Your Late Update, 11/25
Hey everyone. We just spoke with offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn, who said a few things of interest.
I'll lead with those and add comments from a few others.
Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University
Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.
I'll lead with those and add comments from a few others.
- Gus Malzahn seemed more upbeat about TB Onterio McCalebb's status. If you'll recall, the freshman seemed to aggravate his ankle injury against Georgia. ``I think all of our guys -- they're all ready to go. The week off definitely helped for a lot of our guys."
- Malzahn on if he'll run some trickery against the Tide: ``Well we're going to do everything in our power to try to score points. Whatever that is and whatever they're giving us, hopefully we'll be able to take advantage of that. It's a big game, so we'll have to see."
- LB Craig Stevens about 36-0 last season: ``It was terrible, but so was the whole season ... so it was just a bad way to end the season. We're just trying to focus on just getting better and just not re-living that again."
- WR Darvin Adams on how playing the No. 2 team gets him excited: ``I think it brings out the best. The higher the other team's talent, it kind of brings out your talent. It's like if you're running a 40 and somebody's racing you, you probably run a 40 faster if somebody's racing you. So I think that will bring the best out of us, a big rivalry game. I think we'll be ready for it."
- WR/QB Kodi Burns on 36-0 last season: ``All of last year ... was just a big mess. So you think about it, but at the same time we really didn't give ourselves a chance, you know, running different offenses every game and everything being in total disarray. It was pretty difficult. But just the fact that we lost to them, I guess that was the hardest part."
- S Zaccheus Etheridge on watching the Georgia game at home: ``It's definitely hard for any player that loves the game and wants to be out there and knowing you want to be out there with the guys, your brothers that you go to work with every day. But you can't and you're not able to do it. It kind of hurts you. At the same time, things happen for a reason. It was kind of emotional sitting there and not being able to do, but seeing Ben in my jersey, they knew I was there not physically, but spiritually. That just lifted them up a little more."
Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University
Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.
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Thanks for remembering, PF. Mown by
New page, more hate!
it's a PAGE TURN OF HATE!!!!!!
Zookeeper has just made a surprise entrance on my list.
a HATE list? sorry, i'm late for the party.
Oops. Sorry. I spoke too soon. Zookeeper IS NOT on that list.
My hate can't wait for Page 3!
What are you talking about, Norm?
Norm..
Now that made me laugh.
We won't discuss my list.
Nothing. My mistake. You're safe K.
I'm not smitten. I was just hoping it was her name, because she has an uncanny resemblance to an ex who I'd rather not run into, whose name is not Carmela.
OK, Snacks ...
if it's not smitten, it must be smut!
LOL..
Peter.....Nobody wants their ex hanging out with them...
ALL my ex's live in Texas
or I thought they did. oopppps
ooooooh, that list. ha.
Disclaimer - anyone coming to my tailgate should like dogs. We will have three - Zeke, Nick and Huck, a Sheltie and 2 Goldens. They are very sweet and won't bother you if you tell them not to. But, if you are terrified of dogs it might not be a good place.
more than once she's seen me walking by on campus at Auburn, though, and emailed me asking if it was me. I politely pretend I don't use that email anymore.
Good night all
Hate waits for no man or is it Oh well
Only one thing terrifies me: J-Z, when he's drankin'.
I <3 dogs. I'm resting my arm on my little one right now. She's asleep and is a good armrest.
Why is that Jet?
Good thing you're rarely scared Jet.
have we heard from j-z? Where's he gonna be if he's not with Jet?
Peter you can't be my ex. I don't leave them alive.
That's funny right there I don't care who you are.
Brother Jet, i have seen a drunken J-
Z, and it IS terrifying. ;)
Cincy, Tucker will be making the trip to AU friday but he won't be on campus. wifey won't miss her family get-together on thurs. nite thus we have to leave early friday. i hope to drop him off in time to make Tiger Walk. that looks iffy, though.
Carmela wins post of the day
Can you be a Notable Newcomer in 30 minutes?
Yes.
