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7.20.2009

Phillips says he's headed to Auburn

That was quick.

Mississippi OL Aubrey Phillips, who spurned Auburn for Florida State on signing day, has reversed course and expects to play for the Tigers this fall. We know this because our friends at AuburnSports.com, AuburnUndercover.com and ITAT tell us it is so.

Phillips' 2009 availability is in question. Though he has been released from his Letter of Intent with FSU, Phillips will need a waiver from the NCAA to compete this season. I'm not sure that'll matter. It's rare that a freshman can playing a meaningful role along any offensive line -- much less in the Southeastern Conference.

Of note is what Phillips said about his reasons for leaving FSU.

Here's what he told AuburnSports.com:
  • Phillips said he arrived at FSU weighing 340 pounds.

  • He participated in summer workouts and claims to have lost 15 pounds.

  • He said his position coach, former Auburn assistant Rick Trickett, initially was supportive of Phillips' work. At some point, though, Trickett's opinion changed and he became dissatisfied with Phillips' work.

  • ``(Trickett) told me I couldn't sit by the linemen at lunch. He told me I couldn't talk to them or be around them. He told me I wasn't a lineman anymore and the only reason I was part of the team was because of the Letter of Intent."

  • Phillips believes FSU's recent troubles with the NCAA, which resulted in the program drawing probation, will help him earn an eligibility waiver.

    ``If I had known about that probation earlier, I would have never signed with Florida State," Phillips told AuburnSports.com. "I wish I could go back to Signing Day and sign with Auburn the way it should have been."

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Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

there's nothing quite like it Norm.

10:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do love me some DMD, but I also really like Sprite Zero. Those are the only two sodas I drink. Actually, those things and water are pretty much the only things I drink.

10:25 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

So, to throw my $0.02 into this conversation - one, maybe two cups of coffee in the morning, water the rest of the day. Sometimes, if I'm feeling wild, I'll have a couple of beers at home at night. Rarely, I'll drink a Coke. I love 'em, but I kicked that sugar habit awhile back.

That is all.

Keep Hate Alive.

10:29 AM  
Blogger missinit said...

Morning All!

If I had my druthers I'd like to have the short bottle of REAL Coca-Cola that cost a nickel when I was a little kid. Now that was Bliss...the best ever! The added bonus was to turn the bottle over and see what town was stamped on the bottom of the bottle!

Who me...no I'm not old!!!!!!!

Alas, as for these days, I'll take Coke Zero!

10:31 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

as a native of the great state of NC, birthplace of Pepsi, perhaps it should bother me that I thoroughly dislike all things Pepsi. It does not. I do not care for DC Lime. DC Vanilla is yummy, but I can't get it at our store:-(
The best is fountain DC with cherry syrup at Sutton's Drug Store.

If J-H ever switched to Pepsi, it would tempt me to give up my seats.

yep cincy, nothing wrong with women on top -of the thread

10:36 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Coke Light is a defnite favorite.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Miller said...

I prefer Coke products... but will indulge in the occasional MD or DP... I like DMD, DDP, and Diet Sunkist as probably the only diet drinks I can stomach.

However, I am in "cut out all caffeine" mode due to a heart condition that it seems to be playing havoc on. It sucks...badly.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

According to WESH-TV of Orlando ...

"Lawyers for a nationally known broadcaster with roots in Central Florida said she was videotaped in her hotel room without her knowledge.

"Someone used a peep hole to film ESPN sideline reporter and former University of Florida cheerleader Erin Andrews while she was naked.

"Authorities said that person then posted the grainy video on the Internet and tried to sell it."

10:48 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

jet...
There was mad googling going on by my co-workers yesterday....I, of course, wouldn't know anything about it.

10:55 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

Ehyou,

I'm sure a suave and debonair man like Robert Urich wouldn't have to purchase said video on the Interwebs.

10:57 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

so.. anybody else think Herbsteit was the vidographer?

11:01 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

Mike Patrick, definitely, Mike Patrick.

Little troll.

Remember, he's the dude who openly wondered about Britney Spears during the UAT game a few years ago.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

I'd be more inclined to think Beano is behind the camera.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

Beano says, "Ewin, Ewin. How 'bout ya Flowida Gators now?"

11:10 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

if FSJ wasn't here, I'd be mean and say it sounds like something a bammer would do. Glad he's here to keep me from saying such things.

