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12.17.2008

Dye comments on Finebaum

This is too good to avoid.

  • "Nobody had any part in this hiring except Jay (Jacobs)."

  • "The Houston Nutt thing was put out by Jimmy Sexton, his agent."

  • He said someone told him Nutt had been offered $4 million. "That's a lie. I knew (Jacobs) wouldn't touch Nutt with a 10-foot pole. Jay said: `I haven't even thought about (Nutt).' I asked Frank Broyles about it and he said: `That's Jimmy Sexton. He did the same thing when Houston was out here with the Nebraska job. He did the same thing with Tommy last year with Arkansas and Texas A&M.'"

  • Dye said he called former Texas A&M coach R.C. Slocum about Tuberville's alleged candidiacy last year: "Tommy's name hadn't even been mentioned out here."

  • On Jimbo Fisher and Will Muschamp: "We ain't talked to them. That's Sexton."

  • On Tony Barnhart reporting that trustees talked with Fisher and Muschamp: "They can talk to him all they want. Jay Jacobs is doing the hiring."

  • "There's a lot of misinformation out there. It gets everybody stirred up."

  • What is Sexton's motive?: "Money. Getting Nutt a raise at Ole Miss. Getting Jimbo a raise at Florida State. Getting Muschamp a raise. Getting Tommy (Tuberville) a raise. Money!"

  • "It's Floirda nation. It's Alabama nation. It's the Auburn family. They're screwing around with our family. The press! They're calling us racists and saying we have a plantation mentality."

  • "I probably would have gone and hired Rodney Garner or Patrick Nix -- two of my former players."

  • "If you're going to coach at Auburn and everything is equal, I think it would be smart to have someone who loves Auburn on your staff. That would be a tremendous advantage. That's Gene Chizik's decision. I haven't recommended one person to him."

  • On Chizik: "He's a polished guy. His players love him. For Carlos Rogers to fly to Atlanta and rent a car and drive to Auburn to be there for his coach -- that shows you."

  • He mistakenly believes Travis Williams appeared at the press conference. It was Antarrious Williams. Totally different guy.

  • "Kurt (Crain) called me this morning and wanted me to recommend him to Gene. I told him: I'm not recommending anyone."

  • Watson Brown as OC?: "That ain't happening."

  • "We really don't need to worry about what's being said on the radio. If they want to listen to you, fine. It doesn't bother me what you say. I know you talk about me when I get off the air ..."

  • He claims to have written the note you read here yesterday (and Tigers Unlimited people read the day before).

  • Chizik: "I like it and I do like it. War eagle."

  • So why write a letter?: He gets up early. "I had a spell come over me while I was riding around on the farm. I felt like I needed to talk to the Auburn people. I didn't know how to do it -- if it should be an editorial. I don't know how you all do this electrical stuff nowadays."

  • Is Harper Lee behind this?: He wants to see her in January. "I've got some unfinished business we need to talk about."

    Ewwwww.

  • On Barkley: "People don't need to get bent out of shape with him. He's an Auburn man. He did not have enough information and he over-reacted. I've done the same thing (in the past). On this issue, he's wrong. He needs to call Jay and talk to him or call Turner Gill and talk to him."

  • On Nebraska's 41-7 win against Auburn in 1982. Gill was Nebraska's quarterback that day: "That was a good, old-fashioned, country ass-whooping."

  • Advice to Paul: "Ease up a little bit. If you get away from Birmingham, come on down to the plantation."

244 Comments:

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Blogger FrontRim said...

Funny how Pat says it was all Jay and then says "we" haven't talked to the others.

2:40 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Dye is such a flake...

Insinuating that Saban has something to do with the all of the Sexton antics which creates havoc at Auburn.

2:46 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Good lord..

Alabama nation
Florida nation
Auburn family

gag

2:47 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I like listening to it.

Hilarious.

This is exactly what Dye is like. Every time I talk with him, it sounds like this. He's as real as it gets ...

