- "I'm excited about the opportunity Coach Chizik has afforded me."
- Which position will you coach?: "(Chizik) has not made a decision about that."
- Philosophy: "You've still got to stop the run to win football games. What you got to do is try to get people off kilter with going after folks and being aggressive and try to make teams one-dimensional so you can get creative on defense. It's not the schemes that win and lose for you; it's the players that you recruit and that you develop. At the same time, you're only going to be as good as your base defense and your fundamentals allow you to be. Because when you get in that thunderstorm, you've got to have a place you call home. Your base defense and playing fundamental football, just throwing blocks and getting off blocks and tackling and pursuit angles, all the things that seem so elementary to some people but are really the differences between winning and losing."
- Any coaches in particular shape your ideas?: ``I've been around a lot of good football coaches. I've learned from everybody I've been around. To say it's one person, that would not be accurate. It's a culmination of being around a bunch of people."
- "It was huge for our defense that Antonio Coleman is coming back. He has a national reputation."
- "I don't know Paul (Rhoads)."
- Timetable of hire: Chizik called Minnesota coach Tim Brewster for permission to speak. Flew into Atlanta on Sunday. Drove to Auburn on Monday. Finalized it then."
- Minnesota improvements: "We knew we had to do a good job with creating takeaways. We did that. I saw a lot of good things happening."
- Recruiting: "I'm detailed and thorough. It's built on relationships. In the end, the relationships get you over the hump. I love it -- and I love having a great product to sell like Auburn University."
- What do you remember about Auburn?: "I made this comment to Coach Dye, when you got done playing Auburn it felt like somebody had taken a rubber hose and just beat you with. Back when they ran the bone and kept pounding you. As a football player you always respect the physical teams, the teams that hit you in the mouth."
(Roof played at Georgia Tech from 82-85.) - He doesn't know the other Auburn coaches.
- Other defensive coaches: "Coach Chizik is the head coach and those will be his decisions."
- He'll start work on Thursday.
- "Coach Chizik is the head coach and he has the right to involve himself and be involved in every aspect of the program, which most head coaches do and I'm sure he will as well. I look at it as a real plus to have a guy with a defensive background that Gene has and all his expertise that he brings to his staff and to the table."
"Bob Petrino joined the groups "Abusing Defenses" and "Looking for Jobs." -- Jet, simulating a certain someone's Facebook feed
1.07.2009
Ted Roof speaks
We'll be starting momentarily.
I have spoken
ReplyDeleteI don't know what that means, but it sure makes WJOX look stupid!
ReplyDeleteMy hate for WJOX rivals that of my hate for the ATL Falcons.
ReplyDeleteBill King + Rivals Radio = Win.
The word gauche is not used enough. It perfectly describes everything about WJOX. I stopped listening to them about 7 months ago for many reasons.
ReplyDeleteI am getting really tired of seeing a naked asian beside the word "uno" in every dang thread.
ReplyDelete6!
ReplyDeleteDamn I'm on!
PF - The least he could do is use Korean for "one"
ReplyDeletePF....
ReplyDeleteTotally Agree... not that we are being Asianist! (that's racist with an asian twist!)
grumpy peter in the house
ReplyDeleteAmen, peter...lol
ReplyDeletePF,
ReplyDeleteDon't hate on DL... he's just a little quicker to the post!!!
How about a naked Ethiopian? Would that be acceptable?
ReplyDeleteDL is quick on the draw....
ReplyDeleteWelcome to HABOTN, Robusto!
ReplyDeletei'd prefer not to see any naked dudes at all. you can call me sexist if you want. no naked DUDES!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteScottie, that just begs the question as to whether naked chicks would be acceptable to you? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI hadn't heard of Ted Roof before yesterday. Pretty boring name, no z's, no Trooper. I'm guessing he will actually be an assistant DC to Chiz.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone hear Tim Brando on Finebaum yesterday? What a loser!
I'm right there with you Scottie...