11:13 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i'm feelin' some hate today.

just like every other day.

46 days....

11:19 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

yes Scottie B, I think we've got Ed coming up in the next week or so. Now stop making me reveal all my secrets ;-)

11:26 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

OK, an enterprising young intern just showed me the video. Very poor quality. You'd never be able to say 100% it's her....unless ESPN attorneys get involved. Woops.

11:31 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

ehyou - you mean the ESPN tattoo on the right cheek, and Gator on the left cheek aren't convincing enough?

11:35 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

THT...
I distinctly saw "I heart" on one and "ehyou" on the other.

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe you guys are making jokes. What if that happened to your wife or daughter? I feel so bad for Erin.

11:42 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Luv...
You're absolutely correct. I apologize.

Being an inconsiderate male just comes so dang natural.

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Luv - The realist and Debbie Downer of the group.

11:46 AM  
Blogger michael said...

This is the sort of thing Jay G might have to deal with once he moves on to ESPN.

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One last thing on Coke.

In 1985 when New Coke was out my family had a party. I used to collect beer cans and kept a full new and original coke.

We moved to Atlanta and I came home from college one day. I noticed my cans were missing. My mom said she was thirsty and drank them. They were good, 8 yrs later. It was the last coke that had sugar and not fructose!!

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a Debbie Downer, but making jokes about someone that was assaulted - and that's what this was - is just in bad taste.

11:51 AM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

I know I shouldn't, and I was really on the al.com news page, not sports, but I saw an article about the bammers and read it. Even worse I read the comments. I am posting one below.

"The talent gap between Alabama and Auburn is simply going to be too big for the cow college to overcome for the next 10 years. Auburn's football program has been in total disarray ever since Saban came to Bama."

That just really makes me want to slap somebody!

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the football team feels that way.

11:54 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I'm a walking case study in what soft drinks can do to you.

A year ago this time, I was drinking 6-7 can Cokes a day...I loved that stuff. Additionally I was drinking a gallon of unsweet tea every two days. In the past 8 months I have swtiched to water, and unsweet tea. I have lost right at 60 lbs. I could probably stand to lose 10-15 more but I am not in a big rush.

I really haven't changed the way I eat outside of cutting back on white bread (I still eat it, just not with every meal). I don't eat as much fast food either, but occasionally will eat it.

With that said, I just had something called "Momma's Love" at Momma Goldbergs on 280 just south of Bammerham. Pretty good for an Auburn establishment. I kinda felt dirty though. :-P

11:55 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

total disarray? Saban is only 1-1 vs. AU since he came to Bama. totally delusional that moron is.

11:55 AM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

FSJ,
Consider yourself loved if you just had Momma's Love. I think they are the best subs around! And the nachos -mmmmm!

11:56 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

aaahhhh....... there's not much better on earth than a Momma's Love at Momma G's. nice eatin' FSJ.

11:57 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

my wife made me heat cheese over Doritos the other nite in honor of the MG's nachos. man, i ate lunch 2 hours ago and now i'm getting hungry again.

11:57 AM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

The only thing about the Momma Goldberg's in Homewood and the one on Hwy 280 is they don't have the atmosphere of the one in Auburn - way too clean. And they don't have the 30+ years of cigarette smoke seeped into the walls.

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hold 'em down for you, Cincy! It never ceases to amaze me how delusional some bammers are.

12:00 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

That whole Erin Andrews thing is a work.

12:00 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

LOL cincy..

That's how I am at BBQ restaurants....I don't want to eat at a BBQ establishment that has a 100 health rating.

12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, that al.com poster is accurate.

Since Saban's arrival, Auburn has blown through 3 coordinators, an entire coaching staff, and recruited a bunch of guys that never made it to campus and/or never panned out.

That 36-0 was one game, true. But it should have never been that bad of a beatdown. It was clear to me Tubs had quit on ya'll before that thing even kicked off.

The future is uncertain, but it is easy to see the disarray Saban cause at Auburn.

12:01 PM  
Blogger michael said...

FSJ - awesome weight loss, man! It is true about those sugary drinks. I switched to water from sweet tea at dinner and stopped eating a candy bar after lunch, and I lost about 20-25 pounds in a couple of months back in 2006. My wife, who was trying very hard to get rid of pregnancy weight, wanted to strangle me.

