For those of you hesitant because of the registration on the new site, it isn't a big deal and it helps to preserve our environment. Jay has been amazingly quick in authorizing people, so come join the party.
The new site looks great, I have registered but haven't been approved yet. not that its a big deal, I never post anyway. It would be nice though in case I ever do decide to leave a comment
KevinC - welcome to HABOTN!! Have you tried to log in? JGT is pretty quick about approving requests although if you registered while he's covering AU practice it might take a bit.
At least one person got an auto-reply email that said a second email was coming in order to confirm the registration, but it didn't and it isn't necessary.
Feng, I saw your facebook update about the divorce. I am so sorry. If there's anything I can do to help, just email me, as long as it is not time consuming or inconvenient.
Feng, my brother, I tried that once. I formulated a poison that, once ingested, would kill a person if they went for more than 24 hours without drinking my blood. It was a permanent condition. I gave it to my neighbor Jeremy. He was pretty angry when he found out what was inside those brownies, but finally, I had made myself necessary to someone!
Jeremy died when I went on vacation and miscalculated how much of my blood I needed to leave him. I am currently not necessary to anyone :(
Settle down, THT. Don't you know the crap Feng is going through? He got a fortune cookie recently that said, "Amputation is in your near future." How would you like to go around with that hanging over your head?
Hmmmm... Neither Feng nor Michael post over the weekend, then VOILA! They're both back. I KNEW IT! Either Michael is Feng, or Feng is Michael. I'm not sure which.
nah, he's probably just been tossed in some "retirement home" by the Chinese authorities. We'll never hear from him again unless he can tunnel his way out with his chopsticks.
Feng just left me a message on my phone. He has been in Tahiti the last week. He said he can't wait to bring more substance to HABOTN once he gets back.
oh my stars!!! I don't think I could ever recover. I'd feel like New Orleans feels right now. Perhaps one day the city will recover, but it's only been 10 days since Katrina hit and there's a lot of doubt that the city can ever return to its former status.
maybe FENG ended up on Eatemup Island instead of Tahiti, and was consumed by the native cannibals. According to MrsTHT's Pacific Island cookbook, Feng's shui roasted in coconut milk is a real delicacy.
you're right, Michael. You want to talk about boring? Wow, my most favorite pet rock bored a hole all the way to North Korea. It was really cool how he arced his way around the magma center of the earth's core. Although he was my favorite, I was worried about getting in trouble with Dear Leader, so I filled the whole with cyanide-laced concrete before my pet rock returned. I missed that rock so much, at least until I got another one the next day. But I digress. That favorite of mine was always boring, so I named him Digger. As far as I know, he isn't related to the Hottie of a similar name. He's probably the official Pet Rock of DPRK, seeing as how I'm sure he spilled a whole bunch of classified info when he got there. In fact, I think I saw him on the balcony with DL at that military parade yesterday.
Feng bet a lot of money on that LSU game. Who knew Tre Smith would have so much trouble fielding punts? I tell ya one thing though: that Nick Saban is lucky. His career has nowhere to go but down.
I recall fondly that second Wednesday in November, back in 2010, when the new season of Psyche started. That season was almost as magical as Auburn's football season that year.
well, tommyd, not a whole lot. We're just continuing our slow and methodical march towards a triumphant BEASLEY!!! post. We've been at it for 3+ months now.
Remember that time we all were worried Cam Newton had been bought, but it all turned out to be a sting to show how bama was a bunch of cheaters? What a year that was!
Wow, Michael. With Auburn's back-to-back undefeated seasons with Cam's little brother at QB, I almost had forgotten all about that fantastic 2010 season
Carl (aka DWH, ?aka Feng) - how can I trust you with my dissertation when you are such a poor judge of post quality. That was, without doubt, one of my worst posts.
I think I'll check out dissertations web site. Maybe I can get them to compose my posts for me since I find sentence structure so hard to do sometimes but not always.
