7.24.2009

Tennessee is up


TENNESSEE COACH LANE KIFFIN


  • "I can't imagine (the first seven months on the job) going better than it has."

  • Kiffin is proud to have signed Bryce Brown.

  • "It is so hard to recruit in this conference. Kids do not want to leave their state. You have to do something really unique and special to get them to leave their state. We had to create national attention immediately. Nobody gives you four- and five-year plans anymore. Winning games is the easy way (to recruit), but we didn't have time to do that. Tennessee is the most talked-about football program. We're creating interest."

  • On toning down: "It's part of the plan. It's part of the timing of things. In the summer, there wasn't anything to focus on. Now there's something to focus on -- real ball."

  • Kiffin doesn't want to moonlight S Eric Berry, a high-school quarterback, at quarterback this season because UT is running a new defense. He thinks that would negatively affect his development.

  • Kiffin accepted help when filling out his preseason All-SEC ballot because "I didn't know as much about the players in the league."

  • On secondary violations: "We definitely have (gotten Mike Slive's message). Not one of the violations that occurred to us is something we planned. We did not set out to do something ... to gain an advantage. Of our 10 coaches, five of them were in the NFL last season. We probably weren't as educated on the rules and how they're interpreted."

  • On signing Daniel Hood, who was convicted in 2006 of kidnapping and aggravated rape: "You have to look at the incident. It happened five years ago. If you research it enough ... and really knew the exact story of what happened ... it was different than how it was portrayed in the media. It took months to figure it out."

  • "I wish the coach could go out in the spring. I don't get to go out and see the guys."

  • "I can't imagine there's a better recruiter out there than Ed (Orgeron)."

  • On if he has won or lost recruits in Memphis: "Wait until signing day happens and evaluate if we got the players we really went after."

  • On Eddie Gran and his work in south Florida: "Eddie Gran has absolutely blown me away as a coach and a recruiter. Eddie was not on the top of my list. Will Muschamp called me. (Muschamp recommended Gran) He is unbelievable. He's going to do a great job for us down there."

  • Kiffin said his staff has been allowed back into Pahokee High. "The one camera I didn't know was there made it seem like it was a national story. We have moved forward from that."

  • On Orgeron's value as a recruiter: "He's relentless the way he goes about it. Anywhere he's been, the recruitment and development of the players has been phenomenal."

  • He's now discussing individual signees.

  • On getting Johnny Majors back in the fray: "He hadn't been to a (UT) practice in 14 years. He's a huge part of our tradition. It was so neat to see him at practice."

308 comments:

  1. Les Miles says, well I think it's great that a goof ball like me can make millions of dollars and not even know how much time is on the clock at the end of a game. Doiiiii.....I coacha da' foosball an momma say me is good at em'.

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  2. Boyyyyy is this gonna be greeeeeaat!!

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  3. What did u guys think of the Auburn kid they interviewed in his room. Terrible.....just terrible. The girl from Fla yesterday had a helmet jersey and all kinds of stuff. That Au kid was clueless.

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  4. EZ- You hearing any commitment rumors flying around today?

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  5. I'm with you, EZ. I thought he was awful!

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  6. Eddie,
    What are you hearing?

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  7. He is talking like he going to run out of time!

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  8. I think Lane may not know the difference between fame and infamy. "We're creating interest." Yes you are.

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  9. Is he on Meth?

    Just asking.

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  10. cincy- Just that there might be a commit today, but not really seeing anything substantial there.

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  11. Is the plan anything like the process?

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  12. Does anyone really believe that head coaches sit around the office trying to decide who to put on an All-ASEC team?

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  13. Wow, what a question.

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  14. I didn't expect the sexual assault question.

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  15. When the All SEC team plays he ALL Big-12 team, I will find the energy to care.

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  16. RK, do you think Saban or Meyer would have gotten that question?

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  17. That is one thing I do agree with Kiffin about - I don't have a problem with Hood being on the team.

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  18. Kiffin may end up surprising us. Some of his answers have made more sense than anything I have heard him say since he was hired. Maybe he is smarter than he appears, but just suffers from foot in mouth disease.

