Fried turkey Ham Dressing Corn casserole Green Bean casserole Squash casserole Mac and cheese Sweet potatoes 2 types of congealed salad Rolls Tea Pumpkin pie Pecan pie Peanut butter pie Coffee
Yep, the Jet's been refueled and READY TO HATE BAMA SOME MORE!!!
Fried Turkey Smoked Ham Cornbread Dressing Mac & Cheese Creamed Corn Green Beans Cheesy Potato Casserole Sweet Potato Casserole (my wife didn't make this-thankfully) Rolls Red Velvet Cake Alabama Crimson Tide Stompin a MUDDhole Pie Chocolate Cream Pie Pound Cake Tea Coffee Coca Cola (a great pair, sez the Bear)
Fake Steve Jobs is now Fat Steve Jobs....
Relaxed, Rested, & Ready to engage in some serious hate....
I think when I awake on Friday, my day will begin with the thought of how much I hate bama. After I have my breakfast of Hate Bama cereal, a cup of hot hate bama coffee from Ruwanda, and a glass ORANGE juice. I don't hate ORANGE juice. Come to think of it, I love ORANGE juice with BLUEberry waffles and BLUEberry syrup. But since I am hating all day tomorrow, I will forgo my favorite breakfast until Saturday. That is when my love of all things Auburn will propel the boys to victory.
I was rereading A Christmas Carol by that well known bama Hater Charles Dickens. In the part where Tiny Tim says" God Bless Us, God Bless us everyone" It really says "God Bless us, God Bless us Everyone, except those mouth breathing incest loving wife beating bama fans. Also, in the Epilogue of the the Christmas Carol we learn that Jacob Marley and Ebeneezer Scrooge are really Alabama graduates.
Also a little know fact is that Dickens inspiration for Salem House, with a ruthless headmaster, Mr. Creakle in David Copperfield was found after he made a trip to Tuscaloosa Alabama and visited UAT.
It is widely rumored that upon his visit to Auburn a few weeks later he found his inspiration for Oliver Twist. Oliver you all will remember is a character so inherently and unrealistically 'good' that his values are never subverted by either brutal orphanages or coerced involvement in a gang of young pickpockets.
Kris- Fried Turkey turned out great. My family has been doing this for almost 17 years, so I have had a lot of time to learn the craft and perfect mine :). Fried Turkey is the bomb. The key is keeping the temp around the 375 mark and frying it for 3.5 minutes per pound and then add an extra 3 to whatever the total is. Also, don't put the turkey in till you reach 400 degrees. Needless to say, no Griswald turkey.
My hate is alway funny, sultry, and guaranteed to make a rich woman beg, It'll make a good woman steal, it'll make an old woman blush, and it'll will make a young woman squeal.
I will hate them in a box. I will hate them with a fox. I will hate them with a mouse. I will hate them in a house. I will hate them here or there. I will hate them anywhere. I will hate them in Tloosa and Birmingham. I will hate them because that's who I am.
Deep fried hate is always better that oven baked hate and especially microwaved hate. Except the thought of a big hate microwave with an elephant inside and set to go 60 minutes.
That would be the plan. It would not only ruin the season, but it would ruin the Christmas of all those little buck toothed little bammer urchins that run around in people's yards peeing out in public.
Do you know how you can tell a bammer fan has been in your yard, simple, your trash is knocked over and your dog has been sexually abused.
Faker, shouldnt you let Tennessee off the hook for a while? Oh and I had to go before I could fully give you crap for your bama exploits on the roundtable...
About the title of this blog --- my wife LOVED that Astley came on.....I was still trying to figure out wtf those things dancing around were supposed to be.....
Gat d*&^$^#$$%^^&*%$(*%%*& it I hate the criminal tyde
To hate or not to hate that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous hate,Or to take arms against a sea of Hate, And by opposing end them?
I will say this about Fulmer, everytime the cross-hairs would start to zero in on knoxville, they would be diverted. I think Fulmer wasn't as clean as he was made out to be.
Well Chris, if you go by the timeline provided by Milton Kirk and Lang, then you would see that Saban was already in Louisiana. Since you brought it up if you have any proof to the contrary, please post it or email it to me.
