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11.28.2009

Gene Chizik speaks ... briefly

Hey everyone. The Head Coach spoke briefly with reporters this morning about Le Bowl D'Iron and what the team will be accomplishing during the next few months.

Here is an overview ...

  • On the game: ``There were some field-position issues that I wish we would have capitalized on more than we did. We had some chances in the second half that I wish we would have been able to capitalize on. Field-position issues at the end of the day, with special teams and things of that nature, that cost us some points."

  • On what Auburn will do between now and the bowl announcement: ``We'll really focus on academic world, not that we don't usually, and we're going to give our guys some time to heal up. They're beat up and bruised up. Guys were playing with all kinds of injuries. We'll give them an opportunity for their bodies to heal."

  • On his decision to play Drew Cole, who may have been eligible for a medical redshirt, against Alabama: ``We wanted to make sure that we played anybody and everybody that we thought could help us win that game ... that made sense. He's been getting healthier."

  • On his role in bowl selection: ``I'm worried about recruiting -- that's what I'm worried about right now. We're hitting the road asap."

  • He said recruits who attended the game, who still are on campus at this hour, were enthralled with the atmosphere.

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Blogger Harrison said...

Dienhart on rivals chat today said we would go to Atlanta. Found that surprising, figured UGA had that locked up

5:47 PM  
Blogger IV said...

THT, after reading your bowl post, I just figured out who Auburn's opponent in the Music City Bowl will be, UNC.

5:47 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Jay G's in Brasil, watching futball, shopping for thongs, and eating flame grilled meat.

5:47 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I sure hope we're not going to Nashville. I'll be at work :-(

5:51 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

BCS Pasadena- National Title (Ala/Fl)

BCS Sugar – Disappointment Game (Ala/Fl)

Capitol One:

LSU – They have to take them because they have the next best record. Not a bad bowl trip for LSU fans.

Cotton Bowl:
1st Pick from West ( must wait on the Outback Bowl if they want to pick a Team outside the West division). Ole Miss will probably be the choice here. 8-4 record pretty much dictates that.

Outback Bowl:
1st pick from East ( must wait on the Cotton Bowl if they want to pick a Team outside the East division). Boys, right here we have a train wreck. Six 7-5 teams to chose from. Who will bring more fans to Tampa? Either UGA or UT, since they have better In-Conference records. This pick will be the SEC Office’s chance to take the heat.

Chik-Fil-A Bowl: UGA or Tennesssee. If the SEC decides to send UGA to Tamps so that UT fans will buy hotels in Atlanta, then UT goes here.

That leaves us with these 4 teams -
Kent 3-5 7-5
USC 3-5 7-5
Ark 3-5 7-5
Auburn 3-5 7-5

AutoZone Liberty:

Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowls:

Petro Sun Independence Bowl:

PapaJohn’s Bowl:

What do ya'll think? Who goes where?

5:54 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I say:
Liberty - Auburn
Music - Kentucky
Pizza - USC
Indy - Arky

5:58 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

Can you imagine the score in a Auburn-Houston Liberty Bowl.

Liberty-Arkansas
Music-Auburn
Pizza-Kentucky
Shreveport-USC

Thats what I envision.

6:02 PM  
Blogger IV said...

That's the way I see also Wake.

6:03 PM  
Blogger IV said...

I think we will be a good fit for Nashville. Sorry about that THT. Will 2.0 be here for the bowl game?

6:04 PM  
Blogger IV said...

Here being the USA.

6:05 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

ahem, ECU will beat Houston this week and earn a Liberty Bowl spot. That's my prediction, at least today.

6:05 PM  
Blogger Dear Leader said...

over 1000 posts... JGT where are you...

6:06 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

yes, IV, 2.0 will be in US from Dec 20-Jan 6. She'll be flying out of Pittsburgh after we watch the Penguins beat the Thrashers on Jan 5.

6:08 PM  
Blogger IV said...

I know you and Mrs. THT will be glad to have her back for the holidays. I sure hope that the THT family has a wonderful Christmas.

6:10 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Thanks, IV. MrsTHT and I will both be at work on Christmas :-(

6:12 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

As much as I would like to see it, I really don't believe Alabama can beat the fighting Tebows.

6:12 PM  
Blogger IV said...

Working on Christmas? That's a bummer dude.

6:13 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Arkansas -- Liberty
So. Car. -- Music City
Kentucky -- Papa John's
AU -- Weedwacker

6:14 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

UF's offense is less formidable this year and UA-T is better this year than they were last year. I think UA-T has an excellent chance of winning. I just hope they don't.

