Hey everyone. I have nothing to report right now, but that will change shortly.
Your Auburn Tigers will hold their eighth spring practice this afternoon. Players will be available prior to that engagement. A soccer game being held in Montgomery featuring an up-and-coming striker may delay the arrival of practice information this afternoon, but I'll still be hustling to keep you informed.
AS FOR THE HABOTN BRACKET CHALLENGE: Someone won. It wasn't you. The end.
AS FOR THE HOTTIE BRACKETS: Oughtn't we wait until after spring drills before getting involved with that? That's just a suggestion.
Uno!!
ReplyDeleteI had a poster of Samantha Fox in my bedroom as a teenager.
ReplyDeleteI had Heather Thomas, in a pink kini.
ReplyDeleteJay G. won him a T-shirt. Good work.
ReplyDeleteJay G looks good in all the t-shirts!
ReplyDeleteI had two posters of Alyssa Milano in my bedroom as a teenager.
ReplyDeletemonica, your relative would have had a better shot at winning Miss USA if she had been deaf.
ReplyDeleteDaddy spanked us for gettin' outta hand.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Daddy.
I guess I am old because I don't know who Samantha Fox or Heather Thomas is....Farrah was the girl of my generation
ReplyDeleteSo nice of you to say, WEG.
ReplyDeleteIt was a long journey to my t-shirt. All the way down the hall.
I don't administer spankings. I'm a receiver.
Poster
ReplyDeleteSamantha Fox's 15 minutes elapsed on June 16, 1987.
ReplyDeletewow! awkward.
ReplyDeleteNot to steal WEG's thunder here, but I have no idea who Heather Thomas is.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I see the poster AU1N linked. Still have no idea.
Harrison deeming something awkward. Irony?
ReplyDeletei like to use double standards
ReplyDeleteHeather Thomas was on the Fall Guy with Lee Majors.
ReplyDeleteColt Seavers.
ReplyDeleteHeather Thomas was early rival of Heather Locklear. Another blast from the past.
ReplyDeleteJaclyn Smith was the hottest of Charlie's Angels. Farrah was No. 2.
Kate Jackson, the pride of Birmingham, had pictures of the producer.
Heather Locklear did something before Melrose Place?
ReplyDeleteJet - That made me laugh. And actually Jaclyn Smith still looks good.
ReplyDeleteTJ Hooker
ReplyDeleteyeah, Tommy Lee
ReplyDeleteAre you making these shows up?
ReplyDeleteThere was a show called TJ Hooker?
Seriously -- my parents weren't permissive with the TV. I didn't watch much.
TJ Hooker had Capt Kirk in it and Adrian Zmed, Heather Locklear.
ReplyDeleteTJ Hooker was a real show. Before my time though
ReplyDeleteI had the poster of Loni Anderson, before she screwed up her face, and Linda Ronstadt before she screwed up her nose.
ReplyDeleteColt Seavers was the unknown stuntman that made Eastwood such a star.
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome theme song that Fall Guy had.
Wow are we traveling down memory lane now? Didn't realize ya'll were as old as me and can remember all that stuff...or were you just babes in the woods?
ReplyDeleteTJ Hooker was 82-86.
ReplyDeletePrime time youth 12-16 when blondes were on TV
I never watched TJ Hooker, but I'm sure it had some great Shatner moments in it.
ReplyDeleteAdrian Zmed's best work was on Bachelor Party
ReplyDeleteIt was also Tom Hanks' best work outside of Boosom Buddies.
ReplyDeletethat was back when Shatner looked good not the weird pitchman he is now
ReplyDeleteAgreed RK
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhh the girls of my youth
ReplyDeleteThat most of you would remember your grandads tallking about
Betty Grable
Jane Russel
The Gabor sisters
Mareen O'hare
and so on and so forth.
I still liked the White snake video chick...
ReplyDeleteShe was hot...
Eva Gabor was HOT
ReplyDeleteTawny Kitean was the Whitesnake girl, plus she was in Bachelor Party as well...she's also insane, ask Chuck Finley.
ReplyDeleteTJ Hooker vs Fall Guy - who are you takin'
ReplyDeleteHey what a bout Flo...
ReplyDeleteFrom Mels Diner... talk about a hottie!@!!!!
There were two Gabors. Nice.
