Video report, 4/9
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Shake N' Bake.
Well...dip me in mayonaise and call me Ethel.
#3 wAR eAGLE!
j-z, that sounds vaguely hot.
only vaguely though.
That's my reggae shout-out to The Happy Haitian!
Good Vid, Chizik is thoroughly boring.
Thanks for staying up and getting the video done Jay G, your effort is certainly appreciated.
I'm retiring early tonight guys. Good night to all.
Mr. Tate,
What Auburn coach or assistant, past or present, would you most like to meet in a parking lot to administer a good ole country boy a$$ whuppin?
Your pal,
J-Z
I have to include Chizik periodically. He is the head coach.
I concur with your assessment, Seanzie.
j-z, that's tough.
Probably Hugh Nall, but it wouldn't be out of anger. I'd just like to scrap with him so we could argue about who won the fight for the next 40 years.
LMAOOOOOOOO @ 'I know you like my music. Just admit it."
whew that wuz funny
Mr. Blanc is a big man.
I love the fact that they can talk like college students and express their opinions.
the music was a nice way to end the night....have you heard the Auburn boyz rap?
WEG, the one from a few years ago.
nice work JG.
Ben Tate seemed like a pretty happy guy......for a fumbler. :)
WEG I agree! I appreciate college athletes that sound like they belong in college. I also like the fact that the new staff seem to be recruiting guys with talent and outstanding grades and ACT scores.
I want to see Ben Tate truck some fools this year. I always enjoyed watching him do that as a sophomore.
agreed Seanzie. looking forward to that.
Ben Tate is good for a few fumbles early in the season then usually gets better. Usually
Will the guy who covers wrestling for the Advertiser be covering the midget wrestling at the Blue Iguana tomorrow night?
Couldn't you see the head coach reconciling accounts as a collections representative of an unlicensed loan company?
Advertiser wrestling column = Biggest waste of 30 column inches of sports section newsprint. Evah.
I think someone put a link on a couple of days ago. thanks for feeding us some morsels tonight! Are all football fans as crazy as us?!
My A-Day tix came in the mail today!! Whoooohoooo!
Evah?
Is there really a column about wrestling?
it does seem all quiet on the western front....did I see smoke wafting through the air?
i think we're a special breed WEG. i know some fanatical fans, but we're family. so that makes us better. :)
Liked the reggae music....need ganja mon?
JGT..those guys are always very relaxed in your interviews. Seems that they trust your journalism.
Jay do you think this staff will run any of the current WRs to make room for better recruits this year? I heard that we wont have enough room to even sign 25 commits at this point.
Monica ...
Yes ... every Sunday, they waste 30 inches of valuable space on wrestling. It ought to go with the soaps in the entertainment section on Thursdays if they run it at all.
We are family! HABOTN and Auburn!
:)
Mr. Blanc's arms scare me in a good way.
Why is no one shocked that there's midget wrestling at a bar in Prattville tomorrow night?
jz...we're talking Alabama here
Hey are any of you guys runners? I am contemplating a 5k but I would only have about 5 weeks to get ready and I'm a bit out of shape. Is that doable?
That's a very interesting editorial decision on the MAJ's part, indeed...
Ok...let me clarify. There's midget wrestling at a bar in Prattville tomorrow night and the godmother of my children is paying $15 for a ticket.
For those of us that have not been paying attention:
Why and how did you get A-day game tickets in themail?
for those of us that paid the TUF money, are we to go online to pay for our tickets or will AU send a notice in the mail?
Because Prattville is a big buffet of redneckocity?
My "brotherthebammer" that lives on the lake in Slapout followed rasslin' for years. It's just poor acting to me.
oh my j-z. oh my.
from the previous JGT post, for some reason i always thought Harry Adams was a WR anyways. somehow i missed he was a DB. oops.
apparently he is pretty fast. Coach Troop seems impressed after day 1.
Hoopie - You have a brother that is a bama fan?
Scottie B!
Find a way in the back door?
This will be a big recruiting weekend. Along with Seastrunk (#2 player in the nation) we will get a visit from WR Trovon Reed (4* Rivals 5* Scouts) from Thibodaux, LA.
Monica ...
As to Prattvegas' rednecktitude, it has billboards touting itself as "Prattville: The Preferred Community."
It's actually a typo ... the billboards were supposed to say "Prattville: The Prefer Red Community."
I could see a few wideouts disappearing before next season begins.
