I would have been pulling for the Yankees when they set UAT on fire back '65 had I been there. I think NBF let the Yankees go into 'loosa without a fight.
THT thinks a day and a half of lab is more important than being at the IB. It's just lab, no lecture; i'm not going to learn anything anyways. But NOOOOO, this is what happens when THT tries to parent. It's will be the first time I've ever missed a home IB.
IV, I don't know yet. It's going to be a good game. Our O-line has been a lot better since we hit the playoffs, and that was one of my big concerns. You've been to more games this year than I have, what do you think?
I am hoping we see some creativity with our linebackers in the Iron Bowl. Something different like Coleman playing middle linebacker would be interesting. He could mirror that Ingram dude.
I don't know how players do it. I become so nervous as the Iron Bowl approaches that I pretty much become useless. There is no way I could run out on the field without loading my shorts.
Finally got the house cleaned, laundry washed, and the food preparation complete, now I can join in the hate. At the end of my lunch break we had just turned the page at 400, and you more than doubled the thread count. That's A LOT of HATE!!! Did I miss anything else?
I have a different feeling about this Iron Bowl than Iron Bowl's in the past. It use to be you had a good idea about how good our offense would do. The the stretch of games against Arkansas, Kentucky, and LSU the offense was so different, I am not sure what to expect. Remember, in Todd we trust. If he doesn't have a good game, we don't have a good game.
Good to see ex=UATer Roger Schultz make a fool of himself on Leno on a Biggest Loser Alumni Talent Show.
He was supposed to long snap ball into the mouth of Leno, which had been painted on a mural. He missed the long snap, the shotgun snap, and finally got a short one.
That's alright Norm. I only get about 20% of what you guys are talking about. You seem to have your own code and you guys are entertaining and I'm bored.
Tire irons are for amateurs. Use a can of cranberry sauce. Once you dent the can on the skull of a cousin humper, the store will usually give you a break on the price.
Jet - they're here too. Few in number, but they're here. Though, coincidentally (I think not), I've noticed more of their stickers on vehicles in the last 2 years than were present in the years prior since I've been here.
Calling it a night Hotties. Try to keep this thread under 1000 posts, or I'll need a synopsis tomorrow. I won't have a lot of time tomorrow to read them all.
The old man has had about all that his old heart can take for one night. Lotsa hatin', lotsa fun. Keep hate alive. Pass it on to the next generation. WAR EAGLE!!!! HATE BAMA!!!! Good night all and Happy Thanksgiving to all but Faker. I hope Abbie eats all of your turkey.
Hating the most!!!!
ReplyDeleteGet thar firstest with the mostest HATE!!!
ReplyDeleteThe hatin-est HOTTIE of this threat: THT.
ReplyDeleteHow are you doing, Mr. Tate?
ReplyDeleteJay's back...no 1000 posts tonight.
ReplyDeleteI thought I could taste 1,000. So close. So close.
ReplyDeleteAlas, Norm, it was not meant to be.
ReplyDeleteJGT's spidey sense went off and told him to put something new out there.
ReplyDeleteGood Nathan Bedford Forrest quote THT.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to bring the hate.
ReplyDeleteyep, I have no doubt NBF hated UA-T!
ReplyDeleteI would have been pulling for the Yankees when they set UAT on fire back '65 had I been there. I think NBF let the Yankees go into 'loosa without a fight.
ReplyDeleteI bet he did.
ReplyDeleteOn the other side though, I wish Sherman had marched through T-town instead of ATL.
I've got so much HATE I can't sleep.
ReplyDeleteThat and I'm still protesting THT's poor choice of priorities.
FYI all of HABOTN: THT, aka Faker 2.0, doesn't think Auburn comes first.
2.0,
ReplyDeleteI like you but I find that piece of info to be hard to believe.
Damn Jay G and his new thread. I wanted 1000.
ReplyDeleteHow much longer you gonna be in Italia?
ReplyDeleteJ-Z,
ReplyDeletewhere you been?
