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LIVE -- Auburn (men) vs. Bethune-Cookman, 2nd half

We're reporting LIVE from the big Auburn vs. Bethune-Cookman College game at Beard-Eaves Memorial Coliseum.


A TO @ 5:05:
Auburn leads, 53-33. I can't really watch. It's just a bunch of guys playing very poorly and with no conviction.

THIRD TO @ 9:07:
Auburn leads, 44-33. You can see the numbers; BCC is on quite a run here. Auburn is just sloppy sloppy sloppy. No flow on offense. Tripping over themselves. BCC is hitting some difficult shots.

SECOND TO @ 11:55:
Auburn leads, 40-22. You'd think ... Auburn up 18? Not bad., but you'd be wrong. It's bad. It's just that BCC is mind-numbingly terrible.

FIRST TO @ 15:36:
Auburn leads, 34-19. Auburn lost the ball on three of its first four possessions of the half. Not good. BCC still doesn't have a field goal this half. Not much going on, honestly.

AUB, 41%
BCC, 28%

AUB, 17
BCC, 15


Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Still hatin' Bama

8:19 PM  
Blogger scottie b in tennessee said...

still hatin' here too.

sorry you have to watch this in person JG. ick.

8:23 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Jay, does each fan in attendance have their own personal cheerleader to help them stay fired up?

8:23 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

You all are great for giving me some courtesy comments.

8:24 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Instead of cheerleaders, perhaps respiratory therapists are more in order ... you know, just to make sure they're still breathing.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Remember, Jay, we're just as bored as you are .. the bottom line is you're gettin' paid ... we're just losing time.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Jay G ... a discussion I asked at work today (forgive me if it goes awhile):

UA def. AU
FSU def. Fla.
Fla. def. UA
Oregon State def. Oregon

Oklahoma wins out. Who do they play?

Discuss among your press row friends ... it's got to be better than the game.

Penn State? Texas again? Non-Pac 10 champ USC? Florida?

8:29 PM  
Blogger FatDrunkAndStupid said...

I'll take USC for the win

8:34 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

My conspiratorial self says Oregon STate is due to get jobbed by the zebras to help USC along. Would imagine the networks are salivating for a Florida-USC game. But I don't know how you get Okie out of the way.

8:35 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Press row is damn near empty and, honestly, that's too involved for me to comprehend.

8:36 PM  
Blogger FatDrunkAndStupid said...

Here's an off topic hypothetical for the guys:

Let's say your wife/fiancee/girlfriend asks you how many women you've seen naked are in your phone book.

How do you answer that? Honestly, or zero?

8:38 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

I am stunned ...

Press row empty? I was expecting Brad Nessler, Jay Bilas and Bill Raftery (with the Kiss!!!) calling the game with Joe Lunardi blogging Bracketology right next to you.

And you couldn't comprehend? Well, I get it ... your mind is blown at the end of the day, plus mind-numbing hoops.

8:38 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

One. Her.

8:41 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Well, honey, there is one in there ... YOU!

And I love you!

8:41 PM  
Blogger FatDrunkAndStupid said...

so, you're saying i should delete some numbers?

8:42 PM  
Blogger michael said...

say 13, but you only enjoyed seeing 11 of them.

8:43 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

No, I answered your question.

8:43 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

MAC Daddy Update

4th, 11:00 to go
Larry "Bud" Melman 38
Western Schembechler 22

TD and 2 to make it a 2 possession game

8:45 PM  
Blogger michael said...

If your wife/girlfriend asks you if you have ever seen Aubie naked, how do you answer that? And does just wearing a shirt count as naked?

8:46 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Tell her" Yes dear, I have. Aubie has a really long -- well, you know -- and I couldn't help but feel a little intimidated."

8:47 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Jay ... how many left in the stands?

8:48 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

This game is almost over.

Thanks for playing, guys.

8:48 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Current attendance: 500 or so.

8:49 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

I figured you had to do it ... we could, too.

