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5.10.2006

Off topic: Pitching to Barry Bonds

I love baseball. I think about the game often.

If I was a major-league pitcher right now, I'd savor pitching to Barry Bonds. He's one of the five best hitters ever, the guy has no consistent holes, and I think it would be great to think along with him through an at-bat. Every swing is being carried live on ESPN. This is where stars are born.

Let's pretend for a second that I'm Joshua Beckett. I know he's in the AL. He's my favorite pitcher; I know his arsenal best.

Here's my attitude:
Nothing inside above the hands. Try to catch the low/outside corner with mid-90s fastballs. If I fall behind, throw outside curves and let him walk. If I get ahead, stay low/outside. 0-2, slider inside. 1-2, slider inside. 2-2, low fastball.

If a pitcher surrenders a homer, who cares? Hundreds of guys belong in that club.

If you make him look silly on a strikeout pitch, well, that club is more exclusive.

EDIT: Live cut-in on ESPN showed Carlos Zambrano (Cubs) working Bonds.

Sequence:
Outside FB, 93 mph, 1-0
Outside FB, 97, 2-0
Outside FB, 94, 3-0
Outside/low FB, 93, 3-1
Outside slider, 85, BB

Smart. With Alou out, what's the harm?

1 Comments:

Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'd throw the ol' HGH changeup at him, then follow it up with some anabolic heat over the inside corner where he won't be able to extend those pharmacologically enhanced arms.

11:18 AM  

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