Radio Appearance (No Longer) Forthcoming
Hey everyone. I will be participating in my weekly segment on SuperSport 930 out of Jackson, Miss., in a bit. That extravaganza began around 9:07 a.m. CST and has ended. There will be a podcast later in the day in case you missed the fun.We barely discussed Auburn.
The segment included a difficult moment when I realized two of my ex-girlfriends have Facebook pics that involve guns. Here is proof:
Pistol:
Shotgun (thanks, Pete!)
posted by Jay G. Tate at
9:06 AM
189 Comments:
frist
atta boy! way to not quit
3rd/2nd?
First, with incorrectly spelled substance.
Yes, we start off with former Senator Bill Frist.
RK ... Ex-Sen. Frist, a surgeon, actually might have some cogent points to add to the health care reform debate.
I am not rectangular today.
jhag,
Quiters never win, and winners never quit.
You and I are winners buddy.
Live Rust!
The Rust Never Sleeps era of Neil Young's career was his peak in my mind.
He's had a career of great highs and awful lows musically.
Have ya seen neil young lately?? He looks like the doctor who rode in the ambulance in the cannonball run movies, lil scary.
Finally not rectangular. Life's good when Fridays can be arranged to listen to JG's Hatin' segment.
Neil Young ....Harvest
Neil Young = immediate channel change.
B ... that is an awesome parallel.
Doctor ... Foyt!
My immediate channel change?
Pearl Jam. Yeah, I said it.
Random thoughts ...
1. Perhaps we should celebrate Friday with beers and cigars at our respective locales.
2. I'll have to figure out a way to fake a conference call starting at 2 p.m.
3. Ron Franklin used to take gratuitious shots at a former AU head coach for the way he left Ole Miss, and that bothered me, so I was not his fan. Now that I endorse gratuitious shots at said former coach, I think he's a wonderful announcer.
4. Apparently the new Texas Tech coach is trying to start something akin to "Tiger Walk" at TTU. He was thinking of calling it "Raider Walk," but was seeking suggestions. My thoughts: "Duck Hunt" or "The BBQ Baste."
Buffalo Springfield, early 70's with Crazy Horse, Rust Never Sleeps late 70s ear and late 80's/early 90's Crazy Horse era are all great Neil Young ears.
Everything else, especially the early 80's Devo type stuff is awful.
My channel changers...
Jason Mraz
John Mayer
Supertramp
There are many others, but those come straight to my mind.
Werk - My XM preset stations don't play most of those so they're no issue. I have a lot of channel changers who I think are highly overrated.
Pearl Jam...channel changer, unfortunately that is the case now.
The music situation now a days is just sad.
JUST SAY NO TO CHINA CRAWFISH!!!!
Jay G's spoken. Spoken.
one of the only things i "refuse" to watch or listen to is anything with madonna in it. I have a hard time watching George Clooney as well after he was making fun of Charlton Heston about his alzheimer's.
Repost from previous thread:
WERK, the coaches do know more about the sport than I do (and all of you do too), but they did the same thing with my boy, Will Herring, and I just don't think he was as good at LB as he was Safety.
Jet, they say imitation is the best form of flattery...he just better not be taking any credit because TW was invented LONG before he was ever at Auburn.
http://www.cajungrocer.com/fresh-foods-crawfish-live-c-1_15_19.html
get it in season fresh to the door.
Bin, that's awful!!! How could anyone make fun of that terrible disease???!!
Harvest and After the Gold Rush are my favorite N Young albums
And Pearl Jam is awesome! Haters!
Pearl Jam sucks/sucked, whatever. I don't even know if they're still doing new stuff.
Pearl Jam and goats suck
It's totally the gourds.....
Homer - Is that "Wifey" in the background with you?
How many people can say they met their wife being a practice goalie? What a great story!
hoodoo guru''' rock
guru's
Wifey is at work and I am alone in HABOTN Headquarters. I think the laughter was from people in the studio.
I really did become a practice goalie for the Transylvania U. field hockey team in an effort to woo its star sweeper in 1992. That's 100% true.
The girls with guns ... I feel shame.
Girls + Guns = HAWT
G Gordon Liddy puts out an excellent calendar featuring that awesome mix.
You were slayin em', Jay.
Oh LAWD.
Should I post the pics of the girls with guns? I mean, I feel like I owe you proof.
as usual, I am so rectangular that all 4 sides are of equal length.
If you're interested...
Stacked & Packed
Only if you check out
explosionsandboobs.com , jay.