Thanks for taking one for the team. Thank Wifey, too.

8:50 PM  
Blogger FatDrunkAndStupid said...


safe trip to the gump, jay.

8:50 PM  
Blogger scottie b in tennessee said...

hmmm....only 11 minutes till The Shield Series Finale.


go auburn hoops! i like the cheerleader for every fan idea. sweet.

still hatin' bama.

sorry Jay, that's all i've got.

8:50 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Are we giving up or pushing on?

8:52 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Auburn wins! Auburn wins! AUBURN ... WINS!!!

8:58 PM  
Anonymous Crudup said...

Jay, you act like you haven't been to a Lebo coached Auburn basketball game before.

Where you been all these years? Those teams are the most fundamentally depleted teams in all of college basketball.

Why do you think Vandy and Florida recruit kids who know how to play basketball? Makes the job a little easier.

I'm with you, buddy. I can't stand to watch Auburn play basketball anymore. I feel like I could make a difference out there in my mid 30s.

8:59 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

MAC Daddy Update

4th, 4:31 left

Gap in Teeth 45
Western Meeechigan 22

9:00 PM  
Anonymous wtc said...

Were still hatin' here also. My theory on Bammers is the same with women.

Can't live with 'em and can't live with'em

(no typos in that at all)

9:01 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Mr. Ate, why do you refer to Ball State as "Gap in Teeth?" Aren't they in Indiana, not W Va?

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Crudup said...

I don't have theories for Bama fans. Just facts. And you can accurately, safely, and conveniently call 9 out of 10 that you avoid like the plague "sidewalk alum".

The streak of 6 happened during their "down years". The streak of 9 happened in their king of the world days when the bowl games rarely mattered.

Beating Auburn, for Alabama, means getting things back to normal even though Auburn holds a considerable advantage in the series over the last 25 years when the word "mandate" started to mean at least something. For Auburn, beating Alabama means peace and quite for the next twelves months.

That's all.

9:12 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I hate myself for covering this.

I could have stayed home. I had that option. I mean, this wasn't something that readers of the Montgomery Advertiser had to know about in detail tomorrow.

Yet I was there. Shameful.

9:16 PM  
Anonymous FSJ said...


You are like the rest of us. You can't take your eyes off of the train wreck that is college basketball in the state of Alabama, save UAB.

9:18 PM  
Anonymous Crudup said...

I'm tired of piss poor basketball around here. Good basketball is important to overcoming the pain or extending the glee tranferred from the football season. Plus, it gives your wife something else to roll her eyes over. Always critical to the man's mission.

9:21 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Gap in Teeth refers to Ball State grad Letterman ... your gratuitous shot at W. Va. will get Monica after you ... which you probably want.

9:21 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Wait a minute ... I thought you had been assigned to do this.

L.C. didn't do this to you. You did this to yourself?

Will someone help this poor man?

9:23 PM  
Anonymous FSJ said...


There is no reason on earth why Alabama and Auburn should be as bad as they are in basketball.

Both have decent size cities within an hour drive from campus. Fan support should be there.

Surely, basketball on the high school level in state isn't this bad.

9:24 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

FSJ ... it is, and don't call me Shirley.

UAT -- better facilites ... better recruiting ... horrible coaching ... Gottfried is stealing.

AU -- cardboard box facilities ... recruiting always weak ... good x and o coach.

I'm convinced if you put Lebo at a perennially strong program, he's a superstar. He's just not cut out to make chicken salad out of chicken scratch.

Now, I await the blowback.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous FSJ said...

I agree that Gottfried is stealing. Hopefully he will be done soon.

Auburn's facility issue should be fixed soon. I bet that will help with recruiting.

9:34 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Look, I like basketball as much as the next guy, I follow the NBA and play regularly and all that. But college basketball is closer to the category of swimming than it is to college football in importance level to me. And the fact that a majority of fans are like me is the reason basketball will always be up and down (mostly down) at Auburn and Alabama. Why would a basketball player go to a school where b-ball is second place when he could go to Duke or Indiana or UNC or Kansas or Memphis or a billion other football first schools?

