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11.26.2008

Tuberville speakin' on coordinators

Tuberville was on the SEC teleconference today discussing matters related to his search for a new offensive coordinator. The Mea Culpa Project (aka Tony Franklin's reign) ended on Oct. 8 and Tuberville presumabl has been hot on the trail of his next coordinator since then.

Here's what he had to say:
  • On how many people have inquired: "I've got a stack a mile high. I've kinda worked those down to probably a dozen and I'll sit down and start working from those midweek next week. I want to get a start on that."

  • On his timeframe: "I'm not going to be in a real big hurry. I think the first week in January would probably be the target date to have somebody on board. It could happen before that but I don't foresee it happening any earlier than that. I don't want to mess with anybody's season."

  • On Auburn's ideal offensive paradigm: "I'm looking for somebody that knows something about the spread but also knows how to run the football. You've got to be able to do that in this league. I think it's pretty much been proven. If you look at everybody in this league, the people that are pretty much going to be at the top of the league every year are going to have a good running game. Whether it comes from your quarterback in the spread or whether it comes from a two-back system, you still have to have a plan."

195 Comments:

Blogger Mark said...

you'd think that he would realize that CTF did not have a plan for running the ball before the sixth game of the season.

Well, at least I'd think that. Heck, I do think that. Better yet, I am getting pissed off all over again thinking that.

Now, I'm done thinking. Geez, what a crappy year.

6:09 PM  
Blogger Denny Crum said...

This translates into CTT knows who he wants, and he needs to make sure the one he wants will come and if not, then he move on to choice number 2. Once the person in sequence says yes, then the announcement will be made and for all anyone knows, that was the one and only choice. I don't think we will see people come in and interview with the CTT. If there are interviews, it will off site and very hush hush. Need to know kind of stuff, you get the picture Jay G. There may be names leaked that are not even who they really want. It will be intrigue in its highest artform

6:13 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Mark, Franklin's teams at Troy ran the ball a good bit.

I do think there is a change in Tuberville's stance on the spread. There is a big difference in saying we are committed to the spread and saying we want someone who knows something about it.

I am beginning to think that we will never be a spread offense.

6:13 PM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

denny is spot on.

6:14 PM  
Blogger barkley for governor said...

HAAAAAA! A stack a mile high?! Yeah, because so many people like to work for a year and get fired.

6:16 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Steve from Columbia...

I agree 100%.

6:20 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Hey all.

Just wanted to update y'all and let you know that I am hating bama from the oxford chick-fil-a

I can't wait to see the OC list.

I'll check back later in my joirney to Florence.

6:27 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Haters. All of you.

6:28 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

There will be no list that is valid that will be released to the public. It will be all disinformation as part of the brilliant Auburn deception campaign.

BTW, I believe Auburn will win by 9 points.

6:31 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

Jet-You are killing me. The hate posts are the best I've seen. Can't stop laughin'.

6:31 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

mmmm Chick-fil-a

Denny bout time you showed up with the hate.

Jet has set the tone. I'm proud to know him.

6:34 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

I was just hating Bama at Sams Club. Told the bell ringer I would give him some cash if he said he hated Bama. Dude said he hated the vest was red.

6:34 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

Santa hates bama too????????

6:36 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

I hate Bama so much, that I love hatin' so much. I derive energy from it.

6:37 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

I saw Santa at the Walmart and personally told me that he hated Bama so much that all the little kids that wished for Bama gear are all getting switches and coal. Santa doesn't were crimson, he wears Cardinal Red.

6:40 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

We are having:
Hate Turkey
Hate Dressing
Hate deviled Eggs
Hate cranberry sauce
Hate green beans
Hate pudding

And after that we are going to watch replays of the past 6 IB. Theh undo our belts and take a nap.

6:41 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

I knew it!

6:43 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

BTW, that wasn't Howard Schellenberger teaching Gene Stallings about football in the 1991 Fiesta Bowl (34-7), it was Santa with just a moustache. A damn fine one at that.

6:43 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

Is anyone going to watch the Hate Macy's Thanksgiving Parade?

6:44 PM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

if you surgically wire together two ribs, they look like elephant ribs. pure hatred here. time to dominate.

6:45 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Denny:

I heard that stories about Howard in Louisville are legendary....

6:48 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

If it involves drinking, then they are probably true.

