POINT OF ORDER: Internet here at the Wynfrey Hotel is down. I am on cellular broadband ... along with a lot of people. It's slow. Bear with me.

The coach is Nick Saban.
- He is here.
- He claims to be thankful for the "self-gratification" us reporters give his players.
- He said he doesn't want to talk about last year. "We're not really defending a championship. A championship is part of history."
- Alabama lost 11 starters, a punter, a kicker and its top kick returner ... though he was one of the 11 starters, too.
- "Even if we had all the ingredients back, it would be difficult to manufacture the same chemistry."
- "Every team in the West is going to be better than they were a year ago, in our estimation."
- On the Dareus situation: "Our compliance people are looking into it in conjunction with the NCAA. We're going to find out."
- On agents in general: "It's entrapment of young people at a very difficult time of their life. As college coaches, we should look into that. We treat the NFL as well as anybody when they come to University of Alabama. If something doesn't happen ... I'm not sure that same hospitality will be welcomed in the future."
- "It's not a good situation. It was a bad situation for Reggie Bush at Southern Cal and it's a bad situation all around. We should all drive the speed limit because it's for everyone's safety. I'll be honest ... I drive the speed limit because I don't want to get a ticket. The agent should have consequences. Right now, they don't."
- On the fans' expectations: "I wouldn't want to somewhere where they didn't have high expectations. I just ask that they be realistic. Our positive fan support has been a real asset of us turning around the football fortunes at University of Alabama."
- More on agents: "It's not really the NFL; it's the NFLPA. It's something that's affecting college football in a negative. It's not in the best interest of the young people. It's not really good for anyone. I don't think it's anything but greed that's motivating them."
- "How are they any better than a pimp?"
- He visited the Gulf Coast recently. He went "quietly" to provide support. I think he meant emotional support.
- More on agents: "A player's best resume is the way he plays. He doesn't really need an agent until the season is over."
- That's a wrap.
bamer must lose
ReplyDeleteDo we have to show their helmet on the blog? Yuck!
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Hunchback of Starkville is going first
ReplyDeleteHe meant to say "Our championships are part of revisionist history."
ReplyDeleteSelf-gratification?
ReplyDeleteJGT, which one is more tasty, puffery or inanity? I heard puffery is poisonous if not prepared properly.
ReplyDeletedo we have to cover this one.
ReplyDeletepuffery and inanity....very succint and to the point.
ReplyDeleteany news on whether AU players took a trip to Miami?
Yes. We have to cover this one.
ReplyDeleteThe Advertiser uses this page as a catch-all for Media Days coverage.
It's one day a year.
Yeah, I'm not too clear on the "self-gratification" thing. Does beat reporter mean something different when covering UAT?
ReplyDelete"Can't manufacture the same chemistry?"
ReplyDeleteHey, Nick, among your fan base are some of the finest crystal meth manufacturers on the planet. You wouldn't have to look far.
Hey, Count Chocula ... that's why all the jobs covering KY are so coveted.
ReplyDeleteWhere are you guys watching? THE SEC site has Miss St up on the podium now.
ReplyDeleteZiemba went, but he got there a week early.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Hoopie.
sigh ...
ReplyDeleteSo, Nicky is an expert in self gratification? That should definitely make a headline somewhere.
ReplyDeleteHoopie ... you gotta admit you got a little chuckle out of it.
ReplyDeleteBTW, did the Georgia election go your way?
Jet ..Yes ..I chuckled.
ReplyDeleteLocal elections went well.
My pick for Guvnuh fell down an elevator shaft and came in 4th.
Kudos to Darlin Nicki!!! Bash the agents!!!
ReplyDeleteIt seems there are multiple media rooms. ESPNU is in one. The SEC internet feed is in another. The participants go from room to room answering Qs.
ReplyDeleteKinda weird, but I guess that is just how big this thing is.
Someone just get that magazine out of Nicki's hand. No self gratification at media days.
ReplyDeleteSo, he has a magazine in his hand?
ReplyDeleteThe kids have to be held accountable.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, the agents must be stopped from tempting the kids. I'll parapharase Paul from Ephesians: "Stay away from tempting situations".
NFL suspending agents ...OK
Universities suing agents ..OK
Apparently Nicki has pimp knowledge.
ReplyDeleteAs a pimp, I'm getting a kick out of this presser.
ReplyDeleteAgreed Norm, its been way more entertaining than I would have imagined. Best bamer presser since Shula's endless "you know" way back when.
ReplyDelete37?!?
ReplyDeleteThat was a pretty good line.
ReplyDeletesomebody needs to fark Saban with a furry hat & pimp chalice in hand pronto!
ReplyDeleteChoco: Is your business near the Galleria here in Bammerham?
ReplyDeleteI'll be honest ... I drive the speed limit because I don't want to get a ticket.
ReplyDeletetranslation: "the cop that gives me a ticket will be fired immediately and his family mysteriously disappear and no one will care. the speed limit is whatever i want it to be."
"I don't think it's anything but greed that's motivating them."
ReplyDeletehe can definitely speak with authority on this subject.
"Our positive fan support has been a real asset of us turning around the football fortunes at University of Alabama."
ReplyDeletethey have supported with cars, laptops, cruises, fishing trips, brown bags of $$$, jobs, rich uncles, high school facility improvements if there is a recruit there, house payments, grade changes...just to name a few i've heard in the rampant speculation mill.
When $aban spoke about the speeding, I wonder if he mentioned the DUI he should have gotten a while back that was covered up by the TPD?
ReplyDeleteThat is fact not speculation.
ReplyDeleteles miles opens mouth, something stupid comes out
ReplyDeletehis comments on the gulf oil spill.
Les, shut up while you are behind. Just do the safe thing and come out against the oil spill.
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