A nice honor for Drew Smith
Hey everyone.
Drew Smith, a walk-on senior on the Auburn basketball team, today won a Brad Davis SEC Community Service Post-Graduate Scholarship.
He was one of two SEC peeps (the other being South Carolina hoopster Brionna Dickerson) to get the scholarship, which is worth $6,000.
Here is a run-down of Smith's accomplishments:
Drew Smith, a walk-on senior on the Auburn basketball team, today won a Brad Davis SEC Community Service Post-Graduate Scholarship.
He was one of two SEC peeps (the other being South Carolina hoopster Brionna Dickerson) to get the scholarship, which is worth $6,000.
Here is a run-down of Smith's accomplishments:
Smith is a four-year letter winner for the Tiger basketball team and is on target to earn his Bachelor of Science degree in Biomedical Sciences in May.The award is named for Davis, an SEC official who died of cancer in 2006 at age 49. He was a cool dude who often served as the instant-replay czar at Auburn football games.
The Trussville, Ala. native has been an Auburn Academic Top Tiger and a member of the SEC Academic Honor Roll for three years. He is a member of the National Society of Collegiate Scholars, the National College Athlete Honor Society, the Chi Alpha Sigma Honor Society and the Phi Kappa Phi Honor Society.
Smith has also been the recipient of the Freshman Presidential Scholarship, the Valedictorian Scholarship, the Auburn College of Sciences and Mathematics Academic Scholarship. He received the Tiger basketball team’s Academic Achievement Award in 2008.
In the community, Smith has been active through his work as a four-year member of Auburn’s Student-Athlete Advisory Committee and participating in various other activities. He has served as a counselor and camp pastor for the First Baptist Church of Trussville’s Youth Retreat, been a mentor for children from Project Up-Lift and Boys and Girls Clubs, organized toy drives for Toys for Tots and took part in activities for youth at local YMCA camps.
Smith has also served on his Fellowship of Christian Athletes’ leadership team, taken part in canned food drives and participated in Coaches 4 Cancer. He founded and led a ministry for local students and the community at Auburn entitled, “The Backyard.”
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Does anyone know anything about the possible transfer of the LSU CB to AU?
Did you just say my man carries a purse? I know where you live and I WILL open up a can on you!
New page smell twice in one day. Cool.
Manbag maybe?
No one fears the Swiss Army because they are only armed with knives.
and really cool watches
There's the sweet and gentle Monica I know.
Where else can he keep his Smithwick
Dang touchy women
If you go to B'ham you better stop at THE Cracker Barrel
cracker barrel = high school food
"It's not a purse, it's European!"
Good meeting place for pretty women
High school food, pretty women are fine and good on their own, but let's not forget that you can also play that golf tee game.
I thought you were more open-minded than that, Monica...
yeah but that game always tells me im an "ig-noo-ra-moose"
Although, I would love to see you open up can on someone! LOL
If cracker barrel had catered our cafeteria food instead of sodexho, I would have eaten there on days other than Tuesday (say what you will about Sodexho, but they got Taco Day right)
Anyone know anything about Phelon Jones. Just left LSU and wants to join the Tiger family (real Tigers, that is).
Cracker Barrel worthless except for breakfast food
Captain - c'mon, it's pretty hard to screw up Taco Day.
I am old but shifty ...
bring it on
eh - Thank you for re asking my question that got lost in the Swiss Army and Cracker Barrel
Michael- taco day was the only day i would eat at school also. I brought peanut butter and jelly all other days. And a snack pack
AU1N04 ...
Phelon Jones is apparently trying to transfer to AU ... has his release from LSU.
Digger is just sweet talking me now. He only does it because I'm pathetic and it works on me.
Looks like a top notch DB out of the Mobile area.
I saw that and I also saw that he said it but has not spoken to any of the coaches.....things that make you go hmmmmm.
Naw, MOn, you're not pathetic. You're just sweet and gentle.
I must admit, Luv, I do prefer my men purseless.
and cooperative
I don't carry a purse, It would totally distract from the dress I wear to work.
There's nothing like a cooperative woman.
that "and cooperative" was for Jet's post.. HA
not saying I prefer my men purseless and cooperative...
what i meant was...oh nevermind
Oh boy Jet...I see trouble ahead.
Mon - in that area, men are ALWAYS cooperative. I mean, I am at least.
I'd like to be cooperative, but unfortunately I'm usually ... well, forget it.
AU1N04, he was a stud in HS. Had offers from Mich, da U, UAT, AU, LSU, Tebowland, among other. Was the Gatorade AL Player of the YR in 2006. If he had an apostrophe in his name he could start anywhere in the nation. I would put him on my team.
