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7.30.2009

Radio Appearance (Was) Forthcoming

Hey everyone. I will be doing my weekly segment on SuperSport 930 in Jackson, Miss., on Friday morning. That extravaganza will begin around 8:05 a.m.

Not sure we have a ton of Auburn stuff to discuss, but our talks generally are chock full o' information.

Please enjoy.

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Blogger Norm said...

sniff

1:08 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

BOOYAH!!!

1:09 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Just took a look at the UT billboards. Doesn't Kiffikin have to meet some kind of dress code to be put on a billboard? Our billboard wins hand down.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Hot dog! No one can turn a page like Norm!

1:09 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

NSN is back!

1:09 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

New page smell. There you go Doc.

Keep Hate Alive.

1:10 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

well, he's wearing more than the nymph, so I guess it's ok

1:10 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Luda is not with OutKast, but they did tour together I think.

I'm telling you I'd pay to view your webcam!

1:10 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

absolutely hatin this afternoon. Nothing else to do.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

It's rainy here, Greg is sleeping off a cold and I'm a little on the bored side myself.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

how 'bout a kitty web cam?

1:12 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

it's hot and dry here and very windy. The wind feels like it's coming straight off the Mojave.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Well thanks for the correction. That's not exactly my style of "music" so I don't know about them but I'm pretty sure it was Ludacris because I've seen his picture and he does live here.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

THT - I'm quite sure you can pay for that kind of webcam. Email me for my rates.

Norm - Luda lives where? He's one of my faves. STAND UP!

1:15 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

mentioning Ludacris reminds me of Murderus which reminds me that it's only 7 days til last season of Monk starts.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Mon - he lives in the ATL area. Heck, he could live quite near me for all I know. Plenty of other famous sports dudes or "entertainers" do. But, I can't drive past their houses because of those stupid security gates which keep lowlifes like me out.

1:20 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

Wasn't someone supposed to announce his verbal commitment today?

1:24 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I think you are right. I read somewhere about Page initially playing bass in the yardbirds.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Aero - touche', nicely done.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

What is a Ludacris?

1:27 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Steve,

It's the title of the DVD of the 2008 Auburn football team.

1:28 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Steve, a Ludacris is like a Fiddy which should not be confused with a Forty, of which Fiddy and Luda have probably partaken

1:30 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Tommyd Thread halter
TYVM

1:43 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

you guys ever play Edward Fortyhands?

1:43 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I am a good dancer.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i get forced to dance sometimes. I hate it. I do like to watch people dance though, it's hilarious

1:56 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Time for James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub

1:58 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Do you dance better with the box on or off?

1:59 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Hot tub!

Hot! Hot!

Full of water!

2:00 PM  
Blogger mytommyd said...

Rubba dub in the hot tub

2:01 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Norm every time there's a movie reference will you IM and hook me up? Prec

2:01 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Haven't done Edward Fortyhands in a long time...but I'm up for it again.

2:01 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Gonna make me sweat-uh!

2:03 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Next time you're in LA Norm,

This is what's for dinner...,

2:03 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

ooooowwww too hot! make it cool-uh

2:05 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Nick Fairley = ready to get his practice on

2:05 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Had never heard of Edward Fortyhands until today. I just looked it up. That's pretty funny!

2:05 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Scott....for some people that could also be called Ernest & Julio Gallohands.

2:07 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Should I get in the not tub?!
Will it make me sweat?!

2:08 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

hot

2:08 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Same era at James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub, but funnier.

2:08 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Digital Landscape Changes for SEC Fans

2:08 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

"The waffle leads the chicken to the stomach like a sherpa" classic

2:08 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

M/D 20/20 hands?

2:12 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Trivia - at 2:15 or so, the shop keeper is Jim Downey. You may also know this long time SNL scribe as the quiz giver in Billy Madison.

"We are all dummer from having heard your answer."

2:14 PM  
Blogger michael said...