ReplyDeleteI was under the impression 2 more defensive guys would be hired. DL and DB, so Roof would not have to focus on any position.
ReplyDeleteKristina, I'm glad to see we're on the same page. :)
ReplyDeleteGuru, that's entirely possible.
ReplyDeleteRoof was pretty evasive when asked which position he would coach ...
So I can tell everyone is really interested in what Roof had to say...
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like Roof either really wanted to coach at Auburn, or really wanted out of Minnesota.
ReplyDeleteMaybe both.
What position will you coach? "Don't know"
Who's your assistants? "Don't know"
Why'd you take the job? "It's 20 below right now in minnetonka! I was freezin my rump off!"
For your information I am wearing a towel.
ReplyDelete것 - translate that!
Kristina....
ReplyDeleteKristina....
Kristina....
Other defensive coaches: "Coach Chizik is the head coach and those will be his decisions."
ReplyDeleteshouldn't the coordinators have some kind of input on who 'their' guys are? is this a foreign concept?
Is it done then Jay? Or is JOX trying to figure everything out? I really want to read more of his coach-speak.
ReplyDelete"A remarkably gauche move".....nice!
ReplyDeleteFaker, Faker, Faker...
ReplyDeleteD.Miller -
ReplyDeleteLuper visited Tyrik Rollison (Texas) four-star dual-threat QB, #2 QB in country, Luper recruited Rollison to OSU and they are tight
Luper visited Rueben Randle today
Luper will visit Bryce brown, #1 RB in country,in-school Thursday
is this thread turning into the Jerry Springer show???
ReplyDelete"Faker, Faker, Faker...."
Help us mitigate a Beat Writer Dispute®:
ReplyDeleteHas anyone ever see a hose pipe?
Skip out on the Finebaum yo, your rational thinking will thank you.
ReplyDeleteI used to dig the AM690 D&B show, but then I got Sirius, and I've never looked back.
As much as I love me some AU Football, all local stations are 24/7 AU/UA talk no matter the time of year.
I need some variety in my sports diet.
So... In the interest of redirecting the conversation away from naked...
ReplyDeleteNot only did the WJOX move make them look stupid, it tends to reinforce the impression that they're just a bunch of bammers at heart.
I do actually care what Teddy has to say, but it sunds like there are still more unanswered questions than answered ones. The thing that struck me is that he hit hard on recruiting and relationships, which is obviously a theme for this staff.
a 'hash pipe' yes, a 'hose pipe' no. :(
ReplyDeleteJay..
ReplyDeleteIf you are from Gadsden, AL you have seen a hose pipe....
A hose pipe is like a garden hose, but can be thicker.
ReplyDeleteJay G. Tate - Fbaum is quoting your blog ONCE AGAIN getting his Roof info from you.
ReplyDeleteWe like thick.
ReplyDeleteFinebaum is reading your blog JGT for his information.
ReplyDeletecrap Mon, you beat me.
ReplyDeleteand now Fbaum is saying don't blame WJOX for carrying the press conference live because they aren't LOL
ReplyDeletei was introduced some of my favorite curse words when my pops found the dog chewing on said hose pipe
ReplyDeletethink it's a southern synonym for garden hose :)
A hose pipe is what I use to get my gasoline every night.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Fbaum is trolling the HABOTN and quoting JT's work!
ReplyDeleteand he's loving your Chiz update - the one in red
ReplyDeleteso basically Fbaum is now getting all his Auburn news from Jay G
I hope Super Luper took a copy of the GMAC and tells the recruits this is a must see tv production.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of a "hose pipe," but I'll man up and admit that Charles Goldberg isn't delusional.
ReplyDeleteHose pipes exist, Goldberg.
I'll admit it.
Fbomb gave credit to "tha blog". I suppose for Hotties that's easy. There is only one blog.
ReplyDeletemonica,
ReplyDeleteGreat news Rueben Randle and Bryce brown, are on my wish list...
Keep the info flowing
I have seen a guy named Jose pipe icing on a cake but no not a hose pipe
ReplyDeleteFinecum read your lil jamb at WJOX on the air about the Live Feed move Jay G.
