- "Nobody had any part in this hiring except Jay (Jacobs)."
- "The Houston Nutt thing was put out by Jimmy Sexton, his agent."
- He said someone told him Nutt had been offered $4 million. "That's a lie. I knew (Jacobs) wouldn't touch Nutt with a 10-foot pole. Jay said: `I haven't even thought about (Nutt).' I asked Frank Broyles about it and he said: `That's Jimmy Sexton. He did the same thing when Houston was out here with the Nebraska job. He did the same thing with Tommy last year with Arkansas and Texas A&M.'"
- Dye said he called former Texas A&M coach R.C. Slocum about Tuberville's alleged candidiacy last year: "Tommy's name hadn't even been mentioned out here."
- On Jimbo Fisher and Will Muschamp: "We ain't talked to them. That's Sexton."
- On Tony Barnhart reporting that trustees talked with Fisher and Muschamp: "They can talk to him all they want. Jay Jacobs is doing the hiring."
- "There's a lot of misinformation out there. It gets everybody stirred up."
- What is Sexton's motive?: "Money. Getting Nutt a raise at Ole Miss. Getting Jimbo a raise at Florida State. Getting Muschamp a raise. Getting Tommy (Tuberville) a raise. Money!"
- "It's Floirda nation. It's Alabama nation. It's the Auburn family. They're screwing around with our family. The press! They're calling us racists and saying we have a plantation mentality."
- "I probably would have gone and hired Rodney Garner or Patrick Nix -- two of my former players."
- "If you're going to coach at Auburn and everything is equal, I think it would be smart to have someone who loves Auburn on your staff. That would be a tremendous advantage. That's Gene Chizik's decision. I haven't recommended one person to him."
- On Chizik: "He's a polished guy. His players love him. For Carlos Rogers to fly to Atlanta and rent a car and drive to Auburn to be there for his coach -- that shows you."
- He mistakenly believes Travis Williams appeared at the press conference. It was Antarrious Williams. Totally different guy.
- "Kurt (Crain) called me this morning and wanted me to recommend him to Gene. I told him: I'm not recommending anyone."
- Watson Brown as OC?: "That ain't happening."
- "We really don't need to worry about what's being said on the radio. If they want to listen to you, fine. It doesn't bother me what you say. I know you talk about me when I get off the air ..."
- He claims to have written the note you read here yesterday (and Tigers Unlimited people read the day before).
- Chizik: "I like it and I do like it. War eagle."
- So why write a letter?: He gets up early. "I had a spell come over me while I was riding around on the farm. I felt like I needed to talk to the Auburn people. I didn't know how to do it -- if it should be an editorial. I don't know how you all do this electrical stuff nowadays."
- Is Harper Lee behind this?: He wants to see her in January. "I've got some unfinished business we need to talk about."
Ewwwww. - On Barkley: "People don't need to get bent out of shape with him. He's an Auburn man. He did not have enough information and he over-reacted. I've done the same thing (in the past). On this issue, he's wrong. He needs to call Jay and talk to him or call Turner Gill and talk to him."
- On Nebraska's 41-7 win against Auburn in 1982. Gill was Nebraska's quarterback that day: "That was a good, old-fashioned, country ass-whooping."
- Advice to Paul: "Ease up a little bit. If you get away from Birmingham, come on down to the plantation."
"Bob Petrino joined the groups "Abusing Defenses" and "Looking for Jobs." -- Jet, simulating a certain someone's Facebook feed
12.17.2008
Dye comments on Finebaum
This is too good to avoid.
Funny how Pat says it was all Jay and then says "we" haven't talked to the others.
ReplyDeleteDye is such a flake...
ReplyDeleteInsinuating that Saban has something to do with the all of the Sexton antics which creates havoc at Auburn.
Good lord..
ReplyDeleteAlabama nation
Florida nation
Auburn family
gag
I like listening to it.
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
This is exactly what Dye is like. Every time I talk with him, it sounds like this. He's as real as it gets ...
Oh I like Dye.....
ReplyDeleteHe's just blowing smoke right now, IMO
Some of that stuff is legit.
ReplyDeleteI never bought the Nutt stuff.
