montgomeryadvertiser.com

Sponsored by:
11.09.2008

Please report to the principal's office

We had an "event" last night that needs to be discussed.

As many of you know, I get anxious when the number of comments on a given post exceeds 200. Comment pages hold only 200. So when we push beyond that numbers, we are forced to use a second comment page and it gets all confusing. I generally am able to start a new thread before calamity strikes.

Last night, some unscrupulous HOTTIES conspired to create an unseemly number of comments on the thread entitled "Saturday overflow." The train finally stopped rolling at approximately 860 comments.

Below, please find the list of bad boys and girls:
  • the biscuitator
  • kristina
  • denny crum
  • eddie4au
  • monica
  • mr sensible
  • dan
  • bear82
  • au1n04
  • fake steve jobs
  • jet g. ate
  • war eagle girl
  • wegl98
  • chris_in_inverness

Using reverse psychology, I'm bumping many of these offenders either into the Hall of Fame or up one notch. This does not include current "Feeling The Heat" members. Jumping into the Ring of Fire requires votes and debates and tacit approval of Tony Franklin.

I hope you all have learned a lesson.

68 Comments:

Blogger Monica said...

LOL cute

There you go threatening Faker with a good time!

2:59 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt (RoF) said...

So, anyone got a synopsis of what was discussed?

3:20 PM  
Blogger Mr. Sensible said...

I admit, I was in on the madness last night.

I take my licks like a man.

Though if I took my licks like a HC in the SEC, I'd blame everybody else.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous wegl98 said...

It was your idea, M O N I C A ... troublemaker.

Outside, a stunningly gorgeous fall day in progress. Out to enjoy it - more later.

3:36 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

It was not my idea, but nobody had to twist my arm. I'll make you pay for your lies, wegl.

It's raining and 38 degrees here. We canceled our mini road trip we had planned today.

3:37 PM  
Blogger eddie4au said...

Guilty as charged. Move my name behind M-O-N-I-C-A's.

3:38 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Peter - There is no way to summarize in a meaningful way. So, here's a meaningless synopsis.

-We suck, but we're happy to have won.
Some whiskey is better than others. -Faker, Denny and MrsFront can fill you in on the particulars.
-There are some really terrible movies we've all suffered.

There ya go.

3:40 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Eddie - I have a special kind of hell planned for you, Mister Man.

*evil grin*

3:41 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

It was the peer pressure.

4:07 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

Land Shark!!

4:08 PM  
Blogger Bear82 said...

thanks for the move onto notable newcomers, Jay. I too got suckered into the peer pressure to hit 400, then 500, then 600... so on and so on..

4:24 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

When I've imagined getting spankings I have never once thought that it would be by a male Auburn beat reporter....

:-(

5:15 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

Oh and one other thing...Monica made me do it.

5:16 PM  
Blogger eddie4au said...

When all else fails, blame Monica :)!!!!!!!!

5:20 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

You people with your "peer pressure!" I heard no complaining last night!

Jay,
I accept your punishment and thank you for the mercy you showed in restraining yourself from using the Banhammer!

5:34 PM  
Blogger the biscuitator said...

I'm embarassed...daggum red bull!

5:54 PM  
Blogger the biscuitator said...

Also, I am so very honored to be a part of the Hotties now as a notable new comer...thanks to everyone I had a blast last night.

5:59 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Faker & Eddie I tried to warn you.

6:05 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Steve, I have minions who can carry out my orders. If you'd prefer to take a flogging from Jenna Fischer or someone of that ilk, it could be arranged.

Only if you give me a copy Apple's tablet PC prototype.

6:07 PM  
Anonymous Fake Steve Jobs said...

Jay:

You've got it, although I've always had a thing for Cindy Crawford. She's on my list.

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Fake Steve Jobs said...

Kristina:

Since you were the other woman encouraging our bad behavior I would expect no less from you... :-)

6:19 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

I did it and I am glad.

6:20 PM  
Blogger eddie4au said...

Monica- I can take some more of that torture.

7:09 PM  
Blogger the biscuitator said...

Why couldn't the educator featured in the picture be a smokin' hot lady...that would have made me enjoy it all the better.

7:11 PM  
Anonymous wegl98 said...

Mon – Am sorry your weather was so lousy today, but am not sorry for implicating you in The Scandal ... troublemaker.

7:40 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

Yeah that dude didn't do much for me either ;-)

7:40 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

We need a name for this "scandal"

Postgate?
The Unfortunate Comment Incident?
800?

7:42 PM  
Anonymous wegl98 said...

Postgate - Well done, Zoo Keeper

7:46 PM  
Blogger the biscuitator said...

I would like to change that to "threadgate" as the scandal name. The real question could be around who "Deep-post"

7:51 PM  
Anonymous wegl98 said...

Biscuit - You're on your game tonight.

7:52 PM  
Blogger Bear82 said...

i like threadgate. also, Jay, i decided, it was not peer pressure. i enjoyed mu punishment, even though i was the very final newcomer to be added; it was an honor just to be recognized. how many Hotties think Jay will be checking most if not all threads from now on, even if he is busy, to make sure this never happens again?

8:01 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

Deep Post...

LMAO!

8:13 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

You're crusin', wegl...

8:35 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Eddie - that's what she said

8:36 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

What did she say?

8:42 PM  
Anonymous wegl98 said...

Bring it ... Luckily for me, am writing from a safe distance.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

wegl...

There is no safe distance from the women of HABOTN

8:48 PM  
Anonymous wegl98 said...

FSJ - Will sleep with one eye open tonight.

8:55 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

LMAO @ "bring it"

she said what you and Eddie said

9:05 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

Threadgate it is!

No comment on the deep post...

Listen to Faker, wegl...he knows things.

