Your Late Update, 11/25
Hey everyone. We just spoke with offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn, who said a few things of interest.
I'll lead with those and add comments from a few others.
Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University
Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.
I'll lead with those and add comments from a few others.
- Gus Malzahn seemed more upbeat about TB Onterio McCalebb's status. If you'll recall, the freshman seemed to aggravate his ankle injury against Georgia. ``I think all of our guys -- they're all ready to go. The week off definitely helped for a lot of our guys."
- Malzahn on if he'll run some trickery against the Tide: ``Well we're going to do everything in our power to try to score points. Whatever that is and whatever they're giving us, hopefully we'll be able to take advantage of that. It's a big game, so we'll have to see."
- LB Craig Stevens about 36-0 last season: ``It was terrible, but so was the whole season ... so it was just a bad way to end the season. We're just trying to focus on just getting better and just not re-living that again."
- WR Darvin Adams on how playing the No. 2 team gets him excited: ``I think it brings out the best. The higher the other team's talent, it kind of brings out your talent. It's like if you're running a 40 and somebody's racing you, you probably run a 40 faster if somebody's racing you. So I think that will bring the best out of us, a big rivalry game. I think we'll be ready for it."
- WR/QB Kodi Burns on 36-0 last season: ``All of last year ... was just a big mess. So you think about it, but at the same time we really didn't give ourselves a chance, you know, running different offenses every game and everything being in total disarray. It was pretty difficult. But just the fact that we lost to them, I guess that was the hardest part."
- S Zaccheus Etheridge on watching the Georgia game at home: ``It's definitely hard for any player that loves the game and wants to be out there and knowing you want to be out there with the guys, your brothers that you go to work with every day. But you can't and you're not able to do it. It kind of hurts you. At the same time, things happen for a reason. It was kind of emotional sitting there and not being able to do, but seeing Ben in my jersey, they knew I was there not physically, but spiritually. That just lifted them up a little more."
Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University
Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.
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i do Sean...
After further review, the page flip is confirmed.
and the crowd goes wild....with HATE.
I'm thinking Sam's BBQ -- combo plate, outside meat. Glass of water.
Later, HATERS.
I hate this last hour of the day that I'm working today.
HATE.
Can you help my get my DSL fixed?! It's been out for over a week and they're putting me through the grinder on this.
Wearing my lucky Auburn gear today. Feels like a good fit.
J/k, I know you can't help with it, but it's been annoying. Tell that to whomever cares over there. ;)
Sean
It's bama's fault you don't have DSL. Hate bama
Sean,
I don't know any outside folks over your way..but if you have been waiting a week...that's unacceptable. I'd call and tell them that you are going to a cable company unless they have it fixed today.
Ok..Jet has me craving BBQ.
Hmmmmmm....Sam's.
You know I did that, and all of a sudden, free replacement modem, guaranteed no cost to me technician visit for Monday. It's amazing how you can motivate peeps when you are going to cancel.
I bet it is the modem that has gone bad...
We had an issue a few weeks ago and that was the majority of the problem. The stupid modem was about to go out.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the name change!!!
HATE, HATE, HATE UAT!!!
sushi
Where is this Sam's BBQ that Ragan is talking about?
I assume it is in Montgomery?
Excellent, Good, or Average?
I have this little checklist in my mind of BBQ places in the state that I want to go to.
Dreamland....check
Archibalds.....check
Big Bob Gibson's....check
Green Top.....check
etc.
There is supposed to be a place near Fyffe, AL that is supposed to be out of this world..but I'm afraid of the UFO's that have been spotted there. Just kidding.
I'm always looking for new places to add.
Kiffin reinstates Jackson
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4686050
Sam's BBQ on Rainbow Drive "not so good" I wouldn't drive two blocks for it.
Really, Lane?!?! You think he's gotten the wake up call?!?
digger,
I agree..It's horrible.
it is a knockoff of Johnny Ray's in Bham, which isn't good either, IMO.
FSJ...
I figure it's Barry's that you're thinking of. Ate there with some relatives from Ft. Payne. Most excellent from what I remember.
Kathy I so that on ESPN and he talks about Myers not disciplining his troops. Go Auburn beat Bammer
I just want to know.....is there ANYBODY out there hatin' today???????