Well, I think his take on Sexton is right on the money. Pardon the pun. Sexton burned a lot of goodwill for Tuberville with his stuff last year. When you look at all the stuff that happened last year with CTT and the A and M job, along with the Arkansas job, after it was over, we all found out that CTT was even being considered. Sexton thinks he knows how to play the game, but what he does is get his clients short term money and hurt their long term viability at their respective institutions. Sexton bandying about CTT's name all the time to start rumors is one reason people at Auburn never could really get totally warm and fuzzy about CTT. I mean it was like right when you were ready to say CTT is our guy and totally Auburn, out would come a rumor or duck hunting trip, CTT would play coy, and we never really knew how loyal he was.
ReplyDeleteWho is Chizik's agent? Does he even have one?
Jay G, how'd it go with John L today?
ReplyDeleteHe's insinuating that Sexton/Saban orchestrated it to help Alabama..
ReplyDeleteB.S.
1st....Saban doesn't have the time to do anything like that..
I didn't buy the Nutt thing either, but to act like he was surprised as to what went on... PLEASE
Pat Dye is fantastic...ish.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed "Coach Smith."
ReplyDeleteHe was pretty funny.
He calls Transylvania graduates "Trannys," which I didn't find humorous.
How does Dye know what is true and not if he is not privy to the details?
ReplyDeleteHe's shooting down all rumors, but is not involved in any way...
Sure.
I wouldn't find it humorous either. He does that because he probably couldn't spell Translyvania. All kidding aside, there are not many schools that have the pedigree of Transy or Centre. Certainly there are none in Alabama.
ReplyDeleteDid you all just get a really abrupt break?
ReplyDeleteYep...
ReplyDeleteHe was in the middle of a sentence and there was no bumper music or anything ...
ReplyDeletehope he didn't pass out
ReplyDeleteFSJ,
ReplyDeleteSorry, I am heeding Coach Dye's call to circle the wagons and starting picking off the marauders with our long guns(figuratively speaking, of course)
Jay,
ReplyDeletePat Dye was absolutley on fire right there.
Dalton would be proud.
you listening online or via an affiliate?
ReplyDeleteSometimes the affiliates cut them off early
No he's still there. I'm watching iit and he has someone w/ him. Dye was trying to get his help w/ Kurt Crain.
ReplyDeleteHow can you not like this guy? He is as real as it gets for a football coach.
FSJ,
ReplyDeleteYoure supposed to hate what he is saying. Just the way it is.
I'm online, and it still cut off. This is amazing though.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't you see Pat Dye taking over for Burgess Meredith in Rocky?
True Alan...
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong..
ReplyDeleteI really like Dye..
I think he's hilarious.
Dye told everyone not to listen to the radio shows and bs like that, Finebaum was sure trying to put that saban was orchestratin this through sexton somehow into dyes mouth.
ReplyDeleteHell no nobody had to help me. LOL
Jay, I too love listening to Pat Dye.
ReplyDeleteHarper Lee and Pat Dye had a thing? Love letters? This just got kinky.
ReplyDeleteMerry chrmus and uh,...........................................................................................................................................ease up a lil bit.
ReplyDeleteYa think he might have wanted to say shut the "blank" up?
Everytime I get a little upset with Coach Dye, well, he goes and does something like this and it is all better now.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or has Dye's southern country boy accent grown more pronounced over the years?
ReplyDeletedid he say plantation?
ReplyDeleteTime for the Dye bashing on the Finebaum show..
ReplyDeleteThat was his last word, Peter.
ReplyDeleteI didn't hear the show, but is it true he said that Sexton was NOT Chizik's agent?
ReplyDeleteWonder why he's listed as one of their clients on Sexton's webpage?
Along with 6 other now-former AU football coaches? ? ?
nice. i wish i could have heard it
ReplyDeletethat's pretty classic.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about the rest of you,but I feel torn. On the one hand, I don't think it is good for any program to have all assistants be former players or coaches from that program. On the other hand, I hear Kurt Crain, Stacy Searels, Rodney Garner, Tracy Rocker and I see good coaches who also played their guts out while at AU. Should that disqualify them from coming back because they all have ties to AU? Do the positives outweigh the negatives or is this a recipe for disaster? And as a disclaimer I grew up watching these players in person and on TV, so I am sure that clouds my judgement.
ReplyDeleteDidn't dye ensenuate that dye was sayin what he said? Amazing that he can put words into someones mouth and use it as subject matter.
ReplyDeletefinebaum ensenuate dye*
ReplyDeleteI didn't include the Alabama/Saban stuff from today because, honestly, I couldn't understand what he was saying.
