Getting Our Bearings
I am hopeful that Brian Woodham, who recently left a part-time gig with ITAT to take a full-time job as a copy editor at the Advertiser, will be given an opportunity to take my old job. Brian would be a great addition. I'll let you know if I hear anything about that.
As I explained on Facebook, we will have a board at AuburnSports.com with a stricter standard when it comes to cussing and any off-putting shenanigans. Personally, I'm good with the Bunker and have read it for a long time. They get a little upset when things don't go well, which is understandable, but I feel like that board's reputation for savage commentary far exceeds reality.
With that said, we will have a HABOTN-esque board over there for people whose tolerance for cussing is at zero. Just want to make that clear.
I'll be starting at AuburnSports.com on Monday.
Take care, errybody. Thanks as always for your support!
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Holiday coal comes from the moon, bubbs. It's brought back to earth by astronauts. That's why kids love it so much.
You guys really screwed the pooch on last night's campfiyah.
I'll hang out there for a little bit tonight and see if any of you redeem yourselves.
and a good time was had by all.
Well you didn't hang out there very long, THT
Nice seeing THT and Mrs. THT on Saturday. Them other folks too, but they're not likely to read this.
1.0 is like the snail mail of HABOTN.
I've been meaning to tell you bubbs: you can stop licking stamps and sticking them on your monitor before clicking "Publish Your Comment"
Whatever, MJT. I stopped doing that ages ago when they got the stick and peel stamps. Those things are awesome!
I can't get this envelope open. What did bubbs just say?
btw, it was indeed my privilege on Saturday to see, live and in person, the great Norm.
Is he any relation to the Norm we know?
well, based on my description, that seems highly improbable.
yep, I see me, and MrsTHT, and Digger, and Mr Cincy's mom & dad.
Does it bother me that the field is pregame, but the scoreboard is middle of 1st qtr?
Yes. Yes, it does.
Loved seeing everyone Saturday. Sorry I wasn't more sociable, but y'all have all been there long enough to be family and can make yourselves at home. Trying to plan a wedding amongst tailgating was stressful. One last huge blowout tailgate in two weeks!
We had an absolutely fantastic time, and we did indeed feel right at home.
I'm going to infer that THT took his shoes off.
yall wear shoes?
only when MrsTHT tells me I have to, and Saturday she said I did. My socks and shoes don't get on my feet until right before I get out of the car at my destination.
2.0 and I are headed to Winston-Salem for a day in Old Salem. The Tavern in Old Salem has really yummy sammiches, but I may have to go for the catfish today. I love me some catfish.
Y'all play nicely while I'm gone.
Shoes? Who needs 'em?
You should have seen THT's socks!
I like to choot some pool in my new chooze.
they were out of catfish :(
But I had a really amazing club sammich
Even better? I had a peppermint chocolate chip milkshake from Chick-fil-A for breakfast on our way to W-S.
Even betterer? I had a peppermint chocolate chip milkshake from Chick-fil-A for dessert on our way home.
They'll only have them through December, so gotta get my yearly quota in the next 6 weeks or so.
The wife really likes those holiday/peppermint M&Ms. As far as holiday treats go, I'd prefer something gingerbread.
Not to be confused with "a ginger." That would seem very anti-Christmas, as they don't have souls.
I need a peppermint chocolate chip milkshake right now and I don't think it's gonna happen :(
I'll have to settle for a large bowl of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla with chocolate syrup.
since Linden doesn't have a CFA I now am craving somethin that I cannot get. Thanks THT.
I have been craving that milkshake since you mentioned it, THT. Thanks! Kathryn and I were out shopping today and planned on getting one, but traffic was too bad and we had to get back to babies. We are going shopping again on Saturday and that is the first thing on our list!!
After a long day and night of work, a Saturday morning drive to CFA for a chicky biscuit and peppermint chocolate chip milkshake is in order. I can't wait!
Did y'all see where Lil Nicky is 6-0 against AU teams with 8 or less wins?
Did y'all see where Lil Nicky is 0-5 against AU temas that finish with at least 9 wins?
Despite our defensive deficiencies, there is hope.
GO TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Iron Bowl is in the bag.
