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1.05.2009

Taylor is a go

1/5/08, AFTERNOON

Hey everyone. I just received 100% firm confirmation that Trooper Taylor has been added to the Auburn staff.

Morning reports indicated that Taylor had taken the job, though speculation grew during the afternoon when Auburn didn't confirm the hire. The delay wasn't really a delay -- Taylor was discussing his plans with OSU brass.

Taylor's primary function will be to coach receivers. He also is an assistant head coach.

Rivals.com assessed Taylor as one of the nation's top 10 recruiters in both 2005 and 2007. He was at University of Tennessee during those years.

``This is a great opportunity to join Coach Chizik at Auburn and be a part of a dynamic offensive staff that he has put together,” Taylor said. ``I’m excited to be coaching at a program like Auburn and return to the Southeastern Conference."

TROOPER TAYLOR CURRICULUM VITAE
Oklahoma State, 2008 (co-coordinator of offense, WRs)
Tennessee, 2004-07 (WRs, RBs, dir. of player development) -- in separate stints
Tulane, 1999-2003 (WRs)
New Mexico, 1998 (RBs)
Baylor, 1992-97 (WRs, DBs, grad. assistant) -- in separate stints

Playing career: Baylor '92 (defensive back)

ALSO: Jay Boulware, hired yesterday, has added TEs as part of his coaching responsibilities.

Photo credit: Oklahoma State Athletic Department

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Blogger atlantatiger said...

201

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dang it!!

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

doh

7:54 PM  
Blogger atlantatiger said...

BOOM

7:54 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

If the Texas kicker were an Auburn kicker in pregame warm-ups ... well, you know what happens next ...

KICKER ON A STICK!!!!

7:55 PM  
Blogger atlantatiger said...

Here comes Texas...

7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay Geezy.....that avatar looks a little like Boom!

7:57 PM  
Blogger TB said...

What's Kristina's email or Jay can you add me?

7:57 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

if McCoy's girlfriend is in the stands the over/under on showing her sits at 10

8:00 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Harrison's avatar = hawt

8:01 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Bubble screen!!!!

8:01 PM  
Blogger atlantatiger said...

I was trying to figure out who Tressel looked like and figured it out. Mr. Peepers.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Manly play by Colt ... throwing a nice pass in the face of the heavy rush ... JPW would have thrown that one to Scottsdale. Kodi would have flipped it backwards.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

don't act like you're not impressed

8:04 PM  
Blogger atlantatiger said...

Colt McCoy looks like he is 15.

8:07 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Harrison ...

it's obvious you've captured Monica's fancy ... FSJ is yesterday's news. But you better watch out for MobileZ.

8:07 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

OK, who do you email to request to join the HABOTN on facebook.

I am so new at this stuff.

8:08 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Harrison,
Colt McCoy's girlfriend is going to show her what?
Is that word supposed to be "sits"
Otherwise, I'm setting my watch for 10:00.

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the Facebook group. Just request to join, make sure you include your ID name. Kristina or Jay G will add you when they get on.

Patience is a virtue.

8:11 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

nice. those would be way better.

Mon- We chose snowshoe over canaan valley. Way more boozing to do there

8:13 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

To the words of whoever sings the song " Godzilla" I propose that the words now be "Jetzilla" speaks the truth about Mon...

8:13 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Looks like OSU has Boom's number for now.

8:13 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Beenie Wells is killing Tx

8:14 PM  
Blogger wes said...

Boom might want to think about making some adjustments.

Yeah, and "sits"...that's funny right there.

8:16 PM  
Blogger War Eagle Girl said...

cincy if you're still on...my kids call me a facebook stalker all the time! It's okay if they read other peoples stuff but not okay when the rents do it
actually their friends ask me to be their friend all the time!

8:16 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Has anyone heard from Charles Barkley for Gov since the Monica Lewinski episode?
he didn't appreciate me calling him out about his moniker

8:17 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

A facebook cause just got me thinking. Does our posting, interest, and constant moral support do anything to support the entity that currently employs our fearless leader and makes this all possible? Is there any benefit to the newspaper whatsoever?

8:18 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

all these posts and interest in the blog surely can't hurt jay g's job security...can it?

8:19 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

War Eagle Girl ...

same experience here ... just checking up on Turbo Prop and the Stewardess ... now their friends ask me to be their friends, and I've found old friends, new friends and Hotties.

8:19 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

Harry, how was it?

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Texas' DL is getting whipped, Boom is gambling to compensate for such and giving up some big plays. The announcers are gushing over Beanine Wells, when all he is doing is running through huge holes.