So the experiment in the province of Janterri, Eurasia was both a success and a disappointment. Yes, the citizens did become less interested in politics and making a ruckus over my policies. But injecting them all with rabies caused some unforeseen consequences. Fortunately, the rabid rampages are over and the last are dying out. We'll try some other injection in the neighboring province of Getdowngoblin and see how that goes.
Rabies aren't so bad, once you get used to the taste. I like to sprinkle some rabies on my cereal. Also good with chicken cordon bleu. I think everybody will agree that they are better than onions.
and don't try to convince me that the MA doesn't host the ua-t blog. They provide the link on their web site. Just cause it's not a madvertiser url doesn't mean anything. They can hide their evidence better than Cecil Newton hid $200K twenty-three years ago. Just think of all the interest he's due from that bank he hid it in, you know, Банк ВТБ in Нори́льск, that industrial city in Krasnoyarsk Krai province of Eurasia.
Of course, I'm certain that the fact that Krasnoyarsk Krai borders Janterri and Getdowngoblin provinces is purely coincidental.
ok, let's get this back on the topic of Auburn football. WARRRR EAGLE!!!
I'm excited about the upcoming season. The '72 Amazin's were, quite simply, AMAZIN'! But the freshmen who contributed won't be around. We'll have to rely on some new seniors...players like QB Pat Sullivan and WR Terry Beasley. Their inexperience will likely show early in the season, especially opening against ua-t. I'm very concerned about that game. The preseason win last season against Colorado got everyone's hopes up for a good year. Then our first game, the Iron Bowl, really got us off to a good start to the season. Those blocked punts and FG leading to an early 17-0 lead got everyone so excited. Then we hung on as ua-t fought back, only to be denied the tie with a blocked PAT in the late stages of the game. ua-t will be out for revenge to start the '71 season.
Thanks, Amanda, but we're only in it for the money. You think we'd be sharing all this useful information out of the goodness of our hearts? HA! You are so naive. And to think I once had a crush on you in 7th grade. If we hadn't lived 70 miles apart and seen each other only once each year at the homebuilders' association annual meeting, maybe things would have turned out differently. That is you, Amanda, right? By the way, you owe us $1,604 for the information. You can pay in USD via paypal or in Eurasian currency via paymichael.
Maintenance Mode?!?! Was someone going to tell us about this?!?! OMG I'm DYYYYYYYYINNNNNNNN. Well not really cause I'm still at work. It will be interesting to see how many folks come to 1.0 with the "issues" on 2.0
I'll pay hard cold cash for gold and silver. Send me your unwanted gold and silver and I'll overnight Fed Ex a roll of frozen quarters to you for every ounce.
Well, if that's the way you want it, fine. But don't say I didn't warn you. "Roll of quarters" is just slang for "stick of butter." If the stick of butter is too soft, the chocolate chip cookies will end up too crunchy. Any cook worth his/her weight in quarters can tell you that.
Some chick name Martha suggested that. We had a vote and decided we should leave it there. That way he can eat the rest of that hot dog when he wakes up.
In tribute to the comatose Feng, I may have to head to Zack's Hot Dogs for lunch tomorrow. One can't go wrong with Zack's Hot Dogs...well, except maybe for Feng.
Just a reminder for all you Hotties. The very best cheesesteaks in the entire world (including Eurasia) , and the only place I'll eat a cheesesteak is right here
I didn't really know why drdra hadn't ever eaten at Chili's. I have now been enlightened. Sometimes it's better to have more in common with a mushroom.
Well, it's been so long it's hard for me to remember. I believe I was confident Auburn would win, but thought the 42 point spread was a bit much, so I took ND and the points. I should be ashamed. Auburn played pretty well but could have won bigger than 47-0 if not for the 5 turnovers.
I'm not a fan of deep water, so I'm practicing how to breathe in a vacuum so I can survive when we have to live in outer space. I don't have to grow gills or anything. I just have to learn how not to turn dark blue.
Do you know Joe Smith, Sr.? Do you know anybody named Sr.? Show me someone with Sr. after their last name on a birth certificate, and I'll say, Holy Cow! Every time I see a customer who says his name is Joe Smith Sr., I want to say, "LIAR!"