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  19. why does every reporter have to ask every coach about Tim Tebow?

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  20. What is Daniel Hood's side of the story? I'd like to hear it. Is Kiffin saying the girl lied?

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  21. cincy, I agree. If I am A UT fan, I'm much more excited about having Kiffin than I would be listening to Fulmer talking about "getting better every week" for the millionth time.

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  22. No, the girl actually came out and said she thought he had paid for his crime and that he should be allowed to play at TN. I've never heard anyone deny the facts, just maybe the media portrayed it a little differently than it happened.

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  23. Is Hood the kid who raped his cousin?

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  24. Muschamp called Kiffin to recommend Eddie Gran? First time I've heard that.

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  25. Jay,
    If Hood was a juvenile, how is this court document made public?

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  26. because he was convicted of adult crimes

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  27. If you read the document, you'll see that wasn't a standard rape situation.

    It was particularly vile, disgusting and reprehensible.

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  28. My take on it is if the girl who was involved has forgiven him and asked for him to be given the opportunity to play at TN, that should mean more than what football fans think. Who draws the line as to what makes a person so bad they can never be redeemed?

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  29. I concur in the sense that sins can be forgiven, but that timetable has nothing to do with the victim's opinion.

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  30. I haven't thought of Johnny Majors in years. Good to hear he is welcome back @ UT. I thought all along he got a raw deal up there.

    LT

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  31. I think Mr. Hood needs to spend some quality time with Tim Tebow.

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  32. That is one sick individual. No way would I want him playing for Auburn.

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  33. oh my. i read that court document. a 13-year-old boy did that to his 14-year-old female 1st cousin? dear God. speechless.

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  34. The victim being forgiving doesn't take away from the crime that was committed.

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  35. Majors did get a bad deal at UT, he was ran off by Fulmer who sabatoged his mentor and took his job and tried to erase him from UT history.

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  36. I completely disagree with you, Cincy. The victim, a very young girl and relative should not be asked and her opinion cannot be considered valid considering all the baggage she now carries. Hood never accepted full responsibility, much less showed remorse. This would leave him INELIGIBLE for outpatient sex offender treatment. Ya know why? As long as he is still in denial and without remorse he is considered high risk to reoffend and would be incarcerated and/or inpatient treatment.

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  37. Does the girl currently live in Tennessee?

    If so, I wonder if she had any pressure applied to her to come out in support of him?

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  38. If you read some of his comments I think he has had some "Tim Tebow" people in his life. He speaks very frankly about what he has done, how reprehensible it is, how he has a debt to his cousin that he will never repay. But he also says his faith will help him get through everyone's doubts.

    Do you not think people can change? Does a horrible mistake you made when you were 13 have to totally destroy your future? It has surely changed his life, but that doesn't mean he can't go on to do something good with his life.

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  39. goddess...i agree

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  40. Majors did get a raw deal.

    Outside of Bill Battle my all time favorite UT coach.

    Something tells me that LK will soon join them.

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  41. I have read several comments from him where he does accept responsibility and the heinousness of it. I would feel totally different if I had not read his words.

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  42. You can do something good with your life without the honor and responsibility of representing the state university on national television each week.

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  43. Sex offenses can't be characterized as just a life mistake. They are complex to say the least. I used to think offenders could change, but after treating juvenile and adult offenders for years I now think the best you can hope for is to "manage" them and that ONLY applies to what we'd low "low risk" offenders.

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  44. Nobody has said people can't change and that forgivness isn't a good thing.

    However, just because the young girl is forgiving doesn't take away from the horrible crime and there needs to be more than just a slap on the wrist for people who do things like this...even if they have changed.

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  45. At any rate, Tennessee is in a heckuva position with this..if anything....and I mean ANYTHING goes wrong it will be yet one more strike on the regime up there.

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  46. and for the record, you will never meet anyone as manipulative as a sex offender (juvenile or adult)

    Well, except a sex offender who has already had benefit of legal counsel. Then they find all kinds of religion.

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  47. Stumblin' ol' drunks make a lot of noise when the bouncers take 'em out is all I'm sayin'.

