Hey everyone. I will be a guest host on today's production of the MAX Roundtable on WMSP-AM 740 here in Montgomery. That program runs from noon to 2 p.m. CDT today.Of course, it's streamed on the Interwebs.
It'll be me, Josh Moon and Kelvin Datcher.
Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here.
ReplyDeleteOf all the folks in contention late yesterday, Cabrera was the only one I didn't want to win. Early I was hoping Furyk would make a push. Late I was hoping that Perry would hang on. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had won.
ReplyDeleteEveryone is still playing in the other thead
ReplyDeleteyou were in contention michael?
ReplyDeleteehyou, I didn't want him to win either.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jay G thought he could stop the golf talk by posting a new thread!
ReplyDeleteFuryk kinda fell apart yesterday too.
ReplyDeleteYAY!
ReplyDeleteMy wife picked the guy she wanted to win by what he wore.... Shingo Katayama
ReplyDeletegolf talk and al.com talk
ReplyDeleteWhy don't y'all just say, Monica, we want you to leave?
I always want Furyk to do well because he went to high school in Lancaster, PA.
ReplyDeleteBecause we don't want to leave. We want you to form an appreciation for golf!
ReplyDeletemrtommyd, she liked his pink shirt and matching belt?
ReplyDeleteWifey's sole comment about Masters:
ReplyDelete"Why do they allow that guy to wear that awful hat?"
She didn't at least enjoy what a beautiful course it is?
ReplyDeleteAND the cowboy hat. She enjooyed his full ensemble. And hey I guess it worked ok for him, too.
ReplyDeleteThe course didn't interest her much at all.
ReplyDeleteRemember, kids, it's Monica's world, and we're just squirrels tryin' to get a nut.
ReplyDeletegood afternoon (on ET anyways). did anyone mention Lache Seastrunk's visit to AU this past weekend?
ReplyDelete"I had a great time," Seastrunk said. "It was the best experience I ever had.
#1 RB, 5-STARS. looks like we made quite the impression.
thank GAWD for Smoothie!
ReplyDeleteThanks Scottie. I heard he was visiting, but had not heard any results.
ReplyDeleteThe thing I learned was that to the Family Seastrunk the name "Lache" is pronounced "Lake."
ReplyDeleteoh, and for those tired of golf/al.com talk......
ReplyDeletethe Braves are now 5-1. the play host to the Marlins starting tomorrow. yippee.
scottie, that's awesome!
ReplyDeletei do what i can Monnie.
ReplyDeleteand I'm referring to Seastrunk, not the Braves.
ReplyDeleteSmoothie B ...
ReplyDeleteYou don't wear houndstooth, do you? So stop that Braves talk. It comes from the same virus.
Lache also said he 'felt the love'.
ReplyDeletevery nice.
Most importantly...
ReplyDelete"Momma loved it," Seastrunk said. "I could see it on her face."
ouch Brother Jet......that stings.
ReplyDeleteaccusing me of wearing houndstooth.....now that's just plain mean.
Jet you're participating in al.com time. You're closer to wearing houndstooth than, Scottie!
ReplyDeleteHoundstooth has nevah, evah, evah touched my skin.
ReplyDeletejust sayin
ReplyDeletejust so we're clear........
ReplyDeleteJamara White was at practice Saturday. Auburnsports.com says he has recently added offers from Alabama, Arkansas and FSU.
ReplyDeleteScottie B ...
ReplyDeleteI don't have to say it my avatar. I live it.
Monica ...
ReplyDeleteYou have mail.
Jay G needs his own show.
ReplyDeleteSmoothie - I had listened to rivals this morning and Seastrunk was mentioned. The discussion was that he has been to TX 3 times in the last 6 weeks. That LSU is most likely the favorite but TX is making a strong push. And that you would hear Auburn mentioned but it will be him playing his cards.
ReplyDeleteI love that Jay G. says, "NO" to did you watch the masters?
