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10.02.2009

First Post: Friday of Week Five

Hey everyone. Swell campfire last night. I love that we can get such great participate without a lot of notice. Thursday nights are alright for Campfiring®!

I'm pretty bummed about not being able to get to Knoxville until tomorrow. I wish the UT-bound HOTTIES could have convened for some casual dining on the river. So it goes. Calhoun's will be missed. Or Ye Olde Steakhouse. Or wherever Scottie was going to suggest.

Here's the Auburn situation at this moment:

TODAY'S STORIES

PREVIOUS STORIES

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TODAY'S SCHEDULE
Not much going on today. I'll be taking call-ins tonight, chilling with Wifey this afternoon. May go to the Catholic-ACA game to see Fr. Troncale, college football fan. He's always fun.

Not much else to report. I'll be headin' up to Knoxville tomorrow morning.

Here's what the next few days look like. All times are CDT:

Fri., Oct. 2, OFF
Sat., Oct. 3, at Tennessee, 6:45 p.m. (ESPN)
Sun., Oct. 4, 5 p.m.
Mon., Oct. 5, OFF
Tue., Oct. 6, 4:30 p.m. (Chizik presser at 11:30 a.m.; some players available at 11:50 a.m.)
Wed., Oct. 7, 4:30 p.m.
Thu., Oct. 8, 4:30 (Tiger Talk at 7 p.m.)
Fri., Oct. 9, OFF
Sat., Oct. 10, at Arkansas, time TBA (network TBA)

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391 Comments:

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Blogger Jay 'W. not Tate' said...

oops...WDE...off to good ole Rocky Bottom land in 2 hours!!!

12:22 PM  
Blogger Jay 'W. not Tate' said...

...and yes, the 1st post had substance...

12:22 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Still does.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

Calhoun's is good eating. I miss it.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Jay 'W. not Tate' said...

...it was just misspelled substance so I deleted it ;-)

12:23 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

UcheaT is going down...

12:23 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

that's the plan Faker, that's the plan.

12:24 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

uh maize ing substance

12:24 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Jays are everywhere! WAR EAGLE!!!

12:25 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

What kind of moron would delete a first post?

12:25 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I advise almost nobody to D.W.I.D.

12:26 PM  
Blogger Jay 'W. not Tate' said...

WDE to you THT...can't believe you guys let a 'newcomer' grab the top of the post spot on a game weekend!

I've posted under different handles before, but very rarely...been reading for a couple years--before the switch to the Advertiser site, and then to this site even.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

That's really FAH when you can delete a post and then still get in two more before anybody else.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

It's official, LaGarrette Blount wasn't really suspended for the whole year. He'll play again. On the compassion front, Chip Kellly > Roger Goodell.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Jay 'W. not Tate' said...

Big Snacks, I deleted it...mistyped...was able to recover and put an appropriate post before anyone else snagged the spot!

Guess I'm the new FAH!

12:28 PM  
Blogger Jay 'W. not Tate' said...

PPL + McCalebb = Jay 'W. not Tate' fast

12:29 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Speaking of suspensions, anybody have any inside info on Byron Isom? Last I heard, it sounded like he would not play. Sorry if I missed any posts related to this.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Eddie said...

I don't get the Oregon deal. Why not just say indefinite suspension instead of season suspension.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

FAH is not arrogant. I call shenanigans....and my post was a self depreciating joke.

12:31 PM  
Blogger scottie b HATES UT! said...

Jay G, we'll be rollin' on the river outside Calhoun's tomorrow. holla.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

I hereby declare the first comment in a thread to be post of shame.

12:32 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

What time are you guys going to be there tomorrow Scottie?

12:32 PM  
Blogger scottie b HATES UT! said...

i'll be there no later than 10am. probably earlier. most of the posse will be there by noon. ET of course.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

PF - sounds like you want me to post first every time.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

THT2.0 - if you happen by and see this, try google message again. I'll try to be looking more carefully.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

You're depreciating, PF? I'll pass on to all those people who don't read your posts that they have even less value than they did previously. ;)

12:39 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

I hadn't considered that, THT, but you might be the best we have. The prestige and pride from the 88 post might balance out the shame of post 1. It would provide balance that the HABOTN is lacking.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Jay 'W. not Tate' said...

just trying to get a couple laughs 'Big Snacks'...that's it man...I actually thought the posts were funny myself. There's nothing I do that is as fast as 23.

12:42 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

Good catch, Choco. Yes, I have a contra-asset account that stores the lost value of my posts, and I expense out the cost of me HABOTNing while I should be earning.