Well, that was kind of it right there. It was Beasley X2, and you said Beasley X2, so I will ignore the last part of your post and claim you the last person to get a Beasley on 1.0! Congrats!
I wonder if Norm's great sniffer will be able to sniff the upcoming new page. I have my doubts; the trail has gone cold during the past 12 years since we left for HABOTN v2.0.
So Norm comes in like he's John Wayne after we have been slaving on this thing for years. I guess I'm OK with that. But only because he follows me on Twitter.
and I was so looking forward to a BEASLEY!!! post on the old thread.
ReplyDeleteThen make it happen, THT. I'll watch
ReplyDelete3rd.
ReplyDeleteoh, yeah, it's going to happen, MJT. Just can't make it happen at the moment with all these customers in the BuyMore right now.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you hesitant because of the registration on the new site, it isn't a big deal and it helps to preserve our environment. Jay has been amazingly quick in authorizing people, so come join the party.
ReplyDeleteThe new site looks great, I have registered but haven't been approved yet. not that its a big deal, I never post anyway. It would be nice though in case I ever do decide to leave a comment
ReplyDeleteKevinC - welcome to HABOTN!!
ReplyDeleteHave you tried to log in? JGT is pretty quick about approving requests although if you registered while he's covering AU practice it might take a bit.
At least one person got an auto-reply email that said a second email was coming in order to confirm the registration, but it didn't and it isn't necessary.
Good luck. I hope to see you on HABOTN2.0 soon.
BTW, I <3 your avatar!
And don't smell all the farts that are under the covers.
ReplyDelete-Feng
James Joseph!
ReplyDeleteFeng, I saw your facebook update about the divorce. I am so sorry. If there's anything I can do to help, just email me, as long as it is not time consuming or inconvenient.
ReplyDeleteFeng, my brother, I tried that once. I formulated a poison that, once ingested, would kill a person if they went for more than 24 hours without drinking my blood. It was a permanent condition. I gave it to my neighbor Jeremy. He was pretty angry when he found out what was inside those brownies, but finally, I had made myself necessary to someone!
ReplyDeleteJeremy died when I went on vacation and miscalculated how much of my blood I needed to leave him. I am currently not necessary to anyone :(
Hey Feng... want some brownies?
Feng answers with a resounding YES!
ReplyDeletebtw, I'll be pist if Feng tries to steal my BEASLEY!!! post on this thread.
ReplyDeleteIn response to your question...
ReplyDeleteNO WAY! I'm not about to tell you when the BEASLEY!!! post is coming up. If you don't know, you don't belong on this blog.
Settle down, THT. Don't you know the crap Feng is going through? He got a fortune cookie recently that said, "Amputation is in your near future." How would you like to go around with that hanging over your head?
ReplyDeleteMichael (I'm pretending Feng isn't going to read this) - well, hopefully it's his cephalic appendage that will get amputated.
ReplyDeleteOh crap, I forgot you are a friend of Feng. You'll probably unfriend me on FB now.
BTW, do you think we can get this thing to 100,000 posts before JGT starts a new thread?
ReplyDeleteApparently Feng thinks the thread won't go past 3. Feng is not good at counting.
ReplyDeleteThat's what she said! Am I right??!?!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm... Neither Feng nor Michael post over the weekend, then VOILA! They're both back. I KNEW IT! Either Michael is Feng, or Feng is Michael. I'm not sure which.
ReplyDeleteThat is based on my definition of a weekend, which means Saturday 1-3 pm.
ReplyDeleteI was about to say, I totally posted over the weekend when I questioned Feng's counting ability. How dare you suggest otherwise!
ReplyDeletefeng is about to be the dominant playa over here
ReplyDeletekeep him in check m.
ReplyDeleteis it too late to join the party?
ReplyDeleteI would like to extend an invitation to you for the pants party.
ReplyDeleteMichael - the guy didn't have the courtesy to respond. I'd change the pants party location and not tell him.