OH NO, IT'S CARMELA! SHE FOUND YOU PF!!!!
Good night Hotties. I need some rest before the double shift followed by the long drive. Hopefully will see y'all at work tomorrow.
I'll be HATIN' UA-T in my sleep. Blissful sleep!
WARRRRRRRR EAGLE!!!
GO TIGERS!!!
That's it for me too. I've got to leave early to fight my way into the airport.
Not sure if J-Z has a ticket to the game. I've got my 4 ... but ElTurbo (son) didn't get the full student package, so he and his GF are sitting me, as is Stewardess (daughter).
Mrs. Jet is taking one for the team, working at the family store for Stewardess.
I'm out. Gotta lay more pipe tomorrow.
Keep the HATE hot !!
that's notable alright, Carmela...glad I never dated you. phwew.
Do you all know each other?
I know everyone and everyone knows me.
Edwin...nevermind.
Congrats Edwin.
Edwin ...
I remember when.
I can tell you are a fun guy to know Norm.
Family blog, Edwin.
and you all have dirty minds
Carmela,
Having known Norm for almost 30 years, I can tell you that you are colossally wrong.
Welcome to HABOTN After Dark, Carmela ;-)
some go way back. others, myself included, know nobody from anywhere but the interwebs. I always said I'd never want to meet anyone from here because it'd be awkward. I met Scottie B last week to buy a hat from him, and we did an awkward handshake (I went for the high five, he's more formal and went for a gentlemanly handshake- it turned out strange)...
In keeping with "hate", Blake was finally eliminated on Disney's Big Break. This makes me a happy boy.
Jet, that's just not true. Is it? Really?
PF, that was a high 5....you're just like a foot taller than me you freak. ;)
Thank you Kristina.
Peter you are funny. I share your feelings on the subject.
PF - kinda like Groucho's stance "I'd never want to be in a club that would have me as a member"?
Carmela, stick around long enough, and you actually kinda get to know people in a way. It's strange. Really, really strange. I don't make internet friends. I'm less frightened and am going to try out the Hottie tailgate scene Friday.
Norm, I live my life by that credo.
Later Hotties! Since everyone in my office is taking vacation tomorrow, I'm going in to actually get some work completed. Should be a nice day for hatin!
War Eagle!
Just joshin' you, Norm.
Norm is loads of fun, Carmela. He has a hot wife, and a future AU 5-star football player.
Here's the rest of the rundown:
IV, Digger and THT are the old guys who love Auburn and entertain us with tales of yore.
Scottie and Eddie are the happy younger guys.
Hoopie is rarely happy, but misunderstood.
Snacks is the brooding type who's the Kurt Cobain of the HABOTN ... well maybe not Kurt.
Kristina is the Zookeeper.
CincyT, Kathy, Luv, and War Eagle Girl are among the ladies of the HABOTN. They keep us on the straight and narrow.
J-Z is dangerous.
Jhag is dangerous and underaged.
SteveFC is working on his manifesto in a tool shed.
FSJ is the boil on the butt of humanity ... at least for this week.
And as for Michael and Harrison, well, we'll let you find out on your own.
The rest you can pick up on along the way.
i'm sorry hotties. i guess i ruined PF with my awkward handshake/high 5 attempt. gggrrrr.
i think he was intimidated by my pimp Darvin Adams jersey. Javier who? oh, he's a great return guy. love it.
Let me know how it goes, Peter. I'm a skeptical snob.
can i really be happy to have such HATE in my heart?
oh, of course. it makes me happy to HATE. bada-bing!
I wonder what would happen if j-z and jhag got together for a hunting trip or something. Lives would be in danger, right?
Thank you, I think, Bro. Jet.
Twenty bucks says about three hours in, J-Z turns to Jhag and says, "You gotta pretty mouth."
Jet - That's a pretty good rundown.
With that, since it's almost 11:30 that means it's my bedtime. In the words of Luca Brasi, "I'm gonna leave you now 'cause I know you are busy." I expect you all to be busy with the hate. I expect to have wonderful hate-filled dreams, you know I've done it in the past and this is the right time to do it again.