Note: the only other player on my team right now is Harrison and he is all-time QB b/c his wife won't let him play tackle.
see, i knew someone would think i was saying purseless and cooperative
I really should be more diligient about starting my posts with a name
By the way Michael. The Swiss Airforce is ranked #7 in Europe out of 38.
Back to the subject at hand ... just remember ... you can't make the club in the tub.
Thanks Will, so it would be a good thing.
But, like I said awhile back, if you asked, I'm sure Greg would be more than happy to hold your purse for you.
Sometimes it is smart to lay low
Yes, he would if I asked. He's quite the cool fella.
The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.
- Remo Williams, The Adventure Begins
Digger ...
True, dude. True.
uh huh...just remember, I have met Digger...I have broken bread with Digger...I have fed Digger BEER!
Digger could teach you all a thing or two or 6,000.
Old foxes with many scars soon learn lessons of life
Monica,
If you haven't figured it out by now, let me share it with you.
I KNOW IT ALL.
(and I can be sweet, Jet!)
Sorry, Jet. Just keep reminding me.
Digger - Did you just open a fortune cookie?
Clearly, the swiss Air Force has tried other things than knife making, au1n04. The Swiss Army could learn a lot from them.
Did Digger just call Mon an old fox? If so, is that the same as a cougar?
Mon, at what age does the word cougar become a compliment, instead of just meaning old and trampy?
Fortune Cookies ask Digger for advice!
I was dishonorably discharged from the Swiss Coast Guard.
I think its the Mtn's. They have to avoid them which makes them better.
Will, The bigger question is, why the hell are you asking me?
The boys just got back from their monthly shave and bathe. Buddy's bandana is purple and has Easter eggs on it!
Luv - we need pics of that
Monica said...
Will, The bigger question is, why the hell are you asking me?
Monica, I let out a belly laugh on that one! :-D
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That one was a softball coming.
Sam - "The Official Counter"
Monica = Defensive Player of the Year
We had a chat about cougars a while back on here and since you are a female, I wondered at what age (if any) you would stop being offended by that label.
Captain - I'd think you'd know that the Swiss Army and the Swiss Air Force ARE NOT on speaking terms. It's a long story and it involves the Pope.
Any report from DMIller regarding his closing?
My concern was that he was about to strangle the other party involved.
I should have suggested that he take Eltoro with him as his "closing representative."
Why would anyone be offended by the cougar label? I thought it was supposed to be a compliment, a lady in her late 30's or 40's who is hot. Of course, the kids with their words these days, who knows.
WHO IS THE QB GOING TO BE?
Hotties - I've had just about enough for one day. I'm feeling the need for a rapid infusion of approximately 96 Calories. This infusion is likely to be repeated as necessary.
I'll be in Washington State on what will sadly be another futile search for Tom Tuttle next week so my time here will be limited. You all feel free to carry on without me.
Y'all be cool.
Sam - Why are you yelling?
Sam,
The one fondling Ryan Pugh's backside.
Enjoy gatiger.
Can one refer to one's own wife as a cougar or is that in bad taste? such as.
Don't ask me why but I just felt like asking that as if I were a teenage beauty pageant participant from South Carolina. Yep its Friday
Monica, you have mail.
Are people already consuming adult beverages?
I wonder how Ryan feels about that? I wonder if he has a say? This is a bad line of questions to be thinking about right now
you should have used the phrase "such as" repeatedly, Tommy D
A cougar is an older woman who prefers much younger men...so, I don't think you'd want your wife referred to as such.
If coffee is an adult beverage ... then, I'll admit to having had 8 cups today.
If a woman is much older than me, then she would be on Social Security, and that's just not hot to me.
Plus, Mrs. Jet and I are still in love.*
* -- lurker insurance
Will- I did start at QB on my intramural team. No tackling there either. I'm awesome at non-contact sports.
I love Cougars, makes me feel young and good lookin
So we have determined that Jet has been pacing all day and in the restroom due to large amounts of Java.
I was about to write a comment like the Iraqs, but I feel punch drunk, such as, and its probably in my best interest to just shut the hell up... such as, and make the world better.
Once again, Michael brings clarity to the discussion at hand. For some it matters is how you define "cougar". However, it seems to me that it's either 1) meant to flatter, but is disrespectful or 2) it's meant to insult.
I'm pretty much never OK with being disrespected or insulted. However, it depends on who says it. If someone I know and like is just teasing me it's no biggie.
