3.20.2009

RoF Inductions

Welcome everyone to our second Ring of Fire inductions. We began with 11 hardcore HOTTIES, then added three (Sensi, Peter and WarEagleRK) during the fall.

Now it's time to recognize more greatness.

The HABOTN has seen incredible growth during the past nine months. We cracked the 1,000,000-hit plateau in January and, in my opinion, comments never have been better. It's a credit to all HOTTIES. Some have gone above and beyond HOTTIEDOM, though, and they now move into the Ring of Fire:

  • eddie4au: A man with a wealth of practical Auburn information based on his time on the "inside." He provides a level-headed approach to all football discussions. He also likes Disney World.

  • Monica: Perhaps the most enthusiastic HOTTIE around, Monica is quick to greet newcomers and adds depth to any discussion -- regardless of how tangential it becomes. An accomplished linker as well.

  • Fake Steve Jobs (aka FSJ): The first Alabama fan indicted inducted into the Ring of Fire, FSJ shows his Crimson support without being heavy-handed. He's reasonable with his words and deeds. His diplomacy has played a key role in the HABOTN emerging as a pocket of rational Auburn discussion.

  • AUBigCat: Perhaps the most aptly named HOTTIE, AUBigCat also adds sensibility to athletic discussions. He's always in a good mood. You'll get no angry smack-talk from this Cat. He's here for the fellowship, not the hatin'.

  • michael: Perhaps the most misunderstood HOTTIE, michael is (nearly) omnipresent and brings a truly unique perspective to all discussions. I have no idea what he's talking about at times. You have no idea what he's talking about at times. Still, his humorous delivery makes the message delicious all the same.

  • barkley for governor: His contributions often are subtle. He's not one for grandstanding, causing a scene or lobbing salvos at The Bad Guys (whomever they may be). Whether it's men's hoops, women's hoops, football, baseball or a hastily called Campfire, bark is there to participate. He's 1991 Horace Grant.

  • DennyCrum A most dedicated HOTTIE, Denny Crum shows his support in a variety of subtle ways. He doesn't dabble with rumors and innuendo. DennyCrum wants to talk about what he sees on the field/floor/pool. He wants results. His idealistic approach toward Auburn provides an everyday reminder of how fun it is to be a fan.

  • Steve from Columbia (aka Steve FC) SteveFC is the outlier, the uncle you don't understand, the college classmate who rambles in a way that makes you think: No way he's sober. Maybe he is. SteveFC is always good for an unusual theory or idea or rumor. Is he out of his mind? Hell if I know. I'm just glad he shares with us.

  • Kristina: Her participation arrives in bursts, but her contributions are unmistakeable. The Zookeeper's willingness to accept playful jabs and respond with mildly harmful zingers has endeared her to dozens. Also founder of the HABOTN Hotties Facebook group.

  • Jet (aka Jet G. Ate, Jet Jetarsky) The pride of east Vaughngomery, Jet provides deep insight into all sports issues. He hates Alabama. Still, he doesn't let that deep discontent affect his entire view. Jet's posts are loaded with interesting references that I often miss on first read.

YAY FOR OUR NEW SUPERSTARS!

177 comments:

  1. I'll be adding a new RoF member every few minutes ...

    Hint: We have 10.

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  2. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

    Unexpected, but i'm very proud of this achievement. Ranks up there as one of the highest goals attained!

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  3. Eddie,,,eddie,eddie,eddie

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  4. This is so exciting.

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  5. Congrats Eddie. We were all counting on you.

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  6. HIGH FIVE AND BIG HUGS, EDDIE!!!

    This makes me smile huge. :-D

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  7. EDUARDO!!!

    Well deserved!!!

    My original welcome wagon to HABOTN!

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  8. eddie4au

    Welcome to the HoF!

    Jacket forthcoming!!!!

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  9. WWOOOWWHHHOOO EDDIE! :)

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  10. Funny thing is that Dear Leader was still very close to adding substance to this thread.

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  11. tick tick tick....

    oh the suspense!!!!

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  12. Congratulations to our newest RoF member: Monica!

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  13. Sincere congrats guys!!!!

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  14. Monica ...

    I knew you were in. Truly, you are now Queen of tha Hotties!

    Long live Omnica!

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  15. Monnie Love

    Hell yes!

    You finally made it.... 90% of the Vote.... wowo!!!!

    Congrats!!!

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  16. Thanks all. It's tough lately with all the work things going on and not staying up late due to the workouts. But you know I will always be around to talk football!

    By the way, it has been a great exprience to make friends from this board that share the same passion. Thanks for bringing us all together Jay.

