In these hard times, I want to provide more value for your $0 investment here. One guy who is immensely intriguing fell into the sixth slot and he deserves a moment in the HABOTN sun.
So you'll get a BONUS player on Saturday. Consider it a summer miracle.
And now ... on with the countdown. Number Five.

Tailback/Wildcat
- Age: 20
- Class: Sophomore (three seasons of eligibility remaining)
- Size: 5-10, approximately 175 pounds
- Previous roles: Second-choice tailback and kickoff return man. Then he became an injured tailback and return man.
- Theme song: ``Break," Three Days Grace
- Relevant lyric: "If you can't stand the way this place is ... take yourself to higher places."
THE GOOD: Our own Sensi asked me one day last year why I liked McCalebb so much. My response: He's fast as hell. That's why many people here refer to McCalebb simply as FAH. And he is quite fast. He's fast side to side. He's fast in a straight line. Despite a smallish frame, McCalebb runs like he's Brandon Jacobs. He has no problem challenging larger guys in one-on-one situations. McCalebb is like Carnell Williams in that sense. Both guys are fearless. McCalebb has some receiving instincts. He doesn't seem prone to fumbles. He made several critical assignment problems early last season, but seemed to be making progress before suffering his ankle injury became a deal-breaker in October. He grew up under remarkably difficult circumstances, which could have condemned him to a life of poverty. McCalebb instead used the situation as motivation to seek a better life. That element cannot be understated. McCalebb is running from his past and he knows it.
THE BAD: He doesn't look like a football player. He's rail thin. Though McCalebb seems completely rehabilitated from the high-ankle sprain that undermined him in October and November, there is concern that his lack of size puts him at increased risk for injury. He works hard in the weight room to add bulk. Still, he may never crack the 190-pound barrier. McCalebb missed too many pass-block assignments last season, which prevented offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn from using the freshman in one-back sets for the most part. He'll never be the rah-rah kind of player who prompts improvements in his teammates. McCalebb keeps to himself and rarely criticizes anyone -- even privately.
THE REALITY: He would have been the primary breakout guy last season (supplanting Darvin Adams) had he not injured his left ankle against Ball State. McCalebb was among league leaders in total yards at the time. Can he be a No. 1 tailback? That's still unknown, but the point is moot this year. McCalebb will be sharing the ball with Mario Fannin. McCalebb could emerge as an option at the Wildcat position, too, which adds plenty of touchdown opportunities. I'm forecasting 175 carries, 900 yards, 12 rushing touchdowns.
What do you think? Speak your mind!
Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University
Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.
Didn't read the article so's I could be first
ReplyDeleteHoopie is FAH
ReplyDeleteJG ...Without reading your article, my only concern with FAH:
ReplyDeleteIs he still FAH?
THT ..I'm 54 and broken, so don't let a little bit of lucky timing fool ya.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with 110 carries.
ReplyDeleteI've been commandeered to go pick blueberries with the family. There will be a nice dinner and wine later so ..I've got that going for me.
ReplyDeleteluego.
Unless of course, they've moved him to Safety, in which case he'll get zero carries.
ReplyDeleteSummer miracles and Bonus players!!! It's promotions like those that will convince me to renew my subscription!!! Thanks, JGT!!!
ReplyDeleteOM is a safety! he is also 6'10 which allows him to blok field goals better than alton moore
ReplyDeleteHe's still FAH. Yes.
ReplyDelete... and he's now back at tailback.
ReplyDelete... and a foot shorter.
ReplyDeleteHe would have been the primary breakout guy last season..had he not injured his left ankle
ReplyDeleteI hope I'm surprised when he makes it through the season unscathed. If he does, I will be. He looks so frail.
I hate it when I inexplicably lose as much as a foot in my overall height.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, THT.
ReplyDeleteHe has to learn to run differently to keep him alive ... but the coaches want him to stay aggressive. It's a tough call.
picked up my Auburn Texas License Plate today
ReplyDeleteit is sweet
https://www.myplates.com/UIDisplayPlateImage.aspx?PlateID=5903440a-bcfe-48cc-80b1-55e343f44334
Some states collegiate plates are better than others. That's a swell looking one Taylor.
ReplyDeleteTaylor - that thing looks much better than the North Carolina AU plate.
ReplyDeleteTaylor, that's pretty nice right there.
ReplyDeleteI understand there's a trade-off with speed, but another 15 pounds for McCalebb would be just about right.
ReplyDeleteI want my Transylvania U. plate!
ReplyDeleteYeah - the AL one is terrible...my sisters are all envious of my sweet looking plate
ReplyDeleteI generally deplore RBs going out of bounds, but I'd tell FAH to get as many yds as he can then get OOB or slide before getting snapped like a twig.
ReplyDeleteJGT - that is some wow right there
ReplyDeleteIt's a travesty Tranny U didn't make the short list for AL plates.
ReplyDeleteTranslvania U is such a cool name, I almost wish I'd gone to school there.