I've always wanted to get in a fight with a real cougar. They are pretty light, but have very sharp teeth and claws. They are right at the point where sometimes the cougar wins, sometimes the grown man wins. Most any grown man should be able to smoke an ocelot or bobcat, and anything bigger than a cougar would overpower a man easily.
Not sure if dmiller is checking in here or there, but I'm playing around with the Firefox personas. When I finally get one that's a winner I'll let you know.
That's all the time we have mrtommyd. Thank you.
Deep Thoughts...by Michael Jan Terry
I have enough personas on my own to need Firefox to create anymore.
Michael- I'm sure you know my feelings on that idea
Harrison could take a cougar
not if Cougar in question is the real animal. As per my life-long policy of never being dinner for any other animal
Harrison, cougars can't eat that much. I don't think they could eat you in your entirety in one sitting. Do they still make the list? Because honestly, your dog could probably eat you in multiple sittings if the situation was right.
Monica, in case you missed it, see my 3:16 post.
LUV 3:16
Luv - Your boys are so so cute! Love their bandannas. Thanks for sharing.
we have 2 cats
you would have cats
I hate cats
Monica,
LuvAU1968 sent you and email (2X).
We used to have a cat, but then I broke a string on my tennis racket. So, no more cat.
yes, a human has never been directly killed by a housecat, as far as i know
Sam, Did you ever find out who the QB will be? Thanks for the heads up on the emails.
Two cats probably would only make it half way through you before you became inedible. But who knows, cats eat pretty gross things when they are hungry.
I have a siamese cat that knows how to fly at 5:15 in the morning
Harrison - nevermind
My brother was scratched by a cat when he was 4, and he got Cat Scratch Fever (apparently it is a real thing) and had to have surgery. So He could have died from the cat (though we would have buried him before the cat could begin eating him)
Thanks, Monica! They are rotten!
Michael ...
Did he get it from some kitty next door?
Although at 4 the cat would have had a much better chance then when brother got fully grown.
Jet - I have diagnosed your problem.
Cat Scratch Fever is real. Is that story true Michael
It was some family's cat a couple of doors over. I was quite friendly with the cat myself and it was not aggressive, but my brother was girly and would scream and run away, and that obviously triggered the chase-the-string instinct in the cat.
Actually, a few years later the family moved away and left the cat, so we adopted it. My brother always hated that cat and was semi abusive to it.
Which one, Monica?
I have a computer game that launches a cat out of a cannon. That makes me laugh.
the cats that live in my house have learned not to scratch good ol' Harrison. They can easily be kicked into a wall
And yes, I realize that I need to clarify when things are real, and this story is real. My bro got a tumor on his neck that the doctor theorized could have come from cat scratch fever. My brother and dad have always blamed the cat. Now that I look at wikipedia (this is the first time I have even thought of this event in years; I was 6, my bro was 3), it doesn't look like you can get tumors from Cat Scratch Fever.
I am about to send some emails out telling my family that Precious has been vindicated!
but when you're sleeping they will crawl into your bed, sit on your chest and suck the life out of you, harrison
true story
swear
The kitty cannon is wonderfully sick and fun. I also have seen a game called don't shoot the puppy. It's weird and for some reason makes me laugh, although to read the name, it sounds nasty.
I used to be a cat person until we got a dog when I was 14. Then I realized that cats' souls are hollow.
I am allergic to cats ... they do suck the life out of me.
Michael I don't know if I would predicate the vindication on Wiki info.
I have heard that Mon, good thing I'm a light sleeper.
When they are sleeping I put things in their ears for good measure
Cats are awesome...when sauteed in butter and accompanied with bernaise and asparagus.
people who abuse - indicator for lots of psychological problems - just saying
Monica, you have more mail.
or stir fried with some green onion and hoisin sauce
Crap, just found some stuff on the internets that say surgery is sometimes warranted. Precious, you bacteria carrying medical bill causing whore.
Hey tommyd is mon talking about us?
Nah she's cool
That may be true Mon, but in my eyes being a cat person in and of itself is a psychological problem.
Have I ever mentioned I hate cats.
my wife won't laugh if we watch the office or family guy. But if the cat makes a funny face she will giggle for hours. I think she's insane, or has cat scratch fever
My bro never hurt the cat, Monica, he would just yell at it to get away if it tried to get up on him to be petted and stuff. Just had zero love for the thing.
But he does have psychological issues. He likes The Notebook, for one.