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  17. Monica - The Queen of the HABOTN

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  18. MOnica, Mono, Mon.....

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  19. Monica was the first to welcome me, something you never forget.

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  20. CONGRATS & HIGH FIVES TO MONICA!!!!!!!!!

    Well Deserved.

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  21. ok remaining HOF inductees.... i have to run see that man about a dog and be back on in an hour to personally congrat everyone!!!

    HOTTIE Love to all!!!!

    PEACE Y

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  22. wtc and mon-thanks for the kind words about me when i was at lunch. It made me feel good inside. Or it could have been the Mexican food. That was probably it. The mexican food

    congrats eddie and monica

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  23. *blush* and speechless (mark this date)

    Thank you, Jay G. and my family of Hotties. :-)

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  24. ehyoutiger
    pull up a chair and grab a beer and I will show you something you will never forget... =0)

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  25. It takes a chair?!?

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  26. Leader, I'm scared to know

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  27. Congratulations to our newest RoF member: Fake Steve Jobs (aka FSJ)

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  28. My little paragraph makes me laugh! It's delightful. :-D Greg is going to be so proud of me. I think this calls for a new tiara.

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  29. Congrats Monica and Eddie.

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  30. Please say FAKER is here now...

    This will make his life complete to be the only bammer RoFer!!! HOW PERFECT! SNORT!

    Wow, and I was having a kind of bummer day. Now a good day.

    Congrats, Faker!

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  31. FSJ ... a controversial choice -- with all the steroid allegations, not to mention the shenanigans in Gadsden.

    Just kidding about the steroids, FSJ. Congrats.

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  32. Every time FSJ is around, I feel bad about hating Baba. He's alright in my book.

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  33. CONGRATULTIONS:

    EDDIE!!!!

    MONNIE!!!!!!

    FSJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  34. Congrats to the new inductees....but watchout for preparation H....it brings an end to the ring of fire

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  35. Well I'll Be...

    FSJ... I never Knew...

    Congrats!!!!

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  36. i really want to give Mon a high five, but i'll give her a fist bump instead! ;)

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  37. I'm not sure how many times I've congratulated a UA supporter, but cudos are definitely in order.

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  38. ehyou ...

    don't go that far ... he's an OK guy, but it's always good to hate Bama.

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  39. FSJ just seems like an obvious pick, but I'm still a little uneasy with the thought of an infidel in the ROF, even if he happens to be my most well liked infidel.

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  40. ehyou - were you here before their two loses at the end of the season?
    ;-)

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  41. it is kinda weird isn't it mrtommyd? he deserves it, though. a big war eagle to FSJ!

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  42. Congratulations to our newest RoF member: AUBigCat!

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  43. Congrats Monica. We were all counting on you.

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  44. Congrats FSJ. We were all counting on you.

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  45. Congrats to the Cat!

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  46. Congrats AUBigCat. We were all counting on you.

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  47. FSJ is truly a good sport, and fair, and all the other things you don't expect from a Bammer. And that's because he's NOT a Bammer. But it still feels a little weird

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  48. Anonymous2:25 PM

    Congrats Eddie, Monica, FSJ and now Bigcat......well deserved.

    If FSJ is around is Kristina nearby?

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  49. Weird how it feels nice to be recoginized for absolutely nothing

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  50. mon, let's hear it for the queen! my role model!
    Also Big Cat, and I guess i"ll congratulate the infidel!

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  51. Congratulations to our newest RoF member: Michael!

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  52. Big B!!! Congrats. B always has an even temperament and I envy that. CONGRATS!

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  53. I feel so under-dressed for the occasion.

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  54. mihclea !!!!

    I would congratulate you, but you are beyond that.

    How 'bout a hug?

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  55. Congrats Michael. Everyone was counting on you!

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  56. Way to go Mikl!!!
    Congrats.

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  57. Congrats Michael. We were all counting on you.

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  58. WEG :-) THANKS!!! ha

    Michael - this is way better than a shout out on the Roundtable. And you didn't even have to do it yourself. Ya supah freak. CONGRATS!

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  59. michael....what can I say? congrats

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  60. I fully expect Michael's acceptance speech to be in Korean with Dear Leader interpreting.

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  61. Big cat and the headless guys...

    so fitting...

    way to go...

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  62. Congrats me. We were all counting on you.

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  63. i want to thank Jan Terri for making everything Michael ever wanted come true. she truly is behind his genius!

    congrats dude!

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  64. Anonymous2:29 PM

    Michael..congrats dude! Michael hasn't seen humor he couldn't master or puppets that didn't hate.

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  65. Congratulations to all of the new RoF members. My first ceremony of inductees to the RoF. Stay clean don't do drugs.

