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11.23.2009

Monday Night Live

Hey everyone. We're listening to Tiger Talk, coach Gene Chizik's weekly radio show, and we may watch some Monday Night Football in a bit. Since it's Thanksgiving Week, and Le Bowl D'Iron is on Friday, I guess the natural decision for the people at Auburn ISP Sports was to broadcast on Monday.

Please stand and sing.

TIGER TALK TIDBITS
  • Hans is on the air babbling about who knows what.

  • On how he used the off week: ``It's a fine line between making sure you work enough and getting the rest we need. It's been four straight months of football -- no days off. It was really good to let our football team have some time off. They came back Sunday and I think they were refocused."

  • On being off schedule last week: ``We really tried to focus on the fine details. We concentrated on that and moved on to Alabama."

  • Rod says Alabama is the best team in the conference. Florida may disagree: ``To survive in this league, you have to be physical on both sides of the ball. They are."

  • Jane from Auburn wants to know about the 20th anniversary Auburn Iron Bowl and who will give The Big Pre-Game Speech: ``We'll draw on a couple of different people. This week, I've got two or three people to speak to our team. Today, Karlos Dansby called in. We talked for a long time. He said he wanted to talk to the team. I put him on speakerphone with no coaches in the room and let him talk about what this game means. The feedback was tremendous."

  • Jane is still up. She's flipping through her notes. She wants to make sure Saban leaves Jordan-Hare 0-5: ``Good statement, Jane."

  • FIRST CALL of the night (oh goodie) is from Melvin in Bammerham. He wants to know if they're on the radio ("So are you, Melvin," Chizik said) and he loves Auburn and he says it's hard being an Auburn fan in light of Alabama's "accomplishments" and how Alabama fans think Auburn fans are "inferior" and (gasp) he wants to say good luck. No question, of course: ``We're going to have a lot of fun this week. We appreciate your comments."

  • Leigh and Kathy from Auburn want to wish Gene a Happy Thanksgiving and how much they appreciate everyone. No question, of course. And they're having a Thanksgiving dinner at their tailgate spot near Plainsman Park. She's so nice. No question, but she's really nice.: ``I do appreciate that very much. That's what Auburn is about -- it's about family. My wife and I feel blessed. We're in the place we always wanted to be."

  • Ron from Bammerham wants to know if the Thanksgiving break will affect the players: ``We talked earlier about being creatures of habit. We're trying to keep this week just the same -- just as if school was in. We're trying to keep them on the same schedule. That seems to work (Where?) We really don't change anything."

  • T.J. from Bammerham is upset because he won't be able to watch the game. He's going to watch the Leeds Green Wave. No question. That's 1-for-4 from the phone tonight. ``Thanks, T.J."

  • Meagan from Denver wants to know how Chizik is going to PUMP UP THE TEAM before the Iron Bowl: ``Our biggest challenge is to make sure they're not ready to play the game tonight. Everywhere they turn, they hear it, they see it. They can't escape it. There's not a lot you have to say. When we hit Sewell Hall for Tiger Walk, it'll be all we can to to keep them from going absolutely crazy. I do some things to bring to them the realization of how big this is. We're not playing this game for us; we're playing it for all the people who came before us. Great question."

  • On the 20th anniversary: ``That is such a piece of history. We've got guys on our football from states other than the state of Alabama. Here, when you're on the playground at 6 years old, they ask you: Which side are you on? We're trying to educate them on how this came about. That game was so significant for taking that game from Birmingham to here. There are a lot of similarities of where that game was 20 years ago and where this game is today."

  • Phillip from Murfreesboro, Tenn., is on a cell phone and he wants Chizik to know fans believe Auburn "has a chance" if the Tigers play hard. No question, of course. That's 2-for-6 on the phone: ``We have a chance to win the game. We're playing the game to win the game. We're going to play hard."

  • On Alabama's defense: ``They're very talented. It starts with their front seven. You have to get past them first. They don't give up big plays. Defensively -- they hang their hat on that. When we've had success in games and won games, you can look at turnovers. The same things have happened to them. They're getting the ball back to their offense and they're controlling the ball. That's why they're winning game."

  • On Alabama's offense: "Their offense has some great talent. They have Julio Jones out there. He has great big-play capability. Mark Ingram is fast, makes quick cuts."

  • Bubba from Who Knows said all his brothers and sisters graduated from Alabama and he'd love to "give them hell on Friday" ... and no question. That's 2-for-7 on the phone. ASK A QUESTION, PEOPLE: ``War Eagle, Bubba."