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  48. Guess we will just have to wait and let it play out. All reports since this happened and he has gone through punishment and rehabilitation is that he is model young man.

    I'm for giving him another chance. We'll just have to disagree on this one.

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  49. Jet,

    Surely you are not implying that Coach Majors would take a drink every now and then.. :-)

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  50. As far as Majors goes, I used to caddy for Johnny every year when he came to the Honors Course for several years. He absolutely hated UT with a passion. I don't know if that has changed now, but I hope so. He is a good guy and really enjoyed getting to know him over the years.

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  51. Not playing football isn't exactly destroying someone's future. It is a game. Get over it. Allowing a kid that would do something like that on the team that represents the university is an embarrassment.

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  52. Jet- please don't talk about Dye like that. Not nice.

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  53. Hmmm...not sure what is around the Galleria any more restaurant wise.

    Cajun Steamer is in the shopping center behind the Galleria.

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  54. Does Shula's still cater the event? That would be nice to have at SEC Media days.

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  55. Majors got a raw deal at UT. I couldn't believe they treated one of their own like that.

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  56. Regarding Kiffin's comment on Mr Hood, "If you research it enough ... and really knew the exact story of what happened ... it was different than how it was portrayed in the media." Umm perhaps its me but I'm not sure how you could kindly portray an assault and rape. Regardless of whether he has changed or not, or whether everythings cool, that was an inane statment.

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  57. Jay you could meet me at Scott's - I'm skipping food and going for chocolate!!

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  58. I don't get along with chocolate ... the substance.

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  59. Before this interview, I didn't think I liked Kiffikin that much. Now I am sure of it. I read some of the court document on what occurred with that sick kid. To minimize it is shocking.

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  60. FSJ, I think your 12:52 and 12:54 notes are spot on.

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  61. Muschamp recommending Gran is no surprise. We lost a lot when we lost Gran, one of the better RB coaches around.

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  62. WERK - You going?

    Gov't Mule, in conjunction with Destination Concerts, is proud to announce The First Annual GOV'T MULE ISLAND EXODUS, taking place at The Grand Lido Negril Resort in Negril, Jamaica, January 15th through the 19th (4 nights).

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  63. Eddie,

    When Dye got told to leave he didn't drop trou at every turn. Not saying he was without sin, but he went quietly.

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  64. NUTTGRAN ... the new cereal from SteveFC Mills!

    By the third quarter, your colon will be rollin'!

    Just kiddin', Steve-O

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  65. Dye deserved what he got. Majors didn't.

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  66. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.

    Someone should tell lame kiffin to let this rapist babysit his daughters, or hang out with layla.

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  67. Lay it on down, Brotha Aero!

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  68. One thing LK said that I agree with : winning is the best recruitment tool. I means who doesn't want to play for a winner? It's a big task for these coaches after last years fiasco. The good thing is they are selling the future of Auburn and these athletes will be the future. Hopefully the right ones will get the message. Let's hope they can sell Auburn in it's entirety. We all know that Auburn is a special place, they just have to get them to believe it is too.

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  69. Monica,

    That sounds like a great trip, but probably a lot out of my price range.

    I want to go see the Mule in Atlanta this weekend, but unfortunately am going to have to pass on it.

    I'm looking forward to their new cd in Sept though.

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  70. I think rapists should get life in jail and in some cases, the death penalty. I am fine with someone repenting of what they have done wrong, but it doesn't mean they should be on the street.

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  71. Which, by the way, would make the recruitment issue moot. There is no way I would want him on Auburn's team.

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  72. Jet-

    Saying Dye went quietly is hilarious. He may have exited quietly, but that's because he was saving his voice. Funny stuff man.

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  73. missinit, I agree, although it is about more than winning. It is about teaching you people to be responsible adults.

    Chizik has done a wonderful job of bringing in a top notch coaching staff that seems to have it all. They aren't just looking to win. They are good recruiters. They also appear to be good teachers. I love what he has done so far.

    I would rather never have an NC than to ever end up getting the reputation that Miami had. It is part of what makes college football special. It is all about the kids.