One guy piquing my curiousity is Montez Billings. He's not practicing. He's out there, but he's not going through drills. He's not in pads. I can't get anyone to say he's injured. I have no idea what to think.
His status is completely unknown.
WTC you can buy your A-day tix online at the same site you where you pay your TUF money. You dont need to get them early unless you just want to. They should be the same price at the gate.
Another reason I'm not sure why JZ pretends to be surprised by the midget wrestling.
j-z, just got home a little bit ago. thanks. i'm guessing they're monitoring the computer usage and blocking certain ones. they got me.
i work nites at a gym to get a free membership. makes for long wed. & thurs. i'm trying to catch up on the news of the nite.
The Montez Billings issue is very strange especially with him being the most productive returning WR we have.
Not surprised at the Prattville 'neck factor.
Prattville = homogenous Bama town.
according to B-Matthews, Coach Troop doesn't expect M.Billings back this spring.
that is odd. McKenzie then Billings.
well hoopie your brother is bammer so should you be throwing stones?
Smoothie B I think Tubs brought him to the D side because of the lack of depth last year but he was highly recruited as a WR.
I think I just took a ride on the soul train!!! Good video Jay. Thanks.
I like Tate's attitude. Someone admitting when they had a bad day and not making excuses is a sign of a man. I predict big things for Ben Tate this season.
This cracks me up:
"Recruiting is like shaving. If you don't do it every day, it shows," Taylor said. (B. Matthews, auburnsports.com)
Acually, due to it's agricultural heritage, Prattville is very much an Auburn town. Don't let Bill Clark's pipeline to hell convince you otherwise.
and on a side note, i dream to have arms like Super Mario. freakin' scary. looks like i'm doing arms at the gym tomorrow.
Goodnight Hotties! Keep the home fires burning!
W/o getting into rednecks, mullets, etc. like on AL.com, why do you suppose UAT draws such a big crowd for their spring game? Way more than anyone else in the country. is just because of the coach? Just what is it?
I like my team but it doesn't define me like it seems to do for so many on the other side. i am sure it defines some on our side but I don't think nearly as much over there. any thoughts?
thanks BigCat. i've blocked out most of 2008 at this point.
Prattvegas
Lawyers = Bammers
Judges = Bammers
Car Dealer = Bammer
Not much different than other towns in Alabama.
It's the REC Way.
Scottie how long do you work out every day?
Interesting about Billings. Is McKenzie the same? Will he be back this season?
Monica ... where did u go?
Mon..my family is one of those dysfunctional ones. Grandfather played football at AU in the 1920's. His son/My father went to Bama. We grew up Bama fans. Most of my cousins went to Bama and flunked out. The few AU cousins all graduated.
Wifey's family = All AU..and not dysfunctional.
when? what?
Mon, if i'm doing the lunch thing i hit one thing for 30 minutes. if i have 45-hr then i'll hit two areas. you don't really have to spend tons of time in the gym if you make it effective.
however, i'll need to do A LOT to get close to my boy Mario. he's a beast.
J-Z..when I grew up in P-ville, only the large landowner farmers were AU folks.
In case some of you aren't aware, there are now NCAA rules that penalize schools for not graduating players. It will cost scholarships. Running off players is a bad idea. Besides, I like our talent level.
As for Hoopie, I didn't realize you had a brother that is a Bama fan. My thoughts and prayers are with you.
I'm from a broken home, too, Hoopie. I feel your pain.
JZ is just in denial.
When are we going to Hamburger King?
I just have to believe Gabe McKenzie's days as an Auburn Tiger are over.
I don't know that as fact. I just sense that.
Hamburger King sounds good. i'm hungry. somebody's gonna have to UPS me some to Knoxville. never had it.
Jet Family United.
In Love
and In Hate.
I have a theory of why so many Bama fans go to their A-day. It is the one game a year where the cost of a ticket is less than their car payment.
Me either, Smoooothie. I plan on having some in June.
agreed JG. you can't just let one of your players chill at a basketball game and never be around practice if he's still going to play. it doesn't make sense. at least be there to watch the drills & hear the coaching so you'll have some flippin' idea on what's going on.
When will you be here in June, Mon?
good call SFC.
speaking of workouts, you seen the Nazi this week Mon?
Dirty is due June 24. About a week after Ava arrives I'll be heading south.
I saw the nazi on Monday and Wednesday and I'll see her in the morning. My boxing skills are developing nicely.
coolio.
ok, off to bed. until 8:30am ET.........