  • Hailey from Tallassee wants to know about Demond Washington. YES, A QUESTION ... though not from the phone: "He's done great. He almost didn't make the first couple of practices. He's really come on this last month. He's really helped our football team."

  • Matt from Auburn, who is about to graduate, wants to say that he'd like to beat Alabama and he thinks Gene has done a nice job. Phone people are now 2-for-8: ``Thank you, Matt. We feel really, really good about what's going to happen down the road."

  • Ryan from Ozark wants to know if Eltoro Freeman will be back ... and how Auburn will stop Ingram: ``With Toro right now, it's really day-by-day. He hasn't been able to do a whole lot. To be able to stop this running game of Alabama's, you've got to be able to put some guys up there (on the line of scrimmage). When you stack people tight, you've got some issues in the secondary to deal with."

  • Paul from Hartselle thinks Auburn can win this game and believes Chizik can get "75 young men" to defy what "10,000 non-believers" say Auburn cannot do. He thinks Gene is a good coach and a fine man. NO QUESTION: ``Very nice comments, Paul. Thanks."

  • On the players' appreciation for the game: "They're in the middle of the forest and they cannot see the trees. We're just trying to educate them about why this rivalry is the way it is."

  • On getting ready for the big game: ``In our team's mind's night, it's Tuesday night. Tomorrow it'll be Tuesday but it'll be Wednesday in terms of practice. On Thanksgiving morning, we'll do our walk-through. We'll have some team-building functions and have a Thanksgiving meal before I cut them loose to be with their families."

  • On the recruits: ``We've got some great recruits coming in. A lot of them are committed to Auburn and some of them aren't."

  • On the fans: "I want to thank the fans for what they've done all year long. I'm really excited for them and I appreciate them."

  • THAT'S A WRAP. "Until next time, War Eagle. So long, everybody."

362 Comments:

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Blogger LuvAU41 said...

New page HATE!

8:03 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

new page HATE!

8:03 AM  
Blogger LuvAU41 said...

dangit!

8:03 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

oops, looks like i'm a bit out of control this morning. ha.

8:04 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

gotcha Luv!

8:04 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Oh there is going to be some HATE on this new page.

8:05 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I was hoping someone would give it to me.

Hate!

8:05 AM  
Blogger LuvAU41 said...

HATE is running strong today, Scottie!

8:05 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Since Ben Tate changed his number last game, maybe he can change a letter in his last name and be "Hate" on Friday.

8:10 AM  
Blogger LuvAU41 said...

Where is Jet? I thought we'd have our HATE sermon before 8:00.

8:11 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Wasn't there an XFL dude that wore He Hate Me on his jersey?

8:13 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

RK- No way that's quicker, but have at it. You shouldn't run into much traffic either way.

McElroy's comments were no worse than Tate's comments if taken in complete context...but we know how that goes.

8:14 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Tate is changing his number to 34 this game.

8:14 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Hatin'est Auburn Blog on The Net

8:16 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Eddie,

Unless something was going on downtown, 285 has always caused me far more problems than just taking 75 to 85.

8:17 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

RK- I'm sorry, I just shake my head. I remember that I followed my Dad one time from Auburn to Chattanooga and I took 75/85 and he took 285. He beat me by at least 5 minutes and traffic was non-existent both ways. Like I said, you should be fine going that way.

8:21 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i'm bringing the HATE to work today too. i've already threatened a Vol & a Gator. gggrrrrr.

8:23 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Thanks for the heads up on the traffic situation Eddie.

I hate being on the road at all on black Friday.

8:24 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

no traffic talk, Hotties. Just HATE, lots and lots of HATE!!!

8:24 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

We have 221 comments of nothing. This is truly a Seinfeld show at this point.

8:28 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I guess that makes FSJ Newman?

8:29 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

285 always gave me more problems than just heading through Atlanta on 20. It depends on where you are going, but I prefer the more direct approach.

8:30 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i don't want to interrupt any HATE, but if you're looking for some AU memorabilia for christmas presents a good friend of mine is clearing out some stuff. here's the ebay link for auburn goodies. he's fully legit and he puts my collection to shame.

8:30 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

there were about 20 more that disappeared. Larry David can be my biographer any day.

8:31 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

RK...

That observation is VERY funny...

Right Freep?

8:32 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

FSJ is SO Newman. :)

8:32 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Newman

8:36 AM  
Blogger michael said...

So does that make Kristinah Kramer?

