Never mind that it was snowing in Auburn yesterday and basketball season is in full swing.We've got football news.
Defensive end Antonio Coleman has been named to the Lombardi Award Watch List for the 2009 season. Yep, the one that starts six months from now. The Rotary Club of Houston generated this list based on returning players who populated All-American or All-Conference lists.
Anyway, Coleman's junior season included 46 tackles, a team-high six sacks and 10.5 tackles for loss. He was named the SEC's Defensive Lineman of the Week following Auburn's 14-12 victory over Tennessee on Sept. 27.
Full disclosure: I'm a Lombardi Award voter.
Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University
Don't get all hysterical: we don't have anything to worry about until he is on the Lombardi Award Warning List.
ReplyDeleteThat colon should have been a semicolon. Sorry Jay.
ReplyDeleteIf you get colon cancer and they remove half your colon, do you then have a semicolon?
Technically 3, but I'm going for 2 since I'm only the second actual individual.
ReplyDeleteYou aren't afraid to ask the tough questions, michael. I like that about you.
ReplyDeleteI would delete one of my posts to make you 2 for real, but there is too much substance in them.
ReplyDeleteI wanna see a Michael vs. Dear Leader speed round. Who truly is the fastest?
ReplyDeleteTrue enough Captain Boxhead. There's indeed a great deal of substance. And, not to be a copycat but I too like that you're not afraid to hit us with the in depth questions.
ReplyDeleteYou're a credit to something.
I think Dear Leader has a lot more wins than me. I also think he purposefully doesn't try to win sometimes, whereas I always try to win. I probably get the most wins when I am hanging out at work late and no one else is watching.
ReplyDeleteAs far as who is fastest if they both see a new post at the same time, I think no one can beat my nonsense posts.
I am a credit to end of the day lightheadedness due to looking at a computer screen for 8 hours, gatiger.
ReplyDeleteJay, you should keep stats on "first" posters. Make it a competition.
It's "kalsjd lajs asjdlka sd"
ReplyDeletevs.
"substance"
I actually started a facebook group years ago where all we did was talk in gibberish like that. It was pretty hot for a month or so. Then no one had anything else to say.
ReplyDeleteDefine "pretty hot".
ReplyDeleteI think it means that he posted to it quite a bit and then realized that no one else was participating.
ReplyDeleteAs in people other than me actually got on there and wrote nonsense. Certainly not HABOTN hot. Just pretty hot. An example of the interchange:
ReplyDeletePost #1
Sarah wroteon October 5, 2005 at 10:22am
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Shannon (Atlanta, GA) replied to Amy's poston October 5, 2005 at 12:20pm
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Ha! I knew gatiger's take would be the most common one, and I snuffed it out before knowing he posted it. That's why they call me the jasf asdlfsdggsdfltisdtweig gjsdfjg jhg!
ReplyDeletefacebook is quickly rising up the list of things i really hate. along with bears, puppets, sharks, and vegetables
ReplyDeleteJet, you in here? after supporting Lebo for so long, (we both think he can coach), we both jumped off that bandwagon. Since that time, 2-5 in the SEC I beleive, he is 6-1. Wassup w/ that. I'm not jumpin back on that wagon until I see next years team.
ReplyDeleteBeating bama will be a tall order. We usually don't play well in Colemen.
Noone else is particpating?
ReplyDeleteKinda like this blog right now? It's a three-man show.
OK. Now the peeps come out.
ReplyDeleteHarrison, I consider you a close friend that I have never met, so take this in the best way: America would not be the best nation in the world if we didn't have Shark Week. You should be ashamed of your opposition.
ReplyDeleteDear Leader has inside info on the coming posts.
ReplyDeleteThat facebook group still has 16 members... but no new posts since August 2006.
ReplyDeleteInside info? You mean scoop Jaybar style?
ReplyDeleteI prefer Shark Life. It's a lot more scary.
ReplyDeleteSo jay I know you will be voting for kosy coleman right...you have no choice in the matter.....well maybe you could vote for someone else, but we would never forgive you..Lol
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy sharks on tv, but i enjoy most everything on a tv screen. I just don't ever want to meet a shark in person. you think we can start that comedy troupe Jay wants us to start without ever meeting?
ReplyDeleteMan, Jaybar's scoop made me see the light on the campfires. Before that, I was sort of indifferent to their value. Nothing compares to Jaybar quoting Grape Slush.
ReplyDeleteHarrison - I don't know. We would have to also find a manager neither one of us has ever met, because we should only have to worry about the content. Managers usually require face to face meetings. I think that would probably be the sticking point
ReplyDelete'bummer - I think Jaybar may very well have been Tuberville himself. He had inside info that even put Brad Lester to shame.