We need to put together a wish list for this coming season and see if we can get Jay to deliver it to Coach Chizik. I will start things off with my wish for the season.
Coach Chizik, my wish is for us to make it through a season without one of our coaches explaining how big of an idiot he is.
Jay I have that same feeling about Gabe. It just seems so strange though.
Steve i agree with that assessment of bama's a-day game. I use to wonder how there were so many bama fans period but I do understand Alabama folk needing some national respect especially in the 60's and 70's
My wish is that on 3rd and long passing plays that our receivers run patterns beyond the first down stake.
Monica what part of AL will you be in again?
I'm headed home.
See you all tomorrow.
JGT...I hope it isn't grades.
I have another wish for the list for next season.
Coach Chizik, I hope that we can have a season where I feel like our offense having the ball is a good thing.
BigCat - I'll be floating between B'ham and Prattville.
speaking of working out in the morning I have to go to bed
sweet dreams, hotties!
Safe travels, Jay G.
Do you feel that the UAT fans you know live vicariuosly through their team? Some of the ones I know just come across like there is nothing else in the world but UAT football. They can recall every play, score whatever. It is alost like that is their entire life.
Maybe I just know the wrong uAT fans.
Nite Monica
JGT, all you gots to do is let me know when you want to cash in on your lunch. I owe you lunch at Hamburger King... just let me know when.
Mon-you surely need to give Jet and I a call when you are in Pville. We need to get together.
I am marking my calender for those dates.
I've not had many indepth conversations about football with many uat fans but the ones I know do live vicariously through the team.
I do not like to lose, but it doesn't bother me that score was as bd as it was last year. Too many fans want to us ethe score as an indication of their supremacy. I just tell them, yeah we lost. I still had to work the next monday. Move along now.
WTC how long have you been a season ticket holder?
I can't say I live vicariously through OUR team, or that my self-worth is tied to our success.
I can say these three things:
1. I love Auburn.
2. I hate UAT.
3. And I want to beat the snot out of 'em evah time we play 'em in whatevah sport we're playin' 'em in.
Bought them for about 10 years and dropped out for about 5 and started back three years ago.
It got to be too much time on Sat. i dropped out after we beat UAT on the J holmes field goal. I got to AU @ 9:00am that day and got home about 3:00am on Sunday morning and I live in Montgomery.
Sometimes, I feel I can get so much accomplished by not going to the games.
Two years ago, I was ready for the season to be over by the UAT game at JHS. This year may be the same only because there are 8 games.
I love to watch them play, but sometimes thing "there is no line to my fridge,and no line to my restroom at home and if the stick it up, I can turn the channel."
I'm with you Jet. I love to beat them but if not, I will not lose any sleep and if so, I will not lose any sleep.
Well, WTC, truth be told, I might lose an hour or two.
But my BP runs a tad higher than yours, I'd guess.
Now I will get chapped if they lose but it doesn't take long to get over it.
There were several of us watching the Ole Miss game and about half way through the 4th quarter, we all decided to watch another game and kept on grillin' and partakin'
Has anyone heard an Antonio Coleman rumor?
Uh oh what Antonio Coleman rumor?
what? did he try to tear ziemba's head off this go around?
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AL.com commenter:
"Posted by probama on 04/09/09 at 11:54PM
Unconfirmed reports (per Aub Rivals message board) are that Antonio Coleman got into a cuss fight with Coach Rocker and
walked off the field today."
i have wasted time reading the al.com forums before. until jgt reports it, it ain't happened in my book.
i've read some of the junk that guy writes in past life, and he is a few clowns short of a circus to put it mildly.
i imagine the change in the coaches' expectations has ruffled more than a few feathers amongst some of the older players. NO DROPS!
Hello all...I was at practice today. Was there for the coaching clinic, however not saying that it didn't happen...but I didn't see anything of the sorts with Coleman and Rocker.
Also, QB race is still very close. Wideouts are improving...and Hawthorne had a HECK of a day!!!
Good morning, Hotties and Happy Friday!!!!!
Thanks for the updates, Jay G! Keep 'em coming!
The story could be true, but just understand that that the al.com forums are the worse possible place you can go to get the truth.
Happy Good Friday to you all.
