I did that. Now I can watch all of the video in HD. Honestly, what are people thinking. BTW, if I were coaching U of L the other day, we would have won that game against Michigan State by 7. Just sayin'
I've never heard P-Marsh laugh. He always sounds grouchy when he is on Sportscall. Thanks for the video, Jay. One question, does the Jemison move remind you of Gandy being moved from S to LB, or are they different type of players?
I was with you until you played the Marisa Tomei card ... she doesn't belong in the Ashley Judd/Diane Lane tournament ... unless she's a 16 seed or sumpin'
I like Albert! That kid is touch as nails. My dream RBU senario this season would be to have two thunder n lightning combos: 1st string Tate/McCalebb; 2nd string Smith/Albert. Fannin can play with both.
Dang...sounds like I missed another meltdown in waiting.
I hope Justin can get a shot. He is one of the best players ever to come out of Prattville. Probably the best, since he bucked the P'ville pipeline to Hell.
i'm diggin' this secondary bracket challenge idea. nice.
JG, i was feelin' the Snoop.
speakin' of HABOTN favs, whatever happened to the 'Girls of the HABOTN' section from the olden days? good times. and oh, ok, it is not nearly as bad as that sounds.
I can't believe you dug up something I said so long ago. Let's put it behind us and stop keeping records of wrongs that we will dredge up every time there is a misunderstanding between us!
I can't believe you dug up something I said so long ago. Let's put it behind us and stop keeping records of wrongs that we will dredge up every time there is a misunderstanding between us!
PUPPET HOUR! so a man walks into a psychiatrist's office with a puppet on his hand. the psychiatrist asks "sir, what can i do to help you?" the puppet answers: "would you get this man off my a$$". with apologies to the movie "my favorite year'.
anybody read about the queensland heeler that fell overboard, swam 5 miles to a deserted island, survived by killing feral goats, was picked up by rangers and returned to its family? i've had queenslands and i could see it happening--just sounds too wild to be true.
and yes I was number 1
ReplyDeletewde?
ReplyDeleteClose, FSJ.
ReplyDeleteThe video is choppy on my end. How is it for everyone else?
ReplyDeleteCharles' team typically is not very good. That's why P-Marsh was mocking him.
ReplyDeleteI just watched it, Denny, and it seemed normal.
ReplyDeleteLook at faker and his little wde. See, that's why he gets to be a bamer ROFer.
ReplyDeleteWas on my end, apparently some people here are using our server for work and taking away bandwidth.
ReplyDeletefunny stuff! i have to pull for albert to get some playing time, being a p'ville grad myself.
ReplyDeletecrisp and clean here in knoxville.
ReplyDeletei'm impressed with the Albert kid. i hope he does well.
coach crum, pull the fire alarm and you'll have all the bandwidth to yourself.
ReplyDeleteHar har har monica..
ReplyDeleteDidn't want to get smacked around like I did after the last time..
I did that. Now I can watch all of the video in HD. Honestly, what are people thinking. BTW, if I were coaching U of L the other day, we would have won that game against Michigan State by 7. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteI've never heard P-Marsh laugh. He always sounds grouchy when he is on Sportscall. Thanks for the video, Jay. One question, does the Jemison move remind you of Gandy being moved from S to LB, or are they different type of players?
ReplyDeleteu of l had too much talent to lose that game, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteWell done JGT, thanks.
ReplyDeleteI think the QB race is going to boil down to who has the mental capacity to absorb the entire offense more so than physical ability.
If you're a QB in this position, you have physical ability to some extent.
Oh brother.
ReplyDeletevomit
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long this'll take?
ReplyDeletehopefully just a few minutes
ReplyDeleteI just threw up a little in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteClean up on Isle 17.
maybe if you just ignore infidels...they go away
ReplyDeleteIt was nice to hear Marcus after reading the article this a.m.
Jay you are on top everyday!
Wow, Goldberg laughs...
ReplyDeleteSorry, meant to say P-Marsh
ReplyDeleteThat was a genuine compliment, Faker!
ReplyDeleteYou know, I never get enough of the personal stories of players.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing, JGT.
thanks faker for being decent and civil
ReplyDeleteLouisville had no hustle against Michigan State that entire game.
ReplyDeleteI know monica..
ReplyDeleteI was just being a bit of a jackleg in my explanation.
I thought you liked getting smacked around, FSJ.
ReplyDeleteDepends on who is doing the smacking.
ReplyDeleteAshley Judd....sign me up.
Winona Judd - still in?
ReplyDeleteNot enough Bourbon in Kentucky for that.
ReplyDeleteFANTASTIC VIDEO
ReplyDeleteI so like Albert. I want to make him cookies.
Very cute Goldbert/P Marsh bit.
Jay G. you ask all the right questions!!!
(I played the video backwards and heard Gus say, "Mon, I ache for you." Just sayin...)