ReplyDeletegood idea Cowboy :-) I'll call him and ask
ReplyDeleteJay G.
ReplyDeleteA hose pipe is a short piece of Garden Hose (2'+/-) that been cut of and used to beat somebody with!!!!
Hose pipes are used in areas were the girls are named Lisir, not Lisa...
ReplyDeleteDear Lead - They are WAY at the top of my wish list. Man oh man would that be a huge get.
ReplyDeleteThe OSU folks are aren't happy about it either.
oops that would be "cut off"
ReplyDeleteJay...Kentucky is not THAT far out of the south. Never heard of hose pipe?
ReplyDeleteHow about give me a "Coke"....what kind?......uh a 7UP.
Dinner is served at noon. Supper at night.
we pulled carnell and ronnie late (if my memory serves me right)..
ReplyDeleteIt would only take one look at our backfield and they should see playing time in thier heads...
Monica,
ReplyDeleteOSU had better be nice or we will come back and take their OL coach..
I think I heard my father-in-law use "hose pipe" once,but I don't know if he picked it up during his time in Gadsden or Akron. Where's Roof from originally?
ReplyDeleteI took that WJOX thing down.
ReplyDeleteIt's moot now. The teleconference is over ...
I never heard hose pipe, but the coke thing was true for me.
ReplyDeleteI grew up in San Diego and Tulsa.
ReplyDeleteMr. A hose pipe is what your child is outside chewing on right now.
ReplyDeleteJGT- do u need to see the evidence?
HAHAHAHA Cowboy. Nice.
ReplyDeleteHey Jay,,,
ReplyDeleteWe grew up in different places together....
how cool is that..
jhz...
ReplyDeleteYour father in law work at Goodyear?
FSJ - nope, but his dad did. Good call.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm on a plane now, so I'll bow out for a while to comply with FAA regulations. Later Hotties.
Slang terms are not just Southern. I mean we could go to the Ba in the ca? Right
ReplyDelete"you give us a product, we'll cheer for it" so says the bamer
ReplyDeletenow THAT is a sidewalk fan and it had nothing to do with being an alum or not
Dear leader, I figured you were reared in Pyongyang.
ReplyDeleteyes,
ReplyDeletedifferent places....
Very cunning ... as advertised by fellow North Koreans.
ReplyDeletePeter and Scottie - Don't forget the Damages season premier is tonight!
ReplyDeletehosepipe
ReplyDeletenoun
a flexible pipe for conveying a liquid or gas
Good lord...next question
Mon...I'm betting....not an alum.........jus' playing the odds.
ReplyDeletei could never forget Monnie. i'll have to catch the 11pm edition. i won't get home till 10:30 and i forgot to set the tivo this morning. :) thanks.
ReplyDeleteDamages is stupid.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you guys think of the BC coaching situation?
Why did I let my curiosity regarding DL's avatar cause me to view it full size?....my eyes....my eyes....
ReplyDeletelol Hoopie good bet
ReplyDeleteJust looking our for my fellas, Scottie.
Michael - This is what we do to one of my friends does that. We go over and rub her back and say, "You're the prettiest girl in the whole wide world and we're all jealous of you."
ReplyDeleteWhen you need love just ask for it, darlin.
Hoopie,
ReplyDeleteDammit man did we not tell you not to turn around or you would turn to salt!!!!
I think I'm gonna like this Luper dude!
ReplyDeleteIf he can deliver those guys the way he delivered on Troop, then I'll be sold!
Michael...I think that you should interview for the currently available BC HC job. Of course, you must be willing to lose your present job just for interviewing
ReplyDeleteD - I will simply be beside myself if he gets any of those guys.
ReplyDeleteWhy has no one ever told me I'm the prettiest girl in the world? I wish I had friends like you. Maybe it's my hat that is the problem.
ReplyDeleteGamorra is righteous.....compared to DL's avatar.