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!! -8
Yes, I was the one who botched it 8 posts back, but in my defense, I was in a CFA milkshake induced hyperglycemic state of impaired cognition (on top of my usual state of impaired cognition)
I don't have tickets to the IB, the game of the century this weekend and I'm not gonna pay the $ I hear is being charged. So, should I drive over and watch it in The Arena and celebrate the win there? What say you?
are you gonna do exactly what we say?
celebrate the win? Are you a bammer now?
yep, the hype has me scared senseless that we will choke big time.
Dangit THT. I done told you this game is in the bag!
Michael, if there was any miniscule residue of confidence in my blood, you just removed it.
Re: CATCH ALL -- Saturday, Nov 24 2012 -- Iron Bowl Day
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2012, 08:50:43 AM
author=michael
This game is in the bag.
Well clearly I was being sarcastic that year. Gallows humor, you know.
I sure do hate ua-t.
how come?
Because it starts with u. Obviously.
a very powerful autosomal dominant gene
he was undefeated in 2010 but I don't know about him bein autosomal.
Today (everyday really) I'm especially thankful to have such a deserving target for my hatred. If not for uat, my hatred would have to be dispersed elsewhere which could cause pain and suffering to my family. They don't deserve that. uat does deserve that. So, on this Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for my hatred of that place.
I blame ua-t for all the restaurants being closed today. I hate ua-t.
I no longer believe anything Todd Blackledge says. He praised the Crab & Seafood Shack, so we gave it a try. A more accurate name would be the NaCl & Seafood Shack.
How about San Jose putting 60+ points on Fresno today. I'm guessing they won't do that next year at JHS.
War Eagle THT!!!
Michael, hang on to that bag, and throw the 2012 bag away.
Art, How 'bout them Auburn Tigers?!
WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THT, I loved the Creole and Seafood shack! You musta done got the wrong dish (or it has changed in the last 10 years).
And never doubt the bag again! It's undefeated!
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Did I see the final minutes at the stadium? No. I seriously don't think my heart could take it. I told MrsTHT that I'd wait for her in the car. Every step away from JHS my confidence got stronger and stronger. I did not pause at any of the tailgates. When I got to the car and turned on the radio, the usual North Carolina setting had a ua-t radio broadcast. Rather than hit the AU network preset button, I thought it would be fun to listen to Eli Gold cry. Not more than 2 minutes after I got there, MrsTHT and LB showed up, afraid I was going to leave them! I quickly hit the AU preset button so they wouldn't know I was listening to the bammer radio. MrsTHT asked why we weren't going and I said, because I'm going to roll Toomer's Corner. She thought I left all pouty, but I left so AU would win. I knew by the time I got halfway to the car that AU was going to win, and I was going to roll Toomer's Corner. I'm honestly not certain I would have survived that Amazin' finish if I'd been in the stadium. I am certain I would not have enjoyed the spontaneity of it as I would have been waiting to see if they marked him out of bounds on the AU sideline or worried they would have a replay review. Listening on the radio allowed me to enjoy the excitement in real time. We've beaten ua-t in 8 of the past 12 years. Life is good. WARRRRRRRR EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, y'all see that game this weekend?
What game?
this one, you bozo
No, not that one. A different one. You know, the one with those 2 teams where 1 beat the other and it was like really good? That one.
Can't believe Pakistan let that one slip away.
I'm sure Pakistan could have one if they'd just had one more second.
THT, you nut! I'm glad you didn't have a heart attack. How early did you leave the stadium? What play pushed you over the edge?
I don't remember any particular play. I just remember thinking, what can I do to help? I must go to the car! I'd estimate it was around the 4 minute mark.
So you're saying you'll be listening to the rest of our games, this year, in the car?
I'm fine with that.
War THT, Fly to the car...
no, but I'll watch on the tiny tv in the kitchen if necessary.
that THT is one weird dude.
AU losing against uat in '85 is 100% on the shoulders of my friend Charlie. I had a bunch of folks at the house watching and whenever he went outside to light up we performed better. We'd kicked him out with a few minutes to go and he came back inside when he heard us yelling. I still haven't let go of that and I don't expect that I will.
So, along the same lines, THT should leave all future games early. We can't mess with what works.
Do I honestly believe my location has anything to do with the outcome? Of course not.
