Hey everyone. I will be participating in my weekly segment on SuperSport 930 out of Jackson, Miss., in a bit. That extravaganza will begin around 9:07 a.m. CST. There will be a podcast later in the day in case you miss the fun.It typically streams live, so please enjoy the segment digitally if you're so inclined.
Cincy,
ReplyDeletee-mail sent
Community was funny last night.
ReplyDeleteAt least there is something to do today...listen to Hatin'.
ReplyDeleteAs a carry-over topic from the last thread ...
ReplyDeleteWhen I say special access for the HoF people ... that includes FTH and NN people.
RoF is different than HoF.
SOCCER
ReplyDeleteSpuds still suck. Manure are the Yankees of the EPL and all fans are poseurs.
J/K, I love you guys.
And to soothe any frayed nerves over this, I'm not talking about charging for the site or anything.
ReplyDeleteI'm just saying ... I want HABOTN veterans to be able to do things "regular" people can't do. That's all.
So otherwise, if you speak up here on a constant basis, access granted...I Like it.
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeleteEddie, you have nothing to worry about. None of you all do.
I love the sound of premium content based on your HABOTN results...it's very American.
ReplyDeleteI think people should have to pay to read our conversations here and we should charge double for puppet hour.
ReplyDeleteI think veterans should be the only ones starting threads. I know many of you all personally and I trust that you won't be a nutjob on a more open board.
ReplyDeleteRegular people can comment on your topics but cannot start their own.
Oh, and since this cincytiger just started posting, at least according to her profile, she should be excluded :).
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll still be my usual, heavy-handed self!
ReplyDeleteJGT - good to hear/read. I have enough to worry about 55+ hours a week (actually more, but I now refuse to give the man any more of my time than that). I really didn't want to worry about one of the few joys in my life. Thank you, your friend Norm.
ReplyDeleteSeanzie - thanks
ReplyDeleteI've never heard or anyone named CincyTiger. Welcome.
ReplyDeleteWell, lets think about this...that means Steve can start threads now instead of kill them....hmmm
ReplyDeletej/k
so, you're saying folks like Norm & J-Z will be able to post their own threads?
ReplyDeletegod help us.
ajflkajkfljalf - Michael threads will rock.
ReplyDeleteGibberish threads give me hope for the future.
ReplyDeletelmao eddie.
ReplyDeletescottieb - who is this "j-z" to whom you refer?
ReplyDeletehe's the guy who supposedly ran away with Carmella, right?
ReplyDeleteI think J-Z drank himself to death on that rubbish known as PBR.
ReplyDeleteOh yes. THAT j-z. Yes, I think he and Carmella are definitely together.
ReplyDeletethat, or ZooKeeper retaliated with a popcorn attack the likes of which many of us may never behold!
ReplyDeleteIf she did, I can personally attest that he had it coming.
ReplyDeleteCarmela disappeared one day ... after she was outed during a meal at Five Guys!
ReplyDeleteThe Cartman version of Lady Gaga?
ReplyDeleteAwesome!
Norm, anyone who has ever met the man J-Z would agree with that.
ReplyDeleteThat lunch rings a bell.
ReplyDeleteDoes Jimmy James own SuperSport 930?
ReplyDeleteare we ready for some HATE or what?
ReplyDelete"Anthony Grant's ability to recruit in this state is already over." -Jay G. Tate
ReplyDeleteLove it.
ReplyDeleteshould i press those t-shirts this afternoon Seanzie? :)
ReplyDeleteScottie- Get to working on those T-Shirts :)
ReplyDeleteI think it's a go.
ReplyDeletewe'll put that on the front & "GET SOME!" on the back. ha.
ReplyDeleteJGT has all the time they need today. Stay for several segments.
ReplyDeleteAnd, Rush is always a good choice.
i think JG is 'caught in a bad romance' trying to get Biff to play Lady Gaga.
ReplyDeleteI dropped a wall-to-wall mirror (from a bathroom) on my toe the other day. It cut through my shoe, my sock and my skin.
ReplyDeleteI was not happy.
Well, technically, it is "Poker Face" that he's playing.
ReplyDeleteThat represents progress.
Sucks man.
ReplyDeleteah, i missed the 'Poker Face' song. bummer.
ReplyDeletesux for your foot dawg. sorry.
On a previous thread PF said he had a double down from KFC. I did too and it is life changing
ReplyDeleteI would enjoy being in the special community of HABOTN. However, I usually pride myself on stayin' out the loop.
