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4.07.2009

Tuesday practice chatter

TUESDAY AFTERNOON
Post No. 1,173

Hey everyone. A few players were made available prior to the Tigers' Tuesday evening practice. The theme was quarterbacks. I'm sure you're happy to hear that.

Let's just get to it:
  • It's clear to me that Kodi Burns believes he has accomplished enough to be named the team's top quarterback. Though he remains diplomatic with his answers about the so-called quarterback race, Burns is brimming with confidence these days.

    11Being a leader is what I'm doing best," he said Tuesday. ``When I walk out there on the field, the offensive guys look me in the face and know we can get it done."

  • Burns on the plusses of having a clear No. 1 guy during the summer: ``The advantage is the extra work. If you have one guy established, you're going to be that guy. The No. 1s will go with the No. 1s all the time. It would be a lot easier if you have one guy to get your timing and your cohesiveness down."

  • I've never seen a quarterback pooped on more than Neil Caudle in 2008. His offensive coordinator sold him out. Caudle never had a shot. When the team's fortunes soured in October, Auburn coaches considered activating Barrett Trotter, then a true freshman, rather than Caudle. Nevermind that Caudle was in his third college season.

    ``I know we were a little bit desperate, but it was kind of disheartening for that to happen," Caudle said Tuesday. ``I think it all worked out in the end. This is a new year."

  • The three healthy scholarship quarterbacks (Burns, Caudle, Trotter) split reps evenly during Saturday's scrimmage.

  • Offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn says he's grading each quarterback's performance on a daily basis. Those grades apparently are not being shared with the players.

    Trotter on his Saturday scrimmage grade: ``Couldn't tell you."

    Trotter on if he finds that annoying: ``You'd like to know. At the same time, either way, you know, you're going to keep working hard and doing what you're going to do. Hopefully it wouldn't affect that much of my work ethic. I'm going to work hard either way."

Photo credit: Todd Van Emst/Auburn University

503 Comments:

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Blogger Harrison said...

absolutely come and have a beer with Will and Harrison.

I am withholding my comments about the door thing, it is not nice.

12:20 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

and She Said will be there as guest of honor

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, Hoopie. My surgeon is not a fan of mesh and isn't going that direction if at all possible.

Fingers crossed...

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will..wish I could be there. Wifey secured a my commitment to attend a social event, then the date got mysteriously changed to the A-Day weekend. I'm toast.

Dangit.....outmaneuvered again by the fairer sex in social situations.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

steadfast is a good word

12:23 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I was actually planning on blogging this soon, but since it pertains to the conversation: what is the etiquette at a door that you must push to open? Which rule applies: ladies first or open doors for ladies. Because you can't do both.

12:24 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Hoopie, there are a million fish in the sea, you can find another wife. Auburn only has an A-Day once per year. Think about it before you make your final decision.

12:25 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

if the lady is pretty you push it open and stand in the door as she brushes by you and wait for your "thank you"

if not, you motion for her to go first and wait for your "thank you"

12:26 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Michael, I always go for the door and hold it.

What is the rule for automatic doors? Should you run and jump on the sensor first, or let the lady run and jump on it?

12:27 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I've tried the open and get out of the way approach it makes things pretty awkward.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

michael, I'd say push the door open and walk through, then hold the door while the lady walks through.

12:28 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

awkward good or awkward bad?

12:28 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Monica, what if the lady is super old? Or if she has a pile of kids with her?

Should ugly women hold doors for good looking men?

12:28 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

old and kids: go through first and hold it for her

I can't speak for ugly women.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I walk through and hold the door open. I don't expect a thank you, but I totally think you're triflin' if you don't say it.

Maybe that matters to you; maybe it doesn't.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

you guys are killing me. why can i only think of off taste jokes? why can't i be normal?

12:32 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I agree. I can't imagine not saying thank you.

12:32 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

The HABOTN has taught me that I actually do have filters because I don't type one tenth of the stuff I think.

12:33 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Skeevy probably was the better word there.

12:33 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Speaking of pet peeves, what about people who bum rush the elevator as soon as the door opens trying to get on without letting the people trying to get off out first?

That drives me crazy at work.

12:33 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

good switch up

12:34 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I hate that too, RK. General discourteousness is irritating.

12:34 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

We actually had a corporate email sent out to all 5,000 employees about the elevator thing.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

RK, that seems a bit aggressive! Making it a company policy to chill out? Wouldn't work here.

12:37 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

We also once had an all floor meeting of the men about trying to find out who was picking their nose and leaving their findings on bathroom stall wall.

I kid you not, our VP called a meeting with all the men on the floor to discuss this issue.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Had that not been so dang funny I would have lost my lunch.

12:39 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Jay G., apparently we had an outside customer who was injured in an elevator incident, which caused the elevator courtesy email to come out.

However, I hated it. Nothing like being treated like a 10 year old at work.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

RK- hilarious. that booger story made me laugh. Who was the Booger Bandit?

12:40 PM  
Blogger Will said...

RK, do you work at a kindergarten? That is funny stuff.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay G,

Question about Kodi: nif he is so confident about being the starter, what you happen if the coaches go in a different direction?

12:41 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

While a lot of us had our suspicions, we never found out because it stopped after that meeting.

12:42 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Sadly, I work at a Fortune 500 company and stuff like that goes on.

12:42 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

However, I also work in Tennessee where to some a Kindergarten education is considered higher learning.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Ummmm, Sensi, I think you forgot to mention boogers in your last post. Didn't know if you forgot by accident.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My opinion of the ladies are that the younger generation are becoming more independent and don't need a man to take care of them as previous.