I HATE BAMA because in 1992 David Palmer got not one, but TWO DUI’s and the BAMA GRAD JUDGE gave him “youthful offender status” so he could play football for the Crimson Tide when they won the 1992 national championship.
I ain't drinking nothin but hateraid when it comes to hatin on the UAT elephants. I also HATE UAT because they still think war buzzard is funny. I HATE Bammer because they have an "angry" elephant roar to fire up the crowd. I HATE Bammer because 97% of their fans have absolutely no connection to the school other than Bear was there and they used to win.
I hate BAMMER because they all "expect" to win national championships every year even when they're 6-6
I hate UAT because they still think that the fact that Tuberville has only one 1 SEC championship in the last 10 years and they've won one in the last 10 years means that they've been as dominant as AU in the 2000's
Happy Thanksgiving to all the HOTTIES..me and my dad's turkey turned out beautifully and I am still full so what a great day. Was up all night last night and have to work tomorrow so good night ya'll..I hate BAMA..
Headin' to Lake Martin to Jet's Family Hate-a-Palooza ... where Jet's AU Jihad (bro, son, six nephews -- not counting other various fam members, such as Mrs. Jet, daughter, sis, sis in law, et. al) will be meetin', eatin', playin' football, and above all else, HATIN' UAT.
FSJ ... I'd be fakin anything and everything to get out of shopping. Had to go to MIchael's 2nite with the spousal unit ... bad enough ... going shopping ... not being with spouse ... love her.
Oh, and I hate Bama. And I hate Bama Fans. I hate Bryant Denny Stadium. Bear Bryant. Nick Saban. Their uniforms. Crimson. White. Their "National Championships*." Their arrogance. Their obnoxiousness. Their idiocy. I hate everytime I walk into a bammer's house, I detect the faint smell of a concoction of Jack Daniel's, Beanie Weenies, crystal meth, and Domestic Violence. I hate houndstooth. I hate elephants. I hate listening to bammers trash talk after six in a row, and soon to be SEVEN... I hate Alabama.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE! Now, I've gotta go and fill up Nick Saban's momma's water dish.
Happy Iron Bowl Eve everyone!!! I am liking the feel I am getting from reading articles about this Auburn. Sure, many pick the Tide to win, but it seems that the team believes. I predict this game will be close.
I just ran across one of the most rational reasons Auburn must win. Has anyone not noticed that the decline of the economy has been directly tied to the decline of the Auburn football team? Yes, that is correct. If you love your country, if you want to keep your job, if you want to be able to have a good Christmas, Auburn must win!!!
About to go hit a golf course this morning in the Noog. Then, it's back to the capital city for me as I prepare for Saturday's Gridiron Breakdown. We are taking listener picks throughout the show, so call in 347-826-9452 and weigh in with us. www.blogtalkradio.com/gridironbreakdown is the show link. We start the show at 9:30 am CST.
I'm selling my old tractor. It runs good but.The only problems are it is missing the seat and the steering wheel. But, it's perfect for the man who has lost his ass and don't know which way to turn.
I saw this today in the parade and didn't understand it. Not sure I still do, but it was entertaining to my daughter.
ReplyDeleteI think we should post some craziness on youtube involving Nick Saban. Then we could Nick-
ReplyDeleteRoll people.
Fried turkey
ReplyDeleteHam
Dressing
Corn casserole
Green Bean casserole
Squash casserole
Mac and cheese
Sweet potatoes
2 types of congealed salad
Rolls
Tea
Pumpkin pie
Pecan pie
Peanut butter pie
Coffee
Yep, the Jet's been refueled and READY TO HATE BAMA SOME MORE!!!
Welcome back Jet. We still have plenty of time to get our bama hate on.
ReplyDeleteSittin' in mornin' sun.
ReplyDeleteI'll be sittin' when the evenin's done.
Hatin' on the dock of the bay,
Watchin' the Tide get blown away.
Jet ... I would like to have some of whatever you take.
ReplyDeleteMe too Jet. I want some of it.
ReplyDeleteWAAAAAAYYY TOO MUCH COFFEE.