ReplyDeleteAnd Tawny screwed up her face too
ReplyDeleteyea I could dream about Tawny's "Kitean" all day
ReplyDeleteFall Guy
ReplyDeletewho was the blonde pumpernickle from Dallas at the end of its run???
ReplyDeleteCharlene Tilton
ReplyDelete"I don't administer spankings. I'm a receiver." = salacious
ReplyDeletemichael - i agree and if she had been an amputee = miss universe
ReplyDeleteHeather Locklear was on that 80's movie 'Firestarter' with Drew Berrymore. it was on tv i think friday nite.
ReplyDeleteSmoothie b - I will one up you...Heather Thomas was in Zapped! with Scott Baio
ReplyDeleteDangit. I can't find a picture of Catherine, Monica.
ReplyDeletei was just one upped.....by Scott Baio.
ReplyDeleteausome. :)
I had Heather Thomas and Farrah on the wall...The Samantha Fox poster was stashed in my "happy" place.
ReplyDeleteMiss Alabama 2003
ReplyDeleteoops *2002
ReplyDeleteGlencoe HS, which has about 300-350 students total had the 2000 and 2004 Miss Alabama's. wonder what the odds of that are.
ReplyDeleteThe Hotness Bracket is in the freezelock vault.
ReplyDeleteShould thaw this summer.
Stay tuned.
what other summer activities could we dream up to pass time until football season?
ReplyDeleteBaseball!
ReplyDeleteThe Orioles beat the Hated New York Yankees 10-5 yesterday and are in first place.
ReplyDeleteIn game 1 of 487 games?
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees lost? Their season is ovah!
ReplyDeleteLay off my Yankees. They have a ton of guys who start slowly. They will come around, just wait and see.
ReplyDeleteJet,
ReplyDeleteI don't Hate Bama, but I do Hate the Red Sox.
Is that okay or should I not hate at all?
The Yankees are the Evil Empire!
ReplyDeleteI hate baseball.
ReplyDeleteMichael - That is unAmerican.
ReplyDeletei dislike baseball also. whew, i was getting worried about us.
ReplyDeleteWhat?! How can anyone hate baseball?
ReplyDeleteHarrison, it would be unexciting if we agreed on everything. We agree on every single thing in the whole world except Marisa Miller's hotness, so I think we are cool.
ReplyDeleteBaseball is a distant third on my sports tree.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not including professional wrestling or NASCAR in that calculation.
Just saying...
Baseball is boring, the games take too long, there are two many games, the best athletes in America don't play it, I have never lived in a city that has a major league team, it is very much a northeast-centric sport, all of the beloved records have been tainted by cheaters, and Roger Clemens.
ReplyDeleteMichael - What do you say about Marissa's hotness.
ReplyDeletei also got talked into playing in a mens baseball league a couple summers ago. worst experience of my life. I have a problem with all the games and it is super boring (although I do watch golf on tV)
ReplyDeleteMonica,
ReplyDeleteI want to hear more about the sister fired for MySpace infractions.
Well I'm sure we are all in agreement, that ESPN's noon coverage of bowling every Sunday is the new Must See TV.
ReplyDeleteRK - Party like it's 1959!!
ReplyDeleteAlways like to keep the audience riveted
ReplyDeleteRiveted in the forehead
ReplyDeleteShameless Plug
ReplyDeleteThe Gridiron Breakdown is on tonight at 7 p.m. CDT.
Special guest: Phillip Marshall
We'll also talk some NFL and other football news.
Join in if you can.
Sensi - Is that everynight?
ReplyDeleteJust Tuesday and Wednesday nights live.
ReplyDeleteIt is available for download shortly after each show.
Hello hotties. Same ol 'long time reader' story.
ReplyDeleteJay G. Was that a shout-out or a bait? I do catch the videos fresh out of oven. Thank you for keeping me updated on the other side of planet.
war eagle and welcome Xaff!
ReplyDeleteWelcome Xaff.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you here and on AUC.
Afternoon Hotties, though it's still morning where I am. I can't catchup on all the postings so I don't know if this important tidbit has been shared or not. So if this is old news to you, please forgive me and blame it on the travel schedule.
ReplyDeleteSenseless Violence
Damned dirty puppets
ReplyDeleteToo funny not to pass along.
