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10.16.2008

My big milestone

BIG UP TO THE CAMPERS: First of all, big thanks to all the HOTTIES and "guests" for particpating in Le Campfire this afternoon. We learned that performance anxiety is a real problem some men face each day.

HERCULEAN EFFORT: As mentioned in the Campfire, my 1999 Nissan Maxima (nickname: Hercules) hit the 200,000-mile mark today during my Auburn-to-Montgomery run on I-85. That's fitting. I've hit that road many many many times in 10 years of covering Auburn.

I want to thank my Infiniti G20 whose lease expired in 8/1998. The boys at Ed Dyas Nissan (now defunct) said this here Maxima would be an ideal replacement. It sure was. Thanks for that.

I want to thank Billy and the boys at Haigler Automotive for servicing my vehicle with a gentle touch. They even re-attached my pointless rear-deck spoiler after it was "discharged" during a car wash.

I want to thank that cow in Port Gibson, Miss., the "town too beautiful to burn," for making me yield the road after an Alabama State-Alcorn State game in 1998. A cow. The road. I waited for him to cross. That was the better play.

36 Comments:

Blogger Monica said...

hahaha Fantastic blog post, Jay.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had a 1994 Mercury that I called Hercules. She was a beauty, driving her was like floating on air. Don't knock the spoiler, you need that baby to keep those back wheels pinned to the ground.

7:46 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Billy looked at me and said: "Do you really need this wing?"

That's like asking me if I really need that arm.

7:48 PM  
Blogger Bfoster18 said...

That wing saved you $.03 on every gallon since 1999. Add that up.

7:56 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

That's like ... $200,000.

Wow. I had no idea.

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does ESPN continue to allow Lou Holtz to embarrass himself with these damn "Pep Talk" skits? I prefer to think of Lou as the head coach at ND not some crazy old cenial man on the TV. ESPN is ruining that for me.

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could actually understand everything he said? Just think, Reece, Mark & Lou are calling the AU/WVU game next week. I'm glad I'll be in attendance so I will not have to suffer through that.

8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great, I guess they figured that just watching the game wouldn't be painful enough for the Auburn faithful.

8:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a Doctor for God sake that's not just a pep talk,he's giving out medical advice....I think, I mean who could understand him.

8:33 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

missed the campfire, glad it was a success. my brother (he lives in dothan) has a 1984 ranger he can't bear to part with. gotta have 500k miles on it. i may be the only one, but i've got a good feeling 'bout the wva game. not based on anything concrete, just a superstition of mine.

8:46 PM  
Blogger AUsmax said...

Circa 2025....Why does Tuberville insist on doing these lame "Pep Talks" on ESPN2XU?

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude...jay..you got me speechless..oh why isnt you blog post your new pic?

8:47 PM  
Blogger ADP said...

Geezy ... Just wanted to say how proud I am to see my name in lights over there under the ROF heading. Wow! I'm finally famous. I want to thank everyone who has made this possible for me. My mom, dad, all my friends, my third grade teacher who flunked me because I couldn't spell ... oh, I have to stop now. I'm getting all teary.

8:52 PM  
Blogger ADP said...

Oh yeah, congrats on the 200,000. I need to go check and see what the F-250 is reading. It has to be getting close.

8:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1996 nissan maxima - 232,712 as of today and I still have the original spoiler.

Before that, the 1992 green Ford Ranger, aka "The Danger Ranger". 4-cyl stick shift with the white letter tires, oh yeah...traded that one in with 210,000 on it. I see it around town occaisionally, I know it's mine 'cuz the guy who bought it neglected to take off the AU sticker in the back windshield...guess he's a fan...

8:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next Thursday night will be here in no time...At least I can be optimistic (i.e. blindly loyal) for 7 more days. I need something to get me through the 10 hour drive!

9:03 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

Dude,

I sell Nissans and have had a 98 Maxima when I was first married.

Of course we're in a 08 G35 now.