2:48 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Oh I like Dye.....

He's just blowing smoke right now, IMO

2:49 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Some of that stuff is legit.

I never bought the Nutt stuff.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

Well, I think his take on Sexton is right on the money. Pardon the pun. Sexton burned a lot of goodwill for Tuberville with his stuff last year. When you look at all the stuff that happened last year with CTT and the A and M job, along with the Arkansas job, after it was over, we all found out that CTT was even being considered. Sexton thinks he knows how to play the game, but what he does is get his clients short term money and hurt their long term viability at their respective institutions. Sexton bandying about CTT's name all the time to start rumors is one reason people at Auburn never could really get totally warm and fuzzy about CTT. I mean it was like right when you were ready to say CTT is our guy and totally Auburn, out would come a rumor or duck hunting trip, CTT would play coy, and we never really knew how loyal he was.

Who is Chizik's agent? Does he even have one?

2:50 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

Jay G, how'd it go with John L today?

2:51 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

He's insinuating that Sexton/Saban orchestrated it to help Alabama..

B.S.

1st....Saban doesn't have the time to do anything like that..

I didn't buy the Nutt thing either, but to act like he was surprised as to what went on... PLEASE

2:53 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

Pat Dye is fantastic...ish.

2:54 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I enjoyed "Coach Smith."

He was pretty funny.

He calls Transylvania graduates "Trannys," which I didn't find humorous.

2:54 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

How does Dye know what is true and not if he is not privy to the details?

He's shooting down all rumors, but is not involved in any way...

Sure.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

I wouldn't find it humorous either. He does that because he probably couldn't spell Translyvania. All kidding aside, there are not many schools that have the pedigree of Transy or Centre. Certainly there are none in Alabama.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Did you all just get a really abrupt break?

2:59 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Yep...

3:00 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

He was in the middle of a sentence and there was no bumper music or anything ...

3:01 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

hope he didn't pass out

3:02 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

FSJ,

Sorry, I am heeding Coach Dye's call to circle the wagons and starting picking off the marauders with our long guns(figuratively speaking, of course)

3:02 PM  
Blogger Alan said...

Jay,

Pat Dye was absolutley on fire right there.

Dalton would be proud.

3:04 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

you listening online or via an affiliate?

Sometimes the affiliates cut them off early

3:05 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

No he's still there. I'm watching iit and he has someone w/ him. Dye was trying to get his help w/ Kurt Crain.
How can you not like this guy? He is as real as it gets for a football coach.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Alan said...

FSJ,

Youre supposed to hate what he is saying. Just the way it is.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Brad said...

I'm online, and it still cut off. This is amazing though.

Couldn't you see Pat Dye taking over for Burgess Meredith in Rocky?

3:07 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

True Alan...

3:08 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Don't get me wrong..

I really like Dye..

I think he's hilarious.

3:09 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

Dye told everyone not to listen to the radio shows and bs like that, Finebaum was sure trying to put that saban was orchestratin this through sexton somehow into dyes mouth.

Hell no nobody had to help me. LOL

3:09 PM  
Blogger Sean "EZ Cheezy" said...

Jay, I too love listening to Pat Dye.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Brad said...

Harper Lee and Pat Dye had a thing? Love letters? This just got kinky.

3:12 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

Merry chrmus and uh,...........................................................................................................................................ease up a lil bit.

Ya think he might have wanted to say shut the "blank" up?

3:15 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

Everytime I get a little upset with Coach Dye, well, he goes and does something like this and it is all better now.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Klaus said...

Is it just me or has Dye's southern country boy accent grown more pronounced over the years?

3:17 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

did he say plantation?

3:19 PM  
Blogger Klaus said...

Time for the Dye bashing on the Finebaum show..

3:19 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

That was his last word, Peter.

3:20 PM  
Blogger FearlessFreep said...

I didn't hear the show, but is it true he said that Sexton was NOT Chizik's agent?