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  66. I'd like to thank Michael for making me only the 2nd weirdest person on here. That truly deserves recognition.

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  67. But seriously, what the heck am I ever talking about? asdkasdfjh ? Can I still be considered misunderstood when I don't understand it myself? I just write words, stuff happens, just livin the life, baby!

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  68. You guys ready for a RoF upset?

    This guy generally doesn't get the credit he deserves, but that's changing.

    Congratulations to our newest RoF member: Barkley for Governor!

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  69. Congrats Barkley. We were all counting on you.

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  70. Congatswerltkj Micehal¡¡¡

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  71. Congrats Barkley for Gov. I really like your new show, "The Haney Project". Keep up the good work!

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  72. and the experts said it would never happen!!!!!!!!!!

    barkley!!!!!!!!!!! props homie!

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  73. I LOVE THIS ROF'ER!!!!

    CONGRATS, BARK! Bark had to live in Tuscaloosa and he made it out!

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  74. Michael- if anybody understands being misunderstood, it's your good buddy Harrison. Understand?

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  75. Good to see the recent unpleasantness (Gill-gate, and ... well, you know) wasn't held against Barkley by the voters.


    Congrats to Barkley!!!

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  76. Barkley is Horace? Congrats Mr. Governor!!!

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  77. Gill-gate. All is forgiven.

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  78. way to go gov. barkley!

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  79. Harrison - I have bad news for you. You're not nearly as freaky as you think you are. You're just...ya know...pocket protector.

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  81. is 'pocket protector' an adjective? hmmmmm.....

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  82. Congratulations to our newest RoF member: DennyCrum!

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  83. Harrison - clear as crystal Pepsi.

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  84. Congrats Crum. We were all counting on you.

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  85. No really Barkley is Horace?

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  86. Do have to have a pocket protector if you got a hole in your pocket?

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  87. RoF induction and now you turn on your boy? I knew something was up when you said you hated high fives.

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  88. I'm not going to out Bark.

    He may or may not wear goggles when he hoops.

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  89. Denny Crum ... a gentleman, a scholar, a tactician, a truly deserving recipient of this honor.

    Congrats to Denny.

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  90. Congratulations Coach Crum!!!!

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  91. love Denny's long journals and then he's gone...congrats!

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  92. Congrats Denny!!!!

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  93. there's a hole in my pocket allright. but it's for other reasons

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  94. Only three to go. The suspense is palpable.

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  95. it is nice to have a legend on board the HABOTN. denny crum......congrats.

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  96. You better be really darn if you're gonna wear goggles when you hoop.

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  97. nice. Denny CRum uses big fancy words and still doesn't call me dumb or anything. Good for him!

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  98. Congrats Denny Crum. Is he the REAL Denny Crum?

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  99. Congrats Denny. He's my pal. :-)


    Harry - I'm not turning on you. I've known you were and called you pocket protect from the beginning. I even asked you if your lab coat had a PP. Remember? Never doubt my affection for you, Sheldon.

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  100. I am pretty darn, ehyou

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  101. Whether or not he is the real Denny is something all Hotties must answer for themselves, digger.

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  102. Harry - holes in your pockets get your visiting day privileges revoked. Remember that for when you're doing federal time.

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  103. Dam keyboard. When will my thoughts be instantly displayed?

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  104. Harrison nothing better than getting cloths and toy for christmas. A pair of pants with a hole in the pocket.

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  105. Congratulations to our newest RoF member: SteveFC!

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  106. ok Mon. we cool dawg. fist bump. Randy Jackson smiles

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  107. SteveFC ...

    I couldn't have describe you any better. Congrats on your well deserved enshrinement.

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  108. Congrats Steve!!!!

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  109. Understand Micheal one of life's mystories

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  110. Digger will be our first DOM inductee. law law law

    Congrats Steve! Your dog will be so proud of you.

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  111. steve from columbia.......way to bring it to alabama!

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  112. Congrats to the new RoF inductees...Mon-well deserved girl..nicely done...

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  113. Congrats Steve. We may never see eye to eye, but I always love the back and forth.

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  114. bringing the heat all the way from South Carolina. good job SFC!

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  115. Congrats SteveFC. We were all counting on you.

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  116. Congratulations to our newest RoF member: Kristina!

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  117. Congrats Khristeenuh. We were all counting on you.

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  118. Kristina ...

    Congrats Zookeeper!

    Good to see the Lady HOTTIES represent.

    Well deserved.

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  119. ha, I like the "ccept playful jabs and respond with mildly harmful zingers" line

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  120. Kristina! woooooo-hoooooo!

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  121. Can we have 2 queens? Way to go Kristina!!