My favorite cat recipe
ALICE SPRINGS CAT
Grilled, wrapped in bacon, topped with sauteed mushrooms, colby and jack cheese with a honey mustard dipping sauce.
i have avoided The Notebook so far. I have made RomCom's so unbearable for the wife she won't watch them with me. One of my greatest accomplishments
harrison - and you married her
michael i was talking about tommy and harrison's animal abuse
What does predicate the vindication mean?
Let me open up another fortune cookie
not related to cats
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
I know Mon. Harrison realizes he is not without mental illnesses of his own. Like how he hates most things normal people like.
in bed.
Thanks Mon - I guess next thing I have to look forward to is becoming a paranoid schizophrenic.
Digger - That made laugh.
bed jam - hee hee
I think we have internet high fived about that before Harrison, because I have also accomplished that with my wife. I also introduced her to pretty much every show we watch regularly. She tried to get me to watch Celebrity Apprentice with her this year, and I complained enough that she doesn't watch it herself.
She doesn't like the same movies as me, though. She can't stand Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, or really any of the Frat Pack stuff. Baby steps.
Thanks AU1N04
Told ya Digger was wise. He's a DOM and he has great stories about secretaries and coffee and such.
What is your stance on puppet abuse, mon?
One of many Mon
My favorite fortune cookie I've ever opened said "the best inspiration is perspiration". Came from that chinese buffett across from campus next the teh bbq house. Me and my roomate ate there all the time, we lived in the quad so it was so close to walk to.
It depends on the puppet.
you remember a lot of random conversations Michael. You must not kill as many brain cells as I do on weekends.
She does not like and of the movies I like either, and those are the best ones!
What's a DOM?
Careful Mon you said I better not repeat that in this day and time
"Dirty Old Man" I was put in this class with a plaque and all on a suprise b'day part at 40
Did someone say cougar?
Harrison - I remember a ton of incredibly random stuff. It is really a curse. Pretty much anytime I start going into an old story that involves a friend, I will be like, "Do you remember that!!!???" and the friend will most of the time say, "Uhh, no dude. You have a crazy memory. I don't remember hardly anything from 6th grade."
Doh well.
T-minus 5 minutes to Puppet Hour
I have a friend from high school like that. He remembers the weirdest crap, which makes me nervous. What if he remembers that time I stole his bike?
I thought Cougars only liked young boys, but Monica has a crush on a Dirty Old Man?
Sam, shugah, you tryin' to start trouble with your good pal, Mon?
:-)
Anybody seen Cory lately?
PUPPET HOUR!!!!
GUN SHOW!
I don't want trouble.
I don't hang around the office after 5 on Fridays.
Catch y'all later.
later ehyou
Yet another one cowers before Omnica.
Jet - That's so very helpful. I'm going to start being equally helpful to you...
I'll bite my tongue and let that pass.
In honor of puppet hour
jalepeno on a steeck =======>
Michael ...
It's Puppet Hour ... get off your butt and do that voodoo that you do so well.
Hola, Jose' Jalapeno!
I'm here, Jet!!!!!! I'M HERE!
Hola!
Me llamo Jose on a Steek
I'm michael.
Yeah Michael, do something funny
that's awesome harrison !!
?Como esta, Jose'?
Mi llamo Jet. Soy un ignoramuso.
can I get a woop woop?
on a steek?
Let's write haikus:
Spring brings the Earth's soul
Puppets bring the Earth's evil
Mike makes dead puppets
The armpit smells odd
The scent can be smelled by you
I forgot deo
Puppets smile freely
They lure you in with a grin
So they can kill you
Puppets in my head
Making me think outwardly
Is my head a stage?
At practice Chiz says,
No reporter no cry,
Jay is unhappy.
You can't make the club
Says bad @$$ Trooper Taylor
If you're in the tub
It must be Friday
Obama is in France, and
J-Z has no pants
A puppet here lies
Harrison's fingers are gone
Who really won here
The end is coming,
Kodi looks around wildly,
Ball skips on ground, lost.
Puppets are evil beings
Monica is not a cougar
I suck at haiku
Nice Wake
Ryan Shoemaker
I am a punter today
Without yellow cleats
Fingers lost in war
Are badges of great courage
All you need is six.
Promise to Hoopie
No invalid spec'lation
Until we lose once.
Tommy Trott, open
Ball is soaring through the air
Bounces off his hands
I really like beer
I really really like beer
I really like beer
When writing poems
The wise elder tells his son
Write much about poop.
My wife says it's time
To get off the laptop now
She has a gun. Bye.
Time to make the drive
Through Atlanta's bad traffic
War Eagle Hotties
I drank fourteen beers
I now see answers we seek
I now see the toilet
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