Wonder why he's listed as one of their clients on Sexton's webpage?

Along with 6 other now-former AU football coaches? ? ?

3:20 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

nice. i wish i could have heard it

3:21 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

that's pretty classic.

3:22 PM  
Blogger depressedAUfan said...

I don't know about the rest of you,but I feel torn. On the one hand, I don't think it is good for any program to have all assistants be former players or coaches from that program. On the other hand, I hear Kurt Crain, Stacy Searels, Rodney Garner, Tracy Rocker and I see good coaches who also played their guts out while at AU. Should that disqualify them from coming back because they all have ties to AU? Do the positives outweigh the negatives or is this a recipe for disaster? And as a disclaimer I grew up watching these players in person and on TV, so I am sure that clouds my judgement.

3:23 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

Didn't dye ensenuate that dye was sayin what he said? Amazing that he can put words into someones mouth and use it as subject matter.

3:23 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

finebaum ensenuate dye*

3:23 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I didn't include the Alabama/Saban stuff from today because, honestly, I couldn't understand what he was saying.

I think he was saying that Saban was somehow masterminding the bad press Auburn is receiving. I wasn't sure.

3:25 PM  
Blogger Klaus said...

It all comes back to Saban.

3:25 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Fearless, I think Dye was saying that Sexton's relationship with Chizik doesn't matter because Auburn doesn't deal directly with agents.

3:26 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Quick change of subject. Just checking... anyone heard which way Eltoro went today?

ok, back to Dye

3:26 PM  
Blogger michael said...

About Nutt... I know a guy who knows things who said Nutt was offered the job and backed out at the last minute.

Now, it is more than likely that Pat Dye was just not aware of this and is not lying, but I think it's safe to say he might not be on the inside of everything. It's always easy to blame Jimmy Sexton, because he certainly does release info for raises, but he doesn't make stuff up. I think we almost had Houston Nutt.

And I also think that I would have been livid at the time. But I would give my left...foot for Nutt right about now.

3:26 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

that's what I got out of it too Jay.

3:26 PM  
Blogger AUTGR91 said...

This confirms that Saban is directly involved with all things evil! (Tongue in cheek obviously)

3:27 PM  
Blogger unclejimmyjons said...

Finebaum does that "break" thing all the time to callers that are rambling but I have never heard him do it to a guest. It is his way of being a smart a#$

3:27 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

Finebaum is spinning all this, dye didn't say that in so many words.

3:28 PM  
Blogger Klaus said...

After all, Saban hates "those f-ing guys.."

3:28 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

Maybe Dye accidentally dropped an f-bomb and got the good ole' seven second dump.

3:29 PM  
Blogger unclejimmyjons said...

are you surprised?

3:29 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Faker, are you saying that Saban "doesn't have time for this sh**?"

3:32 PM  
Blogger J. Kev said...

Pat Dye needs a dirt nap.

Barkley should be disassociated from Auburn.

Like we don't have enough problems without those two dorks making fools of themselves on the airwaves.

And Jacobs is an effing retard.

3:33 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

EXACTLY shesaid!

LMAO!

3:33 PM  
Blogger AUTGR91 said...

I think J.Kev needs the boot-they are all Auburn men.

3:34 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Peter -

Dye dropping an f-bomb on F-Baum would be awesome!

3:34 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Somebody get Dye a drink (a handle's worth) if he got off the f-word at least twice and got "the delay."

3:36 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Dye spoke at my corporate event once. It could've been a scene from The Office! If Pat Dye ever had a "filter", it went out long ago.
Michael Scott would've loved it. Toby... not so much.

3:36 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

shesaid dropping the handle phrase...

LMAO.

3:36 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

This woman is a conspiracy theorist...

Those evil Bama boosters..

3:37 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

coach dye probably should be on tv at least once a week. i would watch

3:37 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

JKev - Dye didn't make a fool of himself today. One of the few times I've heard him on Fbaum that I can say that.