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  74. Remorse is overrated. Too many times when I hear someone saying they are sorry, what they mean is that they are sorry they got caught. Let some politician come out and announce that he has been cheating on his wife before the press finds out and say that he is sorry and I will believe him. Once you have already gotten caught, you are only sorry that you got caught.

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  75. that's an apology, not remorse

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  76. I am headed back to Montgomery.

    I'll check back with you later!

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  77. missinit..

    Bammer signed a very highly rated class after going 6-6 in 07.

    Also Coach Tubs signed one of the worst classes of his tenure after 04 season.

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  78. An apology is suppose to express remorse, although it doesn't in a lot of cases. As Jimmy Swaggart said, "I have sinned against you"!!! Meaning that he was remorseful for being caught.

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  79. Remorse isn't that relative to me. What is done is done. Remorse can be faked.

    I just don't understand why sex crimes aren't punished more harshly. You are destroying someone's life. Your life should also be destroyed. There is plenty of time for remorse in prison.

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  80. SteveFC, that's what I meant...selling Auburn in it's entirety....Auburn as a whole not just athletics.

    I've heard several of the guys say how much there parents liked Auburn, you know the whole package. That's a definite positive.

    When my kids were being recruited to play baseball we were very invoivled with their decision, after all they were only 17-18 years old.

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  81. When I speak of remorse relative to sex offenses, it's important only in determining potential for treatment/sentencing.

    Don't even get me started on punishment/prison time fitting the crime. In our country you can get 25 years federal time for CONSPIRACY to distribute coke and 5 years PROBATION for molesting a child.

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  82. I'm still having a hard time understanding how Kiffin could honestly say - well it wasn't portrayed right by the media.

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  83. Well, compare and contrast sex crime sentences and the sentence for smoking the sweat leaf. Somewhere something is terribly wrong. I think it has been proven that those that commit sex crimes against kids are almost certain to re-offend. I don't believe in registering them because they are dangerous. I believe in not letting dangerous people back into society.

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  84. tommy, by meaning not portrayed correctly, I assume he means because they didn't make a movie of the week about it. Kiffikin is on my most fun to dislike coach list.

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  85. Eddie ... I'm saying Dye didn't publicly act like a drunken fool, which Majors did, does and will do in the future.

    Note I said Dye wasn't without sin.

    I don't begrudge a man settling accounts. I just admire those that are a little more subtle than Shooter stumbling on the floor in Hoosiers to yell at the referees.

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  86. Relapses happen. Poor Shooter indeed.

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  87. Good news!

    Shooter ran the picket fence at 'em and they won a big game!

    Bad news!

    He relapsed again! His son got in a fight in the game, and ended up smashing through a trophy case.

    Good news!

    Hickory won it all anyway, by shooting 97 percent from the field in the state championship game against the worst coached team in history. They actually led by four without a shot clock with a minute to go, and SHOT THE BALL FROM 20 FEET!

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  88. Jet- I know your position. We've gone round and round on this merrygoround. I couldn't resist.

    And actually, Dye makes a drunken ass of himself more so literally than Majors, I promise you that.

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  89. Being a drunken ass isn't so bad,ask my friends

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  90. Yeah, ask Harrison's two friends who still talk to him.

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  91. Wrong Michael, i have at least 8 friends

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  92. Eduardo,

    I am aware of Coach Dye's abilities in that Department. Trust me.

    He is not a man without foibles.

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  93. So a major story hitting the internets is that Michael Vick has gone to a strip club. Why is this news? I don't approve of strip clubs, but once you are free, aren't you free? Is there dogfighting going on at this strip club? If so, I would question Vick's judgment. That sounds intriguing though, dogfighting and strippers. I actually might show up just for a couple of minutes at such an estrablishment to see what the fuss is all about.

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  94. Michael- Can't blame a guy celebrating his freedom, but since he has no money, was he handing out IOU's as tips?

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  95. Or maybe strippers dueling to the death.

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  96. Now jet, strippers dueling to the death is just tasteless. Tsk Tsk.

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  97. Michael,

    You are right. Thanks for the reprimand. I needed it.