ReplyDeleteI'm just a child of the 19HATIES, who likes music from the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and today.
Steamrolling into middle age ... kicking and screaming ...
And hatin' Bama the whole way.
Do a little dance
Make a little Hate
Get down tonight!
Must be Postagra, or Postalis.
ReplyDeleteJust messing with you.
Well, lemme tell you ... if I'm still in fightin' shape after four hours, I ain't callin' a doctor.
ReplyDeleteI'm callin' a press conference.
Let Me Try.
ReplyDeleteWe wish you were Hatin' Bama
We wish you were Hatin' Bama
We Wish you were hatin' bama and win the Iron Bowl
Good Hatin' we bring to all of your friends.
Good tidings for Hatin' bama and win the Iron Bowl.
Hate bama!
Or to quote the Dewey Coxs' drummer, "call more ladies."
ReplyDeleteOn Thanksgiving night, the Hotties were waitin'
ReplyDeleteFor Saturday to come to whip Satan
It seemed it would never arrive
Hotties wondered if they would survive
So they used their time just a hatin'
That's the hatin' holiday spirit, Eduardo!
ReplyDeleteSack the dude with Marks and Coleman!
ReplyDeleteFa la la la la la la la!
Tis the season to Hate Bama
Fa la la la la la la la!
Don they now Houndstooth hats
Fa la la la la la la la!
Beat 'em so they run like rats
Fa la la la la la la la!
Fried Turkey
ReplyDeleteSmoked Ham
Cornbread Dressing
Mac & Cheese
Creamed Corn
Green Beans
Cheesy Potato Casserole
Sweet Potato Casserole (my wife didn't make this-thankfully)
Rolls
Red Velvet Cake
Alabama Crimson Tide Stompin a MUDDhole Pie
Chocolate Cream Pie
Pound Cake
Tea
Coffee
Coca Cola (a great pair, sez the Bear)
Fake Steve Jobs is now Fat Steve Jobs....
Relaxed, Rested, & Ready to engage in some serious hate....
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!
FSJ eats stuffing that's been in a turkey's cavity!
ReplyDeleteHATE! HATE! HATE!
I agree FSJ. Time to hate some bama. It is always a good time to spread the bama hate.
ReplyDeleteAt least we have Texas / Texas A&M to keep the hatin' active tonight.
Texas-Texas A&M game is on my list as one of the games I want to see in person...at Kyle Field.
ReplyDeleteI pulled the Magic H8 Ball back out and asked a question:
ReplyDeleteWhat am I going to do pass the time Friday?
Answer: Signs point to HATE!
FSJ ... I'm wit ya on that.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see the Ags and Horns do battle.
Agreed FSJ:
ReplyDeleteGames I would like to attend outside of Auburn Games:
Texas-Texas A&M
Ohio State-Michigan
Notre Dame(if they are ever good)-USC
Oklahoma-Texas
UGA-Florida
Oregon-Oregon State
Army-Navy
I know what rollin is.
ReplyDeleteI think when I awake on Friday, my day will begin with the thought of how much I hate bama. After I have my breakfast of Hate Bama cereal, a cup of hot hate bama coffee from Ruwanda, and a glass ORANGE juice. I don't hate ORANGE juice. Come to think of it, I love ORANGE juice with BLUEberry waffles and BLUEberry syrup. But since I am hating all day tomorrow, I will forgo my favorite breakfast until Saturday. That is when my love of all things Auburn will propel the boys to victory.
ReplyDeleteI was rereading A Christmas Carol by that well known bama Hater Charles Dickens. In the part where Tiny Tim says" God Bless Us, God Bless us everyone" It really says "God Bless us, God Bless us Everyone, except those mouth breathing incest loving wife beating bama fans. Also, in the Epilogue of the the Christmas Carol we learn that Jacob Marley and Ebeneezer Scrooge are really Alabama graduates.
Also a little know fact is that Dickens inspiration for Salem House, with a ruthless headmaster, Mr. Creakle in David Copperfield was found after he made a trip to Tuscaloosa Alabama and visited UAT.
