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Blogger Norm said...

Yes, I too would like to know your pic caption please.

8:00 PM  
Blogger Norm said...


8:23 PM  
Blogger Norm said...


8:23 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

It's been awhile, I like to BOOM!

8:23 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

so, we're on a new page now? I can't believe we were able to get to a new page on HABOTNv1.0 only two weeks after v2.0 went live.

8:33 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

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8:34 PM  
Blogger michael said...

So Norm comes in like he's John Wayne after we have been slaving on this thing for years. I guess I'm OK with that. But only because he follows me on Twitter.

9:36 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Well, my assistance requested.

10:33 PM  
Blogger earnbangla said...

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I got many unknown information from this blog. Excellent information.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

it's weird. the only way I can get to page 2 comments is to make another post

1:54 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

earnbangla is algnabnrea spelled backwards.

Earnie must have read all 200 posts on page one to learn so many unknown information.

1:57 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I loathe school and had thought that I was finished with actual classroom education (work-related / professional certifications excepted) after I got my degree. But now that I read this thread and see all of the help out there for dissertation writing, I might just rethink that position.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

ok, I finally wised up and bookmarked this page so I can get to it without having to post first. I would have thought Feng or Earnbangla could have helped a fellow out with that.

5:41 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Earnbangla, some of that unknown information of the many you've gathered should remain private. Don't go telling all the earnbanglers you know about Feng's divorce and coma. He is a private sort of dude.

9:27 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Feng's amputation is public knowledge. I believe I saw it reported on HLN.

Are we really dedicated enough to get another page flip? We might can get it done with Feng's & Earnie's help.

7:48 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

THT I can't get to the newer posts either without making a post myself. So...POST.

6:06 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

let's see, how do we create a lnky in v1.0....

< a href=something or other...


Bookmark Page 2

now, let's see if that worked... [Publish Your Comment]

7:35 PM  
Blogger michael said...

THT, working it old school style.

We are well on our way to Beasley + 200 and Beasly X 3

12:35 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Funny you should mention that. I just did the Beasleyx3 math last night so I would be sure to hopefully, perhaps, just maybe remember it when the time rolls around. We'd get there a lot quicker if Feng and Earnie would post more. Or maybe if Carl would post one of his dissertations, a lot of discussion would ensue and we'd get there real quick. Wait, where is it we're headed?

7:32 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Email me for help in writing you're dissertation of your mind! Free but for a small fee!


8:30 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

my mind disserted me a long time ago.

Take away friendship in life, as if removed from life sunshine ...........................

Looks like it's going to be a pretty cloudy day.

9:18 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

get your tickets now for the Zeke Pike Express! This is a real train ride...none of that Rollison Express nonsense.

All aboard!

6:05 PM  
Blogger shima shakhoath said...

Blogs are so informative where we get lots of information on any topic. Nice job keep it up!!

6:02 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

and speaking of chickens, shim, isn't it interesting that there are 45,000 chickens for each person on the planet? Are you hiding my chickens from me?

5:58 PM  
Blogger michael said...

THT, it's been much harder for me to muster up the strength to post since I have to go to page 2 to see whatever is new. Please forgive me. I will try to never allow 2 years to pass in between posts again.

11:22 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Say, are you the shima shakhoath who went to Clearwater High? If so, Go Vikings! How is Tina doing?

11:30 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Don't worry about it, Michael. Q paused time, so it was only like 3 seconds between your old post and your new one. You may have noticed that when you drove west to get to the driving range that it took longer because the earth wasn't spinning towards you. Or maybe it took longer because you were lost. I'm not sure.

Q is a long time Hv1.0 lurker. He won't be able to post until the swelling from his hemorrhoids subsides.

7:06 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Well the eternal front page quote is pretty relevant right now.

8:30 AM  
Blogger michael said...

That Q is so smug, by the way.

8:31 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Did you know that it takes about 20-30 minutes to properly put honey on a homemade biscuit? That's what I learned from 2.0. Watching for air bubbles to escape as honey creeps into the deepest crevices of the biscuit. Can't I just please eat my honey biscuit?!

7:48 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Now see, I am a big believer in eating a honeyed biscuit within the first minute of the honey hitting the biscuit surface. I feel that when you wait too long, the honey soaks into the biscuit, and the sharpness of the honey's sweetness gets lost a bit. Better to keep the honey on the surface where it gets the tongue more directly.

9:10 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

"apparently he's never properly made a honey biscuit."

As for me, I prefer it soaked in, but I never eat them that way cause as soon as the honey hits the biscuit I want to eat it.

I wonder if Feng ever had a good honey biscuit.

9:13 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Feng once wrote a dissertation titled "Only Communists Let the Honey Soak Into the Biscuit: "

3:20 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

2.0 ain't no commie. She doesn't "let" the honey soak into the biscuit. She forces it to soak into the biscuit, whether it wants to or not.

So Feng wrote 只有共产党让蜂蜜渗入饼干 . Did he get Dissertation Writing Help from page 1 to assist him?

Feng probably thinks that honey comes from praying mantises...manti...mantodea...some bug other than bees.