I banned myself from ever typing LOL in response to my own comment when I was 15. I think it's hardened me and made me a stronger person.
ReplyDeleteHey Jay G. Any news on PPL injury rehab or young Savage..how they doin?
ReplyDeletesorry if you are too cool for LOL ...big man
ReplyDeleteIf Jaybar was Tubs, I'm Harper Lee...
ReplyDeleteand before you go on a rant...i was just messin around...dont take it personal
ReplyDeleteI didn't say I was cool...In fact, I thing of myself as the opposite of cool....Big, maybe, but 40 I am not.
ReplyDeleteme, rant? I don't rant. Rave, maybe, but not rant.
ReplyDelete40 i am not...thats classic
ReplyDeleteI want the manager from Flight of the Conchords,Murray.
ReplyDeletemid level abatement = 62 degrees by Friday
ReplyDeleteHarrison what do you hate about bears?
You want him in what sense?
ReplyDeleteBears eat people
ReplyDeleteDo you hate everything that eats people? What do you hate about vegies?
ReplyDeleteBears eat dumb people.
ReplyDeleteFixed.
Yes I do Mon. I have decided that I will not die by being eaten. so i dont go where bears, sharks, tigers, gators/crocs or anything else lives
ReplyDeletei just don't really like vegetables. I like meat and candy and beer
ReplyDeleteHarrison = an entire chapter to himself
ReplyDeleteI'm on Hour Five of the satellite installation.
ReplyDeleteProblems we've already encountered:
a.) They don't install over-the-air antennae. That's my problem, though I asked two different Dish Network people about this.
b.) To avoid a $5.99/mo. charge, you must have a hard-wired phone line near each receiver. I don't. That's a charge.
c.) They don't provide HDMI or component cables.
d.) More fun to come, I'm sure.
Harrison, I like your diet. I'll add some potatoes to it just for the color ya know? Then that'd be just about all I'd need.
ReplyDelete"No seeums", the little things that get ya.
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ReplyDeleteso JG......have you sent your ballot in for Antonio Coleman yet? it's never too early.
ReplyDeletejust sayin'.
Anyone else hear that WR Jay Wisner, is going to enroll this sumnmer?
ReplyDeleteQuikc little juco white boy
Jay G - you haven't even gotten to the part where they say they have to wear a dress for a month to avoid the $10.45/mo No-drag Charge.
ReplyDeleteHarrison - The only animals I hate are penguins. They are so smug.
Quick little juco white boy = wow, the offers must have been pouring in.
ReplyDeleteB.J Chitty say Auburn and Alabama lead for him...I think i know which way this one will end up :(
ReplyDeletei bet penguins are delicious.
ReplyDeleteHarrison, you know Penguins taste like Panda's. If prepared properly of course.
ReplyDeleteMy most sincere apology for the improper punctuation. Pandas.
ReplyDeletei hear manatees are delish
ReplyDeleteI thought Montgomery was eligible for locals on Dish?
ReplyDeleteManatee, or Sea Cow as they're often called make a great kabob.
ReplyDeleteArkansas QB...Ryan Mallet got put inthe slammer for intoxication ahahahahah
ReplyDeletemmmmm seacow ahhhhh (Homer Simpson voice)
ReplyDeleteJay G, you covering the baseball game on Wednesday? I'm not even going to ask about Tuesday, as I know the answer already. :-)
ReplyDeleteBy the way,
ReplyDeleteAuburn leads the SEC in dingers with 17 so far. Pretty much the only statistical category that they're ahead in. I mentioned this last week, but they really do remind me of the 2008 Florida Marlins.
PF - I caught your TPC videos. That's a great memory for you.
ReplyDeletethat wasn't me that posted about a video. All I have are stories.
ReplyDeleteHmm...who was that then. But, point being, do I remember correctly the exchange where you had a round there? I'd like that for sure.
ReplyDeleteYeah. I played there. I think it was Harrison in the video. Don't quote me on that, though, I ain't said s@#t.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely some sweet memories. I feel fortunate to have had a round there (especially given the hook up I got!).
Gangland, on the History Channel, is a good show.
ReplyDeleteI think you're right, it was Harrison. I also like me some Gangland, I find it very educational since I hope to be a thug one day.
ReplyDeleteThugs may be the only one's with jobs soon. Looks like you're a step ahead of the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteWe're watching our DVR from last night's SNL Best of Tracy Morgan. He's about to give Shaq a whippin' for coming home late. Funny stuff.