6:51 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Well they should have known not to put Howard in the Bourbon capital of the world....

6:52 PM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

it would make my heart smile so much if i got to see WOOTANGCLAN HATIN ON BAMA, or WOOTANG BAMA HATERS CLAN, or THE WOOTANG CLAN HATES THE TIDE.

sorry, i just love me some WOO. plus folding towels at the gym i've got some extra time on my....brain.

6:53 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

One of these days we can sit down over a glass of Eagle Rare and discuss all of the stories about the pipe smokin moustache wearin sex machine known as Howard Schellenberger.

6:53 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

Even Snoop Dog wants to put a little hate-izzle on AUT.

6:59 PM  
Blogger Phormerly Phred said...

Jay G ... be sure to tell any players that you interview just how much all the hotties HATE BAMA.

7:00 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

typo (UAT)

7:02 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

In this season of thanks, I think I'm most thankful for the hatred that I can feel for Bama.

7:03 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

LOL @ RK - that's good stuff. I'm using that tomorrow at our family gathering.

I'm going to listen to Saban in a minute. I'll be putting a voodoo hex on him via information super highway.

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Crudup said...

Need help understanding why a lot of people think Tubs has suddenly figured out how to coach a team in 2008? All these wonderful ideas on how to use Fannin and Tristan Davis yet we all know it's not going to pan out that way.

Here's the motto of 2008. If it makes sense don't do it. You can think about it. But don't do it.

It's really that simple.

And to think Tuberville has some master plan to lure a top notch OC after all of his recent tomfoolery (love that word) is almost Bammer like. He may get lucky and hire a good one.

That's all I got to say about thayat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exmH6Jr-vcc

7:07 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

Jet-When you come back Tray Blackman says your a Big Ball of hate.

7:08 PM  
Anonymous jay at red lobster said...

for the record, I have no problem with Alabama.

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Crudup said...

Please take time to review this classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB5sWGuP5ww

7:09 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

Most bama fans don't, Jay at Red Lobster.
I didn't know people still ate at Red Lobster.

7:10 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

Crudup, If you hated bama enough,,you would understand where all of our new found confidence. I don't just believe. I hate.

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Crudup said...

Oh I hate. And I hate hard.

7:11 PM  
Anonymous bama hatin' atlantatiger said...

Good with the Spread and Runnin the ball???? WHere is he? Fantasy football Land?

7:11 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

My dad's two favorite questions are How Many Red Lobsters are there in Maine. And the more philosophical one...Why are all there always standing in line at Red Lobster in Destin and places like that. The Red Lobster in Peoria Illinois and Richmond Kentucky get the same seafood as the one in Destin.

7:12 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

Jay-you seafood lover you.

7:12 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

I am sorry for doubting your hatingness.

7:13 PM  
Anonymous bama hatin' atlantatiger said...

I really hate bama....Problem is I love my wife. She is a bammer. I really hope we win cause 6 yrs of hell will rain down upon me at 6pm on the dot saturday.

7:13 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

Dude, you live in a split personality household.

7:14 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

Denny-tell her you'll cut her off if she rips too much.

7:21 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

LOL Denny - I ask those same questions!

7:23 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

There are no Red Lobsters in Maine. Makes one think.

7:27 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

why is seafood more expensive the closer you get to the ocean?

7:29 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

Back to reality.
I hate seafood and I hate the ocean.

7:29 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

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7:31 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

I hate RED snapper. I hate lobsters because they are red. I hate tomoatos because,,,,well you get the picture.

7:33 PM  
Blogger michael said...

If you don't hate Alabama, then the terrorists win.

7:43 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

I hate Bama; Therefore I am.

7:44 PM  
Blogger michael hatin' on stinkabama said...

I hate bama enough to make my posting name really long.

7:48 PM  
Blogger Phormerly Phred said...

On offensive coordinators ... I think we should hire the midget from Fantasy Island.

7:52 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Hey all. Hating Bama from the rest stop in Cullman, AL.

Time to keep on moving.

7:54 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

When I think of Tuscaloosa I think of the Tempest by William I despise Bama Shakespeare.

I do smell all horse-piss; at which my nose is in great indignation.
The Tempest, 4. 1

7:55 PM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

HELLLOOOOOOOOOO CULLMAN!

7:56 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

Nobody can doubt how much you hate Bama, my good friend michael hatin' on stinkabama

7:56 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

Woot you cannot hate the ocean. goober.

