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8.04.2010

We have moved!

We still have some stragglers.

What are you waiting for?

The NEW HABOTN is now at http://www.habotn.com. Adjust your bookmarks.

See you there.

322 Comments:

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Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

and I was so looking forward to a BEASLEY!!! post on the old thread.

8:46 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Then make it happen, THT. I'll watch

8:57 AM  
Blogger API said...

3rd.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

oh, yeah, it's going to happen, MJT. Just can't make it happen at the moment with all these customers in the BuyMore right now.

9:21 AM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

For those of you hesitant because of the registration on the new site, it isn't a big deal and it helps to preserve our environment. Jay has been amazingly quick in authorizing people, so come join the party.

3:34 PM  
Blogger KevinC said...

The new site looks great, I have registered but haven't been approved yet. not that its a big deal, I never post anyway. It would be nice though in case I ever do decide to leave a comment

8:25 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

KevinC - welcome to HABOTN!!
Have you tried to log in? JGT is pretty quick about approving requests although if you registered while he's covering AU practice it might take a bit.

At least one person got an auto-reply email that said a second email was coming in order to confirm the registration, but it didn't and it isn't necessary.

Good luck. I hope to see you on HABOTN2.0 soon.

BTW, I <3 your avatar!

8:34 PM  
Blogger 家唐銘 said...

Say not all that you know, believe not all that you hear.............................................................

6:40 AM  
Blogger michael said...

And don't smell all the farts that are under the covers.
-Feng

11:20 AM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

James Joseph!

12:13 PM  
Blogger 王辛江淑萍康 said...

從人生中拿走友誼,猶如從生活中移走陽光......................................................................

2:26 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Feng, I saw your facebook update about the divorce. I am so sorry. If there's anything I can do to help, just email me, as long as it is not time consuming or inconvenient.

11:36 AM  
Blogger 凱許倫 said...

Make yourself necessary to someone..................................................................

12:57 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Feng, my brother, I tried that once. I formulated a poison that, once ingested, would kill a person if they went for more than 24 hours without drinking my blood. It was a permanent condition. I gave it to my neighbor Jeremy. He was pretty angry when he found out what was inside those brownies, but finally, I had made myself necessary to someone!

Jeremy died when I went on vacation and miscalculated how much of my blood I needed to leave him. I am currently not necessary to anyone :(

Hey Feng... want some brownies?

2:28 PM  
Blogger 廷淑君淑君伸 said...

安...辛苦了!你的文章讓我特別放鬆..................................................................

11:24 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Feng answers with a resounding YES!

6:21 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

btw, I'll be pist if Feng tries to steal my BEASLEY!!! post on this thread.

6:21 AM  
Blogger 孫邦柔 said...

你怎麼能經過一片海,而忘記它的藍?......................................................................

12:36 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

In response to your question...

NO WAY! I'm not about to tell you when the BEASLEY!!! post is coming up. If you don't know, you don't belong on this blog.

9:00 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Settle down, THT. Don't you know the crap Feng is going through? He got a fortune cookie recently that said, "Amputation is in your near future." How would you like to go around with that hanging over your head?

5:22 PM  
Blogger 恩宛玲如 said...

看了你的日誌 覺得今天好充實 晚安瞜.................................[/url]...............

5:09 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Michael (I'm pretending Feng isn't going to read this) - well, hopefully it's his cephalic appendage that will get amputated.

Oh crap, I forgot you are a friend of Feng. You'll probably unfriend me on FB now.

12:04 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

BTW, do you think we can get this thing to 100,000 posts before JGT starts a new thread?

12:05 PM  
Blogger 黃英吳思潔吳思潔邦 said...

睇完之後覺得有d頓悟..感謝大大分享..˙ 3˙............................................................

5:40 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Apparently Feng thinks the thread won't go past 3. Feng is not good at counting.

7:44 PM  
Blogger 姚义丰 said...

讓好心情回味發酵;壞心情留在文字裡隨時間消逝吧!............................................................