12:02 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Has anyone perfectly recreated the Momma G's nachos? I think we have discussed it hear before, but I have been unable to make it as good as it is at the real deal.

12:04 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Michael,
I'm with your wife.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are Momma G's nachos?

12:05 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Michael,
I think we can get the ingredients right, it is the steamer that makes all the difference.

12:05 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

mine weren't even close Michael, but they were still good. i guess we'll just have to break down and buy steamers to get it right.

oh, and i LOVE Momma G's as much as i HATE bama.

12:06 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Are you saying you want to strangle me, cincy? Or just that you are jealous of the ease at which dudes lose weight?

12:06 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

The first time I got fat, I switched from Coke to DC. Now when I get fat, I take a break from ice cream for a few weeks. There's no place in my weight loss prescription for exercise.

12:06 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Nah, Michael, I don't want to strangle you, but I do share your wife's frustration at how easily men lose weight.

12:08 PM  
Blogger michael said...

salsa - the nachos are simple. Just some pepper jack cheese on top of Nacho Cheese Doritos. But they are so good, they can take you to a cloud of happiness where you forget all about the Saban caused disarray that is Auburn.

12:08 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

THT...

I haven't exercised either, outside of playing golf a few times. I know I should, and it would probably knock out those last 10-15 lbs, but I kinda want to do it without that just to see how much what you eat and drink really does to you.

Also, I felt so bad when I started losing weight that it made exercise seem like more of a chore than anything.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

Two things before I begin my transition back to HABOTNland in a couple of weeks:


1) A few days ago, I passed a double amputee on the street, apparently homeless, sleeping in his wheelchair with a donation cup in his lap. He was a very sad sight…until I saw his hat. An dirty, ugly bammer number. So my question is, at that point was it okay for me to make the jump from compassion to hatred. If so, would it have been bad form if I pushed his sleeping bammer self out into the road? I started to, but figured the people around would try to beat me up, and I don’t like getting hit.

2) I'm sure this has already been discussed in my absence, but how good looking are the new “Fearless and True…Choose Auburn” billboards? I passed two of them on Friday in Metro Atlanta (I-20 Eastbound in Conyers between West Avenue and Sigman Road and I-85 Southbound on the left side of the interstate just past the North Druid Hills exit).They both made me proud.

12:09 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

Saybun has put Auburn into no more disarray than anyone else that coaches an SEC team that played Auburn last year. Once again, you've given yourselves too much credit.

12:09 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

don't forget the jalapeno peppers scattered over the doritos before you put on the pepper jack cheese!

12:10 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

missed ya PF. glad you're back.

i'm looking forward to checking out the billboards when i head down to fan day in a couple weeks.

12:11 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

PF,
The billboards are way good looking!

12:11 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I tried a really complicated method for doing the nachos one time that included putting the nachos on a rack on top of a cookie sheet with a thin layer of water and placing foil over the entire thing and baking it. It produced some really burned not that good nachos.

12:12 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

All this talk about weight. Y'all talk about cutting out sweet tea or a candy bar and losing 25 pounds. I could not eat for a month and lose 2 pounds.

My dilemma- starve myself, don't eat anything I love, exercise everyday and maybe lose 5 pounds?

Or, eat whatever I want to, exercise everyday and just keep my 15 pounds that keeps me from being a size 6?

Oh, the decisions we have to make!

I wish hating bama made you lose weight - I'd be a size 2.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll have to try those tailgating before a game this fall.

I'm ready for football. I know you all are too.

12:16 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'm such a simpleton when it comes to taste buds, or most other matters. I don't eat jalapenos, I don't like "unplain" nachos. Nachos with that creamy white cheese I don't even know the name of are just fine. You can throw ground beef in there, too. But no onions!

12:16 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

apparently Rivals just updated their rankings and Ladarius Owens is a Rivals Top 100 player as a 4-Star.

12:16 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

THT- i hate onions too, almost as bad as i hate bama

12:17 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Cincy's hatin' bama weight loss plan! That's a great idea!!!

12:17 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

cincy,

The thing that has really hurt the self esteem of women over the past 30 years or so is that for some reason people think women should look like Kate Moss, which is ridiculous, IMO.

12:18 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

My husband doesn't like my bones to poke him, so I don't need to go as far as Kate. Of course he weighs the same as he did when he graduated high school. If he gains, he just cuts out a bowl or two of ice cream.

