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*1971 Heisman Trophy winner
*SEC Player of the Year in 1970 and 1971
*MVP of Gator Bowl (1970) and Sugar Bowl (1971)
*Enshrined in the College Football Hall of Fame, Class of 1991


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Blogger j-z said...

Woot Woot.

10:03 PM  
Blogger missinit said...

Before we get to #6 I just have to give one last shout out for #7:

Happy Pat Sullivan Day!

Back in 1970 as a freshmen, little did I know the work out my neck was going to get for the next two years. Sullivan to Beasley ...sweet!

Personal trivia: I got Pat's accounting book which I kept and did not sell back to J&M....well it has his name in it with Sewell Hall under it. Anyway I choose to believe it really was was his.)

I would love for my neck to get the same kind of workout this year...that would be AUsome!

10:03 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

You are obviously Miss Mary Maceachren.

10:04 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

I'm thinking 13-37 victory, Jethro.

10:05 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Somehow, I think we're gonna hang 41 on them.

10:05 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

My mom just joined FB...

10:06 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

I've seen your statuses. I think you're safe.

10:06 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

That book is a gem and our collective necks will get a work out this year.

10:07 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

I dont post anything bad... I'm not worried... it's just weird... I don't view her as the 'social website' type person.

10:08 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Apparently the Prattville O-Line watched Meerkat Manor last year too. They gave up 8 sacks. Prattville loses 14-11.

10:09 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

That's why I am just a facebook stalker. I think my son would be a little freaked if his mom was posting on his wall.

10:10 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

It's like the microwave oven, DMiller, eventually everyone caved in and got one.

10:11 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

y'all are dead up in here tonight!

10:11 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Wait...Cincy's on Fb? Why wasn't I told?

10:13 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Ouch... tough one for the nation's #10 ranked team.

10:14 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Nope, no account. I just lurk from my niece's account :)

10:14 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

It gives my heart joy to know that I will be in some Auburn bar one week from this moment.

10:14 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

lmao I have a confession

I thought it was dead in here because my page wasn't refreshed


i'm a goob

10:15 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

It's not dead, but it is on life support

10:16 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

What happened to THT?

10:16 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Has Steve been on here at all today?

10:16 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

no, it's not dead i just hadn't turned the page

10:17 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Dr. Stevenstein has been working privately with his creation, Toddzilla.

10:17 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

How will our kicking game be this year?

10:18 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

ehyou you think I'm Miss Mary Maceachren?? Really? Why??

10:18 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Improved, J-Z, or someone's going on a stick.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

I think we may need to send someone to check on THT.... I'm not sure 2.0 ever released her hostages, and we know THT cannot do without his ice cream for very long.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

and how cool is ehyou that he's seen Gasford Park!?!? you must have been really, really drunk when you watched it

10:19 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

No doubt. I need some senseless violence. Either that or Nyquil.

10:20 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

I will most definitely be going back to my concoction of Tylenol PM, Hydromet, and Nyquil tonight...

10:21 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I dig murder-mysteries.

10:24 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

I wanna party with DMiller.

10:24 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Heath Evans had a TD for the Saints today.

10:25 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

me too - and british movies and that whole upstairs/downstairs/class thing

now why am i Miss Mary Maceachren?

10:25 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I think it's the attraction to Parker, but i'm not sure why.

10:28 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

j-z, everybody had a TD for the Saints today vs. da Raiders

10:30 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

it's probably her wide eyed innocence


10:31 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

True...but I didn't realize he was still playing.

10:32 PM  
Blogger j-z said...


10:32 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

well that goes without saying

10:34 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Interesting story here ...

Former and current players allege Michigan is breaking practice rules.

10:34 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

ehyou lol @ your new pic
I can't think of his name!! Starts with a P right?

10:37 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

But I thought Rodriguez was a cornerstone of ethics....I'm sorry, I can't even say that with a straight face.

10:38 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Hercule Poirot!!

10:39 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Hercule Poirot

10:39 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

I love me some HP!

10:40 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I've been telling y'all DickRod is a scuzzer for a year. Nobody listens to me.

ehyou - I, like Mary, find Parks (Clive Owen) most delicious.

