9.04.2009

Days to kickoff: 1

Our Tar Heel Tiger's Auburn Minute is brought to you by the number:

1


HAPPY PETRIE-CHIZIK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. George Petrie started it all. The following information, with very minor modifications, is from Wapedia. The primary reference for the Wikipedia entry was Mike Jernigan's book, Auburn Man: The Life and Times of George Petrie.

George Petrie (1866-1947), born in Montgomery, was an American scholar and educator who played a crucial role in the development of Auburn University. From 1887 until his retirement in 1942, Petrie held various positions at Auburn, including professor of history and Latin, head of the History Department, and dean of the Graduate School. Petrie also organized and coached Auburn's first football team in 1892.

Petrie was the first Alabamian to earn a Ph.D. degree. He received his B.A. and M.A. degrees from the University of Virginia in 1887 and a Ph.D. in "history, political economy, and jurisprudence" from Johns Hopkins University in 1890. At Auburn (known until 1892 as the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Alabama, and from 1892 to 1960 as Alabama Polytechnic Institute), Petrie is considered the founder of the History Department and the Graduate School ... as well as the school's athletic program.

His time at the University of Virginia inspired Petrie to choose burnt orange and navy blue as the official colors for Auburn's athletic teams. Upon organizing the first Auburn football team in 1892, Petrie arranged for the team to play the University of Georgia team at Piedmont Park in Atlanta. Auburn won the game 10-0 in front of 2,000 spectators. The game inaugurated what is known to college football fans as the Deep South's Oldest Rivalry.

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From AU Special Collections intro to the George Petrie papers:

Biographical Sketch: Alabama historian. Petrie was appointed professor of history at Alabama Polytechnic Institute, now Auburn University, in 1887. He served as academic dean from 1908 to 1921 and as graduate dean from 1921 until his retirement in 1942. Petrie wrote extensively on Alabama and Southern history, focusing on secession and the Civil War. Petrie's father, George Laurens Petrie, was minister of the Charlottesville (Va.) Presbyterian Church from 1872 to 1928. His grandfather, George Hollinshead Whitefield Petrie, preached in several churches in South Carolina and Georgia before becoming minister of the Montgomery (Ala.) Presbyterian Church, 1857-1885.

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His greatest contribution to future Auburn generations may not have been the establishment of football at Auburn, but his authorship of the Auburn Creed in 1943. Let's all try to follow Dr. Petrie's example:

I believe that this is a practical world and that I can count
only on what I earn. Therefore, I believe in work, hard work.

I believe in education, which gives me the knowledge to work
wisely and trains my mind and my hands to work skillfully.

I believe in honesty and truthfulness, without which I cannot
win the respect and confidence of my fellow men.

I believe in a sound mind, in a sound body and a spirit that is
not afraid, and in clean sports that develop these qualities.

I believe in obedience to law because it protects the rights of all.

I believe in the human touch, which cultivates sympathy with my
fellow men and mutual helpfulness and brings happiness for all.

I believe in my country, because it is a land of freedom and
because it is my own home, and that I can best serve that
country by "doing justly, loving mercy, and walking humbly
with my God."

And because Auburn men and women believe in these things,
I believe in Auburn and love it.


--by George Petrie, Auburn professor and first coach of Auburn’s Football team

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Coach Gene Chizik needs no introduction, but if you'd like to read about him, I suggest Writer Tate's outstanding work in Coaches Confidential, published by the Montgomery Advertiser.

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Thanks to all your kind comments during the past 3 months of the Kickoff Kountdown. It's been a blast. A special thanks to Writer Tate for cleaning up my sloppy writing and making it presentable.

btw, Mike Jernigan interviewed in 2007 about his book on Dr. Petrie by a local ABC affiliate. You can order the book here.

428 comments:

  1. Big ups to THT for making the Kickoff Kountdown a real treat.

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  2. THT rocks the countdown. thanks a zillion.

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  3. Thanks, Writer Tate!!! I learnt a lot.

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  4. THANKS THT... WE ALL HAD A GREAT HISTORY LESSON....

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  5. Man, tomorrow can't get here fast enough.

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  6. I thought for sure that #1 would be Ritchie Nell - the barefoot punter from the late 80s

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  7. no one has brought more "substance" to HABOTN than DL!

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  8. well, I think I've put off leaving long enough to guarantee I'll get stuck in the middle of Atlanta Friday rush hour/holiday weekend traffic.