6:14 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

LOL, Jet. That's not news to me. I've never been able to figure it out, other than Divine Intervention.

6:17 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Plus, she's an AU girl from NC. I mean, seriously, it couldn't possibly get any better!

6:19 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I may not be a lady killer, but I'm a thread killer.

6:59 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Everyone says UAT has a better defense than last year and UF has a worse offense than last year. Maybe they are right, but I thnk FU has a better defense than last year and I am not sold that UAT has a better offense than last year. Maybe more talented but the play calling goes in the hole at times.

7:02 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

If AC beat up on the JUCO tackle for UAT, I think SPikes has a field day with him. UF secondary is much better than AU's. Not sure UAT can go deep on them, but they didn't try it very much on AU,which is very surprising.

I lookfor UF to stuff the run and make Mc throw a lot. Not sure he can do it against a much better secondary.

7:04 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

UAT has a chance, as anyone that suits up does, but i just think UF has too much going their way.

I don't believe in the 'we lost last year so we are more hungry than UF'. UF did work hard all summer to say,this is all we want, go to ATL. This is not like Rocky where he got lazy and Mr. T beat him down.

7:06 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Oh, so you folks take it to over 1k and when THT and I get going you all leave.

Well isn't that special?

7:07 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

I'm still here WTC.

7:09 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

what you wanta know Wake?

7:14 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

First I want to know if you are willing to back off your claim to being a Gator lover?

Any news on the cruitin front?

7:15 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

We topped a large? That is awesome.

7:21 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Go Gator

7:21 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

This is still the Hatin'-est Auburn Blog on The Net, so I'm still hating UA-T (not that I could stop, short of some mutation of my HB gene).

7:22 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Certified Gator Hater here. Can someone please get a quanartine called for the cities of Tuscaloosa and Gainesville for the next 40 days. I don't want anything coming or going over that time period.

7:26 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

FYI: There are no closet Bama fans or fence riders left in the woodwork, they're all out. Good grief.

7:27 PM  
Blogger JgobravesHAG said...

Bowden out. Anyone think Jimbo will get the job done?

7:28 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

wtc,
Do you really think we are going to Shreveport? Can you do anything about that? I'd rather stay in Birmingham and go eat pizza.

7:28 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

I'm sure your talkin about me ehyou, but having lived in FL the majority of my life... My hate for UF is equally as strong as my hate for Bama. UF Alums are the worst fans in the world.

7:34 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

jhag,

2 years, and he's gone. He sucks, he looks lost at times, and there's no way he'll ever find a defensive coordinator as good as the one that's outside life (properly) caused him to check out a couple of years ago.

7:35 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Jay G's in the Escalade trying to stop this thread, and we're chasing him down the driveway with a 5-iron, He's unconscious right now.

7:40 PM  
Blogger JgobravesHAG said...

I mean FSU's offense did pretty good this year...I think he can be alright if he gets the right DC and staff in place

7:43 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

WTH? Where is Jay G. This thread is out of control!

And HABOTN has replaced Facebook for the #2 spot on my Google Chrome home page. Act like you care.

7:44 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Dude, you just got called out by a girl.

7:50 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I hate all Als. Albert and Big Al can suck it. Gator fans suck as bad as Bama fans. Gainesville and Tuscaloosa are Sodom and Gamorrah. May they have plagues fall upon them and the righteous of TCU and Texas play for all of the glory.

7:52 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

FG Saints draw first blood

7:52 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

On the Bama 100 point hate scale, I give UF a solid 89. Only UGA is higher at 94.

7:55 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Same Scale ehyou
Bammer - 99
Ga. - 90
Fla - 80

7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love being #1 on the hate scale.

7:57 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Shut up Bammer.

7:58 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Bama is a 109.
UF is a 108.99.

The toothless sister lovers in trailer parks of Lake City and Ocala rival the cousin humpers of Bammerham. I hope they all go to heck.

7:58 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

But you notice nobody is perfect not even Bama on ther own scale

7:58 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Touchdown NE

8:00 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

Bama-100
UF-100
LSU-90
UGA-89
No one else is close

8:01 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Over/Under on combined teeth of individuals who came up with "Bammer" & "Barner" is set at 7 1/2.

8:01 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

And spits baccy through all the gaps

8:02 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

on 100 point scale?

UA-T ∞

tOSU 99
LSU 90
UF 90
GA 90
UT 90

The latter 4 vary in order from year to year. I still would pull for any of those 4 against 99% of non-SEC teams.

8:06 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Katrina Kristina rockin' him like a hurricane.

