6.07.2010

Auburn Regional Sorta Live V

Well, hello there, boys and girls.

We are once again sitting in a sticky press box at Plainsman Park. Your Tigers have taken the field, once again the home team in their own park. As you know, you'll have semi-live updates from the BIG ONE.

Avoid the clap ... and let's get going

CLEMSON v. AUBURN

CU Top 1:
Tough start ... again. Clemson put a couple on and Kyle Parker, who also plays a little QB in his spare time, brought three in with a DONG to center. You might be interested to know that the wind is blowing out rather briskly to right. I'm guessing that won't be the last ball to leave the park tonight. First score: CU 3, AU 0

AU Btm 1:
Not much. Gamache had a Ga-single up the middle and then worked his way around to third on wild pitches. That's the good news. Bad news: He didn't work himself home.

CU Top 2: The visiting Tigers have come to play. You gotta tip your hat to 'em. After that ending last night, they have every right to mail this in. Instead, they've just put two more on the board and chased AU starter Jon Luke Jacobs after just inning. Your score: CU 6, AU 0

AU Btm 2:
Signs of life. Your Tigers put a three-spot on the board. Fradejas and Bryant had RBIs. The Clemson pitcher also got an RBI, since he walked one in. New score: CU 6, AU 3

CU Top 3:
John Hinson has taken a little time off from "Wipeout" to hit a DONGER (Worked in a "Sixteen Candles" reference -- find that elsewhere). New score: CU 7, AU 3

AU Btm 3:
A little bit closer. McElroy with an RBI double and another RBI hit for Bryant. New score: CU 7, AU 5

CU Top 4:
Zilch.

AU Btm 4: Nothing on the board, but Brian Fletcher hit the best looking single you'll ever see. Bounced that baby off the wall.

CU Top 5: Clemson stretches it back out a bit. A run on a couple of hits. New score: CU 8, AU 5

AU Btm 5:
And Auburn closes the gap again. Mummey with a DONG to right. Back to two. CU 8, AU 6

CU Top 6:
A single, but no damage.

AU Btm 6: Ditto for Auburn -- single but no damage.

CU Top 7: You'll probably not remember the name Richie Shaffer in a few weeks, but he's very likely the guy that stomped on Auburn's super regional dreams. His double scored three. New score: CU 11, AU 6

AU Btm 7: A run crossed the plate, but a big opportunity missed. Fittingly, some guy had a goat behind the center field wall. There was also one on the base path. Last night's hero made two pretty big blunders -- either that or he was trying not to score. If so, well played, sir. Well played, indeed. New score: CU 11, AU 7

CU Top 8: A little action. Nothing anyone will remember.

AU Btm 8: Couple of tough breaks for the home team. Fletch F. Fletch's shot down the right field line could have been ruled either way. Ump called it foul. Might have been a mistake. Auburn's pitching coach certainly seemed to think so, as he was tossed for arguing and made quite a spectacle of himself. It was enjoyable. Morris then lined out and Gamache was doubled up in the process. AU still trails by four with one shot left.

CU Top 9: Bad news. Clemson put two more on the board and made a tough challenge that much harder. Three outs to go and the hometown Tigers need six to keep playing this season.

AU Btm 9: Somehow, Auburn didn't score. Ended with 18 hits and seven runs -- almost impossible.

Final Score: CU 13, AU 7

549 comments:

  1. Ding Dong Substance.

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  2. Thanks. I appreciate getting Mooned again.

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  3. Is Auburn in Orange again today?

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  4. Anonymous6:04 PM

    Clemson in the blue shorts just ain't right.

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  5. Anonymous6:04 PM

    shirts not shorts

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  6. Shorts would have been interesting. Casual attire.

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  7. Anonymous6:05 PM

    dang

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  8. Man, I tell you what, you go to California for a week and not check the blog, you sure miss alot.

    Boy, Parker got ALL of that one.

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  9. There goes that dumb Clemson chant again.

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  10. Dang it, runners on first and second with one out. Grrrr.