ReplyDeletePacman in 2007 was THAT good.
ReplyDeleteYES!!! POKER FACE!!!
ReplyDeletescottieb gets a shoutout
ReplyDeletescottieb & biff = BFF
ReplyDelete;)
Smezmerizations 2.0:
ReplyDelete1. J-Z actually contacted me via FB the other night. He says he and Carmela are doing quite well, are madly in love, and enjoying their whirlwind tour of Europe. Unfortunately, they didn't realize Florence and Athens were in north Alabama and Rome was in Georgia. I didn't have the heart to tell them.
2. Welcome to CincyTiger. To affirm your commitment to HABOTN (a requirement for newbies), a gift to the HOTTIES is required. Say, if you had a daughter who made peanut butter cookies, then perhaps you could have her make a batch for the group.
oh, it was Cartman singing Lady Gaga. got it now. i was lost earlier Seanzie. hilarious.
ReplyDeleteNice segment Homer.
ReplyDeleteSeanzie...from the end of the last thread.
ReplyDeleteI'll take the 2004 Auburn vintage everytime.
The 2004 Arsenal vintage...I could do without that one.
Thanks for listening, peops!
ReplyDeleteFun stuff, JGT. We'll get a promo out of that one.
ReplyDeleteRegards,
Biff
Can we get "Islands in The Stream" for my opening music next time?
ReplyDeleteTo heck with "Islands in the Stream", you should go with Sheena Easton and "Morning Train".
ReplyDeleteYou can have whatever you'd like...
ReplyDeleteYou can dance if you want to.
ReplyDeleteS-s-s-s-
ReplyDeletethats my favorite song of all time...seriously
ReplyDeleteUh, "Islands in the Stream"....how to put this...no.
ReplyDeleteContinuity, dude.
Harrison, like 7 songs have been named. You've got to be more specific, otherwise we won't all be clear on your favorite song.
ReplyDeleteG, good news on the new board. Only concern I have is that there is another blog that allows new threads to be started and it makes the blog much less intimate than this one. Hopefully your set up will work much better. The people on here are much smarter than on that blog so there shouldn't be any problems. We should however outlaw threads pertaining to goats, tazers, soccer and hockey.
ReplyDeleteEddie,
ReplyDeletePrevious thread, I actualy have been to EuroDisney the first week it opened. Loved it. No one there so we had the park to ourselves for our daughter's 5th b'day!
jay, thanks for reasurring the peops!!
ReplyDelete"We should however outlaw threads pertaining to goats, tazers, soccer and hockey."
ReplyDeleteBLASPHEMY!!
CH=B, you forgot puppets! puppets must be protected at all costs!
ReplyDeleteWEG- Of course a goal of mine is to make it to all the Disney Parks around the world, so hopefully I will make it there one day. That's cool that you made it there at opening.
ReplyDeletesafety dance Mike..safety dance
ReplyDeletewait, i read that wrong CH=B....maybe you should be tased for suggesting such silliness.
ReplyDeleteWe should not allow anyone to post on the new board who is named "Wayne". I just like to ostracize people for no good reason. Always gets funny reactions.
ReplyDeleteWe'll ride it together, uh huh.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen the literal video of Safety Dance, Son of Harri? It's on youtube, so probably not. Can you get to College Humor?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925909
I set out to get you with a fine-toothed comb.
ReplyDeleteBro...if you make it to Paris, let Euro Disney be your lowest of priorities in places to visit in the nearby area.
ReplyDeleteI knew that would get some responses.
ReplyDeleteOne of my three best friends (all equal) is getting married in January on a small, remote island in the Philippines.
ReplyDeleteI may go.
There is no Disneyland there.
not at work buddy.. i'll check it out at home tonight. wife is gone, all the college humor and dirty videos i can stand
ReplyDeleteno disneyland or running water...same thing
ReplyDeleteMichael,
ReplyDeleteFirst, Middle, or Last name Wayne? It cannot be all three.
If you're a Disney freak, you just have to go. Just make time for other cultural experiences! I just have to make it to Tokyo for my last one.
ReplyDeleteCH=B,
ReplyDeleteI outta kick you in the neck.
If you go to the Phillipines, say hi to Carol for me. She is there.
ReplyDeleteThe Tokyo Disneyland have no firearms. They use NINJA.