    Y'all have a great day!

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  9. Very, very nice job THT.

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  10. How fast was Davis on that run? Holy cow.

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  11. So fast my computer couldn't keep up with him...

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  12. I'm surprised Davis moved 80 yards without an injury.

    I kid, I kid.

    Happy Demontray Carter day everyone.

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  13. Now that's fast, Felix.

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  14. he looked FAH to me. nice work Tristan.

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  15. Honorable mentions to former punters Richie Nell, Brian Schulman & former safety Darryl Riggins.

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  16. THT,
    Your daily updates have been absolutely fantastic... making the MEABOTN (most enjoyable blog on the net) the EMEABOTN (even more enjoyable.
    Great job!

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  17. Charter High Speed Internet: Very Fast, just not as fast as Tristin Davis

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  18. Hatin' w/Jay G delayed by Jackie Sherril talk?

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  19. www.supersport930.com

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  20. Watching that video of Tristan is both awesome and frustrating. If that guy had just stayed healthy for a full season, or been given more touches when healthy.

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  21. Thank you, THT, for an interesting countdown. I'll miss the off-season countdown now.

    Happy Brad Lester day.

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  22. shameless plug...I like it.

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  23. JGT It says this video no longer available :-(

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  24. What's with all the 930 static?

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  25. Nothing like a little Auburn Creed for breakfast to get you fired up!!!

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  26. Is Jay G twittering and talking at the same time?

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  27. Which one of these guys is JKev?

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  28. all the hate is making the airwaves fuzzy Monnie.

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  29. Nice Office Space reference.

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  30. it's the sizzle fuh shizzle, Scottie

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  31. Thanks THT for a very enjoyable ride through Auburn football lore.
    A great idea and a great job. Thank you Jay Tate for allowing this to happen

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  32. (wth is that music?)

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  33. i'm still accepting tailgate invitations for tomorrow. the window of opportunity is shrinking.

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  34. Speaking of No. 1, has there ever been an Auburn career go south faster than Brad Lester's?

    I'm not even sure nose dive conveys the descent correctly.

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  35. How about making us a package deal, Scottie?

    Jay G AND Scottie ... at your service.

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  36. yup, Lester's dive was horrid. he was one of my favorites going into last season. of course, it's hard to really blame any of the players on O last year.

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  37. the water was cold, scottie

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  38. yup, guess so Mon, but there's a package deal on the table for Scottie & JG now. can't beat that deal with a stick!

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  39. Brad Lester's next 100 yard rushing game will be his first.

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  40. i missed the milf comments i guess. dang work phone calls!

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  41. can't mention Vicksburg without gambling. I want gambling references.

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  42. Who said Terry Bowden getting canned at Auburn was a bad day?

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  43. HOUSEL!!! LMAOOOOOOO

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  44. Is anyone else listening online and if you are are you getting this serious static???

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  45. Yes, a lot of static.

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  46. Michael. You're right. Nobody ever reads my posts. I think it's fantastic. I can say anything I want, and there won't be any fallout.

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  47. Excellent selection for #1 and for the right reason. On another blog recently there as a question about what it meant to be an Auburn man. Believe it or not, the blogger didn't know. The answer is easy, The Auburn Creed. It has to be Petrie's biggest contribution.

    We should also take the time to recognize all the players not mentioned in the countdown. There are so many players that never get the hype, never played football after college, and never are mentioned. They work hard and fought for Auburn. I salute them. You would ever have had Bo Jackson, Pat Sullivan, or Ronnie Brown without the players that played with them. Thanks to all of you good Auburn men.

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  48. Here Here Steve FC
    Great thought and I agree

    To our unsung heros

    Three cheers

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  49. Anonymous9:58 AM

    Outstanding work, THT.

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  50. Brad Lester career:

    "Obviously a catastrophic failure."

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  51. Thanks for listening!

    We cover a lot during those segments.

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  52. My dog just came talking trash. I punched it in the face..

    Lagarett Blount replacing a rehabed Mike Vick as my hero.

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  53. it's a smorgasbord of info JG.

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  54. Roses for everyone on this Devin Aromashadu Day.

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  55. Happy Christopher Woods Day!

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  56. It was Rush.

    Rush fans everywhere are probably angered at being mistaken for Styx.

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  57. Scottie Burns, I will be firmly planted at the corner of Wire and, wait for it, Roosevelt if you wanna stop by. War Eagle.

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  58. Remember when Brad Lester just scored TD's?