Anyway, I got 7000 for my 98 in 2005 with 130k on it. bitchin' ride. Nissans are one of the only vehicles still selling today.

9:10 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Chrissy, man, I'd love to have me a G35. Yummy.

Jay G's Next Car Nominees:
*Mini Cooper S
*(the new) Nissan Maxima

9:13 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

The New Max is a nice driving vehicle however, I'm a bity miffed at the size.

I thought we were getting something about the size of the M class. With its new price tag you'd think it'd be a bit bigger/longer. Again, drives great but a wee bit smallish.

My G35 and its rear wheel platform is baddass.

9:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't beat you guys but I did have a Nissan 200sx that racked up just over 175k before selling it for way more than I should have, but the really wanted it and you know the saying 'a fool and his money are soon parted.'

9:21 PM  
Blogger ADP said...

a mini cooper ... dude, I could fit that thing in my truck bed - seriously. Way to small for me. That wouldn't make you nervous, with all the BIG vehicles on the road?

9:23 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

South Park just rules.

A tribute to Snatch and Guy Ritchie.

9:28 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Small car; BIG gas mileage.

I get more angry than the average American at the pump. I hate paying big money for gasoline.

I know -- it's better now than it was a month ago. It'll go back to $4/gal. You know it will.

My reimbursement rate is 23 cents per mile, mane!

9:33 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

My demo is an 09 Altima 4cyl and it has a MPG meter on the instrument guege and I averaged 28 MPG on the last tank.

Not bad.

9:37 PM  
Blogger Chris in Inverness said...

Good Lawd.

TCU has opened, emptied and thrown away the can of whup ass on BYU.

9:46 PM  
Blogger TAD said...

Ah, I had a 1995 Maxima. I LOVED that car. It would haul and got good gas mileage. I've got the dog-mobile now, but think I'm going to get a car in another few months. It will probably be another Maxima.

9:55 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I've been mighty geeked with this car.

Adding a Sirius receiver added at least three years to this car's life. I like it more. It likes me more.

I'd love to have a new stock steering wheel. I wonder how much those run.

10:02 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

I had a 96 and 2000 Max, great cars, for a grocery getter 10 years old its still a great car to drive around. Those new Maximas are gorgeous, I'm glad its gotten a little smaller, those last ones were boats. But I don't think I'd pay that price tag for any fwd car.

10:05 PM  
Blogger ADP said...

23 cents per mile? that's crazy. are you even breaking even?

10:08 PM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

As has been stated here before, I'm a fan of the cooper s. Given the amount of miles I drive (and the 175k on the Jeep that is starting to worry me), the mini is the best option I have.

10:17 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Austin: Why the hate for FWD?

Phred: At .23/mile, I need gas to be under $4.22/gallon to break even. It was getting close there at one time.

10:41 PM  
Blogger Wakeriderof87 said...

There is nothing wrong with fwd cars, but if I'm spending that kinda money for a car, I'm looking for that next level of performance (g35, m35, 3 series etc). While the Maxima is a great performer (the new ones are much better than the last generation in my book), I just won't ever enjoy driving it hard as much as I would a rwd platform. It's preference I guess.

I love the new Maximas and love that they are trying to get back to the 4dsc thing and if I was buying a sedan today, it'd be on my short list. For that kind of money I'm just so close to getting what I really want, RWD.

12:29 AM  
Blogger Ivory tickler said...

Jay, you'd LOVE driving the Auburn/Montgomery run in a Mini.

7:05 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I need to a drive a Mini for a bit before buying. It felt great just sitting in one this summer, but I wasn't able to go for a test drive.

I need to.

8:23 AM  
Blogger Ivory tickler said...

Yeah, you need a test drive. I did all the research and was sold before I climbed in one. The test drive was better than I expected.

Leave me a phone number or a personal email and I'll give you a call or drop you a line. I'll be happy for you to take a spin in my convertible.

2:56 PM  
Blogger Ivory tickler said...

Updated profile with pic of my Mini. Dad becomes Ivory tickler...yes, I am one!

3:09 PM  

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