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11.24.2009

Your Late Update, 11/25

Hey everyone. We just spoke with offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn, who said a few things of interest.

I'll lead with those and add comments from a few others.

  • Gus Malzahn seemed more upbeat about TB Onterio McCalebb's status. If you'll recall, the freshman seemed to aggravate his ankle injury against Georgia. ``I think all of our guys -- they're all ready to go. The week off definitely helped for a lot of our guys."

  • Malzahn on if he'll run some trickery against the Tide: ``Well we're going to do everything in our power to try to score points. Whatever that is and whatever they're giving us, hopefully we'll be able to take advantage of that. It's a big game, so we'll have to see."

  • LB Craig Stevens about 36-0 last season: ``It was terrible, but so was the whole season ... so it was just a bad way to end the season. We're just trying to focus on just getting better and just not re-living that again."

  • WR Darvin Adams on how playing the No. 2 team gets him excited: ``I think it brings out the best. The higher the other team's talent, it kind of brings out your talent. It's like if you're running a 40 and somebody's racing you, you probably run a 40 faster if somebody's racing you. So I think that will bring the best out of us, a big rivalry game. I think we'll be ready for it."

  • WR/QB Kodi Burns on 36-0 last season: ``All of last year ... was just a big mess. So you think about it, but at the same time we really didn't give ourselves a chance, you know, running different offenses every game and everything being in total disarray. It was pretty difficult. But just the fact that we lost to them, I guess that was the hardest part."

  • S Zaccheus Etheridge on watching the Georgia game at home: ``It's definitely hard for any player that loves the game and wants to be out there and knowing you want to be out there with the guys, your brothers that you go to work with every day. But you can't and you're not able to do it. It kind of hurts you. At the same time, things happen for a reason. It was kind of emotional sitting there and not being able to do, but seeing Ben in my jersey, they knew I was there not physically, but spiritually. That just lifted them up a little more."



Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University

Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.

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Blogger FSJ said...

i do Sean...

11:17 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

After further review, the page flip is confirmed.

11:17 AM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

and the crowd goes wild....with HATE.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Jet said...

I'm thinking Sam's BBQ -- combo plate, outside meat. Glass of water.

Later, HATERS.

11:21 AM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I hate this last hour of the day that I'm working today.

HATE.

11:24 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Can you help my get my DSL fixed?! It's been out for over a week and they're putting me through the grinder on this.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Carmela said...

Wearing my lucky Auburn gear today. Feels like a good fit.

11:27 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

J/k, I know you can't help with it, but it's been annoying. Tell that to whomever cares over there. ;)

11:29 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Sean
It's bama's fault you don't have DSL. Hate bama

11:32 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Sean,

I don't know any outside folks over your way..but if you have been waiting a week...that's unacceptable. I'd call and tell them that you are going to a cable company unless they have it fixed today.

Ok..Jet has me craving BBQ.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Hmmmmmm....Sam's.

11:35 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

You know I did that, and all of a sudden, free replacement modem, guaranteed no cost to me technician visit for Monday. It's amazing how you can motivate peeps when you are going to cancel.

11:35 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I bet it is the modem that has gone bad...

We had an issue a few weeks ago and that was the majority of the problem. The stupid modem was about to go out.

11:38 AM  
Blogger LuvAU41 said...

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the name change!!!

HATE, HATE, HATE UAT!!!

11:44 AM  
Blogger Carmela said...

sushi

11:44 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Where is this Sam's BBQ that Ragan is talking about?

I assume it is in Montgomery?

Excellent, Good, or Average?

I have this little checklist in my mind of BBQ places in the state that I want to go to.

Dreamland....check
Archibalds.....check
Big Bob Gibson's....check
Green Top.....check
etc.

There is supposed to be a place near Fyffe, AL that is supposed to be out of this world..but I'm afraid of the UFO's that have been spotted there. Just kidding.

I'm always looking for new places to add.

11:46 AM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Kiffin reinstates Jackson

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4686050

11:49 AM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Sam's BBQ on Rainbow Drive "not so good" I wouldn't drive two blocks for it.