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteAshley Judd - very nice.
ReplyDeleteDiane Lane - even more nice.
Marisa Tomei - nice in a skantchy Jersey kinda way
Who is Goldbert?
ReplyDeletePharmacist, hormone control pills shipped to Mon quickly.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
ain't nuttin wrong wit my mones
ReplyDelete".....in the living room gettin it on and, they aint leavin til six in the mornin."
ReplyDeleteIt's kinda hard bein' Snoop D-O-double-G.
ReplyDeleteDepressed,
ReplyDeletePMarsh = Crusty ol' curmudgeon
When it rains, it pours.
ReplyDeleteWhen it pours, it sucks.
Sensi,
ReplyDeleteI was with you until you played the Marisa Tomei card ... she doesn't belong in the Ashley Judd/Diane Lane tournament ... unless she's a 16 seed or sumpin'
Some people are just untoward.
ReplyDeleteI'll handle it.
15 or 16 seed - yes
ReplyDeleteWe should seed that tourney in the dead of summer round here.
Puppet Hour is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
ReplyDeletechicks dig puppet hour
ReplyDeleteWho got handled?
ReplyDeleteYou guy are too funny!
ReplyDeleteI like Albert! That kid is touch as nails. My dream RBU senario this season would be to have two thunder n lightning combos: 1st string Tate/McCalebb; 2nd string Smith/Albert. Fannin can play with both.
Who got handled? err....
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry. I'll be good. No more playing videos backwards.
ReplyDeleteI think we should have a Thunder/lightning/hail/freezing rain combo.
ReplyDeleteI could go for a summer bracket.
ReplyDeleteI am in a Jill Zarin phase right now. Maybe we could squeeze her in as a 15 or 16?
If Jan Terri is not a 1 seed, then I quit
ReplyDeleteSounds like a plan, but to be fair there should be a male and female bracket.
ReplyDeleteSo that the brackets can reproduce?
ReplyDeleteSensi = Rock Star!!!!
ReplyDeleteDang...sounds like I missed another meltdown in waiting.
ReplyDeleteI hope Justin can get a shot. He is one of the best players ever to come out of Prattville. Probably the best, since he bucked the P'ville pipeline to Hell.
The kid can shake and bake.
Jay G.,
ReplyDeleteTwo words - Zoe Salmon
a male bracket? Ron Howard's brother has to be a 16 seed
ReplyDeleteMichael,
ReplyDeleteGot to have something for the ladies of HABOTN.
We have to have something for the ladies? Why not buy them all aprons or something practical?
ReplyDeleteSensi, I like bigger girls.
ReplyDeleteYour girl there ... it might be a stretch to call her small. She's more like micro.
Yeah, but she's from Scotland which adds mucho hot points.
ReplyDeleteYou know the saying: the camera adds ten pounds. Or the other saying, the implants add 15 pounds.
ReplyDeletesean connery is scottish. you think he's hot too?
ReplyDeletei'm diggin' this secondary bracket challenge idea. nice.
ReplyDeleteJG, i was feelin' the Snoop.
speakin' of HABOTN favs, whatever happened to the 'Girls of the HABOTN' section from the olden days? good times. and oh, ok, it is not nearly as bad as that sounds.
Harry are you in a bad mood?
ReplyDeleteYeah Harrison, when you are in a good mood, you always talk about how hot Sean Connery is.
ReplyDeleteJust remember no whining when I start posting hot manly man pics along with your girly pics.
ReplyDeleteSmoothieB, I remember that as well. I believe I suggested Kristen Bell for addition to that under the name electrolux1215. Good times.
ReplyDeletemine was Bar Rafaeli, Sensi. :)
ReplyDeleteSean Connery is hot.
ReplyDeletejust sayin'.
I need to go back and track my origin point on HABOTN some day. It's like going back to the old country for the Corleones.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry makes the list if for nothing more than having the fortitude to show the curves.
ReplyDeleteI'll start working on a bracket.
ReplyDeletei am fine kids. Thanks for asking. You can follow my moods on my twitter site if you feel the need
ReplyDeleteSensi, you think you will marry a chick who was still hanging out on the old posts, only to see her get blown up in a car?
ReplyDeletefor my money it don't get better than Marissa Miller
ReplyDeleteNot exactly, MichaelJT. More like discover my roots, etc.
ReplyDeletewho started this downward spiral?
ReplyDeleteWell yeah, that would be the original intent, but you never know what's gonna happen when you are tracing your roots.
ReplyDeleteok, i've been at work 20 minutes too long. i'm out.
ReplyDeletego state!
Harrison, you Marissa Miller used to be a dude, right?
ReplyDeleteI have created a bracket template.
ReplyDeleteI suppose I can either take nominations here or through Facebook or email.