^on Jay G's video

2:14 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

2:18 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Jay G,

That skit was great...however the best Eddie Murphy skits other than the two we've talked about on here were the "Buh-Wheat has been shot" and "Buh-Wheat lives".

Also, it's hard to go to that page and not watch "Motherlover" and "___ in a box" from the digital shorts.

2:20 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Boy, I step out for luncn, and all sorts of fun breaks out.

Monica, I do not give my permission for you to disseminate any private communications.

2:21 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

pout

2:21 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Farley/Swayze Chippendale's is still my fave SNL skit of all time

2:24 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I think I'm one of the 5 people on the planet that didn't find Chris Farley that funny.

He was funny, but it seemed everyone else thought he was far better than I did.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Yes, but do you think he shot Buckwheat?

Oh yeah, absolutely. No doubt about it. It's all he ever talked about.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I'm one of the other ones.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

"Little Women" -- with David Hyde Pierece, David Spade, Farley, and Garafolo (I think).

My fave.

2:26 PM  
Blogger michael said...

My dad didn't think Farley was funny. When I would laugh hard at him, he would tell me he sucks and the original cast was so much better, blah blah blah.

And you know what? For a couple of years, E! played episodes from the first couple of season, and they really weren't all that good. Definitely not as good at the Carvey/Farley overlap era. The show was awesome back then.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

j-z, here's a great resource for your next party:

Fine wines

Be sure to read the reviews and rankings. You don't want to embarrass yourself in front of all the oenophiles (and other philes) in P'ville.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I'm kind of partial to Harry Shearer & Martin Short's "Synchronized Swimming" bit.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Norm- love that skit too.
i tend to agree with michael that original cast was overrated, maybe it's a generational thing

2:32 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

choc- i'm gonna get me one o'them bum wine t-shirts

2:33 PM  
Blogger michael said...

It is so overplayed now that I don't even laugh at it, but the first time I saw the "Cowbell" sketch, I just about had a heart attack.

I loved everything Farley did. The first Matt Foley sketch (once again, before I saw it 1,000 times) probably made me laugh the hardest. Also loved the Japanese game show sketch, his Cindy character in the Gap Girls sketches, the Zagat reader character, the Herlihy boy, the "We replaced your coffee" hidden camera sketch, loved it all.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I think it's time & place. I enjoyed alot of the original cast. But with the exception of a very few bits, if I caught them on reruns I'd be really disappointed.

And I agree with Boxhead's dad. Farley was never funny to me. That's just him personally, not an entire cast better than another.

2:35 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I think the original cast was just so "cool" when they came out, they could sort of skate on that. They were more cutting edge than hilarious in my opinion.

Now there is cable TV and much more crude movies, so they don't have that edginess anymore. Now they are just stuck trying to be funny.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Greg wants to know why Boone's Farm isn't included on BumWine.com

2:38 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i also loved Norm MacDonald on Update. i still think he is hilarious

2:41 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Girls drink Boone's farm. I think "bum" is traditionally associated with males.

The Cisco review is dead on. My one Cisco experience led to an evening of bad, bad things. Thank God the records were expunged.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

owwwwooooooccchhhh

2:42 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Yes, Norm was definitely my favorite update anchor of all time. Did you ever watch his sitcom? It was only on for a couple of seasons, but it was hilarious (The one titled "Norm", not the "Minute with Stan Hooper." That was actually quite unfunny)

Harrison, check out Norm's roast of Bob Saget. Absolutely hilarious:

http://videogum.com/archives/stand-up-comedy/norm-macdonalds-genius-roast-of-bob-saget_015201.html

2:43 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I think everything Norm MacDonald has done is funny.

Even when he's telling a bad joke, he tells it in a way that makes it funny.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

yeah, i watch anything norm does on the internet or tv. I did watch "norm", i don't think i saw "stan hooper" though.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

tht do you think he was trying to insult my Greg?

2:45 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

Not at all....promise.

2:46 PM  
Blogger michael said...

You didn't miss anything with the Stan Hooper show. It had an incredible cast and was incredibly unfunny. One of those head scratchers.