8:51 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

JayGT - sorry I missed your live bloggin' last night. I love the comments you inject into what otherwise would be a pretty dull show. I suspect the phone callers have tired of hearing the "answers" that don't say anything, so they just aren't asking questions.

8:53 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

JGT - at next TigerTalk, perhaps a caller can ask CGC to discuss how the current UA-T win streak and our fed gov't's spending streak are both unsustainable, and how, just like other countries soon will literally own the U.S., so will AU own UA-T.

8:56 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I don't know that there are a lot of questions to be answered at this time of the season. Sure, who won't play in the Iron Bowl might be a question, but you aren't going to get that answer.

Can we win? What chance of there of Chizik saying never, never in a milliion years? We always have a shot, but talk is pretty meaningless at this point.

I do think it will take some creativity to hang with this Bama team. Hopefully the coaches have some interesting ideas.

8:57 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

No Kristina is of Jerry's girlfriends....Haven't figured out which yet.

She could be Elaine but that would be so obvious.

They probably dance alike though.

Sweet Fancy Moses!

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've read this blog for a long time, but finally got the nerve up to post. I want to learn how to hate with the big boys.

8:59 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Well Roosevelt...the first step is to hate me...the resident bammer.

Lotsa Hate to ya...and welcome.

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I can handle that part. Thanks for the welcome.

9:02 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

I can do a pretty good impression of Elaine dancing.

Mchiela, if anyone in this group is Kramer it's you.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Anyone else's comment count acting wonky?

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the comment count?

9:10 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Just yours zookeeper.

9:11 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Uh....the number of comments made on a post. It's at the top of the page. Mine keeps jumping around. It just said there were 296 comments.

9:13 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Perhaps you need glasses.

9:14 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

yes, Kristina, the comment count says over 300 sometimes on the first page.

Welcome Roosevelt!!! Don't waste any hate on our fellow Hottie, FSJ. As Brother Jet would say, hate the sin not the sinner.

HATE UA-T!!! Every expenditure of ATP is directed towards UA-T HATE!!!

9:14 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

#297!!!!!!!

9:14 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

What a glorius day it would be if the earth would open up and swallow UA-T!

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you... mine said 308 a minute ago, so I guess it's messed up too.

9:15 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

#310

9:16 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

imagine a world....a world with no Bammers. aahhhh.

HATE.

9:16 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

It would be a miserable existence for the hotties.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would be a beautiful world indeed Scottie.

9:17 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

FSJ, what section did you find tickets in....so i can avoid it! :)

9:18 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Waste hate on FSJ? That's not a waste, that's perfectly executed hate. He's not getting a pass from this Hottie. To heck with FSJ and his bammer brethren. All of them.

9:19 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Wait...FSJ is going to be at the game?

Bammer on a stick anyone?

9:19 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Bama section....No worries scottie...

9:21 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

whew

9:22 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I tried to get seats right behind you...but no such luck.

In 2000 I had a guy sitting right behind me in the upper deck screaming "Let's go Tiggggahhhhs!" the entire game. Sleeting too.

HATE!!!!!!

9:23 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

2000 was COLD!

i know the peeps behind me. no way he'd sell you his tickets. :)

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To paraphrase an old marine saying, Hate 'em all, let God sort them out.

9:25 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

newby Roosevelt bringing mature HATE to the HABOTN!!!!

HATE HATE HATE!!!

9:29 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Kristina- My comment count was doing the same.

Welcome Roosevelt.

IF the Hotties were Seinfeld, this is who they would be:

Jerry Seinfeld- Jay G
Kramer- Michael
Newman- Steve FC
George- RK
Uncle Leo- Scottie
Elaine- Kristina
Frank Costanza- THT
Estelle Costanza- FSJ
Susan Biddle Ross- Cincy
Morty Seinfeld- Digger
Helen Seinfeld- Luv
J. Peterman- Myself
george steinbrenner- Peter F
Uncle Leo-

9:30 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

2000 was awful.

I remember some Bama fans near me saying "you'll only win in T-town when Hell freezes over", well that day it did.

9:32 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I want to be the Assman....

9:33 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

RK- Agree. That was the most miserable game I ever attended. It sleeted and then turned to rain. I was freezing at the end of the game. What a 9-0 thriller it was.

9:33 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

The way the schedule has worked out favors Auburn in this one. Bama played a game last Saturday, while Auburn didn't. Playing on Friday shortened their week. They also must travel to JHS. At the same time Auburn had an off week.