ReplyDeleteFeng hasn't been here since the weekend. Should we notify the authorities and have someone knock on his door to make sure he didn't OD?
ReplyDeletenah, he's probably just been tossed in some "retirement home" by the Chinese authorities. We'll never hear from him again unless he can tunnel his way out with his chopsticks.
ReplyDeleteFeng just left me a message on my phone. He has been in Tahiti the last week. He said he can't wait to bring more substance to HABOTN once he gets back.
ReplyDeletewhat a loser. Feng's stuck with trips to crappy places like Tahiti while I get to go to Auburn this weekend.
ReplyDeleteNow that football season is over, we can focus on recruiting.
ReplyDeletethese days between Christmas and New Year's are always busy.
ReplyDeleteTHT... are you posting from THE FUTURE??!!! Tell me, what is Feng like in the future?
ReplyDeletesorry for the delay getting back to you, Michael. We were out of town for Spring Break.
ReplyDeleteFeng is now my pet rock
HA! You thought I'd forgotten how to link in 1.0!
I'm still looking for a second hand copy of The Care and Training of Your Pet Rock.
BEASLEY!!!÷2
ReplyDeleteFENG!
ReplyDeleteFeng told me he would never kiss a dude, but if he had to, it would be Smitty.
ReplyDeleteI bet, given the option of a dude or Jan Terri, Feng would kiss the dude.
ReplyDeletebtw, HAPPY GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY!!!
How much would it upset you if I stole the Beasley post you are aiming for? I will yell "Jan Terri!" instead.
ReplyDeleteoh my stars!!! I don't think I could ever recover. I'd feel like New Orleans feels right now. Perhaps one day the city will recover, but it's only been 10 days since Katrina hit and there's a lot of doubt that the city can ever return to its former status.
ReplyDeleteFFEEEEEENNNNGGGG! Where have you gone, son?
ReplyDeletemaybe FENG ended up on Eatemup Island instead of Tahiti, and was consumed by the native cannibals. According to MrsTHT's Pacific Island cookbook, Feng's shui roasted in coconut milk is a real delicacy.
ReplyDeleteWell, it appears this place has become the second hottest Auburn blog on the net, but the hottest feng blog on the net. Go feng.
ReplyDelete2nd hottest Auburn blog might be a stretch. It's been two years since HABOTN 2.0 went live, and we've only made it to post 53 here in that time.
ReplyDeleteHow about those gas prices nowadays, huh?
ReplyDelete"How about those gas prices nowadays, huh?"
ReplyDeleteYou should see what's going on in the Outback. Some madman named Max is creating a lot of havoc over there, and it's all about gas.
Which reminds me...
I's looking behind us now,
into history back.
I sees those of us that got the luck and started the haul for HABOTNv2.0.
Feng, I heard you just lost your job. Is internet advertising not working out for you anymore?
ReplyDeleteMJT - well it's about time.
ReplyDeletePet rocks can't talk, so don't expect a reply to your query.
You obviously have owned some very boring pet rocks in the past, THT.
ReplyDeleteyou're right, Michael. You want to talk about boring? Wow, my most favorite pet rock bored a hole all the way to North Korea. It was really cool how he arced his way around the magma center of the earth's core. Although he was my favorite, I was worried about getting in trouble with Dear Leader, so I filled the whole with cyanide-laced concrete before my pet rock returned. I missed that rock so much, at least until I got another one the next day. But I digress. That favorite of mine was always boring, so I named him Digger. As far as I know, he isn't related to the Hottie of a similar name. He's probably the official Pet Rock of DPRK, seeing as how I'm sure he spilled a whole bunch of classified info when he got there. In fact, I think I saw him on the balcony with DL at that military parade yesterday.
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ReplyDeleteAU vs Arkansas... Really big game tomorrow. I hope Bo has a big game against the Hogs so we can even up our Liberty Bowl record at 1-1.
ReplyDeleteFeng bet a lot of money on that LSU game. Who knew Tre Smith would have so much trouble fielding punts? I tell ya one thing though: that Nick Saban is lucky. His career has nowhere to go but down.