ReplyDeleteI love TI. Jay G. you have NO idea how much you remind me of my nephew Chad.
ReplyDeleteHotties on the HABOTN
ReplyDeleteI agree, RK.
ReplyDeletethanks AU1.......
ReplyDeletewhen someone says it was the 'best experience i ever had', it kinda stands out. we'll see i guess.
Jet, not sure why my love for the Braves has upset you so. my bad yo.
2nd to RK
ReplyDeleteScottie - I made sure I listened because of that comment he made. We shall see.
ReplyDeleteHall and Oates coming to Baltimore.
He's not going to jail, he's going to prison and he'll probably only be in for about 2 months.
ReplyDeleteWell I love me some Braves too and that has nothing to do with the Crimpzshon, I Guarantee that.
ReplyDeleteFound these quotes on Jay Coulter's blog:
ReplyDelete"I have been to USC and a lot of other places and I can tell you the experience in Auburn is amazing.
"Auburn is a college that produced runners like Bo Jackson. They know their stuff. They know exactly what they need to do to get you where you need to be."
We should make odds.
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ReplyDeleteWell darn. I have to go into work. This had to happen when Jay is on the radio. Crap, hopefully it will be quick.
ReplyDeleteWHy are you on a cruise watching 2 hours of television?
ReplyDeleteAny show that makes fun of Nancy Grace gets a thumbs up in my book.
ReplyDeletethat's what i was wondering Mon.
ReplyDeleteAnyone have a pic of this guy on the Roundtable?
ReplyDeleteSomeone post highlights from the show, some of us are being kept down by the man.
ReplyDeleteI can't make fun of Bag too much, My freshman year at Auburn I came back home to take my then girlfriend who was a senior to the Homecoming dance.
ReplyDeletemy wife and i are 6 years apart in age. i met her when she was 18. you do the math. :)
ReplyDeleteAny show that makes fun of Hannity and Glen Beck gets a thumbs up in my book.
ReplyDeleteand Nancy Grace is a nutburger too
ReplyDeleteMy hubby and I are 7 years apart.
ReplyDeletesorry Seanzie, they were talking about dating high school girls, then i got lost.
ReplyDeleteSorry Seanzie - not much substantial to update.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to feel really good and maybe get a few chill bumps, watch this...
ReplyDeleteHere Be Link
JAY G. TATE = THE ROCKINEST ROCKER OF ALL TIME
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA
Just joshin' ya ... Official Clothier of HABOTN. Run into too many Braves frontrunners in my time.
ReplyDeleteOk, Bag now has a conspiracy theory that Chizik hired African American assistants to make up for Auburn not hiring an African American head coach?
ReplyDeleteDO IT DO IT DO IT
ReplyDeleteJay
HOUSEL HOUSEL HOUSEL
ReplyDeleteWho is Bag?
ReplyDeleteJosh is eyeball deep in white man's guilt.
ReplyDeleteI request that Jay G. do the 2nd half of the show as David Housel.
ReplyDeleteJet, if it makes you feel any better, i rejected Braves-mania in the 90's because it annoyed me. however, in my mid/late 20's it finally hooked me. then they started strugglin......coincidence?
ReplyDeleteI missed it the first time so I'd so love to hear it.
ReplyDeleteBag = Josh Moon
ReplyDeleteJosh Moon = Jay G.'s 2nd chair on the Roundtable.
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LMFAOOOOOOOO
There's Monica's favorite Masters talk.
ReplyDeleteIt's ok cuz I got to hear a little of Jay G. doing Housel.
ReplyDeleteToo funny.
P.S. Kelvin Datcher needs to back off the mic and stop talking so dang much.
Monica! I'm shocked. You are making fun of someone with a speech impediment?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA @ Dr. Xenophobia
ReplyDeleteXenophobe that is
ReplyDeleteLuv..
ReplyDeleteWas that you making fun of someone? I'm shocked.....and impressed.