Keep Hate Alive.
Ew, ew ,ew, Jet. Why on earth did you have to go there?
Scottie, I'm a documented hater of people wearing jerseys over the age of 13. Your's was pretty sweet.
If I ever change my mind, I want a 66 to celebrate the man who is gonna lay the pancake block on Mount Cody Friday, Mike "Big Snacks" Berry!!!!
Jet - either that or, "hey boy, you're looking good in them jeans."
Kristina ...
You know me. I am the human equivalent of a fumble at the goal line. It's who I am.
...and this thread has breathed it's last.
Dr. Snacks, I think you can call it.
gotta hit the hay. nite hotties. may you dream of HATE. :)
I've decided I will have a dream tonight where we block two punts and return them for two touchdowns.
Sleep well, HOTTIES.
FSJ, toss and turn all night long.
Finished cooking and wrapping presents I need to take to Auburn tomorrow. Going to bed to dream of Jet's blocked punts and returns for touchdowns. Sounds like a very good dream to me.
Night, hotties. And welcome, Carmela!
Clap.........Clap..........Clap.......Clap.......
im a little tardy but I am here
how's being back in school?
Lively on the blog this evening.
Gotta love Bama week.
Rise and shine Hotties!
There's traveling to do, turkey to eat and bama to HATE.
On the late discussion last night; the thought of Jhag armed is terrifying.
Whew! I'm glad Jet didn't sum me up in his write up of everyone.
Good morning everyone.
HATE!
Jet said, "FSJ is the boil on the butt of humanity ... at least for this week."
I would like to add "and all his cronies".
I hate Bama! I hate Crimson! I hate Tuscaloosa (tried living there for a couple of months), I hate "Rammer Jammer", HATE, HATE, HATE
so go to $%ll, Alabammer!
Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all the Hotties (and FSJ, but NOT his cronies!!!)
Good morning, Hotties!!!
Do you guys know how much I HATE UAT??!! I esp. HATE the sidewalk fans' arrogance and sense of entitlement. I also HATE the way they look down on Auburn University and know absolutely nothing about it.
Jet, did you call Tar Heel old???
We are bringing the HATE early today, aren't we? :D
You have to start early.
and often, right WERK?
Yes, it cleanses the soul.
HATE
HATE
HATE
Hate 'em in the mornin'!
Hate 'em in the evenin'!
Hate 'em at suppertime!
Yes, we really hate 'em!
And hate 'em all the time!
Morning Hotties - I told you last night I'd do it and I did. I had another hate dream about them last night. This one was just a run of the mill type hate dream though, not like the last one where I personally uncovered another instance of their cheating and reported it to the fine folks at NC2A.
Keep Hate Alive
It's HUMP Day.
No, it's HATIN' HUMP Day.
1:30 can't get here soon enough today.
I hear ya, WERK. Normally, I would leave around 11:00 on a day like today, but one of my coworkers took the day off. So, the earliest I can leave is 12:30 - and that can't come soon enough!
I blame UAT!! I HATE UAT!!!
Good morning..
I hate you all....
Shut up Bammer!
I second that!!
Come on people....
Where's the hate this morning?
I'm so disappointed.
I'm working from the house today so at least I've got that. Thanks to someone scheduling a con-call for later this afternoon (I can't bail on it) and since I'm not comfortable driving at night as a cyclops, I'll be making the drive from N-ATL to Troy tomorrow morning. Yay me!
I thought WERK and I made ouselves clear...
Shut up Bammer!!
there should be an "r" in there somewhere.
FSJ take your fake championships and your toilet paper and detergent on a stick and shut up
Norm,
I'm working at home today too, and it's a super slow day. I think I've gotten 3 emails so far today at work.
so when do we start throwing out the bammer jokes?
apologies for the redundancy
Same for me RK...
I have two emails and one is my reply to the first one that somehow I copied myself on...
Just got off the elliptical, which I hate almost as much as I hate bama.