THT, I found your missing vowels. They're appearing in my post.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

You lost me, Jay-dub. Michael will find me, though, probably wandering amongst his goats, and return me to wherever I need to be.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

PF - you're gonna be in hot water with the Queen of Habotn if he finds you near his goats... which we won't ask him about.

12:47 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Nice, PF. Unfortunately, that reminds me that I should be QuickBooking instead of HABOTNing right now.

12:49 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

Good DWWD article, Jay. I am sold on DWWD and have been since before I ever heard of it. I have long had the belief that it is the ability of coaches to get the players to correctly execute and offense is much more important than what the offense is. Spurrier wasn't great because of the fun and gun, he was great because he could get his players to execute it. It is why I am not so into what offense should be installed. I am purely interested in coaching and how they are able to get players to execute the offense.

12:52 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Spurrier was great because he was the 1st coach at Florida to realize that if you market the school properly it pretty much recruits itself.

12:58 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

My guess is that Isom plays and I do like the indefinite suspension concept.

1:00 PM  
Blogger michael said...

PF, don't touch my effin goats! If you are in the field with them, go to the phone both in the middle of the field. Get in it, close the door, and dial 6766. When someone answers and asks you what the weather is like, say "the perfect storm with george clooney". He will give you further directions

If you did touch a goat, open the phone book in the phone booth to page 56. Scratch and sniff the part of the page between "Barlow, Jerry C" and "Beatty, Ned J". This is the antidote.

Don't ask me about my business.

1:00 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

Recruiting doesn't necessarily translate to winning.

1:01 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

What if the goat he touched had a scarlet letter on it?

1:03 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Are you calling me a goat, Scott Chocolate?

You know mond made me put on the scarlet letter. Do I have to wear it forever now?

1:07 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

Is it a scarlet letter tattoo?

1:08 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I misread that as elfin goats. I was beginning to think Michael's bidness is pygmy goats.

1:08 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Does the phone booth look like a British police box which takes you to other dimensions of time and space?

1:09 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I never said recruiting = winning.

I just said Spurrier was the first Florida coach to properly market the school to players that could help him build a winner there.

People used to call Florida "the arrogance of USC with the tradition of South Carolina" until Spurrier got there.

1:10 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Michael,
i would really like to see inside your brain and see how it works. It is fascinating!

1:15 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Cincy,

If there are enough people interested in the inside of Michael's brain, I think for the right amount of money I can set up a tour for everyone.

However just know that you'll never be the same.

1:16 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I imagine a phone booth scene akin to the original Get Smart series opening. Seems right up Michael's alley.

1:18 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

"the tradition of South Carolina"

OUCH!

BTW, as of this moment, South Carolina is a whopping one game above .500 in their illustrious football history

1:19 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Does that mean it's safe to assume that Monica is not tending to your goat herd?

1:22 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Hey everybody, shameless plus time again from my bro's blog. He posted this earlier, but I wanted to post it again. It's an depth perspective from a UT fan heading into the game. My first time linking, so hopefully I do it right. If not, feel free to channel your Jimmy Fallon and say, "Move!"

A Tennessee Fan’s Perspective

1:24 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Careful Scott. You know she's lurking.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

I can plead ignorance. I'm not even clear on what happened to cause her to leave. I must have been absent that day.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Speaking of leaving - where's Luv? Did something happen with her in one of my out of town and away from HABOTN weeks recently?

1:31 PM  
Blogger Brother Jet said...

1,000 students -- kindergarten through 12th grade -- armed with thunder sticks, party horns and kazoos for the Homecoming pep rally -- all shoehorned into the gym. Praise the Lord and pass the Advil.

1:31 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Norm - Luv had invited Monica to attend AU/WV game long before Monica departed HABOTN. Monica left HABOTN right before WV game and Luv has been awfully scarce since that game :-(

1:33 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

That's sad. It's just supposed to be a fun place to come and goof off and talk about Auburn. Feelings really shouldn't get hurt.

1:36 PM  
Blogger michael said...

cincy - I would love to show you the inside of my brain, but I think that would be fatal unless we used some type of radiographic method (of which Luv is an expert on... wherever she is). I am not sure how much this would reveal about me, except there is a formation of blood vessels in my frontal lobe that seem to spell "beef"

1:37 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

That's around the last I can recall seeing anything from Luv. Just wasn't sure if there'd been another "official" departure that I didn't know about.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

WDE

1:38 PM  
Blogger michael said...