It's 4am here in the Portland, OR area and I'll soon be heading for the airport to come back to ATL. I see that yet again Hamburger King is in discussion. After landing in ATL, I'll be heading towards P'vegas to grab the daughter, rest assured that if I'm anywhere near the closing time I'll be stopping by the King.
BigCat - yes, you can. 5 weeks should be plenty of time to get ready for it. The goal is to finish, not win it right? I believe WTC will concur.
Have a good day today, and a Happy Easter. I hope to be left alone long enough on Sunday to enjoy a bit of golf on tv.
Happy Good Friday to you too, gatiger. Have a safe trip home!
A Good Morning to all!!
There'll be a lot of traveling this weekend. Y'all be safe.
Bigcat-You're training for some type of run? WHich one?
As gatiger said, the goal is to finish. there will always be someone faster. You will be racing yourself, no one else.
mornin' hotties.
Mornin' folks!
Day 2 at The Masters... Tiger makes a bit of a move today. I also think the kid, Rory McIlroy, goes low today. I'm impressed with his game and that of fellow amateur Ryo Ishikawa. Both are very talented young players!
D. Miller, do you think McIlroy will be around awhile like T Dub or do you think he'll have early sucess and then fade away?
Oh I don't believe that rumor for a second. I gave up on al.com commenters a looooooong time ago.
Al.com poster by the name of probama, quotes an unconfirmed report he "read" on the Open forum at the Auburn Rivals page...wow.
Good morning to all!! Waiting for 10:45am to begin seeing Amen Corner online.
I saw JGT mention that some of the WR's may not be back after the spring....would this be a reason that Adams is switching...not just cause of his speed?
al.com is the internet equivalent of a local fair or carnival. Full of UAT mullets who are looking to pick a fight with anyone who wears shirts with sleeves and does not own any cutoff jean shorts.
Small hands...smell like cabbage.
Jorts! That's what my best friend calls them. The first time I heard her say it, she induced laughterbation. I, on the other hand, was not as amused. Although, listening to her laugh at herself was pretty funny!
As for the AL.com chatter, I don't think that's accurate.
There were at least 300 coaches there for the clinic. Several of them are people I know. None reported anything about an on-the-field altercation ... and they would have been standing a few feet from it.
Jay G. saves the day by dispelling carny rumors from Al.com.
3 cheers for accurate & honest reporting!!!
Tim Tebow wears Jay G. Underoos.
I simply can't believe someone would post something in an al.com forum that wasn't true.
A random internet poster on a hardly moderated message forum with a reputation of flame wars is incorrect?
I would have never thought something like that could happen. What happened to my America?
If I saw McIlroy on the street, i'd sit on him and give him a dam haircut. I don't like the way he looks.
I hope Tiger shoots over par every round he plays. I am often disappointed, but it sure is gratifying when he doesn't win.
No stock market today, dang it!!!
I'm really not comfortable with you people making disparaging, declarative statements about the most highly respected source of information and enlightenment on the internet.
ehyou ... reminds me of The Big Lebowski when the Malibu cop harasses The Dude.
Comparing AL.com to a carnival and using the term "laughterbation". All why I love this place.
That guy was an f'n fascist, Jay. A real reactionary.
P.S. I can't wait for 10:45 either so I can watch the Masters live. In class. I love college.
hey WarBone I think you're new right? If so welcome to the HABOTN!
Love the music JGT would be better if it were Willie singing Whiskey River.
So no one knows the story behind Billings. JGT that should be your next assignment, if you choose to accept it, find out what is going on.
Pretty much yeah. Been reading for a long time but never posted. Thanks!
WarBone said...
Comparing AL.com to a carnival and using the term "laughterbation". All why I love this place.
WarBone, I can't take the credit. That is a term coined by Monica and her dirty sister.
Great! Welcome to the posting side of life.
JGT - Do you have an Billy Bob Thornton albums? I hear he is passionate about his music like Tom Petty.
how are you watching it in class?
UV Mon does have a way with words.
She sits up at night reading the dictionairy wondeering why there is no plot.
Initially I thought Warbone's avatar was the Periodic Table. Which I haven't seen since HS Chemistry.
Monica is a pro at adding "bation" to the end of words.
Boy LUV I screwed that one up. Just read between the lines and see
It still doesn't make any sense
ehyou, you and I agree on most things, but I have to disagree with about Tiger. I love me some T Dub!!
*curtsy*
digger, I LOL'ed at your comment. I just didn't know at whom it was directed. I thought, "Who the heck is UV?"