I think Norm could make a living just going on talk shows. He is always hilarious on Conan and Letterman.

2:47 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

Conan can't stop giggling when Norm is on his show. then again, neither can I

2:49 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

RK- then you need to watch the roats of sagat. It's really bad jokes, masterfully done by Norm

2:50 PM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Mon - Here is the reasoning from BumWine.com: Boone's Farm just does not have enough alcohol per volume to be a bum wine. In a bum's mind, heavy-hitting competitors such as T-Bird, Rosie, and Wild-I leave Boones in the dust. If Boone's would make a 17% alcohol per volume version at the same price, perhaps bums would reach for it. This sugary swill is more of an underage drinker's economy wine than a bum wine. You won't find empty Boone's bottles in any rail yard or heating vent, but you will find it in the local bowling alley parking lot or make-out spot. There is just no bumvidence to substantiate the bumsworthiness of Boone's Farm

2:50 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

bumvidence - love it!

Thanks, Scott

2:51 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

bumwine.com has really done it's homework. Good for them.

2:52 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Having nothing whatsoever to do with his name, I've also been a Norm MacDonald fan too. I watched both of his tv shows too and pretty much agree with Michael.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I've always enjoyed Norm MacDonald's impersonation of Bob Dole.

3:06 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

i thought Dan Akroyd did the Bob Dole impersonation

3:08 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Norm MacDonald as Clint Eastwood on "Inside the Actors Studio" was incredible.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Aykroyd did him first. Norm did him better.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

I'll have to search for that one RK, I don't remember it offhand.

3:11 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Norm,

I was on the show that Norm hosted a year or so after he was fired.

That show was great because Norm went out there and didn't care what he did because he was still pissed about what happened when he got fired.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

If you know of a link for it, please pass it on.

3:36 PM  
Blogger michael said...

What do you mean you were "on the show"? Are you an old SNL cast member, rk?

I liked his opening monologue for that show, about how he was fired for being unfunny, yet now he was funny enough to host the show, so he guesses that the show had actually just gotten so unfunny that he was finally funny in comparison.

3:38 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

I meant to say "it was on the show" instead of "I was on the show".

One little letter can change the meaning.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

RK - Michael's just being a Bammer. I knew what you meant.

3:42 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I remember on the show Norm hosted, he played Lou Gehrig doing his "luckiest man in the world" speech. After he said that, he said, "I was joking. I'm not lucky. I have a disease so rare, they named it after me. LUCKY ME!!!"

I think I remember the audience not laughing that much, but me dying of laughter, which you were used to as a Norm fan SNL watcher.

3:44 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Proud to be a Bammer!

Yeah, I knew what you meant to, but I am a trouble maker.

3:44 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

"I wanted to keep my job, they thought the exact opposite. They didn't want me anymore because they said I was not funny. At most jobs, I'd have a heck of a lawsuit on my hands."

3:45 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

"The bad news is, I'm still not funny. The good news is, the show blows."

3:47 PM  
Blogger WarEagleRK said...

Those are two quotes I remember from Norm's opening monologue when he came back.

That and he dropped a G.D. in there somewhere to get everyone mad at him.

3:48 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

right after he was fired Norm was on Letterman one night. hilarious. It's worth finding on you tube

3:51 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Yeah, it's on youtube somewhere. Harrison kept trying to get him to say Lorne Michaels was a schmuck if I remember correctly.

3:53 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

I did not!

3:55 PM  
Blogger michael said...

HA!!! I meant Letterman.

I am so confused. It's Friday. I love Lamp. 2 minutes til Puppet Hour. Fitting.

3:58 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I hear a trumpet.
I hear a sound.
The Piper is playing.
Puppets can't be drowned.

-Longfellow

4:00 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

News Team! Assemble!

4:02 PM  
Blogger Dear Leader said...

ok I may be late to the party but what is up with this??

