The Official HABOTN Commendation
Thanks to our friend Jet, who is both a gentleman and a scholar, the HABOTN has been lauded via Alabama Senate Resolution No. 09-182.
Here is the text. If you'd like the official resolution in PDF form, I have uploaded it to sendspace.com and provided a link below.
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Montgomery, Alabama
Office of the Secretary
RESOLUTION
Commending Jay G. Tate and the HABOTN for Outstanding New Media Achievement
WHEREAS, with utmost admiration and appreciation, we recognize the Hottest Auburn Blog on The Net (HABOTN), which has established itself as the premier web site for supporters of Auburn University to glean information about athletics, engage in good-natured debate and develop friendships with like-minded fans throughout the nation and world; and
WHEREAS, Jay G. Tate, who covers the Auburn beat for the Montgomery Advertiser, launched the HABOTN on March 1, 2006, at 6:36 p.m., as a vehicle to provide readers a way to interact with him and each other on daily posts, thereby leading to thought-provoking commentary by partakers of the blog, where are known individually and collectively as "hotties"; and
WHEREAS, Mr. Tate has posted more than 1,200 items on HABOTN since its inception, leading to more than 1,000,000 comments from Hotties, not including their participation in widely anticipated online chats, known as "Campfires," where many issues of importance to the Hotties are thoroughly vetted; and
WHEREAS, Mr. Tate, with good nature and great patience, tolerated the antics of merry band of Hotties, who have strayed into areas far afield from Auburn University athletics, such as employment issues at Boston College and the threat posed to society by puppets; and
WHEREAS, Mr. Tate has selflessly shared the stage with numerous HABOTN followers by creating the "Ring of Fire," which is a Hall of Fame of HABOTN posters who have exemplified excellence and who, along with the tireless efforts of Mr. Tate, have helped elevate the HABOTN to its place as a world leader in new media; now therefore
BE IT RESOLVED BY THE SENATE OF THE LEGISLATURE OF ALABAMA,
That with immense pleasure and great pride we commend the HABOTN for its contributions to rational, entertaining discussion of Auburn University athletics and the edification of fellowship among its devotees, and we direct that a copy of this resolution shall be provided to Jay G. Tate as a token of our appreciation and respect.
I hereby certify that the above is a true, correct and accurate copy of Resolution No. 09-182, filed with the Senate of Alabama on April 29, 2009.
(signed)
McDowell Lee
Secretary of Senate
OFFICIAL COPY OF THE RESOLUTION
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viva la resolution
Heading out for a while ... will check back later.
BIGGEST DAY EVER!
hahahaha
This is FAN FREAKIN TASTIC!
Nice work, Jet. Nice, nice work.
Congrats, Jay G. You are Daddy Bear and it's all official and stuff.
that is just too cool. congrats, jgt.
oh, and thanks to you senator jetarsky.
better than condemnation! Keep up the good work, Jay! Thanks so much
There will undoubtedly be many followers in the realm of blogospherical resolutions, but we are the first and no one can ever take that away.
TWO DOLLARS!
Congrats Jay! You deserve it... Now, we need a COD session to celebrate.
Supposed to be March 1, 2006, not 2009. Correct on the official, incorrect on the HABOTN posted.
This is indeed an honor for Jay G. Tate and the Hotties.
Keep up the good work and grow with confidence.
My best wishes to The Great One and his followers.
I thought that didn't look right but since I am a newby I didn't want to say anything.
Thanks to the eagle-eyed Hotties.
Congrats Jay. I don't post here often but enjoy the work.
VIVA LA HABOTN!
This is way better than some cheesy limo stunt!
VIVA LA HABOTN!
Very nice...
A resolution with the term "hotties". I love it.
and "puppets".
Yes, Mleichal will be so happy that puppets and Boston College was mentioned.
So the HABOTN has now become immortalized into the books of the Alabama legislature...word.
I understand that Jet drafted this resolution.
I must say well done Jet.
When is the next Campfire?
Thanks for everyone's support!
I'm off to the Edgewood-Marengo game. Putting my life on the line for my job...
Congratulations, JGT, it is recognition you richly deserve.
Thanks for doing this, Jet.
I bow to you HABOTNess.
Well deserved!
Jet - we've known each other for quite some time and I can absolutely confirm you to be a gentleman, hardly a scholar but definitely a gentleman. We may never know the real story of who you got to write this for you but I guess that's not important now. Excellent job getting this through the system.