Did i really hear mr mackey on the sports show?
I'm sure everyone has people from the past that they look back on and are thankful that it only lasted a short period of time.
But yes, please post said pics.
I get that some guys are into that, the whole girls and guns thing, but it's so not me.
Or maybe it is and I'm repressing. So confusing.
Do you have any pics of Leslie Metcalf?
The A-Day game will also be available online via ESPN360.
#1 channel changer of all time..
Steely Dan (just typing that makes me want to vomit. I HATE UAT)
distant #2= van halen
I can't post pics in the comments.
Leslie Metcalf ... now that's a girl I'd really like to see. I wonder if she's still hot.
A-Day game online... for the 0.5% of the population with ESPN360
JGT, guns are one thing, second amendment and all, don't feel bad.
Girls with knives are a different story. Believe it or not I can tie all this together with a 'breakfast story".
I had a 'friend' in college, again she was kind of busty and permissive, (except with me, I was 'sweet').
Anyway I was going to church on a Sunday morning and I get a call from this chick and she's like, I need you to take me to the police station. I am over protective and rush over there and she is all bruised up, and I'm all about whoop somebody and woo the maiden, yada, yada, yada.
Anyway, she had a car wreck the night before I took her up to the station to get a report and she was all like, lets go get breakfast my treat. So I go. She has a HUGE black eye, and she kinds of dressed in a certain manner.
Anyway, we are at the IHOP on Opelika road, me in church clothes with a chick with a black eye and walk of shame clothes on, and EVERYONE is staring at us.
I think nothing of it, cause I am starving. She pays the check and as we go to leave, and chick says, 'You know, everyone thinks you beat me' like it was nothing.
Later on that year, my dad came up for b-ball game and she gives me this dagger as a present, which prompted my dad to rag on me for hours.
Morale: Gun chick is okay, stay away from knife chick.
Pearl Jam released a pretty darn good album last fall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuq7RYQ8Wa0
Pics uploaded to blog.
[shakes magic 8 ball]
'It is certain'
Knives are worse. Absolutely.
THT, do you understand that your interpretation of that being a good thing for the bammers is totally wrong? Do you know the song is about an immense jackass with a great name, here > When asked about the line, "They call Alabama the Crimson Tide, they call me Deacon Blues," Donald Fagen told Rolling Stone magazine: "Walter and I had been working on that song at a house in Malibu. I played him that line, and he said, 'You mean it's like, 'They call these cracker a--holes this grandiose name like the Crimson Tide, and I'm this loser, so they call me this other grandiose name, Deacon Blues?' and I said 'Yeah!' He said, 'Cool, let's finish it.'"
There isn't a single bloggist on Earth that would leave him or herself open to this kind of shame.
It is redeptive and I don't regret it.
No shame bro. Thanks for sharing.
I think I'm more a fan of the long gun here.
No offense, but the pistol would 'offend' me more than the large gun.
I can work around the large gun, so to speak.
I have all 7 Steely Dan studio albums. Those two dudes are genius in my book.
BinOBA - no, I never got that far with it. I still hate it. I don't want to hear those nasty words on my radio.
KEEP HATE ALIVE
As Tez Robertson once said: ``Sometimes you have to own up to it."
Steely Dan sucks.
well, I guess that settles it ;-)
Steely Dan was one of the better of the very many concerts I've attended. Except for their allowing Michael McDonald to perform with them.
The rifle pic is hot.
The pistol pic... well...
Jay G, you not scared the girls in question will find out you are posting their pics?
You do alot of things when you are 18-23 years old and/or in college.
Just think ... Jhag ain't even got started.
if you don't like steely dan, you eat babies.
ugh.. Michael McDonald. The man who single handedly ruined the Doobie Brothers. Yes he's WAAAAAAAYYY up there on the Channel Changer list.
Michael ... they're nice girls and I say nice things about them. It's not like I'm ragging them. I'm ragging me.
speaking of babies... I love me some Alice Cooper
Billion dollar baby
I got you in a dimestore
No other little girl could ever
Hold you any tighter, any tighter than me baby
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Fighting like a dog whose been infected by the rabies
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough tell me
I'm so scared your little head
Will come off in my hands
jet,
it kind of makes me jealous in a way.
and, of course, there's...
I love the dead before they're cold
Their bluing flesh for me to hold
Cadaver eyes upon me see - nothing!
No shame JG. Most dudes (including me) have done worse than that. Heck I was active duty Navy for 2 years while 18-19 years old.