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  11. Miller- scored a ticket on row three behind home plate for 15.00
    You might be able to see me on the video feed. Yellow shirt

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  12. 3-0 Clempson. Dang dang dang.

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  13. i guess i should be watching instead of cleaning my office

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  14. Use the force, Luke. Use the force!!!

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  15. wtc, does it have stripes on it?

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  16. I hate starting out in the hole.

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  17. Nice play by the catcher.

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  18. Actually, there are about 3 yellow shirts behind home plate.

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  19. Well we can't seem to get off to a good start lately, but at least we know we can come back.

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  20. Phred is in the house. Third base side about halfway between 3B and left field. Who all else is here? Looking for another Roy Hobbs moment tonight! WDE!!!

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  21. Clemson pitcher just hit the ump in the foot during his warm-ups.

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  22. When did this damn fence running the entire length of the field get here?

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  23. Oh yeah, Phred Sr. is here with me.

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  24. Come on Tigers!!! Make their pitcher work!!!

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  25. My gosh. Does it always have to start like this?

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  26. Schoc- one row up and one star over. Guy in a white shirt next to me

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  27. I wish they would let the pitcher throw some pitches. He is not very accurate and something good could happen. Like that steal.

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  28. We definitely need to make this guy throw strikes.

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  29. I see ya, wtc. Good seat you got there!

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  30. Well the announcers are already insinuating an umpire conspiracy against us.

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  31. Two wild pitches get Gamachahce to third.

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  32. Maybe Rod's voice will give out before the game is over.

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  33. Hey, Rod just admitted that the last pitch was a strike.

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  34. WERK...
    Are you serious? I don't believe it. Has Rod said "my goodness" yet?

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  35. I agree with Rob though, if the ball is that close and you have 2 strikes on you, you have to at least try to foul off the ball. You can't just watch it.

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  36. No runs, but we did get a hit that inning.

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  37. Avoid the clap...great advice.

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  38. I can't stand when a player stares at the third strike going by.

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  39. From back here a couple of pitches were outside. That check swing called for a strike was awful

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  40. WTC - where you be at?

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  41. shame to have a runner @ 3rd and 1 out and not get him home. ggrr.

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  42. Wtc, agree with you on the check swing.

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  43. Apparently, that Clempsun batter isn't aware of the rules of baseball.

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  44. wtc - I'm turning on my Macbook cam, can you see me waving at you?

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  45. Bama up 2-0 in 1st.

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  46. I think the somebody forgot to tell that one kid on Clemson, the home plate umpire has on his purple underwear.

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  47. Goodbye John Luke. We hardly had a chance to get to know you. He came. He gave up 4 runs. He got the hook.

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  48. 2 run dinger for GT.

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  49. MLB draft is on MLB Network right now. Wonder if someone will tell Hunter Morris where he's drafted.

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  50. Where can I see the game on my computer?

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  51. Dang, we almost didn't even get the guy at first.

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  52. Here you go, Wade:

    http://all-access.cbssports.com/player.html?code=ncaa&media=181860

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  53. http://all-access.cbssports.com/player.html?code=ncaa&media=182170

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  54. Okay, I KNOW someone on here will give me great advice on how to handle this.

    I am in LA right now, I have an 8pm to Vegas. I was e in supposed to be in Vegas until Friday, but the client canceled and my company loses money if I don't stay at least one night at the hotel tonight. So basically I am spending the night in Vegas until I leave at 745 tomorrow morning.

    What would you guys do if you were me?

    BTW, I have been in Calfifornia on company dime all weekend, took in two Braves games at Dodger stadium and ate all sorts of good food, with wifey, on compamy dime.

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  55. Thanks guys. I think.

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  56. You can close the book on John Luke Jacobs -- Thank God.

    Ah, Harry Doyle.

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  57. 6-0. I am going to listen in the car enroute to gymnastics practice pick-up. Maybe the change of venue will change our luck.

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  58. Plenty of time left in this game. Let's get the bats going.