Hey 2.0! It's 3:33 a.m. You have class in a few hours. Get some rest. There's no more restful sleep than sleep filled with HATE for UA-T!
ReplyDeleteI'm worried that I might need to tone my hate back a tad. I called a cousin humper wearing a houndstooth hat a douchebag at Publix tonight.
ReplyDeleteDude thought he was getting the last can of cranberry sauce on the shelf. Oh hell no....
Kind of dumb question but for all us who have been cooking like a fool for a week...........who is carrying the game and what time does it start?
ReplyDeleteSadly, IV, it's true.
ReplyDeleteTHT thinks a day and a half of lab is more important than being at the IB. It's just lab, no lecture; i'm not going to learn anything anyways. But NOOOOO, this is what happens when THT tries to parent. It's will be the first time I've ever missed a home IB.
CBS 2:30 EST 1:30 CST
ReplyDeletemissinit, or you can watch it with THT2.0 at 8:30 pm in Florence at the Irish pub.
ReplyDeleteThank You, THT!
ReplyDeletewith the Swedish bartender
ReplyDeleteSwedish bartender in an Irish pub in Florence, Italy? Interesting...
ReplyDeleteThat's definitely multicultural...
ReplyDeleteI am not getting between you two 2.0 but I still find it hard to believe that THT has any less hate for the evil empire than I do.
ReplyDeleteI say we move back to the old thread and take it to 1000 just for kicks and giggles.
ReplyDeleteOkay J-Z, do the Lions take it on the chin Friday night?
ReplyDeleteJ-Z, I like your Publix approach.
ReplyDeleteGo Auburn Tigers....both teams!
ReplyDeleteMan, to be in the RV city must be heaven.
ReplyDeleteIV, I don't know yet. It's going to be a good game. Our O-line has been a lot better since we hit the playoffs, and that was one of my big concerns. You've been to more games this year than I have, what do you think?
ReplyDeleteJ-Z ...
ReplyDeleteI think you need to visit every grocery story in the tri-county area before they close tonight, and seek out confrontations with Cousin Humpers.
We, since our offensive line is 1000 times better this season, we should theoretically be able to score 1000 times the points.
ReplyDeleteDo you think those people will have their Thanksgiving celebrations in RV's?
ReplyDeleteI think we've already done that Steve.
ReplyDeleteI doubt people will let Thanksgiving falling on Iron Bowl Eve spoil the Iron Bowl Eve holiday.
ReplyDeleteI do love the fact that the Kroger here plays the Auburn Marching Band CD.
ReplyDeleteI'm hitting the Piggly Wiggly around 10. Please have the bail bondsman on standby.
ReplyDeleteI am hoping we see some creativity with our linebackers in the Iron Bowl. Something different like Coleman playing middle linebacker would be interesting. He could mirror that Ingram dude.
ReplyDeleteYou guys getting excited about market trips are making me feel better about sitting at home tonight.
ReplyDeleteI am feeling guilty about not being in Auburn. Hopefully one day I can retire to Auburn and spend two years doing a constant pre-game Iron Bowl party.
ReplyDeleteYou know Steve, I might have to come for that just for the pharmaceuticals.
ReplyDeleteI like that you just assume there'll be pharms there.
ReplyDeleteLike you didn't.
ReplyDeleteIV must have gone to bed.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how players do it. I become so nervous as the Iron Bowl approaches that I pretty much become useless. There is no way I could run out on the field without loading my shorts.
ReplyDeleteOK, you got me there. I did think it.
ReplyDeleteIV is on the old thread with me
ReplyDeleteSteve - how do you know the difference whether you're useless or not?
ReplyDeleteCarm - see what just happened? I ragged on someone else. Everyone gets a turn.
I like it, Norm. You can rag on me anytime you want to as long as you wear that eye patch.
ReplyDeleteLoading your shorts is not something I wanted to read.
My productivity at work pretty much drops to zero. In this case the mind isn't wasted, it is just on other things.
ReplyDeleteFortunately the stock market shuts down for the holidays, or I would be screwed there too.