ReplyDeleteFull Story
DETROIT—Claiming that determining an unquestioned national champion through a playoff system "went against the very idea of sporting competition," and that the sheer exuberance of college basketball fans was "a shocking and nauseating display of everything wrong with collegiate athletics," top BCS officials roundly condemned the NCAA Tournament Monday.
Isn't it a little early for puppet hour?
ReplyDeleteIt's 5 pm somewhere Kristina
ReplyDeleteI didn't understand the first 3/4 of this thread, all well before my time. I have seen an episode of TJ hooker though.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to see the conversation turn to baseball. All Sensi, I'm afraid we may disagree on many topics. You don't hate Bama and you like the Yanks... two of my top 5 most hated concepts in life. Although we do come together to hate The Bosox.
Go Rays
I hate the Redskins, but do cheer for players. Especially this one...
ReplyDelete"I still went and worked out. My teammates said, 'Jason, why are you here?' And I told them: 'I'm still the quarterback of this team until they get rid of me. You haven't seen the best of me. I'm not here for ownership. I won't miss days working out with you, and I won't miss time preparing for the season. Who knows? A trade may not work out.'''
-- The eminently loyal quarterback of the Redskins, Jason Campbell, to Michael Wilbon of the Washington Post, after the Redskins tried and failed to get Cutler to supplant Campbell at quarterback
Wake - Rays were lucky last yr....just trying to start something.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the HABOTN, Xaff!
ReplyDeleteSensi - not my sister, Catherine's sister, Elizabeth.
For what the Yankees are being paid should they really be starting slow?
ReplyDeleteAnd that my friends is class. Thank you Jason Campbell!!
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees are the only team I root for that has legit championship hardware and tradition.
ReplyDeleteAlso, it isn't how you start; it's how you finish. Hopefully, this year the finish is better than in recent years.
You won't ever win the Al East on luck. You can luck into the NL west or even Al central, you don't luck into a AL East title. They were the best team in the Al during the season and the best team in the Al in October.
ReplyDeleteI think the 3 best teams in the Al this year are in the same Division... someones getting left out.
I should also confess, I am a NY Knicks fan as well.
ReplyDeleteCurrently suffering through this run n gun garbage basketball.
I miss defense.
Sensi,
ReplyDeletethat was great!
Sensi, this decade my teams have won the Stanley Cup, the Superbowl, been to the World Series, (all Tampa teams) and should won a MNC (obviously Auburn). Its been a few good years to be from Tampa. And its always great to be an Auburn Tiger.
ReplyDeleteThanks, WEG
ReplyDeleteYou from NY Sensi?
ReplyDeleteI'm a Rockets fan in the NBA, but haven't followed the NBA that closely since the Hakeem years.
Ok I go to work for a few minutes and we go from blonde bombshells to baseball...
ReplyDeletenot the transition I was hope for on my return....
typo sorry...
ReplyDeleteSensi,
ReplyDeleteAs to your Red Sox hate, I recall Col. Andy saying in "Red Dawn," a 1984 classic that somehow was overlooked by the Academy, "All that hate is gonna burn you up."
I guess All Auburn All Orange will continue.
ReplyDeleteDon't have my linking instructions here:
http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/breaking_news/story/676115.html
"Auburn football coach Gene Chizik said that he and his staff "encourage everyone - students, faculty, staff, alumni and friends of the university - to unite behind this program."
Most hated pro teams by sport:
ReplyDeleteYankees
Cowboys
Lakers
Basically, I hate anyone that is put on a pedestal. I am a fan of substance over style, blue collar if you will.
Here be link to Kathy's story.
ReplyDeleteTouche, Jet.
ReplyDeleteI'm not from NY, but I have been there.
ReplyDeleteI grew up a Yankees fan. Partially drawn to the tradition and partially jumping in the opposite direction of the Braves train.
I find nothing wrong with the All Auburn All Orange concept, I'm apparently one of the few who thought it was a good idea rather than the multiple orange, blue, white, gray and other shirts in the crowd on game day.
ReplyDeleteI like the one color better too. It looks way better on TV, and that's what it's all about
ReplyDeleteThanks ehyou!
ReplyDeleteRK, I think we are in the minority!
I wonder how many AU games will make TV this year?
ReplyDeleteOk I have a question probably best asked during the Puppet hour, but since I won't be near a computer then I'll go ahead and get some opinions now.