8:07 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

jhag was right, bowden is done. It's official.

8:09 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

UAT 100
USC 81
Oklahoma 80
UGA 79
LSU 78
SEC field 58

8:12 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Looks like Paterno will build on his record that'll never be broken.

8:12 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Why Oklahoma? I hate Ohio State worse than them.

8:13 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Wake-I do like UF. Always have,even when Spurrier was there. I do like AU more though.

Cruitin' news is slow but looks like AU will have a VERY talented class this year. Several freshman could get planty of playing time in 2010. They are good enough to get plenty of time on the field.

Cincy-I am afraid Independence Bowl is taking us and Texas A&M or East Carolina. This past weekend killed us with the other bowls.

8:15 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

The linemen we had in for last week were very impressed. Thanks to all of you that showed up for Tiger walk and all the pre-game festivities. The recruits do notice those things. They were impressed with the crowd and with the effort the players put out against the #2 team. I think we steal at least one we were not expecting to get.

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100 = ND,USC,Miami
99 = UAT
98 = UF,FSU

Not enuff hate for any others to register. It's either all hate or no hate.

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want 2 top Juco OL that enroll in January for Xmas.

8:20 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

Don't want 2 front teeth Hoopie?

8:24 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I've historically hated FSU & Miami, but it's harder when they lose regularly.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

OK, We've blown up Blogger.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Already got my 2 front teeth....unlike at Bama, that was an AU prerequisite

8:30 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I hold Oklahoma partially responsible for 2004. Plus, they played in a title game after getting pummeled in their conference title game.

And Bob Stoops used to be a smug punk -- not as much since Boise State tied him in a knot, and Bill Stewart beat him like a yard dog.

8:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup ...when I was trying to get back on, blogger at one point listed 1220 posts.

8:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was a young lad, I found Judy Jetson to be quite hot. Of course I didn't know what Hot meant at that time.

8:34 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

When I clicked on the link for the newest post, blogger only took me halfway. What happens if we get to 1500?

8:35 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Betty Rubble. That is all.

8:36 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Excuse me, but did Devery Henderson run the pattern from the sideline?

8:37 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jessica Rabbit. End of discussion.

8:37 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

How, in the NFL, is someone that open?

8:38 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Come on man...Lois Griffin.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

The Pride of Prattville ... Infidel alum Roman Harper just got ran over by Lawrence Maroney.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

ehyou - How's the new gig?

8:40 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

It's crazy but true...much better than last one. Things work out.

8:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll take the Hot Mom coffee drinker.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Good for ehyou.

8:42 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

AU Stats: one year changes

108th in total offense to 22nd.
111th in scoring to 18th.
120th in redzone scoring to 5th.
89th 3rd down conversions to 51st.
29th in total defense to 53rd.
5th in opponent redzone scoring to 120th (last).
4th in opponenet 3rd down conversion to 21st.

Just some interesting stats for you to review.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

WTC ...

We're talkin' hot cartoon women, and you're talkin' stats.

Poindexter.

8:43 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

what a maroon.

or, in this case...what a murano.

8:45 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Jet...one word: murano

8:45 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Dangit, Norm.

8:45 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

1100 posts makes us giddy like we're 11 and have stayed up all night.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I got a case of Mountain Dew in the fridge!

8:47 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Norm wins again.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I find the stats more interesting.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's change that avatar...

8:48 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Betty or Veronica?

8:49 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Go eat some ice cream, THT. We talkin' hot toons.

Wilma Flintstone.

Fred didn't say "Yabba Dabba Do!" for nothin'.

8:49 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I can't decide on Roof. I usually know right off if I like someone or not. He's an enigma.

8:50 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Veronica.

WTC said Jughead.

8:50 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Veronica all day

8:51 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Daphne.

Out last Halloween in the gump, we had a costume party. My family was the Scooby Doo gang sans Shaggy. Of course, my hot wife was Daphne.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Digger and IV might appreciate Betty Boop

8:52 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Daphne, definitely.

In the Scooby Doo movie, it was humorous to me how they tried to make Velma hot.

8:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Veronica was hotter, but high maintenance.

8:53 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

wow

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good point Hoopie.

8:54 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

What about Jay. Do we know he is still alive. What if his option was picked up by Jimbo to start a HFSUBOTN?

Jay, where are U?

8:54 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Veronica = spoiled little rich girl. Just my type.

8:55 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Evidently these are posts 1201-1115. Cool.

9:01 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Hot cartoon women? What is happening to you guys?

The chick in the Roger Rabbit movie was awsome.

