8.24.2009

Quick Note on Eric Smith

Hey everyone. Lee County Sheriff Jay Jones, a friend of the blog, said Auburn tailback Eric Smith surrendered to authorities at 2:40 p.m. today.

He was booked (and soon released on bond) at the Lee County Detention Center on a charge of third-degree assault. That's a Class A misdemeanor. He also has been charged with disorderly conduct, which is a Class C misdemeanor.

His court date is scheduled for Nov. 5.

348 comments:

  1. dfhdf hdfghdjherh erndjhndfyhrty4564564564645645654

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  2. He won't be found guilty of assault.

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  3. You got a lot to learn, kid! MichaelJanTerri owns the late afternoon!

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  4. Besides, counting lacks substance, even if it is in another language.

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  5. Alright, I'm out. Down with puppets.

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  6. does anyone really want a pig walking on top of, and unstacking, their ritz crackers?

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  7. 2 misdemeanors are that bad.... i knew student athlete that got charged with 3 felonies and half a dozen misdemeanors all in one night... yep, it could definitely be worse.

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  8. He still needs to have to go on Bully Beatdown for hitting a poor defenseless drunk guy.

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  9. i would definitely prefer a panda

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  10. I can't hate on Smith.

    I've been charged with worse. Charges were dropped, though, and I was only implicated as an accessory.

    Whew.

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  11. ps: This was 20 years ago.

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  12. Blogger Tate was charged with worse than Eric Smith? I knew he kept it real!

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  13. That's probably TMI, but I wasn't charged. So what?

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  14. JayG,

    I'm shocked that you were as bad as most of us......

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  15. He still probably has nothing on J-Z

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  16. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Let's see...maybe Smith went rescue a female from a belligerent drunk. She just wanted the drunk to go away and didn't want to call the police. Smith showed up and stuff escalated to the point that he had to punch the guy.

    I've punched a drunk in that exact situation. That was 30 years ago and men still had a little honor.

    I say reserve judgement for the folks that know the entire story.

    Sadly, in today's world, you can't go to someone's rescue like that without risking ending up in jail and getting sued.

    Chalk it up tp personal injury attorneys and overzealous DAs.

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  17. One of Jay's fellow beat writers (Paul Gattis) had a pretty good article today about Chizik.

    Thought the Auburn fans would want to take a look at it if they get a moment.

    He seems to be high on what Chizik is doing on the plains.

    SIAP.

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  18. The only thing I have been charged with is breaking hearts.

    Knock on wood.

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  19. Did I hear my name?

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  20. I'm with Hoopie on this one. My gut says this won't end well, but I will refrain from judgement until the facts are forthcoming.

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  21. nice try 2.0; remember to add "substance" to assuage PF

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  22. Smith knocked a dude out.

    That's the story.

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  23. I say send him to Inner and Outer Mongolia first, ask questions later... just being in that situation is bad enough. If he was actually guilty, his punishment should be worse.

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  24. See. Smith is a bully. I told you peeps.

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  25. JGT the reformed hooligan? So, are you the enforcer among the beat hacks? If that Stevens interview situation escalated any further, would they know who would settle the matter for them?

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  26. Dude may have needed knocking out. It happens. Smith shouldn't have been the one to do it. Is there any more info floating around out there?

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  27. "The only thing I have been charged with is breaking hearts.

    Knock on wood."

    That was funny, Faker. Have to hand it to ya.


    Hoopie - Some men still have honor. Chivalry is not dead.

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  28. Eric hit the dude in the back of the head because the other dude punched him first? Is that what I just heard Fbaum read from the Police report?

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  29. hmmm anyone else just hear that?

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  30. Well, we all know the Fbaum is gonna tell it like it is, so that must be what happened. (insert eye roll)

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  31. al.com is not painting a pleasant image of the incident right now.

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  32. yep, Goldberg is saying the same thing Fbaum said

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  33. I hope they issued him an additional citation of Supreme Stupidity for hitting that guy IN FRONT OF THE COP.

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  34. J-Z, I am still waiting on the note attached to a brick. I have the glass company notified and on call. You forget how to look up my number?

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  35. I don't know who would win in a Beat Writer Brawl.

    I'd say Jeffrey Lee could put up a good fight. Bryan Matthews as well. Team Rivals could be a worthy opponent.

