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5.13.2009

Gulley speaks


Hey everyone. Anthony Gulley, an Auburn football signee, helped Brantley High win the 1A state championship today.

Afterward, he spoke briefly with the HABOTN about his football pursuits.

On what he's been doing since signing with Auburn in February: "It's been all about baseball and academics. I tried to spend a few months no thinking much about football and just enjoying my senior year."

On his academic situation: I'm in good shape. I got As and Bs in all my classes, so I'll be at Auburn this summer. I'm reporting on June 21."

On what he'll be doing between now and then: "Working out and running."

On what his workouts will include: "They sent me a workout schedule. It has all the things they think I need. It's stuff like Olympic lifts and power cleans. It's more about running. I'll be doing a whole lot of running."

On his expectations this fall: My expectations? To be part of a great program that's getting better. This offense needs speed. I'm pretty fast now and I'll be faster when I report. I just want to have a chance to play."

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Blogger Norm said...

I disagree Jet, those tests aren't uncomfortable or intrusive. Luv should've sent him in for a Lower GI and a Prostate Exam.

12:02 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jet commands & I deliver.

12:03 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Vitamin Water is all my cube Re: Colonoscopy w/ no anthestia.

12:03 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

You do not suffer from claustrophobia, as I do.

An MRI, for me, is 30 minutes in hell.

12:03 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

I say just have someone give the guy a catheter ... incorrectly. That'll change his life a bit

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got 12?

Makes me want to puke every time I hear or see it.


blllllllaaggggggghhhhhhhh

12:04 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Manage expectations, Jet? I don't know that I'm entirely capable of doing that. Is it football season yet?

12:05 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Mr Sens, I noticed that "attitude as I kept reading the comments from Evan's page. The more I read the more I knew I had to run back to the HABOTN as quickly as possible.

12:06 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Please let's not use the words "catheter" and "incorrectly" in the same post in HABOTN.

Let's just say it's part of a recurring nightmake.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bammer at another place sent me this message:

Mr. sensible,

Alabama does have 12 NC's no matter what you say. Or the NCAA. However that is not even the point of this thread! It is about tradition and how some of it was achieved.

Nice little dig at the end there...Six huh. How about not accomplishing squat in those Six huh?

How about 6 x 6 = 36?
Better yet, how about 36 - 0?

Have a fantastic day!
Roll Tide Roll!

Got 12?
I want to punch myself in the neck for even reading that drivel.

12:07 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Got 12 doesn't bother me. I mean if anyone else claims No. 1 and there is no disputing their claim on legitimate basis then what good is it to be a National Champion if there is another National Champion. It's like kissing your sister and then bragging about it.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

And an SEC Championship isn't exactly squat...I mean Bammer's 36-0 got them squat. We got hardware...they're still living off of a 36-0 win and a 1999 SEC title. Whoopdy Doo.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Kissing sisters, cousins and other family members is an even-par 72 at the Tuscaloosa Country Club, if you get my drift.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

It's about time I saw some quality bama hate from you, Sensi.

12:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's in full force, Mon.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I'm drinking the Malzhan kool-aid. I have No Drops! written on a note on my desk, and I hate Bammer more and more.

12:13 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

PTL HE HAS SEEN THE LIGHT!

There's nothing wrong with you, honey chile! You've been healed!

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12:17 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Seems to me he's quit being so Sensible, and come to his good Sense.

12:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good point, Jet. I've changed back to Sensi, the jedi name given to me by Jay G. and BigCat.

12:21 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Very well put, Brother Jet. I think you certainly get a good deal of the credit for his conversion. The never-failing, solid bama hate you perpetrate here is a beacon to the lost.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

It's not me. It's the calling.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

You have my support on any HABOTN Radio endeavor, Sensi.

12:23 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

nice pic Mon..

I HATE BAMA!! I haven't see a flag.a got 12..S the coach in over a week and it has been complete paradise..