I also find it interesting that Saban is going to let players that live within a 2 hour radius of Tuscaloosa to go home Wednesday for Thanksgiving dinner. Man, I hope those guys fill up on turkey.

Auburn players, forget the Thanksgiving meal until Saturday. Saturday you can eat whatever you like. Until Friday, it is time to stay lean and mean.

9:34 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Jet should be Jackie Chiles?

Who would be the Soup Nazi?

9:34 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Steve..

We don't need no stinkin practice time...

Our hate will see us through...

9:35 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Soup Nazi should probably be played by Peter. I made a mistake. Peter to FSJ...NO HATE FOR YOU!

9:35 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Oh the possibilities RK...

9:37 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Any chance that it is revealed that Coach Willis is actually an Auburn spy and is passing out free pecan pies and turkeys to Bama players the night before the game?

9:37 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Coach who Steve?

TRAITOR!

9:39 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

you know, i always HATED Uncle Leo.

9:39 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

wusses, AU Fans calling 2000 Iron Bowl "awful" and "miserable"??? Are y'all sane???? That was a GLORIOUS Iron Bowl!!!

WARRRRRRRRRRRRR EAGLE!!!

HATE UAT!!!!

9:39 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Work related items pulled me away for a sec....what did I miss?

9:41 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i just said it was cold in 2000. i painted T-town orange & blue afterwards. it was nice & toasty on the dance floor. ahhh, good times & great ladies. :)

9:42 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

you missed.....HATE!!!!!!!

9:42 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

It just seems like in the past we never played particularly well after an off week. Hopefully Chizik remedied that. Or maybe I am just making that up.

9:42 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

SERMON TIME ... FORGIVE THE LENGTH

Brethren, today, I tell you something important today. You may have heard a version of it before. This is the story of Chizik.

Chizik was a faithful man, a man of valor and accomplishment. He was right in the Lord’s eyes. He was a commander of an army – the Army of Auburn that was smaller than most because he had inherited it from a leader who had served well for a period, but whose time to surrender his command had come.

Initially, his army and subjects questioned his qualifications. But he quickly showed his acumen at administration by choosing such leaders as Gus and Tin Roof, and Trooper and Luper, and Grimes and Thigpen as officers in his Army.

At the same time, the infidel nation of West Vance was amassing great power – not unlike the Egyptians of old -- using its riches to bring all sort of skilled mercenaries, such as Rolando, Ingram, and a some sort of mountain that actually looks like a lard@$$. The evil West Vancians were cutting wide swaths throughout the land, bringing great fear to other nations. The Sabeans – as they were described in Job 1:15 – were led by an evil man who did not honor the Lord, nor respected Chizik’s nation.
Remember his profane pronouncement at the end of an earlier battle that his own nation needed to realize how much he “hated those guys.”

A year had passed. Chizik realized that the good and great battle between Good and Evil was nigh. Because he was a humble man of faith, he gathered his troops and nation together for prayer. The Lord said, “On Friday, the battle will hasten.”

The Lord warned of a fierce battle and that many lives would be lost. He told those who weren’t prepared to give all for the cause to take their leave. Those who had dared sell their right to attend the battle and watch from a distance slithered away in shame – perhaps 10,000 in total.

The Lord spoke to Chizik, and said, “There are too many here. There are those who doubt and who are unfit for battle.”

Chizik spoke to his nation and to his troops. Only those who are truly committed to victory and believe it shall be so are allowed to remain. Many more trudged away.
“Lord, is this the right number?” Chizik asked. “We turn to You for strength, guidance, and to You shall the glory be.”

The Lord told him no – in fact, telling him to cull more away. Ultimately, there was an army of less than a 100. There would be 60,000 citizens who would gather to support the troops in battle. There were other loyalists who because of time and circumstance who could not attend who were faithful. This remnant, while small, would be known forever as Faithful Hotties.

The Lord said, “Go down to the camp and meet the West Vancians, for I shall deliver them into your hands for they are as the Philistines, the Midiantes, the Sons of Ham, the Nicolaitans, and yes, Lucifer, the father of all lies.”

On that Friday at the designated hour, the soliders had equipped themselves for war, and the citizens were there as well, armed with trumpets. They yelled, “War Eagle! The sword of the Lord and of Chizik!” Then they played a hymn of celebration on those trumpets.

Then descending from the skies – or maybe just the Board of Trustees’ suite – the prophet of old, Patrick Fain Dye, spoke to the crowded masses on the precipice of battle. Slow as syrup, his body and voice scarred with battles from decades long past, he uttered:

“Sixty minutes."