5:18 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

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6:40 PM  
Blogger michael said...

3 dongs for the letter?! What a steal!

11:08 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

when the rough get going, they keep hoping.

5:36 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Q. Hey THT, why did the car keep falling asleep?

2:36 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

A. To drift to the other side of the road? (I hear there's some good chicken over there.) Carbon monoxide poisoning? I give up. Why?

3:02 AM  
Blogger michael said...


4:27 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I was going for EXHAUSTed with my CO guess.
What a gas!
You should write joke books, Michael.
Osse or pamella can probably help, but they'll probably charge you a dissertation fee.

5:12 PM  
Blogger michael said...

EXHAUSTed... wow, that might be even better than tired. You've still got a trick or two up your sleeve, THT, I'll give you that.

3:34 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

they are little tricks because I almost always wear short sleeves.

So what's up with Feng. I hear he pulled the ol' switcheroo and amputated his wife and divorced his foot. Less painful that way, I'm sure. We should meet up with him some time at Zack's for hot dogs.

10:18 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You trying to put him in another coma, THT?!

I hear Feng likes to eat dissertations.

12:20 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

The roses in your window box are tilted to one side.

They must be those miniature roses. Who would plant a full size rose bush in a window box? Feng?

7:29 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

LA Kings just set a new Universe record with their 538th consecutive road playoff win.

10:17 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Boy, it's the dog days of summer, isn't it?!

3:26 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

If you're trying to make me jealous by posting again from the Southern Hemisphere, it ain't working. I've been shoveling snow all weekend. I LOVE SNOW!!!

Have fun on the Pampas. Keep your goats away from the Tinamous.

10:32 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Merry Christmas, Hotties!

7:55 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Boy, can't believe we haven't posted here since Christmas!

Another Irony Day coming up. Can't wait!

1:41 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

oh no! I've been waiting all year with such excitement for Irony Day that I didn't sleep for months. I accidentally dozed off in June and woke up in August. I missed Irony Day :(

6:38 PM  
Blogger Sara said...

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10:23 PM  
Blogger michael said...

It's certainly been much easier to sleep all day since the robots started doing all the work for us. I hope they don't become self aware, though...

10:25 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I got a robot that will do my sleeping for me so I don't have to.

Hmmm, that lamp just came on. I think someone changed the timer from EDT to EDT. Unfortunately, the lamp is here with me and not in Eurasia with Michael.

Somebody needs to send a robot over there to reset the timer so I don't have to get up.

3:50 PM  
Blogger michael said...

THT, never go to Richmond on a Thursday

4:29 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'm open to Thursday travel suggestions.

6:05 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

So...what're we supposed to do now? Huh? Huh? Can we change the title to "We have moved AGAIN!"?

1:45 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Settle down, Norm. It'll be alright. I just need to call Feng and talk it over with him. He always knows what to do.

2:52 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Thank you for the reassuring words. I was scared.

4:02 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

You have a right to be scared, Norm. I'd hate for Hv1.0 to be collateral damage in all this mayhem.

6:43 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

uh oh, there's already weirdness here:

The following errors were found:
Input error: Memcache value is null for FormRestoration

6:43 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Rise and Grind losers.

Isn't that what the kids say these days?

7:41 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Feng finally replied to me. He said, "You guys should write a dissertation. I know a guy that gives dissertation lessons. Would you be interested?"

I told him no. The only guy I would be interested in taking dissertation lessons is...

9:21 AM  
Blogger michael said...

BEASLEY X 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:22 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I am AUstruck. There's a reason the King is Queen of HABOTN and Master of Thighs.

6:04 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Cool - everything's still working over here

8:39 AM  
Blogger bigdaddy334 said...

Morning everyone!!

8:44 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I just watched a Truck video.

12:49 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

This place smells funny.

12:54 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Time to resurrect HABOTN 1.0!!!

12:57 PM  
Blogger Dadof3Girls said...

Nice. Feels like home. Didn't know it was still here

1:13 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Yea, I hope Jay still has access here. I don't want to post too much about it on 2.0. Surely the MA will get around to banning me there.

1:22 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

So it has come to this.

1:27 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Yes!!! Glad to see you here, WERK:)

1:31 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Reuben Foster is a tiger!!! Touchdown Auburn!!!

2:15 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

New thread up. (Been a while since I said that.)

3:49 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Re: Steve @ 12:57. You can't resurrect what never died.

4:45 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Should I stay here and get this thing to the next page flip? Seems a little much even for me.

5:08 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Flip? Who's talking flip? The plan was 100,000, not 401. I ain't quittin' just cause of a New Thread Up interruption.

8:22 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

We're well on our way. Let's go!

8:24 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Ok, I'm out. I'm counting on Michael, Feng, and Earnbangla to continue the journey to ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND POSTS on this here thread.

8:26 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Loved this thread, THT. Simply loved it.

10:33 PM  
Blogger Sara said...

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8:13 PM  
Blogger drdra said...

beoi sloi vcnmee!

10:58 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Any chance we can return this thread to the English language?

10:51 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I still haven't given up on a 100K post thread, but I'll have to post here more than once every 6 months if we're going to get there any time soon.