ReplyDeleteThen I'm hitting the sack. Hasta manana Hotties.
you guys missed out, two and a half men was hilarious tonight.
ReplyDeleteGood news: Remember The Titans is on.
ReplyDeleteWe want some mo! We want so mo!
European football update ...
ReplyDeleteHome Team 5, Robert E. Lee 0!!!
First win and first goals of the season.
darn I missed it, Barkley - That show cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteBears eat SLOW dumb people. The really fast dumb people have a fair shot.
ReplyDeleteWasn't King Dunlap on the Lombardi Watch List? As I recall, he took it literally, watching defensive linemen blow past him on a regular basis until they got a good idea and benched him.
ReplyDeleteRemember that slow dumb guy and his girlfriend? The guy who kept going back to Alaska? Alaskan bear had a nice meal off those two.
ReplyDeleteSponge ...
ReplyDeleteI'm firmly off the Lebo bandwagon ... seems to be working for him ... and for me ... Uncle Fester's gotta go!!!
If we beat bama tomorrow night, do you guys think there's a chance Beard-Eaves could be sold out Saturday?
ReplyDeleteThe Bachelor is a big dummy.
ReplyDeleteI like to pretend nobody actually watches the bachelor.
ReplyDeleteHope so, Barkley.
please tell me you don't watch that show?
ReplyDeletepuppets eat more people than bears. it's just that they eat peoples' souls.
ReplyDeleteScott your right on the soul eating, and its a big problem for Law enforcement, because the devouring of soles leaves little evidence. Its even harder on prosecutors.
ReplyDeleteThe worst nightmare I have ever had involved puppets... I would appreciate it if you would refrain from all the puppet talk...
ReplyDeleteI haven't slept in days because of it....
ha Miller
ReplyDeleteScott in Tucson did you get my email?
It also involved a fried egg, sunny side up and a hatchet...
ReplyDeleteTo this day I can't eat fried eggs.
Yeah, plus puppets are perverts.
ReplyDeleteI am ashamed you have any knowledge of the Bachelor, Jay. Bad form.
i want football
ReplyDeleteTim and eric's awesome show great job has some VERY creepy puppets. I'm ready for FOOTBALL as well.
ReplyDeleteI'm off to try to sleep... if I can get these dang puppets out of my head...
ReplyDeletemorning hotties,
ReplyDeleteonly 30 sec left on my internet time.
yáll have a great day!!!
and WARRRRRRR EAGLE!!!!
Good morning, Hotties.
ReplyDeleteSince our earlier thread turned into T.M.I. Fest, I have decided to open this thread to discuss the upcoming Auburn-Alabama men's game.
I'm not sure if I hate I missed that or if I'm glad!
hi mon. got the email. i haven't dedicated much time to the facebook thing. will work on it tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteMorning Hotties, a good day to you all.
ReplyDeleteJet grounded today ... cold, sore throat.
ReplyDeleteCold medicine, here we come.
Sorry you're not feeling well, Jet. Take some Nyquil and hit the sofa with a blankie and the remote control!
ReplyDeleteI watched my first and last 15 minutes of The Bachelor last night.
ReplyDeleteand probably your last?
ReplyDeleteoops! I didn't see the "last" in your post! I need coffee!
ReplyDeleteJet - sluggish, like a wet sponge?
ReplyDeleteJGT - I must say I'm a bit surprised it took all of 15 minutes to make the determination. We'll blame it on the stye.
LOL, gatiger. The Bachelor is most definitely a show for chicks.
ReplyDeleteMonica said...
ReplyDeleteI like to pretend nobody actually watches the bachelor.
Monica, do you think less of me because I do?
The Bachelor = bad show. Thankfully the wife agrees with me.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I learned today that BackSpin is BACK on Sirius/XM.
ReplyDeleteOld school rap lives on at 039.
I'm overjoyed.
Jay, I hear you do a mean seawalk.
ReplyDeletewhat the heck is a seawalk?
ReplyDeleteReally it's called the C-Walk, but some people's version looks like they were trying to do it underwater, hence Seawalk.
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ReplyDeleteC-Walk
ReplyDeleteDisclaimer, I haven't watched this youtube clip so I don't know if it's work appropriate.
For some reason I keep getting a "www.blogger.com" inserted in my links. Luv, I can't help you.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of the C-walk either. Demonstrate. ;-)
ReplyDeleteLuv I would but somehow that might be a hazard, not only to myself, but those around me.
ReplyDeleteSeanZ said...that might be a hazard, not only to myself, but those around me.