Michael - that is my favorite - "If you don't hate bama the terrorists win" Good stuff.

7:58 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

LMAO Eddie is on the Trail of Hate.

8:01 PM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

i hate terrorists. i hate the crimson tide more.

Chick Fil-A should change its slogan this week to : HATE MOR BAMA.

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Crudup said...

Did the midget from Fantasy Island have anything to do with Jetgate?

8:01 PM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

eddie: blazin' a trail of hate seldom seen in these parts. we're all mighty proud.

8:14 PM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

i've got an off the wall heisman pick for you: laurinitus of osu. toal stud and leader, pretty good team, too. let the spankin begin.

8:15 PM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

should have read "total"

8:15 PM  
Anonymous mr sensible's blackberry said...

Peace and love HABOTN friends.

Like Col. Andy said in Red Dawn,

"All that hate is gonna burn you up."

Hope you all have a happy thanksgiving!

Beat Bama!

8:19 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

I am using all my hate to cook my ham for Thanksgiving and maybe to give a little to others out there who deserve some hate their way. When you hate bama, you gotta spread the wealth.

8:25 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

Andrew Jackson the best hater out there ever. His famous quote was that two of his biggest mistakes ever were: Not hanging Henry Clay and not shooting John C. Calhoun.

Number one in my hater hall of a fame.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

alright poster number 69. My night has been made.

8:28 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Hate, pure unadulterated f'n hate.

It's not Auburn vs Alabama, it's decency vs filth.

8:28 PM  
Anonymous FSJ-from the Playboy Mansion said...

I'm not a hater...

I'm a lover.

8:36 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

I'm in Athens, AL and still hating bama more than ever on my trail of hate thru Alabama.

Catch ya later.

8:56 PM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

watch out eddie--the roads are packed with starvin pachyderms.

9:02 PM  
Blogger Phormerly Phred said...

Crudup ... yes he did. He's the one who spotted ... "de plane, de plane!"

9:03 PM  
Blogger depressedAUfan said...

Is Tubs actually going to meet with our top candidate or is E Gran getting the honor again? The new OC should get a clause in his contract that CTT has to actually talk to him more than once a month. I think these would be positive moves.

9:03 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

Monica-why the hate about the ocean? If we're hatin', I'm hatin' it all.

Friday while the wife shops, I'm gonna play the Robert Trent Jones Hate Trail in P'ville.

I even hate the Red Rider BB Gun. (not reallybut had to throw it in)

9:07 PM  
Blogger wootangclan said...

Can Jay change the name of this post to 'Tuberville speakin' on hatin' coordinators"?

That would hold true for this year.

9:08 PM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

that's gotta be tough, mr. s. unless you can make it back to bama for the game. of course, rumor has it they have tv in tennessee. (I would have added football to that snarky comment, except that vandy beat us)

9:14 PM  
Blogger MrsFrontRim said...

Mr. and I want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Everyone in Montgomery, please be careful with your knives, turkey fryers, and in-laws (extra careful if they are bama fans). I am working 12 hrs in the ER and hope not to see any hotties on Thanksgiving. Please be careful in your travels and enjoy lots of good food. War Eagle!!! Sending lots of Bama hate to all, The FrontRims

9:28 PM  
Blogger tigerfan44 said...

Happy Thanksgiving to all the HOTTIES. I am planning on gaining about 7 to 8 lbs tommorrow, wish me luck. Hope everyone has a good one.

9:35 PM  
Blogger barkley for governor said...

Ben Tate on the front page of ESPN.com.

9:39 PM  
Blogger Phormerly Phred said...

Seriously ... be thankful. I imagine that we all have a lot to be thankful for. I know I do. So here's to old friends and new; good years and bad years ... oh crap - just hate bama. Hate them with all your heart.

9:40 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Hate them early and hate them often...take some time out to enjoy some turkey tomorrow...but if you think you might lose some of that intensity then hate every bit of that turkey as you eat it.

9:46 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

You know what time it is?

It's Hate O'Clock!

And Jet's back for more!!!

9:50 PM  
Blogger Hoopie's Hatin' Bama said...

Eddie on the Trail of Hate...that's quite a trip..... from Villa Rica to Florence via the Ham on the busiest travel day all year. Hope you dropped extra hate in the Ham...it's needed.