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  98. I can relate to Vick on this one. I enjoy a high class strip joint

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  99. That would give another definition to "Girls Gone Wild"

    Which by the way help me get thru my morning workouts at 4am with there infomercial on the gym tv.

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  100. Maybe he saw the Pacman Jones videos and thought he was getting too much press and had to get the media back to following him around?

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  101. Treadmill moves a little faster, huh, Eddie?

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  102. No problem, Jet. I kind of consider myself the taste-police of HABOTN.

    So anyway, what do you think a stripper would taste like to a dog?

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  103. delicious..they usually smell great

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  104. Jet- I find that my workouts get finished so much quicker and i'm just damn tired and sleepy afterwords.

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  105. Infomercial is a bit of a misnomer when it comes to Girls Gone Wild paid programming. Are you really getting much "information" out of them other than "BOOBS!!!"

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  106. Time to play the caption this photo game. This is hilarious.

    Wow, can't believe this UGA Photo made the cut

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  107. Michael- you're correct, all i see are boobs. Good thing I don't have my phone with me or those videos would be coming to my house monthly.

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  108. HAHAHA! Eddie, wow.

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  109. good god eddie..now i know what religion Joe ummmm Cox is

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  110. Like the kid didn't get enough grief because of his last name as it is.

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  111. Ehh, you aren't missing anything Eddie. Those videos aren't nearly as good without the stars covering everything up.

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  112. While its hamburgers are not of the quality of the King (they are good, not great), there is no more enjoyable to place have a burger than the Marina Bar and Grill.

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  113. Everybody love's a good Cox story.

    The old equipment Manager's name was Frank Cox, guess what his wife's name is....Anita. You can't make this stuff up. She works in the ticket office. Check out your next football program.

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  114. My caption:

    "Joe Cox: Wiener of the Quarterback Competition at Georgia."

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  115. eddie..they never stop sending you those videos either. you have to call and force them to stop sending them and charging your crdit card, but then you look like a sissy for stopping them

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  116. Harrison- Thanks for the advice. It sounds like the voice of experience. I'll proceed with plan B of wearing my overcoat and houndstooth hat into my local adult bookstore.

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  117. Someone needs to zoom in on that Cox picture and make it their avatar. Harrison?

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  118. Joe ...

    Just another underachieving Cox to breaking the heart of Georgians everywhere!

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  119. i do love a good wiener joke

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  120. "Georgia's Cox politics lean a little to the left."

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  121. michael, can you attach it to Mrs Terri somehow

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  122. Nice rk.

    I am examining it closely now... not sure I want that photoshop evidence on my work computer.

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  123. OK, another one ...

    Naw. Better stop.

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  124. Geez, Joe Cox likes his hair!That's nice........

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  125. I'm dizzy with caption possibilities.

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  126. Or maybe you are just dizzy from desire, mond.

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  127. I promise that's not it.

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  128. Hey mon, whenever you relinquish your goddess status, can I have it? I collect things like that.

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  129. Sweet. Of course, now I will have to change all my business cards. Come to think of it, let me think about it...

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  130. Anonymous3:08 PM

    MOn - He can be your Hapiness Consultant!

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  131. Anonymous3:10 PM

    I thought something, other than Chiz Chatting, was gonna happen today.

    And I must say, I like listening to him chat.

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  132. i'm my own happiness consultant

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  133. Now that Dax is definitely gone, what are we gonna do about the severe lack of depth at the deep snapper position?

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  134. Just go even deeper with the depth of the deep snapping depthists.

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  135. Sig Hansen will catch us one in the Bering Sea.

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  136. I sent the Joe Cox pic to a buddy of mine and he said the Auburn swim team had a similar incident a few years ago where a swimmer's whole wiener was out of his swimsuit

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  137. HAHAHA AU I don't think he has much income potential.

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  138. Chris Hansen will catch us a predator in Houston.

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  139. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Sounds like a Judd Apatow movie

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  140. i wonder if Chris Hansen is cool in real life, or if he is always like that

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  141. Why aren't we pursuing any five star deep snapper recruits?

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  142. I thought this was fun.

    Don't get excited. It's G rated.