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  59. Well Stu,

    I'd go to Vegas and spend from 9pm to 6am having the time of my life.

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  60. Thanks PF, I think I will take that advice.

    Anybody have any inside info, I am staying at Planet Hollywood.

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  61. how come we don't have balls/strikes count on our tiny little window tonight?

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  62. Runners at the corners with one out.

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  63. Run in, 1st and 2nd, one out for Auburn.

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  64. Touchdown Auburn!!! Umm, I mean score Auburn. 6-1.

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  65. Don't gamble there....it's the unluckiest hotel on the strip. Geta bottle of liquor and find a woman and watch the Bellagio fountain. Give me a minute and I'll let you know what's going on tonight.bI'm friends with all of the Casinos on Facebook and Twitter.

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  66. stu - I disagree with PF's recommendation of having the time of your life in Vegas. I recommend you spend that time with your wife.

    that didn't come out exactly the way I meant it.

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  67. Fajita up to bat. A ding dong here would be great.

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  68. Single scores another. 6-2!!!

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  69. THT,

    Wifey went home last night.

    I knew what you meant though, or I will assume you meant only good things.

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  70. New pitcher for the Clemp. It is Leone, I hear he's a good man.

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  71. stu,
    I'm with THT, I don't think I would find a woman. The bottle and the fountain sound ok, but the woman idea will cause you lots of trouble.

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  72. Just introduced myself to Tony Barbee. Wow was he a nice guy. Got a bigtime recruit with him but I don't know who it was. " I said, "Coach, I've enjoyed watching your recruiting. I'm ready to see what you can do on the court.". He said, "If I can get this guy right here, we're going to be really good."

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  73. Anonymous6:49 PM

    The view of the Belagio fountains from the top of the Eiffel Tower is incredible.

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  74. Mention Quad 8s at any Total Rewards center to enter a $10,000 drawing.

    O'SHEAs has some live music at the Dublin up bar with bo cover and free drinks.

    Hit the Voodoo at the Rio. Cool time.


    Flamingo Pools usually have some cool midweek parties. Some of the best pools, imo, cool nightime stuff.

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  75. Anonymous6:51 PM

    A grand dong would be very nice.

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  76. stu - I suggest you stay in your room and watch FoxNews ;-)

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  77. I think I like Leone.

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  78. BEASLEY!!!

    ...speaking of which, IT's 88 DAYS TIL KICKOFF!!!


    more specifically, 88d23+hr

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  79. Anonymous6:53 PM

    But a walk works too.

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  80. One question for the vegas experts. Wifey wants a pic of the fountains that are in Oceans 11, where are they?

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  81. I knew I liked Leone. He just walked in a run. 6-3.

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  82. Oh, there's a wife. Pretend she's there, then. It's a romantic city. I thought about mine when I was drinking bourbon in front of the fountain. It was cool. Then I looked at my friends and thought I would probably be George Clooney of the bunch.

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  83. Hunter Morris coming up with two outs and the bases loaded.

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  84. Hunter Morris with his 2nd pop up with runners in scoring position.

    Somtimes a line drive is a good idea rather than trying to lift everything.

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  85. Enjoyed it guys, I gotta go catch a plane.

    For you single folks, go to Starbucks at 'The Block" if you are ever in Orange, CA.

    The scenery is amazing.

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  86. Anonymous7:00 PM

    Every Clemson pitcher uses the off-speed pitch effectively.

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  87. "There is a drive to center field and it's gone" says Rod in almost a whisper.

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  88. Anonymous7:05 PM

    Harper, a 17 year old, being compared to A Rod and Ken Griffey Jr. No pressure there.

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  89. there playing the same music they played when I was at AU. That was more than a generation ago.

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  90. You mean Forigner's "Head Games" doesn't pump you up for baseball?

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  91. That's right. They haven't done anything we can't do.

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  92. At least it looks like we are going to get some runs on the board, will this game outscore the Auburn/Clemson football game in the fall?