JGT will be the final judge of this, I suppose.
there should be a "know" in that sentence somewhere
ReplyDeleteI'm a big Kate Winslet fan.
ReplyDeletei figured..even if that were true and nobody found out, I still might
ReplyDeleteare you saying you're a fan of Winslet when she was bigger?
ReplyDeleteBack to football, any one know the time of the Spring Game. Is it 1 p.m.?
ReplyDeletekickoff at 5:67, Sensi
ReplyDeleteCan someone translate that to Earth time for me?
ReplyDeleteThanks, MJT.
Put me on the list of fans who prefer a bigger Winslet!
ReplyDeletecrap!! i have plans for 5:67!
ReplyDeletethat was a good question, Scottie
ReplyDeleteI am a Kate Winslet fan at ANY size. But yes, the bigger KW was hotter to me.
ReplyDeleteScrap em, HArrison. You still have to liveblog the game.
ReplyDeleteHe can't hear you Monica. He's gone.
ReplyDeletemichael said...
ReplyDeleteWe have to have something for the ladies? Why not buy them all aprons or something practical?
I can't believe you said that, michael!!
well it was a facebook meeting at 5:67 but i can cancel.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you dug up something I said so long ago. Let's put it behind us and stop keeping records of wrongs that we will dredge up every time there is a misunderstanding between us!
ReplyDeleteBesides Luv, do you not like aprons?
ReplyDeletemy liveblogging will be awesome too!
ReplyDeletewe just threw a bad pass
oohhh a sack
eric smith fumbled
i missed someplays causei had to pee
another bad throw
harrison, livebloggers do things like write "2" instead of "to."
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should take a liveblogging tutorial or something.
I can't believe you dug up something I said so long ago. Let's put it behind us and stop keeping records of wrongs that we will dredge up every time there is a misunderstanding between us!
ReplyDeleteSNORT
you know how females never forget anything you say or do, especially if it's negative or hurtful...or hilarious
ReplyDeleteI'm definitely not the apron-type, michael.
ReplyDeleteand, Harrison, I don't dredge up the past either. I was just catching up!
ReplyDeletesee, here's the difference, Harry...
ReplyDeleteMichael is funny when he says stuff like that. You, on the other hand, are not.
michael just has a way about him, doesn't he, Monica?
ReplyDeleteNot the apron type? So you just let the tomato sauce or popping grease or whatever else get on your clothes?
ReplyDeleteOh wait, I get it. You just love laundry work so much, you challenge yourself by not wearing an apron. I'm onto you, Luv!
dang Harrison, you are getting the full brunt of this Monluv assault. Thanks for taking the heat, buddy!
ReplyDeleteAlright, the boys are having an f-i-t to be fed and then it's off to the gym!
ReplyDeleteok now I'm in a bad mood. If I wanted to get put down by a female I'd call my wife.
ReplyDeleteHarrison, they are just upset because you are being negative, hurtful, AND hilarious. Women hate hilariousness.
ReplyDeleteI'm a leg man...
ReplyDeleteSo any girl in the tournament must have legs.
Thanks in advance.
Apparently last Saturday was World Pillow Fight Day. How did I miss that?
ReplyDeleteamputee discrimination = bad form
ReplyDeleteI guess that attractive leg amputee in the West Bracket is not getting FSJ's vote.
ReplyDeleteHigh-five on amputee comments, monica! Fist bump? Anything?
ReplyDeletefist bump! nothing beats good amputee humor
ReplyDeletemean to Harrison = bad form
ReplyDeleteShooting a man in the middle of his cadenza = bad form
ReplyDeleteAnother nominee...
ReplyDeleteThe lady in Casino Royale (Eva Green) should be in this tournament.
I'd sing War Eagle in ten different languages for her.
Attacking Peter Pan after agreeing to leave Neverland forever = bad form
ReplyDeleteBasically, Captain Hook = bad form.
ReplyDeletePUPPET HOUR! so a man walks into a psychiatrist's office with a puppet on his hand. the psychiatrist asks "sir, what can i do to help you?" the puppet answers: "would you get this man off my a$$". with apologies to the movie "my favorite year'.
ReplyDeleteTimothy Geithnner's 1040 = bad form
ReplyDeletePresidential ballot with hanging chad in Florida circa 2000 = bad form
ReplyDeleteGreg Louganis' diving board headbutt dive = bad form
ReplyDeletemy joke=bad form.
ReplyDeleteclothesline from the Ultimate Warrior = bad forearm
ReplyDeletecool hand luke had a bad foreman.
ReplyDeleteT-1000 arm when turned into a giant ice pick = bad form
ReplyDeletelow crop yield = bad farm
ReplyDeleteal.com = bad forum
ReplyDeletechuck woolery = bad former game show host.
