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6.04.2010

Reportage from Sandestin, Day 3

Hey everyone. I write for a living. I get paid because you read the things I write. So please, help a journalist and read the following pieces of prose.

*`Saban Rule' bumped

*Le Notebook (includes basketball items, Barbee involved with both)

62 Comments:

Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

DL proxy substance - Is it August yet?

9:44 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'll read it all, JGT. I hope that gets you a bonus.

9:45 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Tell DL to turn his speakers down, I can hear them from here.

9:45 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Mute your television, please.

9:46 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I wish I were near my television.

9:50 AM  
Blogger scottie b carmichael said...

yeah everybody help JG get P-A-I-D.

recommend it to your friends & family.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

If I read those at MA online earlier this morning, do I need to read them again here since you've linked them for us?

9:52 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

I mean, if it helps a brotha out, I'll do it.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Lowcountry Tiger said...

I like the savvy-journalist-knows-his-audience play at the end of the Saban-bump article, JGT.

OF COURSE a head coach should stay home, spend some time with the kids he's committed to shepherd during their years on campus, and enjoy a little spring rah-rah with the alumni.

But that's the difference between "raising Auburn men" and "evil tahd empire".

It's a good day to hate bammer. Go Phoenix!

9:53 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

Y'all lost me on speakers and televisions.

Great reports, Sportswriter Tate. Thanks!!!

If I read them again in a different web browser, will they jack up your salary?

9:53 AM  
Blogger scottie b carmichael said...

just do it Norm.

9:55 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Nice coverage JayG. Thanks.

Liked that Barbee used the word "druthers".

9:58 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

FUTBOL

I know JayG has the World Cup blog, and I posted this over there, but England defender and captain Rio Ferdinand is out of the World Cup.

That's substantial b/c the good old US of A plays England in little more than a week.

10:05 AM  
Blogger scottie b carmichael said...

so, i gather that the Chiz & the Sabanator do not agree on this issue.

Chiz want to stay at home & see his own players while Satan wants to troll the high schools & evaluate recruits himself. interesting.

10:10 AM  
Blogger scottie b carmichael said...

how long does this world cup thing last? all summer?

10:12 AM  
Blogger Lowcountry Tiger said...

Assuming we can keep Luper-Trooper together for another year or two, I'm ok with HC's staying at home and assistants being out on the road.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

PUCK

Blackhawks @ Flyers tonight at 8 pm, Game 4.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Lowcountry Tiger said...

What is this "world cup" of which you speak? That's the thing they play with the round, spotty ball, right?

10:13 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

scottie...from June 11 to July 11. Also known as the best month of 2010.

10:13 AM  
Blogger scottie b carmichael said...

speaking of Finals, the Lakers looked good last nite from what i watched.

Braves won again too. they cannot be stopped right now. good livin' i guess.

10:13 AM  
Blogger scottie b carmichael said...

i guess i need to read up on JG's soccer blog so i'll have a clue what's going on. i usually just skip over the futbol talk.

10:15 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Scottie, you need to catch the fever.

10:19 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Scottie: June 11 to July 11.

10:20 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

I'm still trying to get over pneumonia/bronchitis. I don't want any fever right now. I think I'll be ready to get febrile by Sept 4.

10:31 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

C'mon doc, you gotta use your voodoo to get rid of that stuff.

10:32 AM  
Blogger Tar Heel Tiger said...

well, Seanzie, 2.0 and I are heading to Sutton's now for a bacon cheeseburger, fountain diet cherry Coke, and fries. That should help.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Eddie, that was a cool ad you posted on the last thread. The Homer Simpson / Ronaldo bit definitely got a laugh out of me.

10:37 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Get Down Goblin

10:37 AM  
Blogger scottie b carmichael said...

uh-oh, a can of Jan Terri just got opened up.

10:45 AM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Scottie B, did you intentionally ignore the Duke Donaldson post?

10:46 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Get down goblin
Get down goblin
Get down goblin
Get down

(repeat)

10:47 AM  
Blogger scottie b carmichael said...

Get Down!

nnnnnooooo.....not the Duke Donaldson post!!!!!!! i'm so ashamed.