One of my faves was him asking Paul to name the BOT member with the plantation mentality and Paul wussed out.

I also enjoyed Dye saying he knew Paul trashed him after his segments.

I also don't mind Dye stirring up the bama hate again. :-)

Good stuff.

3:38 PM  
Blogger J. Kev said...

I don't think "Auburn men" shold go on national airwaves and accuse their alma mater (although Barkley's fat *ss never bothered to graduate) of being racist.

Pat Dye is an embarrassment. You can tell he's liquored up half the time when he goes on the radio. And I don't understand all the romantic attachment to him. He was a cheater, and he's been lionized by our fan base of lemmings.

Jacobs is a fat pantload and probably can't tie his own shoes. And he's a bald-faced liar.

Should I be booted for that, sweetie? I graduated from Auburn. Of those three, only Jacobs did. And I can't see how.

3:38 PM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

that was a good interview, or ramble or something. harper lee? has he met truman capote, too? good stuff, that.

3:38 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

Jkev is stepping into banhammer land with that comment about Coach Dye. CB is an Auburn man and deserves better than that comment as well.

3:39 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

Patrick Fain Dye is not an embarassment to Auburn University, PERIOD.

3:40 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Harrison, He's on every night.
Andy Griffith show. Coach Dye staggers in an lets himself in his cell every night... wait, maybe that's CTF.

3:40 PM  
Blogger Will said...

J Kev, these are AU guys and you are talking with AU fans. We're all on the same side here. We might disagree from time to time, but "dirt nap"? Come on man.

3:40 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

J. Kev -
Why so serious?

Faker -
I had a roommate in college that asked me what a handle was and I told her to move out.

3:40 PM  
Blogger J. Kev said...

Really, Denny Crum?

Really?

Do you agree with Barkley that race was the reason that we didn't hire Turner Gill?

Sweet Lord in Heaven.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

jkev- big boy hatin' on our coach dye.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

I am not a lemming.

3:41 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

I will have Pat Dye's illegitimate babies. Right now. Let's do this.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

I would buy CTF as Otis. Coach Dye is more like Briscoe Darling

3:42 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

thats funny aubie

i know dye is getting old and sometimes says dumb things, but man we all love the guy jkev

3:42 PM  
Blogger tigerfan44 said...

You can't deny coach Dye truly loves Auburn University. I also believe he is the one that put Auburn back on the map. Not sure if now he does more harm than good.

3:42 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

As well you should have shesaid...didn't know what a handle was...

WTH?

3:43 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

LOL shesaid....

Dye probably is shooting pool with a rope...so no worries there.

3:43 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

I don't agree with CB. But this is nothing new from CB. For him to 'disassociate' himself from Auburn, a little extreme.

Hey, how 'bout we do like the Amish and 'shun' him. Yeah, that would work.

3:44 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Sigh....a girl can dream.

3:45 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Could someone send KJ an anger management package!!! 99% of AU fans love Pat Dye as they well should.

3:45 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

I can see this Mayberry/Auburn thing coming together.
Bobby Lowder = Floyd the Barber
Gogue = Mayor Stoner
JJ = Gomer
Tim Jackson = Goober
Jay G = Ernest T Bass
Aunt B = some Phi Mu

3:46 PM  
Blogger AUTGR91 said...

J.Kev, there's probably a spot left on the Bama bandwagon if you want to jump on, don't worry, we'll save you spot over here in a couple of years.

3:46 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

shesaid..if this happens for you can Will and I babysit?

3:46 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

FSJ,

That is what they make little blue pills for. So, Shesaid, there is still hope.

3:46 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I like this circle the wagons shift in momentum I'm feeling.

Testosterone levels going up. I like it.

I'm ready to start breakin some outside the Auburn Family dishes again.

Let's fight!

3:46 PM  
Blogger J. Kev said...

I don't agree with CB. But this is nothing new from CB.

When's the last time he tarred AU with a despicable allegation of racism? I must have missed that one.