Someone teach those announcers to do more than follow the ball.

8:20 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

All this interaction just gives Jay G more to do with no additional love from the Advertiser, which isn't known for its loveliness.

I have a great deal of admiration for his dedication to the blog and to the Hotties.

8:21 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

PF,
No way!! I told him one day that I thought the blog had more subscribors than the MA and he nearly agreed!!
I think it makes them look good for all the hits on their site.

8:21 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Ware Eagle Girl,
I love it! I tell my son it's my job to embarrass him!

8:22 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

Its a good way to waste time until he accepts ESPN's offer, I guess. :-D

8:22 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Wow Jetzilla. You've really being paying close attention to me. Fear not! I can juggle all the habotn men at once.

Harrison - Snowshoe - good call.

MD - Barkley has been around plenty.

8:23 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

No way he would leave HABOTN for some measley job at ESPN. Wifey must like it here.

8:24 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Jay may not make any money, but I make about $1,000 a month off HABOTN. Don't ask me how, the economic details would bore you. Let's just say it involves a goat farm in Idaho and some investors in Paraguay.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

In my new role as JetZilla, I can use my new-found height to see the field a lot better.

The flame that come out of my mouth can be quite effective, too.

8:26 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Sorry Mon, I've been out for a few dayz!! He has been around plenty elsewhere. Ha
PS.. You sure you can handle all the men of HABOTN?
I can't get a handle on this game.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Michael - now THAT's freakanomics

8:27 PM  
Blogger ADP said...

Newspaper? What are you talking about? Jay G. works for a newspaper? You're kidding.

8:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mon - I love the pictures of the Malzahns on the plane to Auburn!!

8:28 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

AU1 - I thought those were pretty cool too. I also like their girls showing off their new Auburn gear.

8:29 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Michael,

I'm very interested in the goats in Idaho!!
can you transport?

8:29 PM  
Blogger War Eagle Girl said...

Mobilz- Love the War Bald Eagle!

Facebook has been a lot of fun and a good way to keep up with the kids
Now I like it to keep up with "old" people

I love the HABOTN but I still have to have the Advertiser in my hand every morning with my coffee (even though it is getting thinner everyday)

8:29 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

What happened to that Ohio State kid?

8:29 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Phred,

What up??

8:31 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Michael,
It's all about volume.

8:32 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i'm sure by "newspaper" he means internets

8:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mon - We will see if I get a new friend. Funny thing is all this Facebook stuff. I joined to spy on my daughter, and she ignored my friendship. So I got her password.

I have caught up with people I have not seen in 20 yrs. I must say I still look pretty good! Ha.

8:32 PM  
Blogger michael said...

mdaniel - The goats don't ever leave Idaho. Look, I've already said too much, what I'm doing ain't exactly legal. Never ask me about my business.

8:32 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Ohio State kid tackled with his head down ... make contact with guy's hip with side of his head/neck.

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harrison - Jay did just join on Facebook something about saving newspapers and telling friends about it.

8:33 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Also, the HOTTIES make my job a lot more enjoyable.

The Advertiser doesn't quite understand that the Interwebs are where it's at. Those days are coming ... I hope.

Turning this blog into a money-maker for the Advertiser is a tricky proposition. We won't charge. We should make this an advertising expedition, but that hasn't happened yet.

8:34 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i know a guy in idaho

8:34 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

A Trooper Taylor performance during Vol Walk has made its way onto the Internets.

Boom emailed him, telling him to settle down a little bit.

8:34 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

JGT,

Nice new Avatar (isn't that what it's called)?
What kid from OS?

8:34 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

You'll get a new friend. I've seen several hotties be added in the last couple of days. lol

I've had lots of fun with FB, too. That's very funny that your girl ignored your friend request! Like you were going to just go away. lol

8:35 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

viagra ads and those t-shirt ads with those hot chicks on them I hope

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JGT - Whatever you do make sure you get Billy Mays!!

8:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mon - She is funny. I used to work for IBM and have informed them that I could figure out where when and why they have been to certain places.

I love computers.

8:37 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

grrrr

8:38 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

You could advertise Michael's illegal goat business on the site.
Also Enzyte Bob. But that stuff is crap and doesn't work worth a darn. I mean... er,... that's what a friend told me.

8:38 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Michael,

Look,
I could get a driver to secretly take me out there. I know you don't think you're the only goodfella in the Goat BUI-ness.
I got FRIENDS!!
JG,

Ads for the do-drop-in on Mobile Hwy?