It is widely rumored that upon his visit to Auburn a few weeks later he found his inspiration for Oliver Twist. Oliver you all will remember is a character so inherently and unrealistically 'good' that his values are never subverted by either brutal orphanages or coerced involvement in a gang of young pickpockets.
How did the fried turkey turn out Eddie? You guys didn't eat Thanksgiving Dinner a la the Griswald's did you?
ReplyDeleteKris- Fried Turkey turned out great. My family has been doing this for almost 17 years, so I have had a lot of time to learn the craft and perfect mine :). Fried Turkey is the bomb. The key is keeping the temp around the 375 mark and frying it for 3.5 minutes per pound and then add an extra 3 to whatever the total is. Also, don't put the turkey in till you reach 400 degrees. Needless to say, no Griswald turkey.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip Eddie. I will try that at Christmas. Now, back to the hatin'.
ReplyDeleteCrap that's what I did wrong (complete flailure, first and only time I tried). I didn't get it up to 400 degrees to start...
ReplyDeleteAfter eating Fried Turkey...
ReplyDeleteI'll never again go for the dry crap that comes out of the oven.
Deep fried (fill in the blank) is always better than the alternative.
ReplyDeletemoon pies
ReplyDeleteI must say you guys are being entirely too funny and it is interfering with my hate I got going on.
ReplyDeleteBammers, I wish you ill
ReplyDeleteI hate bama. I hate bear. I hate coca cola and golden flake while an animal promoted them.
ReplyDeleteMy hate is alway funny, sultry, and guaranteed to make a rich woman beg, It'll make a good woman steal, it'll make an old woman blush, and it'll will make a young woman squeal.
ReplyDeleteDeep frying is not always an improvement - I hate even deep-fried bammers.
ReplyDeleteI like deep fried cheese hate curds from Swans.
ReplyDeleteConsider me steling and squealing, Denny. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI will hate them in a box.
ReplyDeleteI will hate them with a fox.
I will hate them with a mouse.
I will hate them in a house.
I will hate them here or there.
I will hate them anywhere.
I will hate them in Tloosa and Birmingham.
I will hate them because that's who I am.
Deep fried hate is always better that oven baked hate and especially microwaved hate. Except the thought of a big hate microwave with an elephant inside and set to go 60 minutes.
ReplyDeleteJet-have coffee will hate.
ReplyDeleteThe grinch didn't go to Whoville, he went to Tuscaloosa.
ReplyDeleteEven the SPLC approves of hatin bammer
ReplyDeleteTexas is favored by 35??? What happened to rivalries?
ReplyDeleteDenny-Maybe he can steal a win Saturday. That would ruin Christmas for hatees wouldn't it.
ReplyDeleteI think in Ozzie's commercial he is saying he hates UAT.
ReplyDeleteA&M has poor defensive talent...
ReplyDeleteDid Fran not recruit any defensive players?
I feel sorry for Joe Kines.
That would be the plan. It would not only ruin the season, but it would ruin the Christmas of all those little buck toothed little bammer urchins that run around in people's yards peeing out in public.
ReplyDeleteDo you know how you can tell a bammer fan has been in your yard, simple, your trash is knocked over and your dog has been sexually abused.
I think Texas could run the QB draw all game long and score plenty of points.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, TEEN WOLF
ReplyDeleteBehind Hoosiers maybe the best basketball movie ever made.....its on FUSE Network.
That is all.
Faker, shouldnt you let Tennessee off the hook for a while? Oh and I had to go before I could fully give you crap for your bama exploits on the roundtable...
ReplyDeleteTeen Wolf. I haven't seen that since I was in High School. What a classic.
ReplyDeleteI think if Joe can stop that inside trap they have a chance,
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkNT28g6YBU
is it bad that in HS we had this really harry dude who had back chest and neck hair that we call Teen Wolf?
ReplyDeleteJoe Kines hates the inside trout - I hate bama
ReplyDeleteKristina...errr Zoo Keeper
ReplyDeleteI'll never let Tennessee off the hook.
And you know you loved being called a Bama fan on the Roundtable....
Joe Kines really hated bama, but he didn't know it.
ReplyDeleteI love the smell of hate in the morning,,,,,it smells like,,,,victory.
