Days to kickoff: 10
Our Tar Heel Tiger's Auburn Minute is brought to you by the number:
10
HAPPY "ALL FORMER AU #10s" DAY!!!
We've got plenty of depth today. I'll let y'all name the starter. The
candidates in chronological order:
* Jon Kilgore: from Atlanta; AU Media Guide lists him as an End 1962-64, but he apparently practiced the art of punting during his five-year NFL career with the Rams, Bears, and 49ers. He's front left in the 1963 team photo, sitting right next to #11, LB Bill Cody.
* Tommy Traylor: A GUMPIAN!!! During Tommy's sophomore year, he was backup QB to senior Loran Carter. Tommy played a very important role in Auburn's big Sun Bowl win over Arizona in 1968. During his junior and senior seasons, Tommy was backup QB to Pat Sullivan.
* Clyde Baumgartner - Clyde B. and Chris Vacarella (see yesterday) may have been twin sons of different mothers. Both were from Birmingham. Both were backup QBs. Both lettered in '74-76 (Chris also in '73). Both made their greatest contributions at another position. While Chris was catching passes, Baumgartner was achieving ALL-SEC First Team honor as a punter in 1975.
* Pat Washington: (Pictured at right) Mobile native and non-wishbone style QB starter in 1984-85. He started a successful coaching career shortly after graduation. He's had gigs at Auburn, SW Louisiana (now UL-Lafayette), TCU, Baylor, Tennessee (on Fulmer's staff for 11 years), Kansas State, Mississippi State (Sylvester Croom's staff), and currently at Southern Miss.
* James Joseph: Phenix City native played FB for Auburn in 1986, '87-'90. He then had a five-year NFL career with the Eagles and Bengals. James earned his Auburn degree in 1997 and entered the coaching profession. He's had gigs at Auburn High and Troy. He is currently RB coach at the University of Memphis.
* Patrick Nix - Rainbow City, AL, native started at QB in 1994 and 1995. Famous moments include: The run-in-off-the-bench-and-throw-a-4th-and-15-TD-bomb-to-Frank-Sanders play in the 1993 Iron Bowl after starting QB Stan White was knocked from the game on a vicious hit. That was the turning point in Auburn's great comeback victory over the Tide. He has also earned several coaching gigs. Nix was Academic All-SEC in 1994.
* Rodney Crayton: Cornerback from Dadeville who suited up for the Tigers in 1996, '98-'00. Rodney led the team with 5 interceptions in 2000, earning the respect of the league's coaches. They voted Crayton to the all-conference team.
My favorite AU #10? I think it's a toss up between Traylor and Joseph.
I'm sure there are others, so y'all know what that means. It's time
for some 10 shout outs!!!
HAPPY "ALL FORMER AU #10s" DAY!!!
We've got plenty of depth today. I'll let y'all name the starter. The
candidates in chronological order:
* Jon Kilgore: from Atlanta; AU Media Guide lists him as an End 1962-64, but he apparently practiced the art of punting during his five-year NFL career with the Rams, Bears, and 49ers. He's front left in the 1963 team photo, sitting right next to #11, LB Bill Cody.
* Tommy Traylor: A GUMPIAN!!! During Tommy's sophomore year, he was backup QB to senior Loran Carter. Tommy played a very important role in Auburn's big Sun Bowl win over Arizona in 1968. During his junior and senior seasons, Tommy was backup QB to Pat Sullivan.
* Clyde Baumgartner - Clyde B. and Chris Vacarella (see yesterday) may have been twin sons of different mothers. Both were from Birmingham. Both were backup QBs. Both lettered in '74-76 (Chris also in '73). Both made their greatest contributions at another position. While Chris was catching passes, Baumgartner was achieving ALL-SEC First Team honor as a punter in 1975.
* Pat Washington: (Pictured at right) Mobile native and non-wishbone style QB starter in 1984-85. He started a successful coaching career shortly after graduation. He's had gigs at Auburn, SW Louisiana (now UL-Lafayette), TCU, Baylor, Tennessee (on Fulmer's staff for 11 years), Kansas State, Mississippi State (Sylvester Croom's staff), and currently at Southern Miss.