Do I honestly believe I am somehow doing my part to help the team win by going to the car? Absolutely.
Makes perfect sense.
btw, guess who was sitting in his car behind J&M when Jaret Holmes nailed that 39 yd FG in 1997?
Did MJT have anything to do with those ashes on the field?
Just curious if he was trying out some different drifter disposal methods.
I'm still hatin'. Just cause we win doesn't mean the hate will abate. I hate ua-t!!!!!!!!!!!!
y'all prolly already seen this via the FC, but it is hilarious
Jay G. Tate's excellent reply to another pile of garbage from Thamel.
Someone sent me the Thamel link earlier. I refuse to encourage hit counts by posting it anywhere.
Haven't read the SI piece. Won't read the SI piece. That'll show him.
It's not worth reading. Although, I accidentally heard him in an interview talking about his piece. That was a big mistake.
But yeah. JayG had it all correct.
If you ask me, all indicators point to Jimmy Sexton. That's what I think.
Chickafil biscuit and a peppermint chocolate chip milk shake for breakfast today. YUM! I am sooooooo sleepy.
But I'm not as sleepy as my computer; it is now comatose. I took it to a Vulcan computer doc in hopes he can do a mind meld with it to get all the data out. I better let MrsTHT have hers back.
Seasonal CFA milk shakes really are the best. I love the peach and the banana cream pie selections when they are around.
And bubbs, I have nothing to do with the ashes at Jordan-Hare. I am guessing Saban might have farted them once he realized the FG was being returned for a touchdown.
oh my, weren't they found on the AU sideline? I'm sure glad I wasn't down wind of that one.
Shocking find under football field
My first thought? Uh oh, they may come looking for Michael.
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Should I wait til I have game tickets before getting plane tickets? MrsTHT says to wait, but she's talking in her sleep. Speaking of planes, gotta get a couple of hours sleep before catching a flight early a.m. to Baton Rouge.
WARRRRRRRR EAGLE!!!
air fares up about 40% overnight.
"Shocking find under football field" is a scary headline for me.
Why couldn't the dang national championship be in New Orleans?
or Charlotte?
or Linden?
Have sites been selected for the next few year's Championship games? I've seen where the Playoff games will be through '17, but I haven't seen the actual Championship sites.
Troy, AL I heard.
Oh. I didn't realize that deal had been finalized. Cool. I can walk to the stadium if I want.
Sweet. I'm acquainted with someone who lives in Troy. I'll just crash at his house and walk to the stadium.
or he could just build a zipline from his house to the stadium for us to all use.
If I can't get a room in Troy, I'll look up long lost and distant kinfolks in Glenwood. Besides, why stay in Troy when you can drink from the artesian well in Glenwood. I wonder if it's still flowin'
I know art. Don't know about him being in Glenwood, but I assure you - he is not well.
I hear a group is flying to Las Vegas and taking a bus to Troy
I'd have to have a ridiculously tall tower installed in my yard in order for a zip line to get you from my house to the stadium. So, in that case, you'd better plan on walking the 1 mile to the stadium.
There are more hotel rooms in Las Vegas than in Troy, so it just makes good sense to fly in there and bus to the stadium.
Hey, Norm. Do you want this card with your SS# and name on it? I'm not going to be using it any more.
and now you're sayin that a real tall tower is too hard to build in your backyard???
it's also cheaper to fly to LAS than to TOI.
YYZ
It's not necessarily that the tower would be too difficult so much as it would be too obtrusive. It's also bound to be ugly and I don't want that. I have a look I'm trying to maintain. If I were to have a ginormous tower like that, I may as well put broken down appliances on my front porch and start using old tractor wheels as some sort of yard decoration.
yeah.
alanevansbojackson
Seriously?
I don't think he would joke about something like that.
Now we're talking... finally.
I've just received the best constructive criticism for my blog:
Don't just write a lot of content on your head when creating blog that has nothing to do with anything. You must also research and finding the right theme for your blog.
feng?
THT, I've been meaning to talk to you about all the writing on your head.
That's all well and good, but what does any of this have to do with writing a dissertation?
Excellent question. Also a question to which the answer I would pay a great deal of money to have. If only there were someone that could provide such a thing.