ReplyDeletePF, I will let the lower courts interpret my Wayne law as they see fit.
ReplyDeleteHow far can Hong Kong Disneyland be from the Philippines? :)
ReplyDeleteWEG- You will have to add Shanghai to the list then in the future.
insert "guards" after "disneyland" a couple of posts ago, and it makes more sense. Not really in the traditional sense of "making sense", but in the sense of grammar making sense, sense, sense. sense. sense.
ReplyDeleteGoats and tazers can stay, but I can't handle soccer and hockey.
ReplyDeletePF, you probably couldn't even kick me in the shin.
ReplyDeletei am feeling really ill today & would love to tase somebody. prolly the first bammer i see. gggrrr.
ReplyDeleteWhen I see "tase" I usually first read "taste", and that makes for some funny posts.
ReplyDeleteSoccer rules. I can't wait till all the soccer threads :)
ReplyDeleteHockey- I can live without Hockey, so I'm cool there.
ch=b - your 10:25 reminds me of a particular line towards the end of Blazing Saddles. I will not post it here.
ReplyDeleteYou have to watch this video. Sorry I can't link it, but take the extra 3 seconds to copy and paste.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBG4B77U3zs
Let me be clear. Spencer Region or any other football player ought to sign where he wants to sign and play where he wants to play. If Region, who committed to Auburn three months ago, decides to go elsewhere, so be it. He has a right to change his mind and shouldn't be skewered or even criticized for doing it.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I'm a bit confused as to how Alabama coach Nick Saban can encourage Region or any other athlete to back out on a commitment to one school and come to his school without opposing what he has said are his own values. P. Marshall
Just to say Norm, we don't want the Irish.
ReplyDeleteNorm, you just made me laugh with your non-post.
ReplyDeleteNorm ...
ReplyDeleteNo Irish.
Yep. You boys got it the appropriate reference.
ReplyDeleteThey're just looking to have fun
ReplyDeletestupid people.
ReplyDeleteI missed it live, but I'll check it out once they get it up on archives.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I do not recommend respratory infections for anyone...I always just assumed that was something smokers would get.
How are the folks doing, RK?
ReplyDeleteStupid People
ReplyDeleteE-bro,
ReplyDeleteThey are doing well. Once they changed mom's heart medication everything was fine...Dad goes back for his PET scan on Monday, so we are just hoping and praying for good results.
Thanks for asking.
amazing. arrested for drunk driving trying to haul off a vehicle wrecked by a drunk driver. that's hard to top.
ReplyDeleteThose are some good-looking bomb builders. I wonder if the woman shops at the Target on 280.
ReplyDeleteScoCho - you're right, they're a fine looking bunch. That 54 year old dude, which is my age in about 8 years, looks 20 years older than his stated age. Yessir. A nice looking group indeed. We'd all like to have them for neighbors I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteGood to hear, RK. I'll be hoping and praying for good things on Monday.
ReplyDeletebuilding bombs can be fun, just ask my buddy Lefty
ReplyDeleteMethinks those Gwinnett County bomb builders also spend too much time in their meth kitchen.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Hoopie. Was thinking the same thing, or Bitter Beer Face syndrome.
ReplyDeleteWow, ASU had an Undie run. The link is great, but I'm afraid to post it here. No nudity, just a lot of girls and some guys in their undies partying and running.
ReplyDeleteHarrison says he regularly has the runs in his undies. Is that the same thing?
ReplyDeleteEddie- michael emailed me and wants you to post those pictures but blur out the girls
ReplyDeleteguess where Harrison and Will will be tomorrow?? You guessed it...Smitty's lake house
ReplyDeleteHarrison- That figures. I thought he would want me to photoshop goats in there.
ReplyDeletegoats in undies would be pretty funny
ReplyDeleteAnimals in human clothing is always funny. Especially if those animals are monkeys.
ReplyDeleteASU better than Ole Miss???
ReplyDeleteSOCCER
ReplyDeleteI used a small bonus I earned at work to buy me an authentic Celtic FC jersey...Woot!
Seanzie- Did you go for the all green jersey?
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I meant the home jersey, Green / White Stripes...Keane?
ReplyDeleteseanzie, thank you for following my request.
ReplyDeleteeddie, please catch on.
I did, Eddie, but not Keane. He's a great player, and I can say that now that he's not at Spuds, but he might be headed back to the Lane in a few weeks. Can't be having that splayed across my back.