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  36. Howdy Hotties. Have you all solved the worlds problems yet, or at least AU's?
    What is consensus on Eric Smith. I think Chiz is being a little hard on him. put the weight vest on and run stadiums, get back to practice. Or worse, convert him to LB...

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  37. Smith did hit the victim in the back of the head, knocking the victim down and, at least according to police, rendering him unconscious for a moment.

    I think this was the culmination of other things that were happening that night. I'm not saying Smith was right to do what he did. I'm just saying the Lexington Hotel that night was hoppin'.

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  38. I hope Smith learns his lesson about knocking guys out in front of cops. Man, next time ask them to bring a video camera.

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  39. At least turn the guy around and punch him in the face.

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  40. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Who would win in a Hottie Brawl to the Wall?

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  41. Jay, I just read where the guy said he was struck inside the hotel once, again outside, and a third time that knocked him unconscience. Sounds like the fight started inside and continued outside. I all those blows were from smith, maybe he does need to sit it out a while.

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  42. Hit him in the back of the head and then at his car...maybe like trying to get the heck out of there? And Eric was sober? Wow. What's the back story here?

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  43. Now this Jenkins dude stated that he was moving towards his car when hit the third time. Could Smith have just been trying to prevent him from driving drunk by knocking him out? Hey, he was helping the guy and may have saved his life. Your honor, my client is a caring individual and couldn't bare to see Mr. Jenkins risk his life, so he prevented it with the only option he saw available. We shouldn't blame Mr. Smith, we should praise him. I rest my case.

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  44. It's funny how things happen when alchohol and fists get together. I had a frat brother that loved to fight. He was big too. He kept picking on this other guys at a frat party that was pretty thick. The guy kept sayin he didn't want to fight. Turns out he was a black belt in judo. Last I saw, he was pounding my frat bro's head into the sidewalk repeatedly. Quite a few stitches later, I think my buddy learned his lesson.

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  45. Anonymous5:47 PM

    The guy claims he was hit in the back of the head 3 times. IF ES followed and hit him 3 times...that's not good.

    Mon....Chivalry can take many forms.....not many of which are present in the young generations. The more physical forms of chivalry (protection) can get you arrested or sued. I'm living at the wrong time in history.

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  46. Steve.. Exactly. Put the boy back on the field. Heck, the Tigers may get killed in multiple games this year so that would be punishment enough.

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  47. A couple of times I have seen a big guy who was picking on a little guy get the ever lovin crap kicked out of him. It is what I like to refer to as a Kodak moment.

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  48. Hoopie, the chivalrous thing to do is not care if you go to jail for doing the right thing:)

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  49. FYI: My parent company, Gannett, is making headlines today.

    Maybe I won't be covering Auburn games after all.

    Editor & Publisher story

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  50. Hoopie maybe you're just not hanging out with the folks?

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  51. This tells for a good story. Lets just say its about my friend Bill. Last year Bill was drinking underage one night and the cops came to the party and Bill ran to avoid arrest(which is common practice nowadays). Well, unluckily one of the cops suffered an injury while chasing Bill and when Bill was caught, Bill was charged with 3rd degree assault on an police officer. So Bill had to go to court, but Bill got the charge dropped and just got some probation..maybe the same will hold true here.

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  52. The biggest sin that I feel that Smith committed so far, is being where he should not have been. What happened after that is speculative at best as of now. Wrong place, wrong time can buy you alot of heartache. Been there, done that one time too many. He should have been an Auburn man as Coach Chizik said earlier. He got his priorities screwed up and it is going to cost him in more ways than one. I am thankful for him that it was not a felony charge.

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  53. Jay. You media guys. Always bucking the system...LOL. I'm sure they will work it out. I mean, does anyone buy a paper if not for the sports coverage?

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  54. IV - I think the police officer as an eye witness offers us more than speculation.

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  55. LET HIM PLAY, LET HIM PLAY...We need the dudes man.

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  56. Mon. Not to start anything, but Jet said nothing of substance has come out of brewton in decades. hay hay hayyy

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  57. SEC....BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

    LET GANNETT BLOG & VIDEO D*****!!!!!!!

    whew.

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  58. Jet would never say something like that.

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  59. It appears to me that Smith had the opportunity to just walk away or call the cops himself if he were indeed struck first. If I am the Chiz, I lay down the law.

