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8.13.2009

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*=FOR THE ANONYMOUS EMAILER WHO GOES BY "MIKE PRICELESS": The following post was written by Tar Heel Tiger, who is an esteemed member of our community. I, Jay G. Tate, did not write the following passage. If the previous two sentences don't sufficiently convey the fact that Tar Heel Tiger wrote this piece, please contact me again. Perhaps I can call you on the phone and read to you. Polysyllabic words can be tricky in print.



HAPPY RONNIE BROWN DAY!!!

A Cartersville, Ga., native and Auburn graduate, Ronnie Brown is a former All-SEC and Academic All-SEC performer. Though he started only 12 of 47 games for Auburn, he finished his career ranked 7th in school history with 2,707 rushing yards and 5th with 28 rushing touchdowns. He also had 58 receptions for 668 yards and two touchdowns.

He was the second overall pick in the 2005 NFL Draft. He plays for the Miami Dolphins.

Jay G's note on Brown: He was more social than Carnell Williams. He also was a completely different kind of back: Bringing power and a certain kind of refinement I never saw from No. 24. Brown was a gifted receiver, a powerful runner and a tireless performer -- when he was healthy. He was sidelined fairly often before that 2004 season. I'll always remember Brown's game at Ole Miss in 2002: 33 carries, 224 yards, three TDs. He was incredible that day.

Here is a little reminder of Ronnie Brown's college exploits.

(Thanks to CincyTiger for assisting with some statistical research.)

343 Comments:

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Blogger JgobravesHAG said...

201...Im hearin Eric Smith has been beastly in practice...Little Rudi may get his nickname back!?!?!?

2:32 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

You mean knee slapping nuggets like this one?

Nooj4AU(qualify tyrick!) said...
I just want the best guy out there at QB.....and the best guy is clearly Rollison.

If you cant tell that then you dont have much experience arm chair quarterbacking like I do. hahahaha.


I'll try and do better...I promise.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Say...that IS better, j-z.

2:39 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Don't make me go all "Hell on Patrick's" on you choco scottie.

2:40 PM  
Blogger Loganville Tiger said...

Sensi - my reaction to Burns being named starting QB would be:

We Are Screwed!!!

LT

2:44 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

You guys are mean.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I'm sorry I let you down folks. I tried to hit the 200 with my usual flair but a call got in the way. Dangit.

I for one have kind of enjoyed the FAH jokes. So, keep 'em coming if you're so inclined.

Keep Hate Alive.

2:47 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

BTW, keep your head down Aero. The news from over there has been a little scary lately.

2:48 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

IMHO, naming Kodi starter would be the equivalent of CGC standing on top of a double wide trailer in his tighty whiteys screaming "Hey! Lookit what I can do!!!!"

I think the end results would be similar.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Meerkat Manor is on. Something is just wrong about it reminding me of football.

2:50 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Thanks Steve...I was going for four in a row...now I have to start all over.

2:52 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Kodi being the starter would make me wonder why we had a coaching change. Last season really only totally feel apart after we switched to the RFYLK offense.

2:52 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

Roger that, J-Z

2:53 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Apparently Mr. Tate is a fan of the disappearing post today.

2:54 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Lawyers representing several media companies that cover the SEC have aligned and will have a Come To Jesus meeting tomorrow.

I'll be interested to see how the SEC will repel the push.

2:55 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I didn't correctly word the initial post.

2:55 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Turning 2 into one...nice work.

2:55 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Mr Tate,

Have been to all of the SEC stadiums? Which ones would you prefer to never set foot in again?

2:57 PM  
Blogger AUNugget said...

who killed the thread?

3:04 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

If it's 'killing' I didn't do it. If the glove don't fit, etc.

3:05 PM  
Blogger michael said...

sdlkfj sdflksjdf jgri39

3:06 PM  
Blogger AUNugget said...

yes Michael, truer words are rarely spoken.

3:10 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

I blame the man.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

Phew

got rid of the young sabanite in the pic.

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did I read somewhere that Saban signed a baby at Bammer Fan Day?

Pathetic on both counts. That lying sob sure knows how to feed those trolls.

If an Auburn fan tries to request something like that, I hope Trooper Taylor thumps you in the chest.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Nooj4AU(qualify tyrick!) said...

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3:14 PM  
Blogger Nooj4AU(qualify tyrick!) said...

jerk

3:15 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Fight!!! Fight!!!