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  93. Anonymous7:10 PM

    Troop gettin 'em up!

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  94. The Harper kid that was drafted 1st overall in tonight's MLB Draft... He's 17, dropped out of HS after his Sophomore year, took the GED, and enrolled in JuCo so he would be eligible for this year's MLB Draft...
    He hit over .400, had almost 25 HR's this season.... the kid is good...

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  95. Trooper Taylor running around with his towel now getting everyone fired up

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  96. "He's 17, dropped out of HS after his Sophomore year, took the GED, and enrolled in JuCo so he would be eligible for this year's MLB Draft"

    There is just something not right about that.

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  97. Not to sound like Rod because it was a strike, but the umpire does take his time on calling strikes.

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  98. exact same pitch, same location; this time it was a ball

    NICE HIT!!!

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  99. Go Trooper Go Auburn
    Score some runs!!

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  100. Anonymous7:14 PM

    Strasburg, last year's number 1 pick, took 1 year to make to the majors. He makes his first start for the Nats tomorrow. The game sold out within a day of the announcement. It's a big deal up here.

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  101. Clempson 7-5. We are definitely participating in this game.

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  102. Strasberg has no choice but be one of the 5 best pitches in baseball immediately or he'll be considered a bust and have a hard time getting on track if he gets a slow start.

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  103. Nice frame job by the catcher

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  104. Ok.... that pitch was VERY low...

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  105. 6-3 Tech bot 3rd still at bat

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  106. catcher "unframed" that one

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  107. Might I suggest we take the lead now?

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  108. Anonymous7:21 PM

    Good suggestion.

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  109. Anonymous7:22 PM

    Too bad they didn't listen.

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  110. JM - I wouldn't recognize a 16 candles reference if it was burning my nose.

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  111. End of three and tech left bases loaded baaaaaaaa

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  112. I'll be happy if we just don't let them score this inning.

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  113. opponents hitting .304 against the "Johnny Staff". That doesn't bode well, unless you believe he's going to hold CU hitless, as I do.

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  114. wtc - you're going to trip someone in the aisle with those long legs hanging out there.

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  115. PF.... is Bailey your dog? Not your gf/wife/whatever, right?

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  116. so, how come AU Alumni Assoc doesn't offer members some good discounts with the cell phone companies? Do any alumni assoc do that?

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  117. that was about the longest single I've ever seen

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  118. Morris would do himself good to try for line drives rather than swinging up at everything...

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  119. Hey, Clempson had an inning where they didn't score a run. I call that progress.

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  120. THT: Come on, man. "The Donger"? That's a great movie.

    Has anyone at least caught all the others that I've led off these threads with and mixed in during the updates?

    We've had: "You fellas ready to let the dogs out?"

    "May our bats be swift and our balls be plentiful."

    "Avoid the clap."

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  121. "Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon."

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  122. apparently we don't watch the same movies J-Moon.

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  123. We are leaving too many men on bases.

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  124. JM - I have absolutely no idea about which you speak. And I don't care for that Paul Simon song.

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  125. wait, 'The Hangover', right?

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  126. Really? Nobody here has seen "A League of Their Own," "The Hangover" or "Major League"?

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  127. well now i just feel stupid. i haven't seen those movies in over a decade.

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  128. JM... I got the references... but, you need work on your presentation. It leaves a little to be desired.

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  129. You saw The Hangove. A decade ago?

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  130. But, we appreciate the hard work....

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  131. Miller, Bailey is the dog, yes....I don't have a girlfriend. The wife wouldn"t approve of that. Not one bit.

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  132. Dude. What is up with this high scoring mess?

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  133. "The Hangover" was a remake....
    The previous title was "A day in the life of Miller: The college years"

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  134. haven't seen any of them. But I have seen OJW, which trumps all those.

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  135. Not at the table Carlos!

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  136. wow, those LOB numbers are terrible

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  137. I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender.

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  138. COME ON AUBURN!!