8:23 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Hey THT, why'd you quit 2.0? We miss ya over there.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...


just got tired of the debates

6:51 PM  
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9:55 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Finally, the mystery is solved. advance technology tools left HABOTN becuase of all the debates.

3:00 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Look, advance technology tools, if I can return to HABOTN, I'm sure you can. After all, you've got all the tools.

Oh crap, you wanted it in ALL CAPS. SORRY.

7:52 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I still miss this thread.

1:38 PM  
Blogger michael said...

This thread lives on in our farts.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...


Now every time I fart, I will think of this thread... or smell this thread.

This thread stinks.

8:44 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I think about this thread All. The. Time.

8:45 AM  
Blogger michael said...

That's a good sign of a high fiber diet, THT. Congrats!

10:25 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

It's more of a fiberoptic diet. I see the fiber, but I don't eat it.

8:01 AM  
Blogger michael said...

I eat a seafood diet. And by that I mean that seafood is sometimes part of my diet. I eat it.

4:02 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Right this very minute, fresh peaches from sakerlina and Bluebell's Homemade Vanilla ice cream are part of my diet. Mmmmmmm... good.

It's weird to think that, except for us... and maybe a lurking Feng, not a single nother soul on this planet knows this thread is still alive.

6:37 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I apparently meant, "except for me"



12:24 PM  
Blogger michael said...

THT, I know this thread survives! I just like for it to ferment pretty good between posts, that's all.

10:32 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I smell kimchi.

9:05 AM  
Blogger michael said...

How come you killed another account, THT?

12:06 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

it's more polite than making factual statements that could offend a few.

8:46 AM  
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8:07 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Well, saranya (may I call you Sara?), this should make you pretty happy.

more + more = 2more

11:00 AM  
Blogger michael said...

I'm flattered. I mean, a few of the useful information were probably given out by others, but the greatest number of useful information by far have been generated by THT and myself. It's good to know they are so useful!

3:37 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I think Sara is psychic. I psearched the entire thread and the only "useful information" I found was your post after Sara's.

2:46 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Where did all the useful information of yesteryear go?

12:33 PM  
Blogger THT said...

it's in the storage room over our garage, along with just about everything else on the planet.

6:56 PM  
Blogger THT said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

6:56 PM  
Blogger THT said...

I have no idea how that double posted.

Maybe it was just too many joules on the defibrillator.

7:11 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...


11:41 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...


11:41 AM  
Blogger michael said...

THT, come back to AU Fight Club. This is not a request. It's an order.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I only take orders from MrsTHT, and right now, I've been ordered to go spread 75 bales of pine straw.

7:24 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

at least a year later, this thread still rocks!

2:19 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

oops, I created an odd post number. Can't have that, now, can we?

2:20 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Hey THT, how you like this odd post? Hmm??????

sdfgasg ergrreaadfge aerg hbthbdfsg egrthyjkuk

11:32 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I like it about as much as I like onions.

9:08 AM  
Blogger michael said...

I'm telling you, instead of chocolate syrup, you really gotta try onions on top of your ice cream.

2:52 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I would choose not to eat ice cream.

1:59 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Hey, I just told you about avacado ice cream in another thread. Sorry, should've put it in this thread since it is more relevant with the ongoing discussion about ice cream.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I just ate way too much ice cream, assuming that's even possible. Feeling pretty yucky right now.

7:11 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I still miss this thread.

3:50 PM  
Blogger THT said...

me too

3:51 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Wellp. That didn't last long.

5:08 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

you'd be amazed at how much work I'm getting done now :)

8:58 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Work hard work?

6:21 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

too much work and yes, it's hard

5:58 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Hey THT, you should come back to AUFC.

5:22 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

been there done that and been there done that

2:19 PM  
Blogger michael said...

be there and do that one more time!

9:13 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I don't have time. A stranger is coming over to set fire to my head and I can't find the accelerant.

2:18 PM  
Blogger michael said...

It's pretty cool that the post count is the Auburn area code. It's been that way for a long time... until now!!!!!! Mwuhahahahah!

9:28 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Now it's Winston-Salem's area code. One day I may move back home.

3:32 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Now it's the Southwest Louisiana area code. Ain't nobody even care about that.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I just realized that I live in an odd number area code. I'll have to move.

5:14 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Oh my stars. I had no idea blogger wouldn't let us go to 100,000 posts.

8:44 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Of course, I'm not surprised that Norm broke it.

8:50 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Yeah, what a goob.

4:09 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Where can i get some help on my dissertation about the negative social impact of a 5000 post limit on blogger?

2:37 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Not really sure what to tell you. I paid nearly $70 for dissertation lessons from a guy Feng got me in contact with, and I don't feel like I'm any better at it.

3:15 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Send him a hot dog.

12:43 PM  
Blogger michael said...

We have a lot of work ahead of us to get this to 5K

9:51 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

we need some kind of bot to get us there quickly

2:23 PM  
Blogger michael said...

The bots stay away because of all the hot dogs.

12:21 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'm not even certain this thread will make it to BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!

1:13 PM  
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