9:35 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

I certainly hope it helps ... but fannies in the seats have to be there, too.

AU has no chance to compete without the arena .. unless we cheat like crazy

9:36 PM  
Blogger michael said...

In the last sentence, replace the word "football" with the "basketball" and then it will make sense. To make it funnier, replace the word "football" with "smelly underwear"

9:37 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Sweet Bama hatin' dreams to all.

Good night.

9:56 PM  
Blogger MrsFrontRim said...

The FrontRims were glad that you covered the game, we got to see your smiling face. You were smiling or was that just the face you make when you see bad basketball... Have a safe trip home

10:04 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Michael. My office. Now.

10:07 PM  
Blogger MrsFrontRim said...

Just catching up with the post, as for a female's thoughts on the cell phone question... I think that you should tell her that you are with her and that is all that matters. I think that most women really do not want to know about their loved ones previous conquest. She is probably not stupid enough to think that you have never seen anyone naked, so why even discuss the topic. The past is the past, that is my theory.

10:10 PM  
Blogger Aubie said...

Jet G. Ate said...
Tell her" Yes dear, I have. Aubie has a really long -- well, you know -- and I couldn't help but feel a little intimidated."

Why thank you!

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Your thoughts on the finale? Email me as I'll be out of range the next few.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

10:54 PM  
Blogger scottie b in tennessee said...

yeah michael, NEVER, EVER, EVER SAY the words WEST VIRGINIA and GAP IN TEETH in the same sentence. my god have mercy on your soul.....and the soul of poor Jan Terri.

jay g, you had a choice? i love the coverage brotha but....d***!

in case there was any doubt, the series finale of The Shield tonite was fantastic. i'm sure gonna miss all those crooked cops cheating and killing each other. ausome.

11:01 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

L.C. doesn't even work here anymore.

I am my own assigning editor.

I told you: Shameful.

11:16 PM  
Anonymous dnatl said...

Number of women in my crackberry who I have seen naked? Besides my wife and maybe my mom (not recently, but probably when I was an infant)? It would be higher if I had James's juggy 20-something girlfriend's number in there, then I could also reach him since the d-bag doesn't answer his own phone.

Oh, and Aubie being bottomless could be creepy, but does explain his perma-grin - not gonna lie, the fuzzy dude is in need of some hot wax.

11:31 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Aubie creeps me out when he swings around his tail then covers his mouth with his hand and giggles. YOU ARE NOT WEARING PANTS, AUBIE! Why do people take their children to him? What is going on???

And Monica, I apologize profusely for any harm I caused. Look, I'm an idiot, I'm a terrible commenter. Ya'll thought I was kidding in the preseason when I said I am dumb. Now ya'll know. It's my fault, it's all on me. I'm the one who made the comment. I'm stupid. It's all on me. My fault. Me. Fault.

12:20 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Just woke up ... heading to the gym ... still hatin' Bama

4:45 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Hmmm, some on here seem to let Bama affect them. I say embrace them. Have you hugged your Bambi today?

5:52 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Wow, I thought you were covering this because you had must love the abuse.

6:10 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

Wow, Michael. Just how long have you been married? That was some quality apologizing right there. Impressive. You're WAY forgiven. ;-)

7:36 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Steve ...

Back from the gym ...

They don't AFFECT me ... it's just one week a year I hate 'em with extra passion -- at least the obnoxitude that they stand for.

As a dear friend told me, every now and then it's good to get your feelings out where you can deal with 'em.

7:40 AM  
Blogger scottie b in tennessee said...

jet, i'm proud of you for hatin' on bama first thing in the morning. 4:45 is awfully early bro.


7:53 AM  
Blogger scottie b in tennessee said...

