Jay just said he thinks Auburn will upset me this year to get to 8-4. I disagree, but I don't pay attention to the haters, I'll just let it all play out on the field.
Jay G just said that Fleetwood Mac's rendition of "Silver Spring" at The Dance reunion concert is one of the most emotional/haunting performances he has ever seen by a band. So much history right there in front of him.
I really felt like I was breaking new ground the whole time. It must have been like the first time the beatles were in the studio together, or the first time George Lucas started writing his thoughts down on paper for what one day would become "Star Wars", or like when Anna Nicole Smith realized old people about to die with lots of money would marry her.
Jay, all that pace leaves your defense vulnerable, though. I could have been cussing people out and posting links to nudie sites and you wouldn't have been able to delete any of them due to you focus on the chat. There is definitely some give and take.
Kathy - I am definitely a nutcase, but pretty darn stable emotionally.
And yes, I may have exaggerated my wife's nutcasedness for comedic effect earlier. She is actually one of the most emotionally stable girls I have ever met. Of course, that is kind of like being the fastest three toed sloth around, but it's something.
To be fair, though, Jay G, your pace has to do with your ability to discriminate between very frightening and barely acceptable. Many people choose not to toe that line, and I think UK guy represents that kind of person.
That's what happens when your parents dedicate alot of time to finding UFO's. I kept looking out my Denver office window into the sky, but no sight of anything.
One HABOTN.
ReplyDelete^^^one bammer^^^
ReplyDeleteHey, no name calling!
ReplyDeleteI know your TRUE colors!
ReplyDeleteYou're a Fake Closet Barner! :D
Shhhhhhhhhh.......
ReplyDeleteWe can't let that get out.
That's okay, all the other HOTTIEs are still over on the other thread. . .
ReplyDeleteYou didn't hear it
ReplyDeleteYou didn't see it
You won't say nothing to no one
ever in your life
You never heard it
Oh how absurd it
All seems without any proof
I know a drugstore cowgirl
ReplyDeleteso afraid of getting bored
she's always running from something
so many things ignored
I am the son and the heir
ReplyDeleteOf a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
hey. this is better than chatroll because it works on my phone.
ReplyDeleteAh a new thread.
ReplyDeletewait, when does it start?
ReplyDeleteLet's boogie.
ReplyDeleteYou drive me crazy with that boogie...oogie
ReplyDeletethis would be fun -- but blocked at work....sad
ReplyDeleteHey, I could live blog the chat for you Hornet!
ReplyDeleteJay G just admitted he realized Chizik is not a robot when he saw him naked.
ReplyDeleteExcellent. That was much better than the Kentucky thing. Jay, I am impressed. You didn't have any backups, but you came through well.
ReplyDeletePlease Steve, I am liveblogging here.
ReplyDeleteJay G just guaranteed that Auburn will beat both Georgia and LSU
ReplyDeleteJay just said he thinks Auburn will upset me this year to get to 8-4. I disagree, but I don't pay attention to the haters, I'll just let it all play out on the field.
ReplyDeleteI didn't have to make that one up.
Jay just said that when he hears Trooper Taylor talk, he gets emotional and almost becomes an Auburn Man.
ReplyDeleteJay just said that it doesn't get any better than when Michael Bolton sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
ReplyDeleteJay G just said he has a tradition of wearing a Night Ranger t-shirt as an undershirt on every game day.
ReplyDeleteJay G just said that Fleetwood Mac's rendition of "Silver Spring" at The Dance reunion concert is one of the most emotional/haunting performances he has ever seen by a band. So much history right there in front of him.
ReplyDeleteMichael, why do I get the feeling that you are engaged in what the Freudians refer to as 'projecting'?
ReplyDeleteFreep, please, I am live blogging here.
ReplyDeleteJay G just bemoaned the fact that when he dies, his life will be nothing but a catalog of writings.
ReplyDeleteAnd who are the Freudians, Freep/ Do they mean me harm? If so, I will bring down all the wrath of Eurasia upon them!!!
ReplyDeleteJay G just said Kodi Burns is switching to Honey Nut Cheerios.
ReplyDeleteMichael: You're the first person ever to live blog a live blog.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're here to recap the chat Michael. Especially the important parts I may have forgotten.
ReplyDeletethat's just hilarious. thanks MJT.
ReplyDeleteSo since it wasn't technically a "campfire" what do we have left after that event? Oh look at me still asking questions.
ReplyDeleteSome chat stats:
ReplyDeleteQuestions published per minute during yesterday's collaborative chat: 1.52.
Questions published per minute today: 3.72.
PACE!
I really felt like I was breaking new ground the whole time. It must have been like the first time the beatles were in the studio together, or the first time George Lucas started writing his thoughts down on paper for what one day would become "Star Wars", or like when Anna Nicole Smith realized old people about to die with lots of money would marry her.
ReplyDeleteSo you are the Gus Malzahn of Live Chat, eh? You know why you did so well? You had focus.