ReplyDeleteI hate Bama so much,
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be caught dead in anything houndstooth.
....and I am serious as a heart attack.
Dang... Old man is going for 1000 with 2.0.
ReplyDeleteSteve... please never say anything about loading your shorts again... ever... really.
Steve - you're really just making it too easy here.
ReplyDeleteCarm - I have a plethora of patches.
ReplyDeletehoundstooth is for tards and losers
ReplyDeleteCarmela, I could go for houndstooth toilet paper, but that is about it.
ReplyDeleteNorm I want to stuff you and have you for Thanksgiving dinner.
ReplyDeleteNorm I want to stuff you and have you for Thanksgiving dinner.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather use poison ivy.
ReplyDeleteThat's quite the invitation there Carm.
ReplyDeleteOr is it a threat?
ReplyDeletesorry i did it again
ReplyDeleteShould we leave now?
ReplyDeletequit dissin' toilet paper!
ReplyDeleteJ-Z,
ReplyDeleteI hope I am wrong, but I think the Lions may go down. Why didn't you join me and 2.0?
I'll be bringing the HATE on Friday!
ReplyDeleteWe'll see. I think the winner of this game can beat anybody out of the north bracket. You going over?
ReplyDeleteNot this time. Don't want to fight all of that traffic.
ReplyDeleteOK, I stumbled into this place, and Carmela's having Norm for dinner and IV's run off with 2.0.
ReplyDeleteSome people have all the fun.
Finally got the house cleaned, laundry washed, and the food preparation complete, now I can join in the hate. At the end of my lunch break we had just turned the page at 400, and you more than doubled the thread count. That's A LOT of HATE!!! Did I miss anything else?
ReplyDeleteI have a different feeling about this Iron Bowl than Iron Bowl's in the past. It use to be you had a good idea about how good our offense would do. The the stretch of games against Arkansas, Kentucky, and LSU the offense was so different, I am not sure what to expect. Remember, in Todd we trust. If he doesn't have a good game, we don't have a good game.
ReplyDeleteLet's see... did you see the post about bammers being douchebags? 'Cause that just about sums it up.
ReplyDeleteKathy ...
ReplyDeleteHit FSJ with a tire tool for $5 a swing for HABOTN Charities.
Give 'til it hurts.
I like this, I can hate on two threads at the same time.
ReplyDeleteIV - Isn't that mighty taxing on your old brain?
ReplyDeleteHATE never sleeps
ReplyDeleteWhat brain?
ReplyDeleteGood to see ex=UATer Roger Schultz make a fool of himself on Leno on a Biggest Loser Alumni Talent Show.
ReplyDeleteHe was supposed to long snap ball into the mouth of Leno, which had been painted on a mural. He missed the long snap, the shotgun snap, and finally got a short one.
Bammer.
core of campus is quiet as a mouse but the HATE is coming...
ReplyDeleteLoser
ReplyDeleteAU basketball has the high point of its season, beating, of all schools, High Point, 75-54.
ReplyDeleteNot you Earl.
ReplyDeleteyes but only for a minute...
ReplyDeleteKathy you are working too hard.
ReplyDeleteSurely you're joking Jet.
ReplyDeleteIt's time for Omens and Amens with Bro. Jet.
ReplyDeleteSatan is 0-4 at Jordan-Hare.
UAT is 0-1 as an undefeated team at Jordan-Hare.
Auburn leads the series in games played outside of Bammerham.
Pride comes before a fall.
Hate UAT.
that 6am tailgating tee time is gonna come early
ReplyDeleteI'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley.
ReplyDeleteSteve ....more Bammer hate = less loaded shorts
ReplyDeleteHATE never betrays
ReplyDeleteJust when I had erased that from my mind.
ReplyDeletewww.cocktailbuilder.com
ReplyDeleteDunnaway is such a bammer flamer
ReplyDeleteHATE him
just for you norm...
ReplyDeleteJet loves to dredge up the past Carm.
ReplyDeleteYou're too kind sir. I understand it's quite the site.
ReplyDeleteI can attest that it is, Norm.
