Coaching snapshot: Trooper Taylor
TROOPER TAYLOR
Age: 39 (born 2/20/70)
College: B.A. from Baylor, 1992.
Playing career: He played defensive back for Baylor from 1988-91. He also was a return specialist.
Coaching career:
•Auburn, wideouts (current)
•Oklahoma State, co-offensive coordinator/wideouts (2008)
•Tennessee, various offensive roles (2004-07)
•Tulane, wideouts (1999-2003)
•New Mexico, running backs (1998)
•Baylor, various roles (1992-97)
Mentor:
Grant Teaff ("taff"), long-time Baylor coach who later became The Guy at the American Football Coaches Association. "I don't make very many decisions in this business or anything, even with family, without talking to (Teaff)," Taylor said. ``He's like a second father to me."
Previous Auburn experience:
None.
Coaching philosophy:
He likes to keep it simple. The first time I met him, I asked about his approach to the game. He said his only goal is to have one more point than his opponent at the end of the day.
Duh.
The statement makes more sense now that I have seen him work. Taylor isn't one to get bogged down on techniques and intricacies. He's a big-picture guy. He believes the better team on a given day almost always is the one that works harder on that given day. His goal is to build a group of players who bring life, heart and energy to the field at all times.
He is a hands-on guy during practice. He's simultaneously cheery and terse, rarely holding back on the observations that rattle through his head. It's one big stream of consciousness when Taylor opens his mouth. It's like someone reading a CNN crawl out loud: A short comment and then it's on to the next topic.
Taylor has an unusually low tolerance for loafing. This works in concert with his overall approach to the game. He believes players should be at full speed all the time when practice or play is involved.
Personality profile:
Taylor has the most infectious personality on the Auburn staff. He smiles all the time, laughs loudly and laughs often. Taylor has a million andecdotes. Every topic has some kind of parallel in his world, which helps him gain trust easily.
I've said before that Auburn has the sellers and the truthers when it comes to recruiting. Taylor is the No. 1 seller. He's the guy who's laughing, shaking hands, dropping references, patting people on the back and creating a party atmosphere.
He is the best seller I've seen at Auburn. He can seem trendy to a 17-year-old kid and seem genuine to his 70-year-old grandmother in the same sitting. Taylor is a politician.
He is the heart and soul of the Tigers' recruiting effort. He works closely with Curtis Luper, Jeff Grimes to represent the selling side of Auburn's enterprise.
At the same time, he doesn't strike me as being all that cavalier when the curtain drops. I don't think he's as happy-go-lucky as he seems. He is task-oriented. Taylor works through a list each day because things can get away from him. His conversational style, by definition, can lead him into tangential enterprises. He's a guy who can engage and disengage quickly. It has to be that way.
I haven't yet gotten a strong feel for Taylor's ultimate professional goal. He officially is an assistant head coach. He handles business at Auburn when Gene Chizik is away, which creates the image that Taylor is ready to take that next step. Before that day comes, though, surely he'll need some time as an offensive coordinator.
I'm not sure his big-picture approach would work well as a coordinator. Those guys typically are really into strategy. Maybe Taylor is a magical Xs-and-Os guy who is hiding behind a shrewdly constructed facade. Time will tell.
Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.
Age: 39 (born 2/20/70)
College: B.A. from Baylor, 1992.
Playing career: He played defensive back for Baylor from 1988-91. He also was a return specialist.
Coaching career:
•Auburn, wideouts (current)
•Oklahoma State, co-offensive coordinator/wideouts (2008)
•Tennessee, various offensive roles (2004-07)
•Tulane, wideouts (1999-2003)
•New Mexico, running backs (1998)
•Baylor, various roles (1992-97)
Mentor:
Grant Teaff ("taff"), long-time Baylor coach who later became The Guy at the American Football Coaches Association. "I don't make very many decisions in this business or anything, even with family, without talking to (Teaff)," Taylor said. ``He's like a second father to me."
Previous Auburn experience:
None.
Coaching philosophy:
He likes to keep it simple. The first time I met him, I asked about his approach to the game. He said his only goal is to have one more point than his opponent at the end of the day.
Duh.
The statement makes more sense now that I have seen him work. Taylor isn't one to get bogged down on techniques and intricacies. He's a big-picture guy. He believes the better team on a given day almost always is the one that works harder on that given day. His goal is to build a group of players who bring life, heart and energy to the field at all times.
He is a hands-on guy during practice. He's simultaneously cheery and terse, rarely holding back on the observations that rattle through his head. It's one big stream of consciousness when Taylor opens his mouth. It's like someone reading a CNN crawl out loud: A short comment and then it's on to the next topic.