12:21 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

Michael, you gotta do em in stages, get two plates ready, melt one down, then slide the second over the first.
Do ya some Cuban Nachos. Get some good pulled pork and some good capicolla ham. Chop up some red onions and spear pickles and grill/sautee all of it til it's got some color on it. Pour it over the nachos and top with cheese. I like swiss cheese on mine but if you like spicy get some spicy cheese.

12:21 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

THTjr had a hot dog with onions yesterday before I got home. When I walked into the kitchen I almost barfed. I called him back to the kitchen to get rid of the onions. He found two tiny diced pieces on the floor. Once they were gone, the kitchen smelled fine.

I once got a 1/4lb with cheese. When I opened the wrapper I told MrsTHT I was going to take it back because it had onions. She took it and looked and said no it doesn't. I knew, if fact, that it must. So I looked and, sure enough, there was a single nasty smelly tiny onion chip hiding in the cheese.

Those things smell SOOOOO badly.

12:21 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

BinOBA,
I wish you were my personal chef. But, I don't think that would help me lose weight.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i can pick out an onion like that too. Like the princess and the pea story

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cincy, I feel your pain!

12:23 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Eliminating massive amounts of Coca-Cola from my daily routine, eliminating Blue Bell, reducing the food portions and running alot of miles shed 60+/- pounds from my frame. I'll have a Coke every now and then and Blue Bell makes an appearance in my freezer once or twice a year. I still enjoy my 2 or 3 beers a couple times a week and I miss Coke and Blue Bell but all of the above keeps me at college weight.

12:24 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

What do ya think Luv, do we just stay curvy & happy and say scr-- it to being a size 6?

12:24 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

BinOBA, you make that sound SOOO tasty. Darn my unsophisticated taste buds!

12:24 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i dealt with my fear of all things onion when i decided to start eating stir fry. now as long as onions are cooked with bellpeppers i'm good with 'em. i even cut 'em up and put in my spaghetti sauce.

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scottie B - Does that mean he is going to Bama? Nice work sprinkling in recruiting on top of the nachos!

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL I will NEVER be a size 6! But, yes you need to say screw it! You only live once!

12:25 PM  
Blogger boknowsbo said...

What sent Auburn into disarray was CTT going out on a limb to employ a radically new offense. The limb broke and CTF fell into the dirt, aka, Sun Belt. Disarray ensued. Saban had nothing to do with any of that. It was inspired by the successes of Urban Meyer and other high-flying spreads across the country. Thank you and good day.

12:26 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I love onions...

I used to eat them raw right before dates...

12:26 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

uh-oh, the Roundtable guy just called Kevin Scarbinsky the best columnist in the state. i'm assuming he has JGT on a totally different stratosphere of journalism. he betta.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

On Friday he'll either be up to a 5* or back to a 3*. A one day jump from 3* to 5* if he announces for "them" would have been a bit too obvious.

12:28 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

thanks AUN1. it looks to have come down to an AU-UA decision. he said he make a decision next week. i'd love to have him on the Plains.

12:28 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Scarbinsky is a joke.

Jay & Cecil Hurt are the two best "sports" writers in the state.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salsa - Quick question, how many coaching staffs and coordinators have "blown through" since Tubs?

Just askin'

12:29 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

There are very few things that onions don't improve.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vidalia Onions!! Da Bomb!

12:31 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

10 years? Relevant history (in the scholarship limit era) and current events say otherwise.

Look at UAT from 1996-2000. From 10wins, to losing season, to SEC championship to 3-8.

Look at Auburn from 1993-98. Or 2003-2007.

It's cyclical. And it can turn on a dime.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Jay G is reporter.
Scarbinsky is a columnist.

Different animals.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jet, are you being rational?

12:32 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Last night MrsTHT stir fried some onions with a bunch of veggie stuff. They didn't stink at all. She said it was a different kind of onion than the one THTjr had used. I was still too chicken to eat them.

12:33 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

He is - two rational posts in a row!

12:33 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

AU1 ...

You are so wrong.

Vidalia Onions are Da Bomb Diggity!

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AU1 - dead on. The Powers that Be (aka the old Bear Guard) and Bama screwed that up as much as possible, but a home run shot to the moon was hit with Saban.

As bad as Alabama has been over that period, it only took Saban a year to get Bama ranked #1.

Last season finished on a bad note, but this year will smell like roses.