Birmingham sister, brother sentenced to prison for stealing $250,000 from Barber Dairy Co.
Posted by Robert K. Gordon -- Birmingham News July 30, 2009 4:04 PM
A Birmingham woman told a judge Thursday that officials at Barber Dairy Co. allowed her to use a company credit card in exchange for steering her son to play football at the University of Alabama.
U.S. District Judge Scott Coogler dismissed the claim by Robin Lee Jones and sentenced her to four years in prison for stealing $250,000 from the company. Coogler sentenced Jones' brother, Robert Lee, to 23 months in prison.
Both are responsible for paying $256,963 in restitution and must serve three years' supervised release after their prison terms are served.
Jones worked for eight years at the dairy company and oversaw the company's Fuelman credit card system.
Each company driver has a card to make purchases for vehicle items such as fuel. Jones had no card for her personal use, the plea agreement said. The card was used to make diesel fuel purchases for RJ Trucking, company owned by Jones and Lee.
The card was also used for repairs on cars owned by Jones and her family, court records show.
Coogler said Jones' claim of an agreement between her and the company was out of bounds.
"If she isn't guilty, then she shouldn't have pleaded guilty," Coogler said, adding it was too late to re-open the case.
Jones' son, Dominic Lee, was a defensive tackle for Alabama from 2003 to 2006.

Footnote: Dominic Lee is the cousin of Andre Smith (you know, the one who left early, and was told to leave during Sugar Bowl practice by Saban because of “dealings with agents”).

4:03 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

But they can be
Doused in gasoline
and immolated.

The J-Z remix

4:03 PM  
Blogger michael said...

I would never accept an invitation for a beer at the white house, because by the time all the travel expenses are paid, I could have just had a beer at home for cheaper.

Also, I would be scared of Joe Biden putting date rape drugs in my drink.

4:04 PM  
Blogger michael said...

Combining the Eddie Murphy, SNL, and poetry themes:

Dark and lonely on a summer's night
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Watchdog barking
Do he bite?
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Slip in his window
Break his neck
Then his house
I start to wreck
Got no reason
What the heck
Kill my Landlord
Kill my landlord
C-I-L-L
my landlord

4:07 PM  
Blogger Norm said...

Prose and Cons, a good one.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

I wouldn't go to white house for a beer either because one beer just makes me mad.

4:34 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

wow, instead of killing puppets, Norm killed puppet hour

4:34 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

aw, Harrison, you made my post look even stupider

4:35 PM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I am flabbergasted that there are over 300 posts on a day with NO news.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

i make most things look stupid

4:36 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I would go to the White House for a beer because it's convenient and they probably have real Guinness from Ireland.

4:37 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I'd say Dear Leader gave us something to discuss.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

With Jet, I concur.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Hmmm, An unsupported allegation that a company bribed a player's mother with no link to the Bammer staff is worth discussing?

We know this kind of stuff goes on. What's new?

4:49 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I don't know if she can support it or not ... the judge just ignored it because she pleaded guilty.

4:54 PM  
Blogger Harrison said...

the judge must be a bama fan

4:55 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Harrison ... Almost all of them are.

4:56 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Well,Bama does have the law school.

Whatever the reason though, she hasn't presented any evidence that what she said is true. She's trying to avoid going to prison and repaying a quarter of a million dollars.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I thought they were supposed to prove she's guilty?

5:07 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

She admitted guilt. She apparently said this at her sentencing.

Even if it's true, Bama just needs to disassociate from the people involved.

5:18 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

yes, it was her sentencing

my mistake

5:27 PM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

I'm really bummin' about Peavy getting traded to the White Sox for scratch. Booooo.

5:39 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

It's quiet tonight, too quiet...

6:07 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Mrs. Jet makin' salmon croquettes and homemade mac and cheese!

Woo Hoo!

6:09 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Salmon croquettes killed the thread.

6:57 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

The salmon croquettes, mac and cheese and fresh cantaloupe ... were splendid.

7:00 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

From EverydayshouldbeSaturday.com ... this is their intro to a link to Goldberg's blog post regarding Auburn QB situation ...