The barefooted shotgun can be worked around fo sho.
The jack-boots and pleated skirt are scary.
THT, please tell me you've seen Yacht Rock. It's a purposely-bad mockumentary that makes fun of the Smooth Music era. Steely Dan, Michael McDonald, and Kenny Loggins get plenty of face time. Hilarious stuff.
I agree... eff Steely Dan.
Pearl Jam jumped the shark years ago, but their latest album is actually pretty good.
Is that a rifle or is it a shotgun?
What about old Steely Dan?
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf...
Dead babies can't take care of themself.....
That's prolly a 16 or 20 ga. modified barrel single shot shotgun.
weagle251 - nope, haven't seen it. I live a sheltered life.
Janie's got a gun.
Talk about a channel changer.
Rifle chick is hot.
pearl jam's recent reissue of ten (redux) is actually better than the original. it takes out all the "wall of sound" production. no code sucked.
I like old Aerosmith. After riding the Rockin' Rollercoaster at Disney, I didn't want to hear Aerosmith for a while.
On the other hand, I'd rather Janie shoot me than to ever hear "It's a small world" again.
jgt. can you comment on their "guns"?
Janie song was definitely annoying because I'd hear it on the way to work in San Anton' and it would be stuck in my head all day long.....just like now.
Thanks a lot, Jet.
Hoop ... I concur.
In re IOC's reactions to celebrations: The IOC must be taking to college football rules makers.
When we win the national championship, I guess the IOC will be offended should I run nekkid from the star on the steps of the State Capitol down Dexter Avenue to the Court Street Fountain.
jgt, were either of those whale records i linked you tolerable?
Jet ...if we win the MNC, I'll join ya on that run. Would anyone even notice 2 old guys running nekkid down Dexter Ave?
Individual accomplishments ..I say celebrate as you wish and we'll judge if you are stoopid or not. Teams sports ....celebrate only as a team and you aren't stoopid.
Lucky guy. There's something very cool about women and weapons...I couldn't bribe my wife into going to the range with me...oh well, she's still a babe. :)
ahahhahaahhaah
That's a shotgun. I've never seen a break breech load rifle. Also, the barrell is way to big to be a rifle.
Lots of substance today and last night!
Canadian women's celebration - I thought it was cool. Just wish it had been the U.S. women doing the celebrating.
Steely Dan = very good/talented. I like them more as background music than anything else.
Pearl Jam = overrated.
I decided to obscure "pistolia"'s face. Just to be 100% fair.
Thanks for the ID, Pete.
You have been thanked on the blog front.
Good morning.
For you Star Wars/SEC/Auburn fans:
http://chadgibbs.wordpress.com/2010/02/26/the-sec-as-star-wars-characters/
I hope I did the link correctly, I am not too swift in that regard.
Enjoy
The chick with the hand gun is chubfugly.
The one with the shotgun is a sex biscuit.
Biff would hit it.
JGT,,,
One WORD...
SMOKIN!!!!!
you stud...
I am finding the Rollison departure very strange. From what I have read, he will complete the Spring semester before transferring. If that is the case, why wouldn't he compete for the QB spot and just see what happens? It may very well be that he needs to focus on academics, but I do find that strange.
Steve ...If you'll peruse the ESPN stuff, you'll see in a couple of different places where "academic issues" along with unhappy at AU were mentioned by the father.
he's obviously not getting the pt outside of an injury to newton. maybe stay through spring and see if newton gets hurt. it would still benefit to go through spring drills if he sticks around to finish classes. of course the coaches would not waste reps on him. he may need to focus on academics to get out without negatively impacting AU's academic standing with ncaa. it is better if he transfers out in good academic standing and may affect his future eligibility at shstu or open up better options.
Nobody should ever criticize Steely Dan. There are things in this world that are questionable, but there is one certain fact that cannot be argued. Steely Dan didn't get where they are because of their looks.
After this season, Rollison would likely also have to compete with Driskel. After thinking about it a bit, he definitely doesn't have an easy path to be the starting QB. Prior to Newton arriving, he had a decent chance. Caudle would have been my bet to start the season, but I believed that Rollison or Moseley would eventually take over once Caudle demonstrated his ability to complete passes to players, regardless of Jersey color.
Let the record state that at 10:10 Seanzie questions the authenticity of said 'rifle'.