PS: Love the name change
Dang puter can't spell any better than I can ....."saw"
FSJ I tried it twice when it first opened, second time to see if it was really that bad and it was.
So a failed drug test and being along for the ride on an attempted armed robery, but Lane thinks he's learned his lesson.
That makes sense.
I bet a Bammer sold him his drugs.
Go to HELL , Bama
HATE
YEAH! GO TO HELL, BAMA!
I hang out with a bunch of Aubies..
I am in hell.
HATE!
That's it ehyou...
I'm rarely near Fyffe so I haven't been yet....
Curse of the cover......of SI
UA-T looks ahead to sec and UF
and the game has yet to be played
HATE HEAT THE A
HATE
just checking in.....to HATE.
good day.
Hate = Good.
Blonde Sandra Bullock in "The Blind Side" = Very Good
The pipe is laid and I got paid.
Sweet work
J-Z!!!!!!!!!!
Gameday Weather:
Sunny
High
57° F
Low
35° F
Precip: 0%
Spectator Index: 8
Wind Impact: Medium
NW at 11 mph
Scottie... You bringing the HATE on Friday?
HATE pumps through my veins....so yeah. it'll be there.
Congrats on that edwin. Layin it AND gettin' paid to do so. You know that's illegal in some states.
Hate comes easy.
edwin....
That's RoF stuff there...
Pack a PBR longneck in your travelling cooler Scotttie... never know when it might come in handy to stoke the HATE a little more.
I hope our players are feeling it. I want to see lots of mean and nasty on Friday.
I can't wait to endure an afternoon of my inbred UGA in-laws telling me how bad Auburn sux tomorrow.
Fun stuff.
You know... most states will waive prosecution if you shoot a UGA or bammer in-law while actually seated at the Thanksgiving table. Southern justice is a beautiful thing.
My father in law is a West Virginia type, so we staved off that yap earlier this season.
J-Z, my brother, good to see you in the house. I concur that Sandra is nice as a blonde.
FSJ, Sam's is the best the Gump has to offer in BBQ, which I would rate as High Average to Good. Today's offering was definitely on the high side of the scale.
I had the preferred combo plate (pork and smoked sausage) which is accompanied by shoestring fries, a very finely chopped commercialized slaw that is given assistance with spritzes of Alaga Hot Sauce, and Sam's famous beans, which are, not surprisingly, beans with copious amounts of chopped pork mixed in. A slice of white bread finishes the meal. As always, I selected outside meat for my meal.
Thank ya Brother Jet.
mmmmm....meat with bark is the best.
Jet-You should try Smokin S BBQ in Wetumpka. Pretty good stuff.
FSJ-thanks for the picture of Tubbs. He might as well have flipped everyone off with that pose. It is proceless though. Wish I was there to see how mad it made you guys.
Jet- thanks not revealing me in the line up. Let's keep it down home cuz.
Carmela. welcome to ourt little room of hate. (for this week)
I took me so long to read all those posts. Now I have to go buy some propane to be ready to fry up three turkeys in the AM.
I suggest avoiding Pigs R Us in Martinsville, VA. Although the 'cue had authentic smoky flavor, it was bone dry. It was like trying to swallow saw mill chips.
For those going to the game, don't forget to text the press box folks if a UAT fan even shouts one word during the game. I am going to have everyone that bought tix in my section escorted out for being obnoxiuos if they even speak.
Where's Roosevelt? He needs to bring some hate today.
THT2.0 was lurking earlier. She should be back from dinner soon.
She promised me she'd have everyone in the pub yelling "PUNT BAMA PUNT!!!" on Friday.
Yeah...what happened to Roosevelt?
WTC ...
We spent 13 years residing in the land of the Elmorons, so I am keenly familiar with Smokin' @$$ BBQ, as it was called at our house since that's what the lady who answered the phone there would drawl.
Actually, the Q is OK. We found their hamburgers to be incredibly tasty and frequently would pick them up before AU road games on TV prior to the 2007 season.
WTC ...
I almost called you "The Gabe McKenzie of the HABOTN ... big, athletic, rangy, but you don't see him often. Doesn't follow recruiting."
Thank you wtc. I'm happy to be here.
Edwin I don't guess you guys are hiring?
