The wife of Ole Miss basketball coach Andy Kennedy is suing a Cincinnati cab driver whose allegations against the coach she believes have harmed the couple's relationship.
Kennedy’s wife sued that cab driver and a valet driver who backed his claims to police and the media, saying their accusations had harmed the couple's personal relationship, including their sex life.
Kennedy, who was in Cincinnati as the head coach for the University of Mississippi, was charged Dec. 18 with misdemeanor assault after police said he punched cabbie Mohamed Jiddou while shouting racial slurs at him after leaving a downtown bar.
I got that from John Clay. I think that is a definite from the subline to the ridiculous item.
ReplyDeleteOh my word. What a story.
ReplyDeleteHow much is she suing for? Perhaps we can finally find out how much sex is really worth.
ReplyDeleteWhat is she going after in damages? The cab? Whatever professional reputation Kennedy had left is now gone. Can you imagine him going to Duke for a game?
ReplyDelete"In a related story, Kennedy's wife also plans on suing body odor, television, her protestant upbringing, football, headaches, her husband's out of shape physique, childbirth, gravity, bad breath, the insensitivity of 'some men,' her tiredness, and clowns."
ReplyDeleteTorts and liabilities......keeps those Law schools full.
ReplyDeleteThis is very relevant to Auburn. Any other school having something embarrassing showing up in the media is good for Auburn.
ReplyDeleteIn a related story, the cab driver has volunteered to have sex with Mrs. Kennedy to make up for the damage.
ReplyDeleteWife causes husband to lose job.
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