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  60. Jay, once word leaks out that this would interfere with your coverage of Auburn, I am certain the SEC will do something about it.

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  61. So let me see if I got this straight. Dude clocks ES, ES hits back, Dude signs warrant?

    This happened once in my family (dont ask). Person who hit first calls police. Person who got hit declines to sign warrant. Person who hit first does sign warrant, and guess who went to jail? However, when this went before a Judge, person who hit first gets convicted of assault.

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  62. There is nothing chivalrous about fighting unfairly, including hiting someone under the influence when you're sober, hitting someone that is not in your weight class, or hitting someone in the back of the head.

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  63. At this point, I am willing to watch The Three Daves and return to the old rules. The media coverage has helped turn the SEC into the money machine it is today.

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  64. Who said that was chivalrous?

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  65. Moral of story: Dont start no s**t, wont be no s**t. Should he have walked away? Yes. But how many of us (especially guys...)are gonna get assaulted and not swing back out of instinct? Testosterone is a powerful drug!

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  66. I don't recall anyone saying that exactly. I was just making a comment. Geez.

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  67. Steven have you read Goldberg's article?

    http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2009/08/police_saw_auburns_eric_smith.html

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  68. I love saying "don't start no, won't be no" to Greg...For some reason it just cracks him up!! :-)

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  69. Monica,

    No I havent. Im goin now. Be right back...

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  70. My Tommy I finally answered your email. Sorry it took me forever. I was on a grant deadline this afternoon.

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  71. I think theres a lot of information missing from this story. Punching a guy out in front of policeman for a bloody nose acquired earlier in the evening doesnt sound logical to me.

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  72. If I could only figure our Michael's code, I could figure out the next Robert Langdon adventure.

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  73. I can think of scenarios where a good argument could be made for self defense, especially given the bloody nose. I suspect he's in the Chiz Doghouse for a while, but I dont see a conviction for assault.

    Maybe Im just thinking like an attorney. No, Im not, but Ive certainly paid enough of them over the years to have picked up a few things.

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  74. I think Eric Smith will probably have a tough time making it to the field this year.

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  75. Steve I think you're thinking like a kool aid drinker. Maybe?

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  76. Steven - not Steve

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  77. Monica

    I can see where the 'Dont start no mess, wont be no mess' would apply to you. I certainly wouldnt start any mess with you. I learned a long time ago that southern women are not to be messed with, especially if they have older brothers. ;)

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  78. I'm all talk. Besides, didn't you see where I said Greg LAUGHS at me??? LOL Or sometimes he says, "Maybe I want some ****!" LOL

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  79. Monica

    Just playing devils advocate, I guess.

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  80. Monica, As always, you are right about what I said and you offered a slightly different perspective on things. Yes, I know the cop being there removes any doubt from what he witnessed until the arrest was made. What I was really talking about being speculative was what happened before the cop arrived. There were several reports given I suspect as always happens in these type cases. Only the judge can sort it out and he will. But the entire event could have and should have been avoided if Mr. Smith had been where he was supposed to have been. The good that will come out of this is the strong message that will be sent to the team and indeed, Mr. Smith will be a better Auburn man or he will be gone. I feel, sadly, that he will probably be gone. I do like moving him to LB as punishment.

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  81. Sounds like Greg married the right woman to me!

    *grin*

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  82. You guys are in luck today, none of this reminds me of an old Auburn story from the day. You won't be bored out of your gourds with the old man rambling out of control.

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  83. IV - I'm interested in the story leading up to the fight, too. Not sure if we'll ever know it.
    And you know we love your stories so don't even start that business. Mrs. IV just kept you busy today.

    Steven - I keep trying to convince him he did! lol We do have fun. :-)

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  84. Monica,

    Speaking of, hows negotiations with the author? He still playing hard ball?

    I love hearing first person accounts about things Im too young to know about. I met a woman when I first moved to New Orleans who was actually in a concentration camp during WW2. I used to listen to her for hours, just fascinated that what she had actually lived what I can only read about in books.

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  85. My 2 cents on Eric Smith.