Jay Geezy, just so you know your efforts at providing us the hottest auburn basketball updates on the planet do not go unappreciated i have already read every word to today's basketball article. thus, your time was not spent in vain. :) hope that comforts you in some miniscule way.

7:59 AM  
Blogger Sean said...

Is it just me or is this week crawling? I've been hatin' since the final gun of the Georgia game and quite frankly, I'm exhausted.

8:09 AM  
Blogger eddie4au said...

Sean- This week is definitely crawling. It will speed up starting tomorrow. Nothing like some turkey and a nap to make the day go by quickly.

8:15 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

This week is C-R-A-W-L-I-N-G.
Sean - pace yourself!

8:20 AM  
Anonymous wtc said...

This week is so crawling.

Monica-Not sure about pacing myself since I usually start slow and then taper.

I've heard several suggest some trick plays this week. Have any of the trick plays we ran this year worked?

8:24 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I'm getting my game face on right now....

I just finished tackling my sofa.

8:26 AM  
Blogger Sean said...

I need some new HABOTN material to chew on for the day, it's going to be a slow one as it is.

8:32 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

WTC- Have you not seen our red zone offense. The trick play is that we can play our way to there and not score.

8:35 AM  
Blogger Sean said...

I thought the trick play was us running the zone read with Tate over and over...eventually they won't expect it!

8:42 AM  
Anonymous wtc said...

I recall running the double reverse, naked bootleg, or something like that after recovering an onside kick and they threw us for a huge loss. I do not believe a reverse has gained a yard all season. You kow with "8 men in the box".

That one is for Monica & Greg.

8:45 AM  
Blogger Sean said...

The last time I remember a reverse working for us really well, was the 2005 Iron Bowl when Obamanu took to the that was a fun game.

8:47 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

wtc, in terms of trick plays, the onsider kick against WVU worked great. Of course, the following reverse to nowhere kind of counteracted that.

The YMCA guys on the sidelines seems to have worked well in terms of causing confusion, although I am not quite sure which team was the most confused.

The hook part of the hook and lateral against LSU worked great.

Somehow, I don't think we will use a lot of trick plays. Somehow we need to find a playmaker on offense, especially in the redzone. Kodi is improving, but in terms of passing he hasn't reached Chris Todd levels yet, so it seems hard to think we could rely on him.

I think we need to see a breakout game from one of the backs, probably Lester or Fannin. Either that or Slaughter and Smith need to have a great game. Maybe McKenzie can make a difference.

8:49 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

We should also avoid running that bubble, or bumble screen, if at all possible.

8:55 AM  
Blogger Sean said...

The bubble screen has worn out its welcome, everytime someone sets it up, I cringe and wait to see the aftermath.

8:58 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

We should avoid running all screens for that matter.

My favorite screen of the year that I have seen was the screen Georgia ran against us on 3rd down and somehow the grass tripped up Moreno. That was a great screen design.

9:06 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Where I see us having potential is possibly running some option football. Kodi isn't there as a passing QB yet and the scramble isn't going to win the game for us, but if Kodi could learn to run the option, it might loosen things up a bit.

Also, I would like to see a fullback, possibly Tate or Davis. People underestimate the value of that inside handoff and the treat would slow down the linebackers pursuing the tailbacks.

The linebackers are apparently Alabama's weakness on defense. Passing the ball over the middle occasionally would be nice, especially when they start crowding the line. That is one of the things I have noticed this season. As the game goes on, the opposing linebackers tend to line up closer and closer to the line.

9:08 AM  
Anonymous wtc said...

The inside screen (where the WR comes into the line and is sipposed to turn it up) scares me. Is that the bubble screen? Looks lie it will be intercepted everytime. We ran it form our own 5 yard line once and I thought the DB caught (other side of the field from my seats) it.

The wheel route has worked the couple of times we threw it. As did the outside screen to the RB. But as usual this year, if it has success we dump it and move to another play.

9:09 AM  
Anonymous wtc said...

Steve, I concur. McKenzie crossing the middle is a good play. He will catch it if it not thrown behind him.