11:55 AM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Really, Lane?!?! You think he's gotten the wake up call?!?

11:57 AM  
Blogger FSJ said...

digger,

I agree..It's horrible.

it is a knockoff of Johnny Ray's in Bham, which isn't good either, IMO.

11:57 AM  
Blogger ehyou said...

FSJ...
I figure it's Barry's that you're thinking of. Ate there with some relatives from Ft. Payne. Most excellent from what I remember.

11:58 AM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Kathy I so that on ESPN and he talks about Myers not disciplining his troops. Go Auburn beat Bammer

11:59 AM  
Blogger missinit said...

I just want to know.....is there ANYBODY out there hatin' today???????

PS: Love the name change

11:59 AM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Dang puter can't spell any better than I can ....."saw"

12:00 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

FSJ I tried it twice when it first opened, second time to see if it was really that bad and it was.

12:02 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

So a failed drug test and being along for the ride on an attempted armed robery, but Lane thinks he's learned his lesson.

That makes sense.

12:04 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I bet a Bammer sold him his drugs.

12:04 PM  
Blogger easyedwin said...

Go to HELL , Bama

HATE

12:29 PM  
Blogger Carmela said...

YEAH! GO TO HELL, BAMA!

12:33 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I hang out with a bunch of Aubies..

I am in hell.

HATE!

12:39 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

That's it ehyou...

I'm rarely near Fyffe so I haven't been yet....

12:40 PM  
Blogger easyedwin said...

Curse of the cover......of SI
UA-T looks ahead to sec and UF

and the game has yet to be played

HATE HEAT THE A

HATE

12:50 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

just checking in.....to HATE.

good day.

12:58 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Hate = Good.

Blonde Sandra Bullock in "The Blind Side" = Very Good

1:00 PM  
Blogger easyedwin said...

The pipe is laid and I got paid.

Sweet work

1:00 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

J-Z!!!!!!!!!!

1:01 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Gameday Weather:
Sunny
High
57° F
Low
35° F
Precip: 0%
Spectator Index: 8

Wind Impact: Medium
NW at 11 mph

1:05 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Scottie... You bringing the HATE on Friday?

1:05 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

HATE pumps through my veins....so yeah. it'll be there.

1:06 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Congrats on that edwin. Layin it AND gettin' paid to do so. You know that's illegal in some states.

1:13 PM  
Blogger AllenD said...

Hate comes easy.

1:15 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

edwin....

That's RoF stuff there...

1:17 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Pack a PBR longneck in your travelling cooler Scotttie... never know when it might come in handy to stoke the HATE a little more.

1:17 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I hope our players are feeling it. I want to see lots of mean and nasty on Friday.

1:22 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I can't wait to endure an afternoon of my inbred UGA in-laws telling me how bad Auburn sux tomorrow.

Fun stuff.

1:24 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

You know... most states will waive prosecution if you shoot a UGA or bammer in-law while actually seated at the Thanksgiving table. Southern justice is a beautiful thing.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

My father in law is a West Virginia type, so we staved off that yap earlier this season.

J-Z, my brother, good to see you in the house. I concur that Sandra is nice as a blonde.

FSJ, Sam's is the best the Gump has to offer in BBQ, which I would rate as High Average to Good. Today's offering was definitely on the high side of the scale.

I had the preferred combo plate (pork and smoked sausage) which is accompanied by shoestring fries, a very finely chopped commercialized slaw that is given assistance with spritzes of Alaga Hot Sauce, and Sam's famous beans, which are, not surprisingly, beans with copious amounts of chopped pork mixed in. A slice of white bread finishes the meal. As always, I selected outside meat for my meal.

1:38 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Thank ya Brother Jet.

1:40 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

mmmmm....meat with bark is the best.

1:43 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Jet-You should try Smokin S BBQ in Wetumpka. Pretty good stuff.

FSJ-thanks for the picture of Tubbs. He might as well have flipped everyone off with that pose. It is proceless though. Wish I was there to see how mad it made you guys.