    First off, everyone needs to remember that he is just a young man making a couple of bad choices. He should have a chance to make amends for his actions and pay a debt to his teammates that is acceptable for letting them down. Also, I notice that everyone seems to try and find reason's to justify his actions, but sometimes it's just bad choices on everyone's part and he is guilty of that. The silver lining of this story is that hopefully a precedent has been set for what happens when someone slips up. Hopefully it can be powerful enough to detour other's from making similar decisions. Being on a team that completely lacked discipline, I really value that their are consequences to the actions that hurt the team and the individual. I hope that Eric will learn from this and work his way back onto the team and have a very succesful future off the team and on the team. He does not deserve to be excommunicated from the team and sent to an island to whither away. I truly believe he will get that opportunity to right his wrongs, but he is going to have to earn it.

    Sorry for the length.

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  86. I totally agree with you, Steven. Nothing like hearing first hand account. I'm still working on him. I'm wearing him down. We'll see how it goes.

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  87. Steven (or Steve, your choice) should proofread before he hits the 'publish' button

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  88. Very well put, Eddie. I think we can all agree it was a very bad choice, regardless of what happened leading up to it.

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  89. Im out of battery power and coffee, so I will chat later.

    War Eagle!

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  90. I'm with you, Eddie. Fry him.

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  91. I don't see how people drink coffee, I accidentally had some right now and it feels like I'm going through the mother of all adrenaline rushes.

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  92. LGGB,
    And how do you accidentally have coffee?

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  93. Coffee is good.

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  94. I'll play the devil's (or in this case, Eric Smith's) advocate here.

    What do you expect a 'football player' to behave like after someone has punched him in the face (in a fight he didn't start). Do you expect him to run to his mama crying? He's not a figure skater for crying out loud.

    If I am punched in the face I'll run after the dude to his car, the air port, his home town, I'll drag him out of his grave and beat the crap out of him. I'll tie him to a chair and make him watch twilight. He started it.

    I think it will end up being an open and close case. The cop's statement says that Eric Smith had blood coming out of his nose. The other guy started it and opened himself to a can of whupass.

    And ... now we know the name of the pansy.. Decari Jenkins. I need to send him a tutu and pair of pink slippers.

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  95. Welcome, Byron! I just had my first cup of coffee since about February. I don't drink when it's hot outside. Of course, I drink decaff. :-)


    By the way, how funny is it that Trent Richardson's brother allegedly spilled the beans that Saban has been lining him up in the Wildcat? *allegedly*

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  96. I think I either killed the thread or something.

    Ya'll can speak out, even if you are wrong and therefore don't agree with me. As much as my previous post makes me sound like one, I'm not a violent person. much.

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  97. LGGByron, The old man welcomes you. It is so good to have new contributors on the scene. You got dropped kick by a couple of regulars right out of the shoot. You handled it like a pro. I salute you and say keep hate fresh but love Auburn more.

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  98. Aero, that's an acceptable response/reaction...



    ...if you want to be kicked off the team.

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  99. Aero...All I can say is amen brother, amen. I think you are on the right track for this story, but time will tell. I think we need to move on and leave this for the judge and Coach Chizik to sort out.

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  100. Earlier post...shoot = chute. My bad.

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  101. and heavily medicated

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  102. I don't post much but had to weigh in in support of Aero, glad we have people like you to defend us (although I thinking forcing someone to watch Twilight would violate the Geneva Convention against torture).

    I wish that Eric S had chosen to stay home and avoid the situation but can't fault him for getting his licks in if he was hit first.

    War Eagle

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  103. I can't say that I would back down because I never have. I hope the police got the whole story and the judge is fair with him. I don't want to judge Smith nor Chizik. Let the courts judge Smith and let Chizik do his job.

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  104. y'all are nuts and blinded by the orange

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  105. I'm a little concerned with Aero's bondage/Twilight/pink tutu fetish.

    We have a judicial system for a reason. Let the judge decide. I hope CGC sits Eric's ass on the bench until that decision is made.

    That is all.

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  106. Don't get me wrong, he should be disciplined but I really think that curfew is the larger issue, it shows a continuing lack of judgement vs. an immediate(ish) reaction to getting punched. If we had athletic dorms it would be easier to enforce curfews.

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  107. Was that for the former or latter part Mon?

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  108. That was for all your parts, JZ.

    :-)

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  109. Wow...I just blushed.

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  110. I bet Greg just laughed out loud if he is around

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  111. Brethren,

    The Good Book says to turn the other cheek. So turn it.