9:11 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

wtc, the bubble screen is when we have multiple receivers on one side, usually three. Two of them block while the other takes a step back, catches the ball, and prepares to be tackled.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

What was the killer for us offensively early in the season was the Ziemba starts before everyone else play. The QB wasn't the issue early on. Putting ourselves in long yardage situation was. We cannot afford many penalties.

9:20 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Personally, I've tried to avoid the boy in the bubble.

I just don't want to see the option into the short side of the field.

9:20 AM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

is it wrong to wake up in the morning filled with hate? if hating bama's wrong, i don't want to be right.

9:21 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I hope Auburn runs that play where Tate takes the handoff from Burns (who is in the shotgun) and runs east to west into the arms of the defender. In fact, I hope they run it fifty times.

9:22 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Ate said...

Sofa, FSJ?

I thought all high class Bama fans had "divans."

Just remember, take the "S" out of "sofa" and it's "ofa."

Like it will be for the Tide on Saturday!

Eddie, you're my hero.

And I still hate Bama.

9:22 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Have you hugged your Bambi today?

9:23 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...


I will follow you to the gates of Hell to fight the Infidels.

9:26 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Ut Oh. Rhoads is an alum of Utah State. He may be in the mix for the head coaching position there.

9:28 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Apparently there is a good chance we could be replacing both coordinators if Paul Rhodes gets the Utah State job?

"The Deseret News reported Tuesday that Auburn defensive coordinator Paul Rhoads could be a possible candidate for the vacant head coaching position at Utah State.

Rhoads, in his first year at Auburn, has a Master's degree from Utah State, where he served as a graduate assistant for two years."

9:49 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

NO problem.

After all, it went so well this year.

9:53 AM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

eddie, i'm following your lead.

it's never wrong to hate bama. ever.

who else is being considered for the Utah State gig besides Rhoades?

9:53 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Hate means never having to say you're sorry.

9:56 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Jet- The gates of hell lie on I-20. I can't stand that I won't be there.

9:57 AM  
Anonymous atlantatiger said...

Was L.C. Really let that what you said?

10:03 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

I may be a little wound today and yesterday and tommorow and this week.

But I remembered the words of Winston Churchil:

"Perhaps it is better to be irresponsible and right, than to be responsible and wrong."

I hate Bama.

10:04 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

"Hate means never having to say you're sorry."


10:04 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

So if Rhoads goes, will we have Tubs and Willis left after all is said and done?

We should get some coaches to come here with that scenerio.

10:05 AM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

yeah, i have no idea who L.C. is either.

10:05 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Don't worry, RK ...

I'm on my 8th cup of coffee ... I'll be here all day ... hatin' with every breath.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous atlantatiger said...

L.C. Johnson. The sports Editor of the Montgomery Advertiser.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous patdyeswildturkey said...

I would cheer against bama if they were playing the taliban.

10:08 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Coach's Dye's WT ...

that would be known as the Spring Game

10:10 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

In the '70s, right after the Olympic hose job in Munich ... there was a hoops doubleheader in Bham ... AU vs. Czecholslovakia and UAT vs. USSR.

My bro went (Jet was too young) and pulled for Auburn and USSR.

10:12 AM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

thanks Atlantatiger

10:16 AM  
Blogger shesaid said...

I wish I had a ticket to the game this weekend because I'd love to see Nick Saban in person. I've never been in the presence of a real, live talking a-hole.

Gloves are off. Commence windmill swinging at opponent. HATE!

10:20 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

I look forward to #7. #7 will be sweeter than all the rest.


10:22 AM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

the 1st au-ua game i went to was, i believe 1973. au lost 35-0. bitterly cold night in b'ham. i was 12 years old. my dad wouldn't leave the game until it was over. bear bryant was down there calling timeouts to run up the score. my hatred for bama crystalized at that moment.

10:23 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Bear Bryant- What class. Good story Scott.