I'm not making fun of his speech impediment and you shouldn't be shocked by anything I do.
ReplyDeleteI'm not making fun of anyone.
ReplyDeleteI was just kidding. I call him Harelip Housel.
ReplyDeleteor H-squared.
ReplyDeleteLache Seastrunk
ReplyDeleteYou should be writing a paper, Hag.
ReplyDeletebut, isn't laughing at someone who is doing an impression of someone with a speech impediment just like making fun of that person?
ReplyDeleteI just laugh at Keith Olbermann trying to talk politics, I guess that's the same thing huh, Luv?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry for Birmingham -- OK, not really -- but the only stadium in worse shape than Legion Field is the one in Rome.
ReplyDeleteI don't make fun of Housel for his speech impediment.
ReplyDeleteLuv ...
ReplyDeleteIf Jay nailed a non-impedimentary Housel's tone, pitch, pace, and phraseology, we'd all be laughing, wouldn't we?
The impediment is a bonus -- I mean, coincidence.
I'd rather live in B'ham than Montgomery.
ReplyDeleteGo right ahead, Monica.
ReplyDeleteBirmingham = Larry Langford + Legion Field
Gump = Hamburger King + Jay G
I don't really know much about Housel. Just that he used to be the A.D. and that he didn't like Tuberville. I've never heard him talk. I've just seen pictures of him and he has a cleft palate.
ReplyDeleteI've known Housel for 35 years ... he'd be laughing at Jay for doing it.
ReplyDeleteNo way would I live in Montgomery again.
ReplyDeleteThat's some goofy bumper music.
ReplyDeleteSays the West Virginian! Ha.
ReplyDeleteThat Kevin guy is on my nerves. He needs some Ritalin or something.
ReplyDeleteWe do strange things for love, don't we, Monica?
ReplyDeleteHousel still does a pre-game Auburn history segment on the football broadcasts, and Jay G. has his voice and phrasings down.
ReplyDeleteI've never spent a lot of time in B-ham or Montgomery, but all I remember about B-ham is that the area around Legion Field was terrible when the Iron Bowl was still there every year.
I wouldn't live in Bham either.
ReplyDeleteGreg couldn't even get me to Montgomery, Luv. I've done all the armpit living I'm going to do for that man. HAHAHAHA
ReplyDelete*******************
Love you, Gregory! smooches
I don't mean in the city limits of B'ham, Luv. The way I'm talking about B'ham you DO live in B'ham.
ReplyDeleteI knew what you were talking about, Monica.
ReplyDeleteArmpit living? ARMPIT LIVING!?!
ReplyDeleteWell, that key to the city we had ordered from you won't be arriving now, missy!
Montgomery gave you Hank Williams and Rosa Parks. Birmingham gave you Bull Conner. And Huntington gave you another dreadful Matthew McConnaughey movie -- sorry for the redundancy.
I like where I am.
ReplyDeleteIf Jet would move I might consider living in Montgomery.
ReplyDeleteLuv - I have a feeling you and I are going to end up living very near to each other. Consider yourself warned.
ReplyDeleteNot a chance ... unless I hit it big, then I'm outta here!
ReplyDeleteAlabama in general is a scary place.
ReplyDeleteWe have mentioned Kevin. He's too loud, talks too much and is hypersensitive even though he's overly critical.
ReplyDeleteYikes. I may have to go to Montgomery... Just kidding, Monica. I think that would be fantastic!
ReplyDeleteMr. U hatin' on HOTTIES and Mon. ouch.
ReplyDeleteYou could come over and rock out to Guitar Hero-World Tour.
ReplyDeleteMr. United wants me bayud. Mr. U - You're not my type! Give it up already!
ReplyDeleteThe only person who hates more than Mr. United is Jay G. Tate.
ReplyDeleteSheesh...this guy is boring.
Why do they continue to take that jerk's call???