For him to 'disassociate' himself from Auburn, a little extreme.

Not what I suggested.

Hey, how 'bout we do like the Amish and 'shun' him.

Something along those lines, yes. I agree.

Or maybe we can just pay him money like we do Pat Dye, to be a "good will ambassador" for Auburn University.

On second thought, those guys are GREAT. I LOVE THEM!!!1!

And Jay Jacobs is a genius!

3:47 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Yeah Harrison...every Saturday in the fall....Mama's gotta go get drunk at the tailgate spot....and since Will likes potty training so much he can go ahead and take care of that for me while he's at it.

3:47 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Monie = Helen Crump

3:48 PM  
Blogger Josh_Moon said...

You missed the most hilarious comment of all: "I don't meddle."

3:48 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

did the bammer just call one of our heros impotent?

3:48 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

15 yard penalty on JKev for overuse of space bar.

3:49 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Good catch Josh

3:49 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

J. Kev...I heart you. I feel like Joe Namath, "I just wanna kiss you."

3:49 PM  
Blogger mdaniel said...

Someone please give Brittanys ex husband a DRINK

3:50 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

"I don't meddle" soon followed by "I called Jay and he called me back."
That was the 3rd best line of the interview.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

nevermind...Will's on his own

3:50 PM  
Blogger J. Kev said...

J.Kev, there's probably a spot left on the Bama bandwagon if you want to jump on, don't worry, we'll save you spot over here in a couple of years.

Oh, I see. Since I despise Charles Barkley for libeling my alma mater and I think Pat Dye's a senile old drunk, I'm a bammer.

I graduated in 1988. Liberal Arts degree. Second generation alumnus.

If I click my heels together and recite the Auburn Creed and promise to wear orange to all the games, will you please not call me a bammer anymore?

3:50 PM  
Blogger AUTGR91 said...

That's a deal JKev, only follow the AU creed with a hearty WAR EAGLE!

3:52 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

J Kev. -

I'M 3rd GENERATION ALUMNUS! BOOOOOM!

3:52 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

JKev - I don't like folks calling you a bammer because you're upset. I'm just all out of righteous indignation for a while. I'm over it. I'm ready to circle the wagons and egg some bammers or something. That's just me.

3:53 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

Jkev,

Hatin' on Auburn Icons. Let's go dig up their stars around Toomer's and act like they never were here. They both have earned a little bit more than you are willing to give them. And no, I don't believe racism had anything to do with TG not being hired.

I believe you have come to the wrong place to peddle your wares of hatred, bitterness, malcontentness. Please take them somewhere else. You are way too serious.

3:53 PM  
Blogger AUTGR91 said...

Group hug time!

3:54 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

jkev =/= bammer.

3:54 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Harrison, if I had Pat Dye's babies, I would just carry them in a baby bjorn to the game. That way my hands would be free for drankin and flippin the bird at the opposition.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

JKev,
Goldmine called. They want you back.

3:55 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

LMAO!

3:55 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Sheesh Denny now you're being way too serious.

Group grope time, indeed! Lowered have mercy. Chill everybody.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

cool. i hope pat dye would sit with us way up in the upper deck. it's easy to sip on whiskey up there. plus you get drunker faster with the altitude

3:56 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Shesaid,
I wanna see you and Coach Dye in a pair of those side by side bathtubs just like the commercial.

3:56 PM  
Blogger Jet Says Merry Chizmas said...

I love the smell of Pat Dye in the afternoon.

3:56 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I started blogging about half-way through. I missed some stuff.

JKev isn't this big of a goob really. I don't know why he has to be so bombastic here.

3:57 PM  
Blogger J. Kev said...

JKev - I don't like folks calling you a bammer because you're upset.

(being frugal with the space bar here) I'm not upset. I'm expressing an opinion. What's disturbing (not "upsetting", mind you) is the notion that if one doesn't toe the company line and genuflect before Pat Dye, or just laugh off Barkley's despicable comments, he's equated with being a bammer.

