4.08.2009

Video report, 4/8

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If you missed it, which is laughable, please make up ground by clicking below to ingest my cinematic greatness.

403 comments:

  1. Dang, that's Lewis Hamilton fast, Seanzie.

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  2. Anonymous1:22 PM

    Fast & Furious

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  3. Wow, Barrett Trotter looks and talks like such a fratter.

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  4. Anonymous1:24 PM

    507

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  5. anyone read the story about how an american crew retook their ship from some somali pirates? name of the ship was the mearsk alabama.

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  6. Nice music at the end. Sounds more like I Dream of Jeannie porn music than the normal straightforward porn music present at the end of your videos.

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  7. What's a fratter? Sounds like something you'd get at Pop Eye's.

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  8. So porn is the common denominator with my closing music?

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  9. MJT, Queen, Julia Roberts, prostitute, porn music afficionado.

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  10. i can't believe you told Caudle he got 'pooped on' last season.

    AUsome. haha.

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  11. Good video, enjoyed it. Hey Sensi did Monica get you with those pink gloves last evening. I listened to the program and watched the blog. I need to get hooked up so I can type on the blog.

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  12. Scottie -- did he or did he not get pooped on?

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  13. two of life's greatest gifts, HABOTN and porn all rolled up into one. i can dig it.

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  14. People doing interviews should always work the word "poop" into the conversation.

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  15. oh, he did. i just got a kick on how you asked the question. JGT is fearless!

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  16. Another pet peeve of mine..

    Guys that wear golf shirts and ironed shorts during the summer....

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    Girls that make fun of the poor guys that dress like that.

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  17. I don't think I've ever ironed my shorts.

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  18. ESPN gives big ups to folks who use the word 'poop' in their coverage.

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  19. Anonymous1:31 PM

    Everybody Poops!! I think in the next interview JGT pulls the word Bellybutton.

    "It made the Hotties laugh all the way to their bellybuttons!"

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  20. Do you think Caudle would rather go through last yr again, or actually be pooped on?

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  21. Who wears golf shirts and ironed shorts? Besides golfers, of course?

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  22. I agree Seanzie...

    Buncha preppy dorks

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  23. If not the summer, when is an appropriate time to wear golf shirts and shorts?

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  24. Anonymous1:40 PM

    When it is warm or on vacation....not sure why that is "preppy" unless it is the ironed part.

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  25. Will, I'm going to have to say Caudle would choose the former.

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  26. Just noticed...Jay G. says "You kind of got pooped on last year, I've never seen anything like that. How did you keep your head in it?" Priceless.

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  27. AU1N04,

    Non preps such as myself like to look like we just rolled out of bed and left the house...

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  28. Anonymous1:44 PM

    Will - I am thinking he would prefer to get the poop knocked out of him rather than on him. That would mean he was playing.

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  29. Anonymous1:45 PM

    FSJ - Going for that unmade bed look? Kind of like John Kruk?

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  30. Boys, a good rule is to just listen to what your wives/girlfriends say about how you dress and you'll be fine.

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  31. Do you think Tuberville was just a big fan of Triumph the Comic Insult Dog?

    "Neil Caudle is a great quarterback....for me to poop on!"

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  32. Anonymous1:47 PM

    Kristina - I agree, I have never worn purple until then....and I have gotten compliments. Works well.

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  33. i may or may not have ironed a pair of shorts at one time or another for one reason or another....

    i am about to get pooped on.

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  34. Kristina...

    If I dressed like my wife would like for me to dress...

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  35. Speaking of John Kruk....my favorite story I ever heard about him was that he used to smoke in the dugout while the Phillies were at bat. A lady in the stands saw him once and started berating him for being an athlete and smoking, blah blah blah, sending the wrong message to kids, etc. He turned to her and said, "Lady, I'm not an athlete, I'm a baseball player."

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  36. Kristeenuh, my wife tells me to wear a sack over my head all day because I am so ugly. So I should listen to her? Because then I would be Captain Sackhead instead of Boxhead, and I don't want to have to change the "Captain Boxhead's Mutt" tattoo I had my dog get.

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  37. Anonymous1:53 PM

    Kruksy is the best.

