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4.01.2009

Radio Appearance Forthcoming

Hey everyone. I will be appearing on WMSP's afternoon show, dubbed the "MAX Roundtable," this afternoon for two hours beginning at noon CDT.

We'll be discussing Auburn and other stuff.

Listen live in Montgomery on AM 740.

Listen live elsewhere at www.sportsradio740.com.

332 Comments:

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Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Jay should do the whole show as David Housel.

That's the greatest thing ever.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

very fun radio JG.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Catch that one Omnica?

1:44 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Don't badmouth Housel, Faker.

Preventing children from the clutches of the Evil Empire is my life's work.

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JGT's Housel impression sounds a lot like Car Wash Joe from Rick and Bubba fame.

1:45 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

Monica, now the ASU guy is knocking on Gus. Are you calling in yet?

1:45 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

This show is improved 100% when JGT is on.

1:45 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

LOL at KD!!

1:45 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

*100% better that is

1:46 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

I think it was divine intervention with KD's mic gettin cut off.

1:47 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

Bama jam redneck love in, be there or catch up on your trailer payments.

1:48 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Young JG ... with Bust A Move

1:48 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

nothin but trouble

1:49 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Binoba...I am apparently behind, but your answer was the right one.

1:53 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

dang I keep getting called away!

1:53 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

My thoughts for the day...Kelvin is a tool. BinOBA, I will be in the Ft. Morgan, Gulf Shores, Orange Beach metro area in June. I will be expecting a moon pie creation, all chocolate though.

Jet...Monica and I are both Mrs. Jet's fb friends now. Can the destruction of the hangar be far behind?

1:54 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Nothing But Trouble was a HORRIBLE movie. HORRIBLE.

1:54 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

No, I missed the Gus bashing! My cheerleader/majorette impersonation was requested by my co-workers. grrr

1:55 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Bad things come in threes ... who's next?

1:55 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

That KD guy is a Douche of the highest douchicity. Someone call him and tell him in an uppity backhanded way and tell him the movie question he dropped on everyone, he also gave the wrong answer to his own question. Thanks.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

What did that ASU fella say about my Gus????

1:56 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

j-z, holler when you get down this way.

1:56 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

What is the number to this show

1:57 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

JZ - I think we should have dinner at Jet's home on the same night!

1:57 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Bin ...

How can you confer douchicity upon the General Manager of the Birmingham Wildfire?

1:57 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I tried to find the number for Faker and I couldn't find it.

1:58 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

What did Mr. United have to say? He's my favorite.

1:58 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

KD basically said Gus was overrated because he did well at a mid-major school. Then he turned it it into people gave GM credit for his mid-major work, but wouldn't give Turner Gill credit for his efforts at a mid-major. His act wears thin for me, I don't care to hear him again.

1:58 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

KD, dude don't backpedal. Keep bashing, even though you say you don't bash kids.

1:59 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I say dump 'em all except Jay G.

1:59 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

cause he's the gm of the b'ham wildfire

1:59 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Yeah, screw you KD!!!

2:00 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

The next level from the Birmingham Wildfire is the third shift at the BP on Coliseum Boulevard.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

What is Bham Wildfire?

2:01 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Bham wildfire is the name of a newly discovered STD making it's way around UAB.

2:02 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Word of the Day: Doucheity...Thanks for that Jet. I think security is on their way to escort me to my car.

I don't know who/what a KD is but I don't think I'd like it.

I know that KAD= Kool Aid drinker and the flavor of the week in the state of Alabama is dark pink.

2:02 PM  
Blogger War Eagle Girl said...

Can't believe I missed it! I was actually having to do some work!

2:03 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

That sounds painful. Guess I'll have to break off all relations with UAB coaching staff.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Seanzie ... Credit to BinOBA for that. Not me.

He's the chef that whipped up "Doucheicity" for us.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Binoba, I'm sending some credit your way. I'm a big fan of your cookin'.

2:05 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

On KD :
He's like a guy you are stuck next to on a long flight, loud and obnoxious, backhanded comments abound. You can't do anything about it, it's not illegal to be annoying, you just have to ride it out and be glad you don't live next to him or have to deal with him on a daily basis.

2:06 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

Jay G, great job on the show. You almost made up for having to listen to KD.

2:06 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

feel free to stop in if yall are ever down this way. I'm off tues and wed, i'm pretty much at work any other time.

2:07 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

KD sounds like a guy that might accidentally end up with Visene or Exlax in his drink.