ReplyDeleteI think he was saying that Saban was somehow masterminding the bad press Auburn is receiving. I wasn't sure.
It all comes back to Saban.
ReplyDeleteFearless, I think Dye was saying that Sexton's relationship with Chizik doesn't matter because Auburn doesn't deal directly with agents.
ReplyDeleteQuick change of subject. Just checking... anyone heard which way Eltoro went today?
ReplyDeleteok, back to Dye
About Nutt... I know a guy who knows things who said Nutt was offered the job and backed out at the last minute.
ReplyDeleteNow, it is more than likely that Pat Dye was just not aware of this and is not lying, but I think it's safe to say he might not be on the inside of everything. It's always easy to blame Jimmy Sexton, because he certainly does release info for raises, but he doesn't make stuff up. I think we almost had Houston Nutt.
And I also think that I would have been livid at the time. But I would give my left...foot for Nutt right about now.
that's what I got out of it too Jay.
ReplyDeleteThis confirms that Saban is directly involved with all things evil! (Tongue in cheek obviously)
ReplyDeleteFinebaum does that "break" thing all the time to callers that are rambling but I have never heard him do it to a guest. It is his way of being a smart a#$
ReplyDeleteFinebaum is spinning all this, dye didn't say that in so many words.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, Saban hates "those f-ing guys.."
ReplyDeleteMaybe Dye accidentally dropped an f-bomb and got the good ole' seven second dump.
ReplyDeleteare you surprised?
ReplyDeleteFaker, are you saying that Saban "doesn't have time for this sh**?"
ReplyDeletePat Dye needs a dirt nap.
ReplyDeleteBarkley should be disassociated from Auburn.
Like we don't have enough problems without those two dorks making fools of themselves on the airwaves.
And Jacobs is an effing retard.
EXACTLY shesaid!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
I think J.Kev needs the boot-they are all Auburn men.
ReplyDeletePeter -
ReplyDeleteDye dropping an f-bomb on F-Baum would be awesome!
Somebody get Dye a drink (a handle's worth) if he got off the f-word at least twice and got "the delay."
ReplyDeleteDye spoke at my corporate event once. It could've been a scene from The Office! If Pat Dye ever had a "filter", it went out long ago.
ReplyDeleteMichael Scott would've loved it. Toby... not so much.
shesaid dropping the handle phrase...
ReplyDeleteLMAO.
This woman is a conspiracy theorist...
ReplyDeleteThose evil Bama boosters..
coach dye probably should be on tv at least once a week. i would watch
ReplyDeleteJKev - Dye didn't make a fool of himself today. One of the few times I've heard him on Fbaum that I can say that.
ReplyDeleteOne of my faves was him asking Paul to name the BOT member with the plantation mentality and Paul wussed out.
I also enjoyed Dye saying he knew Paul trashed him after his segments.
I also don't mind Dye stirring up the bama hate again. :-)
Good stuff.
I don't think "Auburn men" shold go on national airwaves and accuse their alma mater (although Barkley's fat *ss never bothered to graduate) of being racist.
ReplyDeletePat Dye is an embarrassment. You can tell he's liquored up half the time when he goes on the radio. And I don't understand all the romantic attachment to him. He was a cheater, and he's been lionized by our fan base of lemmings.
Jacobs is a fat pantload and probably can't tie his own shoes. And he's a bald-faced liar.
Should I be booted for that, sweetie? I graduated from Auburn. Of those three, only Jacobs did. And I can't see how.
that was a good interview, or ramble or something. harper lee? has he met truman capote, too? good stuff, that.
ReplyDeleteJkev is stepping into banhammer land with that comment about Coach Dye. CB is an Auburn man and deserves better than that comment as well.
ReplyDeletePatrick Fain Dye is not an embarassment to Auburn University, PERIOD.
ReplyDeleteHarrison, He's on every night.
ReplyDeleteAndy Griffith show. Coach Dye staggers in an lets himself in his cell every night... wait, maybe that's CTF.
J Kev, these are AU guys and you are talking with AU fans. We're all on the same side here. We might disagree from time to time, but "dirt nap"? Come on man.
ReplyDeleteJ. Kev -
ReplyDeleteWhy so serious?
Faker -
I had a roommate in college that asked me what a handle was and I told her to move out.
Really, Denny Crum?
ReplyDeleteReally?