ReplyDeleteLOL, SeanZ. Apparently, nothing on youtube is work-appropriate here because Big Brother here has it blocked.
There's one too many "heres" in that sentence.
ReplyDeleteIt's blocked here too.
ReplyDeleteWell, here's a defintion of C-Walk that I found on wikipedia:
ReplyDeleteThe Crip Walk is a dance originated in the early 1970s by the Crip Gang from Compton, a suburb of Los Angeles, California by Crip gang members. According to sociologists, its action carries with it connotations of Black pride and masculinity; "a performance that tends to be socially constructed as off limits to women, gay men, and those outside of ghetto-economics."
Haha, gotta love wikipedia. I just saw some guy do it at Skybar once. I learned something new today.
ReplyDeleteI found a video of it.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.xzibitcentral.com/crip-walk.php
Good morning hotties.
ReplyDeleteJet - sorry you're not feeling well.
Luv - I'm planning an intervention to get you off the Bachelor.
Hag- totally agree - I need football and/or spring break.
Luv, are you going to give the group lessons?
ReplyDeleteI used to do a mean C-Walk. My friends said it looked more like an Irish jig, but what do they know?
ReplyDeleteLuv - I love your commitment to understanding the Cwalk.
ReplyDeleteWhy are we being deprived Dr. Habotn/THT???
now THAT is an excellent idea, Sean!
ReplyDeleteI guess my presence doesn't do much for ya Monica?
ReplyDeleteYay, I've been acknowledged!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO, SeanZ. I'll work on it and post it on youtube when I have it perfected!
ReplyDeleteSean! You know I think you're most groovy.
ReplyDeleteMonica said...Why are we being deprived Dr. Habotn/THT???
ReplyDeleteMonica, I was thinking the exact same thing! Where the heck has he been?
Morning HOTTIES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am felling a little out of it as i have a sore throat and this medicine has really got sky high!!!!!
Mobilz, pass some of that my way.
ReplyDeleteMon / Luv - as I recall, Doc and family are spending the week on an apartment search for the little miss tht. Wherever they're staying doesn't provide free wi-fi and he's not interested in paying for it. Some of these details may not be 100% accurate but they're pretty close.
ReplyDeletegood morning to all from east tennessee!
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing something about that, gatiger, but I didn't know it was going to take a whole week! How old is Miss THT?
ReplyDeleteLuv - I don't know, 17/18ish? I think this is for her upcoming Freshman year. Wherever that is.
ReplyDeleteI see. Thanks for the clearing that up, gatiger! I lived in the dorms my freshman and sophomore years.
ReplyDeleteGood morning, Scottie. I still haven't been able to see the latest episode of Damages and I can't wait.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the info, GA. Like Luv, I didn't know it was a week long search.
Did I ever tell you I have STML? Well, here's an example: My mom and aunt kept telling me how good Damages was. So, I bought the first season on DVD with the intentions of watching it before the second season started. Well, I completely forgot I bought the DVD until after the second season started. So, now I'm waiting for the second season to come out on DVD.
ReplyDeleteMon, it has been a week?! get on it!
ReplyDeleteLuv, you can watch all the episodes from Season 2 on Hulu.com or the FX website. :)
Mon / Luv - don't hang your respective hats on what I say on that topic. Apparently I'm far from an expert on what happens in my own home let alone what may be happening in someone else's life I only know electronically. I'm just going by my faulty memory of what some of his past posts on the topic were.
ReplyDeletethanks, scottieb!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I wouldn't believe a word that comes out of GaTiger's mouth, or his keyboard.
ReplyDeleteMonnie told me about Hulu a couple weeks ago. love it. i'm watching The Office right now. good times. good times.
ReplyDeleteJet, I'm still waiting for gatiger's retort...
ReplyDeleteScottie - They don't have the latest episode of Damages on hulu! THAT is why I'm behind.
ReplyDeleteLuv ... they recently passed retort reform in Georgia, and he's barred by law from retorting.
ReplyDeleteJet - you're a wise man. No one should believe anything I say. Anytime. Ever.
ReplyDeleteNot even what I just wrote.
Or that one.
There you are, GaTiger....
ReplyDeleteI thought you might have been in Panama City, or something.
tort reform = corniest line of the week
ReplyDeleteI need a lower tab.
you still out of town Mon?
ReplyDeletenope, I'm back in Huntington
ReplyDeletek. if you didn't tivo it, there's a re-run tonite @ 11 after Nip/Tuck.
ReplyDeleteI believe anything i hear, the easter bunny told me to
ReplyDeleteMOnica ...