Never write on your head while looking in a mirror. Trust me.
Why should we trust you??? Have you even the foggiest idea about good dissertation writing?!!?
I once wrote a dissertation on fog.
I slept in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
I once performed a fissertation on a dog.
The fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
When bubbs eats
All little cat feet.
He sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then poops claws.
Norm's been reading too much socialist propaganda.
I have no idea what Michael's been reading.
Not true, not true at all. That's just all I could think of related to "fog".
Been reading the cat claws in the cooler.
There's a little child
Running round this house
And he never leaves
He will never leave
And the fog comes up from the sewers
And glows in the dark
Baby alligators in the sewers grow up fast
Grow up fast
Anything you want it can be done now
How did you go bad?
Did you go bad?
cat claws in the cooler?
that's the poetry book by Charlie Chapin?
The only poem I ever memorized, and still my all-time favorite is...
The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner
by Randall Jarrell
From my mother's sleep I fell into the State,
And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze.
Six miles from earth, loosed from the dream of life,
I woke to black flak and the nightmare fighters.
When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose.
tldr.
Why weren't all you guys at the campfiyah last night? I was thinking we would do some slam poetry improv there.
thats exactly why I wasn't there.
Talkin' 'bout the campfiyah
I ain't no liar.
Rules say it can't be
if there ain't college football on the TV.
So abide by the rule,
and don't be a fool.
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Got a bag of onions at the store yesterday, THT. Thought of you.
Our freezer is too full, so I decided not to get the ice cream that was on the shopping list.
I hope all this information doesn't damage our relationship.
what relationship? I don't even know you!
btw, I bet I've been waiting on you longer.
THT, we have been best buds ever since we became facebook friends. Don't act like that isn't true.
And what are you waiting on me to do? Dance? Buy ice cream? Google translate some of my best slam poetry?
that other thread, the one that currently has 498 posts.
Now you've gone and made me spoil it. All the dolts on here will be wanting to time travel with us.
Happy Valentine's Day to all the Hotties!
If digger wants to see lazy people, he just needs to come to Hv1.0.
No kidding. I don't even know why I check this thread every 5 minutes.
5 minutes in Eurasia is about 3 days in non-tyrannical countries.
Eurasia is non-tyrranical. Are you one of those who have been duped into believing that Tarbosaurus bataar is a T-rex?
We have three Tarbosauri in the Eurasian zoo. We have duped them into believing they are walruses. It's hilarious.
goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Because of their unilateral genioglossus muscle, the Tarb's phonation of the above walrus speak comes out as
zoo zoo zoo food zoo zoo zoo food...
I don't know where I'm going with this. It's late.
Well, here's another clue for you all
The walrus was bubbs
HEY THT!
Who's gonna win the national championship game??!?!
Oregon ain't got a pray. The AU Tigers will destroy the Ducks.
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I think the AU-Oregon game will have less offensive fireworks than expected. I think this because I am a football genius.
is this one in the bag?
Boy, can't believe you resurrected this thread after three years, THT. Bravo.
FSU is the better team, but Auburn can beat anyone. This game is in the bag.
whew! I was afraid I had wasted a lot of money and time getting MrsTHT to Pasadena.
When is Jay G gonna put up the new game thread?
FIRST!!!
Can you guys believe how bummed we were last year when we lost to FSU in the title game? Crazy how Auburn is now the first NCAA football champion decided by a playoff! WAR EAGLE!!!
The walrus says "hello" from the Eurasian zoo.
Danged flux capacitors.
I ever told you guys about the Man with the Purple Beard? Strange episode a few years ago. So I'm sitting on my throne, playing that whack-a-mole game, except for using that soft mallet, I use my scepter, and instead of having animatronic moles, I have orphans stick their heads through toilet seats that are glued to this special table I had the Ministry of Palace Games make for me. Don't worry, the orphans got paid well. I'm not a monster. Anyway, I'm boppin these orphans on the head, about to get a high score, when all of a sudden... I continue boppin them on the head as expected, getting a high score.