PF was a pretty big a-hole to Luv a few weeks back. He does that from time to time. 'bummer, you should have some sort of disclaimer in your posts about how you are an a-hole to everyone, and you're really not picking on people or anything.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Michael - clearly, you don't recall Ray Liotta and Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs Part Deux.

1:39 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I absolutely recall the PF/Luv exchange and said he needed to take that comment back as it was uncalled for. I'll blame Snacks for the lack of Luv now.

1:40 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Yay! I got PF blamed for Luv leaving, though I have no evidence of it.

He's a witch! BUUUUURRRNNN HIIIIMMMM!!!!!!!

1:42 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I take this stuff very personal. One wrong word and it's splittsville for me.

*Sarcasm alert*

I second RK's sentiment.

1:43 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

burning witches is one of my all-time favorite things to do

1:43 PM  
Blogger scottie b HATES UT! said...

i needed a good laugh MJT.

PF as a witch. nice. or is he a warlock? hhhmmm.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

yeah but she is a woman, and women tend to have those things they call "feelings". I do not understand them

1:44 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Women: can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up. (that's a quote from a favorite mmovie of my youth, Major League 2)

1:48 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I'd like to issue a standing apology to anyone I may offend in the future. I didn't mean to do it.

1:48 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I'd like to issue a statement: you guys are a bunch of idiots.

1:49 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Rube Baker? Is that you?

1:49 PM  
Blogger Brother Jet said...

I've learned that witches are better if you cook 'em slowly like barbecue.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

Michael, can I borrow Kristina to spread the disclaimer after my posts? I think we need to add "Frankenbummer was likely joking" to it, though. I'll pay $.014/week for the service. I'd do the whole 14 cents amount, but I figure she'll still be working for you, and this will just be a small part of her job.


I stand by whatever comments I made, including any possible ensuing apologies for being generally grumpy. Just remember that witches are rarely an a-holes to someone that doesn't start in on them first.

1:50 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

FYI, Jack Parkman is a huge Vol fan in real life. The women love him.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

That's true jet, witch meat is super tough

1:51 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

Michael, I'd like to kick you in the teeth.

1:52 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I would like to issue a standing apology for the lack of apology that would follow anytime that I have offended anyone in the future.

1:53 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

sucka!! Michael ain't got no teeth

1:53 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Well, I have previously forbidden Kristeeniha from taking other jobs, but since it is for a friend... sure, you can borrow her.

And I know you are trying to use the witch metaphor to say you aren't combative unless provoked, but don't witches search people out to be mean to them? You know, go capture kids and put them in ovens and such? Just questioning your metaphor logic, thats all. Don't be offended and leave forever.

1:54 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

It is official. I am in TN!! In Sevierville? No idea, just know that it is a cool cabin and with the family.

533 miles.

1:54 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Stolen from a friends facebook post...

Somebody please tell me they have seen the Captain D's commercial about their new ribs. That dude singing freakin cracks me up......Fall off that bone baby!!!

1:54 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Yeah, Harrison's right. I have a family history of teeth cancer so I had them removed at a young age.

1:55 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Peter,
I don't want to take business away from Kristina, but she already has a job. I need to make some money really quick. So could you post a bunch of times and be really mean, so I can apologize for you? I will do it for $0.013 per answer. I only have to answer 77 times to make a dollar, so only about 28,875,000 times to buy my condo. I'm hard up for money.

1:55 PM  
Blogger michael said...

My teeth, not my family. I did not have my family removed at a young age. At least, not to avoid tooth cancer anyway.

1:56 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

You know, witches get a bad rap. You think that witch sought out hansel and gretle? Not likely. Those kids broke into her house and were trying to steal her junk. She was a hermit that lived by herself deep in the woods.

You think the wicked witch woke up one day and pegged dorothy? Nope. Dorothy brutally murdered her sister. She was just trying to bring a smidgen of justice into the world.

1:56 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

So by the term "wicked witch" they mean "wicked good" and she was just from Boston?

1:58 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

That's a little more than I wanted to pay, but in the spirit of the economy, I think we can work something out Cincy. You're hired.

1:59 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Cincy, I believe Harrison can supply you with some information about making money in the gas business. If memory serves, the going rate is $3.75. That's a heck of a lot more than you're going to get from PF.

1:59 PM  
Blogger scottie b HATES UT! said...

come by and see us tomorrow AU1! :)

2:00 PM  
Blogger scottie b HATES UT! said...

crap. BEASLEY plus 1.