Also, the Star Wars analogy is spot on. Here is justification as how South Carolina could be the Princess and here's why. They think they're essential to the storyline yet really they're just there and at times very annoying.
the ncaa committee on infractions would have to be the jedi council. they have great power but refuse to use it or see the threat among them until it is too late. luke will have to be the last hope to expose the emperor's player buying, lying and cheatin' ways. AU blew up the first death star with jelks and means. now they have rebuilt and AU has an x-wing with gus the helm coming for them!!!
if ole miss would ever go through with naming admiral akbar their official mascot of the rebel alliance, i would have a new 2nd favorite team.
bear would have to be the old republic for bammers. when all was right with the world in their eyes. but bear, like the repulic, is dead.
Sean: I was giving a new guy some love!
I don't like that homegirl was called "chubfugly." weak, biff.
Sounds like J Kev the Lane Kiffin of HABOTN?
Jet, help me out here...when I was a kid we went a couple of times (when my dad had a convention to attend)to a hotel/resort somewhere in Alabama that had a big pool with diving boards that had pretty good height to them. My brother and I and some buddies would rent bikes and ride from the hotel to the pool. I always remembered this as the Grand Hotel, but after going down there earlier this month, the layout of the grounds doesn't look right (not to mention the placement of the pool is all wrong). Could I be thinking of Lakepoint or have the grounds at the Grand changed that much? This is driving me crazy.
Oh yeah, I also remember some cabins being on the grounds (I think).
Count Chocula ...
About 10 years ago, the Grand went through a massive renovation. Once RSA took control, Bronner had them build the Spa building where the pool once was, and they removed one of the previous units of rooms to make room for the new, more resortish pool. The old pool was more Olympic in style, and I believe had the high dives. The Grand used to have bungalows in area where the lake was built across the street from the hotel units.
I made a couple of Lakepoint visits during my early teen-aged days; it was cheap place for a church group to do a weekend retreat. I can't recall the pool set-up there.
Thanks, Jet. I just couldn't make my memories fit in with the current set-up. Now if I tilt my head just right, I can see it.
no disrespect to Alice Cooper, but Code Blue is the best necromania song ever.
I just wasted 20 minutes on hold, only to get hung up on as soon as I asked a question. Grrr.
PF - was the question related to the air speed velocity of a Swallow?
PF, you've stirred a memory. I saw Alice Cooper at the Arizona State Fair in 1990. If I remember correctly, all you had to do was buy a ticket into the fair, and you could go to the concert in the coliseum, which was on the fairgrounds. It was the full show he did on his tour that year. I definitely remember him singing "I'm Eighteen", "No More Mr. Nice Guy", and "School's Out". He also did some guillotine routine that made it look like his head (or someone else's) got chopped off. I don't remember exactly.
LGG Byron calls to tell me US up 1-0 just a minute or so into the game due to a big booboo by the Fin goalie.
Jay G, he gets credit because he had facts, I was merely guessing. Apologies for trying to steal Pete's thunder.
make that 2-0
"It'd be nice to have a couple years with one guy running the offense."
Equals ======
Cam Newton as our starter. The job is his to lose.
Make that 3-0,
Good lord, THT at this rate we will by 10.
Or, as another poster here might say, "the job is his to loose."
Wow, every time I refresh, the USA scores a goal. This is great! Maybe I should follow AU football this way.
Norm,
Hilarious.
As I was saying...make that 4-0.
Gold Medal Game, baby!
:yawn:
4-0.
Finnish goalie just pulled himself out of the game.
5-0
6-0 ... save some goals for Sunday!!!
USA v Canada?
Didn't we just see that?
OMG! Are any of you Hotties watching this hockey game? How in the heck did Finland get to the semis with this kinda defense???
I haven't watched a ton of hockey games in my life, but I've never seen a team score this many times so quickly.
nope, Luv. No Hotties watching the hockey game.
First period?
I didn't read any comments before posting, PF. Most people are working today. I'm off, so I have the luxury of watching it at home on tv. I didn't know who'd be able to watch.
yes, Seanzie. I'm guessing about 4 or 5 minutes to go in 1st.
I figured; was just teasing you.
Yep, still 1st period, Seanzie.
they scored two goals within 15 seconds
Forfeit? I think yes.
2:30 left in the 1st
I can't watch, Luv :-(
After seeing 63 points scored in the second half a few nights ago, I don't know if we should consider this a win...oh, wait, US Hockey is not coached by a Lebo.
so I was originally upset because I had somewhere to be at three so I was mad I wasn't going to get to watch this game, glad the US has made me feel confident leaving home!