Jet- thanks not revealing me in the line up. Let's keep it down home cuz.

Carmela. welcome to ourt little room of hate. (for this week)

1:46 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

I took me so long to read all those posts. Now I have to go buy some propane to be ready to fry up three turkeys in the AM.

1:47 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I suggest avoiding Pigs R Us in Martinsville, VA. Although the 'cue had authentic smoky flavor, it was bone dry. It was like trying to swallow saw mill chips.

1:48 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

For those going to the game, don't forget to text the press box folks if a UAT fan even shouts one word during the game. I am going to have everyone that bought tix in my section escorted out for being obnoxiuos if they even speak.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Where's Roosevelt? He needs to bring some hate today.

THT2.0 was lurking earlier. She should be back from dinner soon.
She promised me she'd have everyone in the pub yelling "PUNT BAMA PUNT!!!" on Friday.

1:50 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Yeah...what happened to Roosevelt?

1:52 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

WTC ...

We spent 13 years residing in the land of the Elmorons, so I am keenly familiar with Smokin' @$$ BBQ, as it was called at our house since that's what the lady who answered the phone there would drawl.

Actually, the Q is OK. We found their hamburgers to be incredibly tasty and frequently would pick them up before AU road games on TV prior to the 2007 season.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

WTC ...

I almost called you "The Gabe McKenzie of the HABOTN ... big, athletic, rangy, but you don't see him often. Doesn't follow recruiting."

1:53 PM  
Blogger Carmela said...

Thank you wtc. I'm happy to be here.

Edwin I don't guess you guys are hiring?

1:53 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Nice collective effort on the page flip team. My front yard and driveway are now relatively leaf free.

BBQ - Sam's is about the best in the gump as I recall. There's a place out in Hope Hull not far off 65 that I used to like a good bit. I used to live in the neighborhood behind Smokin' S on 231. Every Saturday in the fall, I'd walk down there and bring something back for gameday. If you're ever in my neck of the woods north of Atlanta, in downtown Alpharetta there's a place called Smokejack. They have some mighty fine selections. Other than that, I haven't found any good bbq that's very convenient to anywhere I ever usually am.

Welcome back J-Z. Have you met Carmela?

1:55 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Must ... resist ... urge

1:55 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

What urge is that Jet?

1:56 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I can't resist the urge. I'm saying alot of things and as usual, my daughter thinks I'm crazy. I will however resist the urge to convert those words to written form here.

1:57 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

FSJ ...

Not takin' your bait ... no cheapy 15 yarders today.

Except this ... get out ma face, Bammer.

1:57 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Hahaha, that's great Norm, I was wondering the same thing earlier.

1:58 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

ehyou - where've you been lately? You've either been absent or our visits have overlapped significantly.

1:59 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Tumultuous life to blame. Lost job, got new one, moving, etc.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Most recent post on "stuff" my dad says is pretty good - "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still **** your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough ****."

2:03 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I couldn't totally miss Hate Week, though.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Dang. Sorry and congratulations. Moving away from SoGa?

2:04 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Eufaula...getting closer to God's country.

2:08 PM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Look all the newbies this week. What an exciting week to actually be busy with.....work. But home now, time to bake some cookies. Yum Yum.

FSJ- SHUT UP BAMER!

Where is everyone meeting up on gameday? E-Bro and I will be rolling into town early for the game. If anyone has a spare single, click on my profile and email me. E-Bro is looking for a single.

2:10 PM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Norm- With that rule, does that mean we all have to buy FSJ a present?

2:11 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Ha Eddie..

There will be 70,000 people doing that come Friday....

That's alot of presents.

2:12 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Eddie - FSJ gets nothing from me other than scorn and contempt.

2:14 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I hate you Norm.

2:16 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i HATE you HATING on Norm FSJ!

2:20 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

I feel sorry for folks coming into town just for the HS game...it's gonna be a made house around here.

2:22 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Excuse me, "mad house"

Sorry, Jet. :-P

2:24 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Yeah we may take that one in Friday night after the game. Give us something to do before going out for the night.