ReplyDeleteMr. U is always hatin on me. SSDD. He just started kissing Jay G's ass because they see each other at school and he wants to stay in Jay's good graces. He just hates on the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteMr. U is boring.
ReplyDeletegotcha.
ReplyDeleteBecause it's in Montgomery, Alabama.
ReplyDeleteClassy move there by Mr. United ripping on a guy who just died today.
ReplyDeleteAs JZ would say Mr. U is classy with a capital K.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why I listen to something else (when I listen) between 12 and 2 during the weekday.
ReplyDeleteLMAO DO IT SOME MORE JAY G.!!!
ReplyDeleteI demand an all Jay G show impersonating Housel & Humpty.
ReplyDeleteSensi - This is why I only listen when Jay G. is on.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, the Roundtable has become 100% suckalicious.
Practice...are we talking Practice? Practice?
ReplyDeleteI've never heard David Housel talk.
ReplyDeleteAnd as you all know I used to defend the RT.
ReplyDeleteThey were more entertaining with the Christmas charity days.
ReplyDeleteI think that's about where it started to go in the toilet. HA
ReplyDeleteJust means this is a good time for a GOOD show to step up and take it's place. :-D
Yeah. I'd say The GIBD, but we are too "Bammer-centric" or so I'm told. LOL
ReplyDeleteif you've never heard David Housel talk, you owe it to yourself to listen to one of his 2-3 minute talks during the Tiger Tailgate show. his southern drawl combined with his love/knowledge of AU is great. i love it.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, I think if Kodi is going to be the QB, he should change his jersey #. That did great things for Lunchbox Russell at LSU and that way, he and Wes Byrum could break the cosmic spell of #18.
ReplyDeleteFYI JG, www.tigerrags.com has a Gene Chizik t-shirt. not kidding.
ReplyDelete"He's got the winning Gene"
I don't know if I agree with Auburn fans being "underconfident" if that is even a word. I think maybe cautiously optimistic is better.
ReplyDeleteI think it's more in comparison to Alabama fans where Auburn fans look "underconfident".
ReplyDeleteT.O. looks "underconfident" compared to some Alabama fans.
Housel's writing/reading was way too melodramatic for my tastes. He cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteI don't think we will ever lose another game.
ReplyDeleteMichael where have you been???
ReplyDeletedayum Kelvin you are SO DANG LOUD!
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ Jay G. and his videos.
ReplyDeleteSensi - I think you were right about the peanut butter. ;-)
ReplyDelete"Think about it...seriously" = I'm wasting time trying to figure out what my point really is.
ReplyDeleteMichigan is in the top 5 in the nation every year when they play Ohio State?
ReplyDeleteYou're on fire, RK.
ReplyDeleteYou realize without Doug there the Roundtable is all about making fun of both Alabama and Auburn fans. Isn't that an interesting take? I'm just thinking what do the advertisers think?
HE IS ON CRACK!!
ReplyDeleteWhen Jay G. is on why do we need the guy from ASU? Maybe ASU guy is a hater because he's at ASU?
ReplyDeleteI can't take him screaming anymore.
Has Kelvin ever been wrong on anything?
ReplyDeleteGET THAT MAN A SEDATIVE!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes. Leaving Adams County, PA. He was wrong for leaving.
ReplyDeleteMonica,
ReplyDeleteYou bring up a good point. And it is everything wrong with "media" today. Too much influence on what moves a meter or a needle instead of solid content. That's how shows like this (I actually tuned in to see what the hubbub was) and Finebaum survive and thrive.
I think Jay G. is older than his time. I remember talking to old school (like from the 40s-50s era) reporters who covered beats they cared very little about. I think that's what makes his coverage worth following - Jay G. doesn't care about Auburn football or really American football. That kind of detached objectivity can make for compelling coverage.
I do agree with Kelvin, though. This game is not a big deal nationally and circumstances are such that I don't think it will be again.
Just my opinion.
Thank you Jay G, Michigan is a horrible argument.