12:23 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

All that hate and humble too. What a guy.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I've still got my 'S' The Streak sticker on my SUV. And it's not coming off.

12:25 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Lunch time ... what to do? ... WHAT TO DO?

12:25 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

nor should is sean

12:25 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Thank you, Wartiger!

It will happen, Wartiger. I was in a bookstore here in Huntington last week with my bammer Muthah. We're both standing with a our noses in books and this man walks up wearing a bama shirt. I look at my mother, roll my eyes and she looked up at him. She so enjoyed that.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dreamland, Jet?

12:26 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

What am I having for a late dinner? I'll tell you. I'm having BBQ from Bradley's in Sweetwater, TN. Greg is importing it today on his way back from taking Muthah home.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mon,

Your new profile pic belongs on the cover of your next album. Just sayin...

12:28 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Nah ... I have to get past the whole UAT thing with them anyway.

The King would take too long. I don't have 90 minutes.

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Momma Gs?

12:30 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Now from HABOTN Records ... Monica's new hit album ...


"Step into my Office"

Featuring the smash hit ...

"No Ganks"

12:30 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I'm downtown ...

So Farmer's Market, Davis, Chris' (I haven't been that bad in a while), or something else.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

ok that made me laugh

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Other tracks include:

"Step to the man" feat. Gus Malzhan
"No Drops On My Turf"
and the ballad "Mr. United's Heartbreak Blues"

12:33 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

snort

i'm surrounded by comedians

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you. I recommend the roast beef. Don't forget to tip your wait staff.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I have to say I'm surprised at the anti Saban talk.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I killed the thread didn't I?

12:46 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I'm still here, but restaurant choices in the gump are outside my scope of expertise.

That and fictional Monica songs. Although with a pic like that you could probably play "God" in the next Kevin Smith film.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doug and Josh are bored. I feel for them.

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did Sabear do to Jeff Sherer?

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jet, when is TurboProp coming for CWE? I'll be there and would like to shake his hand and yours, of course.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I don't know. However, he apparently has said he won't sign autographs or something. Not sure.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Sensi ...

June 10-12, I believe.

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good deal, Jet. Let me know if you guys need anything. I'll do what I can from my peon desk.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I am back. Not that it matters or anything.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

I'll take a camp war eagle t-shirt :)!!!!!!!

1:14 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

It doesn't.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Jet- It alway's matter. I'm the one who can slip in and out without being noticed. I like it.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

that's what she said

1:16 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Eddie ...

You created a monster ... or at least a mild nuisance on Facebook.

1:17 PM  
Blogger Eddie McCoy said...

Jet- Time for you to come to the darkside and fan the page. The page can only be complete with the celebrity present. I will do my best to pick the best Jet quote of the day for the new page.

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some Kind of Monster...

(Sensi breaking out the Metallica cds on the way home for some angry music.)

1:20 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Eduardo ...

I'm certainly honored to be considered worthy of having a fan page.

All along, I've said that I'm here to serve, and if the people want me to take on a new and greater role, then they'll make their wishes clear.

My family and I have been talking about this and praying about it, and we'll make a decision soon.

1:26 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

good afternoon peeps. Sensi, it is nice to see the bama-hate emerge from within your soul. feels good, eh?

not sure what i'm having for supper tonite. i'm sure it will involve chicken of some sort. it usually does.

1:26 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

What did eddie do on FB?

1:27 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Scottie I'm having BBQ from near your neck of the woods.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Feels very good, Scottie. Liberating is the word.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Miller are you in your new house yet? Your Coop is looking great!

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't people give Les Miles more credit?

Is it because he's so unpredictable?

By the way, UAT sucks. Just saying.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

i saw that Monnie. good old Sweetwater, TN.

i had a grilled sandwich from Zaxby's for lunch. oh, then Smoothie King. yummy!