ReplyDeleteI have nothing against the school, but that color? Ugh. I'll be back after I go to the emergency eye wash station in the lab.
ReplyDeletenorm....almost. haha
ReplyDeleteI always thought Cadillac was smallish for a RB. He had over 30 lbs on McCalebb at this age. Ouch.
ReplyDeleteMcCalebb has thirty pounds on me at the same age. Just wait til he gets married and starts getting fed. I've got 10 pounds on him now, so HA!
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I feel better now.
Taylor,
ReplyDeleteLove the AU plate. Very sharp looking.
Not worried about size...
ReplyDeleteI want FAH,,, if I wanted Big I would ask for BAH = Ladarious Phillips
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ReplyDeleteDL sighting! Complete with itty bitty towel. Oh my stars!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who missed FAH's Brandon Jacobs like running ability. From what I recall, the guy looked to get out of bounds instead of taking the hit every time (which he should).
ReplyDeleteDid this only start occurring after the injury? I don't remember him ever trying to take on guys physically.
SUP THT..
ReplyDeleteBeen traveling a ton with work... so I have been out of touch a little..I got the kids tonight so i have some time to catch up with the JGT fan club....
DL - I saw this and couldn't help but think of you.
ReplyDeleteFor the countries, not because of an implied lack of geography or history knowledge.
ReplyDeleteNorm
ReplyDeleteya gotta ask yourself - can anyone be this stupid????
then you say yes, the people who actually put her into office...
it staggers the imagination..
JGT...
ReplyDeleteya gotta do a story on Ladarious Phillips... i saw his youtube highlight vid.
this guy is huge, inquiring minds wanna know about Mr BAH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPH4xIH8Zic
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know what his weight was in the HS video. I bet it was 30 lbs less than what he reportedly weighed (290) when he got to AU.
ReplyDeleteNorm,
ReplyDeleteback at ya..
Hank Johnson concerned about Guam capsizing due to to many troops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9R-cQ_A_6w
Our leaders.....
DL - don't forget about one of her counterparts from our neck of the woods, Hank Johnson and his concerns about Guam tipping over if too many people were on it.
ReplyDeleteWell look at that. Great minds (ours) thinking of the same thing at the same time.
ReplyDeletetime to shoot pucks in the basement. Who's with me?
ReplyDeleteMcCalebb was willing to shoot inside holes last season. They were demanding that he run outside against Georgia.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could splice football footage easily here. I have the games on DVD ... but it would take two days to encode them into proper format. One game. Two days.
JGT - I'll just take your word for it.
ReplyDeleteSo it's beyond the capacity of the latest Mac video editing software?
ReplyDeletespeaking of video/photo editing...
ReplyDeleteDo we have any Hotties who could take an image of a NC map and make it look like a hooked fish snapping a fishing line?
Don't ask, it's corny
I would be happy to tht but unfortunately I have no idea how I would do that
ReplyDeleteHomer - maybe that video loading issue won't be such a problem on this rumored fancy new site?
ReplyDeleteIf I recall correctly, the FAH handle came after someone asked how he seens him fitting in. Jay responded, he's fast as hell, that's how he fits in. But maybe that is just my poor memory.
ReplyDeleteThat's my memory as well Steve
ReplyDeleteSomebody needs to read the article.
ReplyDeleteI'm talking about encoding video from DVD to my MacBook Pro. I need one of those fancy quad-core Super Duper computers.
ReplyDeleteI don't have that .... yet.
It's part of my plan for world domination.
Encoding video... MacBook Pro... that's just nerdy talk right there.
ReplyDeleteI guess it's right up your alley then Norm.
ReplyDeleteworld domination... I thought that was Jet's plan.
ReplyDeleteESPN's Len Pasquarelli or Pascasomethingorother is a big Jason Campbell fan
ReplyDeleteButthead. I don't know nuthin' 'bout no video encoding or MacBook Pro (or amateur). Now, you wanna talk about Host servers, LUNS, mitigating a SAN design which did not properly account VM slices, high-availability implementations, Enterprise-wide backups, archival solutions, or some other things? Well, I may or may not be your man. I'm not admitting to anything either way.
ReplyDeleteCheck out his occupation
ReplyDeletelooks like one day there's going to be a pi$$n match in the Gump between two world dominator wannabes. The winner gets to take on the winner of the other bracket... King of Eurasia vs. little Korean dictator.
Norm, way to be dismissive without being dismissive.
ReplyDeleteIf you're going for world domination, a good first step is to create a ray to deflate every inflatable in the tri-state area. It is advised however that you don't mount it to your blimp.
ReplyDeleteExcellent series, JGT, I have enjoyed reading it.
ReplyDeleteHomer - I'm clever like that.
ReplyDeleteehyou - you probably also want to get the model without the "Self-destruct" button too.
Hotties, please remember Ed Dyas in your prayers.
ReplyDeletedo y'all realize we're 49 days and 23 hours til kickoff?
ReplyDelete(random assumption of a 6:30 pm CDT kickoff)
If ya all want to talk world domination...