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  38. Anonymous1:54 PM

    MJT is a close second.

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  39. I remember Kruk talking about his rookie year and he hit a home run off of Nolan Ryan and stayed at home plate and watched it go out. Then as he started his trot around the bases Ryan's eyes followed him all the way around and into the dugout.

    Kruk's next at bat that game he took a pitch right in the ear hole.

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  40. I'm sorry could someone explain the chain thing to me?

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  41. The Chain thing is symbolic of teamwork and everyone doing their part to make sure the chain stays strong. If one person is weak, the chain doesn't function.

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  42. If AC goes away, it becomes a weapon instead of jewelry.

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  43. Thank you Seanzie, I thought it would be something like that, but for whatever reason, I thought it had something to do with how he was taking it apart.

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  44. No worries, tommy.

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  45. i thought it was the defense's job to place the kicker in chains prior to his being mounted on a stick.

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  46. Anonymous2:02 PM

    It's for the purpose of taking attention away from yellow cleats.

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  47. Boys, a good rule is to just listen to what your wives/girlfriends say about how you dress and you'll be fine.

    Ummm, no.

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  48. Anonymous2:04 PM

    Puppets don't listen to their wives/girlfriends about how to dress

    Just saying...

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  49. Anonymous2:06 PM

    Hence the reason JGT has an awesome winter hat.

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  51. Anonymous2:07 PM

    So good I had to say it twice!

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  52. Trotter has slow eye blink rate.

    What the heck is that chain thing all about?

    The porn music at the end made me crave Indian food.

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  53. Sheesh guys, I said it was a good rule not THE rule...

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  54. In all honesty, since married, my has picked out most all of my work clothes. It has worked out pretty well, since I don't care about clothes, and she wants me to look presentable.

    So Kristeengha, sure, the wife can pick things for me. Happy?

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  55. I have certainly never ironed shirts. I avoid irons whenever possible.

    I hate when people iron jeans. I'm pretty sure when jeans were invented the first thing people said is "wow pants I'll never have to iron"

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  56. i don't iron anything. The only thing that gets any special treatment are my "dress shirts" go to the cleaners

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  57. Anonymous2:20 PM

    Puppets don't like iron either

    Just saying...

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  58. Jay G,

    What happened to Caudle last year was that he had hot steaming poop dropped on him from every angle, and not cow poop, which isn't that smelly, but rather, dog poop from a big ol' English Mastiff who owners fed him CuCos black beans for 3 days straight.

    Now, how he kept his head in it, well, he just must be some kind of masochistic freak or something.

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  59. Do y'all thing there will there be a "depth chart" released after spring ball?

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  60. Anonymous2:22 PM

    I'm wearing a dress shirt today. I didn't iron it. No one noticed. I love wrinkle-free.

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  61. You're supposed to iron shorts?! Next yopur going to try and tell me I'm supposed to iron my golf shirts too! Preposterous!

    What is a "fratter?"

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  62. Anonymous2:26 PM

    Look up a picture of Bama's JPW.

    That's a fratter.

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  63. Anonymous2:27 PM

    JPW in the flesh.

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  64. Dress shirts are supposed to be ironed too?! What!?!

    All I do is toss a damp washcloth in the dryer with my clothes and turn it on for about 15 minutes to knock the wrinkles out. I don't think I even own an iron.

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  65. Braves up a quick 2 in the first.

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  66. SIAP..

    State Super Six Championships moving to Bryant- Denny and Jordan-Hare. It will rotate each year.

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  67. Anonymous2:30 PM

    If any of you possess any power over the stadium experience, THIS SONG would be AUsome for team entrance.

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  68. Faker, who is the elderly guy in the funny hat in your avatar?

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  69. LOL Seanzie....

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  70. Frat hair must be genetic, thankfully I can't grow that crap. I heard one guy call it "flowy". Just plain poop if you ask me. Word of the day!

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  71. Caudle may be getting ready to say "Thank you sir may I have another". He says that this Thursday and Saturday will be very big for him. I read into that he feels this thing could be slipping away. Thus JGT insight to Burns swaggerlishes.

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  72. Men should not wear short sleeved "dress" shirts.