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  122. Monica,
    We may have to explain DOM to these knuckle draggers

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  123. nice work Kristina..time for her to pop op say a few witty lines and leave.....starting.....now!

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  124. I'm thinking the best part of this entire induction are Jay's bio's. They are most yummy. Absolute perfection.

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  125. Only one slot remaining.

    Who could it be?

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  126. Congrats Kristina!

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  127. there is only one queen, and that's me sister.

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  128. Congratulations Steve!!!

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  129. Congrat Kristina go girl.

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  130. Time to bring it on home, with Big Daddy....

    drum roll

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  131. One left I believe?

    Drumroll please.

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  132. Congrats Kristina and i'm guessing JET.

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  133. I am going with flute trill instead of drumroll

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  134. Congratulations to our newest RoF member: Jet!

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  135. Congrats Kristina!!

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  136. It's that dude whose writing skills are second only to Daddy Bear himself.

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  137. Congrats JET!!!!!!!!!

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  138. Well done Jet!!!!!!

    A big mid-air chest bump to you, sir.

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  139. Congrats Jet. We were all counting on you.

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  140. You like me! You really like me!

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  141. Dr Jetarsky the great Senator from Westwood, I salute you!! And Hate Bama with you!

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  142. of course it's Jet! I mean can you even imagine HABOTN without Jet??? I know I can't and I know I wouldn't want to.

    Congrats, Jet!
    Hugs and yes kisses!!

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  143. Congrat Jet way to go man or ....

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  144. Awesome additions to the RoF, pretty varied group from Denny who is always on point with very insightful posts to Micheal who I'm not sure has ever been on point in his entire life.

    Congrats everyone.

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  145. I have to run. Congrats again to all, but it's time to head to the house. Look forward to the HABOTN coverage on the game tonight since that is all we will be getting :)!!!

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  146. Congrats to all. All well deserved. I'm humbled to be in the same grouping with all of you.

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  147. Let's have a campfire.

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  148. I am soaring high with Jet! Congrats for representing the gump!

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  149. I am the most insightful person here, wakerider. But the insight is often into your own mind, man.

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  150. good to see somebody that loves to hate make it to the top. you are an inspiration. if you believe that kind of crap

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  151. What a Ring we have here!!!!! The Hottest of the Hotties anywhere on the net. I'm glad to have wandered into this, you kids are great!

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  152. JET JET JET JET!!!!!! nice work.

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  153. To enter this august body ... with this incredible class of inductees ... well, today ... today ... today ... I consider myself ... self ... self ... the luckiest man ... man ... man ... of the face of the earth ... earth ... earth.

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  154. If you all do have a campfire soon, I'll just send the congrats and best wishes there. Unfortunately "The Man" doesn't like campfires in this office.

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  155. Congratulations to a very deserving group of RoF inductees. And Jay G, the synopsis of each were dead on.

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  156. Well done all...

    keep up the good work... or lack of depending on what you really should be doing instead of bloggin.....


    DL

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  157. WOW!!! Congrats to all of my fellow Spr 09 ROF inductees!! You guys help make this place AUsome! Thanks for all the personal congrats. It's nice to be wanted... in the "we're glad you're around" sense not the "I play football for UA and have the criminal record to prove it" sense.
    Just a little hate from the Cat that not here for the hatin' :)

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  158. Wow....I am shocked and very honored.

    Thanks to all the Hotties for the well wishes.

    Congrats to my fellow inductees.

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  159. Wow...sorry Spring Break has had me in and out of town this week.

    Thanks Jay G and all the Hotties and Congrats to all the new RoF inductees!!

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  160. Congrats to all the new inductees. Well deserved. You guys make this place what it is!

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  161. Big ups and congrats to all in the rof.

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  162. Oh my!!! I can't believe it. I didn't think I would make this. I have been so busy and visited so infrequently lately that I thought I would be squashed. It does seem that Jay G has a good handle on my insanity. I must be mature and respond with takes one to know one or something else mature like that. I know you are but what am I seems a bit childish:) Thank you for this honor and congrats to the other new ROF members. Together, we shall overcome.

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  163. As for the other inducties, eddie is the anti-me. I provide the alternative to Monica's depth. FSJ? A Bamer!!! No way!!! Diplomacy, we don't need no stinking diplomacy!!! Yea, BigCat provides sensibility, but I admire him most for his role on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Michael, a fellow geek. We could use more geeks. Now, Barkley I understand, but man, that name Barkley just makes me cringe. Denny provides some great insight. Kristina is a babe. I am for babes. Jet is one of my favorites because of his contributions to the Auburn Basketball team by jumping off the Lebo bandwagon.

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