Getting the car loaded to head to God's Country - the loveliest village!
wtc,
I found the pic of Tuberville with 7 fingers up as he was coming into Bryant Denny last year.
Tubs
Why did my creamed chipped beef taste like it had cheese in it? I HATE airport food. I blame it on bama. I HATE bama!
FSJ ...
YOu dumb@$$. He's saying ...
$5.2 million!
LOL...
Hey everyone. Can't wait. Only a couple more hours of work and then FREEDOM!!!!!
Eduardo ...
Wherever Auburn men and women are ... in good times and bad ... in chains or in happines ... we are always free because we believe in Auburn and love it.
And we hate UAT with passion!
Okay so I have to do one:
One day in an elementary school in Tuscaloosa, AL, a teacher asks her class if the Alabama Crimson Tide are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy says, "The Auburn Tigers "
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Tiger fan, my mom is a Tiger fan, I guess that makes me a Tiger fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me an Alabama fan."
good for you, Eddie. No freedom here :-(
It's got to be UA-T's fault. No other logical explanation.
I HATE UA-T!!! HATEHATEHATEHATE!!!
WARRRRRRRRRRRRR EAGLE!!!!
GO TIGERS!!!!!!!!
I'm tempted to skip out on the family Thanksgiving and come on down today....
The hate is STRONG.........
Apparently Bamers don't like it when you ask them to continue a "Beat Bama" wave on facebook. Go figure!
From hell's heart I stab at thee
So, an Auburn fan, a Georgia fan, and a UAT fan somehow get caught in Iran and arrested. They are sentenced to death by firing squad. They decide to execute them in the same order.
The three speak before meeting their fate, and the Auburn fan says he plans to create a diversion and escape. The Georgia fan and UAT fan take note of this.
As the Auburn fan is lined up before the firing squad, the captain yells "Ready ... Aim ...," but then the Auburn fan yells out "Sandstorm! Sandstorm!" The firing squad drop their weapons and run for cover. The Auburn fan dashes away, easily escaping.
The Georgia fan is next. The same drill. The captain yells, "Ready ... Aim," and the Georgia shakes his body violently and yells "Earthquake! Earthquake!" Once again the firing squad is fooled and drops its weapons, seeking cover. The Georgia fan escapes.
The UAT fan is giggling as he has taken to the wall to be executed. The captain is furious and spit through his teeth "Ready ... Aim ..."
The UAT fan exclaims proudly, "Fire! Fire!"
I'm issuing a pre-emptive Shut up Bammer.
Has Jay G given a prediction yet?
Prediction? Pain for FSJ!
PAIN for AU..
and all Hotties come Friday afternoon.
Hola Auburn fans ... and two Bammers.
Los Padres de HABOTN will be visiting Headquarters today. We're cleaning up, removing Vitamin Water 10 stains from the kitchen table (aka Where The Magic Happens) and getting ready to feel your hate.
As such, we will temporarily change the name of this blog.
Please enjoy.
FSJ...
Don't make us slap a temporary banhammer injunction on you until after the game.
LOVE the name change.
Sweet name change.
The name reflects what's happening around here right now.
Hatin, hatin and hatin.
... even from Faker and Mark.
Awesome JGT. GTH bama.
Watch this little kid lay the wood in Youth Football
LOL at the "where the magic happens" quote about the kitchen table...
I've heard of magic happening on a kitchen table but it has nothing to do with HABOTN..
:-P
Scottie- Where are the shirts and caps?
Oh my God! Sign that kid up...prontissimo.
Eddie that was AUsome!! I mean okay so they're 6, but dayum.
That linebacker kid is downright vicious. He made that poor tailback cry.
Magic can't happen on our kitchen table. Unless I wanted to have to replace it. I've already had enough unplanned expenses in the last 6 weeks, I don't care to add to it.
Keep Hate Alive
The QB never had a chance. He looked to be running the statue of liberty play just standing there waiting on someone to take the hand off.