Thanks for the tip.........

2:25 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Auburn Chamber of Commerce has to be loving Friday with the IB and a playoff game.

BTW, if I forget to say it before the day is out, everyone be sure to have a Happy Hatesgiving tomorrow.

2:25 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

The Gadsden-Hoover game ought to be a doozy too.

My hope is that Gadsden and Auburn High win...That would royally tick off the AHSAA folks I am sure.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

oh, bammers aren't welcome at auburn high school either FSJ. maybe your kind could hang at the BP in Opelika or something.

2:26 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Carmela wins.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

oh, and that was meant to be said in the most sincere tone of HATE.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

E-Bro ...

I disagree ... it will take months to get the smell of Red Man, Skoal, and Waffle House out of downtown Auburn.

And then there's the smell of what their men leave behind.

2:27 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

I blame UAT for making FSJ make scottie hate him for hating on Norm

2:28 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

so do i.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I don't know what I should do.
I do not give my extra tickets to people who ask for them. Why? Just because. I was thinking I'd give a pair to deserving Hottie(s) but don't know which Hotties don't have season tickets but would like to go to the IB. Then there's the whole problem of being forced to choose which Hottie if more than one wants the pair of tickets. Then there's the problem of promising tickets I can't deliver if I get in a car wreck on the way to AU and am either dead or in a coma. Should I just give them to the AU friend I usually give them to? He always has AU friends wanting to go to the games. Obviously, no bammer or even impartial people are ever allowed to use these tickets. Discuss.

2:31 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Jet...good point. It's why I can't stand to be in Tuscaloosa for more than 3-4 hours at a time.

2:31 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

DMiller is looking hard for tickets, THT.

2:31 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

my mom is coming to the game and doesn't have a ticket. she's pretty hot. discuss.

2:32 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

also, nonsmokers only

2:33 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

well, she's smoking hot so i guess she's out.

ha.

2:33 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I heard DMiller's wife sentenced him to the mall on Friday. True?

2:34 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

THT...if you're looking for a place to deposit some IB tickets (I actually only need one), I'm your guy.

I've got a solid IB record when watching in person.

2:34 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Ahem.... just kidding THT. I'd love to go, but I don't think Jordan-Hare can contain that kind of hate on a Friday.

2:34 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I'm not a smoker.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I think a call from the governor with tickets might pardon him. If not, he might need to consult an attorney.

Just sayin'.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

my mom is 1-0 at iron bowls. her IM name is 'auburnmom'. she's legit.

she HATES bama.

2:35 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

J-H will be full of hate....No doubt about that.

2:35 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

But THT...do what you feel you have to do.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

THT - you can't see it, but I have my hand raised.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I'd buy you some Blue Bell for sure.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

with chocolate syrup!

2:36 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Roosevelt said he liked chocolate syrup too..

Where is he?

2:38 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

ScottieB - Balee dat!

(sorry if I didn't spell that correctly)

2:38 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Imma let you finish, THT, but you got yourself in a world of hurt.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I just finished watching a re-airing of AU Every Day. That was a fine Trooper centric show. I like him even more now.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

The good news is that this might provide us the impetus for another page flip.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

There is that.

2:40 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

So we got that goin' for us.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

as long as it's done with HATE i'm all for the flip.

2:41 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Three page flips in a non-gameday thread?

Would that be a record or tie one?

2:41 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

and JGT isn't around to set up a new thread!

2:41 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Shhhhh, TommyD.

2:42 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Which is nice.

2:42 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

wasn't the day Tuberville fired (i mean quit) the record day?

2:42 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

I really should be doing laundry.

2:43 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I think it was, but we did have the psycho 1,000 post thread early in my HABOTN career one Saturday night last fall.

2:43 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

We'll call it the record for a non-gameday or non-coaching hired/fired/resigned thread.

2:44 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I remember that thread Jet.

2:44 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

I'll see the Blue Bell and raise you a coke to float it in. And I'm a non-smoker, non-dipper, non-drinker(for at least the last 30 days or so), full blown hater.