ReplyDeleteya know, I think this Monk Gafford kid may turn out to be pretty good for Auburn.
ReplyDeleteRemember that Chuck episode a few years ago that Nicole Ritchie guest starred in? Man, she is a really bad actress.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe the series finale is coming up!
I recall fondly that second Wednesday in November, back in 2010, when the new season of Psyche started. That season was almost as magical as Auburn's football season that year.
ReplyDeleteLEMIEUX!!!
ReplyDeleteand
ReplyDeleteJAGR!!!
ReplyDeleteEvidently I'm getting a server error trying to log in to H 2.0 so I'm hoping to find out what's going on here at 1.0
ReplyDeletewell, tommyd, not a whole lot. We're just continuing our slow and methodical march towards a triumphant BEASLEY!!! post. We've been at it for 3+ months now.
ReplyDeleteoh my, this could take years.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Smitty and I are the only two left on HABOTNv1.0
And since Smitty is just lurking, it looks like it's all on me. COME ON, SMITTY! HELP A FELLOW HOTTIE OUT!
Site about the New Habotn is pretty interesting and good move of providing it.
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"Carl", your secret is safe with me. But you might worry a bit about Michael.
ReplyDeleteCarl makes a great point about the good move of providing a link to the new habotn.
ReplyDeleteRemember that time we all were worried Cam Newton had been bought, but it all turned out to be a sting to show how bama was a bunch of cheaters? What a year that was!
ReplyDeleteWow, Michael. With Auburn's back-to-back undefeated seasons with Cam's little brother at QB, I almost had forgotten all about that fantastic 2010 season
ReplyDeleteCarl (aka DWH, ?aka Feng) - how can I trust you with my dissertation when you are such a poor judge of post quality. That was, without doubt, one of my worst posts.
ReplyDeleteI think I might name my next child "Dissertation Writing Help". It's a cute name.
ReplyDeleteit's certainly a better name than Formica Dinette
ReplyDeleteHey THT, where did everybody go?
ReplyDeleteI think they were all at the Big Apple Tiger Walk.
ReplyDeleteAt least, that's where MrsTHT and THT2.0 were. I even saw MrsTHT in the video that Goldberg posted.
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ReplyDeleteWell, let's get this done before the new year.
ReplyDeleteget what done?
ReplyDeleteWhat? You don't know about...
ReplyDeleteBEASLEY!!!
ReplyDeleterequiescat in pace, HABOTN v1.0
ReplyDeleteOh man, THT. Someone stole your Beasley.
ReplyDeleteI had used up all my eligibility. Sometimes the younger players have to step up and make plays.
ReplyDeleteOnly 2 weeks til NSD!
ReplyDeleteI sure hope we can sign that QB from Arkansas. He's going to be a great one. I think his name is Kodi Burns, from Fort Smith.
Tru dat. He is five stars, a can't miss!
ReplyDeleteI may have to search out another HABOTNv1.0 thread in need of a BEASLEY!!!
ReplyDeleteor, I may not.
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ReplyDeleteWe have moved! <-- that's what i was looking for
ReplyDeleteDissertation Writing
I think I'll check out dissertations web site. Maybe I can get them to compose my posts for me since I find sentence structure so hard to do sometimes but not always.
ReplyDeleteRandom question: What's Luv got to do with it?
ReplyDeleteHere I'm is!
ReplyDeleteONE HUNDRED POSTS!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet by the end of the year we'll be up to 101.
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ReplyDeleteSo you guys written any good dissertations lately?
ReplyDeletei wrote a story about a map; it's real boring.
ReplyDeleteCan't log onto H20 this morning(6/29/11). Anybody else having the same prob? API.
ReplyDeleteAPI, i didn't have any trouble with the water this morning
ReplyDeleteI say that we revive this bad boy....
ReplyDelete6/30/11 BTW
ReplyDeleteAnybody up for a discussion of Chris Hansen?
