Please report to the principal's office
We had an "event" last night that needs to be discussed.As many of you know, I get anxious when the number of comments on a given post exceeds 200. Comment pages hold only 200. So when we push beyond that numbers, we are forced to use a second comment page and it gets all confusing. I generally am able to start a new thread before calamity strikes.
Last night, some unscrupulous HOTTIES conspired to create an unseemly number of comments on the thread entitled "Saturday overflow." The train finally stopped rolling at approximately 860 comments.
Below, please find the list of bad boys and girls:
- the biscuitator
- kristina
- denny crum
- eddie4au
- monica
- mr sensible
- dan
- bear82
- au1n04
- fake steve jobs
- jet g. ate
- war eagle girl
- wegl98
- chris_in_inverness
Using reverse psychology, I'm bumping many of these offenders either into the Hall of Fame or up one notch. This does not include current "Feeling The Heat" members. Jumping into the Ring of Fire requires votes and debates and tacit approval of Tony Franklin.
I hope you all have learned a lesson.
posted by Jay G. Tate at
2:29 PM
68 Comments:
LOL cute
There you go threatening Faker with a good time!
So, anyone got a synopsis of what was discussed?
I admit, I was in on the madness last night.
I take my licks like a man.
Though if I took my licks like a HC in the SEC, I'd blame everybody else.
It was your idea, M O N I C A ... troublemaker.
Outside, a stunningly gorgeous fall day in progress. Out to enjoy it - more later.
It was not my idea, but nobody had to twist my arm. I'll make you pay for your lies, wegl.
It's raining and 38 degrees here. We canceled our mini road trip we had planned today.
Guilty as charged. Move my name behind M-O-N-I-C-A's.
Peter - There is no way to summarize in a meaningful way. So, here's a meaningless synopsis.
-We suck, but we're happy to have won.
Some whiskey is better than others. -Faker, Denny and MrsFront can fill you in on the particulars.
-There are some really terrible movies we've all suffered.
There ya go.
Eddie - I have a special kind of hell planned for you, Mister Man.
*evil grin*
It was the peer pressure.
Land Shark!!
thanks for the move onto notable newcomers, Jay. I too got suckered into the peer pressure to hit 400, then 500, then 600... so on and so on..
When I've imagined getting spankings I have never once thought that it would be by a male Auburn beat reporter....
:-(
Oh and one other thing...Monica made me do it.
When all else fails, blame Monica :)!!!!!!!!
You people with your "peer pressure!" I heard no complaining last night!
Jay,
I accept your punishment and thank you for the mercy you showed in restraining yourself from using the Banhammer!
I'm embarassed...daggum red bull!
Also, I am so very honored to be a part of the Hotties now as a notable new comer...thanks to everyone I had a blast last night.
Faker & Eddie I tried to warn you.
Steve, I have minions who can carry out my orders. If you'd prefer to take a flogging from Jenna Fischer or someone of that ilk, it could be arranged.
Only if you give me a copy Apple's tablet PC prototype.
Jay:
You've got it, although I've always had a thing for Cindy Crawford. She's on my list.
Kristina:
Since you were the other woman encouraging our bad behavior I would expect no less from you... :-)
I did it and I am glad.
Monica- I can take some more of that torture.
Why couldn't the educator featured in the picture be a smokin' hot lady...that would have made me enjoy it all the better.
Mon – Am sorry your weather was so lousy today, but am not sorry for implicating you in The Scandal ... troublemaker.
Yeah that dude didn't do much for me either ;-)
We need a name for this "scandal"
Postgate?
The Unfortunate Comment Incident?
800?
Postgate - Well done, Zoo Keeper
I would like to change that to "threadgate" as the scandal name. The real question could be around who "Deep-post"
Biscuit - You're on your game tonight.
i like threadgate. also, Jay, i decided, it was not peer pressure. i enjoyed mu punishment, even though i was the very final newcomer to be added; it was an honor just to be recognized. how many Hotties think Jay will be checking most if not all threads from now on, even if he is busy, to make sure this never happens again?
Deep Post...
LMAO!
You're crusin', wegl...
Eddie - that's what she said
What did she say?
Bring it ... Luckily for me, am writing from a safe distance.
wegl...
There is no safe distance from the women of HABOTN
FSJ - Will sleep with one eye open tonight.
LMAO @ "bring it"
she said what you and Eddie said
Threadgate it is!
No comment on the deep post...
Listen to Faker, wegl...he knows things.
My code name is now Zoo Keeper
Shhhh...don't tell Jay.
M & K = The Tiger Twins, aka Jayne and the Zoo Keeper (who's into Wurthering Heights ... that was on purpose, you understand).
Might have to go for the 1K Club on Satuday? Now that would be a scandal ....
M & K = the Tiger twins?
I was thinking more along the lines of Thelma and Louise....
Me? Drive off a cliff? I wouldn't do that to myself or a 66 Thunderbird.
Every time I go into the living room, my recliner has been moved. Why do women want to move furniture around constantly? I keep noticing that the recliner gets closer to the front door with each move. Should I read anything into this or not?
I never move furniture. However, my advice is to ignore it. No, there is not a hidden message. When the recliner is on the OTHER side of the front door and the door is locked, THAT doesn't mean anything either.
Driving off a cliff in a strictly metaphorical sense....
that, I have done...
:-)
I forgot to tell everybody about the strangest happening last night. At the very moment Alabama scored to win the game, my best friend fainted. He jumped up too quickly and blacked out for a second. It took us a minute or so to notice he was on the floor. He's in good shape, so more than likely he just got up too quickly. Of course we gave him hell about it later.
He actually went OUT?
Well by the time I noticed, he was awake on the floor shaking his head. The folks that saw him said he jumped up fell over.
wow - he should see his doctor for a check up
unless you had something extra funky cooking in that jambalaya you just didn't tell us about...
hello darkness my old friend.
That's what I think of everytime I hear of someone passing out or fainting...
Am out, guys. Enjoy, more soon.
one eye open, wegl
Not safe to do otherwise ...
I actually did it once myself. During the 1995 Iron Bowl. I fell into the guy sitting in front of me at the stadium. I was fine after that. It was a momentary thing.
LOL okie dokie
I'm going to chose kindness and not tease you about that, though it is painful.
I wish alcohol were the culprit, but I was stone cold sober.
That's worse! My goodness can't you fellas get hold of yourselves? The vapors are not for gentlemen.
I'll try to do better in the future.
good boy
now I'm going night night
Auburn fans....
How in the heck did Brandon Jacobs not start while on the Plains? He is a M-A-N!
I know Cadillac and Ronnie were good, but this guy is a freak..
With that said, good night to all.
dang I missed a alot...
We are definitely NOT Thelma and Louise.
Oh and I get dizzy every time I jump up at a game usually followed by a splitting headache. Low blood pressure is what I have been told. Although t hasn't happened once this year.
Does Jay read old post comments?
I do.
Zookeeper.
UM...ok....just checking...
It's not like I was up to something. I mean, really. I was just curious. Honest.
It would be funny to put some outragous post somewhere in the past comments and see if Jay could find it. Kinda like a where's waldo game.
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