    Then came his junior and senior years.

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  59. Anonymous10:05 AM

    RUSH IS NOT STYX!!!!!!!!!!!

    Please help me, I have fallen and I can't get up.

    I would at least give you the Rush/Triumph confusion. They are both Canadian.

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  60. thanks shesaid. i may wear my HABOTN tee around and see how many people holla.

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  61. the static is worse during the music....that's why I asked....that, and I am not a fan of rush/stix/triumph, or any of those other powerballad bands.

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  62. Was Ben O-BAH'-ma-noo's TD on his day? Or was that some other game from another day?

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  63. Harrison will also be at same tailgate as shesaid. Will also tailgates there, although he doesn't really hang around here much anymore

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  64. Anonymous10:12 AM

    PF - You are killing me. What by george is a power balled band?

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  65. So sad to be sitting in South Carolina, hearing all these gamecock fans happy to come home with a win last night (maybe this really *is* their year!), and knowing I have to put up with them all year. Well, at least they're not bammer.

    THT - thanks for the history included in the countdown. #1 certainly is appropriate.

    At the Auburn 150 celebration, they did a deal where alumni were nominated to read a line from the Auburn Creed. I nominated my father-in-law who was a career FBI man to read the line about "I believe in obedience to law". He was chosen, and it was a complete surprise to him when they called. I am truly honored to have such Auburn men in my family!

    Oh... and War Eagle! It's almost game day!!!

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  66. Anonymous10:13 AM

    nevermind. power ballad.

    I will hush now.

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  67. I'm not a big Rush fan, but I can't recall any of their Big 80's Power Ballads.

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  68. Tom Sawyer baby.

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  69. When I think of Rush ...

    I think ...

    (deep voice)

    SUBDIVISIONS.

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  70. Jay G, under the old regime, it felt like a lot of guys careers went south after a break out year (s). I guess it could just be a coincidence...

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  71. I missed Oregon's players actions last night. I turned off the game quickly. It was nice he oppologized, but they are just talking a 2 or 3 game suspension. Heck, I am not sure if 6 games would be enough. To embarrass your university on national television is not acceptable. Weak minded people like that have to be set straight and it isn't something that is easily changed.

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  72. I'm surprised that Blount punch thing didn't turn into an all out, on-field brawl.

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  73. Why are you reading my posts? Michael said nobody reads my posts, and there should not be fallout. I'm supposed to be able to mis-identify the band, the genre, and the decade, and it not be seen by anyone. Everything I say may be wrong, but you all are about to know what it is to be a winner, LaGarette Blount style.

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  74. What not Neil Calloway edition of Coaches Confidential?

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  75. SUBDIVISIONS
    In the high school halls
    In the shopping malls
    Conform or be cast out

    SUBDIVISIONS
    In the basement bars
    In the backs of cars
    Be cool or be cast out
    Any escape might help to smooth the unattractive truth
    But the suburbs have no charms to soothe the restless dreams of youth

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  76. Monica,

    I think that the fact that Blount's teammates attacked him might have had something to do with it.

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  77. Jet, i thoroughly object to subdivisions in the backs of cars! it's an outrage!

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  78. You make a good point, Omnica. It could have turned into a South Carolina/Clemson type thing. When that happened, the entire team didn't get to go to a bowl, which is much bigger than a 2 or 3 game suspension. Not only do players love going to a bowl, but they get a lot of gifts for going. BlOunt should be out for a while.

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  79. Anonymous10:26 AM

    Jet just became my hero!!

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  80. By the way, if you didn't watch the Oregon game, it was the worst offensive performance I can remember from an Oregon team. They has ZERO first downs in the first half. It reminded me of our game against GaTech in 2003. They couldn't do anything right.

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  81. Anonymous10:28 AM

    Styx had more ballads.

    Rush was pure Rock n Roll.

    Tom Sawyer
    Red Barchetta
    Limelight
    Fly By Night
    Working Man
    2112
    Freewill
    The Spirit of Radio
    on and on and on

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  82. as far as good music goes, Rush is not near the top of my list. neither is Styx.

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  83. They are under my list.

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  84. It's all about Europe and Journey!

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  85. Good Styx ...

    The jig is up
    The news is out
    They finally found me
    A renegade who had it made
    Exchanged for a bounty
    Nevermore to go astray
    The judge will have revenge today
    On the wanted man.