* James Joseph: Phenix City native played FB for Auburn in 1986, '87-'90. He then had a five-year NFL career with the Eagles and Bengals. James earned his Auburn degree in 1997 and entered the coaching profession. He's had gigs at Auburn High and Troy. He is currently RB coach at the University of Memphis.
* Patrick Nix - Rainbow City, AL, native started at QB in 1994 and 1995. Famous moments include: The run-in-off-the-bench-and-throw-a-4th-and-15-TD-bomb-to-Frank-Sanders play in the 1993 Iron Bowl after starting QB Stan White was knocked from the game on a vicious hit. That was the turning point in Auburn's great comeback victory over the Tide. He has also earned several coaching gigs. Nix was Academic All-SEC in 1994.
* Rodney Crayton: Cornerback from Dadeville who suited up for the Tigers in 1996, '98-'00. Rodney led the team with 5 interceptions in 2000, earning the respect of the league's coaches. They voted Crayton to the all-conference team.
My favorite AU #10? I think it's a toss up between Traylor and Joseph.
I'm sure there are others, so y'all know what that means. It's time
for some 10 shout outs!!!
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I promise to always look out for ya, Mon-mon.
'banners high....'
whooopiee!!!
sorry Jet, i was a little late.
Substantivo 2.0
now my great little story is stuck on an old page.
c'est la vie.
Die puppets, Die!
work beckons. seizure.
I know there's a few on this blog that don't sing that Banners High part. Which I also think is pretty cool.
do some people not respect waving banners flying high? what gives?
Scottie ... They sing "A.P.I.," which was the words to the alma mater when the name of the university was Alabama Polytechnic Institute.
My dad, A.P.I., Class of 1949, sang "A.P.I." In fact, the last game we watched together ... AU-Florida ... he sat in his chair and sang the opening verse, referencing A.P.I.
I bought ElTurbo an A.P.I. shirt at Anders last year as a reminder to him of his Daddy Bob.
where does the herring kid figure in at linebacker?
Good story Jet. A history lesson and some sentimentality, two of my favorite things.
Paulmain: He doesn't.
Chop down the largest Bammer in the stadium with...a Herring!
and then put the bammer in water to see if it floats!
"A.P.I." love it. i'll have to sing it that way too. i didn't know it was changed.
And bring us back a shrubbery. But not too tall.
Thanks 2 - You're swell!
Riddle me this: If one alleges to hate the puppets why does one name an hour after said puppets? Why not the Anti Puppet Hour?
...with concrete blocks attached.
where's Flesh Wounds?
Trebek, I have a riddle for you, a conundrum, if you will ...
Where's WarTigah?
Will any shrubbery do?
Where is the ambiguity? Over there, in a box.
ribbed conundrum's?
that's just scandalous Mon.
Not just any shrubbery.
Don't say scandalous. BigCat won't be able to concentrate.
aye-aye captain!
Mon - I see what you did there. Nicely played.
Things are beginning to get silly around here.
*curtsy* Norm
On to my second pack now.
You are killing me.
I knew about the API portion of the alma mater, but one homecoming game not too long ago we had the pleasure of sitting in front of one of the classes that was having it's 50th reunion. When they ALL sang API it just brought a smile to my face.
Practice starts at 4:20 today. Unless you're Eric Smith.
NO DROPS!
I'm thinking McCalebb ain't just FAH, he's faster than an African Swallow.
Conundrums can be fun. Especially the French ones that tickle.
Tommy says that as if there were something wrong or perhaps new about it.
Sensi HA So what you're saying is I am bad for your health.
Dude 4:20 practice?!? Light 'em up for practice baby!!
Why does it have to be an African swallow?
THT - I'm thinking that in such a case, it absolutely IS a question of where he grips it.
Nope, nothing new, but wonderfully historic. As you can see not everyone knew about that.
Tommy - I meant your "getting silly" post. Nothing wrong with API references at all.
I have decided not to shave again until we beat $puat!