JGT - I offer congratulations and thanks yet again. Even on days where nothing is going on you've provided a place for us to gather and have fun.
Thanks to both of you.
did we have to overcome a filibuster from al.com?
Jay, if you get a cough, fever, headache, and an insane urge for BBQ...be scared.
Is it cause for alarm if I perpetually have an insane urge for BBQ? I hope not. Otherwise, I may very well be screwed.
Nicely done Jet and congrats to you Jay!
Why stop...on to DC with this!
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smokin' hot resolution jgt!
jet has achieved something beyond ROF status.
may i submit a resolution he be the inaugural member of the Center Of The Sun status? that's as hot as i could come up with.
also, props to all you long-time hotties out there that have helped make THE HABOTN what it is.
i wish i had discovered THE HABOTN 3/1/2006 @ 6:37 PM rather than just a few months ago.
turn up the heat ya'll!
jgt was also the best AU guest ever on the now deceased afternoon sportsdrive on WNSP 105.5 down here in mobile. neal mccready always spoke highly of jgt's ability to be objective and not just blow sunshine at the fans.
gatiger - perpetual insane urge for bbq is a sign of great health and genius, not to mention Southerness.
Congratulations JGT! Outstanding job Jet. This day shall go in the annals of HABOTN history.
That is quite awesome.
Mr. Tate,
Nice job to Jet and well deserved recongition to you. Who says there is anything wrong with Big Goverment.
I'm so proud of JGT and the HABOTN. Someone please come slap the silly grin off my face! People in this office are going to have strange thoughts about me. Or stranger.
Oh dear, it looks like I snuffed out the celebration. I should have been wearing my anti-swine flu mask.
Congrats to all Hotties and especially JGT which, without him, none of this would be possible!
I am proud to be an American today!
LET'S GO CAPS!!
THT - Come Saturday being down 1-0 to The Washington Capitals, I am sure your grin will be gone.
: )
well, we won't have to wait til Saturday. Your comments did the trick :-(
this is fantastic
Holy damn.....
Man U sucks BTW
I wish we could have a Resolution party.
Great - we're celebrating being a part of the Ala senate.
Shut up todd
No, we're celebrating the one smart thing the Alabama senate as done in recent memory.
Congrats to JGT and the Hotties...the resolution expresses the accomplishments very well.
Jet..good job my man. How many chips did you have to call in to make it happen? HaHa.
Whoever wrote that managed to include all the nuances that make this place so great, well done!
Jet wields a mighty sword. ;-)
Todd - Tell that boy to kiss your butt and you will not shut up.
Free speech
or Free Blog
You tell 'em, AU!
The Roundtable doesn't have a scanner?
Wow. That resolution is awesome.
Go HABOTN go!
Mon - Are you really shocked by that?
I agree with you Monica, this is the only smart thing the Alabama congress has done over the past, ehhh, 100 or so years.
THT - thanks for the clarification. I have another good one currently cranked to 11.
Holy Tony Franklin!!! I can't believe this, and it mentions puppets!!! Jay, can I get you autograph?
I can just see Jay GT at the HABOTN t-shirt signing outside J&M on game days this fall. AWESOME!!!
gatiger, I'm a bit jealous. I only get to listen to tunes during the commute. Today is a long commute, so that's good for listening.
So Jet, let's see how far we can take this resolution business. Do you think you can make a resolution honoring a pile of my poop?
I think AU should recognize the ROF folks on the field in pre-game ceremonies.
How about a resolution to replace the state senate with the ROF?
A resolution to ban houndstooth hats would be pretty cool too.
Coach Troop on Fbaum
Jay GT needs an honorary degree from Auburn. Although I love his objectivity, I could live with him being incredibly biased towards his new alma mater.
Thanks for wasting more of my time JGT. I just bookmarked TFLN. It is comedy gold.
Some of my favorites:
(318): That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
(414): hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
(601): Are you drinking alone?
(662): no, i'm watching house
(601): That doesn't count.
(662): wtf, then i'm always alone
Let's See......Hotties occupying the State Senate membership.....
Similarly to the State Senate, the Hotties probably wouldn't get anything accomplished either......however it would be much more entertaining.
I think Hotties in the Senate could finally resolve the BC coaching situation.