9:42 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Best Seinfeld episode ever..

The Contest

9:44 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Jet...

That reads similar to Housel's diatribe before the 2002 Iron Bowl.

HATE!

9:45 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Way to bring the word, Brother Jet.

and a some sort of mountain that actually looks like a lard@$$
hee hee!

9:46 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

That lardass is gonna destroy your offensive line.

9:48 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

The conditions the 2000 game was played in were awful...no complaints at all about the win.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

It wasn't cold in 2000.

It was arctic.

9:53 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Frankenbummer might have objections being referred to as any sort of Nazi...though the character in question is a good representation. Anal about substance. Holds grudges well. Personalizes hate (none of that wimpy, I don't hate people, I hate UA-T crap!). Makes marvelous soup...I think we've stumbled upon a conundrum.


I wanted to play the part of Mort, though. Though younger in age, I'm an old soul who is perfect for the part.

9:53 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Uncle Lou = IV

9:56 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Jet - that gave me goose bumps! I haven't been culled!!! I'll be bringing the hate!!!

GO AUBURN!!!!!!!!!!
WARRRRRRRRRR EAGLE!!!

9:58 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Ooooo....we were at 347 comments that time!

10:00 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Jay, you think 60 degrees is cold.

10:01 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

It's supposed to be pretty nippy Friday morning, no? I think I'll wear wool socks.

10:02 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

Brother Jet, Minister of HATE, thanks for the sermon. i will do my best to send the message of HATE to east tennessee today, tomorrow, and forever!

10:04 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I had almost been talked into getting the h1n1 vaccine today. I will refrain. It would likely make me feel like I had the flu, and I will NOT be anything less than full of health and full of HATE on Friday at J-H.

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This hate thing is kind of intoxicating.

10:10 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i HATE that it is 11:11 ET and i haven't eaten lunch yet. i am very hungry.

10:11 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I'm about to walk downtown and get me some Chinese.

I hope I don't see any crimson while I'm out or I might not return until my wife gets me out of jail.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

me too, Scottie. I usually jump on my 1st lunch at 10:30, but work has not been kind. It is UA-T's fault.

I HATE UA-T!!!

10:13 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Well in much the same way as Eisenhower planned the invasion of D-Day....my crimson lieutenants and I will be meeting over a BBQ lunch today to discuss the impending invasion and destruction of Auburn.

May hate be with you all.

10:14 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Imma about to death star your planet if you don't shut it, bammer.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Heck yeah, I just brought the nerd hate. Wut?

10:17 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Caught up on posts since I left you all last night. '96 LSU was the night I met the lady who'd eventually be known as "my hot wife". Despite the loss of the game and building, I'd say it was a good night. '00 IB, I took my hot wife to her first IB. In that day I saw snow, sleet, rain and stupid cold. Thankfully, our seats were covered so we were just cold but mostly dry.

I took hot wife to the '01 IB and haven't taken her back since I'm sure she was somehow to blame. That was the only IB loss I've personally witnessed inside any stadium. Her dad is among the hated tribe (which is why I'll be leaving his house bright and early Friday to drive back home north of ATL) and even though she's not much of a sports fan at all, some of it may have worn off. I just can't be too careful so if she wants to attend an IB in the future, she'll have to go with someone else.

Keep Hate Alive, I sure am.

10:17 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Love the nerd hate....any hate is good hate when it comes to hating bammers.

10:17 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

HATE!!

10:17 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I'm shocked...really..I am.

10:19 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Shut up Bammer. I wish you were shocked. I'll be glad to administer a taser shock to your torso. Let me know when you're available.

10:20 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

ANY TIME....ANY PLACE...Aubie!

10:21 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Oh yeah, welcome Roosevelt Franklin yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:21 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Shut it.

10:21 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Like I said to some other Orange and Blue Hottie last night....

MAKE ME!

10:22 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Norm, please never mention 01 again.

HATE

10:23 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

LMAO "i'm going to death star your planet" PF. AUsome.

i HATE that FSJ loves our HATE so much. ggrrrr.

10:23 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

01' the day goofball Fran raised the roof.

Moron

10:24 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i met my wife-to-be in 2001. i didn't take her to the game and we lost. i took her to 2002-2007 and we won. in 2008 she did not attend and we lost. she WILL be there this friday.

HATE.

10:24 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

scottie...

My 1999 mojo is going to overtake your wife's mojo..

Bama wins....book it!

10:26 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

your planet = lard@$$?