I know, Tar Heel. I'm sorry. You'd be loving it!
1st period is over.
PF, obviously they can't keep up this scoring pace, but I don't think we have to worry about USA letting Finland come back and win. At least, I hope not!
I watched till it got 5-0 then came back here to see what was going on in HABOTNland
Interestly, going into this game, the Finnish goalie had the highest save percentage in the tournament.
"Interestingly", too.
There is no value to the money being spent on the US Census. I don't care what they say, there are other ways to obtain the information, and the billions being spent asking every person 3 stupid questions is ridiculous.
Leave it to the Fed Guv, they can find many ways to waste money.
it's absolutely pure stupidity, PF. Torques my jaw that the feds waste my money like that.
I agree, PF. In this electronic age do they still come door to door??
They don't care. It's not their money.
If they do still go door-to-door, maybe the government could subcontract the Mormons.
Canada will be tough to beat twice.
Scott Choco, I thought I saw on the news the other day that they do. They were telling us that they'd be wearing ID badges and what questions they wouldn't ask you. In this day and age, I'd be much more willing to fill out an online survey than allow a stranger into my house.
Think the Canadians will burn any couches if their guys lose to Slovakia tonight?
Door to door is still in effect, yes. Dude rang my doorbell while I was in the shower and waited % minutes for me to get there...when I answered, he had the wrong address (depite it being posted right next to the door), and had to dig through his bag to find my form.
Also noticed that he was soliciting responses from all of the unocupied condos.
It took me 2 minutes to fill it out. I'm considering adding my dog. She's white, has a name and birthday, so I can fill out all of the boxes.
Anyone know what the special emphasis on hispanics is ?
Slovakia beating Canada would be a huge upset.
USA 6 Fin 0 w/11:00 left in the 2nd. 30 sec left in a USA powerplay.
PF I'm sure that special emphasis will become a political footbball.
In honor of Mr. Tate's gun fetish:
Gold, Guns, Girls
Have they stated taking the census? Seems like last time I just got a questionair in the mail and filled it out and returned it by mail.
awesome game.
Digger,
I know you don't read my posts (nobody does), but please see my 3:06 post as an answer to your question.
some interesting arrests being made in Gainesville, FL.
my favorites are:
CONSERVATION-ENVIRONMENT: LITTER 15 POUNDS TO UNDER 500 POUNDS
and
NON-CHARGEABLE OFFENSE: INFORMATION PURPOSES ONLY.
This hockey game has lost my attention. I'm going to listen to hatin' archives on supersport930.com.
Watched the first 7 minutes of the game, and we were up 3-0. Got a phone call, came back seven minutes later, we were up 6-0.
Wondered if Dewayne Reed had ever been to Helsinki.
Gatortown Mugshots -- 80 arrests in the last 96 hours. Almost one an hour.
I love it. You click on the mugshots and read the accused offense, then wait about 15 seconds and an advertisement pops up.
USA plays in the gold medal game Sunday afternoon at 3pm EST.
Errybody hopes it's against Canada.
THT- Sorry I didn't get back to ya this morning but I was on my way out the door. Yup still keepin it orange and blue in New England...
I didn't get any popup ads. Then again, I don't remember the last time I saw a popup ad. It's been a while. I thought those guys gave up and quit that mess.
Any truth to the rumor Ole Miss is changing their name from the Rebels to the Gangstas and will have a picture of Snoopy Dogg on the side of their helmets?
Finland got WERKED.
That's what I thought.
Well, curses. I'm going to the miss the hockey game for the gold medal. We are going to the last very game that will ever be played at BEMC. I hope the Lady Tigers make it a great one!
I was just looking at Auburn's website and the timeline of events at BEMC. I didn't know they had all those concerts there. Ticket prices have risen EXPONENTIALLY since the early 1970's!
I'll say this....Ben Tate has not backed down from his comments at all..
Tate
Do you think he would have rushed for more yards than Ingram had he played on UA's team? He seems to be saying that Ingram is perceived to be better because he was on an undefeated team.
What say you?...
I will not speak the blasphemous truth on that topic, FSJ.
Faker ..I'll get it over with. Ingram is better. There I said it. No need to discuss anymore.
BTW ....Ben Tate can play on my team anytime.
New thread UPZ.
Peter Frankenschmidt- yes I read your post. In fact your post promted my question. I meant really they have started it and are going door to door. I have seen nothing or anyone around here.
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