But later that day, as I was beaming from my new high score, that's when it happened. I first heard the sound of chains clanging together, like a limping man was dragging a chained thing that was chained through the echoing halls of the chain-echo producing hallway. I thought to myself, "This certainly seems strange." I walked slowly toward the hallway. I entered the hallway to see a pool of blood. This wasn't surprising, pools of blood in my palace are pretty common. So I walked past the pool of blood. And that's when I saw him. THE MAN WITH THE PURPLE BEARD! He was a grown male, and the color of his beard was purple, and he was in the hallway with chains! And that's when it happened...
The Man with the Purple Beard took his pacifier out of his mouth and said to me...
33BEASLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And that's when I knew I had to make this man Minister of the Interior/Exterior over all of Eurasia. And he has been GREAT at it.
Wait a second. Were you on your literal throne or figurative throne?
I think that's where I got lost.
I really hope you didn't get lost there. There's lots of booby traps near both thrones.
Oh my...
I think you mean booty traps.
I must be easily impressed, cause I am. Or maybe I'm just tired after spending 30 hours in O'Hare. Glad to be home. Tell the purple beard man to keep the echos down. I'm going to sleep.
Is that why you have so many blue footed boobies, MJT?
I'm not easily impressed but I am however easily amused.
Shouldn't we be getting into page flipping position?
Someone will probably screw it up, kind of like how the Man with the Purple Beard had all the reserviors filled with dead blue footed boobies.
I sure ain't gonna be the one to screw it up.
BOOBIES!!! dead blue footed ones that is.
oh....and BOOM!!! NEW PAGE.
Art's come a long way. He's the Nick Marshall of 1.0.
He's still no Cam. That's for sure.
I bet he feels like Norm behind that keyboard.
y'all stop by the BuyMore and say hello. I'll be here until after midnight. It's about a mile down on the dark side of Route 88.
I came by and said hi. I didn't see you there. Oh well.
THT, don't you know you shouldn't leave the thread with an odd number of posts?
Sara, you tricked me.
That dang Sara. Can't take her anywhere.
No one could ever hurt me more.
Didn't feel like eating ice cream last night. So I threw out five gallons of it. In the dumpster she went. Then the Hershey's followed. All of it melted into a rotten bag of onions.
So. What's the word today?
Quit bubbs! You know how THT hates dumpsters!
You can't beat the food you can find in a dumpster!
Well, you're livin' on the street,
Cravin' something hot
It's simmerin' in a dumpster
Back by Popeye's parking lot
Smell the rich aroma,
It's a fragrance to entice
Dirty deep fried chicken
And dirty dirty rice
courtesy of Timbuk 3
That is an awesome song.
Not as awesome as Stairway to Cleveland.
I'm very alarmed by the bustle in my hedgerow.
I say shoot and ask questions later. It's the safest approach.
just for clarification, although I love the song, I've never been a huge fan of Popeye's chicken. And I'd eat a tub of dirty sticky rice in a heartbeat over a tub of clean dirty rice.
And if there is a hint of onion in that dumpster, I'd rather starve.
Hey Art, did you kill it?
Something about his story doesn't seem right to me ... I don't believe that Art has a hedgerow.
nothin to be alarmed about, it's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
but I am a little worried about these rings of smoke through the trees and this echoing laughter comin out of the forest.
We had a dusting of snow overnight. The official reading was 18,000 nanometers.
That converts to 18 microns for those of you who don't believe in nanometers.
18?!? That sounds serious. Hope you were emergency prepared.
Little known fact: Cows are unable to produce milk during winter precipitation events.
Who says I believe in microns? Since when can you see those, anyway?
MICRONS
There, it's all caps and bold, can you see it now?
Am I the only AU grad who thinks Tim Cook is taking Apple straight down the toilet?
iOS7 is absolutely awful.
Keynote on Mavericks is absolutely awful. The presenter notes are restricted to a tiny narrow band (that cannot be resized) at the bottom of the screen. Without my presenter notes, I'd just stare at the audience for 45 minutes. I had to export my presentation to PowerPoint just to have my notes viewable. I'm glad I figured this out before Saturday.
yep
is it finally time to euthanize this thing?
I don't think any of us can reach the plug.
That's probably true, bubbs. And I'm too lazy to get up and walk over there to the plug.
But there's one thing that's not out of reach....
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!BEASLEY!!!
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