8:39 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

this game is a yawner

8:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it is brutal

8:42 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

already way more scoring than the oregon st/pittsburg game

8:43 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

I'd like to Advertise Mikal's goats for sale. $10/each. You pick up. The location will be disclosed as soon as the money hits the p.o. box I have set up at the post office in Chauncey, Georgia. I'll pay the HABOTN $3.52 for each goat sold.

8:43 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

can you beat these goats without them biting you? are they good drinking partners?

8:45 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Harrison,

I recently read where a oyster farmer was throwing crushed up Viagra into the oyster ponds to create the ultimate aphrodisiac??
And Michael thinks he got something on me w/ his BLEEPING goats!

8:45 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

for real? awesome!

8:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Colt's sister or girlfriend? More entertaining than the game. IMHO

8:46 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

depends. what are you looking for?



...and how was snowshoe?

8:46 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

a tequiali swilling goat that whistles at girls

8:47 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Look, everyone, you are barking up the wrong tree. The goats are just collateral. The real money is a dog rental business in Kalamazoo. Great, now I've really said too much.

Don't ever ask me about my business!

8:47 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

McCoy was #2 in the Heisman voting, eh? At least his girlfriend is hot. That INT was horrid.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

we leave for snowshoe feb 19th. i think it's gonna be pretty fun

8:47 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Colt INT wow! Bad pass

8:47 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Here is my opinion because I know you want it.
Bowl games should be played up to and on Jan 1st. Not after.
Bowl games are a December/New Year event. Once the holidays are over, you lost me.
Exeptions -
1. Championship game, because it actually means something (supposedly)
2. random bowl games featuring a future AU offensive coordinator.
I love college football, but this game on Monday night, January 5th is a NON event.

8:48 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

oh, thought you went already. sorry. back to newspaper goat ads.

8:49 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

By the way, I'm a man. I'm 44.

8:49 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

freaks

8:49 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

I did see Chris Todds' girlfriend at the lake one time when he just came to AU. I think she was from Kalamazoo and her folks raised dogs!!
She was major league HOT!

8:50 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

How old are you MD?

8:51 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Mon,

14

8:52 PM  
Blogger michael said...

So what does everyone think about the Boston College coaching situation?

8:53 PM  
Blogger ADP said...

Mdaniel ... based on the fact that the oyster's job is to filter impurities out of the water - I think that might actually work. I'll do the research and let you know.

8:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BC is out of line unless there is a specific clause in his contract that he can not go look into another position.

8:53 PM  
Blogger Guruwill said...

In Barrett Trotter's high school footage he plays like Colt McCoy. I keep hearing Joe Wickline for OL coach any truth?? Kevin Steele still has not signed at Clemson..I hope Chizik contacted him.

8:54 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

My new bidness venture:
Renting hot chicks to sit in the stands to pose as girlfriends of college football players.
This is a twist on a very bad ideal that I had after drinking too much late one night in Bimini. Let's just say I won't be returning to Bimini.

8:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live by the Chesapeake Bay and that is completely what an oyster is for. Unfortunately it is not working so well here because I eat a lot of them raw with cocktail sauce.

8:55 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Phred,
Pretty technical but that's cool.
After you're research get back w/ me and i'll sell you a dozen. Ha

8:55 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i don't know michael. what's going on up there in Boston?

:)

8:55 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Guruwill ... we talk to the same people, I guess.

I'm loving the idea of Wickline ... still wondering about Steele ... just doesn't make sense that the Clemson deal hasn't been done ... unless something is up.

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scottie B - BC told their coach if he interviews with the Jets he will be fired. He is interviewing with the Jets.

8:56 PM  
Blogger michael said...

AU1N04 nailed it right on the head.

But I mean, the real question is what do the hotties think about it? Is it right? Wrong? Are they being unreasonable?

8:58 PM  
Blogger ADP said...

obviously, you don't understand my research methods. If it works, I'll sell YOU a dozen.

8:58 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I'm not getting into the BC debate, but I'd do exactly what that coach is doing.

You handle my paycheck ... not my life.

8:58 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

michael, as he predicted, stirring the pot.
please visit HBCBOTN

9:00 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

this is why you're the funniest hottie

9:00 PM  
Blogger Big MikeZ16 said...

Pretty sure when it comes to Major League hot, we're all 15

9:01 PM  
Blogger McLovin said...

This Fox coverage of the game tonight has been boring. The announcers haven't added anything to the game.

9:02 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

I thought this discusion was already redirected to the HBCBOTN...

9:02 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

it's gross to be old like MD and talking about a girl that young as HOT

9:02 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

But if you interview with JetZilla, you are safe.