1:58 AM  
Blogger michael said...

That's what she said! Am I right??!?!

11:43 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Hmmmm... Neither Feng nor Michael post over the weekend, then VOILA! They're both back. I KNEW IT! Either Michael is Feng, or Feng is Michael. I'm not sure which.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

That is based on my definition of a weekend, which means Saturday 1-3 pm.

1:17 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I was about to say, I totally posted over the weekend when I questioned Feng's counting ability. How dare you suggest otherwise!

7:23 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

feng is about to be the dominant playa over here

11:05 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

keep him in check m.

11:06 PM  
Blogger drdra said...

is it too late to join the party?

6:21 AM  
Blogger michael said...

I would like to extend an invitation to you for the pants party.

8:49 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Michael - the guy didn't have the courtesy to respond. I'd change the pants party location and not tell him.

6:34 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Feng hasn't been here since the weekend. Should we notify the authorities and have someone knock on his door to make sure he didn't OD?

11:50 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

nah, he's probably just been tossed in some "retirement home" by the Chinese authorities. We'll never hear from him again unless he can tunnel his way out with his chopsticks.

6:32 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Feng just left me a message on my phone. He has been in Tahiti the last week. He said he can't wait to bring more substance to HABOTN once he gets back.

5:26 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

what a loser. Feng's stuck with trips to crappy places like Tahiti while I get to go to Auburn this weekend.

4:59 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Now that football season is over, we can focus on recruiting.

4:43 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

these days between Christmas and New Year's are always busy.

9:51 PM  
Blogger michael said...

THT... are you posting from THE FUTURE??!!! Tell me, what is Feng like in the future?

12:52 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

sorry for the delay getting back to you, Michael. We were out of town for Spring Break.

Feng is now my pet rock

HA! You thought I'd forgotten how to link in 1.0!

I'm still looking for a second hand copy of The Care and Training of Your Pet Rock.

1:57 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

BEASLEY!!!÷2

1:59 PM  
Blogger michael said...

FENG!

2:55 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Feng told me he would never kiss a dude, but if he had to, it would be Smitty.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I bet, given the option of a dude or Jan Terri, Feng would kiss the dude.

btw, HAPPY GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY!!!

10:34 AM  
Blogger michael said...

How much would it upset you if I stole the Beasley post you are aiming for? I will yell "Jan Terri!" instead.

11:14 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

oh my stars!!! I don't think I could ever recover. I'd feel like New Orleans feels right now. Perhaps one day the city will recover, but it's only been 10 days since Katrina hit and there's a lot of doubt that the city can ever return to its former status.

12:53 PM  
Blogger michael said...

FFEEEEEENNNNGGGG! Where have you gone, son?

7:09 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

maybe FENG ended up on Eatemup Island instead of Tahiti, and was consumed by the native cannibals. According to MrsTHT's Pacific Island cookbook, Feng's shui roasted in coconut milk is a real delicacy.

10:45 PM  
Blogger SteveFC said...

Well, it appears this place has become the second hottest Auburn blog on the net, but the hottest feng blog on the net. Go feng.

12:15 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

2nd hottest Auburn blog might be a stretch. It's been two years since HABOTN 2.0 went live, and we've only made it to post 53 here in that time.

8:20 AM  
Blogger michael said...

How about those gas prices nowadays, huh?

2:07 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

"How about those gas prices nowadays, huh?"

You should see what's going on in the Outback. Some madman named Max is creating a lot of havoc over there, and it's all about gas.

Which reminds me...
I's looking behind us now,
into history back.

I sees those of us that got the luck and started the haul for HABOTNv2.0.

2:23 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Feng, I heard you just lost your job. Is internet advertising not working out for you anymore?

1:46 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

MJT - well it's about time.


Pet rocks can't talk, so don't expect a reply to your query.

8:59 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You obviously have owned some very boring pet rocks in the past, THT.