Do you agree with Barkley that race was the reason that we didn't hire Turner Gill?
Sweet Lord in Heaven.
jkev- big boy hatin' on our coach dye.
ReplyDeleteI am not a lemming.
ReplyDeleteI will have Pat Dye's illegitimate babies. Right now. Let's do this.
ReplyDeleteI would buy CTF as Otis. Coach Dye is more like Briscoe Darling
ReplyDeletethats funny aubie
ReplyDeletei know dye is getting old and sometimes says dumb things, but man we all love the guy jkev
You can't deny coach Dye truly loves Auburn University. I also believe he is the one that put Auburn back on the map. Not sure if now he does more harm than good.
ReplyDeleteAs well you should have shesaid...didn't know what a handle was...
ReplyDeleteWTH?
LOL shesaid....
ReplyDeleteDye probably is shooting pool with a rope...so no worries there.
I don't agree with CB. But this is nothing new from CB. For him to 'disassociate' himself from Auburn, a little extreme.
ReplyDeleteHey, how 'bout we do like the Amish and 'shun' him. Yeah, that would work.
Sigh....a girl can dream.
ReplyDeleteCould someone send KJ an anger management package!!! 99% of AU fans love Pat Dye as they well should.
ReplyDeleteI can see this Mayberry/Auburn thing coming together.
ReplyDeleteBobby Lowder = Floyd the Barber
Gogue = Mayor Stoner
JJ = Gomer
Tim Jackson = Goober
Jay G = Ernest T Bass
Aunt B = some Phi Mu
J.Kev, there's probably a spot left on the Bama bandwagon if you want to jump on, don't worry, we'll save you spot over here in a couple of years.
ReplyDeleteshesaid..if this happens for you can Will and I babysit?
ReplyDeleteFSJ,
ReplyDeleteThat is what they make little blue pills for. So, Shesaid, there is still hope.
I like this circle the wagons shift in momentum I'm feeling.
ReplyDeleteTestosterone levels going up. I like it.
I'm ready to start breakin some outside the Auburn Family dishes again.
Let's fight!
I don't agree with CB. But this is nothing new from CB.
ReplyDeleteWhen's the last time he tarred AU with a despicable allegation of racism? I must have missed that one.
For him to 'disassociate' himself from Auburn, a little extreme.
Not what I suggested.
Hey, how 'bout we do like the Amish and 'shun' him.
Something along those lines, yes. I agree.
Or maybe we can just pay him money like we do Pat Dye, to be a "good will ambassador" for Auburn University.
On second thought, those guys are GREAT. I LOVE THEM!!!1!
And Jay Jacobs is a genius!
Yeah Harrison...every Saturday in the fall....Mama's gotta go get drunk at the tailgate spot....and since Will likes potty training so much he can go ahead and take care of that for me while he's at it.
ReplyDeleteMonie = Helen Crump
ReplyDeleteYou missed the most hilarious comment of all: "I don't meddle."
ReplyDeletedid the bammer just call one of our heros impotent?
ReplyDelete15 yard penalty on JKev for overuse of space bar.
ReplyDeleteGood catch Josh
ReplyDeleteJ. Kev...I heart you. I feel like Joe Namath, "I just wanna kiss you."
ReplyDeleteSomeone please give Brittanys ex husband a DRINK
ReplyDelete"I don't meddle" soon followed by "I called Jay and he called me back."
ReplyDeleteThat was the 3rd best line of the interview.
nevermind...Will's on his own
ReplyDeleteJ.Kev, there's probably a spot left on the Bama bandwagon if you want to jump on, don't worry, we'll save you spot over here in a couple of years.
ReplyDeleteOh, I see. Since I despise Charles Barkley for libeling my alma mater and I think Pat Dye's a senile old drunk, I'm a bammer.
I graduated in 1988. Liberal Arts degree. Second generation alumnus.
If I click my heels together and recite the Auburn Creed and promise to wear orange to all the games, will you please not call me a bammer anymore?
That's a deal JKev, only follow the AU creed with a hearty WAR EAGLE!
ReplyDeleteJ Kev. -
ReplyDeleteI'M 3rd GENERATION ALUMNUS! BOOOOOM!
JKev - I don't like folks calling you a bammer because you're upset. I'm just all out of righteous indignation for a while. I'm over it. I'm ready to circle the wagons and egg some bammers or something. That's just me.