Good-goobedy-goo, those were some awesome licks. Stay tuned, in about 3 years I'll get you some video of my future 4* doing the same thing.
Good Hatin morning Hotties
Where is jz did he break both arms?
If so Jet, tell him to type with his nose.
i'm getting a late start on the blog, but don't fret, the HATE has been going full steam all morning.
This will be my final sermon before Friday when we gather in the valley for the Great and Terrible Day when His Judgment Comes and That Right Soon.
I turn to the Apostle Paul, and his words for inspiration today.
Paul knew that UAT was evil, and said so in his second letter to Timothy.
“And also if anyone competes in athletics, he is not crowned unless he competes according to the rules.” (2 Timothy 2:5 - NKJV). This clearly excludes UAT.
And Paul understands the righteousness of our cause, and the importance of a strong running game.
"Do you not know that … all run, but one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may obtain it.” (1 Corinthians 9:24 - NKJV).
As for the Babylonians of West Vance, the Writing on the Wall has appeared once again for their king.
Just as did for Belshazzar, they are once again appearing for Nick. Words on the wall. Written by a finger.
MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN.
Daniel, a servant of the Lord, interpreted the dream that God had numbered their kingdom and finished it. The king has been weighed in the balances and found wanting. And that evil kingdom will be crushed and divided.
Belshazzar was slain that night.
Nick will be defeated on Friday.
Remember Paul’s admonition to us all that applies to the Lord, but also to our cause.
“Finally, brethren, whatever things are true, whatever things are noble, whatever things are just, whatever things are pure, whatever things are lovely, whatever things are of good report, if there is any virtue and if there is anything praiseworthy—meditate on these things.” (Philippians 4:8 - NKJV)
Do not be stained crimson with sin by FSJ and his angels, of which there are legion.
At the dawn of battle, let us all be able to say with conviction the words of Paul.
“I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith.” (2 Timothy 4:7 – NKJV)
Thank you Minister! I feel blessed.
Praise to you, Lord Jet.
Rehrin!
and all the hotties said....AMEN!
don't worship the messenger. just abide by the message...
and HATE UA-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks Jay G for the answer and sorry big peter for asking more then once. I did not think he saw the first one but I will bow to you great "Peter "Big Snacks" monitor of the questions" and never ask more then once again.
Jet,
Amen and AMEN
Edwin - I thought you were busy doing some work that made us jealous.
Jet, Great Sermon.
Busy day at work, just droppin' in the drop off some hate. Everyone who is traveling, be safe.
Jet...
That read like a Benny Hinn sermon...
Just kidding.
Weird question...
Anybody like cold pecan pie as much as I do?
I'm warped..I know.
FSJ, you didn't have to tell us you're warped. you're a bammer.
we know.
I wish he would hold less and catch a few more passes, but I liked what Tommy Trott said about this not being a David vs Goliath battle.
We're 7-4, not 4-7. We've beaten some decent teams. Bama is way better than all those teams, but we're not terrible. Aside from Kentucky, all of our home games have been double digit wins.
Make Bama the clear favorite. That's fine. I understand that. But don't sell us short.
I don't like hot pies at all, pecan or apple. Now apple pie, room temp is best. Pecan at room temp or cold is fine. But you're still warped, FSJ.
GO TIGERS!!!
biggie smalls,
it was at least 3 times, and I was kidding around. Relax. And Hate Bama.
much love,
PF
THT..
The only pecan pie I like warm is the one they serve at the Seelbach in Louisville. It is a bourbon chocolate pecan pie that they top with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
Otherwise I like it cold or room temperature at worst.
I lost my bourbon chocolate pecan pie recipe that the chef at the hotel sent me. I found another one that looked similar and was trying it out before Thursday. Naturally I found the original the real thing last night.
I only make these things once a year. The pecan pies at Thanksgiving and the Bread Pudding recipe from there at Christmas.
SHUT UP BAMMER!
I hate you PF...