My first Auburn / Alabama game was 1991. The deuce unfortunately got loose that game. Since then, I have only missed 4 Iron Bowls including this years game.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous jhag said...

we want Josh McDaniels

10:36 AM  
Blogger Michael4AU said...

It's hard to say anything good about Bryant, but there was a great story from that book a few years ago, 'War in Dixie' where the authors shared a story of an encounter between Bear and Shug when Jordan was battling cancer late in his life.

After the two met and parted ways, Bryant told another person who was with him that that man (Shug) has more courage in his pinky finger than I got in my entire body. I am paraphrasing so I may not have the exact quote, but I always think of that story come the week of the Iron Bowl and it makes me smile.

10:38 AM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

that was a good book. i moved out here after the '89 game and missed a bunch of the 90's iron bowls. have gone back for most of them since 2000. loved the 2004 one. bama thought they had a chance in that one til au came out and dominated in the 2nd half.

10:41 AM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

shesaid coming full throttle this morning. i love it.

my first bama game in person with 1995. good times with my grandpa. been to every one until this year. going to be REALLY wierd watching on tv.

10:46 AM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

I'm headed to own on the hate wagon. There is still room to jump on.

My first IB was the year Tillmon ran the reverse. Seversl AU folks left early as they thought we were done. I don't make too many of them, but that was a good one. Went with my dad (his 1st also).

11:01 AM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

i regret not coming home for this one. my parents will be there. i had too much going on and never pulled the trigger on the airline ticket.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

First was '69 ... I was too young to hate.

Next was '74 ... when Gossom's TD was called back .. the hate started bubble.

'81 ... when the Bahr broke the record ... we took the lead in the second half ... then they pulled away ... I had a date that night. She was an AU fan, too. It was the worst date I had ever been on. She probably says the same thing.

By the time I went to AU in the fall of '82 ... I was in full hate mode.

I hate the sense of entitlement. The sense of superiority from those who can't spell superiority. The mesh-hat wearin', houndstooth sportin', Bear-lovin', knuckle-draggin', banjo-playin' jerks that can't count.


Kick 'em in the Butt, Big Blue!

11:05 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...


The thing about hate is that if you let it consume you it will destroy you.

11:07 AM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

i hate those stupid blonde twins who wear those houndstooth hats. i don't know why but they piss me off.

11:11 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

They aren't even Bama students. They go to UAB from what I hear.

11:19 AM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

really FSJ? now that REALLY pisses me off. again, i don't know why.

11:20 AM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Those blondes are from my neck of the woods and, for the record, they dress alike all the time not just in Jordan-Hare West. It's no longer cute for twins to dress alike after 3rd grade.

Note to my boss, may I leave at lunch, plzthxbai!

11:22 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

FSJ, run while I try to hold them off. I here they are giving away free atomic wedgies to every Bama fan today.

11:23 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

It's even worse....

Their parents are Auburn fans...

11:23 AM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Roll Turd Roll!

11:25 AM  
Blogger scottatl said...

And for the record those twins are fugly....its funny to hear people on the radio say how hot they are????

11:29 AM  
Blogger wartiger said...

I hate Finebaum since we are hating all things Bama related.. I think he actually has a negative recruiting affect on AU..I hate to give him that much credit but alot people listen to him so my Bama hate falls to Finebaum first..

11:29 AM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Bear Bryant wore panties.

I HEART John Parker Wilson and his Bama Bangs!


11:31 AM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

agreed scott in the atl.

sometimes people just reject a good upbringing. no offense FSJ.

11:31 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Remember, a bambi is a terrible thing to waste.

11:33 AM  
Blogger scottatl said...

As a long time listener (20 years) I must say that Finebaum has stepped over the line a number of times this year...for example, when a Florida caller was talking trash this week, FInebaum actually responded by saying '12 national championships' worst moment ever on his show...i was actually embarrassed for him

11:35 AM  
Blogger Aubie said...

houndstooth twins are butter face defined!
questions? Google butter face.