Kines is one of the great characters of college football.
ReplyDeleteI think it is time to go attack that turkey for 2nd time. I'll pay for Friday, but will enjoy it today.
ReplyDeleteAny bammer who thinks what Fulmer did was wrong is a putz.
ReplyDeleteHere's the deal. If he doesn't get good players he doesn't win and thus lose his job.
Bammer was BUYING football players in his state and he did what he needed to do to stop it.
Simple.
Had it been LSU buying players in Mobiule, would anyone at the Crapstain done anything any different?
No.
So, ((in my best Men on Films voice)) -- HATE IT
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ReplyDeleteChris,
ReplyDeleteYour logic is perfect and irrefutable. You must be from the Planet Vulcan, where, as we all know, to not hate bama is highly illogical.
I've got chunks of more bammer hate than you in my stool kid.
ReplyDeleteAlabama was buying players...
ReplyDeleteHOWEVER, UT was in on the bidding too. Milton Kirk admitted as much. Fulmer cut at deal to keep Tennessee out of the crosshairs.
That's the problem I have with Fulmer.
About the title of this blog --- my wife LOVED that Astley came on.....I was still trying to figure out wtf those things dancing around were supposed to be.....
ReplyDeleteGat d*&^$^#$$%^^&*%$(*%%*& it I hate the criminal tyde
To hate or not to hate that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
ReplyDeleteThe slings and arrows of outrageous hate,Or to take arms against a sea of Hate,
And by opposing end them?
Bill Shakespeare, 3.1 HATElet
I will say this about Fulmer, everytime the cross-hairs would start to zero in on knoxville, they would be diverted. I think Fulmer wasn't as clean as he was made out to be.
ReplyDeleteFred Phelps hates bammers
ReplyDeleteMenu from Auburn's t-giving feast:
ReplyDelete4 roasts
10 turkeys
3 hams
8 pans dressing
12 boxes greens
3 sweet potato souffles
24 lbs green beans
6 big bag carrots
12 lbs cranberry sauce
5 bags broccoli
1 case each strawberry cloud cake, chocolate dream cakes,
4 lemon meringue pies
4 pecan pies
320 dinner rolls
What deal?
ReplyDeleteAnd if by having a "bid" in means anything, ummm, who was the coach at Michigan St that was in on Means?
Just about every coach in the SEC had turned the turd in and people had gone to Mal-function Moore and told him it was goin on.
But, still, Logan Young was at the team hotel on away games and making phone calls to coaches.
HATE to say it but not to smart.
Exactly Eddie..
ReplyDeleteUh...Saban was at LSU by the time the "bid" from MSU was logged.
ReplyDeleteThat is one big T-Day feast in Auburn, put you forgot to list the big helping of Hating Bama that was dished out to every player.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, invoking Shakespeare. This is getting better and better...
ReplyDeletePhil Fulmer= Falstaff
ReplyDeleteSaban= Richard III
Tommy Tuberville= Henry V
or Prospero
T. Bowden= Napolean
ReplyDeleteDynamite
ReplyDeleteGilbert Gottfried once had a girlfriend who told him, "kiss me where it smells" - so he took her to Tuscaloosa.
ReplyDeleteTerry Bowden- Oedipus
ReplyDeleteThe lead of my notes tomorrow will be an ode to HOTTIE hate.
ReplyDeleteJust watch.
Saban's last year at MSt was 1999.
ReplyDeleteSo much hated directed toward my school...
ReplyDeleteYet here I am throwing the hate right back at em.....
BRING IT ON!
Yes...Recruiting for Means wrapped up in Feb of 2000.
ReplyDeleteUrban Meyer= Richard II
ReplyDeleteLes Miles= Bottom
Bobby Petrino= Iago, Cassius, Brutus (pick em)
Rich Brooks= King Lear
Steve Spurrier=Macbeth
Mark Richt= The Constable in Henry V
Mark Richt=
So, by your logic no one knew of the money needed to buy Means until feb 2000?
ReplyDeleteUmm, ok.
FSJ- You are a brave man for hanging here. I'm starting to believe you are a closet Auburn fan posing as a bama fan to get attention :).