"Subtraction by addition. Auburn has six actual throwing, moving, and breathing quarterbacks in camp, including Neil Caudle, who by his own estimates has thrown 4,000 passes since the summer started. The old saying is that if you have two quarterbacks, then you don’t have one, and if you have three, then you don’t have a half of a quarterback, and if you have six, you’ll need advanced math beyond our powers with Greek letters and (stuff) in it."

7:06 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Jet. We are likely to have two or three less qb's as soon as one is named starter. What is the rule if to start with you only had several 1/2 qb's.

7:12 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

And secondly, I vowed as a child that if I ever got married and had children, I would never, ever, in a million years, make them eat Salmon croquettes

7:15 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

My prediction for QB, which is worthless because I've never seen any of them.

Unless Kodi has fixed his mechanics, he'll be relegated to being a situational player. The QB race will quickly come down to Todd and Caudle. Todd will have the advantage because of his starts last year.

I predict Todd will be the starter and Caudle will move to slot. He and Fannin will share duties in the wildcat. Rollison will assume an understudy role and may start later in the season if Todd is injured or his arm gives out.

7:18 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

we agree on one thing. Kodi's mechanics are horrible. It's what is keeping him off the field. Todd may very well win the job. I hear the coaches aren't enthralled with either Kodi or Neil. Maybe the summer helped both of them and they will suprise us.

7:25 PM  
Blogger digger4au said...

ZAP they are all gone!!!!

Digger the magician

made them all disappear

I will bring you all back when the cock crows three times on Sand Mountain

7:58 PM  
Blogger j-z said...

You know...crazy as NoVa's theory is...I like it.

8:03 PM  
Blogger BigEZ said...

I am happy about Peavy, but then, I am a Chisox fan. Before you ask, I collected baseball cards liked Frank Thomas and have had a Sox jersey since eigth grade and so on...maybe he can give us a boost. The bullpen has been shotty lately though.

8:05 PM  
Blogger Aeronaut said...

Good morning folks.

Happy Friday / Saturday / Weekend ya'll.

Have a good'n.

8:16 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Seastrunk 7/31 article

8:19 PM  
Blogger BigEZ said...

Hey Mon. Shall I call you MGD. Mon Goddess Diesel. It is written.

8:23 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

So Lache wants a family and a home. Hmmm...

8:27 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Hey there EZ. I like your good ole original Mon Diesel, but whatever makes you happy is fine with me.

8:28 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I put the wrong date on that link title. The article is dated 7/30 not 7/31. My apologies.

8:29 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Come on down to the plains Lache. We'll treat you real kindly. We're like peas and carrots, Lache and the Tigas..

8:44 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I wonder who is more likely to give Lache a warm, fuzzy family feeling? Les Miles & Co. or Chiz & Co.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Just lookin at "the hat" might scare me off. If no money is involved, I like our chances.

8:51 PM  
Blogger BigEZ said...

Okey dokey. It is unwritten:^)

8:52 PM  
Blogger BigEZ said...

Lache, we'll "keep it down home cuz'" if you will.

8:53 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Mon, we had us a few burglaries here in hoover. Seems a few kids were finding out who was on vacation by looking on facebook, then breaking in the homes. Nice suggestion for facebook users. dont discuss your vacations....

8:56 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

hmmm Jeff @ auburnsports.com say Trovon Reed is supposed to show up on campus tomorrow morning and leave tomorrow afternoon. That would be his 3rd visit. I believe he is Lache's buddy. Trovon wanted Lache to go to LSU with him and Lache wanted Trovon to go to Auburn.

8:56 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Sponge - When I tell that to Greg he will enjoy a big "told you so" moment. He's been saying what a bad idea it is to advertise your travel plans via FB, Twitter, etc.

8:57 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

We got room for ya Reed. You and SeaBaby can room together. Chiz won't even make you run extra sprints after practice. Mon and I will see to that.