ReplyDeleteI've got some Lower Tab, but I can't tell you where I got 'em.
Yes, I have locked and loaded. wooo hooo
ReplyDeleteJet - I don't think that car is big enough to hold 3 people. Certainly not 3 "active" people.
ReplyDeleteWe're gonna need a bigger car.
ReplyDeleteNow, back when Jet and I were in school on Country Club Drive, I had a car which just might have been big enough for 3. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
ReplyDeleteGaTiger,
ReplyDeleteI don't know you, or your car, or anything else.
But that could be the Lower Tab talking.
Man, Hamburger King is PACKED today!!
ReplyDeleteD. Miller, beautiful golf weekend coming up! I think we're going to play Sat. and Sun. to make up for last weekend.
ReplyDeleteAnyone heading to the game vs. LSU on Saturday?
ReplyDeleteDMiller ... I'm sick at home ... and you went to the King.
ReplyDeleteYou're moving up my list, son. And it's not a good list to be on.
Jet, maybe he could pick up something for you and drop it by your house...we don't want him too far up that list!
ReplyDeleteJet - chalk it up to the Lower Tabs, you need to get help and kick those things. Or perhaps transition to the Upper Tabs as I believe they may have less of whatever evil effect you're chasing from the Lower Tabs. I can provide documentation in various forms which would go to show that you do in fact know me. Not knowing the car can be forgiven, I can only remember a particular few vehicles driven by others back in those days.
ReplyDeleteSeanz, I'll be there.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm definitely making the trip also. I'm already getting nervous thinking about the game tonight.
ReplyDeleteLuv,
ReplyDeleteWe've got Saturday afternoon tied up with the home inspection. Hopefully Sunday afternoon will be nice and I can get out on the course.
Jet,
If you'd let me know I woulda brought a deluxe cheeseburger (no tomatoes).
It was dang sure good!
i may go seanz, but a golf outing may trump the game. We will see.
ReplyDeleteMy sister talked me into running a 5k here in Auburn on Sat AM before the game. I might be linping, but I'll be at the game.
ReplyDeleteWill - YOU CAN DO IT!!!
ReplyDeletesucker!!
ReplyDeleteFYI...tickets to the men's game against LSU on Saturday are only 5 bucks. Also, they are having reduced price concessions.
ReplyDeleteThe 1st 1,500 fans get free t-shirts from Coca-Cola and there is a post game shoot-around.
Bo Jackson's daughter is a freshmen at Auburn? Boy, I am getting old! Nice gesture he made to Nell and the ladies.
ReplyDeletehttp://blog.al.com/auburnbeat/2009/03/auburn_legend_bo_jackson_has_s.html
They were giving away t-shirts at the Women's game vs. UGA, but the line was all the way around the concourse. I like free stuff, but not that much!
ReplyDeleteKathy, I tried to go to that website and it said, "The page cannot be found."
ReplyDeleteLuv, it's Evan's article on al.com. Don't have my linking instructions here.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
ReplyDeleteJosh - Doug is over compensating in an effort to combat the allegations of bammer homerism.
ReplyDeleteA campfire tonight at around 8PM-ish would get me more hot and bothered than a DZ at a Pledge Swap.....may we??
ReplyDeletewell look who decided to post with the common folk
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the good reasons for kids not to go pro as juniors. Even being nominated on for this award will raise his stock.
ReplyDeleteHey Monica, you're looking lovely today. Remember, you can't wear that after Labor Day...
ReplyDeleteSoftball has a doubleheader today vs Mercer, starting in about 30 minutes....
ReplyDeleteSoftball has a doubleheader today vs Mercer, starting in about 30 minutes....
ReplyDeleteHow likely is it that we get a Chitty quarterback. I believe an offer is warranted for the comedic value alone. I felt similarly about Smelley.
ReplyDeleteMercer owns any team in this state!
ReplyDeleteHey there Z - I can wear my red collar year round, tyvm.
ReplyDeleteTommy headed back to the Middle East.
ReplyDeletehttp://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3948520
Ol' Nutt is going too!
ReplyDeleteYou dang right Harrison... Mercer is a powerhouse!
ReplyDeleteNow that we've established where TarHeel is, where the heck has Captain Boxhead been today?
ReplyDeleteHamburger King is weighing heavily on my eyelids. I need a nap folks.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who that is.
ReplyDeleteyesterday was the first time i had ever heard of a 'Hamburger King'. where is this at?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be fun to see us squish bama.
ReplyDeleteScottie - I've eaten at the one in B'ham and it was yummy.
ReplyDeletemichael was kidnapped by puppets.
ReplyDelete