That shows a complete lack of critical-thinking ability, not to say dim-wittedness.

And I still don't get the Deification of Pat Dye. He's a drunk, and he was a cheater. I just wish he weren't publicly and/or officially associated with Auburn. He could control that, but he loves the attention.

3:57 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

SheSaid= Miss Ellie the lady Druggist

Monica= Thelma Lou (way hotter than Helen Crump)

Sorry, Kristina, your Charlene Darling, only because of couldn't think of any of the other hot babes that Andy went out with.

3:57 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

Harrison, its not easy to sip wiskey in the lower bowl?

3:57 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i don't know. i havent sat there since i was a student

3:59 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Aubie, we're more likely to star in one of those Captain Morgan commercials. Maybe we can film one and get it put on the jumbotron as the pregame hype video.

Everybody needs a little Captain in 'em.

3:59 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

LOL...

Kristina is Charlene Darling...

Outstanding...

3:59 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

Gee...thanks Denny.

3:59 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Monica should be Juanita Denny...

4:00 PM  
Blogger Josh_Moon said...

It wasn't just that he said he called Jacobs. He also spent the next 45 minutes describing in detail who was or wasn't up for assistant positions and who was or wasn't a serious candidate during the search.

And I loved the shots at Tubs for recruiting and bringing in the spread. One year ago, this man was on the same radio show pushing Tony Franklin like he had stock in Franklin's DVD business.

Now, though? That was all Tommy.

4:00 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I am a proud bammer. So what?

4:00 PM  
Blogger J. Kev said...

Josh Moon is obviously a bammer.

Maybe even a blasphemer.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Shesaid,
If I had been drinking milk, it would've just shot out of my nose!
Coach Dye will now be forever known as Captain Morgan.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

so dye's a flip-flopper

4:01 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Yes, it's easy as HELL to drink in the lower part. Just ask the guy that sat behind me every game and drank Wild Turkey from pre-game to post-game.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

I've never had a problem with it. I'm not blatant, though.

4:01 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Agree Josh.....

Dye was pimping the spread last year this time on Finebaum. In fact, he and Stallings got into a heated discussion over it...

4:02 PM  
Blogger Jet Says Merry Chizmas said...

Yes, Coach Dye was for the spread until he was against it.

4:02 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i used to have a nasty habit of spilling drinks on people. i have bought a couple new shirts or jackets for people

4:02 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

LOL Exactly Josh

Thanks, Denny ;-)

Who is Juanita Denny?

4:03 PM  
Blogger unclejimmyjons said...

this Dye Finebaum was just a set up by PF. he was going to manipulate the interview and let PD ramble himself into many quotable corners that will feed the media. Dye should stay at the Plantation

4:04 PM  
Blogger shesaid said...

OK, my time here is up. I'll check back after the gym trip. Keep it clean everybody (looking at you, K-Fed). And don't do anything I wouldn't do!

P.S. omgiluvpatdyekthxbai

4:04 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

H - sloppy drunk = demerit

4:04 PM  
Blogger astatguy said...

Charles Barkley is a buffoon.

Pat Dye knows how to win football games, and he does a great John Wayne (he's got the pace, but the accent is off).

Auburn seems to me to be circling the wagons around Chizik and I like it. A good OC, good recruiting assistants and we're in business. Tommy left some good talent in the pantry and a recruiting staff will a lot of 4 stars.

4:04 PM  
Blogger astatguy said...

err recruiting class

4:05 PM  
Blogger Jet Says Merry Chizmas said...

Uncle JJ ...

Didn't hear it ... but it sounds like everybody got what they wanted ... a good rasslin' match ... dye gets in his points ... finebaum is his usually snarky self, and the match is a draw ... which means a rematch at a later date.