2:00 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

OK, Peter apologizes to Hansel & Gretel and to Dorothy for slandering them in his previous post. 1 down, 28,874,999 to go. Condo, here I come!

2:00 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

SC,
Maybe I can come make chocolate?

2:01 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

Scottie, you're a failure. You should experience the shame that only comes from a first comment.

2:02 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Perhaps, but if you do, I must have some assurance that you are not concurrently working for Harrison. PF would probably be okay.

2:03 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

I tried to email Luv, but her email address is no longer valid.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Roland said...

If you had issued a separate apology to Hansel Gretel and witch you would have 3 down. I knew a wiccan once...she was actualy HOT!

2:04 PM  
Blogger Roland said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

2:05 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

SC,
I'm afraid that probably wouldn't work as I would eat more chocolate than I made. I am a chocoholic. But I am not working for Harrison, gas is too smelly.

2:05 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

yeah I may have to drop the prices of my farts. They're just not selling at $3.75. In fact, I have given many away for free and by accident

2:05 PM  
Blogger cincytiger said...

Roland,
You are too smart. Can I work for you?

2:06 PM  
Blogger scottie b HATES UT! said...

i had never heard of a Wiccan.

goddess worship....interesting.

2:08 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Harrison, that's a big part of marketing. Keep doing what you're doing, but just try varying your diet a bit.

2:08 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

Scottie B where will you B?

2:08 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I bet I know someone who knows how to reach Luv. And I ain't talkin bout PF Snacks Frankenbummer.

2:09 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Do you think the Iowans have taken Luv hostage?

2:14 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

well, ScottieB, at least the intent was there.

I guess I'll just have to quit my day job so I can devote full attention to honoring The Human Deer.

2:15 PM  
Blogger scottie b HATES UT! said...

we'll be at Calhoun's on the River. going to set up an orange/navy tent in a grassy area at the end of the parking lot. that's the plan anyways. look for the people wearing shirts that say NO DROPS! :)

2:15 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

At what time?

2:17 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You know, if I died, none of the Hotties would really know. About 3 weeks later, you would all be like "What happened to Michael? Someone must have pissed him off!"

2:19 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I like it that way, that way there is no questioning.

2:19 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

I knew a Wiccan once too. I couldn't tell if she was hot or not because she always looked like she just got back from Bonnaroo.

2:20 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I dated a girl once who decided that she was a Wiccan, then lost interest.

Apparently there is a trial period or something.

2:21 PM  
Blogger scottie b HATES UT! said...

AU1, just sent you an email. between 10 & noon. someone is going to drop me off i the morning down there so i'll be there earlier than that.

2:21 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I just got to chat with THT2.0 via Google! That made me happy!

She's still loving Florence and is travelling this weekend with some of her classmates. But first she downloaded the HABOTN posts to her laptop to stay entertained and to preserve her broadband quota.

2:21 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

Scottie, we may happen by your Calhoun's campout. I'm at the mercy of my clan though, I may be overruled.

2:23 PM  
Blogger michael said...

OK PF, after reading your view I think I see the witch parallelism. Witches are known for escalating thing. If you wander too close to her house, instead of chewing you out and making you leave, a witch tries to cook and eat you. True, she was wrong first, but she just went a tad bit over the top with her retribution.

When someone disagrees with frankenbummer, he takes it up a couple of notches and attacks their intelligence and value as a human being, much like a witch would do. BUUUURRRRNNNN HIIIMMMMM!!!!

2:23 PM  
Blogger scottie b HATES UT! said...

that's a good idea to download the comments & read 'em later. that's a smart gal.

2:23 PM  
Blogger scottie b HATES UT! said...

cool Sean. it's not the easiest place to get to b/c of the lack of parking but if you get down to the water please stop by.

2:24 PM  
Blogger AU1N04 said...

Ok, I just replied. Thanks all.

2:24 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

So PF has made his way into the idiot club...you know the one I started when I ran off Macho Grande?

2:24 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

Wiccans are fun in their own way.

The most fun people I've hung out with are Sikhs.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

did I do that? I don't remember. I'm sorry. I'm a mean, horrible person.



Humans have value.....$5.99/lb

2:25 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

I know a Wiccan, too. She is not hot. I think she also worships Little Debbie.

I also knew a Roland while I was at AU. He was my brother's cat. Roland, you didn't get neutered at the AU Vet School back in the early 90's, did you?

2:26 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Sean, if you think PF is in your club, you must be an idiot!