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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3:20 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

This has been your TMOA for the day.

3:20 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Can't we all just get along!!! Keep it up and Michael will bring in the puppets.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I will accept the title jerk. Me and Sean the Idiot can hang out and stuff.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

Sensi: I had that pic (saban signing a .. I think .. week old baby ) as my avatar on here for the last day or so.

I just got rid of it.

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I agree with Nooj. What a jerk Saban is!

3:23 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Hey, what other coach has baby signings? You know, you could take that signed baby to a tattoo place and....um, wait, I shouldn't give the Bambi any ideas.

3:26 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

"Oh...I am slain."

I think he meant me Sensi.

3:27 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I missed TMOA? Who is deleting posts around here!

3:28 PM  
Blogger AUNugget said...

Re: Kodi as the starter.

I think Malzahn knows what the deal is and if he thinks Kodi should be it, then Kodi should be it. i won't have any probelems with it. i think i he finds that he made a mistake after the season starts he will fix it too. i just don't see him as the @$$ hat the other guy was.

3:28 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You bunch of bammer morons!

3:28 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

@$$hat...now there's a word we could have used ten minutes ago.

3:29 PM  
Blogger AUNugget said...

sorry, i have to do some actually work between reading yalls stuff and trying to post on my own.

3:30 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

It is entirely possible that Kodi has learned a lot from last season and would be great. From my experience it just isn't likely. Fundamental instincts are hard to change and when he changes QB coaches as often as a Bama fan brushes his teeth, it ain't likely.

3:31 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Yea!! Lswho tickets arrived today. The home tickets will be here tomorrow.

3:33 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

It is a little known fact that j-z stands for jerk-zilla.

3:33 PM  
Blogger AUNugget said...

FC....wait....so are you saying he has not had many coaching changes or he has? i like the bama insult, but i think you need a "don't" in front of "brush" for that to work.

3:34 PM  
Blogger AUNugget said...

or "doesn't" might be better.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I hate intolerant people. If there is one thing I will not tolerate, it is intolerant people.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Man, I am going to have to work on my Bama insults. I am so ashamed.

3:36 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

hate on me all you want, but I'll still love Auburn.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

asshat is my word - back off!

3:37 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I prefer @$$clown myself, although I don't know what it means.

3:39 PM  
Blogger AUNugget said...

thats why i wrote @$$hat, Mon. the difference is subtle...but its there.

3:40 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Assclown, another Office Space reference!

Steve, the Jerk...we will have a meeting welcoming all newcomers who have received a title from other posts. You can be Recording Secretary.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

ahhh Sorry, Nugget. I'm too dense to pick up on subtleties and nuances.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Yea, Omnica, technically I give him a pass on that one. It is a different term. Yours didn't involve money.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

And why didn't those dudes win an Oscar for Office Space? I suspect a Tom Hanks conspiracy.

3:43 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Somehow, combining those types of hats with money has to be illegal. I'm sure it's also illegal in Alabama to use an @$$hat in any manner related to a wine bottle.

3:45 PM  
Blogger AUNugget said...

thats what she said?

3:46 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Actually, I think it's illegal to use one of those hats at all in Alabama.

3:47 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Just wait until I move to Alabama. I WILL be the go to source for all your black market needs.

3:47 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Must...not...comment.

3:49 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Monia - will you deliver to ATL?

3:50 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

that caused such spontaneous laugh burst that bosslady came to ask me what was so funny

3:50 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I am listening to Robert Plant singing the coolest song ever, whole lotta love. Why is it the coolest song ever? Well, if you sing it to woman while looking deep into her eyes and she doesn't run away screaming, you are going to get lucky.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

just for you, Norm

3:51 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Or kicked in the hat.

3:51 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

i thought you were anti woman, Steve

3:52 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Yea, well, umm, just anti get married and have her take all your stuff and leave you crying praying to the lord to save me and ....um, okay, I am anti women.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Monnie, Do you still have the lady who trolls by your office?

3:55 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Smokey and the Bandit 4:

Monica bootlegs @$$hats from West Virginia to Atlanta.

3:55 PM  
Blogger AUNugget said...

anyone ever been to fan day? think there will be more or less peole than the spring game? im guessing less but wondered what yall think.

3:57 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Aubie - she was an auditor so she was only here for 2 weeks

3:58 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

my bootlegging knows no limits

3:59 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

I wanna see an @$$hat in a suitcase.