Haven't told wifey yet. I'm sure she won't mind though.
Ouch, J-Z.
Keep up, My Tommy. Things are moving at the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow around here.
D Miller. I'm joining you in the No Shave Til IB
ME TOO!
As another thing passes right over my head, like two swallows carrying a coconut.
Thanks for setting me straight again Norm
D.Miller & Sensi are taking the Tony Franklin approach to things I see.
Things could get awful hairy around here.
don't do it, Monnie, don't do it
Except I'll never admit I'm a DA, Eddie. Not to anyone here, at least.
And I'll cut and comb my hair.
And my book won't be available with the purchase of 8 gallons from the local Exxon anytime soon.
And I won't call Josh Moon or Paul Finebaum everytime I want to moan about my last job.
well, 10 minutes ago I had a timely post about lobbbing the holy hand grenade of antioch at UA-T. But then IE crashed. Has that ever happened to anyone else ;-)
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.[
Trebek, what's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a @#$%&. Hahahaha
ehyou- I so miss those skits. They were my favorites.
One, two, five.
Three sir.
Turd Ferguson -- that's funny hehe
Let's All Laugh Together as Tom Hanks takes his lumps on Celebrity Jeopardy!
Let's just see how many different tv and movie quotes going on at the same time, shall we?
And after the spankings...
#$%^^* Firewall'd again
Terbek: "My mother is infirmed, she uses a walker."
Connery: "Your mother is a walker - a street walker."
I think I will watch MP tonight when I get home.
I'm not dead yet. Yes you are, you just don't know it yet.
Can we dub the 2-3pm HABOTN time slot the "Random Acts of Violence against our Anti-Christ bammer Neighbors" hour?
remember tommyd, its a family blog, its a family blog.
99.9% of the movie quotes leave me out so I'll just be here for immoral support.
How do you know he's a king?
so I'll just be here for immoral support.
Strong as new rope...
HA! $1 to Barry Mc
He hasn't got ish all over 'im
I misread that as "immortal support", which I thought was funny.
Then I reread it correctly, and guess what? It was still funny.
Bad, wicked, naughty Zoot! She has been setting fire to our beacon, which - I have just remembered - is grail-shaped ... It is not the first time we've had this problem.
J-z,
Any way to shorten that title? Tis a wee bit long, sontcha think?
I can't get the song "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked" out of my head.
Let me face the peril!
that's what she said
Sontcha = dontcha
I don't know if your up on current events, but we're getting our a$$ kicked.
I know. I know.
No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
Mon - try "Can't Get it Out of My Head" by ELO. That should do it.
Woody: What's shaking Norm?
Norm: Everything from the neck down.
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Brave, brave Sir Salsa, he bravely ran away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
I'm open for suggestions on the name, as long as the theme remains unmitigated violence heaped upon the infidels.
...not that we've seen him in a while, and I'm not trying to encourage an appearance. It amused me that a post right before mine got deleted, though.
Our Marketing Chick, Cassey, showed this during the board meeting. It was the only part of the meeting I enjoyed. I was thinking how badly Gannett needs to see this, believe this and live this. The Publisher of our local daily sitting near me agreed.
Social Media Revolution
Ciao tutti!
j-z, how 'bout the "bammer burning hour"?
hmmm...i'm not really feeling it, give me some time, i'll come up with something
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The hate is strong in this one. You're headed in the right direction 2.0.
i managed to post it twice, my bad. but, yeah people, i'm just that good
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I thought the second post was some of your better work.
Why do I continue to listen to Paul Finebaum in the off-season?
It's a disease, Sensi.
Sensi, the question should be why do you listen to that pagan EVER?
Sensi, may i recommend archives of 'The Gridiron Breakdown' for your listening pleasure? ;)
Sensi, same reason you read my posts - masochism.
But so am I and it's fun so screw these haters who tell you to stop!
;-)
Spartans!
Speaking of Eddie's Brother, check out his latest penmanship. You will enjoy it, or your money back....
A New Hope
Poor timing. D'oh!