2:26 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

oh wait, that was already established. I must be one, too.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

no, he wasn't neutered, but he did have a Thompson gun for hire.

2:28 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

you know who i think's an idiot..shia lebeauf

2:28 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I think Luv posted for quite awhile after the 'bummer incident in question... so I don't think he is worthy of joining the idiot club.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

...and THT gets his Warren Zevon reference in. This particular Roland ended with his parts gone on the other end.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

there was no incident. Ya'll be trippin up in hurr. I'm out.

2:31 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I hereby declare that if you don't appreciate Warren Zevon, you don't appreciate good music.

2:31 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

I remember at one Dirty Santa party the gift du jour was a membership card bestowing full membership and all the benefits pertaining to said membership in the "Idiots' Club." Ah good times.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

Odds of me getting a reply to the email I just sent to the-one-who-isn't-here stating:

"Where did Luv go? The Hotties are wondering why they haven't seen her around."

2:37 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

100%

2:38 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

Odds of it being nice?

2:40 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

This should be interesting.

2:42 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Does not compute.

2:43 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

Auburn analysis/preview coming up after the commercial on College Football Live on ESPN.

2:48 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

PF, tell us what they say.

2:51 PM  
Blogger scottie b HATES UT! said...

ok, hotties. i've got to run to prep the house for an AU invasion. my internet is down at the house but i have email on my phone so if anyone needs to holla tomorrow just send me an email and i'll get back with ya.

BEAT THE VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:54 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

Todd Blackledge of ESPN:

Auburn is little under the radar

we'll know more after this game

Auburn's offense has looked great and exciting

..but Tennessee's defense is really really good

first game on the road for Tigers

new challenge for new team

2:55 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Agree with TB.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

I just realized I could be an ESPN analyst. He didn't say anything that hasn't already been said. He's a compiler. I can be a compiler. And I have a closet of fancy neckwear.

2:59 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

But can you do Taste of the Town? That's what separates TB from most.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

That boy can put away some food.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I hope "new team" isn't a big deal. The 2004 AU team was a confident team loaded with sr talent when they went to Knoxville. The current AU team is loaded with newbies. I fear the "deer in headlights" reaction.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

Can I do it? You betcha. I've never actually seen it, but I've watched every episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, and I think it's essentially the same.

3:05 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Dude I would rock Taste of the Town. I'm the best food taster I've ever seen.

3:08 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Auburn analysis/preview for 22 seconds, then discussion about the top 5.

3:08 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Todd Blackledge is creepy.

3:10 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

I would not characterized this team as loaded with newbies, at least not in terms of the starting line-up and skill position players.

There are plenty of reasons that we will destroy Tennessee, drink their liquor, kiss their women, and pillage their homes. The easiest to see is to ask yourself which teams has the best excuse for losing?

3:11 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Hotties - I'm out. Dinner with friends tonight, take the future 4* to Six Flags tomorrow and back to the house no later than 6 to get him fed and bathed so I can watch the game in peace.

War Eagle and Keep Hate Alive.

And remember, if anything unpleasant should befall you and yours, you can feel free to blame it on PF.

3:11 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Auburn is unranked therefore irrelevant. Jerks.

3:12 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Whenever I feel irrelevant, I just start screaming so everyone looks at me. Or I type nonsense if it is a blog setting.

3:14 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

ehyou, I think you mean irreverent.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Loganville Tiger said...

The Vol's have one thing the Tigers don't....... Crompton...... That in itself almost guarantees an Auburn victory.

3:15 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Is it too late to get Iowa on the schedule? That'd be great.

3:16 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

I have considered the possibility of Ioway in a bowl game, and it would be intriguing.

3:17 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I guess I'll hang my hopes on the Outback Bowl.

3:18 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Wonder if Nick Stephens will play at any point.

3:18 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

New Shimmer is a floor wax. No, New Shimmer is a desert topping. Relax folks, New Shimmer is a floor wax and a desert topping. Ummmm, great taste. And look at that shine.

3:19 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

I am pretty sure there is an analogy there somewhere. I just haven't located it.

3:20 PM  
Blogger Roland said...

I checked out Zombieland last night and laughed hysterically the whole time. Very funny movie.

3:20 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Scottie!!! Got my cap! Hottieee Hooooooooo!!!

Yeah its great, thanks for doing that.

War Eagle! Beat UT! Kill the dawgs! Hate Bama!

3:21 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Thanks Roland. It looks like one of those that could be very good or very lame. On second thought, that's true for every movie.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Can I bring my Canon Xsi Digital SLR into Neyland Stadium?