ReplyDeleteHmmm.
ReplyDeleteDuke is on ESPN, and Dickie V is announcing. Who'da thunk it?
I understand that Kristina is moving west upon retirement to become a jolly rancher.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she and Michael are joining forces.
ReplyDeleteIrondale tomorrow for Thanksgiving din din..........then on to Auburn for tailgate prep tomorrow nite.
ReplyDeleteChow chow, chiterlings and gravy!
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ReplyDeleteWatermelon green, Redenbacher.
ReplyDeleteThat's alright Norm. I only get about 20% of what you guys are talking about. You seem to have your own code and you guys are entertaining and I'm bored.
ReplyDeletepoor carmela
ReplyDeleteYou ought to see the action in person. Much hilarity ensues.
ReplyDeleteWe're very entertaining. Stick around, you may get to 80%.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, we're usin' code names.
ReplyDelete100% HATE
ReplyDeleteEarl, that's it, my brother.
ReplyDeleteI've never felt better than when I fill myself with HATE!!! I HATE UA-T!!! ALL THE TIME!!!
ReplyDelete24/7/365 and a quarter!!!
G'nite all ..wrestled with and lost the wireless transmitter on my 2 mo. old laptop earlier tonight. Now on an old laptop that ain't built for speed.
ReplyDeleteJ-Z's got an idea, Maybe I'll grab a tire iron and go cruise the grocery stores here in Miss. to disable a few Bammers.
May the Hate be with you.
Hey Carmela,
ReplyDeleteIf you are bored, come over to the old thread and play, we are having fun.
Sweep well, Hoopie ... no speculation goin' on here tonight.
ReplyDeleteJust hateulation.
Beware of Geezers with candy.
ReplyDeleteTire irons are for amateurs. Use a can of cranberry sauce. Once you dent the can on the skull of a cousin humper, the store will usually give you a break on the price.
ReplyDeleteIV - ask her if she'll help you find your puppy.
ReplyDeleteThat website is kicking my a$$
ReplyDeleteJ-Z - they ought to give it to you for free for the service you did for society.
ReplyDeleteNorm, I missed you.
ReplyDeleteLikewise I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteIf you two hug, I'm headbutting both of you the next time I see you.
ReplyDeleteIf you wear your patch I'll wear my ponytails.
ReplyDeleteHATEULATION............I like it!!!
ReplyDeleteDid we lose anyone over there?
ReplyDeleteCarm - I told you I have a plethora of patches. At least one is good for almost any event.
ReplyDeleteI got sme things to do I will check bback later
ReplyDeletedigger
ReplyDeletewhat is your definition of lose?
J-Z, I've missed you too.
ReplyDeleteThe older I guess the more I realize that true friendships matter. The kind of friendship based on mutual respect, intellect, and camaraderie.
That's because more than half of the people I run into are bunch of knuckle-draggin', cousin humpin', Earnhardt kissin', banjo playin' UAT fans.
I have candy.
ReplyDeleteI can either wear ponytails and my cheerleader uniform or my girl pirate costume. Your choice.
ReplyDeleteI am on blood pressure medicine, if anyone cares.
ReplyDeleteI hate all of you.
ReplyDeleteJet - they're here too. Few in number, but they're here. Though, coincidentally (I think not), I've noticed more of their stickers on vehicles in the last 2 years than were present in the years prior since I've been here.
ReplyDeleteI thought they scared you away, FSJ.
ReplyDeleteIf it isn't that old Ned Beatty lover himself, FSJ!
ReplyDeleteJet - I don't care.
ReplyDeleteCarm - I say cheerleader uni. It'll be like high school all over again.
Damn, just when you think the neighborhood got cleaned up, hre comes a Bammer.
ReplyDeleteCalling it a night Hotties. Try to keep this thread under 1000 posts, or I'll need a synopsis tomorrow. I won't have a lot of time tomorrow to read them all.
ReplyDeleteSweet dreams of Auburn beating Bama!!!
War Eagle.....