9:09 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

My code name is now Zoo Keeper

Shhhh...don't tell Jay.

9:10 PM  
Anonymous wegl98 said...

M & K = The Tiger Twins, aka Jayne and the Zoo Keeper (who's into Wurthering Heights ... that was on purpose, you understand).

Might have to go for the 1K Club on Satuday? Now that would be a scandal ....

9:18 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

M & K = the Tiger twins?

I was thinking more along the lines of Thelma and Louise....

9:26 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Me? Drive off a cliff? I wouldn't do that to myself or a 66 Thunderbird.

9:29 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

Every time I go into the living room, my recliner has been moved. Why do women want to move furniture around constantly? I keep noticing that the recliner gets closer to the front door with each move. Should I read anything into this or not?

9:30 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I never move furniture. However, my advice is to ignore it. No, there is not a hidden message. When the recliner is on the OTHER side of the front door and the door is locked, THAT doesn't mean anything either.

9:32 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

Driving off a cliff in a strictly metaphorical sense....

9:32 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

that, I have done...

:-)

9:36 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

I forgot to tell everybody about the strangest happening last night. At the very moment Alabama scored to win the game, my best friend fainted. He jumped up too quickly and blacked out for a second. It took us a minute or so to notice he was on the floor. He's in good shape, so more than likely he just got up too quickly. Of course we gave him hell about it later.

9:39 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

He actually went OUT?

9:43 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

Well by the time I noticed, he was awake on the floor shaking his head. The folks that saw him said he jumped up fell over.

9:45 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

wow - he should see his doctor for a check up

unless you had something extra funky cooking in that jambalaya you just didn't tell us about...

9:47 PM  
Blogger the biscuitator said...

hello darkness my old friend.

That's what I think of everytime I hear of someone passing out or fainting...

9:58 PM  
Anonymous wegl98 said...

Am out, guys. Enjoy, more soon.

9:59 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

one eye open, wegl

10:00 PM  
Anonymous wegl98 said...

Not safe to do otherwise ...

10:01 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

I actually did it once myself. During the 1995 Iron Bowl. I fell into the guy sitting in front of me at the stadium. I was fine after that. It was a momentary thing.

10:16 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

LOL okie dokie
I'm going to chose kindness and not tease you about that, though it is painful.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

I wish alcohol were the culprit, but I was stone cold sober.

10:23 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

That's worse! My goodness can't you fellas get hold of yourselves? The vapors are not for gentlemen.

10:26 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

I'll try to do better in the future.

10:32 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

good boy

now I'm going night night

10:32 PM  
Blogger Fake Steve Jobs said...

Auburn fans....

How in the heck did Brandon Jacobs not start while on the Plains? He is a M-A-N!

I know Cadillac and Ronnie were good, but this guy is a freak..

With that said, good night to all.

10:35 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

dang I missed a alot...

We are definitely NOT Thelma and Louise.

Oh and I get dizzy every time I jump up at a game usually followed by a splitting headache. Low blood pressure is what I have been told. Although t hasn't happened once this year.

Does Jay read old post comments?

11:59 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I do.

8:45 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Zookeeper.

8:46 AM  
Blogger Kristina said...

UM...ok....just checking...

It's not like I was up to something. I mean, really. I was just curious. Honest.

10:34 AM  
Blogger eddie4au said...

It would be funny to put some outragous post somewhere in the past comments and see if Jay could find it. Kinda like a where's waldo game.

11:34 AM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home


follow me on Twitter

• THE RING OF FIRE •
INAUGURAL CLASS
Phormerly Phred
Scottie B. in Tennessee
crudup
Hoopie
Ron Mexico
hip-hopanonymous
AUnMobilz
Sullivan013
Scott from Tucson
scottatl
jhag **FRANCHISE PLAYER**

CLASS OF 2008
Peter Frankenschmidt
Mr. Sensible
WarEagleRK

CLASS OF 2009
eddie4au
FakeSteveJobs (aka FSJ)
AUBigCat
michael
Steve from Columbia (aka SteveFC)
kristina
Jet

WHERE EAGLES SOAR
AUFan365 was Larry Bailey, 1948-2010

FEELING THE HEAT
WarEagleGirl
TarHeelTiger
Kathy
D. Miller
Dear Leader
j-z
Norm
digger4au
Harrison
LuvAU1968
cincytiger
mytommyd (is supposed to be mrtommyd)
ehyoutiger
wtc
IV
wakeriderof87
Sean
Scott Chocolate
NoVaTiger
Taylor
BinOBA
wes
Aeronaut
chip chip
Spongeworthy
Loganville Tiger
E-Bro
Ephemeral
au1n04
FearlessFreep
coosa
bear82
wartiger
patdyeswildturkey
atlantatiger
JD the Biscuitator
shesaid
depressedAUfan
dnatl

NOTABLE NEWCOMERS
Cousin Humpers = Bammers (aka CH=B)
dan dan the AU fan
bellefay1
API
Jay 'W. not Tate'
missinit
Craig Miller
AU1292
MLF
Comm'r of Flesh Wounds
Stupup74
61northak
Jimmy
bigdaddy334
Secondaid
Andrew
SCoats
astatguy
Jason Crawford
paulmain
Lowcountry Tiger
BigEZ
Will
WDCWE

MY PEEPS
Wifey
cpf
GritzNGravy
roundtable
Josh_Moon
MrsFrontRim & FrontRim
ChuckCrim
troyznoiz

FIRST DOCUMENTED POSTER
Buck

BANHAMMERED
Hamburglar
ROLLTIDEROLL
hairydawg
DavidOku
Jay_G (an impostor)
WarEagleogDotCom

Powered by Blogger

Subscribe to
Posts [Atom]

Advertisement