ReplyDeletebruce wayne = bat farmer
ReplyDeletevx nerve gas reaction = bad foam
ReplyDeleteFSJ
ReplyDeleteEva-nice form
not killing puppets = bad form
ReplyDeletealright. This Puppet Hour is ovah.
ReplyDeletebubye
Bendini, Lambert. And Locke=bad Firm
ReplyDeleteanybody read about the queensland heeler that fell overboard, swam 5 miles to a deserted island, survived by killing feral goats, was picked up by rangers and returned to its family? i've had queenslands and i could see it happening--just sounds too wild to be true.
ReplyDeleteLegs generally require work.
ReplyDeleteI'm with FSJ on this one.
Justin Albert 2006 highlights for those interested in joining the Justin Albert bandwagon
ReplyDeleteMust be added to the bracket: Duane "The Rock" Johnson
ReplyDeleteThe Rock
Mon- can Clint Howard be a 16 seed?please!
ReplyDeleteIM ALIVE!!!
ReplyDeleteNo.
ReplyDeleteAdd Jon Hamm
ReplyDeleteHarrison, I'm sorry if I was an accomplice to putting you in a bad mood.
ReplyDeleteHow about Simon Baker, Monica?
ReplyDeleteAdd to Tourney
ReplyDeleteCarrie Underwood
she can sing to me
dressed in a long gown
in a bikini
or a teddy
it's ok luv. you're in the clear. enjoy your new apron
ReplyDeleteonly if it's an Auburn apron!
ReplyDeleteThat's a good add, Luv.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen the show, but I think he's HOT.
ReplyDeleteBracket notes being made...
ReplyDeleteGive me your full list. I'll let you know if it meets my approval.
ReplyDeleteJay GT- another gREAT video and report. Thanks so much. That zoe looks ok to me. Time for Chuck and then (hopefully) a big UNC win.
ReplyDeleteWARRRR EAGLE!!!
Legs for JG and FSJ
ReplyDeleteMeat on bones for JG as well
No wrestlers for Mon
TarHeel!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteis zach moriss or a.c. slater in the tourney?
ReplyDeletehi Luv! War Eagle!!!
ReplyDeleteThey are now
ReplyDeleteWar Eagle!!!
ReplyDeleteWait. Aren't the guys supposed to be choosing females and vicee versee?
ReplyDeletebecause I'm almost certain that Monica won't approve of those.
ReplyDeletelike you would kick ac slater out of bed
ReplyDeleteHe's become such a loser, though. Pet Star?? Come on. That most definitely makes him not so good-looking anymore.
ReplyDeleteAnyone can nominate anyone.
ReplyDeleteFinal approvals by JGT.
Ok, then has any nominated Eva Mendes?
ReplyDelete*anyONE
ReplyDeleteor Connie Britton...aka Tami Taylor of Friday Night Lights.
ReplyDeleteEva Mendes is a yes.
ReplyDeleteConnie what's her name, I'm not for but I'll throw the name out there.
lol @ Luv gettin all demanding! How very Monica of you!
ReplyDeleteMight as well throw Tim Riggins in there.
ReplyDeleteStacy Kiebler...
ReplyDeleteI'm not usually much into blondes but she has the aforementioned legs and rear end that the superficial male prizes.
LOL I've learned from the best!
ReplyDeleteac slater? get a grip
ReplyDeleteFSJ - she's a #1 seed. Easy.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.totalhair.net/hairstyles-blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/stacy-keibler-hairstyles-th.jpg
ReplyDeletehttp://www.stacykeiblerwallpaper.com/images/stacy-keibler10.jpg
FSJ, what a difference these two pics! I've never heard of her, so I had to Google her.
Luv..
ReplyDeleteNeither of those pictures showed her best "angle"...
I wasn't aware she had a face.
Just kidding.
lmao @ superficial males
ReplyDeleteAdd Scarlett Johansson
FSJ, this is a family blog!
ReplyDeleteDavid Beckham (Armani ads version)
ReplyDeleteGuys...how about Kate Walsh? You know the hot chick from Cadillac commercials.
ReplyDeleteReggie Bush (in anything that show his abs)
ReplyDeleteWhat about the superficial females?
ReplyDeletehttp://justplainunhollywood.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/reggie_bush_modeling-3755.jpg
ReplyDeleteYou mean, like this, Monica?
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
ReplyDeleteKiebler ... also a favorite of mine despite a very narrow physique.
ReplyDeleteMonica, you have mail.
ReplyDeleteIf final approvals come through me, you might as well name this the Jenna Fischer Challenge.
ReplyDeleteI know who's going to win.
The 1987 version of this gal was top notch...
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately she went crazy as a bat...
chick on a car
NoVATiger, you aren't referring to Monica and me, are you? Hmmm?
ReplyDeleteBTW...the above post is a music video....so its not too bad....
ReplyDeleteI'm here representing the superficial females.
ReplyDelete