4:42 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

you're right, Michael. You want to talk about boring? Wow, my most favorite pet rock bored a hole all the way to North Korea. It was really cool how he arced his way around the magma center of the earth's core. Although he was my favorite, I was worried about getting in trouble with Dear Leader, so I filled the whole with cyanide-laced concrete before my pet rock returned. I missed that rock so much, at least until I got another one the next day. But I digress. That favorite of mine was always boring, so I named him Digger. As far as I know, he isn't related to the Hottie of a similar name. He's probably the official Pet Rock of DPRK, seeing as how I'm sure he spilled a whole bunch of classified info when he got there. In fact, I think I saw him on the balcony with DL at that military parade yesterday.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

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9:17 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

AU vs Arkansas... Really big game tomorrow. I hope Bo has a big game against the Hogs so we can even up our Liberty Bowl record at 1-1.

5:21 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Feng bet a lot of money on that LSU game. Who knew Tre Smith would have so much trouble fielding punts? I tell ya one thing though: that Nick Saban is lucky. His career has nowhere to go but down.

7:20 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

ya know, I think this Monk Gafford kid may turn out to be pretty good for Auburn.

8:24 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Remember that Chuck episode a few years ago that Nicole Ritchie guest starred in? Man, she is a really bad actress.

I can't believe the series finale is coming up!

11:42 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I recall fondly that second Wednesday in November, back in 2010, when the new season of Psyche started. That season was almost as magical as Auburn's football season that year.

6:45 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

LEMIEUX!!!

4:35 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

and

5:51 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

JAGR!!!

5:51 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Evidently I'm getting a server error trying to log in to H 2.0 so I'm hoping to find out what's going on here at 1.0

10:12 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

well, tommyd, not a whole lot. We're just continuing our slow and methodical march towards a triumphant BEASLEY!!! post. We've been at it for 3+ months now.

5:13 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

oh my, this could take years.

Looks like Smitty and I are the only two left on HABOTNv1.0

And since Smitty is just lurking, it looks like it's all on me. COME ON, SMITTY! HELP A FELLOW HOTTIE OUT!

6:24 PM  
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Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

"Carl", your secret is safe with me. But you might worry a bit about Michael.

11:06 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Carl makes a great point about the good move of providing a link to the new habotn.

11:11 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Remember that time we all were worried Cam Newton had been bought, but it all turned out to be a sting to show how bama was a bunch of cheaters? What a year that was!

10:39 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Wow, Michael. With Auburn's back-to-back undefeated seasons with Cam's little brother at QB, I almost had forgotten all about that fantastic 2010 season

9:18 PM  
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10:13 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Carl (aka DWH, ?aka Feng) - how can I trust you with my dissertation when you are such a poor judge of post quality. That was, without doubt, one of my worst posts.

9:41 AM  
Blogger michael said...

I think I might name my next child "Dissertation Writing Help". It's a cute name.

3:10 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

it's certainly a better name than Formica Dinette

6:37 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Hey THT, where did everybody go?

10:21 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I think they were all at the Big Apple Tiger Walk.

At least, that's where MrsTHT and THT2.0 were. I even saw MrsTHT in the video that Goldberg posted.

11:06 AM  
Blogger tarheeltiger said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

6:37 PM  
Blogger michael said...

This post has been removed by the author.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Well, let's get this done before the new year.

1:57 PM  
Blogger drdra said...

get what done?

1:58 PM  
Blogger drdra said...

What? You don't know about...

1:59 PM  
Blogger drdra said...

BEASLEY!!!

1:59 PM  
Blogger drdra said...

requiescat in pace, HABOTN v1.0

2:00 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Oh man, THT. Someone stole your Beasley.

5:31 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I had used up all my eligibility. Sometimes the younger players have to step up and make plays.

9:20 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Only 2 weeks til NSD!
I sure hope we can sign that QB from Arkansas. He's going to be a great one. I think his name is Kodi Burns, from Fort Smith.

11:46 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Tru dat. He is five stars, a can't miss!