ReplyDeleteWe had 332 unique readers.
ReplyDeleteHad 149 yesterday.
Can you keep up that pace all season long, or will there be a let down?
ReplyDeleteLooks like you have a bit of a following Mr JGT.
ReplyDeleteSo would it be much of a step to say HABOTN is more powerful than the entire Kentucky Athletic Department?
ReplyDeleteI've been conditioned well.
ReplyDeleteWell, to be fair, we went much longer. I doubt we had all 300+ waiting at the beginning.
ReplyDeleteDoes Kentucky have an Athletic Department? I thought it was the Kentucky Basketball Department umbrella that everyone was under in Lexington.
ReplyDeleteJay, all that pace leaves your defense vulnerable, though. I could have been cussing people out and posting links to nudie sites and you wouldn't have been able to delete any of them due to you focus on the chat. There is definitely some give and take.
ReplyDelete^in the comments section, that is.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Harrison?
ReplyDeleteHotties,
ReplyDeleteWe are headed to NOLA tomorrow for the weekend. Pull the Tigers through for us, Please!
Michael, you have a wonderful mind--hilarious live-blog blog.
War Eagle! Skin the Wildcats!
I think Harrison has pulled an Elway and gone out on top after finally getting to be the front page quote guy.
ReplyDeleteLike Elway, Harrison is all class.
ReplyDeleteAlways leave 'em wanting more.
I heard he is fighting off a bout of greencrayonitis... its very serious, but can only be contracted by eating things you shouldn't
ReplyDelete"I married an emotional nutcase"
ReplyDeleteMichael, are you sure it's your wife who is the nutcase!
if the HABOTN ever had anything of substance, it has TEMPO. no doubt.
ReplyDeleteMalzahn could learn a thing or two from the hotties.
I shoulda asked more questions
ReplyDeleteI shoulda asked more questions
ReplyDeleteI had a very "long-winded" telecon this afternoon and missed the Q&A. Unfortunately, "work" happens.
ReplyDeleteKathy - I am definitely a nutcase, but pretty darn stable emotionally.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I may have exaggerated my wife's nutcasedness for comedic effect earlier. She is actually one of the most emotionally stable girls I have ever met. Of course, that is kind of like being the fastest three toed sloth around, but it's something.
Yeah, I'm in a band man. I'm a lead singer man. We play everything from Santana to El Chicano.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, though, Jay G, your pace has to do with your ability to discriminate between very frightening and barely acceptable. Many people choose not to toe that line, and I think UK guy represents that kind of person.
ReplyDeleteWork doesn't happen for everyone in this economy.
ReplyDeleteMJT - the three-toed-sloth comment is an instant classic!
ReplyDeleteI guess everyone's tuckered out after the BIG CHAT.
ReplyDeleteThat's good. I'm glad the party took a toll.
I'm exhausted.
ReplyDeleteMy dogs are barkin!
ReplyDeleteI hope this saturday against Kentucky that we finally open up the kick coverage playbook. I have been waiting for it all season.
ReplyDeleteI hope we open up the tackling playbook on kick-off coverage. Lock in on the target, engage, and wrap up.
ReplyDeleteWe need to run the "Globe of Death" return as a salute to Tubs and the BBQ Boys.
ReplyDeletei noticed 2.0 was logged in a short while ago on google. Not to chat with me, mind you, but probably just to catch up on her HABOTN reading.
ReplyDeletelots of good 3-toed sloth videos on youtube, btw.
and according to wikianswers, Dan Taylor is the world's fastest sloth.
Is that the "new" chat roll? Are we done with chatroll? I have been in a training all week.
ReplyDeleteReady to poke my eyes out!!
There is a boy in Colorado that is in a lot of trouble this evening.
ReplyDeleteI just pray that the boy is alive.
ReplyDeleteHe is...he was in the attic
ReplyDeleteGreat news!
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens when your parents dedicate alot of time to finding UFO's. I kept looking out my Denver office window into the sky, but no sight of anything.
ReplyDeleteJust wait...the next story may be the bill that the family receives.
ReplyDeleteSo do we no longer use chatroll?
ReplyDeleteI think we still will do chatroll for campfires, but most voted yesterday to do this type of Q&A instead of a campfire today.
ReplyDeleteI like it...sorry I missed it.
ReplyDeleteAs a slow typer, I enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteTo the rest of you, apologies for the slow format. First time I have ever been able to keep up with what was said.
BALLOON BOY IS SAFE! I REPEAT: BALLOON BOY IS SAFE!
ReplyDeleteRight after they get through crying, hugging, and kissing on that little boy, he is going to get the spanking of his life.
ReplyDeleteJust practicing.
ReplyDeletePP,
ReplyDeleteWhat you practicing for?
The next blog posting?
ReplyDeleteyep ... working on my pace
ReplyDeleteI think we'll still use chatroll.
ReplyDeleteI just think CiL has a place here.
there was a typo in the chat.
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