ReplyDeleteAlso, just being louder than the person you are talking to, doesn't make your point right.
In Da Club - the official song of HABOTN.
ReplyDeleteLOL
Kelvin should try to use some facts in his factual argument. HAHAHA
ReplyDeleteHater
This show started off great, and has taken a quick turn south into hades.
ReplyDeletelol @ Jay G's Guam comment.
ReplyDeleteIf it's not a conspiracy or just bashing folks, Josh has little to offer.
ReplyDeleteYou and Kelvin live in Alabama aren't in a good position to talk about what is relevant.
ReplyDeleteI agree with JGT. I think Friday is good when there is NOTHING else on.
ReplyDeleteIs Kelvin making up posters and callers that I haven't seen?
ReplyDeleteJay G. has GOT to be covered in Kelvin's spital by now. For the love of GAWD shut him up!
ReplyDeleteKelvin can't even stay on track with his own argument. What a joke.
Hey Kelvin, how are those 700+ NCAA violations working out for ASU?
ReplyDeleteJust wondered...
Haters are boring.
Glad I went to UNA.
Kelvin is at ASU and hatin. He wishes he were at one of the real school in the state.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha @ Sensi
ReplyDeleteSNAP!
exactly, fighting an imaginary foe
ReplyDeleteWe couldn't hear him to make his point.
ReplyDeleteJosh,
ReplyDeleteThat's the argument Beano Cook says about Notre Dame every single year.
Get some new material champ.
Love,
Sensi
Are HABOTN folks the only ones who listen to the RT? I'm thinking...yep.
ReplyDeleteSo, if HABOTNites all tune out, will that mean no one but Mr. U an Rusty are listeing?
ReplyDeleteI am glad that I usually don't hear this. A) It is not in MD B)I can't stream in the office...today I am at home.
ReplyDeleteSince JGT is "Old School" should we get him a fedora hat with Press on the side of it?
100% improvement of what little I listened on Friday where we got intense play by play of people putting at a remote.
ReplyDeleteAll, Lache Seastrunk was indeed on campus and having a blast this past weekend. I was at this past weekends scrimmage. He was doing some chest bumps with Trooper and having an all around good time!
ReplyDeleteIf no one listens, is Kelvin still making noise? Kind of like a tree in the forest?
ReplyDeleteJay G. in a fedora...I can so see that.
ReplyDeleteHere's my fanboy question of the day:
ReplyDeleteCan someone give me a PPL report from the spring?
Thanks for the info ant.
ReplyDeleteSensi - I thought so too.
ReplyDeleteHey Kelvin,
ReplyDeleteLeave Troy alone. They know how to run a football program as opposed to running one in the ground.
Love,
Sensi
Wrong!!
ReplyDeleteLoud noises!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, I'm bitter that I cannot participate.
For years, mankind sought to drink from the Fountain of Youth. Today, you just wanna chest bump with Trooper.
ReplyDeleteJay G. in Fedora = AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteTrue colors just come out.
ReplyDeleteSeanzie, you're not missing much.
ReplyDeleteMonica thinks fedoras are HAWT?
ReplyDeleteYes, Mr. U sounds like a real man...a guy who makes a joke about a guy who just died is a real man.
ReplyDeleteSensi...spoke with Trooper and he said that PPL is progressing nice physically...he's just having to get past the mental part of "I can do it" and trusting that his leg is fine.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the fedora instead of "PRESS" says "HABOTN"
ReplyDeleteThanks, AUant.
ReplyDeleteAlabama fans arrogant?
ReplyDeleteNah...
yes, Sensi! :-)
ReplyDeleteThe fact that Mr. U reads the HABOTN, slams on hotties on the air, but won't post here under his name = another clue of what manly man he is ;-)
Old school ... smokes cheap cigars, has a bottle of Ol' Granddad in the desk drawer
ReplyDeleteDid he want Turner GIll?
ReplyDelete