10:40 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

yes! I knew it was a P lol

10:41 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

David Suchet was a great Poirot

10:41 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Was somebody saying something?

10:42 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

funny boy

10:42 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Why do you guys think $puat wanted DikRod??

Anybody watching SportsCenter? Did Shelley Smith just say that some dude for USC crapped their clavicle? Or am I hearing things?

10:45 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

The ladies are mystery connoisseurs, why am I not surprised?

10:46 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

It's the cough syrup talking, DMiller.

CoachRod was the reaction after Saban initially turned them down ... they wanted a face card ... then whatever happened to scare off CoachRod occurred.

After that, the PTB of UAT decided no matter what it took, no matter how long they had to wait, they were going to get Saban.

10:48 PM  
Blogger THT 2.0, G.G. said...

cincy- THT fell asleep with the lights on

10:49 PM  
Blogger THT 2.0, G.G. said...

about an hosr and half ago

10:49 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

2.0 Make sure he's drooling then take his picture and post it!!!

10:49 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Goodnight boys and girls.

10:50 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

I haven't taken anything yet... just misheard her I guess...

Either way it was Ronald Johnson, USC's starting WR that crapped his clavicle, out 6-8 weeks.

10:51 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Is it wrong for me to relish the struggles of historically good programs?

10:53 PM  
Blogger THT 2.0, G.G. said...

correction: THT fell asleep two and a half hours ago....and that was way past he bed time

10:53 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

'bout to get horizontal.


10:54 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I have visions of the two grandpas on Christmas Vacation.

11:00 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Grumpy old Men, Part II

11:02 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Which one would play Walter Mathaeu's part?

11:03 PM  
Blogger THT 2.0, G.G. said...

I wasn't old enough to see Grumpy Old Men part 1 when it came out... it's almost before my time

11:11 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Puhleeze... how old are you? Grumpy Old Men isn't that old!

11:12 PM  
Blogger THT 2.0, G.G. said...

if there's a character who's scowls when furious but to passive to actually confront somebody, that's who THT would be.

11:14 PM  
Blogger THT 2.0, G.G. said...

Grumpy old men was released in 1993.... my parents wouldn't let me watch pg-13 movies when i was 5.

11:16 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Your homework assignment is to watch Grumpy Old Men... it's a classic... everyone should see it.

11:18 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Now that I feel old, I'm going to take my concoction and pass out.

Happy hunting folks...

11:19 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Let's just go to Final Jeopardy, shall we? The category is; I can't believe this, the Final Jeopardy category is 'Famous Mothers'.

Hah, Hah, Hah; My day has finally come, Trebek.

11:36 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

I'm awake now. Let's party.

12:11 AM  
Blogger THT 2.0, G.G. said...

"I'm coming up so you better get this party started
I'm coming up so you better get this party started

Get this party started on a Saturday night
Everybody's waiting for me to arrive
Sending out the message to all of my friends
We'll be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz
I got lots of style, check my gold diamond rings
I can go for miles if you know what I mean.

I'm coming up so you better get this party started"

12:16 AM  
Blogger THT 2.0, G.G. said...

btw, that's by Pink

12:16 AM  
Blogger THT 2.0, G.G. said...

g'night, j-z. i'm going to bed. catch you on the flip side.

12:18 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

The eagle flies on Friday, Saturday I go out to play.

12:19 AM  
Blogger JgobravesHAG said...

then there were 6

12:23 AM  
Blogger j-z said...

What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

That's some Conan the Barbarian there.

12:27 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

You people need to go to bed

12:40 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Uh oh, we're in trouble.

12:41 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Who's in trouble?

12:42 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Happy Damien Postell day!

12:50 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Good morning Hotties!!!

Molly dog has decided, since MrsTHT left, that she needs to get up every night at 3:30 and go out. Which means I have to get up. Of course, now that I'm up this morning, guess who's still sound asleep in bed? She's a rotten little rat.

5:50 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I received my copy of the MA's Coaches Confidential magazine yesterday. The first thing I did was call the local HAZMAT team to remove pages 5-18.