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  86. Anonymous10:31 AM

    DUCK!!! ========>

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  87. good grief - y'all are hopeless

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  88. that really was a gorgeous punch. how many people throw it that well with a helmet and pads on?

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  89. Anonymous10:33 AM

    Oh, I was hoping you could see that better.

    U2 is up there as well.

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  90. I know Jay G. will disagree with me, but not much good came out of 1980's music.

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  91. Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
    White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.
    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
    says the Genie.
    The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
    Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
    can come into our precious land.'
    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
    The Biker says, 'I am very curious.
    Please tell me more about this wall.'
    The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
    it's virtually impenetrable.'
    The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
    smiles and says,
    'Fill it with water.'
    I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year....

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  92. Anonymous10:34 AM

    He dropped him.

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  93. Good Journey ...

    Working hard to get my fill,
    Everybody wants a thrill
    Payin anything to roll the dice,
    Just one more time
    Some will win, some will lose
    Some were born to sing the blues
    Oh, the movie never ends
    It goes on and on and on and on

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  94. y'all are grossing me out being so in love with that punch

    i think if it had just been the punch ....eh...but the way he just went on and on ...dude's got problems


    you people who are in love with the punch are od'ing on redneck

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  95. Good Europe ...

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  96. Anonymous10:34 AM

    I really want to know what the Boise player said, because his Head Coach was holding him back prior to the wheelhouse

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  97. Monica, substitute testosterone for redneck and I think you got it. Unfortunately it was a heckuva punch. If you only get one, it's best it's like that!

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  98. Anonymous10:38 AM

    Not in love, fascinated.

    What was said to make a guy throw that punch. And then the rage after yelling with the crowd.

    It was fascinating, borderline ultimate chaos.

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  99. Oh, I called him thug of the year for everything surrounding the punch. the trash talking all week, the bad game performance, the lack of sportsmanship in handling a loss, the going berzerk after the punch, the fighting with his teammates, the fighting with fans, the being a big mofo that needs twenty people to escort him out of the stadium while still trying to fight everyone in sight. Not good.

    I just can't believe that he hasn't been trained by a really good boxing coach for that punch. Rednecks do not appreciate boxing technique. They appreciate toughman wailing.

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  100. Sean - nah, I'm sticking with redneck.

    Hey Scottie - If you wear these (and let them show) I'll pay for your favorite game shirt!

    Mandated Gameday Wear

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  101. It was a good punch.

    It was stupid of him to throw it, even worse when he tried to go after the crowd.

    This is a senior RB who was getting looks from the pros...you have to protect yourself and your image. Unfortuantely he thought throwing punches and being Billy Bad A would be the best way to do that.

    He's hurt his team by probably missing games, and he hurt himself by just being stupid.

    Heck of a punch though.

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  102. The Boise player said no more than 5 words. I imagine it was something to the effect of "where was the @$$ whooping?," because that's what Blount had been saying all week.

    ...and he got his answer...quick.

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  103. Right on the "button" as they say.

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  104. Shoulda saved that smack talk for the internets like everyone else

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  105. In case that picture didn't come up
    Mandated Gameday Wear

    If Eddie convinces the team to go to all one color uni's I hope they wear these socks.

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  106. I went to Chiz radio show last night at Ariccia. I really enjoyed it, Chizik sounded great, i like him more now for some reason

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  107. Totally agree, Harry. He was awesome on the radio.

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  108. I ran across an interesting article about Auburn being at a crossroads. It is why you want coaching stability. Many don't realize that Ole Nutt and GaTech use to be powers in the SEC. They were the Florida, Georgia, Auburn at one time. That is why Auburn is at a crossroads. Lets not see us go the way of Ole Nutt or GaTech.

    They also mention Shug being the 3rd winningest coach in the history of college footbal when he retired, which is ironic because someone one here mentioned he wasn't a great coach because he only won 1 SEC title.

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  109. Mon D, those socks are friggin' AWESOME!!

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  110. So, I posted it last night, but what did the all-orange haters think of Boise's really organized fan attire?
    I thought it was kinda neat, in a "We're Boise, we're already strange with this blue field, so we're gonna pull off the best fan rainbow of all time sort" of way.


    Here's the flyer they had for the fans leading up to the game.

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  111. If you get some of those, the Hotties want pics. Pronto!