ReplyDeleteI thought a hose and a pipe were essentially the same. Hoses are thinner and flexible while pipes are thicker and more sturdy.
ReplyDeleteSo is a "hose pipe" a flexible pipe? Or a sturdy hose?
Hi Dear Leader-
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, proxify.com and anonymouse.org don't work in prison :-(
But I thank you for those suggestions.
Hello Hotties!
In fact, Jay/Mon's word of the day...gauche.........never mind.. worse.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm 90+ behind. What's the story on JOX? What was said?
ReplyDeleteI've been beaten with a hose pipe, drunk from a hose pipe, siphoned gas with a hose pipe, rolled up a hose pipe and once dated a girl who could...I'll shut up now.
ReplyDeleteBigMike - you drive about 1 mile from my house when you come through WV.
ReplyDeleteJOX created a mess on the Roof teleconference by leaving their feed on the call. So rather than being able to her Ted Roof discuss Ted Roof, we were hearing the latest updates from ESPN ... via JOX.
ReplyDeleteIt was gauche, but it's over now.
j-z- I think i know that girl
ReplyDeletehaven't gotten all the way through the posts, this may have already been answered...
ReplyDelete것 =
one;the one;a thing;an object;a matter;an affair
a man;a person;one;the one
Dear Leader = The One
sensi,
ReplyDeleteYou've got to laugh now and figure it out later
Michael....It's not personal....the world is tired of Bammer Blondes wearing Houndstooth Hats.
ReplyDeleteMobilZ---I am the salt of the earth.......that cows lick.
Thanks, Jay G.
ReplyDeleteJ-Z....once found out.....everyone dates that girl...for a while.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, Barkley was seeking her the other night.
I never quite got to her, the cop was a cock-blocker.
ReplyDelete104
ReplyDeleteJ-z I've had the exact same hose pipe experiences. My youthful summertimes spent in South GA we "drank wooda ottda hose pipe".
ReplyDeleteBigCat = That's a "spicket"
ReplyDeleteBFG....
ReplyDeleteCareful... i smell a Bamhammer event coming!!!!
Brice Brown would be an absolute possessed demonic freakish beastly freak of nature specimen with the Gus Malzahn offense
ReplyDeleteOk...I have to know who the O line coach is going to be. This is messing with me and Pat's carefully orchestrated timetable for ressurecting the AU Football program.
ReplyDeleteWe need Kicker on A Stick now people. To the tune of Shaft of course. Or we could mix in a little of this...
Superfly
tar heel
ReplyDeleteI am humbles and honored that you have been so dilligent in your studies...
tommorrow we will work on our ringlish.
nahhhh Mon..
ReplyDeleteyou turn on the spicket and drank from the hose!!!
oops that would be the "hydrant"
ReplyDeleteI'm just saying - If we get Bryce Brown - I don't know - I'm going to have to come up with something.
ReplyDeleteDL
ReplyDelete"ringlish"
Bahahahahahaha I spit up my afternoon "hottie tottie"
turn on the spicket and drank from the hose...
ReplyDeletegot it
Monica which staffer do you think brings in the 1st big recruit and who do you think it will be??
ReplyDeleteI'll go Luper - Byrce Brown
Should be an easy sell:
Tulsa O + Great RB coach + RB U + early playing time = Bryce Brown to AU!
Who are Bryce Brown's top choices?
ReplyDeleteI was warned, but I looked anyway. WTF? Who uses a naked Kim Jong Il as an avatar? Somebody hold me....My therapist is out of town.
ReplyDeleteI say Luper and either Bryce or Reuben.
ReplyDeleteIf either of those things happen y'all will hear me "hollerin'" all the way from West By Gawd Virginia.
am i really late on this but i just heard Knowshown and Stafford declared?
ReplyDeletej-z,
ReplyDeleteok let me try to talk you down!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA @ "somebody hold me"
ReplyDeleteSNORT!
No No No Mobilz...you drank from the hose, you PLAY in the 'hydrant'!