Mon...thanks for the heads up on Troop.
Dangit....just missed him.
Wait!!!!....PF speaking well of AU?
I guess he has to b/c he's been slammin' $aban lately.
Still trying to play 'em like a fiddle huh Paul?
Finebaum has no friends or supporters because he sucks.
Mon...
Well, how'd it go. Please tell me that PF pissed off Trooper and he promised to go down the the studio and rip his head off.
Fbaum is lovin on Coach Troop - What a difference a few days makes. HAHAHA This has certainly been entertaining to listen to/watch.
michelaea, perhaps a resolution naming it state fertilizer? noone objects to those.
sweet. that's some nice work. haha.
When the Senators file their financial disclosures next January, you may see some interesting contributions from entities called HABOTN PAC, HOTTIE PAC, and People for the Eradication of Puppets PAC, all based at a certain address in East Vaughngomery.
Just sayin'.
Jet you are my hero (today).
I am proud of ya boy!!!
Way to go JGT
Monica ...
Don't get too excited ... the day's still early, and I still ahve plenty of opportunities to get on the bad list.
Words are inadequate at times like this. And in keeping with the first installment of a Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens said it best though: " It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."
You Jay G. Tate are the modern Charles Dickens.
Every time this woman (an accountant working here this week) walks by my office she PEERS into my office door and it's getting on my nerves. What should I do?
Monica, buy an air horn. Then throw it at her next time she walks by.
Scott Adjacent to Swine Flu ...
Unfortunately the Legislature designated the F-Baum show the state's Official Fertilizer two years ago.
Sorry.
Jay G,
Congrats on a great day... certainly well deserved.
I toast you with a Smirnoff Twisted IV Wild Grape Premier Malted Beverage (it's not a wine cooler)which tastes suspiciously like scuppernongs.
Swine Flu = Aporkalypse Now
I would scare her with a bear.
Monie,
Take your shirt off.
Give peering accountant lady a jolt.
It's a wine cooler!
Monica ...
I am really hesitant to suggest this here ... I can't believe I'm suggesting this ... OK ... get a puppet, and only communicate with her through the puppet.
air horn = i like it
bear = no bears available
shirt off = tried it
gasp!!!
spray her with swine flu.
whoa - play the puppet card?
harsh
The People for the Eradication of Puppets PAC has been called a terrorist cell by some. Some call it a vigilante group. I just call it a group of citizens committed to making this country safe, whatever the cost.
What I call it probably isn't that popular because it takes me a lot longer to say it than the other two descriptions I listed, and America has a short attention span.
It's decidedly an aggressive move, Monica.
Clearly, she liked the shirt off bit if she's continually walking by expectantly. Is your office expecting any UPS deliveries any time soon, or maybe having trouble with...uhm, nevermind.
The question is, do you mind her sustaining irreversible emotional trauma? Cause that's what the puppet will do.
this has been going on for two weeks - she deserves what she gets
did you try farting a lot? that might keep her out
First of all, it's NOT a wine cooler.
Secondly, in addition to using the puppet, dress like a clown. That combines the two creepiest things in the world.
harrison...
Is that why no one comes in my office?
no ehyou. no one at your office likes you. I'm sure you're just misunderstood, as I am
Do what I do... keep a bowl of scuppernongs on your desk and pelt her with them as she passes.
It would look like this -->
aubie- the new girly thing in our fridge is some margarita flavored wine cooler thing. Haven't been forced to "try" it yey. it's only a matter of time
Sissies.
CONGRATS JAY!!!!! Smooth move Jet...you must be the man with the connections..........could we get a tax cut while you're at it????
Mon, blow her a kiss......she will go away or .... come in :o
Try it Harrison and you should be forced to play from the Reds henceforth.
In a skirt.
Aubie started the wine cooler talk. I tried to make him feel better. my wife doesn't drink beer, so i get stuck trying these sissy drinks.
I would be awesome from the red tees
We're not suppose to play from the red tee's???? sssshhhhhhh don't tell any body..
you aren't FORCED to try the girly drinks...
ooooo she's about to come by again
she yells at me if i don't try it
Get the puppet, Monica!
is your wife a bear?
Mon..pretend nose picking may have the same result as a real fart...just in case....you know....you're running out of options.
mon, i would just whisper into the phone every time she passes by. or frantically try to hise a piece of paper. give her something to be paranoid about...