ReplyDeleteto answer your question, I got it blank. It's my shirt, after all.
ReplyDeleteMeth labs, undies, lake houses.
ReplyDeleteYou all are scary.
Norm- I'm fightin' the power. I will not conform!
ReplyDeleteJGT - I like 2 out of 3 of those you listed. I have all of my teeth, so you can probably figure out which 2.
ReplyDeleteEddie - you leave me no choice, I don't want to do this but you're forcing me to. You're a ninny.
ReplyDeleteNorm, good thing you stay away from those lake houses. A nasty spill on the dock can definitely cost you some teeth.
ReplyDeleteSeanzie, did your jersey come with those unnecessary things called sleeves. You know for those things you don't use in soccer called arms?
ReplyDeleteIt did. I feel like I got a great deal.
ReplyDeleteThrow-ins are tough without arms.
ReplyDeleteThe keeper AKA goaltender may use his hands.
ReplyDeleteNuh uh SC, you can hold it between your legs, do a front hand spring and throw it with your feet. They did it in Big Green.
ReplyDeleteGood job Seanzie, I'm glad you got a good deal.
Your right seanzie, he also apparently gets to kick people in the nuts. I think that is the only position in soccer I understand.
ReplyDeleteActually, I'm recalling the conversation I had with my goaltender buddy. I think he said he gets kicked in the nuts alot.
ReplyDeleteIt was one or the other.
Seanzie...you're a Celtic fan too? Were you torn when Arsenal played them the CL qualifiers earlier this season?
ReplyDeleteAlso, you could have gotten a Roy Keane Celtic jersey since he spent half a season there. You're a big Roy Keane fan, right?
Welcome to the HA&SBOTN
ReplyDelete:)
I was definitely torn. I think in the end I wanted Arsenal to win just because they needed it more. It ended up being a blessing as the new manager for Celtic was not very good and since he's left they're undefeated in the SPL.
ReplyDeleteI'm just trying to get everyone prepped and ready for when JayG turns this into a World Cup Blog in about a month.
ReplyDeleteThe real drag, though, is that I'll hardly be around here during the World Cup b/c I'll be on internet blackout while at work, waiting to watch the games when I get home.
who spilled the beans i'm making meth at the lake house relaxing in my undies?
ReplyDeleteNot sure how I'm going to handle the WC here.
ReplyDeleteI sold out for soccer in 2006, but that's when it was me and jhag and phreddy and scottie.
We got 250 hits per day.
We're ... waaaaaay past that now.
we can start the world cup talk now.
ReplyDeletespring practice is over.
do we think USA makes it out of their group with england?
Well they should...they are easily the second best team and given England's international form the last couple of years it wouldn't be that big of an upset to beat them.
ReplyDeletewhat's the over/under on how many times the zidane headbutt will be replayed?
ReplyDeleteI'd love a win over the old country, but I'll take a draw on June 12.
ReplyDeleteI hate England as much as the next guy, but I think under Capello they will be a dangerous proposition this World Cup. Spain (especially) and Brazil are still the favorites for me, though.
UGH
ReplyDeleteBeen out all day. Y'all sure know how to make a girl feel welcome.
ReplyDeleteBought a huge griddle for making pancakes at our tailgates this fall.
You pick the game and I will make sure daughter bakes enough peanut butter cookies for a football team.
cincy - thank you. Any comment other than soccer is appreciated. By me at least.
ReplyDeleteSmitty hates soccer.
ReplyDeleteSo the ball team is Hoover bound? Who knows the latest?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if SteveFC had a heart attack during the stockmarket movements yesterday.
ReplyDeleteSince it appears that I'm in the minority where soccer is concerned and that y'all are just going to continue to discuss it, I think I'll just post random stuff which I find interesting or humorous. So, pretty much SOP for me.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to IV?
ReplyDeleteDid he leave HABOTN and I just missed it?
"Sweet Release" Boz Scaggs, that's what I'm hearing now. I know cincy likes Boz no matter what Hoopie says. So there.
ReplyDeleteI do like Boz - I think because he reminds me of happy college days.
ReplyDeletenorm, i would not appreciate occasional updates on the french women's curling team. there is your avenue of revenge.
ReplyDeleteDitto cincy. I got to listening to some his stuff from those days and went and downloaded some of his more current stuff, he's really excellent. I think I have 3,500+ songs on my iPod. I'm pretty sure that absolutely none of it would be considered as being by anyone currently popular. Except maybe Willie.