ReplyDeleteParty foul on FSJ for noting the date of his post. THT and I like to bend time in this thread, and that just ruins it!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Chris Hansen writes dissertations for a living.
We need to ask Jay G to start a new thread here. Someone swooped in and stole THT's last Beasley that we had been working on for so long.
typical bammer
ReplyDeletewe're less than 90 posts from a page flip!!!
ReplyDeletePAGING NORM, PAGING NORM.
And to think, it's 2013 and a page flip is finally within sight!
ReplyDeleteSo the experiment in the province of Janterri, Eurasia was both a success and a disappointment. Yes, the citizens did become less interested in politics and making a ruckus over my policies. But injecting them all with rabies caused some unforeseen consequences. Fortunately, the rabid rampages are over and the last are dying out. We'll try some other injection in the neighboring province of Getdowngoblin and see how that goes.
ReplyDeleteAll you guys are a bunch of idiots.
ReplyDeleteFeng showed up at my house last night. I gave him 10 bucks and asked him to leave. He was pretty high.
ReplyDeleteHe has not handled the divorce well at all.
I bet you were disappointed it was Feng. Were you expecting Dracula or Wolfie?
ReplyDeleteThere's zero excitement tonight.
Rabies aren't so bad, once you get used to the taste. I like to sprinkle some rabies on my cereal. Also good with chicken cordon bleu. I think everybody will agree that they are better than onions.
ReplyDeleteanybody wanna guess why Hv2.0 is down, but MA's uat blog is up and running?
ReplyDeleteIf you guessed that it's a product of the typical ua-t media bias in the State, you'd be correct.
and don't try to convince me that the MA doesn't host the ua-t blog. They provide the link on their web site. Just cause it's not a madvertiser url doesn't mean anything. They can hide their evidence better than Cecil Newton hid $200K twenty-three years ago. Just think of all the interest he's due from that bank he hid it in, you know, Банк ВТБ in Нори́льск, that industrial city in Krasnoyarsk Krai province of Eurasia.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I'm certain that the fact that Krasnoyarsk Krai borders Janterri and Getdowngoblin provinces is purely coincidental.
ok, let's get this back on the topic of Auburn football. WARRRR EAGLE!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm excited about the upcoming season. The '72 Amazin's were, quite simply, AMAZIN'! But the freshmen who contributed won't be around. We'll have to rely on some new seniors...players like QB Pat Sullivan and WR Terry Beasley. Their inexperience will likely show early in the season, especially opening against ua-t. I'm very concerned about that game. The preseason win last season against Colorado got everyone's hopes up for a good year. Then our first game, the Iron Bowl, really got us off to a good start to the season. Those blocked punts and FG leading to an early 17-0 lead got everyone so excited. Then we hung on as ua-t fought back, only to be denied the tie with a blocked PAT in the late stages of the game. ua-t will be out for revenge to start the '71 season.
HABOTNv2.0, where art thou?
ReplyDeleteProbably buried in Jordan-Hare (aka, "The Jungle")
ReplyDeletesomebody said I've posted countless times on 1.0. There are only 123 posts here now, so it has to be less times than that, right?
ReplyDeleteOh I don't know, THT. But since I have counted that high before, I can say with some certainty that that number exists.
ReplyDeleteMichael, are you trying to tell me the drifter's name was HABOTNv2.0? Or are we talking about a different corner of the end zone?
ReplyDeleteI can't remember now, because it's been awhile since I wrote whatever I wrote. I was probably trying to convey that I got worms.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Amanda, but we're only in it for the money. You think we'd be sharing all this useful information out of the goodness of our hearts?
ReplyDeleteHA! You are so naive. And to think I once had a crush on you in 7th grade. If we hadn't lived 70 miles apart and seen each other only once each year at the homebuilders' association annual meeting, maybe things would have turned out differently. That is you, Amanda, right? By the way, you owe us $1,604 for the information. You can pay in USD via paypal or in Eurasian currency via paymichael.
THT, I have it on good authority that Amanda is actually a dude. Just so you know.