ReplyDeleteJkev,
ReplyDeleteHatin' on Auburn Icons. Let's go dig up their stars around Toomer's and act like they never were here. They both have earned a little bit more than you are willing to give them. And no, I don't believe racism had anything to do with TG not being hired.
I believe you have come to the wrong place to peddle your wares of hatred, bitterness, malcontentness. Please take them somewhere else. You are way too serious.
Group hug time!
ReplyDeletejkev =/= bammer.
ReplyDeleteHarrison, if I had Pat Dye's babies, I would just carry them in a baby bjorn to the game. That way my hands would be free for drankin and flippin the bird at the opposition.
ReplyDeleteJKev,
ReplyDeleteGoldmine called. They want you back.
Sheesh Denny now you're being way too serious.
ReplyDeleteGroup grope time, indeed! Lowered have mercy. Chill everybody.
cool. i hope pat dye would sit with us way up in the upper deck. it's easy to sip on whiskey up there. plus you get drunker faster with the altitude
ReplyDeleteShesaid,
ReplyDeleteI wanna see you and Coach Dye in a pair of those side by side bathtubs just like the commercial.
I love the smell of Pat Dye in the afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI started blogging about half-way through. I missed some stuff.
ReplyDeleteJKev isn't this big of a goob really. I don't know why he has to be so bombastic here.
JKev - I don't like folks calling you a bammer because you're upset.
ReplyDelete(being frugal with the space bar here) I'm not upset. I'm expressing an opinion. What's disturbing (not "upsetting", mind you) is the notion that if one doesn't toe the company line and genuflect before Pat Dye, or just laugh off Barkley's despicable comments, he's equated with being a bammer.
That shows a complete lack of critical-thinking ability, not to say dim-wittedness.
And I still don't get the Deification of Pat Dye. He's a drunk, and he was a cheater. I just wish he weren't publicly and/or officially associated with Auburn. He could control that, but he loves the attention.
SheSaid= Miss Ellie the lady Druggist
ReplyDeleteMonica= Thelma Lou (way hotter than Helen Crump)
Sorry, Kristina, your Charlene Darling, only because of couldn't think of any of the other hot babes that Andy went out with.
Harrison, its not easy to sip wiskey in the lower bowl?
ReplyDeletei don't know. i havent sat there since i was a student
ReplyDeleteAubie, we're more likely to star in one of those Captain Morgan commercials. Maybe we can film one and get it put on the jumbotron as the pregame hype video.
ReplyDeleteEverybody needs a little Captain in 'em.
LOL...
ReplyDeleteKristina is Charlene Darling...
Outstanding...
Gee...thanks Denny.
ReplyDeleteMonica should be Juanita Denny...
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't just that he said he called Jacobs. He also spent the next 45 minutes describing in detail who was or wasn't up for assistant positions and who was or wasn't a serious candidate during the search.
ReplyDeleteAnd I loved the shots at Tubs for recruiting and bringing in the spread. One year ago, this man was on the same radio show pushing Tony Franklin like he had stock in Franklin's DVD business.
Now, though? That was all Tommy.
I am a proud bammer. So what?
ReplyDeleteJosh Moon is obviously a bammer.
ReplyDeleteMaybe even a blasphemer.
Shesaid,
ReplyDeleteIf I had been drinking milk, it would've just shot out of my nose!
Coach Dye will now be forever known as Captain Morgan.
so dye's a flip-flopper
ReplyDeleteYes, it's easy as HELL to drink in the lower part. Just ask the guy that sat behind me every game and drank Wild Turkey from pre-game to post-game.
ReplyDeleteI've never had a problem with it. I'm not blatant, though.
ReplyDeleteAgree Josh.....
ReplyDeleteDye was pimping the spread last year this time on Finebaum. In fact, he and Stallings got into a heated discussion over it...
Yes, Coach Dye was for the spread until he was against it.
ReplyDeletei used to have a nasty habit of spilling drinks on people. i have bought a couple new shirts or jackets for people
ReplyDeleteLOL Exactly Josh
ReplyDeleteThanks, Denny ;-)
Who is Juanita Denny?
this Dye Finebaum was just a set up by PF. he was going to manipulate the interview and let PD ramble himself into many quotable corners that will feed the media. Dye should stay at the Plantation
ReplyDeleteOK, my time here is up. I'll check back after the gym trip. Keep it clean everybody (looking at you, K-Fed). And don't do anything I wouldn't do!