Wait...do inflatable @$$hats count?

4:00 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

I pictured a whole tractor-trailer full of them.

4:03 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

i have special shipping - no suitcases

and yes

4:04 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Well...I may or may not have crossed state lines with an inflatable one. I am admitting nothing.

4:04 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

Would the puppet hour bring some sanity to this place?

4:04 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

profit margin on asshats is WAY bigger than on chocolate

you might wanna partner with me, Scott

if you've got the right... temperament for it...

4:05 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Let's hope so.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

How would you define the sizes for @sshats? How would you tell a person that his asshatiness is of greater magnitude than he thinks.

" No sir I think a large wouldn't fit ".

" ma'am, did you ask for medium? Please forgive me for breaking it to you but you put the @ss in mASSive ".

4:09 PM  
Blogger AUNugget said...

Choco-@$$hats?

4:10 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Nugget - Fudge A$$hats just don't sound very appetizing.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

There's a secret password to get to the chocolate @$$hat section of our website. For some reason, it's very seldom accessed.

4:22 PM  
Blogger michael said...

If you get a @$$hat, make sure you wear it right and it is the right size. My doctor thinks my ill-fitting @$$hat has been responsible for a few health problems I have had lately.

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mon...on your way down from WVa could you please drop off an XXL @SSHAT in Cartersville,Ga?

A large bone-headed Bammer has moved into the neighborhood and that would be perfect.

4:28 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Do @$$hats make good puppets?

4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW..feel free to scarf my avatar. It is a "tool" from the late 1800's that was used to give Tobacco Enemas.

Potential present day uses would still involve blowing smoke up @SSes.

4:31 PM  
Blogger michael said...

j-z - that is a trick question. There is no such thing as a "good puppet".

4:34 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Men are not good at judging sizes so I have to do all the measuring.

You have:

Ginormous
XLarge
Large
Medium
Small
Don't Bother

4:49 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Don't make me bring up fun bags and the itty bitty titty society.

4:52 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

^^ good idea on not bringing anything of such nature up.

I think we need a new thread. This one is beyond any hope for recovery.

5:11 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Aero - what on earth are you doing up at this hour?

5:12 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Headed to Auburn this weekend and looking for ways to sneak into practice.
Scrapped the mattress police because of its failure last time.

Considering wearing my HABOTN t-shirt and an @$$hat. Thinking about driving up in a short bus. Does anyone have one I can borrow?

5:20 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

edit: mattress police disguise

5:20 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Saw an invisibility cape on the History channel. Buy one of those.

5:23 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

300

5:24 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

I'm working, THT. That's all I can say.

Sometimes it gets a little difficult.

War Damn Eagle.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get the feeling that when Aero is working hard....stuff be happenin'.

5:29 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

You weren't around this morning at 5:30 a.m. my time when I was watching CNN. It made me stop and say a prayer for you.

5:36 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Aero - thank you and your kind for doing your difficult work.

5:37 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Aero & DoWhat? = Hottie Heroes!!!

5:38 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

Not really Hoop.

There's a lot of chatter but there's no credible info... something that we need. Since last sunday it's been too noisy to make any sense of it.

When I really am working I don't get time to post on here. So the last two days have been complete crapshoot.

The other problems right now are anxiety, and ..well.. depression. I wish I wasn't here. I wish I could delete this crap from my life.. forget it ever happened.

5:38 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

Thank you for your wishes. I should go hit the gym.

WDE.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

How's that for a little perspective, folks?

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aero....we got you specifically in our prayers. It won't last forever and we appreciate your work.

In the mean time... let the HABOTN help lighten the load.

5:56 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Ladies and Gentlemen - we should all pause and remember that we have the right to post silly as well as pertinent remarks on this space thanks to people like Aero (sorry if I'm not including any other posters actively serving) and many, many more before him. No matter what your politics and beliefs are about the current engagements, these folks are making a tremendous sacrifice for us. I for one am extremely thankful to have them on my side.

So, to any of you here actively serving, and to those of you who have served before I say THANK YOU. Thank you for your sacrifice and for the sacrifices your families made while you served for me.

That is all. I'm heading to a meeting and then leaving this place for the week.

5:58 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

That was really well said, Hoopie. Thank you.

Ditto that for me.

5:59 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Norm - very nice post. Ditto that for me, too.

6:01 PM  
Blogger mwdeav said...