ReplyDeleteWell Chris, if you go by the timeline provided by Milton Kirk and Lang, then you would see that Saban was already in Louisiana. Since you brought it up if you have any proof to the contrary, please post it or email it to me.
ReplyDeleteMike Price= Friar Tuck
ReplyDeleteLOL Eddie...
ReplyDeleteNo chance of that. My sister is an Auburn fan though.
Don't know what happened to her. Only one in the family.
Epic.
ReplyDeleteSomeone pull my finger so I can let some of this UAT hate out.
ReplyDeleteI just want to know what football players were loading up on broccoli...I am going to hate on that guy!
ReplyDeleteI'll pull you finger just make sure you wipe your Nick Saban!
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've been eatin' all day ... but I just gotta get another helpin' of HATE
ReplyDeleteLord a-mercy, I feel my temperature risin'
ReplyDelete... I'm just a hunka, hunka burnin' HATE!!!!
Yep, Jet's back again ...
ReplyDeletedone with the coffee for tonight, but I did slip over to Starbucks and tried out the new Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate.
It's all right, but it ain't coffee.
Coffee = HATE Juice
What "greens" come in boxes?
ReplyDeleteFaker - Your sister is an Auburn fan? How have we missed that little detail so far?
This is what we hated on for our thanks giving supper
ReplyDeleteTurkey (1-smoked, 1-fried)
Dressing
Corn
Lady Finger Peas
Sweet Potatoes (1 w/Pecans, 1 w/Marshmellows)
Broccoli Casserole
Sister Shubert Yeast Rolls
7 Grain Bread
7 layered salad
Fruit Salad
jiblett gravy (no livers!)
regular gravy
Tea
Cokes
Cheesecake
Red Velvet Cake
Eclair Cake
Pound Cake
Chocolate Pie
You would think a team with ATM on the side of their helmet could buy better players.
ReplyDeleteFaker's sister is Al Borges' wife. Did you guys not know that?
ReplyDeleteMon droppin the Shocka'
ReplyDeleteI just hated on that open faced fried turkey sandwich
ReplyDeleteEICH BIEN EIN BAMMER HATER
ReplyDeleteAsk not what your Hotties can do for you. Ask how you can HATE for your Hotties.
ReplyDeleteYou know why I hate Bammer...
ReplyDeleteWhy Biscuithata? Why?
ReplyDeleteTuscaloosa inhabitants eat poop regularly.
ReplyDeleteYou guys know what? If Jan Terri was an herb or spice, she would be nutmeg.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing we have to HATE is UAT!
ReplyDeleteThat was the sign language sign for the number 7, Biscuit! LOL
ReplyDelete1) that dude with the bear bryant tattoo on his back.
ReplyDelete2) those two houndstooth whores
3) those two dudes with the tide boxes and the tp rolls on a stick
4) that guy from p'ville with the bammer mobile
5) the students who chest paint themselves EVERY game
6)the thought that a duck call is a legitimate way to taunt coach tuberville
7) 90K reds show up to watch a practice...
I can keep going to 92,128
I also hate em because of barack obammer
ReplyDeleteI HATE BAMA because in 1992 David Palmer got not one, but TWO DUI’s and the BAMA GRAD JUDGE gave him “youthful offender status” so he could play football for the Crimson Tide when they won the 1992 national championship.
ReplyDeleteI thought about making some decaf, but think I realized that would be like only disliking UAT.
ReplyDeleteThat would be unacceptable.
Only real coffee.
Only real hate.
I ain't drinking nothin but hateraid when it comes to hatin on the UAT elephants. I also HATE UAT because they still think war buzzard is funny. I HATE Bammer because they have an "angry" elephant roar to fire up the crowd. I HATE Bammer because 97% of their fans have absolutely no connection to the school other than Bear was there and they used to win.
ReplyDeleteElvis' Greatest Hits
ReplyDeleteAre You HATEful Tonight?
In the HATE-tto
I Can't Help Falling In HATE with UAT
Be Cruel
You Ain't Nothin' But a HATEdog
C'mon JD ... gimme some mo'
ReplyDeleteWe're goin' to HATE Vegas tonight!