12:34 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I love onions. Blooming onions, raw onions on burgers, onions on a philly cheesesteak, onions in my underwear, I love all onions.

BinOBA - that sounds like a beautiful nacho dish, but it is definitely not Momma's nachos.

12:34 PM  
Blogger michael said...

http://thewareaglereader.wordpress.com/

Check out the article currently atop the page. It is a plainsman article following the 1957 football season.

12:41 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Michael, darn you! Now you've got me thinking about Geno's and/or Pat's. I will eat a Philly cheesesteak at no other establishments.

12:42 PM  
Blogger missinit said...

Vy-dale-ya Onions are most definitely off the chain!!!!

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pat's is Da Bomb!! Wit Wiz

12:44 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

I think you'll lose your first game, Salsa.

12:45 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

THT,
You eat a Philly cheesesteak with no onions? How?

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No chance, Binoba. Saban and Alabama will expose Va. Tech.

12:46 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

KA KOW

12:47 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

and or Boosh

12:47 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

mmmmmkay

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Pat's story. My buddy lives in Philly and he said to us when he took us. Don't get fancy, don't order lettuce tomato, mayo and stuff like that.

If you want onions order "wit Whiz"
If no onions "wit out wit Whiz."

Anything else, I don't know you and they will send you to the back of the line. I ordered correctly, the wife stumbled, panicked and was sent to the back of the line as we ate.

Very funny!

12:49 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

hard to find a cheesesteak with no onion. It's like gumbo with no okra

12:49 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Hating UAT and being rational are not mutually exclusive concepts.

I am a very rational person.

When I wanna be.

12:49 PM  
Blogger michael said...

THT: We regret to inform you that you have not actually been eating Philly Cheesesteak sandwiches. As onion is an integral part of the sandwich, we demand that you cease and desist the use of the term "Philly Cheesesteak" when describing whatever it is you are eating. You may call it a steak sandwich, beef sandwich, or Bonnie for all we care. Just don't call it a Philly.

-Management

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't hate - participate.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Cheesesteaks with onions
And gumbo with okra
Maters with Duke's mayo
But not sharks named Salsa
These are few of my favorite things!

12:53 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Michael - there is no greater cheesesteak authority than Pat, except perhaps Geno. If Pat can serve it "wit out wit whiz" and still call it a cheesesteak, that's good enough for me.

12:53 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

don't turn this into a U2 song

12:53 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

I have a confession - I have lived in the south all my life (except for the 10 years in Cincinnati, but they think they are the south) and I have never had Duke's mayo. I will buy some today.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Another Pat, in Breaux Bridge, Louisiana, serves up an incredibly tasty shrimp gumbo sans okra. It is absolutely devine.

12:55 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You can find the original Philly Cheesesteak sandwich at Chili's, and it most definitely has onions.

12:55 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I must admit I don't know what Duke's mayo is.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

What'n the wide, wide world of sports is goin' on here (sounds familiar)? It's been a few weeks since I've been able to stay relatively current on the postings here and for the last 10 days or so I've been completely absent. Now, today, I'm seeing multiple posts from Salsa in the same thread and he seems to be having a somewhat rational exchange.

What happened?

Keep Hate Alive.

12:55 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

Saban's record at LSU:

2000 8-4
2001 10-3
2002 8-5
2003 13-1
2004 9-3

Saban is a very good coach, no doubt. But his record is nowhere near the hype he receives from the Alabama media machine. If you were wondering about his record at Michigan State, it was 34-24. I don't put much stock in the NFL record because it is such a different game. But his record was 15-17 with the Dolphins.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Sorry, Bin ...

See shrimp sit in the roux
A little sausage just for you
And I wait for okra.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Mayo is grosser than onions

12:59 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

"original philly cheesesteak at Chili's"

LOL!!! That's too funny.

1:01 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Off Topic - but hubby Tom is going to bowl for a Junior Achievement bowlathon. The last time we bowled for a cause, I got pregnant and he got mono. Do you think the bowling had anything to do with it - or was it because we drank Mountain Dew?

1:03 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

when I was in first grade I would make myself mayo sammiches. Just bread and mayo. I've not liked it much since. The only time I eat it is in cole slaw. But I can eat mayo. Onions? Not without vomiting sooner or later.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

bowling got you pregnant? wow. that is ausome.