Nice collective effort on the page flip team. My front yard and driveway are now relatively leaf free.
BBQ - Sam's is about the best in the gump as I recall. There's a place out in Hope Hull not far off 65 that I used to like a good bit. I used to live in the neighborhood behind Smokin' S on 231. Every Saturday in the fall, I'd walk down there and bring something back for gameday. If you're ever in my neck of the woods north of Atlanta, in downtown Alpharetta there's a place called Smokejack. They have some mighty fine selections. Other than that, I haven't found any good bbq that's very convenient to anywhere I ever usually am.
Welcome back J-Z. Have you met Carmela?
Must ... resist ... urge
What urge is that Jet?
I can't resist the urge. I'm saying alot of things and as usual, my daughter thinks I'm crazy. I will however resist the urge to convert those words to written form here.
FSJ ...
Not takin' your bait ... no cheapy 15 yarders today.
Except this ... get out ma face, Bammer.
Hahaha, that's great Norm, I was wondering the same thing earlier.
ehyou - where've you been lately? You've either been absent or our visits have overlapped significantly.
Tumultuous life to blame. Lost job, got new one, moving, etc.
Most recent post on "stuff" my dad says is pretty good - "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still **** your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough ****."
I couldn't totally miss Hate Week, though.
Dang. Sorry and congratulations. Moving away from SoGa?
Eufaula...getting closer to God's country.
Look all the newbies this week. What an exciting week to actually be busy with.....work. But home now, time to bake some cookies. Yum Yum.
FSJ- SHUT UP BAMER!
Where is everyone meeting up on gameday? E-Bro and I will be rolling into town early for the game. If anyone has a spare single, click on my profile and email me. E-Bro is looking for a single.
Norm- With that rule, does that mean we all have to buy FSJ a present?
Ha Eddie..
There will be 70,000 people doing that come Friday....
That's alot of presents.
Eddie - FSJ gets nothing from me other than scorn and contempt.
I hate you Norm.
i HATE you HATING on Norm FSJ!
I feel sorry for folks coming into town just for the HS game...it's gonna be a made house around here.
Excuse me, "mad house"
Sorry, Jet. :-P
Yeah we may take that one in Friday night after the game. Give us something to do before going out for the night.
Thanks for the tip.........
Auburn Chamber of Commerce has to be loving Friday with the IB and a playoff game.
BTW, if I forget to say it before the day is out, everyone be sure to have a Happy Hatesgiving tomorrow.
The Gadsden-Hoover game ought to be a doozy too.
My hope is that Gadsden and Auburn High win...That would royally tick off the AHSAA folks I am sure.
oh, bammers aren't welcome at auburn high school either FSJ. maybe your kind could hang at the BP in Opelika or something.
Carmela wins.
oh, and that was meant to be said in the most sincere tone of HATE.
E-Bro ...
I disagree ... it will take months to get the smell of Red Man, Skoal, and Waffle House out of downtown Auburn.
And then there's the smell of what their men leave behind.
I blame UAT for making FSJ make scottie hate him for hating on Norm
so do i.
I don't know what I should do.
I do not give my extra tickets to people who ask for them. Why? Just because. I was thinking I'd give a pair to deserving Hottie(s) but don't know which Hotties don't have season tickets but would like to go to the IB. Then there's the whole problem of being forced to choose which Hottie if more than one wants the pair of tickets. Then there's the problem of promising tickets I can't deliver if I get in a car wreck on the way to AU and am either dead or in a coma. Should I just give them to the AU friend I usually give them to? He always has AU friends wanting to go to the games. Obviously, no bammer or even impartial people are ever allowed to use these tickets. Discuss.
Jet...good point. It's why I can't stand to be in Tuscaloosa for more than 3-4 hours at a time.
DMiller is looking hard for tickets, THT.
my mom is coming to the game and doesn't have a ticket. she's pretty hot. discuss.
also, nonsmokers only
well, she's smoking hot so i guess she's out.
ha.
I heard DMiller's wife sentenced him to the mall on Friday. True?
THT...if you're looking for a place to deposit some IB tickets (I actually only need one), I'm your guy.
I've got a solid IB record when watching in person.