9:50 PM  
Blogger scottie b hatin bama in tennessee said...

as i sit before my turkey dinner tomorrow i will be thankful for many things but one thing in particular........i am thankful for my utter disdain for the crimson tide.

war eagle and happy turkey day hotties!

mr sensible, is it possible you can feel the HATE coming from knoxville in chattanooga? it's free flowing with a passion from 7843 cody lane.

9:54 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Four scores and three field goals ago, our fathers brought forth in this state a new HOTTIE nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that UAT should be hated with every fiber of our being.

9:56 PM  
Blogger jim in scranton said...

I HATE BAMA because most of their fans are a bunch of dumb idiot,
cousin dating, illiterate, rednecks who couldn't find Tuscalosa on a map of the State of Alabama if the SEC Championship depended on it. Half of 'em probably can't find the State of Alabama on a map of the U.S. They are so dumb that they proudly wear flip-flops and overalls out on the town to Walmart on a Saturday night because they can't tie their own shoes or zip up their pants. However, they proudly fly those BAMA flags from the window of their new 2008 Red Chevrolet or Dodge pick-up trucks with their BAMA bumper stickers on the rear bumper. The truck probably cost 3 times their annual income, but is worth 5 times more than the 1970's model house trailer that they proudly park it in front of next to a brand new satellite dish so they can watch their "beloved" CRIMSON TIDE play.

10:03 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Eddie, welcome back home.

You went to the Chick?

You know what I always say:

Eat Mor Chikin

Hate Mor Bama

10:03 PM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

as i gather tomorrow with my wife's yankee (indiana) family, i'm sure they will mistake my hatred for bama with disdain for the bird. i am making AUthentic cornbread dressing for the occasion--to offset whatever they have stuffed in the bird (oysters or some such). I will strive to be at my most auburn politeness as I grit my teeth to keep the hatred down 'til saturday. war eagle and my best to all of you (even you fsj). out.

10:03 PM  
Anonymous jhag said...

Josh McDaniels

10:06 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Horrible news tonight.

Sister announces aunt-uncle from FSJ's town are coming to Friday family feast, and they are .... BAMMERS!

Well, you know what.

HOTTIE WATER is thicker than blood.

Warrrr Eagle, Hate!

They are Fredo to me.

10:08 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

My my ... so hateful, you all are!

10:13 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

John Paul Jet says:

I have not yet begun to hate!

10:15 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Nathan Hate says:

I regret that I only have one life to hate for AU.

10:15 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Patrick Henry says:

Give me hate or give me death!

10:16 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Yogi Hater says:

When you come to a fork in the road, hate it.

10:16 PM  
Blogger barkley for governor said...

Jay, you shouldn't be allowed to cover the Iron Bowl unless you hate Alabama.

Even if Alabama does win, I expect to read about an Auburn victory in the Advertiser Sunday morning. Just write about last year's game or something.

10:17 PM  
Blogger Hoopie's Hatin' Bama said...

Jet....with your permission, I would like to copy and post your "Hate Manifesto" @2:11 pm on the AuNation.net site. Got some folks over there that will appreciate the hate.

10:23 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Hey, I just shook up the Magic H8 Ball.

I asked it a question: Do I hate Alabama enough?

Answer: Reply hazy. Hate harder.

Oh, my.

10:25 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Hoopie ...

Mi manifesto es su manifesto.

10:26 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

I was driving to my folks house for the annual smokedturkeyathon when I thought of something else I hate about bama..Those damn flags!!

10:29 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

What a day ...

Eddie's on HATE-cation.

Shesaid is really SheHATES.

Monica is mass commuiHATING on the blog and on the radio

Mr. S is stuck in HATE-anooga.

Woo is having the HATERS and HATE-resses serving a Thanksgiving meal fit for a HATER.

And the rest of the HATIN' Hotties are ele-HATIN' their game!

10:40 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I hope everyone here has the best Thanksgiving ever.

However, I hope you all have a crappy day on Saturday.

Your pal,

FSJ

10:41 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

Happy Thanksgiving FSJ and crappy Saturday back at ya.

10:45 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

some real passionate hate being dished out this evening..very impressed with alot of these post..I'll be up smoking a turkey all night so I'll be in and out most of the night.. What are the odds that I'll have some company?

10:49 PM  
Blogger Chris_In_Inverness said...

No hurry?

10:49 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

I can stay up till Hate:30.