1:36 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

yeah, ditto what Sensi said.

bama sucks. it does feel good.

i have a sign outside my office that reads 'HAVE YOU HATED BAMA TODAY?' i love it.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

It's because he wears an abnormally large hat and speaks with a terrible cadence and tone.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Sensi ...

When I see Les Miles, I see Forrest Gump.

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one, Jet.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Man you guys and your hate. That just fuels their ego. Hate is in the same vein as love folks. It's all about obsession just one way or another. You can't be free of something if you're obsessed. To really hate is to be indifferent. So Re: UAT, this guy doesn't give a damn.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Note to self:
Sean - the Rhett Butler of HABOTN

1:40 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Actually, my real image of Les was in his first game post Katrina vs. Tennessee, he clearly wanted the be "Cool Coach."

He put on a headset that was essentially a BlueTooth. What a maroon. You think you're going to be able to hear squat with a BlueTooth in the CoonA -- I mean, CornholioDome ... I mean CornDog Dome.

Two minutes into the game, he looks like he's got some earmuffs on to deal with the noise.

He strikes me as the luckiest man to ever walk the face of the earth.

1:41 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Buster Sports announced today that Tubberville has joined their team.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Wow Sean, I can't believe someone else actually gets it. I do not hate. Hate says that someone is so important to you that you will allow them to upset you. I am not that weak.

1:42 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I hate Bama.

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tubs and new media.

That's interesting. Can't wait to download some of that.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Miller said...

Mon,
Yes, we are moved in to the new house. We still aren't 100% unpacked yet, but we're moved in.
And, thanks. He's a mess!

1:49 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Bustersports sounds interesting I will take a look at it theis fall.

ehyou I saw you on my blog but don't really know how to use it. I just created it to get on here.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Since we are in the midst of the sports wasteland prior to football season, I thought it fun to argue some questions about the SEC, and the best question I can think of at the moment is who will be the next SEC head coach fired? We lost 3 SEC head coaches this last season and lord knows nobody was as fired as Sylvester Croom after that spanking in the Egg Bowl. Who will be next?

1:53 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

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1:53 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

digger...
I did it just to let you know I care.

1:54 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Steve, it is my guess the next ones fired will be...Mark Richt, Steve Spurrier or Les Miles.

1:54 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

HATE MANIFESTO, PART II.

We live in a state that is a box. And that box has to be guarded by men and women who hate UAT. Who's gonna do it?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for sanity and you curse the
Hotties who hate UAT. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That hating UAT, while distasteful, is fueled by 45 years of dealing with these knuckle-draggers every single day.

And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, defends our cause.

You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like UAT, Bammers, Bamzos, cousin-humpers. We use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. Sadly, some of our own use 'em as a punchline.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to those who have not seen what I've seen: good Auburn people being harassed in churches, schools and offices, being passed over for jobs because they're "an Aub," and treated like second-class citizens for being an Auburn fan.

I'd prefer you just said "War Eagle" and went on your way.
Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a
weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.

Spoken really fast as disclaimer: NO OFFENSE TO ANY HOTTIES INTENDED. PAID FOR BY THE JET HATES UAT COMMITTEE.

1:56 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

ehyou reporting for duty sir.

1:59 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Jet, you left out the term Bambi, which is an honorable title given to all Bama fans to honor Brodie Croyle's performance in the Iron Bowl a few years back. I think it has something to do with dear in headlights.

2:01 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I don't see Mark Richt going anywhere. Spurrier is certainly possible, but I think South Carolina will make a run at the west title this season, although Florida should take it easily. The other coach I think has jumped on the hot seat quickly is Lane Kiffin. He isn't likely to be gone this season, but if he executes a perfect belly flop the next couple of seasons, look for the ropes to come out in Knoxville.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Scott M. Brannan said...

cousin-humpers.......well that's just plain funny. never heard that.

i hate because i care. preach on brotha Jet.

2:06 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

ehyou thanks

steve. My guess is we will not lose a head coach in the sEC next year.