ReplyDeleteoh my, I never expected her to have one of those operations. I bet she went to some clinic in Eurasia.
ReplyDeleteThe term "clinic" doesn't quite accurately describe the facilities you find in Eurasia. More like "shack" or "butcher shop"
ReplyDeleteHey, anyone in here want a knuckle sandwich!?
ReplyDeletecan I get that without onions?
ReplyDeletev2.0 down for maintenance :(
ReplyDelete(that's HABOTNv2.0, not THT2.0)
Can I break this party up?
ReplyDeleteCommence operation Backup Plan
ReplyDeleteMaintenance Mode?!?! Was someone going to tell us about this?!?! OMG I'm DYYYYYYYYINNNNNNNN. Well not really cause I'm still at work. It will be interesting to see how many folks come to 1.0 with the "issues" on 2.0
ReplyDeleteNow THIS is a contingency plan!!
ReplyDeleteHit "show unread posts"...see ehyou was last to post...meh, I'll ignore that thread for a while.
ReplyDeleteYou've got to read me now suckers!
Oh 1.0, we hardly knew ya.
ReplyDeleteThis maintenance mode sux. Just Where in the heck am I supposed to get my Auburn fix now?
ReplyDeleteMaintenance mode apparently now corrected. Please rejoin the party at H20.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pity people only come around here during maintenance mode. Darn pity. Pity pity pity.
ReplyDeleteLooks like all the fair weather fans have jumped ship. We don't need losers like them here. This is THE PLACE for only the most dedicated HABOTNites.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear that Feng commented on David Morrison's blog? I wonder if he will come back around here.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if Feng will be back, but I'd place the odds higher than Monica returning here.
ReplyDeleteYeah, probably so. Oh well, if you will it dude, it is no dream.
ReplyDeletewell then what am I supposed to do for dreams if I will everything?
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Just don't pee in your dreams. You'll wake up in a wet bed.
ReplyDeleteTrust me.
I'll pay hard cold cash for gold and silver. Send me your unwanted gold and silver and I'll overnight Fed Ex a roll of frozen quarters to you for every ounce.
ReplyDeleteI demand any cash payments I receive to be pre-warmed and softened.
ReplyDeleteWell, if that's the way you want it, fine. But don't say I didn't warn you. "Roll of quarters" is just slang for "stick of butter." If the stick of butter is too soft, the chocolate chip cookies will end up too crunchy. Any cook worth his/her weight in quarters can tell you that.
ReplyDeleteoutta? Is that how you write your dissertations? That is poor grammar which is according to the rule book.
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ReplyDeleteHey Michael,
ReplyDeleteI was afraid one of those drifters had exacted revenge. Nice to know you're still here. How's Feng?
Feng is in a coma. He fainted while eating hot dogs.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone thought to remove the hot dog from his windpipe?
ReplyDeleteSome chick name Martha suggested that. We had a vote and decided we should leave it there. That way he can eat the rest of that hot dog when he wakes up.
ReplyDeleteIn tribute to the comatose Feng, I may have to head to Zack's Hot Dogs for lunch tomorrow. One can't go wrong with Zack's Hot Dogs...well, except maybe for Feng.
ReplyDeleteI hope all the Hotties have a scorching hot 4th of July celebration this weekend.
ReplyDeleteBe sure to save a little celebratory energy for Irony Day. It's just around the corner.
Just a reminder for all you Hotties. The very best cheesesteaks in the entire world (including Eurasia) , and the only place I'll eat a cheesesteak is
ReplyDeleteright here
I don't have to click that link to see it goes straight to Chili's website.
ReplyDeleteI have never eaten at Chili's. I'm guessing THT hasn't, either. I bet FENG loves Chili's. Unless that's where he got the hot dog.
ReplyDeleteFeng was born in a Chili's bathroom.
ReplyDeleteI didn't really know why drdra hadn't ever eaten at Chili's. I have now been enlightened. Sometimes it's better to have more in common with a mushroom.