10:52 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

I've been up hatin' for the last Hate-teen hours!

10:55 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

ok pause on my hate and I have a fan question..

Since the OC situation was adressed today..any names being whispered in AU?

10:58 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

gotta go stoke the fire under la turkey..I hate the color crimson!!

11:00 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

The names I heard are:

The OC from Ball HATE.

Gus Malzahn, who HATES Houston Nutt

One of assistants at HATE-lahoma.

HATE to tell you, but I don't have much info to share.

11:00 PM  
Blogger michael hatin' on stinkabama said...

Mostly sweet nothings are being whispered at Auburn, no OC candidate names.

11:06 PM  
Blogger Chris_In_Inverness said...

Whoaaaa ----- you failed to mention the recently FIRED HC from

San Jose HATE

Former OC ate OklaHate-ma.

11:09 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

I HATE it when I forget ... i guess i'm getting tired. been a long time since 4:45

11:11 PM  
Blogger Chris_In_Inverness said...

Hahahahahaha


AWA Championship Wresteling

Dude on now, talking about how the "Hype is over and now its time to get down to wrestling. That's what we do in the AWA, wrestle."


Hmmm, how'd that work ---- HATE BAMMER! --- out for ya?

11:12 PM  
Blogger Chris_In_Inverness said...

I crap HATE for the Criminal Turd.

11:14 PM  
Blogger Chris_In_Inverness said...

Mr. Magnificant vs Bill tate!!!

11:15 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Well, the Trail of Hate has concluded, but it didn't end before I had the chance to stop by the Wal-Mart in Athens. As if I wasn't hating bama enough before I had to stop there, that sealed the deal. The hate bama nation must do all their shopping their the day before. Good thing I didn't want cheap beer, cigarettes or my very own bama camo, because they were all sold out and in force. I must say, I didn't know that Spam was such a hot item for Thanksgiving. They were buying it up like it was going out of style. I think I saw enough bama fans to put together a whole set of teeth.

I hated bama at Birth, I hated bama growing up, I hate bama now and I will hate bama even more in the future.

This place is like Cheers, where everybody knows your name. It's good to be home and not out poaching elephants.

11:16 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Chris ... since you're in Inverness ... how's the traffic looking on U.S. 2Hatey?

11:16 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

mass comuniHATING -more good stuff, Steve...

I'm going to bed while dreams of bama fumbles dance through my head.

Happy Thanksgiving to those who won't be here tomorrow.


Faker- you're going down.

11:17 PM  
Blogger michael hatin' on stinkabama said...

despite the current climate in here, I just want to say that I LOVE you guys!

11:20 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Eddie ...

Your leadership is an inspiration to us all.

When I grow up, I wanna hate like you do.

We must hate them in our homes, hate them in the cities, hate them in the country, and hate them wherever they are.

You have done that.

11:20 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Good night Mon. May wishes of hatin bama feel your head.

11:20 PM  
Blogger Chris_In_Inverness said...

Not to bad.....its startered to ......................IHATEBAMMERuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuIHATEBAMMERuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuIHATEBAMMERuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.....actually, I've lived here for about IHATEBAMMERuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

3 years and I haven't really had a terrets --- i mean problem.

As long as you stay away from HATE in the morning or 5 at night.

11:21 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

I'm lovin' you all till it HATES ... I mean, hurts.

11:21 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Nighty, night, Monica.

11:23 PM  
Blogger Chris_In_Inverness said...

I HATE bammer more than I HATE a chaffed upper thighs at work when I was 16


turrets

11:25 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

This Thanksgiving, I'm Hatin' for:

Hating Mullets
Hating Doublewides
Hating Spam
Hating Crimson
Hating Rednecks
Hating Wal-Mart
Hating Tuscalooser
Hating Drunk Former QB's
Hating homemade car AC Units
Hating $5 license Tags
Hating $5 Collegiate Apparel
Hating Elephants
Hating Dead Coaches
Hating Satan
Hating SI Covers
Hating Fake Championships

The list goes on and on.

11:27 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Hatin' Bama is like breathing.

It's just natural.

11:29 PM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Guys, it's Hate:30 for me, and I've got to crash.

Loved HATIN' with you.

11:30 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Hate Bama now, later and in your dreams Jet G Hate.

11:32 PM  
Blogger Chris_In_Inverness said...