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  112. May I point you all to an old blog post of mine to mark Petrie Day:

    The Current Auburn Creed has been edited. Here is the original:

    "I believe that this is a practical world and that I can count up to one hundred and thirty five before being bored. Therefore, I believe in work, hard work, the kind of work that makes you sweat, like Richard Simmons' 'Sweatin to the Oldies' work. I also believe in water, hard water, the kind of water that makes it hard to lather soap.

    I believe in education, which gives me the knowledge to work wisely and trains my mind to hypnotize the weak minded like I'm some kind of hip Jedi.

    I believe in honesty and truthfulness. Which proves nothing because I would say thing same thing if I didn't.

    I believe in a sound mind, in a sound body and sound, a mind sound, and a body sound, and in clean sports unless dirty sports will make me more moneys of dollars.

    I believe in obedience because darn it, I better or else!

    I believe in the human touch, which cultivates sympathy with my fellow men and sexual harrassment charges with uptight dames.

    I believe in my Country, because its name appears on moneys of dollars.

    And most of all I believe in Auburn, because I go to school there so it must exist. Seriously, why would I not believe in Auburn? What kind of denial like that would do anything for me?"

    -George Petrie, the "Auburn Creed"

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  113. Personally, I think Boise State is amazing. They are the only ones I know of that can make orange and blue look bad.

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  114. I have seen Rush three times live and would love to see them three more times.

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  115. Great job on the countdown, THT. Great job by Writer Tate allowing us junkies to be an integral part of the blog, to the point of allowing THT to guest blog. And thank you Rush for being an awesome band.

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  116. Michael that is spectacular

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  117. I'm gonna go get my light sabre a fruit roll up and read that again..I think..

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  118. Nice, huh EZ?? I PROMISE if I buy those I will post a picture.

    Finally, I get to see a picture of EZ???? Is that you? Is that your baby?

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  119. who knew Petrie came up with Star Wars and not that Lucas fellow

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  120. I don't really have a light sabre.

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  121. Michael, somehow the way you look at things sometimes scares me. I keep thinking of a commercial: "this is your brain on drugs".

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  122. What's wrong with having a light sabre?

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  123. That is my fried Dusty's little boy Tucker, he is my best buddy though.

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  124. That is because many don't realize Star Wars was a true story.

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  125. Scaring Steve? That's an accomplishment.

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  126. I'm less afraid of Michael than SteveFC....people with that much optimism are dangerous.

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  127. I'd be proud if he was mine though Mon...

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  128. Dusty has a drug problem?

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  129. Now, to piggyback on everyone else's substance:

    1. THT - thanks for the countdown! I spun some Warren Zevon on the way in today in your honor.
    2. Yes, that Tristan Davis run was FAH! Hope to see many of those from McCalebb.
    3. Oregon punch was crazy!
    4. Jet - nice Chris Woods reference. I thought of him this morning when wondering what THT was gonna do for the countdown today.
    5. WDE! Can't wait for tomorrow!

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  130. i'm with PF here. I know many folks like Mike. Steve makes me nervous. When his optimisim cracks we're all dead men

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  131. Sean, nothing wrong with having a light sabre. I just don't.

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  132. George Petrie came up with most of the original Star Wars trilogy, except for the ewoks. That was all Lucas.

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  133. Mon, you're reading too fast...nice socks. there was a point in time that I would've sported those for a game. Those days have passed.

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  134. Did anyone keep up with those odds on who scores first? I change mine from Ben Tate to Kodi Burns. I like the 7:2.

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  135. EZ - Tucker is a cutie and so are you!

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  136. i have one of those fleshlights, it's pretty similar

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  137. fiend, fend, i mean friend

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  138. fried friend = drug problem


    Harry you did NOT just say that.

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  139. You know many folks like me, Harrison? Dang it, so I guess I am not special after all. Let me mark than down on my list of lies my grandmother taught me. That is lie #33. My mother always told me I am not special, so I guess I should take that off the list of lies my mother told me.

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  140. Harry wins OMG post of Gameweek!

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  141. if you are at work DO NOT google fleshlight

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  142. Always cuter with a good looking kid like Tuckerino around.

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  143. Harrison speaks the truth. That's a one way ticket to the HR office.

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  144. I am STILL laughing @ Harry's post.

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  145. Sean, I'm sticking with my 7:2 on Kodi.

    Jay G says he only has three touches...if that happens, one will be the first score.

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  146. ...and Thank You Mon D, the Hottest of all Hotties.

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  147. am I the only one who didn't have to Google that?