Taylor has an unusually low tolerance for loafing. This works in concert with his overall approach to the game. He believes players should be at full speed all the time when practice or play is involved.
Personality profile:
Taylor has the most infectious personality on the Auburn staff. He smiles all the time, laughs loudly and laughs often. Taylor has a million andecdotes. Every topic has some kind of parallel in his world, which helps him gain trust easily.
I've said before that Auburn has the sellers and the truthers when it comes to recruiting. Taylor is the No. 1 seller. He's the guy who's laughing, shaking hands, dropping references, patting people on the back and creating a party atmosphere.
He is the best seller I've seen at Auburn. He can seem trendy to a 17-year-old kid and seem genuine to his 70-year-old grandmother in the same sitting. Taylor is a politician.
He is the heart and soul of the Tigers' recruiting effort. He works closely with Curtis Luper, Jeff Grimes to represent the selling side of Auburn's enterprise.
At the same time, he doesn't strike me as being all that cavalier when the curtain drops. I don't think he's as happy-go-lucky as he seems. He is task-oriented. Taylor works through a list each day because things can get away from him. His conversational style, by definition, can lead him into tangential enterprises. He's a guy who can engage and disengage quickly. It has to be that way.
I haven't yet gotten a strong feel for Taylor's ultimate professional goal. He officially is an assistant head coach. He handles business at Auburn when Gene Chizik is away, which creates the image that Taylor is ready to take that next step. Before that day comes, though, surely he'll need some time as an offensive coordinator.
I'm not sure his big-picture approach would work well as a coordinator. Those guys typically are really into strategy. Maybe Taylor is a magical Xs-and-Os guy who is hiding behind a shrewdly constructed facade. Time will tell.
Questions? Comments? Post directly to the blog below or email me at jgtate@gannett.com.
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I do Dear Follower....
He doesn't want to go back to the NFL from what I can tell.
Where else would he go in college to have the same power he currently has?
Nebraska in the 90s ran the power I game with option when the QB was able to do it. They also had a pretty decent pass game to go along with the option/power run game. However, they rarely lined up in the wishbone during that run. They ran a lot of I-form and One back sets.
Well which one of you Hotties was just on the show?
LOL at Jay talking about Finebaum. Jay is right on about Paul btw. Still I can't turn it off.
Speculation is Finebaum's specialty.
He clearly mailed that in during the off-season before things get cranked at media days.
lol @ bufords disdain for john mayer.
Did they just go to an abrupt break?
I'm listening to the Cosimo Matassa box set and enjoying my saturday......
John Mayer sings Your Body Is A Wonderland allegedly about Jennifer Love Hewitt.
As if. S'all I'm saying. As if.
I'll be on d and b radio this afternoon at 3:05 Cdt.
That's in Bammerham.
Jay G. Tate is making the rounds.
I hope they pay you well.
Bammerham....nice
You deserve it having to be on D&B.
Jay:
How well do you like Jim Dunaway?
Whatever happened to the guy that wrote about Pro Wrestling for the Advertiser?
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Bammer beat Florida twice in the past
WOO HOO
That's like claiming domination over Auburn having only won 3 out of the last 10.
Jay is right...
1999 was an afternoon game and Auburn played UT in Knoxville that night. It was the night that Tubs sent Duvall to the lockerroom.
2005 in Tuscaloosa is when Prothro hurt his leg.
FSJ- What about Notre Dame?
FSJ- What about Michigan?
Notre Dame is not a step up right now and he wouldn't have near the power there that he currently has. And if I am not mistaken they have some recruiting issues to overcome as far as academics.
Michigan?
He was coach at MSU. I doubt that would happen.
Penn State would be most likely but Joe Pa will choose his successor.
Penn State
Syracuse
California
UCLA
Washington
Just throwing something out there.
The first is valid. The rest on that list are not.
I know FSJ, but don't kid yourself, did LSU fan's think Saban would end up at bama in 2003?
The light can blind you to the truth. Saban is not loyal to any school, he is loyal to money and certain power, and other schools can offer that also, not just bama.
One other thing...
Saban knows that the train is rolling now. He's not going to leave before he reaps the fruits of his hard work.
Again, JMO.
Agree with Jay on Tennessee..
And LSU will find a way to screw something up.
FSJ- I'm not saying he leaves after this year, but it is unreal to expect him to retire at bama given his track record. It is unreal for any school to believe that their coach will retire their like the Joe Pa's and Bobby Bowden's are doing now. It's not going to happen, if Urban Meyer leaves Florida, you don't think Saban may be interested in it? No offense, but Alabama is not up to par with Gainesville locale or talent of athletes that are in that state.