ReplyDeleteI think it's cool that we're finally playing Notre Dame next year.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe it's been over a year since anyone posted!
ReplyDeleteNotre Dame game is tomorrow: who ya got?
Well, it's been so long it's hard for me to remember. I believe I was confident Auburn would win, but thought the 42 point spread was a bit much, so I took ND and the points. I should be ashamed. Auburn played pretty well but could have won bigger than 47-0 if not for the 5 turnovers.
ReplyDeleteI am trying to grow gills. I want to breathe underwater. I'll let you guys know how it goes.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of deep water, so I'm practicing how to breathe in a vacuum so I can survive when we have to live in outer space. I don't have to grow gills or anything. I just have to learn how not to turn dark blue.
ReplyDeleteDo you know Joe Smith, Sr.? Do you know anybody named Sr.? Show me someone with Sr. after their last name on a birth certificate, and I'll say, Holy Cow! Every time I see a customer who says his name is Joe Smith Sr., I want to say, "LIAR!"
ReplyDeleteMy friend Joe Smith wants to know if a second Beasley occurs at Beasley X 2, Beasley + 100, or Beasley + 200 (ie "New Page Beasley")
ReplyDeletewith regard to Beasley x2, apparently not.
ReplyDeleteWell, that was kind of it right there. It was Beasley X2, and you said Beasley X2, so I will ignore the last part of your post and claim you the last person to get a Beasley on 1.0! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteNow on to Beasley + 100.
BEASLEY x 2.022727272727272...!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats AGAIN, THT! You are the most momentous poster in the history of HABOTN!
ReplyDeleteMichael, all you need to post momentously is a good night's sleep. Get some!
ReplyDeleteI hope we see Criminal Type here this week.
Sleep is soooooooooo overrated. Criminal Tabasco Type agrees.
ReplyDeleteSleep, Saban, Van Halen...
ReplyDeleteHey Feng, was your grandmother Feng Fei Fei?
ReplyDeleteI hate to be the bearer of bad news, but she's got Jan Terri beat, especially at 2:00
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised the internet didn't explode when you claimed "she's got Jan Terri beat". Such silliness.
ReplyDeleteAl Gore approved my post.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Al's... Big Al would never approve of Sullivan + 100 to...
ReplyDeleteBEASLEY!!!
ReplyDeleteOutstanding set up, Mr. M Jan Terri.
I wonder if Norm's great sniffer will be able to sniff the upcoming new page. I have my doubts; the trail has gone cold during the past 12 years since we left for HABOTN v2.0.
ReplyDeleteNorm who?
ReplyDeleteyou know, Michael, that guy from the musicals, or is it the ballet?
ReplyDeleteI think he is in love with both. Kind of like how you love onions AND onions.
ReplyDeletethis is where it would be nice if I knew how to do the projectile vomit emoticon.
ReplyDeleteHey THT, what did you caption that picture with and then delete? It seemed to be a hit!
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ReplyDeleteDarn it, THT!
ReplyDeletewithout some assistance from Norm, we may have taken this thread as far as we are capable.
ReplyDeleteI saw the Bat Signal. I'm here to help.
ReplyDeleteI need to read you boy's posts here. I'm sure they're positively brilliant.
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ReplyDeleteYes, I too would like to know your pic caption please.
ReplyDeleteBOOM!
ReplyDeleteBOOM!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's been awhile, I like to BOOM!
ReplyDeleteso, we're on a new page now? I can't believe we were able to get to a new page on HABOTNv1.0 only two weeks after v2.0 went live.
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ReplyDeleteSo Norm comes in like he's John Wayne after we have been slaving on this thing for years. I guess I'm OK with that. But only because he follows me on Twitter.
ReplyDeleteWell, my assistance requested.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your most informativeblog.
ReplyDeleteI got many unknown information from this blog. Excellent information.
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it's weird. the only way I can get to page 2 comments is to make another post
ReplyDeleteearnbangla is algnabnrea spelled backwards.
ReplyDeleteEarnie must have read all 200 posts on page one to learn so many unknown information.