9:02 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

michael is a rebel and you can't stop him

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife does ask me on a regular basis "What are you 15?!"

My mind says yes, my body say hell no.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Texas band playing LedZep!!!

9:03 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Mon,

Easy!! What's got your GOAT tonight?

9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mon - She was a very attractive young lady....is that better?

9:04 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

leave michaels business out of this

9:05 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Texas band worth struggling through pitiful game ...

9:05 PM  
Blogger Big MikeZ16 said...

Pretty sure md's not telling her she's hot...at which time she would dial 9 1 1

9:05 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

some of you have daughter's that age...just saying

9:05 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

I hereby declare myself the slowest hottie. that's gotta be the fourth time I accidentally repeated someone else's comment today.

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do have a 15 yr old daughter....I feel really old right now.

Thanks MON!!!!!

9:07 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I'm here for ya. :-)

9:08 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I have a 15 year old daughter.

9:08 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

love the boomtown rats doing the music for the new House spot.

9:09 PM  
Blogger Emmett said...

The Blonde was McCoys GF, she is a reporter for the Austin CBS, and I think she was a Volleyball standout at Baylor....ESPN was talking to her in one of the Texas games early this season

9:09 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Gotta go, got a H2O leak at Home.
LATE!!

9:10 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

PF ... that is a good song.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

G'night Hot Blog. Until tomorrow, when the comments will feature the possibility of another OSU coach, DC rumors, and the end of the dead period.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

I don't like Mondays

9:12 PM  
Blogger Big MikeZ16 said...

Cancels my Swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated...I must be too old now :-(

9:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Night all...until another day!

9:17 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Bob Geldof and the Boomtown Rats. Great band. Bought that cd at the Sound Shop in the Auburn Mall around '86.
Also, Squeeze 45's and under, Elvis Costello and the Attractions Greatest Hits, The Housemartins London 0 Hull 4.
and, of course, Rick Astley.

9:18 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Boomtown Rats ... led by Bob Geldof, daddy of Live Aid '85.

9:18 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

18 y.o. son intercepts swimsuit issue ... haven't seen one since he became a teen-ager. Wonder why?

9:18 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i know exactly what is happening up in Boston. there were a few hotties (ahem...Monica...ahem) that had heard enough about it earlier. just stirring the pot yo. ha.

9:19 PM  
Blogger Big MikeZ16 said...

Anything else missing JetZilla?

9:20 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

He's a boy! He's 18!

9:21 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Oh, that's about it ... at least as far as I'm sayin'

9:21 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

hey if you're gonna "ahem" me you better "ahem" Jay G.!

9:22 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

We need a new thread. This is getting too cumbersome.

9:23 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i can't 'ahem' the man with the banhammer. sorry. :)

i'm digging that avatar JGT. cracks me up. i'm not sure why but it's pretty funny.

9:23 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

i see how it is

9:23 PM  
Blogger Big MikeZ16 said...

Finally a touchdown....

9:25 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

eaZy fo sheeZy. you know you're my girl Monnie. :)

9:26 PM  
Blogger coosa said...

Make money off the HABOTN? All the Hotties could be rich right now if you had only listened to me just a few weeks ago and bought LINE at 11. Closed today at 16.06.

Much better than a goat scheme.

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=line

Too late now. Listen the next time.

9:27 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Check

9:32 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Has anybody heard Bob Sanders name mentioned for the DC spot?
Coached at Florida with Spurrier in the 90's as the Asst DC coaching LB's and DE's... was LB coach for the Dolphins for several years and has been the DC of the Packers for the past 3 years.

Has college experience, in the SE (FL no less), DC experience, NFL experience...

9:37 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Ok...a few thoughts.
1. Cincy, I scoff at the idea that a 49 year old woman can't suit up and hit somebody. The hardest lick I ever took was from a woman in that age range. It happened at Carl's Country right outside the paper mill in Prattville. Let's just say I was a mouthy 19 year old and she had a pool cue and a few teeth.

2. I am severely disappointed by Texas in this game. Don't they know that OSU is destined for humiliation in all BCS post season appearances?

3. The Kicker on a Stick logo is in the works. Do we go with cartoon violence or full blown blood and gore?

4. My wife wonders why I laugh until I can't breathe whenever I type or read the words Kicker on a Stick.

That's all for now.

War Trooper Luper sham a ding dong!

9:41 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I hope the Golden Hurricanes provide more excitement than this tomorrow night.

9:43 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

That's my boy, J-Z.

9:43 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

New thread open to ease Denny Crum's cumber.

9:45 PM  
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