1 hour and 23 minutes and 100 posts. Good work group!!
To be fair, Sensi, I found myself listening to Finebaum when I was in Alabama a couple of months back because it's nice to get that SEC fervor that I miss so often while living in Colorado. Of course, about thirty minutes in and two or three Alabama callers later, the hatred was boiling inside of me.
"Eradication of Elephant Infidels Hour"?
it's a tad extreme for a public forum, we might be inclined to channel our inner Hitler, so perhaps not.
The genocide aspect appeals to me. Is that wrong? Discuss.
Thanks for the interesting video, Omnica. I have been trying to learn to cope with all the information services recently. From myspace, to facebook, to blogger, to twitter, .... It is just a crap load of information. Figuring out how to filter it has been my issue. I have started trying to use RSS as much as possible to monitor for content. Somehow having all these sources of information has to be sorted or the flood of info just becomes counterproductive.
That gives me visions of elephantitis, 2.0...
I did have a summer job with the Boll Weevil eradication program one time. The chemical exposure might explain a few things.
That's because you're a digital immigrant living in a world of digital natives, Steve. You gotta find a way to manage of just go off the grid. I can SO see you as an off the grid kind of guy one day...
To Kristina, JGT, or whoever controls the FB HABOTN Hotties group, i'm the girl eating soup.
Yea, well, it is tough. Especially since I work on the grid. Using an RSS reader has worked to some extent, but even it gets flooded with information.
Between tracking blogs I follow, to news, to stocks,....geeze....to much input...to much input...
Pachyderm Extermination Hour
I have faith in you, Steve!
THT 2.0, just make sure you include your nick in the request and Kristina or Jay should get you in. It is the hip place to be:)
The chemical exposure would explain slot, j-z
Only the coolest people use soup eating photo's for their FB!
Slot= alot
dang phone keeps replacing words
If I shall ever return to the bowels of Sheol, I shall arrive one week early. I shall circle the walls of its stadium once a day for six days. And on the seventh, Game Day, I shall circle it seven times then blow my trumpet and watch its walls crumble to my feet.
Verily.
Only if you're slurping your soup can you gain admittance into the FB HABOTN group
j-z...
I contributed to the eradication effort. Summer '94 I believe. It was very, very hot.
2.0, I gotcha. Ignore my fb message though. I hadn't caught up on the comments today when I sent it. Welcome!
verily, verily i say unto you....
HATE BAMA.
Crap, hate it when I use the wrong account.
I predated you a little. Where did you work?
predated you -Is that the same as kinda going out with someone before your buddy does?
No...that's like being the guy who spends all the money to take a chick to the "Enchantment Under the Sea" dance and your buddy being the one who hooks up with her and takes her home.
I think a predate is coffee or a "safe lunch" You know, check out the merchandise before committing to the hard sell.
Kristina ...
I hate when that happens. The other night I got on the computer and found out I was a fan of Ty Pennington and Massengill.
I was a lot of women's "pre-dates" in college. Lots of life long commitments were made by these women after they dumped me for the new guy.
Jet, you've been a douche for a looooooong time.
K said hard sell
hee hee
j-z, how about the Indiscriminate Deeds of Brutality against our Demonic Mullet Acquaintances Hour?
J-Z ...
Just keep eatin' your bag of vinegar and water tater chips and shut up.
That was a mouthful, Choco.
Don't make me get the kin do stick and call Mr. Fuji, ya'll.
seriously? do I have to be the one to say it again????
Kristina is just throwing softballs at this point.
Damn...I did it too.
LOL, I almost posted "Cue Monica..."
;-)
LOL I'm so pathetically predictable! I know, I know..
I'll have my alter ego -- W -- call in an airstrike on the Irrational Republic of Doublewidea.
That's what Greg said.
DMiller,
Is the No Shave club until Auburn beats Bama or until they go down?
If the latter, sharpen your razor for Sept. 5.
Well, j-z's original title was so good that it fired me up to practice some plagiarizing. The start of the school year does that, too. It really helps with the kids' homework. ;)
I can say this with more confidence than I've ever said anything...