Gnight ... kathy
ReplyDeletedid i hear we were all dressing up like orange and blue pirates on friday?
ReplyDeleteThe old man has had about all that his old heart can take for one night. Lotsa hatin', lotsa fun. Keep hate alive. Pass it on to the next generation. WAR EAGLE!!!! HATE BAMA!!!! Good night all and Happy Thanksgiving to all but Faker. I hope Abbie eats all of your turkey.
ReplyDeletelet's pillage the tide!!
ReplyDeleteEarl do you have an eye patch?
ReplyDeleteI hope the Bammers eat a pile of turkey just before game time.
ReplyDeleteYes, yes we are. There's absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults wearing costumes.
ReplyDeleteAm I right people? Or is that just something that happens around here?
several...
ReplyDeleteI can't be scared away....
ReplyDeleteI was out planning my assault on Auburn.
I like this blog more and more.
ReplyDeletethat's the spirit, Norm
ReplyDeleteMrs. Jet said she wanted me to wear a costume, and I got excited. That is, until she said she wanted me to dress up as a corpse.
ReplyDeleteKnucklehead.
ReplyDeleteRimshot
ReplyDeleteNite Hotties!
ReplyDeleteI will continue my hateulation for the bammers as I sleep
(Thanks, Jet, I like that word!)
anything for the team, Missinit.
ReplyDeleteSleep well.
Nite missinit...
ReplyDeleteHope you have terrible dreams about Friday.
HATE!
arrrggg!!
ReplyDeleteYou shut your piehole Bammer.
ReplyDeleteCram it in your cramhole, LeFleur!
ReplyDeleteMake me Aubies.......
ReplyDeleteLook, Faker, there! A Waffle House!
ReplyDeletenice Earl
ReplyDeleteI thought I had a cheerleader picture. I have a peacock picture, but that doesn't fit any of the themes of cheerleader, pirates or hate.
Pics or it didn't happen Carm.
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure they don't care, Carmela, what costume it is...;-)
ReplyDeletePretend it's a turkey then it kind of fits the theme of the season. Or, the theme of FSJ.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe some wayward HOTTIES decided to take the old thread to 1,000+.
ReplyDeleteI'm reaching for the Xanax now.
So, are we gettin' this one to the flip?
ReplyDeleteJay, I'm shocked -- SHOCKED -- that some HOTTIES would do such a thing.
ReplyDeleteSportswriter Tate that's just shameful. I'm sure it's JZ's fault. Him or Faker.
ReplyDeleteCome on Jay...you know you love us!
ReplyDelete(You can't be kicked out of the ROF, right? If you can, then it wasn't me!)
Jet we're in the Red Zone again.
ReplyDeleteYou all can kiss my crimson and white...
ReplyDeleteI think you meant "kick," Faker.
ReplyDeleteit's all about the love... i mean hate -- HATE HATE HATE!!
ReplyDeleteBare it.
ReplyDeleteNorm, you've been a machine all day. We're giving you the ball again.
ReplyDeleteWe came back in time to call you a Cracker!
ReplyDeleteJet I'm honored.
ReplyDeleteI have so many people to thank.
ReplyDeleteI thought Faker declined the Ring of Fire because he had hemorroids before and wanted no part of 'em again.
ReplyDeleteI just checked my list and Faker is NOT on it.
ReplyDeleteCome on people...let's do this.
ReplyDeleteGo Norm Go!
ReplyDelete(Not as hot as Carmela doing it, I would presume)
He is a hemmorhoid.
ReplyDeleteI am still curious about your lists, Norm.
ReplyDeleteHe brushes his teeth with Preparation H.
ReplyDeleteWho's screwing with my flip?
ReplyDeleteHe stinks on ice.
ReplyDeleteYou can't stop him, you can only hope to bear his children!
ReplyDeleteNorm!
Sorry, sir.
ReplyDeleteit happened
ReplyDeleteROLLLL
ReplyDeleteThe three words that describe him are as follows, and I quote:
ReplyDeleteEh..not going to do that to you all.
ReplyDelete