    Then extend to him the right hand of Christian fellowship. Then the left. Repeat.

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  112. Just convinced Tom to take Friday before the game off. Now we can go to Auburn one day early!

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  113. Brother Jet, would it be acceptable if the hands of christian fellowship of which you speak were clenched into fists?

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  114. Jet someone said you were speaking ill of Brewton exports. I said it couldn't be true.

    Right?

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  115. No bondages fetishes here, j-z. Tried it, didn't go too well. Can't elaborate.

    Moniker. Yes we are nuts. They are inseparable.

    I know Jesus said turn the other cheek. But Jesus' daddy can hit you with a bolt of lightening. My Daddy, not so much. We gotta stand up for ourselves. Also Jesus wasn't very good at playing football.

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  116. Best thing coming out of Brewton in the last 50 years is Highway 29.

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  117. My true feelings:

    At 1:45 a.m. on a school night in a bar during preseason camp, any trouble that comes your way is your own. Just the way it was my own 26 years ago during my college days.

    Monica said it two days ago, and I believe that she's right. Fair or not, you've got a higher standard to live up to when you are a football player.

    And if Chiz thinks Eric Smith has to go to prove a higher point, then that's the way it will be. I'll support the coach's decision on this because there are sound arguments either way.

    But let all be warned, if Eric Smith somehow works his way back, the next one that follows his path shouldn't expect such mercy.

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  118. Just a tongue in cheek jab at one of our state's most beautiful towns.

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  119. Slightly OT, but thanks to Nick @ Nite reruns, I have recently become a huge fan of Malcolm In The Middle.

    Perhaps E.Smith was just channeling his inner Reese?

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  120. Mr. Smith should have stepped away and let the law handle things. Fighting to prove your manhood isn't macho. It actually hints at insecurity. Macho is not being the one in jail biting the pillow.

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  121. Peter- what the heck is your problem with me? Um tired of your BS. Drop it.

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  122. Ok...I've hit a new low..

    I'm watching the "Dating in the Dark" season finale on ABC.

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  123. 2 hours on and it the worlds still flying by, odd, soft drinks don't have this effect on me, I've found my kyptonite!

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  124. One day NFL teams will draft a good qb and not the crap USC hype. Sanchez may turn out to be good but it ain't gonna be tonight.

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  125. Is Mr. Tate in on the pick 'em contest?

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  126. Cincy, my hubby has put all Fridays before a home as 1/2 day vacation. I can't wait!!

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  127. *home game, that is.

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  128. Have you ever lied about your age to benefit your chances with the a man/woman/other?

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  129. Uh.....who are you talking to Monica?

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  130. all of you wonderful people!

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  131. I have. I once told a girl I was 42 year old oil tycoon instead of 21 year old college student. She didn't believe me.

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  132. oh, wait, she said wonderful people...I'm definitely not one of those. I retract my statement.

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  133. I always looked so young I would tell my real age and the opposit sex I was gawking at, laughed and said you're kidding right.

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  134. Peter...

    I once told a girl I was 6"5 before she met me..

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  135. I cannot comment as to what age I may or may not have told anyone I may or may not have been on the Florida Gulf Coast during the Spring Breaks of 90-92.

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  136. Digger has a freakish genetic thing going on. Greg and I met him a year or so ago and I'd say he looks about 55-60 MAYBE. And how old are you, Dig?

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  137. I'm 6'4 210 pounds all muscle, well in my deluded reality.

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  138. 75 and going strong.

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  139. that's not true, Peter! is it?

    faker what do you mean before you met her?

    christina - lying to "girls gone wild" is ok!

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  140. LGG, are you using the Internet Hotness Conversion Factor? ;-)

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  141. I SWEAR Digger looks like he's in his 50's. It's very strange. And he's a perv. Just sayin.

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  142. Internet Hotness Conversion Factor?

    What kind of crap is that?

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  143. LGGByron, are you sure it wasn't an espresso?

    personally I had an "addiction" to dark chocolate covered espresso beans. kept me going for a pretty good while as I recall.

    Mon, thanks for the response.

    Michael, sdfkj erdfnlcv sdfllxsd ;lernsdfg fleplepeeleyehfb

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  144. Proudly am a life long member of the DOM Club
    Our Motto: Even dirty old men need love

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  145. Well, I was still in High School and they wanted college girls, so a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...