And I'm coming up for the Prattville game anyway, so I might as well make a day out of it.

I make no promises about popcorn issues though.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

THT - my email is in my profile. I eagerly await your correspondence.

Thanks, your friend Norm

2:44 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

So he's like always around?

2:44 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

ONe good thing about working all week with Mrs. Jet and Stewardess at home: they've been doing the laundry ... and the cooking ... and if they'd get off their butts, they could get the yard done as well.

2:45 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I don't blame ya meat candy..I would too.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

J-Z as non-drinker.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2:46 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Just kidding, J-Z.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I definitely meet all of the stated conditions and quite likely most of the conditions left unstated. My hate is known far and wide. My IB record is quite nice, AU is 9 - 1 with Norm in attendance.

Keep Hate Alive

2:47 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

THT...we have an extra Boston Butt of BBQ that we did up real nice last weekend. Just sayin'.

Originally it was set aside for Eddie, but I've found a higher cause now.

2:47 PM  
Blogger AUTIGER78 said...

Hotties, I have a family dilemma. My 21 yr old daughter began dating a bammer two yrs ago and although they are no more, I'm afraid that he has contaminated her mind.

She has recently begun to post RTR (it pains me to type it) on Face Book and even became a Fan of Nick Satan of FB.

Now here is my dilemma, she want to go to Auburn on Friday and she expect to go to the game using on of my six tickets. How do I tell her that she doesn't have a cut dogs chance of seeing the game on my tickets as long as she holds even lukewarm feelings for the object of my hate?

Help Hotties, I need advice.

2:47 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

So he knows when we're sleeping, or when we're awake?

2:47 PM  
Blogger Carmela said...

Thank you j-z

What does Carmela win?

Why would someone go to a high school game the night of the Iron Bowl?

2:47 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Wade..

Tell her to come on over to the dark side.

We need more on the bandwagon.

2:48 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Wow Wade, thats a shame that youre gonna have to shoot your daughter

2:49 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Wade ...

3 choices ... her pick.

Excommunication
Exorcism
Execution

2:49 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Wade,

At 21 years old, she's a grown woman. She has to make her own decisions. That doesn't mean you have to support those decisions with the sweat of your brow.

Did I ask you your preference on ice cream flavors?

2:52 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Wade, forgive me brother, for being so insensitive to your plight.

You are in my prayers.

Then, tell her there's no way in hell she's gonna use one of your tickets to pull for the Infidels.

2:52 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Wade...read the Auburn Creed aloud to her at Hatesgiving Dinner tomorrow and then grab a copy of the 1989 Iron Bowl and lock her in a room and make her watch it.

I defy her to not be an Auburn fan afterward.

2:53 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

TommyD is right. It's tough love but that's what we parents have to do. She must be taught a lesson.

2:53 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Wade, I've sent children younger than her to the electric chair. Didn't want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.

2:54 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Brother Jet is a baaaaaaad man.

2:55 PM  
Blogger AUTIGER78 said...

FSJ, shut up bammer!

mytommyd, I have already filed the serial number off my 45.

Bro.Jet, Sage advice

2:55 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Wade:

Love that child...Support that child.

There are worse things than being a bammer.

2:55 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

There's right and just, and then there's things you just have to do.

2:55 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Shut up bammer

2:55 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

FSJ - Don't you come around here spreading your garbage!

2:56 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Give her a phony ticket. That'll teach her.

2:56 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Wade ...

"But we command you, brethren, that you withdraw from every one who walks disorderly and not according to the tradition which he received from us." 2 Thess. 3:6

2:56 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

I took it under consideration that FSJ may have something there. There are worse things than being a bammer.

Yeah, couldn't think of ONE thing that's worse than that.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Carmela said...

Wade it's your fault. You didn't train her right. Either that or he's really hot.

mytommyd are you going to tell me what I've won?

2:57 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

E-Bro, that is an EXCELLENT idea! hahahahaha.

2:57 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

You win it all Carmela. Congratulations. It's yours.