Look....I know my HATE is more HATING than yours.........why?


Anyone who calls Bammer "bama" is a POON.

11:35 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Sorry Chris. I hate bama, bammer, bammies and all that is in-between. I radiate Hate for Bama.

11:39 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

I use the term bammer only for those true idiots..I have bama friends and they don't run around calling me barner or whatever..I hate bammer though.

11:43 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

bammers..I hate bammers..

11:44 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Wartiger- How is the Turkey coming?

11:49 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

ahh dude the smoke is billowing out of the smoker..we'll leave it in there until about 6 in the morning and then it'll be sample time and a coupla hours sleep then more eating..

11:54 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

figured it was time to fall in avatar line with the hotties...though I'm on the search for something with a little more umph..maybe a picture of a real dead elephant.

11:56 PM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

I like it Wartiger. Wish I could sample the turkey. Sounds great.

Good luck finding something that shows your true hate towards bama.

11:58 PM  
Blogger Michael4AU said...

Good night from Colorado everybody. Get some sleep and take a break from hatin' tomorrow to give thanks for six in a row and hopefully seven (amongst other things). Then wake up on Friday with renewed vigor and get your hate on like Donkey Kong. Happy Thanksgiving everybody and War Eagle!!

12:19 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Crudup, Tuberville will be able to get a quality OC. Money talks.

12:26 AM  
Blogger AUnMobile Hate'n Bama-(I am Kodi Burns) said...

if hate was a four letter word it would be BAMA..... i hate those dudes with every fiber of my being....damn thats some serious hate!!!!

12:56 AM  
Blogger AUnMobile Hate'n Bama-(I am Kodi Burns) said...

i hate bammers more than getting a freakn root canal!!!! i need another beer

12:59 AM  
Blogger Phormerly Phred said...

Wow. This has taken on a life of it's own.

1:27 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Next shift ... reporting for duty!

Happy Thanksgiving!

I hate Bama.

4:54 AM  
Anonymous yoda said...

Hmmm

Fear turns to jealousy

Jealousy turns to HATE

Get you nowhere HATE will

Know this Auburn, Hate you nothing ab out. The empire and Darth Saban, hate their specialty is.

6:25 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Aw, blow it out your ear hole, Yoda.

Just kiddin'.

Still hatin' Bama.

7:19 AM  
Anonymous mr sensible's blackberry said...

I just read that the last time Auburn had a streak like this, Bryant ended it in his 2nd year at Bama. We all know what followed.

Life is a cycle.

And sometimes the scycle cuts your head off.

7:22 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Not. Gonna. Happen.

That was the era of unlimited scholarships and telegraphs. Shoot, facemasks hadn't been around long.

With a clear vision of purpose,
Fueled by Hate
We will fight UAT
Till the Death

7:35 AM  
Anonymous FSJ said...

Jet:

I often hear folks talk of Bryant having unlimited scholarships which is indeed true....

However, didn't Auburn have unlimited scholarships too?

Happy Hating to you....

7:38 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

He was a magnetic personality that more wanted to play for ... hence he had more of better ... but equal it up ... it's likely a somewhat different deal.

Happy T-Day to you and yours, FSJ

We now resume our coverage of Great Haters of the 20th Century

7:44 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Happy Thanksgiving all!!!

Please do not let this great day get in the way of your Hate of all things Bama.

I was hating bama in my sleep and everywhere else.

Here to the Hate!!

7:53 AM  
Anonymous FSJ- It's Rollin.... said...

Here we are talking about hate....

These Iowa fans are all about love during this football season.

Love

We should be ashamed of our unbridled hatred....

7:56 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

FSJ- I Love that you will be wearing an Orange and Blue shirt sometime soon as opposed to the crimson shirt you normally adorn.

Love is for pansy's. Real men/women hate!!!!!

7:58 AM  
Anonymous FSJ said...

I'm counting on Nick Saban to bail me out....

8:00 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

On a side note...Happy Thanksgiving FSJ. Hope you have a great one and fill it with love of Auburn.

8:05 AM  
Blogger shesaid drinks UAT Haterade said...

I'm thankful I get the opportunity to hate UAT. There I said it. Happy Thanksgiving!

HATE HATE HATE!!

8:12 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

Think about the original Thanksgiving ...

Was it about togetherness ... or just a precursor to hate?

Gimme a big ol' mug of coffee with a shot of Haterade.