ReplyDeleteWe all know it is common courtesy to keep a urinal separation between you and the nearest fellow urinator if possible. So what happens if the only way possible to do this is to use one of the very low ones for kids, and risk splashing and such. Is it permissible in this situation to ignore man law and forgo the one urinal buffer.
Love to hear some opinions here.
Nope. You should bend at the knees.
ReplyDeletei'm not very tall, so I like the low ones. Makes me feel like a giant. this is also the reason I buy the miniature liquor bottles
ReplyDeleteI like ALL ORANGE ALL THE TIME. Made a great visual impact in the stands.
ReplyDeleteHarry - Why would you set yourself up for so so many jokes?
ReplyDeletecause I'm tough
ReplyDeleteHarrison, I was just wondering why they have those in a building that is pretty much just for adults... I guess your the reason... thanks alot for making me use a toilet designed for someone 2 feet shorter than me.
ReplyDeletethe worst urinals are the ones that go all the way to the floor. don't pee in those with flip-flops on.
ReplyDeleteWake - you're 7"7"?? you are tall!
ReplyDeleteIf there's no room for urinal separation, you should go into the stalls and use the sit down model. Just remember to raise the seat... and leave it up. You're in a men's room for God's sake.
ReplyDeleteJZ is just looking for an excuse to get in the stall and do the foot tap.
ReplyDeleteJ-Z I refuse to touch a public toilet seat unless necessary, and I also refuse to use one without raising the seat... that's just rude.
ReplyDeleteI always use the short one if I'm in this situation. However I was not extended the same courtesy by someone today, and it perturbed me. Wonder if all of my sufferings using the small toilet were unnecessary.
The only team I hate other than Bama and sometimes even more than Bama (no it's true) is the Univ. of S. Cal.
ReplyDeletePro teams I never really got into becausethe teams I WANTED to support (in Atlanta) were usually very subpar. Oh who am I kidding, The Braves, Falcons, and Thrashers have a great lineage of sucking, which kinda makes it tough to be "against" anyone else.
It is OK to stand next to a fellow during relief time.
ReplyDeleteJust don't play footsie
aight
Toilet seats give you AIDS and crabs
ReplyDeleteJGT must be watching Man U
ReplyDeletewho is LOSING by the way...what up with that?!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Saban allows people to be in the Men's Room while he relieves.
ReplyDeleteI love when work gets in the way of posting
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if I care for any of the tshirt designs
ReplyDeleteNo his goons go in and clears it, then stands guard
ReplyDeleteYeah, they are all a little busy for me, TommyD.
ReplyDeleteI think SmoothieB could have knocked that outta the park.
Sensi - that is a good question.
ReplyDeleteDigger,
ReplyDeleteI wonder what he pays the goons?
I want goons.
Why not just have the big orange shirt with WAR EAGLE in blue on it. I think that would work just fine
ReplyDeleteensi
ReplyDeleteNot as well as he does the players
Speaking of, I wonder what Jimmy Johns is up to these days?
ReplyDeleteThose shirts are a bit busy don't ya think?
ReplyDeleteSomething is wrong with this keyboard.
ReplyDeleteI know I hit a capitol "S"
Still on the houseboat in Mississippi
ReplyDeleteFrom Samantha fox to urinal etiquette. What a diverse thread this is
ReplyDeleteno one asked me. bummer.
ReplyDeletei would pick the middle one.
"ALL AUBURN ALL ORANGE"
Anybody hear Saban cracking on Ian Rappaport? It opened Finebaum. I thought it was funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda bummed.
ReplyDeleteMy parent company announced its annual awards today and the HABOTN didn't win squat. With the notable exception of Kyle Veazey's MSU blog, which is an outstanding oracle of information, I haven't seen anything in Gannett that approaches the HABOTN's level of awesomeness.
We're here every day excelling and making this a truly unique enclave of rational sports discussion.
Gannett may not care about us, but I'd like to thank you all for making this a kick-ass site. HABOTN > everything else.
I'm now headed toward Auburn. I'll be cussing under my breath the entire trip.
ReplyDeleteThose bums at Gannett are what's wrong with the financial sector, the BCS, and cheap ice cream.
ReplyDeleteThanks for everything YOU do Mr. Jay G. Tate to make this site so great.
ReplyDeletePut that on the front page and let them suck on it, Jay G.
ReplyDeleteWe need a bumper sticker so I can put it on Gannetts HQ in McLean.
ReplyDeleteWhat are they thinking or are they thinking.