#32 Rudi Johnson

10:50 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

My fav part of Get Down Goblin has to be the dancing.

10:53 AM  
Blogger Norm said...

My favorite part of Get Down Goblin is everything. I love it all.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Well duh, Norm, that's a cop out of an answer/

10:58 AM  
Blogger wellsAU said...

The HABOTN Striker of the Year Didier Drogba is out for the cup, broke his arm during a friendly with Japan yesterday.

11:00 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

wells...bookmark JayG's World Cup blog and you would've known this already.

Get your head out of your a$$, man.

11:02 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Don't forget the special effects and the lyrics to Get Down Goblin. The thing is masterful in every facet.

Another halloween
the kids will be dwessed up
candy, pumpkins, witches awound
the moon shines so bright.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

Germans!

11:03 AM  
Blogger scottie b carmichael said...

Inglorious Basterds. first thing that popped in my mind when you said Germans.

"hey donnie! got us a german that wants to die for his country...abliiige him!"

11:07 AM  
Blogger scottie b carmichael said...

“You probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, Business is a-boomin.”

11:08 AM  
Blogger Lt. scottie b Aldo Rain said...

“If you ever wanna eat a Sauerkraut sandwich again take your Wiener Schnitzel lickin’ finger and point out on this map what I wanna know.”

11:11 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Inglorious Basterds is one of the worst films I've ever seen.

11:14 AM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

ScottyB ...thanks for those quotes. I've watched that movie twice and may have to go buy it.

The jury is still out, but IB may stand the test of time and rank up there with OJW or Shawshank.

11:15 AM  
Blogger Lt. scottie b Aldo Rain said...

this from the guy who's jacked to see 'Get Him to the Greek'?

:P

get some Seanzie!

11:15 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

First of all, Russell Brand is awesome. Second of all, if anyone other than Tarantino does that movie, it gets eviscerated by the critics.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Lt. scottie b Aldo Rain said...

Pulp Fiction is still my fav movie of his.

11:22 AM  
Blogger michael said...

scottie, I am just glad the movie has gotten you to change your name. I was sick of ctrl +f'n my name to see if anyone addressed me and keep running into "carmichael" over and over again.

11:22 AM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

Tarantino "ain't skeered" to tell a story.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

I'm a huge fan of Kill Bill Vol. 1.

11:23 AM  
Blogger Lt. scottie b Aldo Rain said...

michael, sl;dkj;salk sldkfjs alkjs sljd!!!!!

11:24 AM  
Blogger wtc said...

Nice articles JayG.

I will agree with Miles on this rule. AN awful big chance that violations will occur. Who on here thinks a HS coach, that likes a certian university (no matter which one), would allow the college HC to sit down for a long time and tlak to a recuit?

11:24 AM  
Blogger E-Bro said...

Kill Bill Volume 1 is good no doubt, but Volume 2 was even better I thought. Not quite the action of the first one, but I enjoyed the story a lot more in the second one.

11:25 AM  
Blogger Seanzie said...

Vol 2 is rad too.

11:28 AM  
Blogger WDCWE said...

I will say this, almost everything I have heard from Barbee is talk about the post season. I like it.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

"War in Space" from 1977 is easily better than any of those movies.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Harrison said...

scottchoc- you going to brewfest this weekend?

11:35 AM  
Blogger michael said...

Oh hi Harrison. How are you?

11:38 AM  
Blogger Hoopie said...

The interrogations by Col Hans Landa when "they-knew-that-he-knew-that-they-knew" were intense.

11:39 AM  
Blogger Scott Chocolate said...

Harrison, that's a possibility. Are you going?

11:42 AM  
Blogger Jay G. Tate said...

New thread UPZ.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Jet G. Hate said...

Were you Uncle Conrad and Aunt Ginny millionaires? Well, your Uncle Marsellus is. And I'm positive if Uncle Conrad and Aunt Ginny were millionaires, they would've furnished you with a whole bedroom set, which your Uncle Marsellus is more than happy to do. I like oak myself, that's what's in my bedroom. How 'bout you Jimmy, you an oak man?

11:45 AM  

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