8:26 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

All we are saying is give peace a chance... Love the Bambis!!!

8:38 AM  
Anonymous mr sensible's blackberry of Hate said...

Tuberville sounds like that ole boy from Tremors: "We've got to have a plan for the Graboids!"

8:52 AM  
Blogger the biscuitator said...

Guys I've got a feeling about this weekends game...Auburn 5 UAT 4 (2 offensive holds against Lee Ziemba in the endzone)

9:41 AM  
Blogger the biscuitator said...

also happy thanksgiving. Mr. S how do you get the HABOTN on the blackberry.

9:42 AM  
Blogger Hoopie's Hatin' Bama said...

Careful SteveFC...FSJ will go on a radio callin show and claim you are a Bammer.

No love for the Bambi's. It's Bambi season and there's plenty of hate to go around. Giving thanks that I hate Bammers.

Fellow Hotties....Take time to reflect today and appreciate all the blessings that the Lord has provided.....the obvious and not so obvious.

Happy Thanksgiving and we'll see you tommorrow for more hatin'.

9:49 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate Bama said...

A Thanksgiving HATE-ku

Yes, I hate Bama
Even on Thanksgiving Day
Love to the Hotties

9:54 AM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

DANG! Y'all keep a big ole raging hate on all night! I am so proud!

Speaking of hate, the bammers were sure ticked off at Coach Donnan yesterday on Finebaum when he pointed out that they paid $4 gazillion dollars to, more than anything, finally beat Auburn. LOL woooo hoooo THAT got them turrible fired up!

10:24 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Have you fed and watered your Bambi today?

10:29 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

As for the offensive coordinator, we should definitely start building up a list of people that it will not be.

Coming in number one on the list of people that won't be our next offensive coordinator is Bobby "The Plane Boss, The Plane" Petrino.

Coming in at a close second is Tony "I'm an idiot" Franklin.

In the third position, we have one of Auburn's all time favorite coaches, Mike "F'n" Shula.

Coming in fourth is the man that knows it all, Terry "I can't keep it in my pants" Bowden.

Coming in fifth is another Auburn favorite, Al "My Wife Works Here" Borges.

Well, that is my list. Anyone got any other non-candidates?

10:36 AM  
Anonymous FSJ- Hatin' Orange said...

Steve from Columbia...

Let's not forget Bruce "LetsthrowacreenpasstoEdScissum" Arians

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Reynolds said...

Hate Bammer.

For the children!

10:39 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I love the HATE-ku.

That's some good stuff there. Does it adhere fully with haiku pentameter?

10:40 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

FSJ, thanks for the memories. That guy is part of the dumbest Iron Bowl moments list.

10:41 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Live to Punt, Punt to Live. Iron Bowl 2008 coming soon.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous FSJ- Hatin' Orange said...

That was one of the strangest games in the series, IMO.

Alabama was pitiful. Had no shot.

However, Shaun Alexander had strapped the team on his back and was killing Auburn at about 6-7 yards a pop in the 4th Quarter.

All they had to do was run the ball. Heck he might have picked up the first down. If not, PUNT THE DANG BALL....Auburn would have used their last time out too.

The punter had knocked one out inside Auburn's five on the previous punt. But NOOOOOOOOO..

I remember thinking WTH is going on when I saw Freddie in the shotgun. Surely he's going to hand the ball off....Ughhh

I knew at that moment that Dubose was woefully unprepared for the job. The question is whether Bowden would have been fired with a loss?

10:49 AM  
Blogger scott from tucson said...

the thing i remember most about the end of that iron bowl was scissum returning au's pooch kickoff. scissum was (almost) not to be denied. i swear i don't think he was fully concious for the final 10 yards of his run. still hate bama.

10:50 AM  
Anonymous FSJ- Hatin' Orange said...

I remember that too...The thing about it is that it wasn't his fault...

- The call should not have been made.
- Freddie's throw was high, which caused him to have to turn awkwardly to get the ball to begin with. He had no chance. The Auburn guy was there as soon as he began to secure the ball.
-I'm still P.O'd about it...

Dubose said he had no idea what the call was after the game. We should have fired him right then and there.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous mr sensible's blackberry of Hate said...

JD,

Not sure on specifics, but it works through the Internet browser on this phone.

Time to eat. Catch you all later

11:00 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

That play got me my Ring at Auburn.