8:59 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Mon, the older I get, the less "I told you so's" I dish out. Seems like they always come home to roost later. Nothing like a few years to make you a little more humble. Nothing like raising a pack of chillun to make you even more humble (and a little nuts)

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently, I used wifey's email address during the initial Auburn Undercover free offering period. She just now told me that she gets "news" from them from time to time.

She innocently asked me why the significance of Lache Sistrunk taking his 3rd unofficial visit to AU this weekend. I've been out of contact today...is this correct?

9:01 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Anything for the team! Wow, wouldn't that be awesome?

9:02 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Hoop. I have not heard that. Don't mean it's not true. I am hearing that Satan is probably going to get him a little CJ Mosely. Just hope he can't talk Owens into passing over to the dark side.

9:04 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I haven't read that anywhere, Hoopie.

Sponge - How many chilluns do yo have?

9:06 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Three chilluns. One senior chick, two boys. Senior going to AU in 2010 unless something changes. Then I get to have one in college for the next 12 years. I'll be eating a lot of spam and pork n beans soon.

9:08 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

HA Wow! Congrats and good luck! Don't forget Ramen noodles.

9:10 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Went condo hunting in AU last week. Anyone planning on buying a condo soon. Better have plenty of cash to lay down on the front end. The era of cheap money, its a gone.

9:10 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Mon, got me a pantry full of those. On the bright side, I should weigh less in a year than I have in some time.

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't subscribe to AUC. The free--teaser article mentions that a top recruit will be in AU this weekend for his 3rd visit. Is anyone a subscriber?

9:12 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

I subscribe to the Goddess info site. Don't you know hoop, if Mon don't know, Marshall don't know either.. LOL

9:14 PM  
Blogger BigEZ said...

Trevon Reed I believe.

9:14 PM  
Blogger BigEZ said...

Trovon. Whatever.

9:15 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Hoopie - Read up where I posted something about Trovon. Maybe that's who they mean. I only know what I read on auburnsports.com.

Well, that and Gus tells me.

A JOKE!

9:16 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Mon, my 9th grader is girl crazy. He's likin a little blue eyed blondie. Although, I can't tell what likin means anymore. Boys are always telling my girl that they should "hang out" together. Are the boys now such wimps they can't stand the thought of getting turned down for a date, so they just want to "hang out". Or is that a Hoover thing?

9:19 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I'm way too old and out of touch to know what hang out REALLY means. However, I know enough from kids around me to know I'd sure as heck be finding out what it meant to my kids. lol

9:21 PM  
Blogger BigEZ said...

If a girl will "hang out", she's probably interested. I think date is a scary word for most guys. If you ask her to hang out and you never do, it is mild rejection. If you ask her on a "date" and never does or she straight turns you down it hits the ego a little harder I believe.

9:23 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Well, you can bet if Hang Out means anything like what I wanted to do back in the day, I'm on top of that....Some things don't change. Wifey says..that boy is so sweet....daddy says..you lay a hand on my girl, game on cowboy..

9:23 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

LOL I'm SO happy I don't have kids.

9:25 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Big, you are dead on. When the girls started calling the guys, they lost the upper hand. That was our first rule. "you don't call the guys. If they are interested, they'll call..
Also, if they hang out, it usually means meet out. Means they don't have to come to the door and meet DAD.

9:26 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Mon. No matter the problems, I wouldn't give mine up for nothin. I'm hoping one of them likes me enough to take care of me in old age...

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sponge...my daughter is 21 and other than proms or formals, has never been on a "date". "Hanging" is a broad term that can involve anywhere from 2 to 20 kids and any number of activities. Most all activities involve groups and rarely the traditional boy/girl on a date.

gotta hit the sack

Peace...out

9:29 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

I bet you're a great dad, Sponge.

9:29 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

At the Hangar ...

Stewardess and Appendage "hang out" here ... in my Auburn room ... I suggest they should go see a movie or something ... Stewardess says he spend so much on gas (he lives elsewhere in the River Region) that she doesn't want him to spend extra money on her. Her thoughtfulness is touching, but an inconvenience to the man of the house.