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  139. To prove his hype-worthiness, Stephen Strasburg will circumcise Tim Tebow on the pitcher's mound immediately following the Nats' phenom plays The Star Spangled Banner on the pan flute.

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  140. i have asked my wife for a girlfriend several times but she is yet to agree.

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  141. Josh: Bahahaha :)

    I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.

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  142. We have the slowest bunch of white boys I have ever seen. I can't believe that one of the top of the wall was a single. There have been plenty of other similar situations too. A ball in the corner and a guy can't get from first to third. Of course, when you hit the home run he just hit, you don't have to be that fast.

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  143. Mummy just flipped his bat. he knew.

    DONG.

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  144. But then Tebow would be stripped of the source of his super-powers.

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  145. I've asked my wife to act like a gf... All I get is a roll of the eyes...

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  146. Alright Mummey!!!! That's more like it.

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  147. Back to a 2 run game

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  148. Being Mr. CIncy's girlfriend has gotten us to 30 years :)

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  149. OK, restating cause it worked last time - I will be happy if we hold them scoreless this inning.

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  150. No wait, next week's no good for me -- the Jonas Brothers are in town.

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  151. Are they seriously playing Kelly Clarkson right now? Come on! We need some Crazy Train or Livin' on a Prayer or something more exciting.

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  152. Anonymous7:54 PM

    Jet they need to attract fans, not drive them away.

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  153. Would you please put on some pants? I feel weird for having to ask you twice.

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  154. SCORELESS INNING. NICE K.

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  155. I'm happy.

    You know I am going to have to make my scoreless inning statement each inning

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  156. Finally watching the feed but it's too far behind the radio.


    Can we please take the lead now?

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  157. I can feel it comin' in the air tonight.

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  158. Come on Morris, line drive, quit the upper cut stuff.

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  159. what's a radio?

    ehyou - that's more my speed. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through

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  160. You have got to be kidding.

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  161. I think my favorite scene, and I'll not quote it, is when they pull up outside of Stu's house and Phil is "paging" him.

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  162. We are running out of opportunities.

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  163. Morris strugglin' tonite. yikes.

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  164. He looked out to me, but hey, I'm not the guy yelling on the radio.

    We ran ourself out of that one.

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  165. I could have looked that bad striking out. No talent required for that whiff.

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  166. Hope Morris' mind is not on the draft.

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  167. Surely they're not going to make us wait until the 9th again.....we need a Trooper rally!

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  168. Guess what. Rod said the ump missed the call at 2nd.

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  169. Morris is struggling the last couple of games. He's trying to hit a HR every time up.

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  170. Cincy, what say you?

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  171. I'm kinda partial to the desert scene myself when they're trying to recover their friend Doug. Ken Jeong is hysterical.

    This game is ridiculous.

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  172. I'll be happy if we hold them scoreless this inning. :)

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  173. That was Andy Burcham who said the ump was wrong this time.

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  174. Thanks, Cincy. I was afraid you were going to be late!

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  175. Our pitching RAWKS

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  176. Ken Joeng is the only thing I didn't like about that movie. He's the only thing I don't like about Community as well.

    I just find him irritating.

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  177. wow, how fast he lost it

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  178. Rod admits that called 3rd strike was a bad call. See, he's not a homer at all.

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  179. please tell me he was trying to pitch around that right handed batter so he could get to the lefty

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  180. Ga Tech 8 Infidels 8 top 6 Tech changing pitchers one on no outs

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  181. Good bunt.

    Hold em Tigers!

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  182. That was just because he wanted to say the umpire was wrong.

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  183. WERK, that's too bad. I don't watch Community, but I thought his part in The Hangover was so funny.

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  184. Can anyone tell me... has Auburn executed a hit-n-run at any point this season?


    I hope it's not true... but, it looks as though Morris has his mind on the draft tonight...

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  185. oops, wrong account. Steven = coosa

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  186. Flip it on over fellas!

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  187. Blatt was motoring along until that 4 pitch walk. No warning light, just flat ran out of gas.

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