Thank god they called that screen. We were dead in the water without it.

11:01 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Happy T-Day Mr. S. Enjoy the food.

Almost time to warm up the fryer here. YUM YUM.

By the way, I still Hate Bama.

11:02 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

I am convinced this will be a very short Iron Bowl. Both teams have reasons to want to shorten the game. Auburn will want to keep it close, so they will want to limit the number of times Bama has the ball. Bama will want to shorten the game so they don't get too beat up before the SECCG. This situation favors Auburn.

I do think CTT is right that it isn't fair to have Bama play the Iron Bowl a week before the SECCG. While Florida is having to play Florida State, somehow I don't think they will get as beat up in that one as Bama will in the Iron Bowl. Regardless, the SECCG should be played with an off week prior to it. Who wants the champ determined by who gets beat up the least in their last game?

11:08 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

FSJ, that Iron Bowl is one where I was definitely glad I wasn't a Bama fan. My head would have likely exploded. It is one of the reasons I refer to Mike Dubose as the greatest Alabama coach of all time. Mike Shula took a close second.

11:10 AM  
Blogger eddie4au- HATES BAMA said...

Steve- This Iron Bowl could be really interesting. They are calling for a 70% chance of rain and T-storms for the game with a high of 58. If that is the case, you can bet that I am glad I am not there sitting thru that.


Lets take it to Alabama, stuff their run and make them throw the ball. If we can do that, we will have a shot.

11:12 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

In a way, I like Iron Bowls like this. It has been about 4 or 5 years since there was an Iron Bowl where I thought there was a chance we wouldn't win. I would have preferred if both teams had a good season, but maybe that will be next year.

I do believe we have a chance because Auburn isn't as bad as our record indicates. I also am of the opinion Bama isn't as good as their record indicates, although they are definitely good. They have just been fortunate that Clemson, Tennessee, and LSU had off years. Even UGA isn't as good as anticipated, but the Bama beat down of them has been by far their most impressive opponent. Ole Miss would probably come in second.

11:25 AM  
Blogger Kris "The Other Little Ball of "Hate said...

Time to give thanks for hating bama and for those who hate bama along with me

11:26 AM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Randy Rosetta of the Baton Rouge Advocate believes a loss would signal something he's already suspected: "Alabama isn't playing the best football at the end of the season. The Tide could have and should have lost to LSU, didn't overwhelm against Mississippi State, and a loss this season to Auburn at home would be hard to justify."

11:50 AM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

LOL Reynolds "for the children"

12:01 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

I can't believe that tomorrow is Iron Bowl Eve. I haven't been this excited about an Iron Bowl in a long time.

I am very encouraged from the attitude I am seeing from CTT and the players. This could prove to be a very interesting game. Should we loose, Bama managed to beat the worst Auburn team in 10 years. Should we win, the streak goes to 7, Bama can kiss the BCSMNC goodbye, and the Bama nation will be stunned.

This could get very interesting if we can find a way to move the ball.

12:20 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Randy Rosetta?

What's the opposite of a "Friend of the HABOTN"?

12:27 PM  
Blogger Mon hatin' bama in WV said...

Mr. S if you can check your yahoo email do so please! If not I want you to save that download you said you were going to listen to so I can have it.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Jay, I don't know Randy, but he made a good point.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Bama Hatin' Denny Crum said...

Jay G,

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, but I still hate them both.

2:07 PM  
Blogger Kris "The Other Little Ball of "Hate said...

Amongst many other things at the great feast, I was also thankful for not being a Notre Dame fan. At his current salary, Weis is charging the Irish 1.3 million per win; and will have his big paw out for alot more than that if he gets canned. Compared to that, we have gotten alot more than that for a lot less dough....yet another thing for which to give thanks.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Notre Dame demonstrated the danger of hiring an unproven head coach and giving him an extravagant buy out. I still can't believe Notre Dame was dumb enough to do that.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Kris "The Other Little Ball of "Hate said...

I don't see how they can give him more time either. They have had great recruiting classes since he has been there and he has yet to win with it. While I hate $aban, I have to concede that on top of being a great recruiter, he can win with what he brings in.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Steve from Columbia said...

Weis won a lot his first couple of seasons, but Notre Dame has fallen apart since. It is much different to sustain a program than it is to turn one around. I think it takes a different type of coach.

2:54 PM  

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