You too THT
And most of all the trifecta of scottie, norm, & jet.
i'm appalled!
nah, i actually expected that. and it stirs the HATE within me.
big pete i know your messing and I do hate bama but it was only two times and it is a slow day at work so I was just having some fun with you did not mean anything by it just so hate bama chippy fun
As an Auburn man, it is unbecoming to hate another person. FSJ, I now dislike you.... a lot, a whole lot.
;-)
HATE UA-T!!!!!!!!!!!! HATEHATEHATEHATE!!!!
GO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anybody know if the Supper Club is open Thursday night?
it's closed to bammers.
Nevermind....
Found it. They are indeed open.
Why are the Pygmies there on Saturday?
They should be there Friday night.
because the Pygmies hate bammers too
LOL...
Maybe so..but they spent alot of time in Tuscaloosa during the 90's.
In fact last time I saw them they were playing the same songs they were playing back then.
And giving out those blowpops to the chicks.
imma let u finish FSJ, but Bammers can't go out in auburn on thanksgiving.
the Chiz told me so. just sayin'.
I asked my son what he would do if a bammer were here and he said punch him in the face, then kick him in the crotch (not sure where he learned that from, but since it's bama I will let it slide)then jump on his head, pull him down to the ground and pound on him, then get a sledgehammer...I stopped him at that point as I realized I had taught him well.
Well, I guess all Bammers aren't bad...one of my best friends was raised a Bammer, so he knows no better. Anyway, his Dad got him two tickets, and one is MINE!!!
Brings my big 3 ticket total to only $60 this season ($20 @UT, $40 @UGA, and $0 vs. Bama...I always have tickets to all the other games)!
Thanks Buddy Bammer! Especially clutch with the holidays here...spending $$$ is tight.
Ah...the Supper Club..
Scene of my greatest night of triumph and my greatest missed opportunity..
Now in 1999 there was a club called 4th Quarter or something similar that we went to the night before the game. Things got a little crazy that night. One of the Four Horsemen ended up in Georgia. Enough said. I ended up at the waffle house...shocking.
That sounds like child abuse to me zookeeper.
Apparently my child would abuse you, bammer.
And I think it's funny my husband still knows the number to the Supper Club off the top of his head.
Four Bammers go out drankin'.
One ends up in another state.
Blah, blah, blah.
Much hijinks and hilarity ensues.
Awkwardness follows when the other three end up in bed in a sandwich.
But they go to Waffle House and all is well.
Sounds like every weekend in Etowah County, FSJ.
High altitude hate.
Gotta love that planes now have wifi and I can read Jet's AUsome sermon while traveling.
Jet..there were more than four folks in our group..
The rest were Aubies..
A GREAT weekend that was.
Torture!
Don't make me let my three year old open up a can on you...
You wouldn't let Abbie near me cause you know I would be able to turn her into an Auburn fan.
Hate for the evildoers from on High! That's great Hate, NoVa!
Not bloody likely...
So some idiot wants to have a conference call right now...
Uh..."declined".....
FSJ, I am currently on the dreaded conference call....unfortunately, I'm too low in feudal system to decline invites.
Got it inside the 20 ... let's go!
i HATE being at work today and everybody is pissing me off.
the HATE is so close i can feel it.
No, Sean, you're hard working, loyal, and dedicated.
FSJ has that ingrained sense of entitlement that he thinks he doesn't have to work. He has that smug sense of superiority like the rooster that thought the sun rose every morning to hear him go cockadoodledoo.
Hate UAT!
I'll contribute to the "red-zone",
Hate Bama Early, Hate Bama Always
Darvin Adams to the 14....
Jet...you work in government...right?
Just kidding.
13....
10....
Chris Todd sacked for a 20 yard loss.
Inside the 10!
FSJ ...
I am from the government, but I ain't here to help YOU.
Another dose of HATE and Tate!
Faker, you work for AT&T...right?
Don't have any timeouts left, Faker!
We
Whadda ya want?
Page flip!
could
go all the way!
Norm?
Yaaaaaaay!
The previous page flip is under further review.
TOUCHDOWN AUBURN!!!!!!!!!
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