1:05 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

THT,
Saw that before you deleted it :)

1:06 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

scottie,
I think it was the Mountain Dew

1:07 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

sorry *insert blush*...it just jumped on the thread before I could react.

1:08 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

i remember eatin mayo and banana sandwiches as a kid, maybe with a lil sugar on it.

1:10 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

peanut butter and banana with a little sugar

1:11 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Cincy ...

nevermind.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I have identified a conspiracy in the media to keep Chris Todd from beling the starting QB. Jay hasn't done a profile on him yet.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

MrsTHT loves PB & nanner sammiches

I do not. I didn't even eat my first PB&J until many years after I got married. Perhaps in another 10 I will venture so far as to try PB & nanner.

1:15 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

I know I'm about 2 hours late with this, but there is a correlation between meth and Mt. Dew. It seems that the tweekers who use use the shake and bake method (low volume, low quality) prefer to cook their meth in Mt. Dew bottles because the green tint makes the gases coming off the product look "cool."

On another note...It is possible to find the Cokes in the small glass bottles that are made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup. They are going to cost you more than a nickel though. Check our your local Mexican grocery store. Some will carry it, some won't. They still make real coke in Mexico.

Finally, I will be forced to revisit my treatise on what I'd like to do to Bear Bryant's corpse if anyone thinks they hate UAT more than me.

Go out there and pimp slap a bammer today! Tell 'em you did cause J-Z said so!

1:16 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

put it on a stick?

1:18 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

That would be too good for him.

1:21 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

JZ's bringing the knowledge and the hate.

1:22 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

The bizarre Saban worship never stops amazing me. We beat his butt at LSU and we will beat it at Bama. Why would we mind having Saban around? Beating up Mike Shula was like kicking a puppy. Beating Saban is more special, it is like kicking a hobbit.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

j-z, I was talking 'bout when you're finished, assuming there's anything left of it.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

In a way, you have to like Saban. He appears to hate Bama fans too.

1:32 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

My two favorite things:
1. Auburn
2. Food

That's why HABOTN is simply the best.

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just got verizon DSL and I am not sure abou it. I had cable before.

1:35 PM  
Blogger michael said...

My favorite sandwich is a fried banana peanut butter and jelly sandwich dipped in ketchup with shredded onions in it.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Is DJ Howard's coach at Lincoln really Chris Farley? Inquiring minds want to know.

1:36 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Chris Farley would have been a great coach if he used his "Matt Foley" persona.

1:39 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Funniest post of the day

Steve said, "In a way, you have to like Saban. He appears to hate Bama fans too."

1:43 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I won't eat tomatoes on sandwiches or burgers, but I will eat tomatoes in soups and I will eat fried green tomatoes, as well as ketchup.

1:44 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

I just love it when I post something pro AU but not anti bammer in any way on my FB page, and stupid bama fans have to bust up with a big RTR. Like I don't already know that they are stupid bama fans. Seriously, if I posted something anti bama, I can see busting in and standing up for their school, but just because I say something good about Auburn?

Good grief, even typing RTR makes me feel dirty. I hate all things Bammer. I'm getting pi$$ed just sitting here thinking about it.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Welcome back Omnica!!! There has been something missing in my life and I just realized it was you!!!

1:44 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

yea Monnie.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

awww shucks
Thanks, Steve
:-)

1:46 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

and Scottie

1:46 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

j-z....

I kinda get ill when I see the letters wde together..

1:46 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

proving, once again, Faker is a masochist

1:48 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

J-Z ...

Three words of advice:

"Delete as Friend"

1:48 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

If they weren't fraternity brothers and hot chicks, I would.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

FSJ ...

How did your recent BBQ competition go?

Did the new grill shaped like a Dodge Charger perform up to expectations, or was it another Gadsden bust like Jerrell Harris?

Just kiddin'.

1:50 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Can't say that I blame you j-z...

Hot chicks trump school loyalty.

It's part of the Male Creed.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RTR


nice

1:51 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

couple things:
My problem with weight isn't soda, its chinese buffets and barbecue ribs. I get it I understand , I should stop, but can't seem to find the willpower yet.

My drink is/was Fresca. LOOOOVE Fresca. Just reminds me of happy times.

the end

1:51 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Hot chicks don't have the UAT virus.

Just sayin'.

1:51 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Jet,

We finished fourth. It was our second time out at a contest so we were pleased.