ReplyDeleteP.S. omgiluvpatdyekthxbai
H - sloppy drunk = demerit
ReplyDeleteCharles Barkley is a buffoon.
ReplyDeletePat Dye knows how to win football games, and he does a great John Wayne (he's got the pace, but the accent is off).
Auburn seems to me to be circling the wagons around Chizik and I like it. A good OC, good recruiting assistants and we're in business. Tommy left some good talent in the pantry and a recruiting staff will a lot of 4 stars.
err recruiting class
ReplyDeleteUncle JJ ...
ReplyDeleteDidn't hear it ... but it sounds like everybody got what they wanted ... a good rasslin' match ... dye gets in his points ... finebaum is his usually snarky self, and the match is a draw ... which means a rematch at a later date.
Rasslin's fake that way.
Mon- I got better, my wife made me. something about embarrassing, grown up, blah blah, loud
ReplyDeleteI've never bought a new shirt or jacket. I did give a guy a 20 spot and tell him to put it towards his dry cleaning. He was nice. I threw money at him and was dismissive. I can be a terrible person. I love Auburn and whiskey.
ReplyDeletenope - uncle jimmy jons - I normally agree, but this round of Dye vs. Fbaum went to Dye.
ReplyDeleteI was a student in the '80s, so I love Coach Captain Morgan.
ReplyDeleteThat 'rasslin with the angels speech is the best.
Long live Coach Captain Morgan!
I liked the post-Tennessee speech in 1981 ... the only thing to do is to get up and do it agin. And agin. And agin. And agin.
ReplyDeleteCoach Captain Morgan..." sure, you could be 10, lemmin (11) and 0. but today you became men...(cue tears).. you became men"
ReplyDeleteWar Damn Captain Morgan!
Peter, you sound like me and my crowd of people. hell you may even sit next to me and i just thought you were somebody else
ReplyDeleteLOL @ bammers taking Dye's comments and whipping the mullet nation into a frenzy. Good times.
ReplyDeleteRemember that episode of the simpsons where homer wants the gummy bear that his stuck to the baby sitters rear? Well they cut a video of homer off a tv show and used the clips to say what they wanted, you could see the clock moving in the background as they spliced the audio to what they wanted. That's what this Finebaum clip he's pushin sounds like.
ReplyDeletenah, Harrison, I've never been to the upper deck.
ReplyDeleteyou should visit. good times
ReplyDeleteI might. I'll introduce myself as the guy from the internets.
ReplyDeleteI heart the upper deck...
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, i won't think it's weird though. not anymore at least.
ReplyDeleteEvan Woodbery giving a shout out to the HABOTN.
ReplyDeleteUPDATE: OK, one more thing. I was going to transcribe portions of Pat Dye's interview with Paul Finebaum, but I can't do it any better than the HABOTN. Check this out....
I don't heart alabama's newest upper deck...
ReplyDeleteI've been on cliffs that had more slope.
so dye's a flip-flopper
ReplyDeleteWait, are we still talking about why shesaid can't have his babies?
Freep...
ReplyDeleteShe's gonna get you...
shesaid was so disappointed she left here and went to the gym. that seems like a terrible trade-off
ReplyDeleteWell......Juanita is some cheap waitress that ol Barn is seein' on the side. I just didn't think you were like that Mon. But if you insist, oh well.
ReplyDeleteHow about Jay Jacobs for any of the Darling boys? If not, then Howard T Sprague.
Charles Barkely as Earnest T. Bass
Jay Gogue has Mayor Roy Stoner
Bobby Lowder as Ben Weaver
and introducing Coach Saban as Leon, the little boy with the peanut sandwich.
Kristina you can be Miss Peggy McMillian
FSJ can be Malcolm Merriweather ( a british character on Andy Griffith is as out of place as a bama fan over here.)
I think my attempts to change Coach Dye's name to Captain Morgan have failed.
ReplyDeletesigh...
Ok, HOTTIES,
ReplyDeleteI'm just one of those guys that believe this to be true.... I really tired of hearing this crap.... never knew that only one man, on this planet, of all the people in the freakn world can recruit (Saban God).
He is the only one that can coach (Saban God).
I would never want to go up against someone in the business that's that good cause I would never win (Saban God).
Hell me and all the other 118 Div 1coaches should give f'ckn up and just quite....