9:32 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Well Hoop. You are right. I like knowing they are with one person. That way, I know who the target is....LOL

Thanks Mon. I guess I won't really know til they are grown and gone.

9:34 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Jet, wifey is the stewardess in my house. Gives me a nice break every week or so. Bought my girl a horse, so now she spends more time with that horse than with the guys. I'm thinkin, wise move daddy. too bad she can't take that horse to the plains. I could cut costs. are there any hitches on campus.

9:37 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

My kids have been different in this area ... Appendage is Stewardess's first boyfriend ... outside of one horrible character flaw, he's been a perfect gentleman, but we're working on him.

ElTurbo has been dating Special K for almost 4 years, and he's leaving for his freshman year at AU in 13 days.

Having said that, both of my kids do a lot of group "hanging out" at people's houses. We take our share in the rotation -- let them play video games, watch movies and I spring for pizza. It's been a good investment.

9:41 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Pizza. Cheaper than a horse.

9:43 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Jet. I see where Obama had that beer summit the other day. Has Riley ever offered Jet to discuss differences over a beer......

9:45 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

The gov is a teetotaler.

9:46 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

... but I'd be delighted to share a cup of coffee or a diet Dr Pepper if he were so inclined.

9:49 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Well then. Sneak him some wine and maybe we can convince him to support the lottery. I never cared before, but now that I'm putting pen to paper on college costs, I want that lotto.

9:50 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Sponge ...

I just paid my first bill to Auburn today - not counting Camp War Eagle fees.

9:51 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Jet - Greg and I are making a short roadtrip tomorrow for the express purpose of trying a new BBQ rib joint in Charleston. I accidentally ran across it a month or so ago. It's SUCH a dive looking place and gave me the nosegasm. Anyway, it made me think of you.

9:52 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Nice Jet. Hope you aren't going to be HUNGRY til next payday. I'm checkin to see if Jimmy Hale Mission has a bed.

9:53 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

I expect a full report ... 300-500 words, typed, double spaced, MLA citations.

9:53 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Yes Sir.

9:54 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Nosegasm. I blew sweet tea out of my nose when I read that. Why haven't I seen that before. crackup.

9:54 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

Thankfully, ElTurbo got him a scholly, so I just had to pay the "forced meal plan" today. Of course, we'll pay the first rent check when he moves in ... I'll be poor soon enough.

9:55 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Scholly. Please define that and text that definition to my girl.

9:56 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

sorry about the tea nose spray, Sponge

:-)

9:58 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Jet, can you get a scholly for texting prowess. Daughter can text the Gettysburg address, blindfolded, driving.... with four fingers on each hand tied behind her wrist...... in ten seconds or less.

10:00 PM  
Blogger Jet said...

As I told ElTurbo, now you got the thing, you better not lose it.

Got to give to him, this apple fell off the tree, caught a taxi to the airport and flew cross country.

I'm proud of the boy ... 3.7 gpa and a 32 on the ACT, including a 35 on the English section ... between his advanced placement courses and his ACT scores, he'll be a sophomore at the end of the first semester.

He didn't view that as a positive development.

10:00 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Keyboard needed cleaning anyway Mon.

10:01 PM  
Blogger wtc said...

What's up guys?
Just got back form a cookout at my sister's. I cooked steaks for everyone and we finished the evening off by grilling peaches and having them over some vanilla ice cream.

I will pay fo rthat Saturday morning as I have scheduled an 11 mile run at 6:00am.

10:03 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Jet, thats pretty gnarly dude.

10:05 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

Only way I run 11 miles is if someone has a chainsaw after me.

10:07 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Jet are you serious about the sophomore by the end of 1st sem thing? Wow

Hey WTC - I've never in my life heard of a grilled peach. How do you do that exactly?

10:07 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

can I be 401

10:07 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

can I be 401

10:07 PM  
Blogger Spongeworthy said...

can i be

10:08 PM  
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