2:07 PM  
Blogger michael said...

KD is the type of guy who only puts in a half a cup of sugar in his family's kool aid.

2:09 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

visene, but i don't know anything about any of that

2:10 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

All color, no flavor.

2:10 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Pretty good metaphor, Seanzie. You should be an English teacher.

2:11 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

you guys ever read "devil in the kitchen"?? Good read if you are into real life madmen on a somewhat socially acceptable level.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

If I were to equate my command of the English language to a QB and his footwork, well I'd be Kodi Burns...

2:14 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Who wrote it?

2:14 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

Marco pierre white wrote it. If i were gonna be someone else,i'd want it to be him. He made gordon ramsey cry, which might be why i really like him.

2:17 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Yeah Seanzie, but you were able to make a pretty good metaphor out of nonsense. What's what literary analysis is all about. Maybe you can find a grammar specialist and you guys could both be the English teacher. Two great teachers is a great problem to have.

2:17 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

Anyone hearing the bammers sayin how much better anthony grant was in his presser than calippari was. Equating it with grant being more in charge and an all around better hire than calippari. Lemmings.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Well I guess we'll find out as they play anually, UA will be lucky to win 1/5.

2:20 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

read ya some paradise lost and get all metaphorical on somebody. That or some 18th century english poets, the metaphysical ones were the best for metaphorizing. Squidbillies season 2 comes out this month.

2:21 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Grant is a better here ... because Calipari is a threat to keep the "repeat offender" provision in play. Permanently.

Not saying Grant won't, but the eyes of the NCAA will always be wherever Cal is coaching.

2:21 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

"hire" ... not here

excuse me.

2:22 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

BinOBA...I do know the book you're talking abut now. Loved Kitchen Confidential...I enjoy reading about the inner belly of the beast so to speak.

2:22 PM  
Blogger War Eagle Girl said...

since it seems like I missed the best part....can we hear a replay somewhere?

2:24 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

i liked kitchen confidential but

marco pierre white>anthony bourdain

2:34 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

WEG - Sometimes Sensi records the show. He might be able to email it to ya.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

She stood there bright as the sun on that california coast
He was a midwestern boy on his own
She looked at him with those soft eyes,
So innocent and blue
He knew right then he was too far from home he was too far from home

2:37 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Faker let us down by not calling in.

2:38 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

I didn't let anybody down..on purpose

I asked for the number here and nobody responded that I could see..

2:39 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Oh those Hollywood nights, in those Hollywood hills.

2:39 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Please, no...not Bob Seger.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Turn the page.

That's his best.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

They do respect her, but
they love to watch her strut.

Now, that's some lyric writin'

2:42 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam, do the jitterbug out in Muskrat Land...

Top that one Jet.

2:45 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Here I sit, brokenhearted
Tried to poop, but only farted.

2:46 PM  
Blogger BinOBA said...

later hotties, i'm goin to try and catch a sheepshead or wahoo for some dinner, wish me luck!!

2:46 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

That should b eon your tombstone, mkcleal

2:46 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

*be on...I have space bar issues

2:47 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Good luck Binoba, I'm a big Sheepshead and Wahoo fan myself.

2:48 PM  
Blogger michael said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

2:49 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You know who else had space bar issues? That alien who got his arm cut off by Obi Wan in Star Wars.

buh dum, chi!

2:50 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Too late Michael, I saw that.

2:50 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Bob Seger, the king of generic 70's rock.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

ahh removed for corrections.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

If we're doing a lyric contest, well, this has to be in the running.

My first name ain't "Baby"

It's "Janet,"

"Ms. Jackson," if you're nasty.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Mchial, I am ashamed to admit I found that funny. What did you delete, hmmmmm?

2:52 PM  
Blogger michael said...

In a fit of irony, I misspelled "space bar" on the first go round. Nice refreshing, Seanzie.

2:52 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I will say this, if that joke was completely off the cuff, not bad.

2:53 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Don't be ashamed, Rkistenuh. Embrace the nerd humor.

2:53 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Thought of it then and there, Seanzie. Stupid jokes come into my head like..... I don't know, I am not as good at metaphors and similes as you.

2:55 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I know Kelly LeBrock embraces nerd humor...so in this case color me nerdy.

2:56 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair, cause I might open my eyes and find someone is standing there.
--Rockwell

2:56 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Don't lie to Seanzie, mlhcieal. You know we had been practicing the set up for that joke for weeks.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Michael...like Musical insipriation to Jan Terri?