We also got an offer or two to do catering. Don't know if we are interested in that.

The grill worked fine. It is not shaped like a Charger, which I pushed for...Instead it is shaped like Julio's Tahoe.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I am in perfect shape. A sphere is a perfect shape, right?

1:52 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Well FSJ that should get a few more racks of ribs on it, right?

1:54 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

My Tommy,

You wear those Chinese buffet's well and ribs well.

;-)

1:54 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Mon ... you win.

1:56 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

So, nobody has a ruling on my urge to push the poor homeless dude into traffic for wearing a bammer hat?

1:57 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

mrtommy,

We can fit a ton of ribs on this sucker.

For competitions, we generally cook 5-6 slabs and pick our six best ribs for the turn in box.

1:58 PM  
Blogger michael said...

PF, if he is homeless and without some limbs, it is not OK to make his situation any worse by making fun of him or pushing him in the road. However, it is acceptable to go through any means necessary to make an annoying UAT fan become legless and homeless.

1:59 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

PF,

Push him into traffic. He's faking anyway.

2:00 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Peter, give him a big War Eagle and give him some cash. THEN you'll see if someone just gave him the hat or if he's truly needy

2:00 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Buy him an Auburn hat

2:01 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Even better, throw one of those stupid "Got 12?" shirts out in the street before you do it. I'll swear the dude rolled himself out there to get it. I don't care if I'm two time zones away.

2:02 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I'm going with J-Z. The rest of you don't have enough hate.

2:03 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

So FSJ, is the only way to get a chance to eat the delicious treats at these barbecue competitions, is to be a judge or a team member? I've been to 2 and haven't eaten a rib or slice of meat yet.

2:04 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

And then have ElToro do unspeakable things to the corpse. Or is that too much?

2:04 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

HABOTN seems to have suffered from an ElToro deficiency lately. I'm bringing ElToro back.


HDT Baby!

2:06 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

PF ...

I would say pushing, forearm shivering, and chop blocking are acceptable forms of activity.

2:06 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Well you never know if an evil bammer gave the poor fella the hat just to see an Auburn person do that to another Auburn guy ... just sayin

2:07 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

can you chop block a guy with no legs? cool.

2:09 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

mrtommy,

Pretty much. The health departments are pretty strict about that stuff.

The one in Gadsden also had vendors that sold BBQ, but the teams weren't supposed to give any out.

2:14 PM  
Blogger patdyeswildturkey said...

Does anybody subscribe to Phillip Marshalls site, undercover, he had a paid only article today on who (freshman) he heard was impressive in summer workouts.

2:16 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

PDWT ...

The article extolled the virtures of about 10 of the freshmen -- you can probably guess who they are -- as well as a certain JUCO transfer LB.

2:20 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Hark...is there an ElToro sighting?

2:22 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Yeah, I figured as much. It's VERY tough to walk around with all those smells and the smoke and the atmosphere and not be able to taste any of the good stuff.

And the vendors don't seem to be ANYWHERE near the league of the competitors

2:24 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

And I've killed the thread. Woo Hoo!!!

2:35 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I'm here to revive it.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I'm all over Mama G's like ants a picnic.

2:37 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Salsa, I don't want to inflate your ego, but solid points earlier. And I agree with one of them...it's time for some football. NFL preseason, first week of August, though I'm not convinced it will satisfy my craving for the college variety.

2:38 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Like ElToro on Nick Satan's lifeless corpse?

2:39 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Who would win, Eltoro or a hurricane?

2:39 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

ElToro would throw Windows Vista into the hurricane, causing it to instantly freeze up.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Speaking of hurricane...Steve, what's the status of that Chris Todd Warning?

2:41 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Eltoro just looks at Windows Vista and it locks itself up in sheer terror.

And it was a trick question, Eltoro is The Hurricane.

2:42 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

I heard they decided to bottle ElToro's sweat. They call it Diet Mt. Dew...On A Stick!

2:44 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

There it is again...

2:44 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

We did manage to bottle some of his sweat, infused it with 100 proof Bammer hate. We call it "Full Throttle."

2:46 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Dun Nuh....Dun Nuh...

2:46 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I'm feeling a flip is imminent.

2:47 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

So who gets the 400?

2:48 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

No shark references please.

2:48 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Here's the setup!

2:48 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Here it comes.

2:48 PM  
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