11:39 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Finebaum grew up an Alabama fan. I heard him admit it on his show. It was around December of 2001 or 2002. He said that the only reason he went to Tennessee was because his family couldn't afford out of state tuition.

Now...I think that Finebaum is a Finebaum fan first, but if he had to pick, he would pick Alabama.

11:40 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...


Everything's nice....butter face.

11:40 AM  
Blogger shesaid said...

Your honor if it pleases the court I would like to submit Exhibit A.

11:40 AM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...


11:41 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

My 1st Iron Bowl was as good as it gets for a 1st time. 1989. I was in 8th grade and one of my classmates brother was playing at Auburn and I got to go with their family.

I've been in 89, 93, 94-97, 99, 00-03 & 05.

So I've been to 12.

My favorite was 93, because when White went down and it was 4th and 15 it all looked like it was going downhill, then Nix hit Sanders for the TD and it was on after that.

11:42 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Regarding the 93 game, the worst thing that happened to Alabama was Stan White getting hurt. I'm convinced that had he stayed in the game Alabama wins.

11:48 AM  
Blogger wartiger said...

second thing I hate about bama. I hate the way the bama nation has managed to dilute 6 in a row..jay barker made a comment saying that AU beating bama 6 in a row is like beating one legged man b/c bama was on probation..while I'm not stupid to think that the probation gave us an advantage 6 in a row iss an incrdieble feat probation or not...

11:56 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Shesaid- No way was I going to watch all of that, but wow, just wow. I dare someone find me an Auburn video of that calibur.

12:05 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

OK, I'm here now. What have I missed. It's officially Iron Bowl countdown at my house NOW.

12:05 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

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12:07 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Well, Bama minimizing the six in a row has been hilarious. We would have never won except their coaches sucked and players sucked. I have heard those excuses for years now, but if your own fans believe your coaches suck and your players suck, what does that say about Alabama?

12:08 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

I know it's Iron Bowl week, but it is also the start of Duck Season in Alabama. I'm stoked about that also.

12:10 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Yeah, I thought duck hunting season would NEVAH get here.

12:12 PM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

missed ya monica. just a lot of hatin' going on. good clean old fashioned hate.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Michael4AU said...

Well, Bama fans do not have any trouble celebrating nine in a row from 73-81 despite our program being down then. Besides, I think six in a row in this modern day environment of great parity within college football is more impressive than their nine myself.

Who else has beaten Bama six times in a row over the last decade. LSU had a chance to match this year and failed. Six in a row is six in a row and I have not lost any sleep over the subject since 2002.

12:16 PM  
Blogger Michael4AU said...

Y'all heading down to the Barbie anytime this holiday weekend, Eddie?

12:17 PM  
Anonymous FSJ said...


Tennessee won 7 in a row from 1995-2001.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

You're the sweetest thing, Scottie. Ok, now I'm flying my hate, too. wooo hooo

12:19 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

Yeah, Faker, but there were mitigating circumstances.

12:21 PM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

i'll never get that 10 minutes of my life back. i thought for sure one of them would burst into flames or something. "i'm single" did make me chuckle, though.

12:24 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

shesaid-I can't believe that mulley head is still single. Somebody is realy missing out. YIKES.

I think I would rather watch a Jan Terri video.

12:25 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Nope, unfortunately I will not have the chance to hunt until Mid-December due to being out of town. Oh well. Hopefully plenty of ducks to kill when I start.

12:25 PM  
Blogger Michael4AU said...

Thanks FSJ; growing up in Tennessee I was certainly aware of that streak (and loved it too), but I was talking more of who else has done what Auburn has done this decade from 2000-present. Sorry, should have been more specific.

It's funny, though, that UT's 7 game winning streak followed after Bama had 9 or 10 game unbeaten streak against them, not taking into account the 1993 game that later forfeited or whatever.