3:23 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I may have to search out another HABOTNv1.0 thread in need of a BEASLEY!!!

or, I may not.

9:34 AM  
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8:22 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Random question: What's Luv got to do with it?

7:27 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Here I'm is!

8:16 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

ONE HUNDRED POSTS!!!

I bet by the end of the year we'll be up to 101.

7:13 PM  
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8:38 PM  
Blogger michael said...

So you guys written any good dissertations lately?

8:39 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

i wrote a story about a map; it's real boring.

6:41 PM  
Blogger API said...

Can't log onto H20 this morning(6/29/11). Anybody else having the same prob? API.

7:25 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

API, i didn't have any trouble with the water this morning

10:38 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I say that we revive this bad boy....

9:47 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

6/30/11 BTW

9:47 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Anybody up for a discussion of Chris Hansen?

9:48 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Party foul on FSJ for noting the date of his post. THT and I like to bend time in this thread, and that just ruins it!

Anyway, Chris Hansen writes dissertations for a living.

We need to ask Jay G to start a new thread here. Someone swooped in and stole THT's last Beasley that we had been working on for so long.

3:09 PM  
Blogger drdra said...

typical bammer

7:47 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

we're less than 90 posts from a page flip!!!

PAGING NORM, PAGING NORM.

5:24 PM  
Blogger michael said...

And to think, it's 2013 and a page flip is finally within sight!

10:35 PM  
Blogger michael said...

So the experiment in the province of Janterri, Eurasia was both a success and a disappointment. Yes, the citizens did become less interested in politics and making a ruckus over my policies. But injecting them all with rabies caused some unforeseen consequences. Fortunately, the rabid rampages are over and the last are dying out. We'll try some other injection in the neighboring province of Getdowngoblin and see how that goes.

1:07 AM  
Blogger michael said...

All you guys are a bunch of idiots.

9:09 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Feng showed up at my house last night. I gave him 10 bucks and asked him to leave. He was pretty high.

He has not handled the divorce well at all.

11:11 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I bet you were disappointed it was Feng. Were you expecting Dracula or Wolfie?

There's zero excitement tonight.

7:52 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Rabies aren't so bad, once you get used to the taste. I like to sprinkle some rabies on my cereal. Also good with chicken cordon bleu. I think everybody will agree that they are better than onions.

7:54 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

anybody wanna guess why Hv2.0 is down, but MA's uat blog is up and running?


If you guessed that it's a product of the typical ua-t media bias in the State, you'd be correct.

7:56 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

and don't try to convince me that the MA doesn't host the ua-t blog. They provide the link on their web site. Just cause it's not a madvertiser url doesn't mean anything. They can hide their evidence better than Cecil Newton hid $200K twenty-three years ago. Just think of all the interest he's due from that bank he hid it in, you know, Банк ВТБ in Нори́льск, that industrial city in Krasnoyarsk Krai province of Eurasia.

Of course, I'm certain that the fact that Krasnoyarsk Krai borders Janterri and Getdowngoblin provinces is purely coincidental.

8:26 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

ok, let's get this back on the topic of Auburn football. WARRRR EAGLE!!!

I'm excited about the upcoming season. The '72 Amazin's were, quite simply, AMAZIN'! But the freshmen who contributed won't be around. We'll have to rely on some new seniors...players like QB Pat Sullivan and WR Terry Beasley. Their inexperience will likely show early in the season, especially opening against ua-t. I'm very concerned about that game. The preseason win last season against Colorado got everyone's hopes up for a good year. Then our first game, the Iron Bowl, really got us off to a good start to the season. Those blocked punts and FG leading to an early 17-0 lead got everyone so excited. Then we hung on as ua-t fought back, only to be denied the tie with a blocked PAT in the late stages of the game. ua-t will be out for revenge to start the '71 season.

8:37 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

HABOTNv2.0, where art thou?