Jet I lived through all of the "bahr years" and the arrogance, hatred, and skinose look. It is not easy to forget.

2:10 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Jet - nicely done. But can you tell me, are the lap dances deductible?

2:11 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

100 percent.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Les Miles might be the most likely coach to get fired this coming season simply because I consider him the most likely to do something really stupid.

2:18 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

Is lap dancing in Destin against NCAA rules?

2:19 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I still don't agree with the hate, and I lived through the 70s. To me, hating Bamibies is light hating a retarded kid. No, I won't hate them. I do feel sorry for them.

2:20 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

Jet-I am sure I am not the only one who feels this way..YOU DO NOT STAND ALONE!! I hate bama for the reasons you listed..unfortunately I am not a eloquent as you are but if you are the voice of hatin the cousin-humpers (that was freaking hillarious) then allow me to stand beside you with a keen eye and a big gun brother!! Let it feed their ego..I don't care! HATE..and I mean HATE Bama!! WDE!!

2:21 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Did You Expense the Lapdances?

2:23 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

as far as the next coach fired..I gonna say Les Miles as well..LSU fans think that national championship he won was with Sabans players anyway..now the next coach to leave without being fired might be meyer..if norte dame opens up that is...

2:23 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

If Courch Myers leaves, who would then courch them and be able to withstand the pressure? As everyone knows, 1...2,3,4,5, da Florida Gators don't take no jive.

2:26 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

actually, with a prescription, a lamp dance can be viewed as therapuetic, and therefore, deductible.still hatin bana.

2:27 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

hmm..next coach at Fla..spurrier anyone?..nahhh

2:27 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

tuberville is more likely

2:28 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

The only reason I am stationed on the other side of the planet:

So I could be as far away from bammers as possible. Supporting freedom and squashing terrorists is just a secondary by-product.

I need a bumper sticker for my jeep saying "I'd rather be squashing bammers".

2:28 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

well i've finally figured out how to import the old AU game VHS tapes i found at my parents to my computer. it is a rather involved and lengthy process but has given me the opportunity to watch the 87, 88 & 89 iron bowls repeatedly as i convert and edit them. now i can watch AU stomp bama anytime i feel like it. it's nice to hate bama while watching knowing the final outcome is never in doubt.

i was converting the 1988 AU v syracuse sugar bowl last night. i was at that game as a kid and had forgotten how po'd the cuse folks were at us going for the tie and ruining their perfect season. it feels like a win today. dick mcpherson can be seen running half way out onto the field as AU lines up for the tying FG yelling "what the funk!!???" at least i think he said "funk". the interview with dye after the game is priceless.

and bammer makes me want to kill kittens!!!

2:29 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

the planet would be safer without bammers...

2:30 PM  
Blogger wartiger said...

tubbs in Fla...geez I hope not..I'd prefer he not be back in the SEC..I'd don't wanna have to dislike him..I guess if he ended up at Vandy or UK I'd be ok but anywhere else and I'd have to put him on my crap list...

2:30 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

My guess is that Meyer ends up leaving for somewhere, likely Notre Dame. I don't think there is any way Spurrier would return there. This is a kinder gentler Spurrier than what we saw in the 90s. He is mellow now and likely owns ferns.

2:31 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

chip, i was at that game, too. i remember the cuse fans being HOT. we just "blowed 'em off" because we'd been there before.

2:33 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Actually, that tie against Syracuse was one of the biggest wins in my mind of the Dye era. It tickled the crap out of me.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I'd say calling out a former star of the team for saying "Gee, we shoulda passed more against Ole Miss" is not really smart.

It seems kinda Ray Perkinsesque. Going out of your way to pick a fight for no good reason at all.

2:34 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

i own ferns because they repel puppets. ain't been attacked by one since i put them in, anyway.