Greg has NEVER said that.
Jet- I forgot to tell you about the note he left me the morning after he caught you and I chatting.
The Hate
The Hate
The Hate is on fire...
There is no need for any water.
I implore you, let the mothereffer burn.
Jet,
I fear. I fear if I give into The Hate, I will turn to the dark side.
Mon,
My Yahoo is on if you'd like to share.
burn
mamafeffernaffer
burn
I knew I could count on someone to handle the "mouthful" quote for me in the prescribed HABOTN manner. It allowed me to continue to act with the decorum for which I am known so well.
J-Z I had to try a shot at it, and this is what I cam up with:
Acts Undermining Bammers Using Retaliatory Namecalling
And then blow 'em up real good
Hour
Oh look...da Nile runs thick with chocolate...
I'm leaning more towards the "Die Cousin Humper, Die" title myself.
Brother Sensi,
We've been here many times. Just as the Lord divides the day from the night, and the sheep from the goats, we must also do the same.
Choose this day whom ye shall serve.
It brings back a lot of bad memories when Jet starts talking about goats and sheep. I know Jet remembers Behehtty and BaaBaara from back in the day.
Brother Jet,
As for me and my house, we shall wear the Orange and the Blue of the AU always, even until the end of this age.
y'all are startin to creep me out a little
J-Z ...
All I know is when you tried to move near Michael's goat farm, you had to register with the authorities first. Then came the protests, and you gave up and remained in Papermillville.
I'm with you, Mon.
Shows how much I know. I thought Jay G was the clever one who coined the term banhammer...
Yeah, huh?
Y'all are giving me a Jolo, West Virginia vibe.
I don't post on too many blogs so I hadn't heard the term "banhammer" in respect to banning someone's ISP before. I assumed Jay G made it up.
Since this "Jolo" of which you speak is in W.V., that cannot be a good thing.
You mean me saying y'all are "creeping me out" wasn't a clue?
You haven't shaken your fanny 'til you've shaken it with PooNanny.
Thank you. That is all.
I have a PooNanny tshirt from 1987. It doesn't fit anymore. Maybe that's what I'll wear to the HABOTN tailgate this year.
You haven't been pucked til you been...
Nevermind.
Have a wonderful afternoon everyone.
If you guys start handling snakes, I'm outta here.
I have a PooNanny story which is unsuitable for relating here. I used to have one of the shirts but now I only have the story.
Krstina ...
I think that's Monica's department.
LOL Kristina - Nice, huh?
I tried to handle Snake, but Jet hasn't found his office for me yet.
j-z, this is my final submission. Take it or leave it:
"The Hot Tubbin' with Saban and Finebaum Hour", brought to you by Fry Daddy, official spa supplier of the Crimson Tide.
oooooooo you were faster than me, Jet!
You all have very dirty minds and you're a bad, BAYUD influence on me. I'm at a very impressionable age, ya know.
I'm going home now. I hope you will all take some time to think about this afternoon's behavior and straighten up!
Monica ... I can put you on his office in a snap, but I figured a reunion at his home doorstep would be that much sweeter, so I persevere.
There's that smell again.
Ride the snake to the lake.
Eh...Unless 2.0 comes up with something better, with what limited authority as I possess, I will have to declare 2-3 pm CST tomorrow to be the "Die Cousin Humper, Die! Hour."
No pressure, 2.0.
Does The Hottest Die Cousin Humper, Die! blog on the net have a nice ring to it, or not?
I just watched the video on social media that Monica gave us a link to. I guess I'm old and passe'.
I really am setting y'all up today. And I'm really not even trying...
There goes another softball... Wait...I got nothing. False alarm.
There is a faint smell around here. Do you smell it?
It smells vaguely of unwashed souls.
Cousin Humpers?
them too
No, I smell something pleasant.
The smell of fresh cut grass, Atomic Balm, popcorn ... it's a familiar smell.
It's getting stronger.
Quit sniffing your jock, Jet.
It's so pungent! Pungent!
Woot!
Double woot!
Triple Woot!
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