12:42 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Probably buried in Jordan-Hare (aka, "The Jungle")

3:20 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

somebody said I've posted countless times on 1.0. There are only 123 posts here now, so it has to be less times than that, right?

6:11 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Oh I don't know, THT. But since I have counted that high before, I can say with some certainty that that number exists.

12:30 PM  
Blogger THT said...

Michael, are you trying to tell me the drifter's name was HABOTNv2.0? Or are we talking about a different corner of the end zone?

1:29 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I can't remember now, because it's been awhile since I wrote whatever I wrote. I was probably trying to convey that I got worms.

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Thanks, Amanda, but we're only in it for the money. You think we'd be sharing all this useful information out of the goodness of our hearts?
HA! You are so naive. And to think I once had a crush on you in 7th grade. If we hadn't lived 70 miles apart and seen each other only once each year at the homebuilders' association annual meeting, maybe things would have turned out differently. That is you, Amanda, right? By the way, you owe us $1,604 for the information. You can pay in USD via paypal or in Eurasian currency via paymichael.

8:33 PM  
Blogger michael said...

THT, I have it on good authority that Amanda is actually a dude. Just so you know.

9:25 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

oh my, I never expected her to have one of those operations. I bet she went to some clinic in Eurasia.

2:37 PM  
Blogger michael said...

The term "clinic" doesn't quite accurately describe the facilities you find in Eurasia. More like "shack" or "butcher shop"

3:07 PM  
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Hey, anyone in here want a knuckle sandwich!?

1:17 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

can I get that without onions?

7:16 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

v2.0 down for maintenance :(

(that's HABOTNv2.0, not THT2.0)

12:50 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Can I break this party up?

1:22 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Commence operation Backup Plan

1:42 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Maintenance Mode?!?! Was someone going to tell us about this?!?! OMG I'm DYYYYYYYYINNNNNNNN. Well not really cause I'm still at work. It will be interesting to see how many folks come to 1.0 with the "issues" on 2.0

1:44 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Now THIS is a contingency plan!!

1:45 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Hit "show unread posts"...see ehyou was last to post...meh, I'll ignore that thread for a while.

You've got to read me now suckers!

1:52 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Oh 1.0, we hardly knew ya.

2:07 PM  
Blogger API said...

This maintenance mode sux. Just Where in the heck am I supposed to get my Auburn fix now?

2:35 PM  
Blogger API said...

Maintenance mode apparently now corrected. Please rejoin the party at H20.

3:50 PM  
Blogger michael said...

It's a pity people only come around here during maintenance mode. Darn pity. Pity pity pity.

10:48 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Looks like all the fair weather fans have jumped ship. We don't need losers like them here. This is THE PLACE for only the most dedicated HABOTNites.

7:25 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Did you hear that Feng commented on David Morrison's blog? I wonder if he will come back around here.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I don't know if Feng will be back, but I'd place the odds higher than Monica returning here.

11:18 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Yeah, probably so. Oh well, if you will it dude, it is no dream.

2:05 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

well then what am I supposed to do for dreams if I will everything?

3:25 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I don't know. Just don't pee in your dreams. You'll wake up in a wet bed.

Trust me.

7:34 PM  
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I demand any cash payments I receive to be pre-warmed and softened.

8:51 PM  
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Hey Michael,

I was afraid one of those drifters had exacted revenge. Nice to know you're still here. How's Feng?

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Feng is in a coma. He fainted while eating hot dogs.

8:06 PM  
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Has anyone thought to remove the hot dog from his windpipe?

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Some chick name Martha suggested that. We had a vote and decided we should leave it there. That way he can eat the rest of that hot dog when he wakes up.

9:05 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

In tribute to the comatose Feng, I may have to head to Zack's Hot Dogs for lunch tomorrow. One can't go wrong with Zack's Hot Dogs...well, except maybe for Feng.

9:32 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I hope all the Hotties have a scorching hot 4th of July celebration this weekend.

Be sure to save a little celebratory energy for Irony Day. It's just around the corner.