"I also make money and don't need you to do that for me." JMHO.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harrison said...
you guys are killing me. why can i only think of off taste jokes? why can't i be normal?


Monica, I thought for sure you'd have a response for that!!

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife was on a date before we got married,not with me, she stood in front of the door waiting for the guy to open it. He asked her if she was a diva? That was the end of that one.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I kid you not, I have been chastised for opening a door and then I've also been blasted for not holding a door even though I was unaware of said person behind me.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Will, have you ever noticed the dried up booger above the water fountain at the gym?

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All too confusing.

Monica gets the shout out on The RT today.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I was on a double date once and I was driving, I pulled up to a movie theater, got out, my buddy did the same. We made it halfway across the parking lot and looked back, girls were still in the car. I went back and asked if there was a problem and my date says "yeah, you guys are jerks." The rest of the evening was a wash.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I open doors, and even open the car door for the wife. Just do.

12:52 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

FSJ pet peeve...

People that schedule a 30 minute meeting and then try to cram an hour of material in to said meeting causing it to run over.

Also, can't believe I missed this morning's conversations.. hernias...and the big v....

Dang it.

12:53 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

AU1 - You think old women like me "need a man to take care" of us?

It's just courteous to open the door. A female who chastises you for opening the door has issues.

Luv- I did have a response.

12:54 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Hey Fake Steve, at least it wasn't a conference call to set up a meeting to talk about a future meeting. Those are my pet peeves.

12:54 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Seanzie, since you were already a jerk, you should have used the hole in the popcorn bucket gag

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seanzie - Not a good move, my friend. I always want to say "my friend" because of your pic of the 2XX guy.

12:54 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I heard the last of Phred's call. Was that my shout out? I missed it. Dang. Had a phone call.

12:54 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

AU1N, glad you know the avatar's origin. I love those commercials.

Harrison, funny you should mention that...

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mon - Not at all....I am just saying that I think that is why the younger ladies act that way. I definitely know YOU don't need anyone taking care of you. You have pink boxing gloves for goodness sakes.

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was. Doug asked about you.

Phred said you were prolific as ever.

Monica-Queen of HABOTN

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be will my friend!

12:57 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

spill it seanzie

12:57 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I hate all meetings. Period.

I had to attend a press conference this morning. Why? I didn't speak. I'm not media. What's the point?

12:57 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Meetings are fine...Webinars are terrible.

12:58 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Well it wasn't necessarily the popcorn gag but let's just say I played like a jerk the rest of the night, oddly enough it payed big dividends down the road.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have meetings to determine when we will have our next meeting. Super productive.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Webinar could be used to torture prisoners and I don't think that would violate the Geneva convention.

12:59 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Sensi, it has been well established and agreed upon by all that I am Queen of HABOTN. Ask Monica, she'll tell you.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Michael is Queen.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seanzie - As long as you read what is on the powerpoint during the webinar word for word, it would be a great tactic.

1:01 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

OK. Video ETA is more like 1:20.

I had to get archived footage of AC's new chain award. Oh yea. We're breaking news here at HABOTN TV.

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael Jan Terry is Queen. He has the most livestock.

1:02 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Or better yet, have someone read it to you.

1:02 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

People who use PowerPoint, use the slides verbatim as handouts and read you the slides as their presentation.

These people are a menace.

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1:03 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Sorry Sensi, but Harrison has always called me the Julia Roberts of HABOTN. So you know, I got dibs on that too.

1:04 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Training classes where the trainer just reads the manual to you are also awesome.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

And I used to be a prostitute.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Sensi and Peter should have hottie points deducted every time they delete a post.

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I KNEW I KNEW YOU!!

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was that out loud?

1:06 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Wow, Sensi was so embarrassed about the Julia Roberts slip-up he banhammerbated his post.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

AU1 ;-)

BTW, Dirty can recite every word of Pretty Woman. She would shoot me for telling that.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Confusion is the name of the game.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sensi, how bad do you want to delete that right now? How about now?


Now?

1:08 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Michael just called into the RT and then hung up. That's why he is the QUEEN.

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. United was on earlier.

He offered nothing.

Some things don't change.

1:10 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Now I look like an idiot talking about confusion when there is no proceding comment mentioning confusion.

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be strong, my friend.

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

confusion

1:12 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I guess that second post just adds to that aforementioned confusion, so it goes.

1:12 PM  
Blogger michael said...

That's the effect of banhammerbation, Seanzie. That and also blindness.

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Confusion was me last night when the out of his gord Bama fan who works in Auburn (or something like that) called in and derailed the show.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Was that tmc1, Sensi?

1:14 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Sensi,

How did the show go with PMarsh last night?

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

500 before 1:20? You know it is bothering JGT.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Well there is to be a new thread momentarily...but I say, dang the new thread, full speed ahead.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dos XX for everybody!!

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PMarsh was good.

1:16 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

PMarsh? Where was PMarsh?

1:17 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Only in a perfect world...

Stay thirsty.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PMarsh made an appearance on the show last night, JGT. I scheduled him a while back and we had him on this week.

Not cheating on you or anything. Just making the contacts and the rounds.

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This thing still deserves 500

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to push it there

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like Salt N Pepa

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Push it real good

1:20 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Done.

1:20 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Got to get this one over 500

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nicely done.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Okay, I think I have the opening door for women down pat. I just have one question. What if the girl is wearing a hounds tooth hat?

3:39 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Caudle being pooped on? I was unaware that we were playing Upward Football. Maybe the reason they thought about putting Trotter in was because Caudle isn't good enough to play in practice. By your comment, we should only let veterans play regardless of how good an underclassman is. Stupid.

6:53 PM  
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