ReplyDeleteI just need to be held. My eyes...oh dear God my eyes...they burn so bad. Make it stop...dear lord, please just make it stop.
ReplyDeletespicket?
ReplyDeletespigot or faucet
ReplyDeleteI know... i searched all around but I could not find a naked asian on a metal folding chair in the middle of a cold damp concrete basement.
ReplyDeleteso I settled for this self portrait. I getting up, beer anyone..
EXQUUUUEEEEZE ME!
ReplyDeleteBigcat,
ReplyDeleteSorry you are so correct!!!!
If that pic is of a naked Kim jong Il I will be highly disappointed in Dear Leader and may lead a charge to have his HABOTN rights suspended
ReplyDeleteBryce was a soft commitment to Miami, but he's opened his options back up.
ReplyDeleteI am wearing a towel.
ReplyDeleteDL
ReplyDeleteHell No! Dont get up!don't stand, don't do anything... stay right where you are....
I'll get the damn beer myself!!!
You guys are killing me today! :D
ReplyDeleteMonica,
ReplyDeleteif you have time take a look at the Bryce videos on scout or Rivals... if we land this guy (a big if still) he can be a ledgend on the plains.
Anyone missing a golf ball?
ReplyDeleteMonna,
ReplyDeleteDo you think we really have a chance with Bryce or Reuben?
My Dear, Dear Leader - I have looked at those videos and wept. He moves me. I want him to be an Auburn Tiger sumpin fierce!
ReplyDeletewe?
ReplyDeletespigot!
ReplyDeleteAhh, his brother is the big linebacker that committed to Miami last year. I knew he looked familiar. I haven't seen any articles on him related to
ReplyDeleteAuburn. Have we been talking to him?
all my little won tonis calling me to dinner so I must go...
ReplyDelete어짐
you have to read up barkley - i'm not typing all that again
ReplyDeleteok DL,
ReplyDeleteLeave and don't forget to wear a towel!!!
i'm cold, it's snowing and i need a nap
ReplyDeleteOK Jay G.
ReplyDeleteThe needs to be a Dress Code Established around here....
* Shirt- chk
* Pants/dress/skirt- chk
* shoes(optional)- chk
ok HOTTIES,
ReplyDeleteTBM is about to be up outta here!
We will step back in to the High Roller Room a later
Mon - Send the cold air so we get snow instead of rain. Killing me.
ReplyDeletei think the bc thing was because they had a certain bickamn, jr. waiting in the wings--ibelieve he is the son of the coach who coached flutie.
ReplyDeletemeant "bickman"
ReplyDeleteIt's good to see the new coaches going after the blue chip recruits once again, especially on offense. It's probably a little too late to land any off them, but it's worth a shot to gauge interest.
ReplyDeleteAnd if those are the kids luper has been going after, I'd be interested to hear what trooper taylor is up to.
After reading Jay's blog, I am convinced that Chizik is the DC, and it sounds like many of your are also. I am not sure if I like this hire, but the OC was much more important anyways.
ReplyDeleteRon - I agree about that. It seemed that previously we said we couldn't get 'em so why waste time.
ReplyDeleteAU1 - I've ordered the cold weather in your direction. It should be arriving soon.
ReplyDeleteThank ya!
ReplyDeleteOmnica...If you're saying that you found my golf ball...Well, I just may feel a case of the vapors coming on. (Swoon)
ReplyDeleteHave I mentioned I don't like being back at work.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone have any ideas on who our OL coach is going to be.
My 2 cents on Malzahn offense great ball faking camera man was lost on several occasions. To me that is a big difference in Franklin's spread and Malzhan offense.
;-) j-z
ReplyDeleteWhy is it slow?
ReplyDeleteWhy is what slow?
ReplyDeleteThis blog....no one is here.
ReplyDeletethanks
ReplyDeleteno football, no Penguins hockey, no juicy recruiting updates or new ass't coaches = slow
ReplyDeleteI just realized my Facebook profile indicated I was "interested in" women which explains some of the advertisements that have been showing up for me.