Ahem.... just kidding THT. I'd love to go, but I don't think Jordan-Hare can contain that kind of hate on a Friday.
I'm not a smoker.
I think a call from the governor with tickets might pardon him. If not, he might need to consult an attorney.
Just sayin'.
my mom is 1-0 at iron bowls. her IM name is 'auburnmom'. she's legit.
she HATES bama.
J-H will be full of hate....No doubt about that.
But THT...do what you feel you have to do.
THT - you can't see it, but I have my hand raised.
I'd buy you some Blue Bell for sure.
with chocolate syrup!
Roosevelt said he liked chocolate syrup too..
Where is he?
ScottieB - Balee dat!
(sorry if I didn't spell that correctly)
Imma let you finish, THT, but you got yourself in a world of hurt.
I just finished watching a re-airing of AU Every Day. That was a fine Trooper centric show. I like him even more now.
The good news is that this might provide us the impetus for another page flip.
There is that.
So we got that goin' for us.
as long as it's done with HATE i'm all for the flip.
Three page flips in a non-gameday thread?
Would that be a record or tie one?
and JGT isn't around to set up a new thread!
Shhhhh, TommyD.
Which is nice.
wasn't the day Tuberville fired (i mean quit) the record day?
I really should be doing laundry.
I think it was, but we did have the psycho 1,000 post thread early in my HABOTN career one Saturday night last fall.
We'll call it the record for a non-gameday or non-coaching hired/fired/resigned thread.
I remember that thread Jet.
I'll see the Blue Bell and raise you a coke to float it in. And I'm a non-smoker, non-dipper, non-drinker(for at least the last 30 days or so), full blown hater.
And I'm coming up for the Prattville game anyway, so I might as well make a day out of it.
I make no promises about popcorn issues though.
THT - my email is in my profile. I eagerly await your correspondence.
Thanks, your friend Norm
So he's like always around?
ONe good thing about working all week with Mrs. Jet and Stewardess at home: they've been doing the laundry ... and the cooking ... and if they'd get off their butts, they could get the yard done as well.
I don't blame ya meat candy..I would too.
J-Z as non-drinker.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just kidding, J-Z.
I definitely meet all of the stated conditions and quite likely most of the conditions left unstated. My hate is known far and wide. My IB record is quite nice, AU is 9 - 1 with Norm in attendance.
Keep Hate Alive
THT...we have an extra Boston Butt of BBQ that we did up real nice last weekend. Just sayin'.
Originally it was set aside for Eddie, but I've found a higher cause now.
Hotties, I have a family dilemma. My 21 yr old daughter began dating a bammer two yrs ago and although they are no more, I'm afraid that he has contaminated her mind.
She has recently begun to post RTR (it pains me to type it) on Face Book and even became a Fan of Nick Satan of FB.
Now here is my dilemma, she want to go to Auburn on Friday and she expect to go to the game using on of my six tickets. How do I tell her that she doesn't have a cut dogs chance of seeing the game on my tickets as long as she holds even lukewarm feelings for the object of my hate?
Help Hotties, I need advice.
So he knows when we're sleeping, or when we're awake?
Thank you j-z
What does Carmela win?
Why would someone go to a high school game the night of the Iron Bowl?
Wade..
Tell her to come on over to the dark side.
We need more on the bandwagon.
Wow Wade, thats a shame that youre gonna have to shoot your daughter
Wade ...
3 choices ... her pick.
Excommunication
Exorcism
Execution
Wade,
At 21 years old, she's a grown woman. She has to make her own decisions. That doesn't mean you have to support those decisions with the sweat of your brow.
Did I ask you your preference on ice cream flavors?
Wade, forgive me brother, for being so insensitive to your plight.
You are in my prayers.
Then, tell her there's no way in hell she's gonna use one of your tickets to pull for the Infidels.
Wade...read the Auburn Creed aloud to her at Hatesgiving Dinner tomorrow and then grab a copy of the 1989 Iron Bowl and lock her in a room and make her watch it.
I defy her to not be an Auburn fan afterward.
TommyD is right. It's tough love but that's what we parents have to do. She must be taught a lesson.
Wade, I've sent children younger than her to the electric chair. Didn't want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.
Brother Jet is a baaaaaaad man.