Yes Monica...She was dropped on her head at a young age....
ReplyDeleteI love classical music, too.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite compose?
Ludwig von HATEhoven!
I hate BAMMER because they all "expect" to win national championships every year even when they're 6-6
ReplyDeleteI hate UAT because they still think that the fact that Tuberville has only one 1 SEC championship in the last 10 years and they've won one in the last 10 years means that they've been as dominant as AU in the 2000's
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ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving to all the HOTTIES..me and my dad's turkey turned out beautifully and I am still full so what a great day. Was up all night last night and have to work tomorrow so good night ya'll..I hate BAMA..
ReplyDeleteStairway to HATIN'
ReplyDeleteI HATE Alabama
Can't Get No HATE-isfaction
Actually, my sister was real scientific in how she picked her team....
ReplyDeleteShe liked Auburn's colors better. WTH?
What about Hate Jude?
ReplyDeleteWartiger is a turkey smokin' maniac ... get some rest ... well deserved!
ReplyDeleteYesterhate by the Beatles
ReplyDeleteA good Hate in the life the Beatles
Purple Hate by Jimmy Hendrix
Hateel California by the Eagles
Whole lot of Hatin goin on by Jerry Lee Louis
ReplyDeleteTime to shake up the Magic H8 Ball again ...
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Are the HOTTIES gonna slow down this evening?
Answer: My sources say NO ... they're gonna HATE ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
HATE, Rattle and Roll!
ReplyDeleteLove and Hatinness by Al Green
ReplyDeleteBlue Hate Shoes by Carl "Stewart" Perkins
Hate Suff by Donna Summers
Little Red Corhate by Prince
UAT's so weak they wanna party like it's 1979.
ReplyDeleteJet...I'll settle for partying like it's 1999.
ReplyDeleteWell, your sister is good people. You should listen to her in all your big life decisions.
ReplyDeleteUh oh...Too late.
ReplyDeleteSo what's Jay G gonna say about the HABOTN Hatin' Hotties?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinkin' it's Eddie's GPS on the Trail of Hate.
Monica ... WOW on the new image.
ReplyDeleteYou're always the clubhouse leader in that tournament.
I'm ready to join the Lucky 7 Club. Aren't you?
ReplyDeleteA word about WARTIGER ... was here at midnight, then stayed up all night smoking turkeys on the grill, then back in here today.
ReplyDeleteDesire, Discipline, Determination = WARTIGER
Notes from HATEstock ...
ReplyDeleteEddie was the first change his name, I believe.
StevefromColumbia has tried to get us to be nice to Bambi.
FSJ has slowly intensified his rhetoric.
Jet:
ReplyDeleteHATE is good.
What's everyone doing tomorrow? Working? Fun? Hatin?
ReplyDeleteFSJ ... we knew you were a HATA ... just the wrong kind ... that's all right ... come on in ... water's just fine.
ReplyDeleteHeadin' to Lake Martin to Jet's Family Hate-a-Palooza ... where Jet's AU Jihad (bro, son, six nephews -- not counting other various fam members, such as Mrs. Jet, daughter, sis, sis in law, et. al) will be meetin', eatin', playin' football, and above all else, HATIN' UAT.
ReplyDeleteSo "Steve from Columbia" is really "Hanoi Steve"?
ReplyDeleteTrying to avoid going shopping with Mrs. Faker
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good time, Jet.
ReplyDeleteomg Faker - Good Luck. There's no way I'd go shopping on Black Friday.
ReplyDeleteTotal fest ... we'll put on T-shirts for the game ... one team wearing blue shirts and orange shorts ... the other wearing white over blue.
ReplyDeletelast year ... had a PA system with my bro announcing ... signs on the deck HATIN' on everybody in the game.
She doesn't understand the concept of NO.
ReplyDeleteNO means NO!!!
Just don't refer to yourself in third person in front of the fam, Jet.
ReplyDeleteFSJ ... I'd be fakin anything and everything to get out of shopping. Had to go to MIchael's 2nite with the spousal unit ... bad enough ... going shopping ... not being with spouse ... love her.