12:26 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

FSJ- I think Michael was referring to nobody else winning 6 in a row in the same time span as we have done it. Since most Bama fans (NOT YOU FSJ) claim that it is such an easy task, then why are we the only ones to do so?

12:27 PM  
Blogger Michael4AU said...

Eddie, y'all staying home for Thanksgiving?

12:28 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

We will be in Florence, Alabama. Hoping to wear my Auburn Gear with Pride on Sunday on the way back home.

12:32 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Don't forget, it is very possible we will be finished installing our offense by Saturday. This game could end up being very interesting. LSU gave Bama a tough game and LSU has been on the decline. It appears their starting QB didn't retain all the training we gave him.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

atlantatiger said...

L.C. Johnson. The sports Editor of the Montgomery Advertiser.

CORRECTION: Former sports editor of the Montogmery Advertiser.

12:41 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Paul Rhoads: Not leaving for Utah State. No.

12:42 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Yea Jay G!!! I am glad Rhoads will be around. I like him. I am not sure who he reminds me of, but he seems like a very good fit.

12:44 PM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

so are you editorless? working without a net?

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hatin' Bama is cathartic. May not help us win, but dangit we're gonna try.

Radical Xs and Os man says: No way we can run on Bammer so let's pass often and deep until it works.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rhoads should stay at least a few years and hold out for a better gig.

Only made it though 3 min of the video.....I guess that's a typical Bama Sidewalk Alum?...assuming he can find the sidewalk?

12:49 PM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

you did better than me Hoopie. couldn't make it past 2 min on the video.

and i agree on hatin' bama. it may not help but it sure makes you feel good.

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Random thoughts probably owe Wifey an apology for ditching the family over THAT basketball game.

Let's see: Kodi's learnin', the D is getting well, Bama's looking ahead to the SECCG....I feel better now than I did after the WVa game.

Any bets on how much time CBS spends prop-ing the SECCG and Bama? Verne will in full gush...Oh! Myyyyy!

Throw deep Kodi!!!

1:01 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Three more cups at lunch! WHOOO!!!

I'll be hatin' for days!

1:03 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Eddie is the Super Playa Hater for the day, inspiring us all to have new name tags!

I'm gonna dedicate some old Beatles to the Tide ...

"Hate ... Hate Me Do.

"You know I hate U (AT)

"So pleee-eeeese, Hate Me Do."

1:06 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Can you feel the love inside ...

Love your Bambi today. It isn't too late.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

I can see it now:

Jay G.'s wifey: "I've thrown another log on the fire. Baby, it's cold outside."

Jay G: "Thankfully, it'll be toasty in Beard-Eaves for that Bethune-Cookman barnburner tonight."

1:08 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Maybe our band should play some music for the Bama fans. I hear Rocky Top is a favorite.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

You know it's deer season down here?

Bambi's gonna end up like mama.


It's also Hating the Tide Season, and their ain't bag limit.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

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1:11 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

Listen to Josh!
"Where's the ASU/ Tuskegee store?"

I like that boy.

1:11 PM  
Blogger michael said...

bama is stupid!

1:12 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

You people aren't showing the love. Remember, without Bama, we would have never had the "Honk If You Sacked Brody" bumper stickers.

1:12 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

What's the call in number for the roundtable?

1:16 PM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...



1:29 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

FAker is on hold....

I had a hard time finding their number too.

1:29 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

get to the calls!!!!!!!

1:31 PM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

remember to be nice FSJ. i can still do whatever i want to your HABOTN t-shirt! ha.

1:33 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

OK what's up...I'm late to the table...OH Fake Steve is on!

1:34 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

He did it AGAIN!

1:35 PM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

ouch! calling out the hotties Fake Steve!

1:35 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

Faker - My husband just came walking in here with a paintbrush in his hand and said, "Was that boy talking about you?"


1:36 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...


I added one more Hottie today...

1:39 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

What score did Josh just pick?

1:41 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

New thread up.

1:48 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

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5:24 PM  

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