I can't believe McDowell Lee is still kickin' as secretary. Dude's 84.
she hasn't come back by yet - waiting...waiting...waiting...
"hise" = hide
ehyou ...
Mr. Lee is the coolest man on the face of the earth.
Act like a meerkat when she walks by.
I think you should stab the girl, Mond.
Jet....HABOTN PAC!!! Great idea...funding can be accomplished through Scotties HABOTN T shirt sales.
SteveFC has suggested the eradication of houndstooth hats. I'll add "Got 12" T shirts to that list.
We need an issues list.
Them's powerful words Jet, so it must be true.
Mon, you could put on a pair of "bugged-eye" carival glasses when she comes by.
oh this group has PLENTY of issues...
carival=carnival
Hoopie ...
You clearly understand that you can't be a real special interest until you form a PAC.
Otherwise, you're like a common taxpayer, or some nobody like that.
and we're PLENTY proud of ALL our issues!!
I showed HER! I smiled at her.
Let that be a lesson to you lil missy!
You didn't just moon her did you????
The HABOTN PAC shouldn't be a registered PAC....too many rules/oversight and other such inconveniences.
HABOTN works best in an unrestricted environment...unless the banhammer comes out.
Monica,
I give $1,000 a year to the National Rifle Association to protect your God-given, Charlton Heston insured, and Founding Fathers reaffirmed right to pull out an M-16 in your work place and give that woman lead poisoning.
And you smile!? A smile!?!
Congrats Jay...I am honored to be apart of this blog..you deserves whatever accolades you get man..
well done Jet..well done...
Jet, so you lobbied for the HABOTN resolution through the NRA????
Jet - My smile IS a lethal weapon. Registered, of course.
So you DID moon her...........
Hoopie ...
Because you live out of state, you have no reason to know that Alabama's laws concerning PACs have a certain morally casual attitude, so to speak.
So we can make them official, giving them the appearance of legitimacy, but we can do whatever we want to do after that.
Nah, I'm saving the NRA "guns," so to speak for a larger issue.
We're in the field testing messages. When the polls are back, they'll tell us what to do.
Good to save the guns until the need to be blazin'
Oh my gosh! I swear this is true. She stopped IN my office this time and said, "I know you think I'm crazy for staring at you, but you look so familiar to me." Then she quizzed me on where she may know me. Then I must have been too nice because she started telling me her plans for this weekend and this month. Then she says she going to see Jeff Dunham and explains he's the comedian who works with PUPPETS!!!
I first thought you were going to say she was a fellow AU Alum and you invited her to be a Hottie..
Are you pulling our leg? That's pretty darn freaky.
Jeff Dunham is obviously the lord of all that is evil.
It's freaky that she would finally stop in here on the day I was talking to y'all about her and then for her to actually say PUPPET! I laughed way more than her commented warranted. Well, now she thinks I'm crazy so maybe that will be the end of that.
Maybe she knows you from your HABOTN avatar and is just screwing with you.
mon, you kind of look like the singer from "heart". maybe that's it. or maybe habotn has spread faster than h1n1.
Oh, Monicuda!
scott, I'm feelin' kind of feverish and achy.......should I be worried??
I killed todd
Hopefully Jay G is receiving his just reward at the Agonizer awards program, which is going on now.
I'm off to distribute payroll.
It's great to be so popular for a few minutes each week !!
feverish and achy means NO WORK FOR YOU! stay at home and drink beer to cleanse your system of the dreaded virus.
if you drink PBR you can seriously clean out your system
10 more cases of flu in the Huntsville area! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
Mon,
All this time you thought I was a dude. I'm actually a chick accountant down the hall. Now you know why I couldn't join your Facebook; it would've foiled my evil plan.
I have been lying in wait, all these many months, walking by, staring at you... me and my puppet.
Harri,
At least Margarita flavored premium malt beverage (not wine cooler) gives the impression of a drink with tequila, so I think you're safe.
Smirnoff Twisted IV Wild Grape premium malt beverage gives the impression that it contains vodka... so that is a little manly.
Bartles and James, on the other hand, is actually sold prepackaged with tampons.
Harrison, Isn't PBR what they issue you to drink before a colonoscopy?????
Jet
Congrats on the Reso!
Given how difficult it is lately to get anything passed in the State Senate I'm impressed that you were able to circumvent the filibuster machine.