2:36 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

oh, i was also at the 9-7 win over meeeechigan, when we didn't win by enough to impress the polls. while we were ripped off, that was one great evening, thinking we had won it all.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Chip-Chip, I was at the AU-Syracuse Sugar Bowl, too. That was a good time. Do you have a tape of the Sugar Bowl from the following year, against FSU? I was seated behind the end zone where Deion Sanders intercepted the pass to secure the win for FSU. To this day, I say it was pass interference. I'd kind of like to see the tape to see whether I was right, or just AU-biased.

2:39 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

if the gadsden/mobile/foley/luther davis rumors are half true, and weis bombs at ND again this year, $aban could end up in south bend with the money they will be throwing around. though he would not be "fired". he reminds me of a ruthless upper management/ceo type that does great things quickly but jumps ship before people find out what a mess he has made behind the scenes.

people with the "inside sources" elsewhere seem to thing the textbook sanctions have not been announced due to ongoing ncaa investigations into rec practices. i'll believe it when i see it.

2:40 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Scott, good luck getting that call reversed. It was close and Sanders made a good play. Disappointed the crap out of me.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Yeah, I was at the Michigan one, too. Everything that we needed to happen with other games happened, but we still got screwed (except for by the NY Times).

2:41 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

choco,

you and i must have been on the same row because that is exactly where i was sitting at that sugar bowl.
i was too young to discern a proper interference penalty at the time, but it would not surprise me if it was.

but no, i don't have a tape of that one. but there are still un-searched areas of my parents house.

2:43 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

chip, if Bama had went undefeated last season I think Saban would have been gone in a heartbeat. But I don't see him headed to ND. If Miles is a goner, Saban to LSU wouldn't surprise me a bit.

2:43 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

choco scott, don't have the tape. was at the game. highlight for me was walter reeves running over, through etc. one deion sanders. at the time reeves was an ee major working under my dad as an apprentice. smart guy--worth more than my dad and i together. he had a decent nfl career, as well

2:44 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Of course, Saban to Texas A&M would be the most wonderful thing in the world, although probably unlikely.

2:44 PM  
Blogger scott,will not,from tucson said...

saban to tamu would be too cool.

2:46 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

i just know $aban and $exton are attracted to $$$$$ and ND has lots of $$$$$.

2:47 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

ND is also as desperate as bammer.

2:48 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

lighten up, Sean

2:49 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

1. I remain amused at those who expected Auburn to attempt to score at touchdown from the 13 yard line, instead of kicking for the tie. A 95 percent chance of a tie, or 95 percent chance of a loss.

2. Many don't remember that Syracuse could have gone for a first down on a fourth and short before its final FG. It took the odds and the points.

3. In re Deion: You never get the call on that play, so we have to live with it. We didn't play very well in that game.

4. In 1983, playing the best schedule didn't get us much, did it? Hate that we let that slightly better than average Michigan team stay in the game with us.

2:49 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I had a lamp dance once and it was hot.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Monica, that was about 25 posts ago...and I wasn't being mean, just being philosophical.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Rather than TAMU, I think I'd like to see Saban go to FAMU. That'd be fun.

2:52 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

the schools i think tubs could resurface at in 2-3 years if conditions present themselves:

south florida
louisville
west virginia
arizona
arizona st.
central florida
tamu
south carolina
tennessee

2:52 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

WOW Hot mama on a hot lamp

2:53 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Is there a statute of limitations on responding to a post?

I repeat: lighten up

2:53 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

;-) DOM

2:54 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Thanks for the tip, Mom. I'm officially lighter now. ;)

2:54 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

oops i left south alabama off the list!!!!

2:54 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I think Seanzie wants to go to the office.

2:54 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

yesssssssssssssssss

2:54 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Crud, those silly 'm' and 'n' keys are too close together.

2:55 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Seanzie is too young for the office. No sex in the champagne room.

2:55 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

i tell most lsu friends/folks that at least we are now united in our common hate of $aban and bammer and they agree. i have not met too many that want him back.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Please tell me someone else is listening to Fbaum.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I usually am, but the gestapo are around today, what goes on with the F-bomb?