Did Lionel get beat up by his wife again?
I don't know jim very well. Ryan brown is my contact there.
Dear Follower:
IMO, and this is JMO, but Alabama is about to be on par with Florida in talent.
sup peeps? what's the good word on the streets?
Sup Deandre....
Just curious, how do you folks feel about Colin Cowherd?
I'm not a big fan of Colin.
I really don't like any of the national guys.
Colin Cowherd is personally responsible for bringing national radio attention to college football. Before him at ESPN, none of those guys touched it. You may not like him because he's not much of a homer (except for Southern Cal for some reason), but he's very very good.
FSJ- Last comment, but is Tuscaloosa easier to recruit to than gainesville?
For some reason I really like his shows. He seems fairly intelligent and discusses some interesting topics. I bet he'd be fun to have a beer or 12 with.
cowherd is good, but I don't listen.
Dear Follower...
In the last two years it hasn't been too hard to recruit at all in Tuscaloosa.....
Que the buying players remarks from others... (not you DF)
Florida vs. Alabama in the eyes of a high school MALE
Florida=hottest college women on the planet in multiples; great city and state with tons to do; a fan base and school bent on getting better and bigger
Alabama=somewhat hot women mixed with a bunch of Camero driving skanches; town full of Bear loving, blindly worshipping maroons at the alter of what used to be in football who live in the WAS
No contest in my book.
Buford....
At least we aren't driving foreign cars.
Clearly my last post is beyond just athletes and is clearly a product of my opinion and understanding of the male species.
Cowherd = Most radio guys. Ok for a while, then start believing they're better than they are.
Saban's next stop? Suburban Pharmacy Termites in the Montgomery YMCA league.
Has already issued a directive to the parents not to speak to him before practice, after practice, during orange slice and juice box time, because it would be detrimental to the process.
FSJ- I think we are not seeing eye to eye, I understand that Saban is pulling in recruits, but how hard is he having to work to do so? My point is that Florida sells it self, more so than bama. JMO.
FSJ - the dang ole Germans got nothing to do with it!
LOL!
I understand what you are saying DF, but my point was that Saban seems to be doing just fine. He works hard all the time so it is not anything he isn't used to or doesnt' want to do.
So whatever advantage that Florida has over Alabama is not as big of a deal as you may think.
Just wondering, because it is a factor, which of the two, Alabama or Florida, have the more stringent entrance requirements?
Florida has National Championships this decade.
That's an advantage.
As well as the hot women.
Not sure Tommy...
but really outside of Vandy does it really matter? They are gonna be pretty close...
Hot chicks and jean shorts. Although from what I'm told the hottest are at Miss State. Heaven help the SEC if they ever decide to have winning times in the men's major sports.
Hottest women are at Ole Miss...
Period.
Tommy- NOT MISS STATE!!! Hottest women are at Ole Miss, I assure you.
FSJ- We found something we agree on!
Finally...DF and FSJ see eye to eye.
I knew it was one of those Miss. schools
I think I've also heard they have the best tailgates before the games
why are ya'll worried about the other schools when the hottest women are on the HABOTN!!
Finally, got a new car....Sonata...hope it's good.
Has nav, bluetooth and dual ac controls...all the fun gadgets
tommy...
I'm not kidding.. It's not close.
There are beautiful women in Auburn...in Tuscaloosa...in Gainsville....but Oxford is on another planet when it comes to quantity.
I almost went to Law School there. I would have flunked out to be sure. I called an audible and went to grad school instead anyway.
There are women on HABOTN?
Just kidding.
thanks......faker...
WE GIrl,
Congrats on your new car! I am so jealous. They are still scouring the country to try and find the one I want.
Thanks Jay.
FSJ got a Shout Out!!!!
I say Mobile has the best looking women!!!!
Damn they just gave a Brick a bad name to compare to Palin!!!!!
I like the FSJ shout out.
Just finally had to jump in the water! I was tired of driving a 12 year old Camry....the kids are gotten the last new cars.
Ole Miss by far has the hottest women. I knew there was something here worth talking about.
are=have
Why are we talking freakn politics on a Sports call-in show? lol
wow, HABOTN on some sort of peaches & tens this afternoon.
Saban's next gig?
A TLC series entitled "Little People, Big Douchecanoe."
Men are so jealous of successful women.......Josh doesn't know what he's talking ....not opinionated...WHAT??
Am I listening to Rush Limbaugh and Keith Olbermann debating?
Oh Hell we into the Liberal Crap thing.... Talk Freakn Sports!!!!