ReplyDeleteGather Round, take a seat and
rern rom ra raster...
dl
I love the Rep. Hank Johnson video. The Admiral does and "Admiralable" job of not breaking out in explosive laughter when Johnson mentions the possibility of Guam tipping over. He should have paused, taken a sip of water and just stared at Rep. Johnson for about 60 seconds, and then quietly gathered up his belongings and exited the room. It's too bad jokers like this can hold an office.
ReplyDeleteIt was DAH to run a fake punt against Ball State and get FAH hurt, and I'll be SAH if something like that happens again this year.
ReplyDeleteI expected not much good when I saw kawakami and he sure didn't disappoint.
ReplyDeleteI wish they had traded him when they traded Escobar. Maybe he will be next.
ReplyDeleteI'm so ready for some Auburn football. Or at least for wtc's mother to give us some exciting news.
ReplyDeleteKawakami is 93 octane.
ReplyDeleteJust got back from the Braves game. Fun times, but what a bad game for the home team.
ReplyDeleteJet,
You are so right on the fake that got FAH hurt. No need for that in a blowout game vs Ball State.
Rise and shine, Hotties!
ReplyDelete7 weeks!!! T-minus 49 days til kickoff
GO TIGERS!!!
WARRRRRRRRR EAGLE!!!
whoo whooo.... i smell football
ReplyDeleteI've already risen and am shining. I too smell football. About to go put a run in then meet Hot Wife, F4* and some friends for breakfast. Maybe it won't rain on me.
ReplyDeleteKamikaze's days in the bigs as a Brave had better be numbered. He's only still there because no one else really wants him and the Braves are holding the high hand. One way or another, he'd be wise to be boxing up his belongings because moving day is coming.
Keep Hate Alive.
I get to spend 4 hours stocking shelves at the BuyMore SuperCenter today in anticipation of the 16 hour Summer Blowout Sale and Giveaway tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteYippee... NOT
I was wide awake at 5:30 this morning :( On a Saturday! I can't believe I have turned into an old person who can't sleep late.
ReplyDeleteBut, when I woke up, it was one day closer to Auburn football :)
taking a quick break from work to see that only a few Hotties are up and about this morning.
ReplyDeleteDon't y'all realize what today is?
ReplyDeleteIt's BONUS SUBSTANCE SATURDAY!!!
ReplyDeleteBut before we get to that, it's time for...
ReplyDeleteBEASLEY!!!!
ReplyDeleteand a
ReplyDeleteHELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to DA and the other fine folks in
Kennesaw, GA!!
and with my banhammer-worthy seventh consecutive post, let me say that it's time to get back to work.
ReplyDeleteWARRRRRRRR EAGLE!!!!!
Where's my hammer?
ReplyDeleteSounds like Jay G is the kinda fella that wants to cast the first stone.
ReplyDeleteMe? I'm with you folks. Ima forgive 'n' forget Christian.
PAPPY!
ReplyDelete5 mile run then 21 miles on the road bike. Glad that is over. About to put down some grub before I head over to AU and make sure daughters apartment is ready to move out.
ReplyDeleteI have a washer and dryer for sale if anyone needs one. Good price.
5+ mile run on a very wet greenway/creekside trail, had to slog through four 6" deep large puddles (one had a fish) thanks to the immense rain we had last night. I did not put in an additional 21 miles on my bike. Got my grub on, now F4* and I are about to hit the pool.
ReplyDeleteI read on the world leader in sports, namely the Bleacher Report, someone thinking Malzahn would be a great fit at Vandy.
ReplyDeleteI find this hilarious. Yes, I do think Malzahn will leave soon, likely after this season, but heading to Vandy would be for someone looking for a school to end his head coaching career at, not begin it. Win 10 or 11 games at Auburn this season and head to a major program paying major bucks. Vandy isn't it.
I just hope FAH stays healthy, he can motor with the ball.
ReplyDeleteSeeing some say he would be good at the Wildcat positon makes one ask can he throw and accurate pass for 20 + yards? If not he is not the MAN.
FAH seems like a kid that deserves to have some good come his way. I do wish him all the best. The kid seems to have a lot of guts.
ReplyDeleteI've not had anything to eat today so I'm HAH.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if we will get any PPL substance. I think being known as CTFs favorite may be hindering him.
ReplyDeletePPL substance. Yeah. That's it.
ReplyDeleteJay G ...
ReplyDeleteLove to see the 5 Most Overrated Players of the Jay Gizzle Era.
Leon Hart
ReplyDeleteGreg Smith
Raven Gray (not necessarily his fault since his knee got destroyed)
is that a good start?
The five most overrated list is easy. Just take a look at all the five star recruits we have had this decade. Obamanu succeeded, but wasn't all world. Trey Blackmon or Brandon Jacobs did okay. Doug Smith is, well, Doug Smith. And don't forget Kodi.
ReplyDeleteHeart and Gray are definitely up there too. Over the last decade, five stars have basically been the kiss of death.
ReplyDeleteBut those 8 star recruits are da bomb!
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