ReplyDeleteLet me rephrase. There are usually more than just you and I...and by the way....I did get a new friend who was a bit soaked yesterday.
ReplyDeleteGo girl!! GKG!!
ReplyDeleteglad you got that fixed Monnie. yikes.
ReplyDeleteI saw that, AU1. :-)
ReplyDeleteWell, it was no biggie. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteScottie - You got your Damages face on???? 1 Hour countdown!
Ok, off the computer for now. Gnight all.
ReplyDeletei have to hit the 11pm Damages b/c i'm at job #2. i'm pretty pumped, though.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen something about Gus being in Gadsden tonight?
ReplyDeletenope, and i didn't see him at the Apple store tonight, either
ReplyDeleteI just found it! Gus and Willis are in-home visiting Kendall Kelly tonight. Kenall has one spot for a visit left and we hope it's to Auburn on Jan 30.
ReplyDeleteThen he zipped over to Maryland to visit Cotton.
I am here. All is well.
ReplyDeleteKendall Kelly is the 4 star WR from Gadsden - has offers from bama,clemson,FSU, LSU,Oregon,USC, Texas,CO.
ReplyDeleteHe's 6'4" 210 lbs
*exhales*
ReplyDeletethanks for that update Monica; I sure hope they can pull off some recruiting miracles
ReplyDeleteMon, they should have you work for Rivals.com. you seem to have this recruiting thing down pat. :)
ReplyDeletenah, I'm just a subscriber and i pass it along
ReplyDeletewow it really IS dead in here
ReplyDeleteit's also dead on tv; so dead I'm watching mythbusters
ReplyDeleteTarHeel, have you ever heard of a little show called 'Damages'? it starts in 40 minutes on FX. i highly, highly recommend it.
ReplyDeleteFrom Jeff Lee at Rivals
ReplyDeleteMalzahn will make an in-home visit to Lutzenkirchen Thursday afternoon.
In a text message to AuburnSports.com Wednesday, Lutzenkirchen wrote, "...nothing has changed...still want to go to Auburn but looking around to be safe...Wde."
DAMAGES RAWKS!!!
ReplyDeleteScottie do y'all watch Mad Men?
ReplyDeleteHistory has Armageddon week. Right now they're talking about the dinosaur extinction.
ReplyDeletenope. never seen it. the wife doesn't care for my FX shows so i generally watch them alone. she can stomach Prison Break but that's it.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't even like Damages?
ReplyDeleteScottie B- if I'm still awake I'll take a look. What's it about?
ReplyDeletei just found UNC basketball on tv. Go Heels.
I don't watch near as much tv as Mrs THT. I watch Monk, Heroes, Chuck, Pens hockey, and of course, any college football
I honestly thought the BCS CG was tonight. Damn.
ReplyDeleteScottie B - My HABOTN tees are AUsome!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks so very much. I'm going to put in on in the morning and wear it until signing day ;-)
No controversy = less evening chatter, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteJay - Bless your heart. HA.
ReplyDeleteI wear my HABOTN hoodie all the time. Great logo work ...
ReplyDeleteWell, I could make up some controversy. I have a great imagination.
ReplyDeleteHi Jay Jr
ReplyDeleteyou're welcome THT, just make sure to give it a few washes between now and then, ok?
ReplyDeletemy wife saw the opening scene of the first episode with all the blood and she left and never came back. her idea of a good tv nite is 90210, My House is Worth What?, and The Hills. need i say more?
sorry JGT. sucks for ya bud. my OU friend it out there. he's pretty pumped now. i hope he comes back pretty sad, though. :)
Monica, This is a late comment on your first comment, but I am in solid agreement with you, the term GAUCHE is not used enough.
ReplyDeleteQuestion about the difference between hose pipe and garden hose, is it the girth?
I just realized I have no idea where FX is on my tv. I'll surf for it during the next timeout
ReplyDeleteYa know it takes one nekked North Korean in this group and this blog goes crazy.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the updates everyones.