I see that FSJ gets a shout out, turn on the show and now i'm hearing this politic garbage. Geez, where did sports go?
Oh Hell... it's going down hill fast!!!! let's all sig a folksong now!!!!
It could be worse - they could be talking about MJ's funeral
I'm can't listen hear at work but from y'all's comments it sounds like Josh & JayGT need to be censored for non-sports talk on a sports-talk show.
Can we please get rid of MR. United??!!!! Who does he think he is?
this dude has a "Hard On" for Monnie!!!! she is gonna send freakn Lefty and Knuckles to see his arsse!!!
I'm on the sideline for this one.
Cincy- I prefer Michael Jackson's funeral to politics anytime.
Shoot Me now right between the eyesa!!!!!
Blah blah blah blah!!!! Mr. United
Florida's hot women vs. the drunk broads at Ole Miss.
That's what I want more of.
Well that was something.
Mr. United should be called Mr. Divider.
Buford:
That would be a heckuva grudge match.
You can sort thru it, file it away and never look at it again.
Tuned in time to listen to Mr. Stephen A. Smith Wannabe hang up.
Great timing. Yay me!
jayg, you are the smart one! Why does he always think he can dis Monica? Is that supposed to make him a big man?!
I swear to you in gonna search the entire STATE and find this dummy "Mr United" and have him Swimming with the Fishes pretty soon!!!
Mr. Universially Hated wouldn't know a woman from the hole in the wall of cell block C.
Mobilz, he ruins 740 every morning
Jay G- You should have defended Monica, a Hottie against trash like Mr. United. That was just aweful.
Someone talkin about "our" Monica?!?
As far as SEC scenery, you can have your Oxfords, your Gainesvilles, your Athenses, and your Lexingtons.
I'm an Auburn man married to an Auburn woman.
And I hate UAT.
tee hee hee hee Buford T..... just handle it---- said Rosco P. Coltrain!!!
I agree...
Mr. United needs to pick on michael.
Jet- Me too!
gotta go back to work.....
Can you see Bag on inline skates!!!! hahahahahaha that would be some funny crap!
Me too WDE! i'm outta her Hotties!
Bag is an appropriate nickname for this Josh dude
Bags wouldn't own a pair of skates because he has to travel long distances for paved roads.
I guess I missed the excitement...although the skating conversation is amusing.
Brooke is still HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! even when she's crying.... i can console her if she needs me!
Kristina- You missed nothing on the radio, just a scared little lonely guy caling into a radio station with his contribed speach and cutting people down to make up for all his inadequacies.
Good Grief.
EDDIE well said! PERFECT!
It can be if utilized properly, FSJ.
I was referring more about the political rhetoric, Eddie. I ignore Mr. United. And as long as we all get up in arms about what he says, he's gonna keep saying stuff.
The whole not feeding the troll thing...
I'm headin down to the beach for a dip before goin up to the abita beer and food tasting in Orange Beach. Maybe there will be pics, later hawties, enjoy your day.
If there are no more nails to rake across a chalkboard, I'm convinced Josh's voice when he gets agitated could fill in.
No, Josh does not look like either Vin Diesel or Daughtry.
I'm not sure whether its a good thing or bad thing that I can' listen to the streaming radio stuff. I will just say I'm glad I can't hear it today.
Jet - re: 1:35, it just doesn't get any better. I feel like I'm in heaven every day.
Hold out for a better gig, Jay G!
ESPN is on line 2.
JGT has no comment on ESPN being on Line 2.
Maybe it's just me, but I envision Mr. U looking like that termite trying to deliver the pizza in the Orkin commercial.
sure JayGT says he was at Kings Island last week. But do you think there's any truth to the rumor he has accepted the sports anchor position at WKRP?
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
jet...
An apt description, well done.
Mr. United
Always liked this from opening credits:
And the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.
Bailey was hot.
as soon as HABOTN radio part deaux beings i get slammed. missed the entire thing. bummer.
personally i think Ole Miss women are overrated. i've been there for 3 AU games and wasn't impressed. maybe it's just the Grove thing where they dress up that make folks think so. that's my take. i walked the campus at U of Kentucky for 3 years and saw more than my share of hotties. 3 cheers for UK women!!!!!!!!
Thanks for listening, peeps.
I'll begin the player assessments in a bit.
OK, I'll throw it out there ... since the Hottie tournaments never materialized.
Hottest TV news babe?
Dagmar Midcap, Atlanta weatherwoman gets my vote.
Barbra Walters?
The problem with the hottie tournaments was me. Sensi did a bunch of work and I didn't make it happen. That one's on me.