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  73. What about sleeveless, Mon?

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  74. A must have for all the bammers...sleeveless to show off that sweeeeet tat of Dumbo...I never knew they were such Disney Fans

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  75. sleeveless only if you're also wearing a tie

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  76. I have never understood why I hated Dumbo so much until now. I had guess I never put 2 and 2 together.Thanks for clearing up one of life's little mysteries for me, TC.

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  77. Regarding short sleeve "dress" shirts...I'm with Monica.

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  78. Speaking of wives

    I had rather poop in the street as to try and answer the question

    Does these slacks make me look fat?

    What I want to say and never had the guts "no dear you don't need those slacks to make you look fat."

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  79. Monica,
    Wouldn't the tie have to be the clip on polyster tie? Just to finish the look.

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  80. Mon, of course! I always dig out a tie from the bottom of the drawer when I wear my sleeveless dress shirt. I have a sweet pair of suspenders that I wear too. They match my tie. But, my belt is a different color.

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  81. digger I say those things and just take the punishent because it is worth it. try it

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  82. Too late the moment has passed

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  83. TC,
    They make ties that aren't clip ons now? Wow!

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  84. Yelp....You need to get a couple. They are woven cotton material and squared off at the bottom. They are called sock ties. They are latest hit with girls...

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  85. Next thing you're going to say is that they make pants without the elastic in the waistband now.

    I guess I'm just behind the times.

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  86. That's pretty cool about the Super Six rotating between the big stadia. I'd consider that a much bigger payoff for high-school teams...

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  87. A sock tie? Couldn't I just use an old tube sock?

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  88. Cooler than sock ties????

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  89. Sensi...in that song, did he pronounce Jordan-Hare wrong?

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  90. I like the idea of moving the big games to Auburn and Bama. Good move

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  91. DM,

    I am not sure about that...its like a blind man being afraid of the dark....not good.

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  92. I agree, JGT. I always thought it was more like punishment, making them play at Lesion Field and/or the Crampton Bowl.

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  93. The thing about going to Legion is you all felt like...Man I need to get out of here before it gets dark. No matter how much time was left in the game.

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  94. What's Legion field?

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  95. I always loved the folks with the towels at Legion Field trying to get you to park in their yard.

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  96. The problem is it isn't their yard.

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  97. Seanzie
    If you have never been there do't ask
    It is where the ghost of Bear lives

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  98. And they don't care who's yard it is either

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  99. good point cowboy

    We were gonna park on the street one time and a guy tried to get us to pay...We were like dude...its on the street (and not in your yard)...He was like..I can't guarantee your car's safety on the street.

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  100. Monica...

    Stadia doesn't cause me to swoon...

    Sensi's babe bracket might.

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  101. I promise it is the only stadium I have been to where I watch the game, the clock, and the sun with great interest. And I am not a little fellow either.

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  102. I am not sure they even own the towel..

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  103. Lesion Field = a festered sore with dead grass located in Bammerham.

    The towel waving parking peeps... 1) it isn't their yard, and 2) you give them $20 to park and end up giving them your car stereo and any other valuables you were dumb enough to leave in there too.

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  104. Apparently you haven't been to the Liberty Bowl

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  105. No...is it a close second or first?

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  106. One other thing...

    We ran to our cars in Starkville in 1996 after they beat Alabama for the first time in 16 years.

    That was a weird...weird day.....

    Auburn lost to UGA in that fifty OT thriller....

    The guys parachuting to the stadium with the game ball had issues. It was very windy and one missed the stadium entirely. The other broke both his legs on the landing delaying our 8PM Central kickoff even later.

    There were more Bama fans than Miss. State fans there....until Miss.State won.. State fans were piling into the stadium after that. It was wild.

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  107. I'd still rate Legion Field as being worse overall...but the Liberty Bowl is a dump too.

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  108. I am sure there is UGA fan somewhere telling a story about similar story about Auburn during the FIREHOSE GA win. That was a public brawl of brawls, I participated. Young and dumb.

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  109. other pac 10 teams routinely complain about arizona stadium. one game it rained a little hard prior to kickoff and the opposing team's locker room flooded with 6" of water. all of their players played the game in wet shoes and socks (but still won).