9:02 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

ehyou - my next door neighbor is good friends with Roof, so I guess I have to give Roof some slack.

9:02 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Veronic for sure.

Jessica Rabbit is indeed the trump card of this discussion.

9:04 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

WTC - I posted the same awhile back. But, I don't follow cartoon women so I don't really know.

9:05 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Hoops ...

that pretty much killed it for me.

9:05 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Ya'll start talking hot cartoon chicks and chick/dude with the oysters leaves. Coincidence?

9:06 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

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9:06 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

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9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who had oysters?

9:07 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Go stand for the parade in MGM studio and have Jasmine or the Little Mermaid float by while holding your daughter in your arms.

You will feel pretty awful the first time, but after the third parade it doesn't bother you as much.

9:08 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

You can start talkin' stats again, Mr. Peabody.

9:08 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Damon Duval apparently kicked the game winning FG to win the Grey Cup.

9:09 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

wtc,

awesome.

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paul Main had kittens. Where is he anyway?

9:10 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Wow, some folks have been busy (or haven't been busy) and posting on the blog all day. Did y'all send JGT into cardiac arrest?

9:10 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I don't FEEL dirty.

9:10 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I went Winn-Dixie earlier and saw Jay G. On a milk carton.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I think Dirty left with Monica.

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol wtc..

I'll have to try that.

9:12 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

So only had one person harass me, the security guard, and it was just about NEXT year. He said that Pat Dye said that our team was actually going to be worse next year. I made the mistake of asking him to explain how, and he started rambling ridiculous stuff. He even argued with me that Fannin was a Senior and would be gone. And he told me Michael Dyer would not qualify and have to go JUCO. I finally walked away.

9:13 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Kathy ...

I hate that I missed you at Kristina's tailgate on Saturday. Maybe next season.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe that's my problem with Disney. I mean you're there with the kids and every now and then a " This ain't right" thought floats in.

9:15 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Definitely next season Jet!

wtc, Independence Bowl, seriously?

9:15 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Me too Kathy. I stopped by Kristina's twice and missed you each time.

I did have a great time meeting everyone this past year. Still want to meet Harrison. Maybe next year.

9:16 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Yes Kathy-Our worse nightmare. It does pay more than the pizza bowl. B'ham bowl only pays out $300k. Independence pays $1.2 mil.

9:17 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

I would not go to B'ham to see Au play. Did they not condemn that stadium, or at least part of it last year?

9:18 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

My timing is always off. I even left home early in hopes of meeting up with the Hotties. Definitely need a tailgate party next season, first game!!!

Maybe some Hotties will be at the bowl game. Sure wish it would be in Nashville.

9:19 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

I am out for awhile.

FSJ-the Droid is working VERY well. I like it alot.

9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtc..

They tore down the upper deck.

9:20 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Boy, large post count. The whole world has gone crazy.

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

outstanding wtc...

I must admit that it is an intriguing device.

9:20 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Need to make a big gathering for the Clemson game next year.

No one responded the other day, but did you realize we play 11 games next year before the off week. That is just wrong.

9:21 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

I got the Droid that HTC built. Looks more like the iphone. And it has the Verizon network. Like it alot.

9:22 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Be sure to express your gratitude to Jacobs for that scheduling.

9:22 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Oh where, oh where has our little Jay gone.
Oh where, oh where could he be?

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtc...

the off week thing may be adjusted next year from what I read somewhere.

9:24 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

We're going to have to get away from the UGA ... week off ... UAT finish.

9:27 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

I thought I read somewhere that they were going to try and reschedule that off week, or maybe that was just wishful thinking.

9:28 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

ESPN reporting Bowden to retire. That's no surprise.

9:29 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

The last coach to beat Satan in Gomorrah -- Charlie Weatherbie of LaMo -- is fired.

9:29 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I think college football needs to start a week earlier so that every team gets two off weeks. Or extend the season by a week.

Doesn't seem to hurt Army/Navy.

9:32 PM  
Blogger JgobravesHAG said...

what the heck is goin on?

9:33 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

We're too close to a flip to give up now.

9:40 PM  
Blogger Fearless Freep said...

Can't believe you guys are dissin' Velma.

That little short skirt, and the sweater? Plus she's smart. Smart chicks are the hottest.

And yes, Norm, a few years ago a friend got married on Hallowe'en and had a 'costume wedding'. I went as Shaggy, and my hot wife was Velma.

An adolescent fantasy finally fulfilled.

9:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like smart chicks too Freep....

I like hot smart chicks better though....

9:41 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Hottest smart girl ever?