Roseanna Roseanna Danna?
One day I will have to listen to the Roundtable to figure out what all this fuss is about.
Dagmar would also get my vote. She's also really into sports if that helps. Not that she needs any...
Keep Hate Alive.
this is for Norm
she's 60 years old now. At the ripe old age of 58 she reportedly was in a car that broke down while she was driving nekkid. it must all be true. It's on wikipedia.
Alot of the ladies on Fox News should be mentioned in that lineup too.
1. i want $aban to stay at UAT so AU can kick the butts of all his 5-star recruits for years to come.
2. i want meyer to stay at UF and continue his losing streak against AU. 0-2 and counting... he stinks in general against the SEC west compared to his record against the east.
i watched the "bluegrass miracle" lsu v uk game on css yesterday. $aban and lsu had far and away the superior talent in that game and it took a 75 yard hail mary to win it. guy morris completely outcoached him. i absolutely do not fear $aban's recruiting or coaching ability or that of the whiney baby in gville. whether they know it or not, they are just football coaches. $aban had stellar recruiting classes while at lsu and AU beat him more often than he beat us. BRING IT!!!!!
i was at that game Chip Chip. talk about a stunned crowd. it was unreal.
I wouldn't mind Saban leaving and Alabama sucking again. That was fun.
There's a girl on Fox News named Molly. She was smokin' hot while covering the Katrina mess.
Saw her today. Yuck!
why do they not suck now michael?
they have sucked
do suck
and will continue to suck in perpetuity.
they suck!
i hate 'em.
Jay, they always say nothing makes you look better than being on screen next to a flooded cesspool of a city.
chip chip, they don't suck now because they beat us soundly and went to a BCS bowl and were 1 quarter away from being in the national championship. If that can be defined as sucking, then sign me up!
i was monitoring that lsu v uk game online from work while performing a massive systems upgrade of the company computer system that went completely awry. i think AU beat ULAMO badly that day too.
who is talking performance on the field here? they suck. as in hitler sucks! stalin sucks! ahmadeneijad sucks. level of suck does not always correlate to games won or lost. bammer sucks!
chip...
That game was in 2002. They didn't have interwebs back then for you to "monitor online". Nice try.
I'm going on D and B Radio right now.
It's in Bammerham.
Knock 'em dead, Jay. I enjoyed the show yesterday, as I'm blocked by the man, I was unable to listen this afternoon.
i'm with ya on D&B JG!
Here's the link for JGT on D & B
D&B
Jason Whitlock quit school because they had recess. He don't play.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9777174/Don't-be-so-quick-to-make-McNair-a-hero
dial up baby!!!
Thanks, Scott
i had innerette when i was at AU in 1995.
my roomie was a computer wiz and had the phone number to dial into the back door of AU's system and get it for free.
i quit paying AOL then.
we only had text capability, but with dial up it was nice. it didn't take 30 minutes for all the pics to load.
Nice link Jet. He speaks the truth.
Pretty straightforward segment there.
I often disagree with Whitlock, but not in this case. He nailed it.
yup. arrow straight. i dug it.
Nice job, JG. D & B is a much, much better option than Finebaum here in Bammerham.
Ehyou,
Help me! I've been badly burned!
(BLAM! BLAM!)
YOU SHOT ME!
(BLAM!)
Whitlock column: Fine conclusion, long route to get there.
Jay G ...
Is new AU athletic admin dude Scott Carr, son of Bill Carr and Associates Bill Carr?
Jet - that just reminds me of SNL when Buckwheat was shot.
I mean, I know what you're referencing, but reading it that's where I went.
It's OK, Norm, go back to your beer.
Mmmmmmm Beer
I'm sorry I bring very sad news. Digger's wife passed away this morning.
Oh my, I'm so very sorry to hear that. Sincere condolences to Digger.
Oh my. Sorry to read that Monica.
Monica ...
Thanks for letting us know. A sad thing, indeed.
Digger, deepest sympathies. I cannot begin to imagine...
It tickled me to read an article on the bleacher report the other day. It predicted we would go 8-5. The guy that wrote it must be brilliant. He predicted we would have a 7-5 regular season but that we would win our bowl game against an unknown opponent. Man, I hope to some day reach the level of excellence where I can predict the winner of football games without even knowing the participants. I will then truly be great.
Jet, I don't know.
I think I'm going to assess the quarterbacks to begin.
We know there is interest.
well that was kinda weird Jay..I check out the site for the first time today and think I'm fixin to get me a Kodi Burns player profile...oh well..
KODI! KODI! KODI!
Kodi Burns player assessment is up.
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