ReplyDeleteNo doesn't mean no if you go.
ReplyDeleteMy Jihadis call me their Leader.
ReplyDeleteHOTTIES = The Weapon of Mass Hate
ReplyDeleteSweet hate filled dreams to you all. I'll be back for more hatin' tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteMonica ... sorry about the 3rd person ... Jet ... Jet means ... I mean ... I can get a little self absorbed.
ReplyDeleteI'm just trying to HATE BAMA.
Sorry all my hata's I had to hate on some pecan pie!
ReplyDeleteI've had 3.14 pieces of pie today.
ReplyDeletethat's basically Pie squared...
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ReplyDeleteTexas A&M isn't all that good...
ReplyDeleteit's gettin weak...
ReplyDeleteaight i'll hate w/yall lato we're going to watch Iron Man...
ReplyDeleteLooks like it's time to take it in ... get some rest ... get up early and start HATIN' again in the a.m.
ReplyDeleteWar Eagle. God Bless America. Hate Bama.
Would anybody like to talk about football tomorrow? Or basketball? Or anything like that?
ReplyDeleteOh, and I hate Bama. And I hate Bama Fans. I hate Bryant Denny Stadium. Bear Bryant. Nick Saban. Their uniforms. Crimson. White. Their "National Championships*." Their arrogance. Their obnoxiousness. Their idiocy. I hate everytime I walk into a bammer's house, I detect the faint smell of a concoction of Jack Daniel's, Beanie Weenies, crystal meth, and Domestic Violence. I hate houndstooth. I hate elephants. I hate listening to bammers trash talk after six in a row, and soon to be SEVEN...
ReplyDeleteI hate Alabama.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!
Now, I've gotta go and fill up Nick Saban's momma's water dish.
Happy Iron Bowl Eve everyone!!! I am liking the feel I am getting from reading articles about this Auburn. Sure, many pick the Tide to win, but it seems that the team believes. I predict this game will be close.
ReplyDeleteI just ran across one of the most rational reasons Auburn must win. Has anyone not noticed that the decline of the economy has been directly tied to the decline of the Auburn football team? Yes, that is correct. If you love your country, if you want to keep your job, if you want to be able to have a good Christmas, Auburn must win!!!
ReplyDeleteI guess that means Auburn pays it's players. They are on strike because Lowder has had a bad year.
ReplyDeleteI'm one HATING Bama fan right now....
ReplyDeleteI'm hating bama as I wait in line for a $5 gift certificate at belks at freaking dark 30.
ReplyDeleteSomebody tell me when the bama leisure suit came back in style. I hate bama more than ever. Let's beat their ace tomorrow.
Eddie ...
ReplyDeleteGod bless you.
Slept in until 6:35 ... got the coffee goin', and it's time to oil up the HATE machine.
About to go hit a golf course this morning in the Noog. Then, it's back to the capital city for me as I prepare for Saturday's Gridiron Breakdown. We are taking listener picks throughout the show, so call in 347-826-9452 and weigh in with us. www.blogtalkradio.com/gridironbreakdown is the show link. We start the show at 9:30 am CST.
ReplyDeleteJim Cantori is the guest weather guy on the TODAY show ...
ReplyDeleteHe's headin' to Tuscaloosa next for the HATE-a-cane that's about to blow through.
Mr. S- nooga is my home turf. What course you end up playing?
ReplyDeleteHave fun and safe journey's.
Hate bama!!!!!
Eddie,
ReplyDeleteWe are heading to the Concourse (I think). Wish me luck.
Good luck Mr. S....today.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow: PAIN....
Concourse=pinoaks
ReplyDeletei love the smell of hate in the morning. it smells of victory.
ReplyDeleteI'm selling my old tractor. It runs good but.The only problems are it is missing the seat and the steering wheel. But, it's perfect for the man who has lost his ass and don't know which way to turn.
ReplyDeletePackin' up the cleats, the knee braces, the eye black ... gettin' ready for the game today at my sister's house ... THE HATE BY THE LAKE.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't hear from me, you'll know I'm in surgery.
Otherwise, I'll check in around 9 p.m.