10:27 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

did he just reference your wife's mojo? Dude, you can't say stuff like that. Stupid bammer.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i HATE that FSJ and i can't be friends any more.

nah, not really. ;)

silly bammer.

10:36 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I'm gonna stick with nerd hate for a while.

FSJ, all your HATE are belong to us!

10:36 AM  
Blogger digger4au said...

And Golieth so huge, strong and mighty looked down on David and laughed and said what are you and that little sling going to do tickle me to death. And David bowed his head for a word of silent prayer saying nothing but swinging his sling he let one stone fly and the mighty did fall in disgrace with a mighty thud.
HATE to the Golieth of vance.

10:36 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

I hope the stupid UAT players who go home for turkey get botchulism. I hope the same for you too Bammer along with a nice case of tetanus for good measure.

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or botulism, either one.

10:42 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Roosevelt, better not pay too much attention to my posts if your big into spell checking. Oh and welcome!

10:47 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

we already have a master speller in michael. without her, we wouldn't know that sfjq is a word.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry... pesky habit of mine.

I do think Norm stopped short of true hate with tetanus. I would have gone with leprosy or trypanosmiasis. That's hate right there.

10:57 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

How bout the plague?

The Black Death for Black Friday.

10:58 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

How 'bout e Coli for T. Cody?

10:59 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Correct spelling, punctuation, grammar, and capitalization are optional here. I don't know what that second condition disease is but by the name of it I bet I don't want it.

11:01 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Trypanosmiasis? Wow...check out the big brains on Roosevelt.

11:01 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Yeah...bet you are hell on scrabble Roosevelt.

11:02 AM  
Blogger digger4au said...

LUV step foward and give us a definition! STAT

11:02 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

Can't you all see that there's now a puppet in our midst with Roosevelt? I wonder what the Queen would have to say about this development.

11:04 AM  
Blogger Dave in Denver said...

...and there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth from the bammer nation on Friday night.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Is Roosevelt a puppet? They are sneaky, puppets are anal about punctuation and spelling

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I'm supposed to say death to puppets now?

11:06 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

see, he's not a puppet.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for vouching for me PF.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rosie ...Puppets are masters at deception and won't hesitate to eat their own just to maintain a disquise ....we've gotta keep an eye on you.

11:12 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

He sure looks like a puppet to me. How do we know if he's a puppet? Does he float in water? What else floats in water?

11:14 AM  
Blogger Harrison said...

very small rocks

11:14 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

small pebbles?

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beer?

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fambly and I are at the inlaw's in Hattiesburg. The lake level was lowered for dock repairs and paw-in-law didn't move the boat to deeper water. Now I can't fish and I blame the Bammers for this. Paw-in-law taught many years at AU and 2 miserable years at UAT. That UAT influence caused this mishap.

HATE HATE HATE

May the Hate be with you.

11:16 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

A Duck!

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bear Bryant's corpse?

11:17 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Ok..this is too tempting..

but I will refrain.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

floaters!

11:18 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

probably, given all the ETOH in it

11:18 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

And if he weighs more than a duck?

11:21 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Well Harrison and I are on the same page at least.

Wait...not sure if that's a good thing.

11:22 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i've finished lunch, which replenished both my nutrients & HATE.

11:22 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

He's made of wood...and therefore a puppet!

11:22 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Ducks weigh less than wood?

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm more of a felt/foam construct. I don't know if I'd float or not.

11:27 AM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

and Ducks already come pressure treated :)

11:27 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Did I mess up the quote? It's something like that...

11:28 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Ok..I'm confused..

Is Harrison saying that Roosevelt has small rocks?

Or did I miss something?

11:30 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Well I thought we were doing a little Python here...work with me people!

11:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Small rocks... Little Python... did I stumble into the NC-17 HABOTN page?

11:32 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Go overcompensate somewhere else, bammer.

11:33 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Apparently...

Probably not a good time to discuss Longfellow....

11:33 AM  
Blogger Harrison said...

it's Monty Python kids. Kristina did it right. The rest of you fell under Roosevelt's puppet influence. Suckers!

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bammer couldn't know anything about Longfellow.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I dunno guys. He hates Bama and just made a reference to beer (good) and Bear Bryant's corpse (really good). Lets wait and see. Worst case scenario, michael loses a hand. That will only ensure than no more of harrison's cats are killed.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

everybody go play on the new thread... everybody but bammers ;-)

11:37 AM  
Blogger Harrison said...

that post makes way too much sense PF. wayyyy too much sense

11:37 AM  
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