5:00 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Just a reminder for all you Hotties. The very best cheesesteaks in the entire world (including Eurasia) , and the only place I'll eat a cheesesteak is
right here

9:45 AM  
Blogger michael said...

I don't have to click that link to see it goes straight to Chili's website.

11:59 AM  
Blogger drdra said...

I have never eaten at Chili's. I'm guessing THT hasn't, either. I bet FENG loves Chili's. Unless that's where he got the hot dog.

6:28 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Feng was born in a Chili's bathroom.

3:51 PM  
Blogger drdra said...

I didn't really know why drdra hadn't ever eaten at Chili's. I have now been enlightened. Sometimes it's better to have more in common with a mushroom.

6:49 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I think it's cool that we're finally playing Notre Dame next year.

6:26 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I can't believe it's been over a year since anyone posted!

Notre Dame game is tomorrow: who ya got?

10:27 PM  
Blogger drdra said...

Well, it's been so long it's hard for me to remember. I believe I was confident Auburn would win, but thought the 42 point spread was a bit much, so I took ND and the points. I should be ashamed. Auburn played pretty well but could have won bigger than 47-0 if not for the 5 turnovers.

10:40 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I am trying to grow gills. I want to breathe underwater. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

12:03 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'm not a fan of deep water, so I'm practicing how to breathe in a vacuum so I can survive when we have to live in outer space. I don't have to grow gills or anything. I just have to learn how not to turn dark blue.

9:12 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Do you know Joe Smith, Sr.? Do you know anybody named Sr.? Show me someone with Sr. after their last name on a birth certificate, and I'll say, Holy Cow! Every time I see a customer who says his name is Joe Smith Sr., I want to say, "LIAR!"

9:16 PM  
Blogger michael said...

My friend Joe Smith wants to know if a second Beasley occurs at Beasley X 2, Beasley + 100, or Beasley + 200 (ie "New Page Beasley")

1:12 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

with regard to Beasley x2, apparently not.

7:52 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Well, that was kind of it right there. It was Beasley X2, and you said Beasley X2, so I will ignore the last part of your post and claim you the last person to get a Beasley on 1.0! Congrats!

Now on to Beasley + 100.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

BEASLEY x 2.022727272727272...!!!

6:20 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Congrats AGAIN, THT! You are the most momentous poster in the history of HABOTN!

2:01 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Michael, all you need to post momentously is a good night's sleep. Get some!

I hope we see Criminal Type here this week.

8:42 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Sleep is soooooooooo overrated. Criminal Tabasco Type agrees.

1:01 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Sleep, Saban, Van Halen...

7:33 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Hey Feng, was your grandmother Feng Fei Fei?

12:49 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but she's got Jan Terri beat, especially at 2:00

7:29 AM  
Blogger michael said...

I'm surprised the internet didn't explode when you claimed "she's got Jan Terri beat". Such silliness.

10:28 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Al Gore approved my post.

4:33 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Speaking of Al's... Big Al would never approve of Sullivan + 100 to...

4:30 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

BEASLEY!!!


Outstanding set up, Mr. M Jan Terri.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I wonder if Norm's great sniffer will be able to sniff the upcoming new page. I have my doubts; the trail has gone cold during the past 12 years since we left for HABOTN v2.0.

6:32 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Norm who?

10:58 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

you know, Michael, that guy from the musicals, or is it the ballet?

6:03 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I think he is in love with both. Kind of like how you love onions AND onions.

9:51 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

this is where it would be nice if I knew how to do the projectile vomit emoticon.

4:19 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Hey THT, what did you caption that picture with and then delete? It seemed to be a hit!

9:07 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

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9:51 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Darn it, THT!

10:34 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

without some assistance from Norm, we may have taken this thread as far as we are capable.

6:49 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I saw the Bat Signal. I'm here to help.

7:07 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I need to read you boy's posts here. I'm sure they're positively brilliant.

7:09 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

7:09 PM  
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