2:59 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE FORWARD BASE JETARSKY.

1. No listening to F-bomb.

Sorry, Mon, can't hep ya on that one.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Advising a guy who isn't sure if he should turn himself in to "tha law" or not. I've heard him call a couple of times before. It's bizzare.

3:01 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

for future reference. i will donate a 2 disc dvd copy of the 1989 iron bowl complete with the auburn footaball review as a prize for any future jgt sanctioned HABOTN contests.

3:02 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

you mean the king cousin humper? pass...

the jerry springer show has more class and integrity.

3:03 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I've still got last year's Vandy game tivo'd if anyone is interested. It's an instant classic.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Ehyou ...

What it was didn't involve the letters "c" and "l."

3:08 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Finebaum Twitters now. What kind of demented soul would sign up for that?

3:09 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

I actually watched it not long ago. The acuteness of our ineptitude had been lost to me over time. It was brutal.

3:11 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

don't most bammers shoot things that twitter?

3:12 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Monica's soul is demented.

3:13 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

SEC baseball tourney advertising on Finebaum. Thanks.

3:14 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Monica for shame.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Ehyou...

The thing that bothered me was I sat that and watched it and knew we were not capable of beating Vandy since we decided to get away from running the football.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I reject shame. :-)

3:17 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Shame ...

My mother says you're playing a game ...

And what you do to me is a shame.

3:19 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

jet, that's pretty funny since someone mentioned "champagne" earlier.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

When are Media Days?

3:49 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Does anyone know when fall practice starts?

When can incoming freshmen get playbooks to be studying?

3:50 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

SEC Media Days July 22-24

Chizik's up on last day.

3:53 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Good Cornelius Bennett interview on Fbaum.

3:53 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Mon - I don't know how you stomach Finebaum and his callers. You obviously have greater intestinal fortitude than I. If I listen to B'ham radio in that time slot, it's D & B. They are Bammer fans, but they are not obnoxious and manage to stay somewhat unbiased.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

He has good info and he's entertaining. When he's not giving me good info or not entertaining me I listen to something else.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Did I Will it?

4:14 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Thanks for the info, ehyou.

Did you will what, Mr. Chocolate man?

4:19 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Good, I didn't kill it! If Finebaum's interviewing someone, sometimes I can take it. About the only time I hear him is when D&B are on commercial break or when he repeats his first hour after D&B go off the air. I guess I'm not mature enough to handle his "entertainment". I know he is just stirring the pot and generally catering to the Bammers, but I still end up getting ticked off and changing the station. He gets part of the reaction he wants in that I get mad, but I don't do what I'm supposed to do and call in and say something stupid...I just think something stupid and quit listening.

4:21 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

ehyou, nothing says ineptitude like a score of 3-2 that is not baseball or hockey.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I understand, Scott. I realize I'm in the minority (allegedly) and that's okay with me. To each her own.

4:25 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

choco, if you listen to the advertisements during fbum you will at least know which local businesses to withhold you patronage from. i use that tactic with WNSP (aka WREC) 105.5 in mobile.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Funny, Chip-Chip! I was just thinking about that same thing a few minutes ago.

4:30 PM  
Blogger chip chip said...

mon,

you ever been to the "road-kill cook off" in marlinton, WV? you need to be official HABOTN taste tester and report on the festival's worthiness.

from cnn.com: It's RoadKill Cook-Off time, where past years' crowds have sampled dishes like Pothole Possum Stew, Fricasseed Wabbit Gumbo and Smeared Hog with Groundhog Gravy.

4:30 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I can no longer stomach the PF show. It's not so much him as it is the callers. The last several times I've listened it just seems to be one caller after another bashing one caller or another. No substance. I suppose I might give it a chance again in around 114 days if he has CPD on as a regular again. But that'd be about it. During that timeframe, I'm much happier listening to my tunes.