9:42 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Apparently, Bowden was told he could retire or have tapioca pudding with his lunch tomorrow.

9:43 PM  
Blogger JgobravesHAG said...

I hope Jay Tate is aight

9:43 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I suggested one Halloween to Mrs. Jet that we go to a party as a famous couple. She suggested the Bobbits.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Ouch

9:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

E-Bro...

I can not reveal the answer to that question at this time.

9:45 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

FSJ...I'll just assume you said Natalie Portman or Jennifer Connelly.

9:47 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Good choices, E-Bro

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

E-Bro..

I'll take both please.

9:49 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Then along those lines, I can think of several hot women and then just assume they're smart. I mean, I don't know that they're not smart. So why not give them the benefit of a doubt.

9:50 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Norm, I concur.

And when you're dumb as me, most hot women are smart.

9:51 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

I made the mistake of flipping over to Hoarders on A&E during halftime. Big mistake. They just pulled the third cat carcass out of the piles of crap in this ladies house. The best part is that Intervention is coming on later. A&E has usurped fox as the channel of unabashed human suffering.

9:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Norm...

See I can't...

I went to my senior prom in high school with a girl that has since been in a few crappy movies, a few commercials for GAP, and a few music videos.

She was about as smart as a brick wall. I had to put her on the road.

Obviously it ruined her for life.

9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

j-z...

Dude..that kinda ruined the hot smart chick moment we were having here..

Guess it's back to Skinimax for me.

9:53 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jet - when you're as dumb as you, it's a good thing you're not in a position of responsibility.

Wait...well, maybe you are. Well then, I guess it's a good thing you're employed by the state since that sort of thing doesn't really matter there.

9:54 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

My favorite episode of Hoarders was some cousin humper from Mobile. He had convinced himself he was saving all this trash to sell to recyclers to be an inheritance for his children.

9:54 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

This is the first time I've watched it. I think I'll just stick with Intervention from now on.

9:57 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

In college, I dated a particular girl who was absolutely gorgeous. I knew before the first date that she couldn't have set any records on her college admissions tests. I figured I could overlook it. It turns out I was mistaken in that line of thought.

9:57 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

We're in the Red Zone again.

9:57 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Smart chicks are way hot. Smart chicks who actually have a sense of humor? Uberhot.

9:59 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Jessica Simpson was never attractive to me after watching her talk for five minutes.

OK, that's a lie, but I could never spend long with a girl like that.

OK, that's a lie too, but...

That's all I got.

10:00 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

j-z...absolutely.

Let's face it though, are there any girls out there who are funny that aren't smart?

10:01 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Google "Where is Chuck Norris?" and hit I feel lucky.

Never let it be said that I didn't do my part to get this to 1200.

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

j-z...I didn't know we had the same criteria....

10:02 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

Has anyone actually seen JGT since Bobby Bowden decided he was going to retire. Maybe it sent him into a depression.

10:03 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Well... there are girls that you laugh at, but not necessarily laugh with. Does that count?

10:03 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

We're in the Norm Zone!

10:04 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Maybe Jay G is interviewing for Jimbo's job...or maybe the ESPN thing finally came through...or maybe he is just letting us post til we get it out of systems and don't care so much about reaching 1000

10:04 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Jay G's gone to Shreveport to scout out restaurants, etc.

10:05 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

*out of our

10:06 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I laugh at a lot of people. Most often behind their backs.

10:06 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Drew Brees is having a decent game tonight.

10:06 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

There's a Whataburger not far from the stadium in Shreveport. That's about as good as it gets.

10:07 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Norm ... I believe the phone is for you.

10:07 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I think JayG is conducting some sort social experiment with the Hotties.

Everytime we get close to a page turn, we expect the hammer to drop and we get worked up and then nothing happens. Mass letdown ensues.

It's a frenzied cycle.

10:08 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

We're aware of that Norm.

10:08 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

I think it's time.

10:08 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Hello?

10:08 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Well... I thought it was.

10:08 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Who is this?

10:08 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

There, I did it all over again.

10:09 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

You did what?

10:09 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Way to go J-Ziemba.

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this talk about hot smart women reminds me of the following exchange in Casino Royale...

Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: No, don't worry, you're not my type.
Vesper Lynd: Smart?
James Bond: Single.

10:10 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I was, until j-z had to go and mess around with the natural order of things.

10:10 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

jay G's gone duck hunting

10:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay G and Tuberville are scouting new job opportunities from a hunting lodge in Arkansas.

10:12 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Jay G is teaching Tebow surgical techniques.

10:15 PM  
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