I wouldn't get overly concerned with Billings. When you have a new coaching staff, some people will move on and it is possible it will be him. I expect a lot of our receivers to step up this season. Once we get a few games under or belt, you will be asking where these receivers were last year.
Well, the iPod touch has a sweet application that was free and lets you watch live coverage. So while I'm taking notes I can watch golf. It's next-generation stuff, really.
Luv..
That's cool. I pretty much react against anything crammed down my throat. Tiger, Yankees, Cowboys, etc.
I use similar technology that allows me to work while chatting on HABOTN, or did I get that backwords?
By the way Luv, I have to say the word "laughterbation" makes me giggle.
Welcome aboard Warbone.
You will help bring the age average back down.
I joined a few weeks ago and the average took a big hit on the high side
ehyou, I will agree with on the Yankees and the Cowboys, though!
Dang it people. No discussing age. What does it have to do with the cost of chicken anyways?
mrtommyd, once again, the credit must go to Monica and her dirty sister. Although, I do love to use it!
And yes work once again is getting in the way of my posting and commenting
Steve, you definitely have that backwards!
WTC - Responding to your comment last night - When I come down we're definitely going to have to plan a Hamburger King Gang outing. Book it.
Wait until Dirty learns that "laughterbation" is catching on!
Age is relative.
In a group of 50 year olds I feel like a father figure
In a group of 20-30 year olds I feel like a grandfather
In a group of 70 year olds I feel like a young wippersnaper.
What makes me really hot is when they show Tiger's score on the leader-board when he's way back in the field, just so you know what he's shooting. Why do they think I care?
Hamburgers are good things. They should become a new tradition. Every time Saban comes to JHS we should throw hamburgers at him.
I thought the first time I saw "laughterbation" was from the Crosby Clan.
Don't the Chilli Peppers have a song about mental laughterbation?
Yeah I figured that was an Omnica word, and luckily things are slowing down as it approacheds the noon time Good Friday flight from the office for most of the people here. I may actually be able to keep up now.
Ah...Amen Corner is up and running.
i like the idea of throwing hamburgers at Saban. sounds fun.
AU have you seen the Billy Bob youtube?
Yea, an after about three trips to JHS and having hamburgers thrown at him, he will have to prepare for it, which will distract from game planning.
Throwburgers must be loaded with mayonaise
ehyou- i hate all the Tiger butt kissing as well. why do we need to know when he's 12 shots back?
Monica..
Here's instructions on introducing a new word into the dictionary. "Laughterbation" definitely deserves consideration.
Merriam-Webster
Is Billy Bob trying to get his Joaquin Pheonix impression going? I hope this doesn't become the new hollywood thing, because its somewhat annoying.
If anyone throws a Hamburger King product anywhere, I will pray lightning from heaven to smite thee where thy stand.
Harrison...
Amen brother, we don't. There are too many good golfers that I like to watch to be that worried about one dude.
ehyou,
Tiger could be +10 in the clubhouse on Sunday with the leaders playing at -1 and the announcers will still discuss how Tiger's presence could getting in their head if they make one slice.
... But hurling Krystals, particularly those that have sat in a Sackful uneaten for 24 hours, is encouraged.
Mon - I first read it, then I heard it, then I saw it. And I still don't know what to think, outside of him being a freak. But either way, it is pure genius because people are still talking about it.
I am a big Lefty fan.
Tiger is the best golfer on the tour now.
I too get tired of hearing about him when he is off the board and flying out of town.
I have never heard of Hamburger King.
Mmmmm mmmmh, is Billy Bob a freak like "ha ha," or a freak "hide the children?" Mmmm, mmmm.
Digger- I too am a Phil fan, but he is so frustrating. Sort of like a certain college football team we all pull for.
how he shot 73 yesterday is beyond me
I think someone that breaks up with Angelina after wearing her blood is hide the kids freak.
But he is a good actor but we are not supposed to talk about that.
Hamburger King is the center of the Cooked Ground Bovine Universe. This is not to be contested or questioned.
It is the proprietorship of Pat and Gay Harrison. Uncompensated endorsers are DMiller, GaTiger, WTC and me.
It is located at 547 South Decatur Street, Montgumpery, AL, 36104.
Its phone number is 334-262-1748.
Its website is www.wedontneednostinkinwebsite.com
Holy crow heck of a shot by an amateur on the 11th
Ok, next time I am there I will stop.
Heck we don't even have Krystal up here so.
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