4:35 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

HA Chip - I haven't been to that festival, but I have been to that area and it's gorgeous country. I have seen several shows about the festival on he Food Channel and Travel Channel, etc. The folks that started that were brilliant in capitalizing on the whole WV/Roadkill thing. It's brought in lots of money for that area.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

You've been awfully quiet today, Norm. What gives?

4:36 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Omni - I've lurked periodically today. I've had more than the usual conference calls for a Thursday. At the moment, I'm home alone so my time is my own.

4:39 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

OK goober...Who gave you the black eye?

4:39 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I'll just say that the event happened around this time yesterday. It came about either as the result of playing with a 2 y/o boy or what someone may have perceived as back-talking a tiny small town Southern girl who may or may not be my wife. I'm afraid to say further or commit to which event may have led to it other than to confirm that I definitely learned something from the experience.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

SNORT!!!

and SNORT again

4:52 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Family is home and we're heading out to dinner. That is, if I know what's good for me.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

And I'm glad you can find humor from my pain. I live to make you laugh.

5:03 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Apparently Tuberville has a new gig.

Analyst for something called Buster Sports.

5:18 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Norm...

That will teach you to sass the Mrs.

5:19 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

Some of the things you guys can find to talk about are hilarious.

Jet-I think we will be at CWE those days also.

Mon-What is a lamp dance? Seen a pole dance a time ot two but not sure about lamp dance.

I'm past hatin' on anyone. Just show up in and punch in the mouth. (or the eye if you like, Norm)

Game night was an interesting topic though. Never heard anyone say they went to double overtime or is it just me.

Gotta go ride the bike at 6:00pm. Need to put in 25 miles before 7:30.
I'm out for now. be back later tonight.

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jet

Well done, sir. Well done.

5:43 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

jay, I read something on the car wash that mentions Troop saying he is assuming Billings won't be back. Can you find out the latest on the Billings saga? I understood it was academics and assumed it would get worked out.

5:52 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Norm - Your life is a noble endeavor.

WTC - Someone had a typo and called a lap dance a lamp dance and I pounced upon it with my smarty pants comment.

5:52 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

The thigh is by far the best cut of chicken. It's nice juicy dark meat with the added bonus of that hidden piece of liver on the back side.

6:08 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

a chicken's liver is in its leg?

6:40 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

BTW,

GO PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:40 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

ehyou - You made that sound salacious, you did.

6:45 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Bro Jet, I promise you want get hurt having an MRI,
unless a dumbass walks into the room with a gun during your exam

6:51 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

My salaciousness was unintentional, yet acknowledged.

7:07 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

he he he....THT said dumb@$$.

Where you been man?

7:08 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

ehyou - I'm in D.C. I finally broke down and bought me some internet.

7:12 PM  
Blogger ehyou said...

Well that calls for a "well done" then.

7:15 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Monica, please do not discuss anything about a lady pouncing on anything associated with a lap dance. I am a lonely guy and there are only so many showers I can take.

7:40 PM  
Blogger FSJ said...

Lap Dance?

Give me a good pole dancer any day.

8:01 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

THT - Oh yeah? Well, speaking of firearm discharge.

8:01 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Having labored in the yard, I return to my castle, only to walk into the crossfire of a spirited debate on an article of clothing

"Why won't you wear this?" says person No. 1.

"I won't," says person No. 2.

"That's not what I asked. Why won't you?" says person No. 1.

"I won't," says person No. 2

"Why don't you place it in a bag and put it in the trash or give it to Goodwill and not yell about a pair of shorts?" says Jet.

"WHY DON'T YOU STAY OUTTA THIS?!?" say persons Nos. 1 and 2.

8:23 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Good times. Good times indeed there Mr. Brother Jetarskyzilla.

8:24 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Of course, I was in the other side of the house when I offered my suggestion. So I avoided the black eye.

8:31 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

come on we can make it

8:32 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

You said it too loud, that's why you ran.

8:34 PM  
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