Now, my question is did they read it at length on the floor? Cause that would be priceless if they did!
It's official!
HABOTN is the bitchinest blog on the net! Congrats, JGT!
Haha this is awesome. But. Our state senate needs to focus on rewriting our constitution. Sorry, gotta play devil's advocate here.
And great job, Jet!
Swannie ...
Nah ... it was done quick and on the down low ... kinda like a legislative pay raise.
matt, i'd be afraid for that bunch to rewrite anything that might be permanent.......
weagle- it should be. I drank PBR once and only once. I thought i was going to have a major accident the next day
Thought Harrison would like this:
In Alaska law, even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
we drank it at AU when we didn't have anymore books to sell to get enough money for decent beer. Sounds desparate.
that ought to be legal Prowler...natural selection should be able to run it's course
weagle- our crappy beer of choice in college was "the beast" light
Prowler, that's a good law if you don't have a BIG telephoto lens.
in Alabama- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
So much for my weekend plans!
Harrison, you're probably a young man, suprised they would still have PBR around. Think it was on it's last legs in late 70's early 80's.
Jet
They're very good at keeping things on the down-low....now did they voice vote it in like the pay raise?
Although something of that magnitude really should have been read at length. I'll have to discuss that with the Assistant Secretary of the Senate. He's slipping to let things like that fall through the cracks. :)
weagle, they have made a small comeback recently. Supper Club used to sell them for 1 dollar.
for some reason the comeback never really caught on. could be the explosive diarrhea
I'd say that had something to do with it.
Mon ... you should walk to your door and slap her, then walk back to your desk without saying a word.
Man! Those Alabama senators will vote for anything!
Seriously, congratulations JGT and AU some job Jet.
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Name me ONE, just one thing wrong wityh our state's consitution?????
You deserve it Jay! Good job Jet!
FYI: I have won the Paula S. Moore Gold Medal Award for "excellence in performance" from the Advertiser.
It's the higher honor available at the MA, so that's a good thing.
The HABOTN is a big part of that, of course, and I'm grateful for your steadfast support!
the alabama coonstitution allows for the funding of uat.
meant to type "consitution"
http://cfn.scout.com/2/861446.html
Good article about AU being running back U. They rank AU 5th. Interesting read if you are into that stuff.
Big day for JG congrats again!!
You deserve a Big Night Out!!
Speaking of Alabama's constitution, I once heard on the radio that the Alabama State Constitution is like 40 times longer than the US constitution and one of the longest in the world. I kid you not. I am not Franklining with you. I actually heard this on the radio here in Columbia, SC; not while I was in Alabama.
For years and years I pondered why this was so. Sure, it could be that it is because the people of Alabama deserve the bestest constitution ever and everyone knows that bigger is better.
I came up with a different possibility. Seeing that most northerners think we are all illiterate, I think whoever wrote the thing sought to prove a point.
They have tried to consolidate the constitution several times, but there are a great many obstacles associated with that task.
Like actually working?
GOOD STUFF! congrats even though i don't know what all this going on means..with the resolution?
http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/
FRONT PAGE OF RIVALS.COM...
The Alabama Constitution is about as useful as Ed Orgeron.
Thanks jhag. I think there is no doubt the Tiger Prowl has been a success. It is nice to see Auburn in the national headlines, especially without Charles Barkley involved with the story.
Awk, I don't know about that. You know, they say they throw the book at people. They could mean the constitution and judging by the size, it could be a death sentence.
I'll pass on the Constitutional Reform discussion ... there are reasons fer and agin'.
But I will jump in line to gradulate Coarch Jay G for his Outstanding Achievement Award for Outstanding Achievement.
Go Jaytor!
YES sir congratulation JGT on your award. Need to define it on here for us to marvel.
AUsome!
Auburn's rolling on the recruiting trail, the HABOTN's getting resoluted, and the bammers are getting jealous.
It has been a great week. Congrats JG.
Congratulations, yet again, Mr. Jay GT!
There should never have been any doubt. You are the best!
T minus ~40 minutes until the puck drops to start conference semifinals!
Let's see ...
No Mrs. Jet
No ElTurbo
No Stewardess
Just me, the laptop and the Team Dog at the Hangar.
Looks like some hockey, hoops, and anything else I can figure out are in my future.
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