Rasslin's fake that way.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Mon- I got better, my wife made me. something about embarrassing, grown up, blah blah, loud

4:06 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

I've never bought a new shirt or jacket. I did give a guy a 20 spot and tell him to put it towards his dry cleaning. He was nice. I threw money at him and was dismissive. I can be a terrible person. I love Auburn and whiskey.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

nope - uncle jimmy jons - I normally agree, but this round of Dye vs. Fbaum went to Dye.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

I was a student in the '80s, so I love Coach Captain Morgan.
That 'rasslin with the angels speech is the best.
Long live Coach Captain Morgan!

4:06 PM  
Blogger Jet Says Merry Chizmas said...

I liked the post-Tennessee speech in 1981 ... the only thing to do is to get up and do it agin. And agin. And agin. And agin.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Coach Captain Morgan..." sure, you could be 10, lemmin (11) and 0. but today you became men...(cue tears).. you became men"
War Damn Captain Morgan!

4:09 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Peter, you sound like me and my crowd of people. hell you may even sit next to me and i just thought you were somebody else

4:10 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

LOL @ bammers taking Dye's comments and whipping the mullet nation into a frenzy. Good times.

4:11 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

Remember that episode of the simpsons where homer wants the gummy bear that his stuck to the baby sitters rear? Well they cut a video of homer off a tv show and used the clips to say what they wanted, you could see the clock moving in the background as they spliced the audio to what they wanted. That's what this Finebaum clip he's pushin sounds like.

4:11 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

nah, Harrison, I've never been to the upper deck.

4:13 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

you should visit. good times

4:15 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

I might. I'll introduce myself as the guy from the internets.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

I heart the upper deck...

4:17 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Oh yeah, i won't think it's weird though. not anymore at least.

4:18 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

Evan Woodbery giving a shout out to the HABOTN.

UPDATE: OK, one more thing. I was going to transcribe portions of Pat Dye's interview with Paul Finebaum, but I can't do it any better than the HABOTN. Check this out....

4:19 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I don't heart alabama's newest upper deck...

I've been on cliffs that had more slope.

4:23 PM  
Blogger FearlessFreep said...

so dye's a flip-flopper

Wait, are we still talking about why shesaid can't have his babies?

4:27 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Freep...

She's gonna get you...

4:28 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

shesaid was so disappointed she left here and went to the gym. that seems like a terrible trade-off

4:28 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

Well......Juanita is some cheap waitress that ol Barn is seein' on the side. I just didn't think you were like that Mon. But if you insist, oh well.

How about Jay Jacobs for any of the Darling boys? If not, then Howard T Sprague.

Charles Barkely as Earnest T. Bass

Jay Gogue has Mayor Roy Stoner

Bobby Lowder as Ben Weaver

and introducing Coach Saban as Leon, the little boy with the peanut sandwich.

Kristina you can be Miss Peggy McMillian

FSJ can be Malcolm Merriweather ( a british character on Andy Griffith is as out of place as a bama fan over here.)

4:32 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

I think my attempts to change Coach Dye's name to Captain Morgan have failed.
sigh...

4:32 PM  
Blogger AUnMobile (Mr. 99% Sure) said...

Ok, HOTTIES,
I'm just one of those guys that believe this to be true.... I really tired of hearing this crap.... never knew that only one man, on this planet, of all the people in the freakn world can recruit (Saban God).

He is the only one that can coach (Saban God).

I would never want to go up against someone in the business that's that good cause I would never win (Saban God).

Hell me and all the other 118 Div 1coaches should give f'ckn up and just quite....

I want to tell all of you it will give me great pleasure when, not if, but when, Auburn whips the bammers booty's next year!

Auburn never backs down, never gives up and I bet you a dollar to a dime that the s$it is about to hit the fan so roll up your freakn sleeves (Saban God). and get ready to be looked in the eye and stared down and get off the Tracks cause a Train is coming and it's the Auburn Tigers!

4:33 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

is that a poo hat?