ReplyDeleteFor all the baseball people here:
ReplyDeleteStephen Strasburg, the real deal or the Mark Prior part 2?
"Loan Me A Dime" by Boz Scaggs has some killer guitar work by Duane Allman on it.
ReplyDeletechip - that does indeed sound truly uninteresting. For me to provide such updates would require some effort and research on my part. I don't really see that happening.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm listening to The Jackson 5 cover of an old Marvin Gaye/Tammy Terrell song. I like The Jackson 5.
ReplyDeleteI'll keep you posted on further developments along these lines.
"Loan Me a Dime" is one of my favorites of his stuff which does not come from my college days.
ReplyDeleteBring on the message board ASAP!
ReplyDeleteWe are less than 120 days until football and you bunch of pansies want to talk about soccer.
Jet,
ReplyDeleteNot all of us pansies were talking soccer. (Although I did love watching Tylerson play!) I was talking peanut butter cookies.
Jet - Thank you for figuratively standing beside me on this.
ReplyDeletemichael- you are correct Smitty hates soccer
ReplyDeleteWorld Cup starts in a month and four days.
ReplyDeleteDrink it up. ESPN is gonna have wall to wall coverage through the month of June. Y'all might want to rent a cabin in the wilderness and not come back to a soccer insulated world for a while.
Ninny
ReplyDeleteSticks and stones, Norm. Sticks and stones.
ReplyDelete:)
Can any of you tell me a game where one man bit another in the groin? Here's a hint - it's SOCCER. I bet you can't tell me a time where that happened in a good old American game like football, baseball or basketball.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that have to do with anything?
ReplyDeleteAnd those American sports are great also. College football is still tops for me.
ReplyDeleteBut what about Brandon Spikes eye gouging the UGA RB last year?
I just noticed we had a visitor from Budapest, Hungary. Jay G, Worldwide.
ReplyDeleteWhat does anything I ever put out here have to do with anything? Usually not much. I'm just gigging you fancy pants soccer fans.
ReplyDeleteI don't like soccer, that much is clear. Some of you do. Fine.
Plenty of dirty plays in my previously mentioned good old American sports have happened. That was certainly a dirty one. But, it was nowhere near the groin and no mouth or teeth were involved.
ReplyDeleteYou may call me many things, but never call my pants fancy.
ReplyDeleteWell, the thing about that one is that apparently it was from a teammate and was part of a goal celebration. So I don't know that it was meant as anything harmful.
ReplyDeleteIs it weird? Absolutely to the tenth degree.
Sad to say, I will be at a hideously boring banquet tonight. I will be counting on fellow HOTTIES to provide updates from Samford Stadium/Hitchcock Fielf/Plainsman Park..
ReplyDeleteTry not to clutter up the thread with soccer talk, too.
Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
Is the game on television anywhere tonight?
ReplyDeleteWhatever, instaed of high fives me and my friends bite each other's crotch instead all the time..no big deal. Smitty loves it
ReplyDeleteSoccer is for ninnys.
ReplyDeleteFootball has eye gouging ..that's respectable violence.
Baseball has Ty Cobb with sharpened spikes and pitchers throwing bean balls ...that's violence apropo for the sport.
Soccer has biting other men's groins? ...well that's just gay.
...oh wait ...not that there's anything wrong with that.
i can watch golf for hours. that's cool, right?
ReplyDeleteHomer ...we're in the football doldrums, so ...even though I could care less about soccer or hockey, it's better than nothing.
ReplyDeleteWe just need more sports celebs doing stoopid stuff that we can criticize.
Harry ...remind me not to ever play as your golf partner.
ReplyDeleteGolf is always cool.
ReplyDeleteWho was it that challenged Harrison's ability to field a single punt and made the Devin Hester comment? Has he been back?
ReplyDeleteyour loss Hoopie
ReplyDeletenope Norm.. i think he's scared of me. He heard I can lift 100 lbs right over my head
ReplyDeleteI'd be interested in watching Xtreme Golf or make it full contact. Someone put that together for me. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteJust like Costanza.
ReplyDeleteAny other Costanza-like qualities Harrison?
ReplyDeleteBOOM!!!
ReplyDeleteF4* is waiting for me to play with him. I won't keep him waiting much longer. Peace out. Even to you fancy pants soccer fan ninnies.
ReplyDeleteGood flip, Norm. No lead up, no nothing, just a flip.
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