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  110. Don't worry..they are probably telling a story about our 1994 (Zeir/Barker shootout) game with them in Tuscaloosa too..

    I was worried about my safety after that one due to the crap flying in the student section after we came back to win.

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  111. Anonymous3:13 PM

    Anybody know how to get the smell of corndogs off your clothes? Working in Baton Rouge this week sucks! wde

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  112. It's like skunk perfume it has to wear off

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  113. i like uk's stadium. very nice setting (or, it was when i was last there). folks are nice, too.

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  114. Interestingly enough..I have never had a problem at Auburn even when we lost.

    Ole Miss and Tennessee are the worst.

    Ole Miss fans were throwing whiskey bottles after the 93 game where Palmer single handedly beat them. Best performance I've ever witnessed.

    Tennessee folks are horrible when you lose.

    I've never witnessed a loss at Baton Rouge so I have never experienced the full wrath. They run for the exits when they get beat.

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  115. What up CORY!!!

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  116. The whole corndog thing doesn't make sense to me. I've been to LSU several times and never noticed that ... aura.

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  117. If you get a chance make the trip to Arky. The stadium is nice, people are fairly nice, and the "scenery" is worth the trip by itself.

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  118. Arkansas has an awesome stadium. Love it, love it, love it.

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  119. i was at the "earthquake game" at red stick. had a blast before, during and after. it was too good a game to be bitter.

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  120. I've never understood the corndog thing.

    I still don't understand the chain thing.

    Faker - I'm a freak and freaky things make me swoon.

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  121. Gun show never posts more than once. He's a hit and run kind of dude.

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  122. I think Orgeron single-handedly eradicated corn dogs in southern Louisana.

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  123. Chain thingy
    If the chain is not intack all together it won't work, can't do its job. Same with a team.

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  124. People say it smells like corn dogs on LSU's campus. That's where I know it to come from

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  125. Anonymous3:39 PM

    Kristina,

    Yes.

    He's from Tallahassee, Florida.

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  126. Faker - You should call in to Fbaum.

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  127. I should..

    I'd be big on Fbaum.

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  128. Anonymous3:47 PM

    JGT,

    Which Bowling Green?

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  129. Anonymous3:48 PM

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  130. Anonymous3:52 PM

    BHam's finest, Larry Langford on FBaum now.

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  131. that's new how?

    yes, you would be, Faker

    I'm waiting...

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  132. Anonymous3:53 PM

    haters=everywhere today

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  133. Anonymous3:54 PM

    I feel pretty good right now. Mon called me a freak yesterday and just called herself a freak a minute ago. I think we are bonding more and more daily. ;-)

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  134. the Braves are really hatin' on the Phillies. 9-3 ATL in the bottom of the 5th. nice way to start the season boys!

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  135. Any good interview should have the word poop in it.

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  136. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Nice that the Braves may sweep the Phils.

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  137. Anonymous4:01 PM

    Braves sweeping

    Yankees tanking

    When it rains, it pours.
    When it pours, it sucks.

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  138. Who does everyone have this week for their Masters picks?
    Mine: Tiger, Villegas, AK. Honorable mention to Rory (the kid, not Sabs) and Stewie Cink.

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  139. Anonymous4:07 PM

    Tiger, Phil, Padraig

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  140. Faves: Tiger, Phil ,Ogilvy

    it is AK's first Master's so he has almost no shot.

    Dark horse: Paul Casey

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  141. Anonymous4:09 PM

    And in honor of the weekend ====>

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  142. I think Warf may make a run at it.

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  143. Although Data is quite a technician on the green.

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  144. La Forge should certainly win the blind golfers bracket.

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  145. Picard has no game at all. He has been practicing on the holodeck all week, but it is useless.

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  146. Riker hurt himself shaving. He is out with a beard.

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  147. Anonymous4:22 PM

    You go #1

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  148. The best thing about golf is the occasional alligator attack.

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  149. I think Florida should get rid of the whole brevity act and admit they are the Florida Alligators.

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  150. You know what's hard to beat? Good ole fashioned home cookin

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  151. You know who one of the all time greats is? Bob Barker.