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  143. Monica, I am highly offended by the error message your link provides.

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  144. i got one too. i just figured i screw it up somehow

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  145. A link is a terrible thing to waste

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  146. In real life, I'll bet Chris Hansen treats fast food workers who mess up his order like sex offenders.

    "Did you make this hamburger? Just answer the question. Did you put it together?"

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  147. dang - sorry fella's

    i'll try again in a minute

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  148. bammers are good for something, I learned today. After shivving a bammer at the pen, I tossed his body on the barbed wire and crawled right on over. I'M FREE!

    so, have I missed any big AU news?

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  149. dang Mon..you tube is blocked. i hope it wasn't that much fun

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  150. Michael ...

    Could we get a special dispensation to start Puppet Hour early?

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  151. it probably wouldn't interest you, harrison

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  152. By the powers invested in me by Eurasia, I hearby declair Puppet Hour to have started 10 minutes ago on this day, whatever today's date is, forever and ever, Amen.

    -Thigh Master

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  153. I thought it was neat, Monica. Wait, did I just admit that? Uhh I mean, what total crap that was! Football! Oh yeah!

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  154. I can't imagine evah wanting the title of Goddess over Thigh Master.

    Thigh Master is superior to all others.

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  155. I could have never been in that wedding party...I'm not Southern Baptist

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  156. That church was in St. Paul, Minnesota, but I'm not sure what denomination.

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  157. Thank you, Thigh Master, King of Eurasia, Conqueror of Puppets!

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  158. None of them are over each other, all my titles cover different aspects of my excellence.

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  159. Thigh Master, as King of Eurasia, would that make DL your puppet? What are you going to do about that!

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  160. Jet, don't forget Queen of HABOTN and Captain Boxhead.

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  161. THT, your question comes out of a common misunderstanding of what Eurasia exactly is, and thus cannot be completed as dialed.

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  162. It wasn't a question.

    ?

    There, now it is. My boo boo.

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  163. Was it that dancing wedding video??

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  164. I think I need to go on to bed. My brain is already there.

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  165. I think I need to go on to bed. My brain is already there.

    ...and apparently so is my internet connection :-(

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  166. Title gifted, Mon. Title gifted.

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  167. cause if it was that dancing wedding video i'm glad i didnt see it again. Because i would drive to where those people live and shoot them im the face

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  168. not shoot, punch. Shoot seems a little mean

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  169. It was once where the peops danced down the aisle. Come on Harrison, it was really cute!!

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  170. once=one=1=won=asdflkjsildfjgowetu

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  171. i don't think gifted works there

    or maybe it does

    maybe all those times i get called a ho, they really meant gifted!

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  172. I think I just switched to dial-up cable internet.

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  173. It's all about perspective. I ho is gifted at getting what she wants.

    As Obi Wan said, a great deal of truths depend on our point of view.

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  174. PDF shots of 2009 Auburn Media available here, if that cranks your tractor.

    http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/09-media-guide.html

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  175. Obi Wan also said, "Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom," but that didn't make the movie. I just know about it because my cousin knows a guy who knows a guy.

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  176. so, I spent a whole day deprived of HABOTN and missed nothing substantial? I thought we'd be up to 28 commits by the time I got home

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  177. 28 hotties may or may not have been committed to a mental institute.

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  178. or see linky at 10:49 pm post

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  179. that video is not cute. Those people can't dance and they have on sunglasses inside. there's one guy that just walks down the aisle waving his hands at people. awful!!!

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  180. Jet o dpmt
    jave a tractpr bit oy camled spmetjomg
    oh forget it, i >am going tob ed

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  181. YOU ARE NOT CUTE, HARRISON!

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  182. Gettin' close.

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  183. So close no matter how far

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  184. In the event of a Puppet Stampede, stop drop and roll and then stand up and out run them, because puppets are slow and have very little mass, so a stampede is not a big deal.

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  185. If my car dealer tells me my face looks like a burlap sack, should I put that in the pro or con side of the car buying pro/con sheet I am putting together?

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  186. i am too cute Michael. you don't even know

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  187. I know Harrison, I was just trying to hurt you. I am sorry.

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