I don't post on here as often as some other sites, but I do read the threads daily ...

I know this may shock some folks, but from Day 1 I thought Ronnie Brown was the better running back of the class of 04. No discredit to his counterpart.

Jay I think you commented on how he was largely overshadowed until his senior year ... I've never understood why. His performance in the 2002 Capital One Bowl put Larry Johnson to shame ... I personally think that's the day that put him on the path to No. 2 overall draft pick.

FAH four ... I like it. I also like Big Snacks. I'm about the same size as Berry. I got your back JT.

6:17 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Practice starting soon.

It's going to be a late one!

6:38 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

When do you expect them to name a starting QB?

After the next scrimmage?

6:40 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Thanks for being there for us, JayGT!

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watching Jason Campbell this evening. While I hope that he does well during the season. I hope he is sacked multiple times by the Ravens D.

66 - Ben Grubs Ravens OL

6:44 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I have a story running tomorrow about the quarterback situation, so I HOPE they don't reveal a decision tonight!

FYI: Game-worn jerseys from the 2004-06 seasons will be on sale at Fan Day on Sunday. If they ever sold game-worn Man U jerseys for $150, I'd be ALL OVER THAT.

6:45 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

re SEC stadia:

Best overall: Florida

Worst overall: South Carolina

Loudest: Florida

Best outside-the-gate atmosphere: LSU

Favorite SEC restaurants:
1.) Ye Olde Steak House, Knoxville
2.) Old Hickory Steak House, Columbus, Miss. (MSU)
3.) Tolly-Ho (UK)

6:50 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Would it be safe to say that news media aren't subjected to verbal and occasionally physical abuse that visiting fans are at some of these places?

6:52 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

South Carolina worse than Vandy's stadium?

6:52 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I hate going to games in Athens & BTR because the fans are extraordinarily rude. The folks in T'loser whom we encountered were nice as Auburn folks.

6:54 PM  
Blogger WDCWE said...

This is a minority opinion, but I found that a lot of Georgia fans were nice when I visited. The worst thing I heard was some idiot started a chant "Op-pel-i-ka". I laughed.

7:03 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I ran into some very obnoxious UGA fans when I was at the Braves game. We were walking behind them and they were trying to get up the nerve to start a chant, then they finally did... it seriously was a chant bragging about being drunk obnoxious Georgia fans.

7:16 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

at least it was accurate

7:17 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

Have I told you guys how fast McCalebb is? I hear that Nooj loves it when I talk like that!!

7:19 PM  
Blogger AU1292 said...

Word in Auburn is that Chris Todd has been named the starter.

7:21 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

thanks for the 411

7:22 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

bigger question... who's #2?

7:25 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Todd as the starter doesn't surprise me at all if his arm is healthy.

7:27 PM  
Blogger WDCWE said...

Todd? This won't last long. How can you start a kid who hasn't been truly healthy in two years. It would definitely be a calculated risk.

7:28 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I'll guess Burns or Caudle as a temporary # 2 until Rollison is ready.

7:28 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

sounds like a good plan

7:29 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

JC is not the problem with the Skins. The lack of a decent O-line and receivers is the problem. I just turned on the game in time to see a dropped pass over the middle.

7:29 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Using the not healthy for 2 years as the criteria we should have never started Carnell Williams in 2003 or Tristan Davis shouldn't have returned kicks last year.

7:29 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Monday Night Football gang giving some love to Dansby!

7:30 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I still think Rollison will be number 2 and is likely to end the season as the starter. Hopefully, he'll get plenty of game snaps to get him ready.

7:32 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

i've got my train ticket

7:32 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Vick to the Eagles.

7:33 PM  
Blogger WDCWE said...

Yes, but even when he was healthy, he did not play in any meaningful games in college. He was a phenom in HS, but that was a long time ago. I wouldn't totally upset with Todd, because I trust the coaches, but he isn't my favorite.

7:34 PM  
Blogger AUBigCat said...

If Todd wins the starting job does that mean we have to stop thinking that CTF was a dumba**??

7:34 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

NEW THREAD UP.

URGENT INFORMATION.

7:35 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

BigCat...No

7:36 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I'll start considering not thinking CTF was a dumba** when he stops saying he's a dumba**.

7:37 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Todd made good decisions last year. He just didn't have an arm. If his arm is fixed, he'll be decent. We don't have to have a great QB, but we do need a smart one.

7:37 PM  
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