4:34 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

I think Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Evan Williams, Old Grand Dad, etc would be more appropriate in terms of what Coach likes to consume. He doesn't strike me as a rum guy.

4:35 PM  
Blogger AUnMobile (Mr. 99% Sure) said...

"Sour Mash old No. 7" is better

4:36 PM  
Blogger SteveFC the optimist said...

I don't appreciate some of the childish name calling that is going on in here. Both Dye and Barkley deserve respect, although both have done some things I disprove off. They are a part of the Auburn family.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

I was trying to think of bourbon with people's names.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Denny - So Faker was calling me "Juanita" not "Juanita Denny". He's not so good with the punctuation.

Faker just WISHES I was a Juanita. ;-)

4:39 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

poo hats are hilarious

if i were pat dye i'd drink Old Crow

4:39 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Monica,

Not good with the punctuation....

Been hanging out over here too much...

:-)

4:40 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

If I'm thinking of the right character, Malcolm Merriweather was way too self sacrificing and gallant to be Faker.

4:40 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Dye strikes me as a Wild Turkey kinda guy.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Faker - Easy way to cure that problem for yourself.

;-)

4:41 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Evan Williams= Rot Gut

4:41 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenbummer said...

I'm thinking George T Stagg.

4:41 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

Thank you Denny for the upgrade in the Andy Griffith cast...

4:42 PM  
Blogger KJtiger said...

He need to drink Old Granddad.

4:43 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

SFC,

If your refering to Aubie and me, we are just having some fun. We are not for instance, saying he needs a 'dirt nap' which is an obvious euphemism for he needs to be dead, that someother misguided soul has said.

4:43 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

My message to Auburn -
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
I promise!

4:43 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

How about the deputy that we all hated, Warren.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

Awesome Aubie...

4:44 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

lol Warren - i know i know i know

4:46 PM  
Blogger KJtiger said...

AUnMobile- I agree if you check his record he has never dominated anywhere he has been so to assume he will now is crazy.

4:46 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

FSJ
to make a long story short -
Shesaid wants Dye's love child
Shesaid wants to be in a Captain Morgan's commercial with Dye because "everybody needs a little Captain in 'em"
I tried, and failed miserably, to change Dye's name to Captain Morgan.
Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas...

4:48 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

That is a poo hat.
My photoshop skills = Jay Jacobs hiring skills

4:49 PM  
Blogger astatguy said...

Steve, respect is earned not given.

4:50 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

Ms. FrontRim can be Helen Crump.

How about the faker being Emma Brand, old lady hypochondriac and loverall busybody.

Jay G can be Andy. He sort of sets things right with his down home wit and common sense.

4:51 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Everyone could use a poo hat in the ole closet to pull out at appropriate times.

4:51 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

loverall- overall

4:52 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Jay G = Andy
no doubt
The wise sheriff who keeps the kooky townspeople in line.
Cleverly pulling the banhammer out when needed and then ending each episode with a moral.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Everyone needs a poo hat.
This is an actual photo of me wearing mine.
I need a tan.

4:57 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I don't care Denny... Just don't make me Gomer.

4:59 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

FSJ,
No worries.
Gomer = JJ

5:03 PM  
Blogger mrtommyd said...

I can't believe Aubie just rick rolled the HABOTN

5:07 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Jay G getting another shoutout on Finebaum...

5:07 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

F'baum plugging the HABOTN!

5:07 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

You guys are gonna make me wanna listen to the F'baum. Good thing I have TONS of will power.

5:09 PM  
Blogger mrtommyd said...

And evidently Aubie didn't "just" do it. Sorry gang just trying to keep up

5:10 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

what did fbaum say?

5:10 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Finebaum just mentioned Jay's running commentary on Dye's comments and tried to give the web site URL, but fumbled it..

Kristina, it's ok to give in to the Finebaum temptation.

5:12 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Finebaum said that Monie should be Helen Crump... smart and attractive.
Finebaum = Barney

5:12 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

thank you faker

5:13 PM  
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