    Faker, the IHCF is what you used when you said you were 6'5". Well, unless you are 6'5" then you're freakishly tall.

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  146. It might or might not be. I might or might not have been bored and just wanted to see how cheesy I could get away with...

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  147. Trying to catch up here... I see where JGT was recently charged with felony assault for beating up another beat hack.... So, JGT, were you Reporter A, B or C?


    My record, for the record, is as clean as a whistle. I'm a perfect angel (who just never got caught).

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  148. Sanchez just threw an interception and it was taken to the end zone Ravens 21 Jets 7 halftime

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  149. Well maybe not freakishly, but I would consider that fairly tall.

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  150. It is for a 5 foot woman

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  151. I'm 5'7" before heels.

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  152. Is using a fake ID lying about your age?

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  153. hmmm. thanks guys. now I know what my fiance (five foot woman) thinks of me (6'5" guy). I'm a freak. Wait...oh, yeah! I'm a freak. Bow chicka wow wow.

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  154. Put your heels on and you can look over my head. I'm 5' 8"

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  155. I dated a guy who was 6'6". He was from Thomasville, AL. He played football for So Miss. His nick name was Snake. The end.

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  156. Are ya like 6"1 with heels?

    or 6"4?

    or 6"7?

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  157. Bird, that was what I was referring to, although I liked the Girl's Gone Wild story so I just went with that. Although mine wasn't fake. It just wasn't me...

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  158. Big Bird, you used a fake id to atract a lover?

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  159. Big Bird - were you using your id for "romantic" purposes?

    6'5" is hawt, but you're still a freak for other reasons

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  160. 6'7"?...those aren't heels, those are stilts.

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  161. Snake, huh? there are two reasons to have a nickname like that. one is that he was a convict that was always stabbing people in the back...

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  162. LOL Kristina - Pick a story, any story...

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  163. I used the ID to gain entry to certain facilities which would have otherwise not have seen fit to allow me in. Once you are in, there is no need to lie......

    A bar which rhymes with Tupper Blub took one of the best ones I ever had, still haven't gotten over it.....

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  164. Yea my drivers license had a picture of Peter Lawford and I kept saying honey look at the picture don't believe your lieing eyes.

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  165. I knew a guy whose nickname was...... man I better not

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  166. No that wasn't his nickname, I just thought better of getting something like that started here.

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  167. Denaros, The Hunter, and Waldo Peppers think my name is Matt

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  168. mytommy = nickname tease


    ummm I just Googled Snake and he lives in the Gump!!!! He is co founder of a company and apparently is doing quite well.

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  169. well, that marks off convict...

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  170. tea...all....over...computer...screen

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  171. So he's not a drunken former QB that broadcasts the football games of a team from the underworld?

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  172. at 6'6" That snke would get nose bleed if ever got that high on a step latter

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  173. We used to refer to a certain girl we knew as: "chomp-chomp". You figure it out.

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  174. I never owned a fake ID... but, once when I was 18 I went to a bar in downtown Macon, GA... I was supposed to be the DD... when the bouncer looked at my ID he read my DL # rather than my birthdate, and asked me, "Does that say '66?" (as in 1966)... I said, "yep!" got my stamp and proceeded to not be the DD that night.

    Keep in mind, I am somewhat young looking... and when I was 18 I didn't look a day over 15, if that.

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  175. Yeah see I knew this was going to lead us off Auburn stuff.

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  176. But, But, But... we never go off topic here!

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  177. Doesn't using your fake ID at the supper club count as Auburn stuff?

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  178. It ain't called the Hottest Auburn Blog on the Net for nothin'....

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  179. Mon. If you are still around. I knew Jets reference to Brewton was tongue in cheek. I had to split so I never got a chance to finish up that post. He was referring to an offensive linemen, that hasn't been too offensive to date.

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  180. Spongeworthy = trouble maker

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  181. Ooooohoooh, that smell.

    Can't you smell that smell?

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  182. well dang i can't find a picture of him anywhere...

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  183. Mon .... why don't you Yahoo his ID to me? I'll look him up for you.

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  184. Hey Jet if I give you the name and business name of Snake will you go find him tomorrow and take his picture? That's not too stalker creeptastic is it???

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  185. Yeah. I'm an instigator. Spreading the seeds of discontent.

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  186. I'll send a representative.

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