3:00 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

600 is coming quick

3:01 PM  
Blogger AUTIGER78 said...

Hotties,

I have already told her that I in no way feel obligated to financially support a lifestyle with which I disagree.

She will find reality to be cold and hard. And she will find that I have no problem leaving her standing at the gate as her family disappears into Jordan Hare.

3:01 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

THT's ticket grab and Wade's evil conundrum have helped this upcoming page flip move right along

3:02 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

You know Wade, she will probably learn from this lesson. Unless of course she's a real bammer and then she'll blame her problems on you, poor recruiting years and bad coaching

3:04 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Send her to Camp War Eagle.

Wait...no...that's not a good idea.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

j-z, Norm, E-Bro, Scottie's hot Mom. That's 4 for 2 tickets. Y'all figure it out and let me know.

3:06 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

smokin hot auburnmom's gotta get one right?

3:07 PM  
Blogger AUTIGER78 said...

Carmela,

I have a hard time looking at myself in the mirror.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

There is a potential compromise: give her a ticket, if she misbehaves once, then tell an embarrassing story about her at the top of your lungs. If she misbehaves twice, then turn her in to security for having crystal meth in her purse. She's a Bammer. It's likely.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

J-Z and Norm could share them and then go to the Prattville game afterwards. I'd like to see each game, my daughter will be there for the Prattville game so there's that.

3:07 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

tommy...

I'd think that a smoking hot mom would get one of them.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Smoking hot MrsTHT might disagree, FSJ.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Don't worry about the mirror, Wade. At least I don't. I've been ugly my whole life. At least that's what Norm told me in high school.

3:09 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I don't have near the Hottie tenure of J-Z and Norm and I'm not a hotmom.

Talk about your underdog.

3:09 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Don't give up E-Bro..

3:11 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

E-Bro ...

Give up.

3:12 PM  
Blogger easyedwin said...

Carm,
Sorry, we are in a hiring freeze.

Wade,
If daughter uses the ticket, then you have her wear Auburn jersey, beads, earrings and sox.
A tat on the face would be an option.

3:12 PM  
Blogger AUTIGER78 said...

Bro Jet,

I have considered giving her the ticket and then if we are winning make her endure the worse in your face smackedown of all time. However; if the unthinkable happens, text security and have her escorted from my beloved JH.

3:13 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

I'm torn.

3:13 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

E-Bro...

Would an Auburn man quit?

I think not.

At least not before the fourth quarter.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

hot momma is making taco soup for the post iron bowl celebration/HATE fest. i'm sure she won't mind if i invite the entire HABOTN over.

3:15 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

shut up bammer!

3:15 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

FSJ - Shut up Bammer.

E-bro - Jet is a wise man, I've known him many years. He offers fine advice. Ugly sure, but wise.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

We're in the Red Zone again.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

The Yoda of HABOTN, I am.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

scottieb - sounds like your mom will be really busy and probably watch the game while she works.

I'm just sayin'

3:17 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

We want a page flip!

3:18 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

And we won't be denied.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Norm is the like the William "The Refrigerator" Perry of page flips.

3:19 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

FSJ makes his only compelling argument of the week.

An Auburn man doesn't quit, even when he knows he's beaten.

I'll forge ahead in my forlorn quest.

Now what?

3:19 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

It's gonna happen.

3:19 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

It's gotta happen.

3:20 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Most definitely.

3:20 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

u think Norm? really?

3:20 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Give it to Norm!

3:20 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i'll HATE you for it!

3:20 PM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

First and...

3:20 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Don't out-think yourselves here.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

scottieb - In this particular case, that's absolutely what I'm thinking.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

..10, do it again, score-auburn-score!

3:21 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Sniff

3:21 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Booyah

3:21 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Nice work, Norm.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

boom-shaka-lakah!

3:22 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

OK, get to your sidelines before you get a celebration penalty!

3:22 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

dude, i'm so getting a flag on this!

a flag of HATE.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

J-Z, help me out here. I'm campaigning for you and I to split the THT tix then go to PHS game. Come on man!

3:22 PM  
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