2:58 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Dang it Kristina, what was the point of all that practice if you were going to give it away like that? That's it, I need to find a new joke setter upper.

Seanzie, expect an email from me of future jokes shortly.

3:00 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

You got it, boss.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Dang, don't upset the Captain or he's likely to spell your name correctly.

3:02 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

My favorites are Nightmoves and Mainstreet. Good songs put pictures in your head and those do for me.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Well you were taking all the credit. I should call you diva instead of mchielae!

3:03 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Kristina, the closer always steals the thunder from the set-up man, so it goes.

3:04 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

gatiger...yeah I knew he was mad when he spelled it right.

3:04 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I am a diva, and with good reason. I didn't become Queen of HABOTN and King of Eurasia by being a nice guy, after all.

3:04 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Michael ...

When are you adding the title "Master of Uranus?"

3:09 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

You just had to go there, Jet, didn't you?

Fair enough, Seanzie. I have learned my place in the world of blogger humor.

3:10 PM  
Blogger michael said...

As soon as I depose the current Master of Uranus, Jet. It's in the works.

It's just so hard to SQUEEZE it into my schedule

3:10 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I would like to thank Jet for being the setup man on the joke I made. It's a good thing we emailed each other earlier.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I hang curveballs like an Auburn relief pitcher.

3:12 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I'm really good at bunting hanging curveballs.

3:13 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Peace out Hotties. I have some miles that need running.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Should I even ask who the current Master is?

3:14 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I remember in 8th grade when a particularly unintelligent classmate said he tried "blunt" the ball.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Jet, don't lie, that was you, wasn't it?

3:17 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

You ever try to smoke a baseball?

No, it wasn't me, but we incorporated the phrase into conversation for the rest of the year.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I personally never tried to smoke a baseball, but I knew a guy that did, he bought a dentist a new Beamer that summer.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

J-Z and I have a fraternity brother who, as a baserunner, took the second to first relay and exchanged it for a reconstructed face many years ago.

Nearly killed him.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Moral of the story, keeping balls from flying at your face....hmmm...

3:28 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Jay G, in the house.

3:30 PM  
Blogger JgobravesHAG said...

Go bama!

3:31 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Jhag, say what??

3:32 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Jhag ...

Don't even ... I don't want to have to come down to FLA and whup ya.

3:34 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Nice work on the air, Jay G

3:34 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Jay, are les Tigres having practice today?

3:35 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Les Tigres are having practice today. That's a reschedule from Tuesday.

Players will not be available, which means I will not be attending. I'm frankly not all that interested in driving 101 miles to hear Chizik's cliches again.

I'll be up there tomorrow.

I do have some stuff to blog today, though.

3:43 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Yaaay, I love it when you have stuff to blog today.

3:53 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I hate that they won't let anyone watch. Anyway looking forward to the new material.

3:58 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

Jay, nice work today on the radio. Do you expect practices will be closed this fall also? I miss not getting independent reports.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Poonjab aka Indian dude from Annie said...

Who's KD? A Host?

4:04 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

If I have to do another retail inventory computation, it will be too soon.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

"Uh, Is that it?
Mmm, wake me when you're done.
I guess you'll be the only one having fun"
~Vanity 6

4:26 PM  
Blogger AUfan said...

Has anyone heard about Auburn using the text-alert system this coming-up football season? Bill Cameron just said on Sportscall that the company that supplies the technology for the system was partnering with AU to be the first NCAA school to use text-alert. It allows people with complaints about fan behavior or other questions to text the proper people to let them know without going to find them personally. Sounds like a great idea.

4:28 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

You're in a lyrical mood today Monica.

4:37 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

just adding my two cents :-)

4:40 PM  
Blogger Peter Frankenschmidt said...

sounds like that stick in the mudd behind me can text in the fact that I've got a flask of Jack, despite the fact that I'm well behaved. I know that it's been successful at NFL games, but something about it bothers me.

4:43 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Looks like Uncle Johnny will be getting kicked out approximately 15-25 minutes earlier than years past.

4:49 PM  
Blogger Quitstina said...

Yeah I'm not sure how I feel about the text thing either. It also sounds like a potential magnet for drunk texting causing the police to go on wild goose chases. Which actually might be more entertaining than the Tennessee game last year...

4:58 PM  
Blogger thenewGM said...

Man, that Jay G. Tate was right. There actually are some intelligent Auburn fans posting here.

7:53 AM  
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