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  148. How do you not think "Closet Serial Killer/Sex Offender" when you look at this picture:

    http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/graphics/coaches/SabanCover.jpg

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  149. nope, Mon. Me and sean apparently knew, too.

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  150. So Monica, why is it you didn't have to google it?

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  151. Cougar's know things.

    Thank you, EZ!!!

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  152. But you wouldn't have read my post that came through at virtually the same time as yours, so I understand the confusion.

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  153. Fried in the BACON sense Mon, but he's not a stoner. Dat' dang oh fried fried chicken mae.

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  154. Speaking of cougars...I have a question for the group. I have a buddy, who lurks around these parts but never posts, who had a rendexvous with my sister-in-law who is 37, 11 years his senior. Does that count as bagging a cougar?

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  155. Mike, def. has that bodies cemented into the foundation look to him.

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  156. sean- absolutely. Big ups to that dude!

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  157. It is obvious that you people have nothing to do today...or maybe, the mind to do nothing :)!!!!!

    Thank God, only 3 more hours of work and then Football Mode~

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  158. 37 female and 27 male is a questionable cougar encounter. If she was 40 or he was 23, I'd say for sure, but that's a gray area. Either way, good for him.

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  159. I'm out, talk at you guys later

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  160. I'm with Peter. She's not 40, but who cares. It's good practice.

    Eddie - Greg couldn't take it any longer. Just called to say he's on his way home from work. LOL

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  161. Sean, that's fantastic. great work by the younger fella.

    i just re-charged the A/C in my mighty Saturn, it's clean as a whistle, and my AU magnets are on the back. all it needs is the flags up and my happy butt in the driver's seat. it's inching closer. :)

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  162. Anonymous11:08 AM

    I can't stop laughing!!

    Harrison - Isn't this the point where you pull the Ron Burgandy "This is awkward." Comment?

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  163. Anonymous11:09 AM

    I have just somehow made this a 4 day weekend.

    Woo Hoo!!

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  164. We get early dismissal here for the holiday, I had a 3 hr meeting this morning and now I'm just twiddling the thumbs until the bosslady leaves.

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  165. I just read where Blount likely went from being a second or third round draft choice to being undrafted with that punch. It is nice to see that the even the NFL will help teach these weak minded people.

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  166. i have to work until 7:30. I am already useless. I should have taken the day off

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  167. harry harry harry

    i'll never see you the same again

    snort

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  168. I hope Blount helps Lattimore decide he doesn't want to go be a duck.

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  169. BigEZ said "fried in the bacon sense, Mon". You know what I thought when I saw that sentence? Bacon sense and myrrh. You know, what the wisemen gave baby Jesus.

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  170. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I41-KDvN2ZQ

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  171. I am wondering what punishment would be appropriate. If I were coach, what would I do? Suspension for at least 6 games sounds good. Suspended until the Boise State head coach and the player that was hit ask for the suspension to be lifted. That sounds fair enough to me.

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  172. Mmmmmmmm bacon sense. (homer simpson voice)

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  173. Thanks for the excellent song, Omnica.

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  174. Mon- Good for Greg!

    Steve- It is one thing to do something bad away from the team, but when you are wearing the uniform and officially participating in an event for the University, stiff action is required here. Personnally, I think he will split the team down the middle and single handidly kill their season completely if he stays.

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  175. I like McCalebb to score first, preferably by returning the opening kick off. Maybe I'm a little to optimistic.

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  176. HABOTN Trivia: What group originally made "Afternoon Delight" a hit?

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  177. capn n tennile, duh

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  178. Anonymous11:24 AM

    I love the yazz flute

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  179. I think Mon left a clue. Fact, we know that Greg is on the way home and Mon choses to show "Afternoon Delight"...hmmm?? Is this Habotn after dark material?

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  180. I think Harry's post got her all hot'n'bothered, and Greg just happened to be coming home. Perfect storm.

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  181. Correct, the Starland Vocal Band.

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  182. Michael,

    That version of the Auburn Creed is a guideline on how to live life.

    That and breathing in and out, that is also a guideline on how to live life.

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  183. Anonymous11:26 AM

    Side note -

    Bills Fire their OC.

    Can someone tell me what is going on prior to the season that 3 OC's have been fired less than 2 weeks before the season?

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  184. Bills fired their OC because he was into the whole no huddle attack and they have sucked at it all preseason. I guess the teams figure they can cut their losses now and get a new direction before they go live.

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  185. 3OCs fired before the season? They are trying to show Tuberville what he should have done last season?

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