I want to tell all of you it will give me great pleasure when, not if, but when, Auburn whips the bammers booty's next year!
Auburn never backs down, never gives up and I bet you a dollar to a dime that the s$it is about to hit the fan so roll up your freakn sleeves (Saban God). and get ready to be looked in the eye and stared down and get off the Tracks cause a Train is coming and it's the Auburn Tigers!
is that a poo hat?
ReplyDeleteI think Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Evan Williams, Old Grand Dad, etc would be more appropriate in terms of what Coach likes to consume. He doesn't strike me as a rum guy.
ReplyDelete"Sour Mash old No. 7" is better
ReplyDeleteI don't appreciate some of the childish name calling that is going on in here. Both Dye and Barkley deserve respect, although both have done some things I disprove off. They are a part of the Auburn family.
ReplyDeleteI was trying to think of bourbon with people's names.
ReplyDeleteDenny - So Faker was calling me "Juanita" not "Juanita Denny". He's not so good with the punctuation.
ReplyDeleteFaker just WISHES I was a Juanita. ;-)
poo hats are hilarious
ReplyDeleteif i were pat dye i'd drink Old Crow
Monica,
ReplyDeleteNot good with the punctuation....
Been hanging out over here too much...
:-)
If I'm thinking of the right character, Malcolm Merriweather was way too self sacrificing and gallant to be Faker.
ReplyDeleteDye strikes me as a Wild Turkey kinda guy.
ReplyDeleteFaker - Easy way to cure that problem for yourself.
ReplyDelete;-)
Evan Williams= Rot Gut
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking George T Stagg.
ReplyDeleteThank you Denny for the upgrade in the Andy Griffith cast...
ReplyDeleteHe need to drink Old Granddad.
ReplyDeleteSFC,
ReplyDeleteIf your refering to Aubie and me, we are just having some fun. We are not for instance, saying he needs a 'dirt nap' which is an obvious euphemism for he needs to be dead, that someother misguided soul has said.
My message to Auburn -
ReplyDeleteNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
I promise!
How about the deputy that we all hated, Warren.
ReplyDeleteAwesome Aubie...
ReplyDeletelol Warren - i know i know i know
ReplyDeleteAUnMobile- I agree if you check his record he has never dominated anywhere he has been so to assume he will now is crazy.
ReplyDeleteFSJ
ReplyDeleteto make a long story short -
Shesaid wants Dye's love child
Shesaid wants to be in a Captain Morgan's commercial with Dye because "everybody needs a little Captain in 'em"
I tried, and failed miserably, to change Dye's name to Captain Morgan.
Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas...
That is a poo hat.
ReplyDeleteMy photoshop skills = Jay Jacobs hiring skills
Steve, respect is earned not given.
ReplyDeleteMs. FrontRim can be Helen Crump.
ReplyDeleteHow about the faker being Emma Brand, old lady hypochondriac and loverall busybody.
Jay G can be Andy. He sort of sets things right with his down home wit and common sense.
Everyone could use a poo hat in the ole closet to pull out at appropriate times.
ReplyDeleteloverall- overall
ReplyDeleteJay G = Andy
ReplyDeleteno doubt
The wise sheriff who keeps the kooky townspeople in line.
Cleverly pulling the banhammer out when needed and then ending each episode with a moral.
Everyone needs a poo hat.
ReplyDeleteThis is an actual photo of me wearing mine.
I need a tan.
I don't care Denny... Just don't make me Gomer.
ReplyDeleteFSJ,
ReplyDeleteNo worries.
Gomer = JJ
I can't believe Aubie just rick rolled the HABOTN
ReplyDeleteJay G getting another shoutout on Finebaum...
ReplyDeleteF'baum plugging the HABOTN!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are gonna make me wanna listen to the F'baum. Good thing I have TONS of will power.
ReplyDeleteAnd evidently Aubie didn't "just" do it. Sorry gang just trying to keep up
ReplyDeletewhat did fbaum say?
ReplyDeleteFinebaum just mentioned Jay's running commentary on Dye's comments and tried to give the web site URL, but fumbled it..
ReplyDeleteKristina, it's ok to give in to the Finebaum temptation.
Finebaum said that Monie should be Helen Crump... smart and attractive.
ReplyDeleteFinebaum = Barney
thank you faker
ReplyDeleteNever. Ever, Faker.
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