ReplyDeleteThis blog has it all, up to date on Auburn sports good info flow from the hotties.
AS FOR THE HABOTN BRACKET CHALLENGE: Someone won. It wasn't you. The end.
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh. You go, Jay G!
Jay G, you are the Martin Scorsese of blogists....or something.
ReplyDeleteTommyD - That is how diverse we are blondes to bathrooms....we cover it all.
ReplyDeleteJGT - Man U tied it up.
ReplyDeleteWhich coach (besides Chizik or Saban) would you most like to have lunch with from the SEC?
ReplyDeleteLeast?
Any conversation about hot chicks in the 80's that does not involve Kelly LeBrock is crap.
ReplyDeleteBaseball is still considered America's pasttime (at least that's what the 14 guys from America who still play MLB told me). Baseball is boring.
What the heck do they know, Jay G? This is the ONLY blog I follow. I get my Auburn info from nowhere else. We truly appreciate all the hard work you put into this kick-ass blog!
ReplyDeleteMost: Steve Spurrier, he makes me laugh and he likes golf
ReplyDeleteLeast: Bobby Petrino- 2nd biggest jerk in the SEC.
Kelly Lebrock
ReplyDeleteWEIRD SCIENCE!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteI would like to have lunch with Houston Nutt, he seems like a fun guy. I would not like to have lunch with Kiffin....his wife on the other hand.
ReplyDeleteWhatever team J Camp goes to will be my new favorite NFL team.
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ReplyDeleteShe definitely has not aged well. All the ladies on the HABOTN on the other hand...we look fabulous!
ReplyDeleteWill,
ReplyDeleteAre there JCamp trade rumors still?
Wasn't Kelly also the "Don't hate me becaude I'm beautiful" Pantene chick?
ReplyDeleteI do know that JC is in the final year of his rookie contract. NFL teams usually lock up the franchise QB before that happens. I suppose the Redskins want to see if he can learn another offense. That'll make 8 by my count.
ReplyDeleteSensi...Saban rips Ian all the time.
ReplyDeleteIan deserves it.
I read the quote earlier in this thread about what he said to Wilbon. AU1N04 posted it.
ReplyDeleteThank ya'll etc.
ReplyDeleteThis blog does need some ritalin.
Thanks, FSJ.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Ian deserve it?
He was to be part of a Cutler trade, but it fell through. I think he's a Redskin this year for sure. He could be dealt next season
ReplyDeleteXaff...we are otherwise known as the Randomest Blog on the Net
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the fun!
Gannett is just wrong......don't they know how hot we are?!
ReplyDeleteXaff, we don't need...wait, what were you talking about?
ReplyDeletePuppets Harrison...focus on the puppets...or the bears.
ReplyDeletexaff, it's a problem when we don't have enough Au stuff to discuss and I guess we don't have lives either!
ReplyDeletesomeone had a bear puppet as an avatar not long ago. terrifying.
ReplyDeleteThat and the fact that we're ready for more video that the coaching staff doesn't want to make readily available. VIDEO! VIDEO! VIDEO!
ReplyDeleteok so maybe I/we do need some ritalin
Sensi...
ReplyDeleteIMO Ian asks lame questions.
I have no idea what the protocol is but he is one of the few reporters that calls Saban by his first name. At least that's what I can tell from the press conferences. The older hands tend to call him Coach Saban. Jay would probably be better positioned to explain what the protocol is. I just have a hard time believing that any reporter would call Coach Dye Pat...or Coach Stallings Gene...
Thanks, FSJ.
ReplyDeleteI don't read his stuff and never pay attention to Saban pressers enough to know voices except for Cecil Hurt's.
Someone gimme the scoop on the hottie brackets?
ReplyDeleteThey are locked in a secure location.
ReplyDeleteThe brackets will appear in the summer after spring drills.
Lock them in Will's pants. Nobody ever gets in there.
ReplyDeleteOuch Harrison.
ReplyDeleteI call man foul on that one.
Quick Poll:
ReplyDeletePepsi or Coke
Pepsi
ReplyDeleteCoke..
ReplyDeleteAlthough I have given up Coke and Sweet Tea...
That's what Ian said, FSJ, after Saban pimp slapped him at that presser.
ReplyDeleteTea is hard to give up
ReplyDelete200
ReplyDelete201
ReplyDeleteFinally.