Ok, I just tore them out myself, but I was very careful to sanitize my hands thoroughly after touching those pages.

The article on the Chiziks (pages 20-30) by Writer Tate is outstanding, just as one would expect.

5:54 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

For those of you without the print edition,

JayGT's article in this morning's paper is Auburn's Malzahn makes a balanced spread

6:16 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

morning THT. luckily Tucker slept in till 7am ET. that doesn't happen often.

by this time next week we'll be snuggled in our beds dreaming about our big victory over LA Tech. yippee.

6:30 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Hi Scottie B -


HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL 911

Out town has been INVADED BY PUPPETS

6:48 AM  
Blogger j-z said...

HABOTN: The Puppet Wars.

It has begun.

7:32 AM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

6! 6! 6! 6! 6! 6 days till kickoff!!

Sorry. I was having a little flashback. Must be the puppets.

8:16 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representatives:

Yesterday, August 29, 2009 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of HABOTN was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Puppetania.

HABOTN was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Puppetania, was still in conversation with its government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Southeastern Conference.

Indeed, one hour after Puppet air squadrons had commenced bombing in the HABOTN island of the Struttin' Duck, the Puppet Ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent HABOTN message. And, while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.

It will be recorded that the distance of Wire Road from Puppetania makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Puppet Government has deliberately sought to deceive the HABOTN by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

The attack yesterday on the Struttin' Duck has caused severe damage to HABOTN naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many HABOTN lives have been lost. In addition, HABOTN ships have been reported torpedoed on Lake Martin between Kowliga and Chimney Rock.

Yesterday the Puppet Government also launched an attack against J&M Bookstore.

Last night Puppet forces attacked Cheeburger Cheeburger.

Last night Puppet forces attacked Old Foy.

Last night Puppet forces attacked the Surfside Water Park.

Last night the Puppet Forces attacked the second location of Momma Goldberg's.

And this morning the Puppets attacked the Raptor Center.

Puppetania has therefore undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Lee County area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the
HABOTN have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.

As Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense, that always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us.

No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the HABOTN people, in their righteous might, will win through to absolute victory.

I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us.

Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.

With confidence in our armed forces, with the unbounding determination of our people, we will gain the inevitable triumph. So help us God.

I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Puppetania on Saturday, August 29, 2009, a state of war has existed between the United States of HABOTN and the Puppet Empire.

8:24 AM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

Oh geez .. not another war!

8:41 AM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Boy I must have missed a lot last night!

It's game week.....woo hoo

Jet, how is your wife?

Now that I've posted, it's time for Jet to start a new thread!!!

8:59 AM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Oops.......not Jet, JGT!

9:00 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Hi Aero!

At least this one is domestic. I'll take Molly dog down to the fire station. Those puppets will be eviscerated and decapitated by lunch time. Good thing she's had her shots. There's a high incidence of rabies and other dreadful diseases amongst those puppets.

9:06 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

JayGT - can you have the sports editor fix this online poll:
How will Alabama finish this season?
8-4 or worse

The correct option, 0-1, is not listed.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

j-z -

you will be pleased with this comment from Ben Tate, courtesy of Evan's article in today's Mobile paper:

"We're still doing some type of hitting," he said. "You still can get tough — even if we're running around in shorts and shoulder pads. As long as you're hitting each other and doing it with intensity, pants really don't matter."

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THT...Sound the alarms...the puppets have infiltrated the fire department and seemingly have decided to bring us down from within. It is imperative to get Molly Dog in there now to sniff out the infiltrators.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Jeremy Eubanks said...

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9:51 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i'm sure Dear Leader will appreciate B.Tate's comments.

my goodness, the Strutting Duck is really close to my sister's place. maybe i can convince them to sit down with her over a few longnecks and work this thing out.

9:58 AM  
Blogger Bfoster18 said...

Little Train Lionel James, the pride of Albany, GA.


10:06 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

THT, why encourage J-Z with that quote??

10:25 AM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

I just learned how to be world ruler. Feel free to quiz me.

10:56 AM  
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