3:29 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Matt...
Whatever that is, it sound expensive. Some drunk Vol would take great pleasure in it's destruction.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

It would probably blow their minds. Like when a caveman saw fire the first time

3:37 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

In a rare moment of seriousness I will tell you that video cameras are prohibited and "small cameras" are allowed.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Roland said...

Vols may be afraid the camera will steal their souls.

3:43 PM  
Blogger michael said...

jeez ehyou, tone down the seriousness a little, will ya? After all, it's PUPPET HOUR! AAAHHHHH!!!1!!11111

4:00 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

Will there be any updates on the rumored puppets/cornpone war?

4:02 PM  
Blogger michael said...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/stewart_mandel/10/01/week-5/index.html?eref=T1

SI picked against us! Aw hell, it's on now!!!!!

4:04 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I don't know what a cornpone is. Are they allies or enemies of a puppet?

4:04 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I'm pretty sure Luv was posting after Monica "quit," but I can't remember exactly.

4:11 PM  
Blogger Brother Jet said...

Bowl projection ...

Auburn vs. Iowa, Outback Bowl.

Jay G as the Grand Marshal for the Outback Bowl Parade

Steve FC as the Bloomin' Onion

J-Z as the Alice Springs Chicken

4:12 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

If she did leave because of that, it's a shame.

This really is not a hateful place at all. Monica asked me why I was "mean" to her and I told her that I found her "annoying."

She asked. I told.

That's the most hateful thing that's happened here.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Well, the SI guy was 4-6 on his picks last week and is only 20-20 for the year. He's also picking straight up instead of ATS.

Anyhoo, I'm outta here! War Eagle! Beat the Vols!

4:16 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

I am pretty sure cornpones are enemies of puppets, but I am uncertain. The cornpones we had in here earlier in the week may very well have been puppets in disguise.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

wait. who's annoying?

4:16 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

Annoying. Hmmm, now things are starting to come together.

4:18 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

Annoying is a matter of perspective. New Shimmer is a good example of perspective.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

If ESPN has Iowa in the lowly Outback Bowl, where do they have Penn State?

4:20 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

So, was this a case of a pity party? I mean, I am pretty sure I have annoyed everyone in here at one point or another. Now, I could be offended, but I tend to just take it as a feeling of accomplishment.

4:21 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

Penn State goes to the Rose Bowl. It is a new tradition. They do it any time Iowa beats them. It is kind of a punishment.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

Steve's Furry Cats has never offended me, no.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

roflolcopter@ Steve's Final Collision.

4:23 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

for the life of me, I can't find a web page that lists all the "taste of the town" restaurants featured by Todd Blackledge. Can some Hottie Geek help?

4:24 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Hey Jay, can I see a list of most annoying Hotties? I want to see if I made it.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Peter "Big Snacks" Frankenschmidt said...

Hey, THT, weren't you the Cabos fan?

4:28 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I told MonD that I thought MonD was annoying.

I like Luv.

Sorry for the confusion there.

4:29 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

THT...
I'm convinced said list doesn't exist. I think you've got a new project.

4:30 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'm annoyed. I want the TOT list!

I'm probably also annoying.

yes, PF, I don't know if I'll ever go to T'hassee, but if I do, that's where I'll eat.

4:33 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I like mond. Did you have a problem with her being around Jay, or are you accepting of annoying hotties as well?

Also, anyone remember the old Conan O'Brien sketch where a guy bangs two empty water jugs together and repeatedly says, "I am not annoying"? I used to do that from time to time.

4:34 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I think Todd Blackledge should shake things up and eat in a homeless shelter one of these days.

4:35 PM  
Blogger JD the Biscuitator said...

Jay G,

I loved the article. However it did read a little to me that there was quite a bit of difference in what DWWD means. Is that by design or do they really understand what Chiz means by it?

4:38 PM  
Blogger §teveFC said...

I thought MonD was okay. I really haven't got annoyed with anyone on here, even cornpones. Maybe I am just thicker skinned. I was hardened by years of al.com forums. That being said, I don't find Jay intolerant. It sounds like he may have just been being truthful. Don't ask a question if you aren't sure you want to hear the answer.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I hereby retract all questions I've asked on HABOTN.

4:41 PM  
Blogger JD the Biscuitator said...

Where would you rank Mon D's annoyability on the Longshore scale?

4:42 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

no offense to the fine posters on this page, but it's getting stale.

4:42 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

very stale

4:42 PM  
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