FSJ, shut up bammer!
mytommyd, I have already filed the serial number off my 45.
Bro.Jet, Sage advice
Wade:
Love that child...Support that child.
There are worse things than being a bammer.
There's right and just, and then there's things you just have to do.
Shut up bammer
FSJ - Don't you come around here spreading your garbage!
Give her a phony ticket. That'll teach her.
Wade ...
"But we command you, brethren, that you withdraw from every one who walks disorderly and not according to the tradition which he received from us." 2 Thess. 3:6
I took it under consideration that FSJ may have something there. There are worse things than being a bammer.
Yeah, couldn't think of ONE thing that's worse than that.
Wade it's your fault. You didn't train her right. Either that or he's really hot.
mytommyd are you going to tell me what I've won?
E-Bro, that is an EXCELLENT idea! hahahahaha.
You win it all Carmela. Congratulations. It's yours.
600 is coming quick
Hotties,
I have already told her that I in no way feel obligated to financially support a lifestyle with which I disagree.
She will find reality to be cold and hard. And she will find that I have no problem leaving her standing at the gate as her family disappears into Jordan Hare.
THT's ticket grab and Wade's evil conundrum have helped this upcoming page flip move right along
You know Wade, she will probably learn from this lesson. Unless of course she's a real bammer and then she'll blame her problems on you, poor recruiting years and bad coaching
Send her to Camp War Eagle.
Wait...no...that's not a good idea.
j-z, Norm, E-Bro, Scottie's hot Mom. That's 4 for 2 tickets. Y'all figure it out and let me know.
smokin hot auburnmom's gotta get one right?
Carmela,
I have a hard time looking at myself in the mirror.
There is a potential compromise: give her a ticket, if she misbehaves once, then tell an embarrassing story about her at the top of your lungs. If she misbehaves twice, then turn her in to security for having crystal meth in her purse. She's a Bammer. It's likely.
J-Z and Norm could share them and then go to the Prattville game afterwards. I'd like to see each game, my daughter will be there for the Prattville game so there's that.
tommy...
I'd think that a smoking hot mom would get one of them.
Smoking hot MrsTHT might disagree, FSJ.
Don't worry about the mirror, Wade. At least I don't. I've been ugly my whole life. At least that's what Norm told me in high school.
I don't have near the Hottie tenure of J-Z and Norm and I'm not a hotmom.
Talk about your underdog.
Don't give up E-Bro..
E-Bro ...
Give up.
Carm,
Sorry, we are in a hiring freeze.
Wade,
If daughter uses the ticket, then you have her wear Auburn jersey, beads, earrings and sox.
A tat on the face would be an option.
Bro Jet,
I have considered giving her the ticket and then if we are winning make her endure the worse in your face smackedown of all time. However; if the unthinkable happens, text security and have her escorted from my beloved JH.
I'm torn.
E-Bro...
Would an Auburn man quit?
I think not.
At least not before the fourth quarter.
hot momma is making taco soup for the post iron bowl celebration/HATE fest. i'm sure she won't mind if i invite the entire HABOTN over.
shut up bammer!
FSJ - Shut up Bammer.
E-bro - Jet is a wise man, I've known him many years. He offers fine advice. Ugly sure, but wise.
We're in the Red Zone again.
The Yoda of HABOTN, I am.
scottieb - sounds like your mom will be really busy and probably watch the game while she works.
I'm just sayin'
We want a page flip!
And we won't be denied.
Norm is the like the William "The Refrigerator" Perry of page flips.
FSJ makes his only compelling argument of the week.
An Auburn man doesn't quit, even when he knows he's beaten.
I'll forge ahead in my forlorn quest.
Now what?
It's gonna happen.
It's gotta happen.
Most definitely.
u think Norm? really?
Give it to Norm!
i'll HATE you for it!
First and...
Don't out-think yourselves here.
scottieb - In this particular case, that's absolutely what I'm thinking.
..10, do it again, score-auburn-score!
Sniff
Booyah
Nice work, Norm.
boom-shaka-lakah!
OK, get to your sidelines before you get a celebration penalty!
dude, i'm so getting a flag on this!
a flag of HATE.
J-Z, help me out here. I'm campaigning for you and I to split the THT tix then go to PHS game. Come on man!
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