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  152. Formal dancing is what separates us from the savages

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  153. DMiller,

    Did you say you don't have an iron? What does your wife do while you're watching football on TV?

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  154. Anonymous4:37 PM

    And on that warhead from jz...dinner time soon.

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  155. Have we talked about football once in this thread?

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  156. What was that chain for?

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  157. It could be the chain of shame. Rocker handed it out. It could be either for a defensive linemen that did his job or the chain of shame. I am not sure which.

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  158. JZ - You're no longer my hero.

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  159. Ah, I have obviously taken over the spot as Omnica's hero. I feel honored. What am I going to sing now. Since joining the RoF I go around singing me some Johnny Cash. "I fell in to a burning ring of fire..."

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  160. Hey...if I remember correctly, DMiller was going to buy his wife a vacuum cleaner for Valentine's Day. That's what I call keepin' your pimp hand scrong.

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  161. He bought her something for valentine's day? Weak man.

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  162. Remember years ago when our leprechaun came up with a word to inspire the team? I think it was attitude or auttitude or something like that. Then there was ausome. I suppose last season was auful, or was it aucrap? So, what will be the clever little catchy word for this season.

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  163. Guys... Guys.... you can be Monnie's hero but i'm her SUPERHERO!!!! can you dig it sucka!

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  164. Don't let it happen "Augain"!

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  165. j-z,
    She studies while I watch tv. I'm sending her to Med School so she can support my golf habit (or desire to have a golf habit) later in life.

    I bought her (us) a Wii for Valentine's Day... and I bought her a vacuum cleaner (Dyson) for our anniversary.

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  166. Chain is for performing well this past week ... and encouraging esprit de corps.

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  167. Anonymous5:44 PM

    Everyone keeps asking about the chain...did no one see the Tennessee Titans last year and "The Freak?"

    Each player’s name is taped on a link of the chain and on Saturday nights during position meetings, each player pledges not to be the weak link that breaks the chain.

    It is something similar.

    Weakest Link

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  168. Man, Braves lost 12-11 after being up 10-3. When you love a team, those hurt.

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  169. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Oh no really!! I thought it was a done deal when Smoothie said it was 9-3 in the 5th.

    Sux.

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  170. The Braves bullpen is back on track. They proved no lead is too big for them to lose. Cox kept opening up cans of ragarms and each did his part.

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  171. Y'all were on fire this afternoon. Vasectomies, poop, I was about to fall out of my chair.

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  172. Anonymous7:04 PM

    I'm so not a hit and run kina dude Mon! Just been a lil busy here lately.

    Gun show is still in full affect though!

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  173. new nickname for the defense: the chain gang...wait, that's bama's.

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  174. Wednesday night prayer meeting?

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  175. What is Lost about?

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  176. Monica, I think that question is akin to asking "what is quantum physics about?" From what I hear, explanation is impossible. But this is coming from a fellow non-viewer.

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  177. Lost=bad SciFi disguised as bad adventure-mystery.

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  178. Here's a link to the Lost Wiki page if interested. It is quite lengthy.

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  179. I learned in USAF that it was easy to get dressed when you wear same thing every day. So now my closet is full of navy blue slacks and a bunch of shirts that look ok with navy. If there were other options I'd be hosed. My wife almost bust out laughing at a funeral service when I arrived a little late wearing non-matching attire.

    And how 'bout them Heels!

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  180. Jay GT - another great video. Have you considered a movie directing career?

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  181. What is wrong with short sleeve dress shirts?

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  182. I read the Wiki episode synopsis. Eh.

    Hey THT - miss ya around here.

    They are tacky, Nova. A dress shirt has sleeves. The arms are covered with one is dressed.

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  183. Long sleeves and summer do not get along.

    Let's not even talk about ties.

    Nothing at all tacky about it.

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  184. TV news media people are so pompous and it's comical.

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  185. It is a rule that a clip-on tie accompany the short sleeved dress shirt.

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  186. hort sleeve dress shirts are the thing to wear in Brewton Alabama in the summer.

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  187. Dropped the first letter again "S"

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  188. This man on Lost is irritating. His voice sounds like Kevin Spacey.

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